ASTROS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Throw in Judge and Chapman

you truly don't think you're getting away with that with this guy, right?

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It would be really great if we could stop being the lastros right now.

Wade Miley is having his best sex of the season. Heard it on TV, must be true.

>4 pitch walk
Well looks like this is going to be one of those innings again.

DFA Judge

Thanks Judge

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>Stassi actually got a hit
What the fuck

Get fucked Asstros

A STANTONIAN strikeout swinging

The Cano contract is easily better than the Stanton contract. You can't argue this.

What if Stanton and Judge come back, strike out a ton, and the Yankees miss the playoffs because they both ruin the flow of the offense?

>the Yankees miss the playoffs
It would have to be a total collapse of mammoth proportions to miss the playoffs.

They won’t miss the playoff but they will become totally mediocre and then lose in ALDS because the pitching isn’t good enough and the team strikes out 20 times a game

Based Brantley.

Cano and Syndergaard for Ellsbury and Florial+

Gurriel has been so mediocre this year.

Ellsbury for DeGrom and Syndergaard

Dubs of truth.

Just got home, what did I miss boys? Tanaka wheeling and dealing?

fucking nice pay by voit
he's been decent, had a little trouble with two men on first and second. can't complain

Judge ruining offensive momentum in the first

He’s an all star though

geez can we at least get 1 hit off this guy

Miley usually has an inning where he randomly gives up like 2-4 runs. I thought it was going to be the first inning but then Judge decided to save us.

>asstros fielding
SAD

>disastros

>they keep this guy in the lineup for his defense
>whiffs a routine flyball
???

wtf was that Marsnick

LETS GO YANKEES

why is someones child at the plate

Where did all those hateful Astros fans from last night go? Did they not receive the reaction they wanted or something?

Thank you manlet

>RISP
Come on now

love old timer's day

tired of seeing ads for these soccer trannies desu

GIO

GIOOOOOOOOOOO

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URSULA QUEEN OF THE WAVES

and the streak continues

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Yup there it is.

These clowns in the outfield

>yankees only hit is a dinger
based and redpilled

lmaooo what a fucking joke!

>be houston
>lose

GIOOOOOO

wtf is the astros outfield

tanaka is a fucking animal

the 'eries is coming home lad

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G I A N C A R L O

is the no hitter still in play...i dont have internet

the game is tied...

WE DID IT REDDIT

not anymore. 2 run shot by reddit

obligatory tanaka dinger

>inevitable Tanaka home run after complete game shut out
of course

You can't hide from me

is this faggot going to complain about the porch now ???

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they complain about the porch until they realize the other team hits too

don’t run on judge

JUDGED

you talking astros fans or? cause I sure as hell don't. I know ... damnit.. wait nvm again. nice play by judge

J U D G E D .

Well that’s embarrassing...

>stassi somehow gets another hit
>tries to run a double like a fucking retard
DFA right now jesus christ

they should limit the height of mlb players. if they set it to 5'10" then it would be more about skill rather than throwing the ball hard

>”私は私の家族を不名誉にしました”

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>t. manlet

no the assnut FOX commentator who wouldnt shut the fuck up about GOATshella's HR. I think its pierzynski.

Damn. This league should be about skill and not how tall you are.

Why cant they restrict the league to people under 5'10?

the astros pitcher looks like the autistic kid that would shit his pants in gradeschool

ITS FRENCH FOR THE MACHINE.

>manletstros

nah I don't really look like him

>私は私の家族を不名誉にしました
Nobody would say this, that sounds retarded. It would be more like "私の家は汚った"

If even digits, the Voit is adroit
If odd digit, a STANTONIAN blast
If 0, yankees don't score

based

hes mildly adroit

If single, Stanton strikesout

Fuckin A right

Welp, I can feel the 7 game losing streak coming.

welp

If stanton even knocks in a SINGLE run, i will post a picture of my bare, hairless, tight WHITE ass hole.

No way is this man scoring anyone, hes gonna strike out.

press s to summon your stantonian power

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time for a stantonian gidp

Oh man

I'm counting on seeing some ass tonight

s

OH NO NO NO

STANTONIAN RBI single

I’ll be waiting

I want to see dat ass bro

hahahaha fuck you houston

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A STANTONIAN 2 run single based off an error

God fuck you Yuli. Why are you so shit.

Do it faggot

FUCK YOU SP.

god i hate stanton

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>God fuck you Yuli. Why are you so shit

Punishment for being a racist.

Disgusting

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lmao you fucking madman

currently waiting

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based

Fake and gay

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disgusting but based

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>bdsm mantis eats nipple

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He was good last year though while still being racist.

Jesus fucking Christ those results

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I'm scared to click on any of these.

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That last strike was on the edge of the zone. But this ump is calling obvious balls as strikes.

didi sucks lads when we getting lindor

Well I guess 2 runs isn't that bad, but I don't have any hope in our offense.

with how many shit umpires there are and how dependant baseball is on officiating you would think they would have an electronic strike zone by now but these boomer faggots wont let them and keep trotting out shitters like angel hernandez

oh damnit. another..inning...for holder

>holder with a 2 run lead
why boone

>romine blows a mound visit to give ump time to recover

Can this Yankee legend get any more based?

It didn’t count though

Does that count as a catch? I honestly have no idea.

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Well it’s the thought that counts

they need to make a moneyball movie about pooston but instead of advanced analytics they only go after players under 5'8

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Is Maybin not going to the IL or what lads?

Alright we >RISP now. Please deliver Alvarez meme.

