USA vs Trinidad & Tobago

I hope >we lose.

Can't name a single player on the squad tbqh.

FUCK MLS

LATAPY!

Yes, there's a quota that needs to be met. If not, our coach will get fired

please don't fucking lose to tarantula and tabasco again

>tostano & traveco
Lmao ohnononono

the last game was worse then expected, hopefully bald fraud captain and coach are holding something back

>holding something back
yeah, the team.

I hope >we lose again so that greg gets sacked

But he's the American Guardiola. Is the starting lineup out yet? Keep me updated.

calling it now
there will be a collision in the box, sending Bradley flying toward Zardes, and inserting his bald head all the way up Zardes' ass
Zardes, startled by the immense pain he feels, will scream and fling his head backwards, striking the ball, and sending it into the top corner
1-0

>watching socccer against an irrelevant island nation

I hate watching this shitty team

Guyana stronk

The play the most uninspired soccer I've ever watched
Play like you have something to prove (because you do).

una vela...

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vuvuzuela....

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When will the USA actually be good on pretty much the only sports world-wide that matters?
I legit can't understand why the number 1 nation in this current age is so SHIT at the most popular sport ever.
It doesn't matter if you have 528057824052 olympic golds if you are shit at football. Get your shit together burgers.
If not win a WC in the next decades, at least reach the semi-finals or something.

>go to futbol game
>game is 80 minutes of running around trying to advance past midfield, 10 minutes of actual opportunities
>fans start singing gay nursery rhymes the entire time to build up energy
>arsenal! arsenal! arsenal!
>you realize the only good thing about euroball is the environment

>game has no traditional history in the us
>semen-slurping childrens game
>no one cares
>durr why amerifats bad at beanerkick

Ah shit here we go again

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>going lose to play tribbbbbbb

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KEK

It will take a long time for soccer to catch on organically. Right now it is still in the media shilling stage which is why the MLS and our NT are so pathetically cringey. I think it can develop some sort of cultural significance over the next few decades but don't count on it.

If you win conCACAf, do you get promoted to Conmebol?

TRIBILIN AND TOBOGAN

everyone else is hurt. it's unavoidable.

Trinity and Tobasco

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>lima
>bradlel
Stopped reading right there, jfc this team is so shit.

lads look soft ybh

>bradlel in the lineup

l m a o imagine expecting people to watch this shitter again

>nothing about lima
Yeah you didn’t watch the last game. Ream and long were easily the worst of the back 4 whole Lima was the best of the bunch(not saying much)

Bench: Omar González, Wil Trapp, Jordan Morris, Sean Johnson, Reggie Cannon, Cristian Roldan, Daniel Lovitz, Jozy Altidore, Jonathan Lewis, Matt Miazga, Djordje Mihailovic, Tyler Miller

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what a bleak lineup. what's the point of risking pulisic in this murderball

Reminder rumors of Connecticut leaving for the Big East in college sports is a 50x larger story here then this meme match

Bench: Joevin Jones, Duane Muckette, Shahdon Shane Andre Winchester, Kevin Molino, Carlyle Mitchell, Akeem Humphrey, Curtis Gonzales, Mekeil Williams, Lester Peltier, Jomal Evan Williams, Greg Ranjitsingh, Adrian Foncette

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>Tim Ream and Michael "bald fraud" Bradley are stil first team choices in 2019

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dios mio

Reminder that it will never get better.

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lima had some genuinely good and genuinely terrible moments. they were all bad

When did this become the mls national team?

which players who aren't teenagers would you like to see in the team?

Is there really a MLS quota the manager needs to meet or he will get in trouble?

I will never understand why you people are so down on Lima. He's done a very good job of filling in for Yedlin, and you could even argue that he's more defensively solid if not as fast as Yedlin. Regardless, he's been putting good crosses into the box lately, had a quality assist in his debut against Panama, should have had an assist or two against Guyana, and had a good shot on goal against Guyana, so there's really nothing to complain about offensively either.
Name one actually terrible moment. Maybe one or two misplaced passes along the sideline, but none of those were terrible.

