OFFICIAL toronto blue jays @ boston red sox GAMETHREAD

that poster suck

eck driven crazy by dongs

ok fine but name ONE other poster who staretd red sox gamethread today

Everyone still at Pete bluebird

i have never been to a restaurant

good boy holt

Name one player ever better than Brock holt I’ll wait

terry francona

perfect game btfo

Don’t say d word

kick safe broken foot pull the pitcher

flyball off the pitchers foot double play

keked by manfred again

we

have

no

pitching

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do something jbj

ok good boy jackie good boy vazquez good runs

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Still not time to apologize don’t bother posting it

wow

these words posted through literally tears streaming down eyes

You’re late to the thread hope you have a doctor note

i started this damn thread and no one has said thank you yet

>Law already out of pitches

who is next to join this meatgrinder?

GOOD boy chavisi remember to write in notebook hit ball good

i'm mad that you started a thread I was hoping the Jays could lose in peace today, very disrespectful

You’re late to the thread hope you have excuse

and underline "good"

Using AI technology to predict when late poster show up

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unlike that other user i DO have a doctors note went to neurologist he gave me new seizure med

find nunez helpmet that fixed

No doctor open on Saturday

it's not saturday

t. lucky healthy user who wouldnt know anything about doctors

lucky to not drug and alcohol post every day? ok

still second inning????????????

GOOD boy ben nintendo IDDIOT decision mookie but good thing they blue jays don't field or throw good

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Did you see that

step up gaviglio youre the next sacrificial lamb on this guaranteed L

guarantteed L also what doctors note wrote on your birth certificate lol

second inning is OVER

Sox on pace for double digit lead by the 5th

i'll tell you something about lucky i had my first seizure at fucking fenway park i'm literally not even kidding had to be carted off don't remember a thing scared the fuck out of my friends woke up in emergency room and apparently there was a doctor nearby in the stands who helped me out and visited me after the game. IM LITERALLY NOT KIDDING THIS FUCKING HAPPENED it was late may 2016 on a weekend maybe against the indians? like 2nd inning

was that the one wade miley gave up like 8 runs in three innings and your dad died

dont remember was too busy having a seizure but my dad is alive

well then stop crying about unlucky

besides i read online that seizure doesn't hurt and feels good so not sure why you want flowers and card

you now remember devon travis

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?
Throw your laundry in with them.

youre wrong plus flowers are gay

not very tasteful joke on a day i have literally more laudnry than can be done in one day

flowers in bed room is nice same as candles nothing gay about it just nce room atmosphere for watch red sox

a hard man to forget

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nesn ball rubbing monolgoue

one more note and then focus on game: i was reading the brothers karamazov last night and dosto described epilepsy as falling sickness which kind of made me smile he had seizures himself so we have that together

brotherws karmazov eat cum crime and punishment good and based

gold medal nesn extended ball girl butt shot

VAZQUEZ MVP SEASON

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pesky pecker pole

lool

aparentemente el agua no estaba demasiado frio

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hedge planter poster has joined the thread

omgggg

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wtf idiot johnson depressed pitcher

no i just learned spanish went to a private new england high school very educated

good baserunning vladdy

name one thing good about it

please cora lavangeie someone bring the anti anxiety pill to him NOW before this gets worse

ok it worked

anyone see

is brian johnson (medicated) an ace

You know you had many big hit in front of batting cage crowd but you ever get nervous posting

only get nervous when nesn batting cage pay check held back again second straight week and nesn manager hasnt come out of office and hear sobbing from door

Benching you from tomorrow’s thread

robot umpires when

When we allow AI to play in our leagues instead of segregated

more stellar blue jays fielding

this game was over before it started

good series bostonbros

Who’s that plump rump

sorry im late any1 watching

I hope someone screen capped that

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I didn’t vote for her ok

me the Luis Tiant of nesn

me the jackie robinson of nesn

me on right on right

any1 hear of motorcycles die

no

Wish you were a motorcycle

Jk

guy drive into oncoming traffic and run right into like 10 motorcycles veterans

WTF IDIOT STOP COLLAPSEING

wow sacks trash pen wanna trade?

collapsed, complete reverse of yesterday game

oh just read he was a fat fuck from springfield

wtf

oh wow kek lmao scuba kek red sacks lul

god DAMN it?

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freaking COLLAPSED god DANG it BOOOOOOOO

>2peating with a pen like that

oofies

hi

just wait until we re sign kimbrel retard

>kimblow

oh nononoonononoo haha kek lmao

we're just waiting for evodia, carson smith and thornburg to return so they can be dominant

the triumpvitate

havent you sacks seen enough of kimblow?

its time for the ken giles experience tbqh imho

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dont know whos that is but i'll try anyone

give us that guy from last night who bean 2 people in 1 pitch

nothing's free stupid

that kind of talent will cost a lot of prospects

did we win last night

free

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i didn't play

it was another spiritual win for my jaysies much like this one is turning into

god DAMN it

STOP

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i want white hat gf

stop what who are you talking to

KILL

MY

SELF

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worst birthday of my life today

she constantly act like its painful just to be around u always annoyed never want to be there

i want pink hat gf so i can teach her all the nuances of the game

i dont really mind such

Happy birthday user

its my birthday too say it to me too wish me happy birthday get down on hands and knees and put face in floor and wish me very happy birthday do it now you worm

ohhhh nononononoo

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Wow thank you very nice unlike some other posters who didn’t wish me happy birthday

Happy birthday user

any1 remember new hampshire birthday last night

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how much time left on clock

yeah dont really think motorcycle massacre is right way to celebrate

What should I have for dinner I’m not that hungry much more tired from working all day

dont tell us how to celebrate

grilled chicken, broccoli, and spinach

jd never gets hit again: still void contract??