Preemptive >holder

FUCK HOLDER

YES FUCKING BASED ALVAREZ DOES IT AGAIN

More like when we trading for Machaddy. Can't believe we didn't sign Machado because we had that defensive blackhole Andujar.

FUCKING HAMPLE CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE YEA BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

YEA ZACK

>holder

every fucking time. it was expected desu

We’ve been DUDED

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Damn fuck that guy
Didn’t even catch it either

should’ve traded holder when his stock was high - now we’re stuck with another joba chamberlain

>hildur

Fuck these Fox announcers sucking off this dude

Hampleheads are in the house tonight
Everybody gonna have a good time

>4 HR in his last 5 games

How legit is that kid

He will be nobody in 3 years

that's a stat for Holder lmao

He'll be the reason why we win the world series this year.

Like I said, a Yankee legend

ROMINE
ROMINE
ROMINE

ROMINE! HEART AND HUSTLE

What the fuck I thought Pressly was good

as much as I love Romie
why not call up higashioka to backup

Fucking lettuce man is hitting dingers now wtf

LETS FUCKING GO YANKS

this astros team is drunk or something. thought it was >us who fucked up on defense all the time

Why would you?

Can we stop having an embarrassing collapse? Thanks.

AJ perskinskiniski is a shit announcer shading the Yanks and our based stadium every chance he gets

hello lads

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sorry im tardy to the party, just got home from a single-a league game

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C U T E

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Agreed

post ur smuggest bird

brother! it's been a fun game thus far.

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why did Judge take a base? i'm watching on mute

based on the box score it certainly looks so. I was listening on the radio in the car and Holder gave up the home run as I was pulling in my driveway so I thought we were fucked

Catcher interference

catchers interference

Seriously why the fuck is our team so fucking bad now? Does Alvarez have to hit multiple runs a game to win? Jesus fuck.

>4 rbis for stanton

G I A N C A R L O

NO SI PUO STO PARLO

A S T A N T O N I A N CLUTCH 2 RUN SINGLE

A STANTONIAN rbi single
and no, he did not earn his pinstripes yet

because he’s raking in triple a

>i'm watching on mute
Based and mutepilled

Pierzynski has always been a piece of shit. He got his comeuppance once.

youtu.be/Tivag5pOBhM

More, hit a homer now

no wonder BAJP loves this stooge

All these shit plays by the asstros in the field and he's somehow praising them and just ragging the Yankees subtly

lol forgot sweaty freddy was a yankee.

so I guess if they win today they can take the L against Verlander tomorrow with no issue

That was the plan yeah

Is he still around?

>fox booth pronouncing it ottavin"yo" like he's spanish
dude is whiter than white. how retarded are these guys.

he was in this thread

It’s the same thing O’Neill says lol
>Ottaviño

>baseball in londonstan
I can't wait

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otta-veen-yo
instead of
otta-veeno

this. I watch english 'footy' and I wonder if they're going to chant shit or something. or stare at the game not knowing what the hell is going on

its an 80k person park - do you think they'll fill it up?

>no one knows who Henry VIII is

Please manlet

If the Asstros were in the NL this would be the WS

Low IQ fox announcers what do you expect.

it's in a nice park like area of london for a shitty team (west ham). I honestly don't think so. I keep repeating myself but they should've used chelsea's ground because it's about 40k and very close to the ground. london stadium is notorious for it's bad seats because everything is so far away. I don't see it selling out like football

No way, I wonder how many American's will show up.

thank u mr. 0ttavin0

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0tt0!

The only hope for a win is bregman and brantley getting on base and then Alvarez hitting another dinger

is 14.54 ERA good?

>Guduan
It's over

that was some nice contact hicksy

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ah, so he's your holder but shittier. got it

>400 pounds
so he was the original absolute unit?

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>makes an error but still gets two outs
Well okay

Not great, not terrible

alright zacK lets do this

I bet it will just be majority Americans that are working and living in England. It could sell out.

Okay here's the actual good part of the lineup.

There aren’t 80k Americans that watch baseball in London

Aren’t there more cities besides London in that country?

>yfw baseball takes off in London instead of American Football

crazy that the astros window already closed, sad

well they do like cricket.. and their matches take like 3 days to complete

They play cricket over there, so who knows if it taps into the immigrant market over there as well

PLEASE Alvarez save this shitty team again

They already know baseball
They call it rounders and it is a sport for girls

Fucking hell britton

This fucking meme of a game

>Yuli
Don't panic Yanks. He's a free out.

Always found it interesting how our sport is for girls over there and their sport is for girls over here

Rounders is a name for playing fucking poker you faggot

>Chirinos
Please

England’s sports require physical harm and possible brain trauma. It’s no surprise a real sport is girly to them.

>white
Good strategy. He'll probably flyout. I have no hope for him.

YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!

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THE YANKEES WIN
THEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
>8 GAME WINNING STREAK
>25 GAMES IN A ROW WITH A HR
>RAYS CANT BEAT US
>ASSTURDS CANT BEAT US
SAY HELLO TO THE 2019 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS

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Pinga or something

Nice.

imagine losing 7 games in a row.. and the reds sweeping you in that process. couldn't be me

I fucking called it. That useless sack of shit needs to go back to the minors. GG yanks. I feel our team slowly collapsing.

>bitch wearing a yankees hat and an astros jersey
wtf cunt

LEGGGO YANKS

pinga?....
bazinga?....

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it's not my end of win call but..
PIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Jeter giving us Stanton
:)

>Holder got the win
kek

Is AJ Pierzynski actually BAJP?

Are there truly none who can stand against us?

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Holy shit, that's a gift.

baste yanks