Morales, Johnson, Novakovic, Carter Vickers, Robinson. Even european benchwarmers are better than my little sawker coddled faggots who dont even perform in mls

WOW we might lose unironically

>El goblino

Anyone got a good acestream or normal stream

>I will never understand why you people are so down on Lima
He doesnt defend and pushes too high up? Are you like retarded or something? Did we not concede three against Venezuela at home?

GG TT

>against Guyana

Lads I actually think we're going to lose.

Yes, and that's beautiful.

>losing to Trivago and Tripadvisor

lima on rollerskates as a talentless hack dribbled at him before scuffing a shot

you listed one guy who declined a call-up and another who has looked atrocious every time he's played on the national team. not the strongest argument desu. injuries are the biggest issue

Except he does? I'd have to look for the source, but even in that abysmal Jamaica game, I seem to recall seeing a statistic showing him having more tackles than guys who were on longer than him. He had to make several clearances in the last game, too, and he always hassles people down the sideline.
Yeah, it's against Guyana, but my point was that he hasn't done anything wrong. Even in our worst games, he was better than the most of the other guys.

>grace jones doc
Or
>kenwyne jones
Think i'll go with grace la'

>fired from Hammarby after two seasons in Swedish second division because the team didn't play attacking football
>got some bum job at Columbus and did fuck all there other than get to the playoffs which 60% of the teams get into
>+6 goal differential across 5 seasons with Columbus despite the fact that US Soccer and MLS media shills said he's such an attack-minded coach
>won absolutely ZERO trophies in MLS. No supporters shield, no MLS cup, no Open cup - even shit teams like Philadelphia have won the open cup
>get the USA job despite showing a wholly mediocre managerial career so far because his brother is a big US Soccer higher up (who's about to become CEO very soon)
>has his head so far up his own ass over his mediocre tactics and MLS-heavy personnel and has the team play dogshit attacking football (starting to see the picture now given how he performed at Hammarby and Columbus?)
>On top of all that, he goes back on his word about taking the younger generation forward and decides to make Michael Bradley - the most garbage American midfielder right now - captain of the team while bringing back the likes of Altidore, Omar Gonzalez despite none of them having earned it
>not a single media outlet wants to call out this fraud and still make excuses for him - "h-he n-needs time you shitlords!"
I want out of this nightmare.

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Why is the game moved for half an hour?

>his brother is a big US Soccer higher up (who's about to become CEO very soon)
Is this actually true? How could the federation hire Bercuckler with his brother involved?

where is timothy weah?

You don't get it, do you? Guyana is not a benchmark for anythink.Any mediocre side would btfo them in 1st gear.

Norway vs Australia Women's World Cup went to extra time + penalties so they need to move this back 30 minutes for the advertisers to get their money back

>How could the federation hire Bercuckler with his brother involved?
Cause that's the fucking reason they hired him, cause he's literally one of their own and will never challenge their shit decisions.

he went to youth wc, my casual friend

i dont think it was moved, its just sometimes channels will lie and say coverage begins 30 minutes before the game starts, tricking you into watching 30 minutes of commercials and commentary

>our girls in France warm up to Tiesto and Armin van Buuren
>this nignog team in Cleveland warms up to Drake

just nuke this shithole already

lel sorry friend

it doesn't matter. T&T kept us out of the WORLD CUP. we could beat them in every match for the next hundred years and it still wouldn't matter.

we need to quit soccer forever. T&T kept us out of the most important tournament on the planet. it is a scar that will never fade no matter how many carriblean microstates we bully.

NEVER FORGET 19/11/1989

How the fuck is anyone who saw the field in 2015 outside of Pulisic allowed back into the team? They should’ve been forced out with that dogshit effort. Gonzalez literally scored the goal that doomed us and is still in the fucking team.

are you zooming too hard to understand what things were like prior to the 1990s?