no

wtf just strike him out already

Oh yeah well I went to grocery store did all my laundry including sheet empty out dishwasher made dinner ate it already and clean all the dishes what your excuse

help im dying

go to hospital

stop

Working all day

too far

What kind of name is Cavan

dont really think grinding ootp premium currency roster is work but ok

go to mental hospital

RIP Seizure poster

seizure won't kill him actually i read it doesn't even hurt and actually feels good

fucking stupid

Tongue roll back and he choke to death

FUCKING RETARDED AND STUPID

lol kek lmao kek lol lmao

I couldn't find a thread without the standard OP pic. What's going on here?

give myself seizure right now

more stupid baseball from my last place red sox

insulting retard you don't know shit about epilepsy you are describing a very rare type. having this disorder sucks ass

if you look at barnes era it's not that bad but if you look at my memory reel of 2019 season he gives up run and lead every single freaking time

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god damn it

A bit rude desu...

youtube.com/watch?v=_ANn6Z1iKxc

insulting retard you don't know shit about barnes you are describing a very rare scenario. having this closer sucks ass

epilepsy poster DO NOT CLICK its a baited video turns to flashing colors and lights a few seconds in DO NOT CLICK danger

i hope you guys are taking care of steve pearce

ok you know what i am going to step back for posting for tonight didnt think there was anything wrong with my posts but clearly the public reactions is thought provoking and i have a lot of reflecting to do

hes in minor league owning idiots

hes in minor league insulting retards

just keep him fresh till october and u'll be good to go

Benching you from my thread

Judge just blasted one

thanks for looking out for me user

what halloween have to do with it

Struggling with a team that went 11 for their last 39 games. Holy fuck

great pitching barnes you fucking retard

ok if you had brain disease since 2016 why did you first blog post it in 2019

my lads are excited to play the champs sorry gonna probably be shit for the yaks again soon enough

depression feels like wolf at the door too

Owned

wolves dont even use doors idiot

uhh... throw strikes...

demar pls

come in game bases loaded throw three balls???

BOOOOOOOOOOO

toppest of kekkingtons my new england friends

thats it this is the worst birthday of my life

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dont patronize brasier by clapping hes trying his best

actually this sucks

Bullpen pranking Johnson into killing self after wasting his good start

>staring down Rowdy like hes a baserunning threat

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oh great wolves at johnsons door again

Might give certain posters seizure....

thinking about doing drug and laying in bed thinking about why my red sock hate me so much and lose like this every single day

jesus christ

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think about prayer instead

phone posting dad haver

based vladdy

what a take

not really sure why my red sox would do this to me on my birthday

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Thank you sox the Jays needed this

Post webm of that fan

it's 4:45 not 7:45...

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ok watch out inspector fbi is here to solve thread crimes

feels like 100 years ago this hoome run

feels like 100 years ago i smile

why not just play in rain football does it

me the exasperated sigh

who the hecks voice was that sighing

i literally just told you it was me

can any1 identify this poster

15 blown saves already if you think about it, that's a lot,

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ok make smith new closer or whatever that taylor drug guy semeed ok yesterday or WHOEVER just dont want barnes and braiser blowing all my games for the rest of my life please

Go to get dinner come back we are losing, thanks Dave!

yesterday was that drug guys first good game of his entire life miracle hhe even made it this far but sometimes thats the way she blows

ok well how many good games of their lives did barnes and brasier have today i'll await anxiously your response

i dont know

ok well why would a poster who supposedly has seizures since 2016 wait until 2019 to post about it i'll await anxiously your response

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dever pinch hit 3 run bomb

imagine devers wak off right here

OOTP poster got new job

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about time

are you anxiously waiting my update

wtf is this legal

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ok

we are like 2-8 in L10 and ruining my dreams just like real life red sock but should still make wild card and hopefully win our first world serie

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>go from 6-0 lead to 6-8
This is a year that really makes me happy to be a Sox fan. That's the team of my childhood!

ok keep picking off so mookie doesnt get a three run steal here

is that guerin

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child from 2014 has posted

>blue hat
Looks like Sony pitching too much for Nintendo tonight!

GREAT swing benintendi you fucking reatrd

this guy completely EMBARASSED by MOOKIE insane speed

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if mookie exceeds lightspeed stealing then by general relativity he will go back in time and sleep with his grandmother and then there will be 3 mookies who all steal home and the blue jays lose so it is good to be careful

>swinging way out there
aw yiss
*1984

>ahead by 2 runs
>tries to hit xander in the heart
WOW VERY SHAMEFUL

I’m thinking of writing Dave a strongly worded letter

he still in hospital

LOOOOOOOOOL

lol

>about to say gg
>run(s)
OH NO

this post made me anxious about what happen and made me reliefed not laughed when it happen

DO SOMETHING jd or else im GLAD you void your contract

Lean into it faggot

ok not sure you should throw at faces

CHARGE THE FREAKING MOUND

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Do NOT bean JD he is TRYING very hard!

i only started having them again this year after being stable from my meds in 2016 after my first bunch which is why it's scarier

that was pitch to hit not sure why he didnt

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oh sorry

ok idiots fucke

My Gilesies :)

Have a maplewhiskey on me tonight leafbros gg. I wish my sox had pulled it off but they deserved this loss.

it's okay i never meant for it to be a meme on these threads

good game red sock lose just like every single day of my life bed time night night

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GEE
E
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fcuk just rise from sleep but miss bad game guess its okay

Please stop opening threads with the wrong pic.

but if OP was a bj fan it makes sense to open with wrong pic and help make sure boston loses right? red sox fans too srow, just like sox pitching

you're late