This team is fucking shit

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If Puerto Rico join the USA how will you fit another star on the flag that's symmetrical?

because the United Goddamn States of America should never, EVER lose to all but one other member of CONCACAF, yet shitters like you talk about "quality assists" against fucking backwater shitholes like Panama and Guyana as if it isn't utterly embarrassing. 3-0 should be the DEFAULT against teams like that, fuck outta here with "oh well we played hard!" bullshit

Why are Euros watching this? Or are you American military brats

Anyway here's a suburban milk truck. Gf just sent me this. :)

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We tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the best American midfielder"

We tried making a team that works without him, and putting him as a free roaming defensive mid so he doesn't feel pressure (Bradley 2010). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of our attack like a deep lying Pirlo, (Klinsmann 2014). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that counterattacks so he can always intercept balls in the midfield and do whatever he wants (Klinsmann 2016). It didn't work.

He chokes against Mexico and Costa Rica in almost every official game that isn't a friendly or a Gold cup mickey mouse game. Okay, Mexico is a great team. He chokes against a mediocre 2014 Portugal who were thoroughly outplayed. Okay, Portugal is a great team. He chokes against Jamaica at home, okay, they're "good". He chokes against Colombia and Argentina in the Copa, okay, it can happen.

We sacked coaches (Klinsmann) and players because he didn't like them (Jones, Johnson, Chandler). We put in MLS coaches and players just to suit him (Bob, Arena, Nagbe, Altidore).

He doesn't perform well in hex games? Maybe he's not in his favored position. Maybe he's saving up for the World Cup.

Now he had this one chance to show he's a true captain. He only had to perform against >Trinidad and Tobago (so you understand how small they are, their defenders work as taxi drivers and play in a semi pro dirt league). Many people would have hailed him as the American GOAT midfielder, even though performing against Trinidad doesn't mean much.

Not only did he not perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only did he not care on the field that day, it's okay because it's your Euro team mates fault. Not only did he not even bother to defend well, it's okay, Concacaf is hard. Okay, we get it, you didn't defend well. But he's still the best American midfielder we got, right?

On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.

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memes

How is Zardes still playing over Jozy? How is long still starting over Miazga?

Weird, it said on the livescore page 1:30 CET (just like OP wrote), and at like 1:29 they changed it to 2:00.

>MLS shitters
do you guys want to stay shitty?

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Mls has to stop throwing money at these average national team players..
Also Tyler boyd is qt

see

>How is Zardes still playing over Jozy?
There is no discernible difference.

hope
youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

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Based

I'd smash his Boyd pucci

I hope you all will watch this on a mexican stream and boycott the pro-MLS Fox sports

9/8/9/8/9/8 top to bottom

did it say "coverage begins at 7:30" or say "match starts at 7:30"? wording is key

is this gonna be on TV?

Altidore at least has a first touch and can hold up the ball

Fox Sports 1 lad

Fuck usa

based

lmao that white w*man swatting away that flag

Nice proxy, jose

The most feared opponent.

Rude

I don't know if I'd go that far, but the overall sentiment is correct. altidore has a pretty strong track record against bad teams, he just isn't capable enough against good ones. if the game slows down a hair, he's good enough and his bully tactics are really effective.

Please expose us again

For me it's Stern John

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Based

Holy based

>Altishit
>first touch
lel

>Endgegner

Win the Gold Cup or the Cricket World Cup - choose one

WHY IS THIS FUCKING BOOMER STILL CONVINCED PULISIC IS A CENTER MID????

Please give non-delayed stream.

Go to the pub it's on FS1 la

Livescore pages always list the game start time, otherwise the mad gamblers would probably go nuts in a day

ok this is epic

thanks i was looking at ESPN

who are we rooting for lads

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You guys were close to losing back in 2006 as well. :P

T&T

lmao

Tobasco & Taco

When's kickoff?

1 bing you nancy

7 bings

United States of America

wtf Cleveland is white?!

t and t
t. not a chi

very progressive!

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America or we will bomb you again.

I am so fucking sick of seeing Zardes
please break your fucking leg so we can use someone who can actually play striker

REVENGE
E
V
E
N
G
E

cleveland

>American commentators

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*kneels*

You know when America becomes mexican alll these fags will be culled, at least thats something

>all those empty seats
not even the host nation can draw people for this shitter cup

REMINDER: if you truly support the USMNT you're rooting for the African team tonight and not this MLS/USSF garbage product on the pitch

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>cleveland
youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

>stadium is literally empty

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Tt of course

There's nothing wrong with LGBT flags here

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better than the copa america at least lmao

Reminder that Yea Forums is a Trinidad and Tobago board

Game should be back in Allianz t b desu

>steffen starting

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god look at all those ugly hipster fucks and mothers with their daughters. Truly a despicable type of people watch """"soccer""""" here.
I hope we lose.

Nigga half of our players in Europe are injured. Brooks, Yedlin, Adams all hurt. Sargent should be our striker and Miazga should be in for Long but we don’t have anyone else to play lol

Half the stadium is Central Americans shilling as ‘americans’ specially Salvadorans.

Lul

Better version

youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

Toblerone

>literally no one there
My sides

all of these games should be in mls stadiums, why are they using nfl ones

He's better than most of the backline in front of him

Fuck this faggot shit team

>ok, look at the camera and fold your arms

>nobody in the stadium joins in on the countdown

>Population: 1.369 million
>Trinidad and Tobago is a dual-island Caribbean nation near Venezuela, with distinctive Creole traditions and cuisines. Trinidad’s capital, Port of Spain, hosts a boisterous carnival featuring calypso and soca music. Numerous bird species inhabit sanctuaries such as the Asa Wright Nature Centre. The smaller island of Tobago is known for its beaches and the Tobago Main Ridge Forest Reserve, which shelters hummingbirds.

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>bradlel already fucking up
KEK

We are gonna lose I can feel it lads

Time for USA men to get revenge, just like FIFA women did against Sweden!

based cleveland no-selling this shit show "event"

Who's winning the cup?
Anyone think USA has a chance at all?

>10 seconds in
>Bradley has already given the ball away

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Bradley turned it over 10 seconds into the fucking game

>bradlel

Okay, now this is really making me think

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Not gonna happen you ignorant idiot

Pulishit is a weak twink bitch, poor little white boy bullied by big black Trinidadian CB bulls

let's laugh at americans lads

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>lose the ball immediately
wtf i havent watched the USNT since we tied to England in the world cup has it gotten this bad?

why is that skinhead STILL on the fucking national team

>pulishit
>Chelsea paid $80 million for this

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>whining already
C'mon goblinos. Had some pride.

Cringe but redpilled

Nothing wrong with hipstersGo cry to Trump about it you ICE head

>pulisic playing CM

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more like puliSUCK

They can't go 1 hour without eating. Sad pieces of shit.

Why the fuck does Bradley get called back ? What’s next dragging Dempsey and Donovan back

this camera angle is weird

Fuck off bitch

my stream is lagging too much. Can anyone give me a decent link?

mexicans taking over gays being radicated, maricon

I'd be hard pressed to think of a worse location or stadium than the browns stadium. even by us standards cleveland doesn't give a fuck about soccer

Jesus Christ, Boyd

Heh

Absolutely based camera angle all games should be like this

>Our crossing is shit

>Bradley

REEEEEEEEE

>girld

socolive.xyz/usa-vs-trinidad-live-stream.html

half of us are only here to laugh and hope they lose

good lood why is bradley allowed on any teams

really good, your girls will test ours in the finale

why can't i help but cringe every single time an american flag shows interest in football

How is someone named “Zach Steffen” not white?

thanks

you've been trained by propaganda

Who are the good guys?

do you guys ever get tired of making the same posts with the same complaints? if you don't actually like the team, I don't see why you follow

>overhit Badley pass ruins a good run of play

Because they look like this

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Please rate Greg Berhalter as USMNT manager from on a scale of 1-10

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SURELY it wont happen again, right?

whoever wins, we lose

T&T

This desu

So what are we just supposed to accept mediocrity

what kind of argument is this. why shouldn't we be allowed to demand the team actually improve?

because you're right

Because this is our sport now

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HAHAHAHA
That was so well played by T&T, wow.

>if you don't actually like the team, I don't see why you follow

If you root for a team you follow despite it being good or bad at the time you cold chest bitch

Why isn't there a new generation of american players that are really good? I thought the 2010 world cup and Landon Donovan goal and all the attention that brought to the sport would breed a while new crop of really good players. Instead the talent has regressed. Are the sport Chads really still opting for apehoop and handegg??

We're all really only watching to see if the US chokes again, right?

2 objectively

Why are we so bad

Fuck off newfag.

m-maybe?

WE'RE SO FUCKING BAD

56% white.

-10

yes

FUCK

kek I completely forgot about this

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if you had any agency and you didn't make the same post every 5 minutes, you might have a point

haha the PTSD is kicking in

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-10

Smell an upset tonight, USA might win la'

who let the kid with leukemia on the team?

>t&t dominating
Wow, this is worse than I thought it was desu.

nice match tbqh

Would you rather be Zion and get a $150 million contract at age 19 or would you rather be pulishit and make 2 million in england.

>tranny and tobogan

OH LOOK A FUCKING COUNTER ATTACK

Who /teamMLS/ here?

Fuck Pulishit, fuck McKinnie, and FUCK non MLS players.

lmao it's going to happen again

CAUSE I'M T & T

I'M DYNAMITE

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>why can't i help but cringe every single time an american flag shows interest in football
Maybe because you're a jerk? I don't know.

B-bros? I’m worried...

Both still pay better than soccer in the US

>We're all really only watching to see if the US chokes again, right?
Oui

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Our men’s national team is nothing but an embarrassment

>nathEn

our current crop of u23s are without a doubt the most promising bunch yet

deserved

KEK

Make A Wish Foundation is very powerful

I spray my dick with the magic spray
>feels good man

i saw a tranny today for the first time, ugly looking beast couldnt stop laughing, i think he heard me laugh at him lol

how do you not know this? you're also forgetting baseball and hockey is actually increasing unlike everything else. lacrosse and rugby to a much much much lesser extent too

t. soiboy

This. Sports leagues should be cartels like all the American leagues. Fuck this independent ownership of clubs and promotion and relegation bullshit.

this. both sides atacking a lot, so much free space aswell.

fucking kek

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grim

Bases

FUCK

We have absolutely no team chemistry. This just looks like a random group of 11 guys playing a pick up game at some park.

>Who /teamMLS/ here?
My Little Sawker is objectively holding back the development of the national team. How can >we ever get decent players if none of them ever play against top-tier competition?

This: There's no money in it in the USA.
You could probably make more as a NFL kicker than a soccer player.

Which part of AT&T are you from lads?

>American commentating in spanish

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Alex Morgan would have finished one of these chances by now.

Fun game. USA is underrated by Europoors.

hmm

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American team is unironically whiter than I thought it would be tbqh.

Couldn't handle the bants

>all these dogshit my little soiboy players losing the ball
MAKE IT STOP

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if this was being played in Tobago we'd be down 1-0

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Zardes is and will always be complete trash

pipe down la, they have 2 shots off target now

why must the fans bang the drums and wear the scarves

Pitch looks small

Fuck Zardes

so which is it, we suck or t&t is good?

Trinidad and Tobago is like my dad. I don't know where Trinidad and Tobago is

How do I see these metrics m8?

>there’s an LGBT flag in the stands
Lmao
Gay

Hope this fucking team loses

How is Zardes the best we can do up front?

It's seen as an upper-class and "whiter" sport here
The blacks who play in the NFL and NBA wouldn't even consider it

pulisic is so shit, all hype
gonna be permabenched at chelsea by november

>t. Nig Nog

We're shit and twitter and tobasco are shit

He is the Brian McBride of our generation.

Eres negro?

atlanta united would beat Tripadvisor

the USMNT isn't

USWNT would booty blast both these shit teams.

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sofascore.com/trinidad-and-tobago-usa/zUbsmdc

*loaned out

It’s also legit much more expensive to play soccer competitively in this country.

stream link?

Trinidaddie

>How is Zardes the best we can do up front?
Cause bercuckler decided that zardASS fits his system better than sargent.

F negrito

They are playing at an NFL stadium so it is smaller.

room temp iq

LAFC would bootyblast both these shit teams

I'm starting to think that Kiwi lad might be the real deal desu

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I kek'd

McBride was at least somewhat effective most of the time

go back to your safe space you dumb snowflake

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The real question is how is this team the best we we can do?

>trannydad & lumbago

Why must packers fan wear the cheese head and eagles fans be niggers?

It is what it is, no point in finding a reason

yo what just happened with the nibba coming off mad?

it's not

This. More basketball courts in the hood vs soccer fields.

What ever happened to Bobby Wood? Surely he would be a better option than Zardes.

.

>we

has anyone ever been to TripAdvisor & Trivago? What’s it like there?

>That pronounciation of Pulisic
PooLEEseek
Goddamit was it so hard to add two letters "h" on Ellis Island

This but unironically

In my mind when they call alardes I expect them to say Rapinoe. I guess they ha e the same dyke hair.

relegated with hannover

>American team is unironically whiter than I thought it would be tbqh.
It's a rich kid's sport here, as hard as that may be to believe. It can be colossally expensive.

is it true the usa national team is trying to push their league through the national team? Who is the jew scum behind it?

>he doesn't know about Bills Mafia

Funny, it's the opposite in Europe. Hence why you see team like France and Belgium being full of immigrants.

*zardes

his last two seasons have been horrendous

vocaroo how it should be pronounced
and can you also do my surname
>Blažanović

He's told the press a million times he prefers the Americanised pronunciation so deal with it.

This is why we’ll never excel at povertyball.

t. Not from the southwest or California

>It can be colossally expensive.
???

>Commonwealth country vs USA
Have to support Commonwealth, sorry USA. I hope one day you'll join. No, that doesn't mean the Queen is the Head of State for USA. It just means you share values and trade and research and shit and try to improve the world. You can rape the Commonwealth games as well. Trump said he would but sadly Americans are misinformed and thought it meant the Queen would be your leader.

Yes and it’s based

>ZARDES
>2 GOALS IN LAST 15 MATCHES
TWO

What ever happened to Fabian Johnson? He was our best player at one point. Where the hell has he been?

only thing they'd beat is one vagina lip against the other as they run and steuggle to win against a boys high school team

I pay what is about 17 usd to my kids coach here per month. In the US it’s like 2000 year.

last time i watched Jozy Altidore was playing. Where is he

You have to pay a ton of money to play for competitive traveling teams

even if poor mexican kids are good, they’ll just opt to play for Mexico’s national team instead of USA

still hasn't beaten sterling's record of going goalless over 2 years and a half for england

Pay2play m8

it is kinda backward in america, for some reason people think it has to be in the big field with full kits
meanwhile elsewhere around the world people just put down a ball and start kicking with some makeshift goals

The bills aren’t in Cleveland dumbfuck. They also don’t use drums or wear scarves, they get hammered and throw eachother through tables.

>bradlel gets the ball
>big windup kick like he's picked someone out in the box
>goes direct to an opponent with no teammates near
every time

CMON TRINIDAD SCORE SOME FUCKING GOAAAALS

Can you read the names of the US team?

Is this some soccer tournament? I don't even see it broadcast on TV.

people are literally too fat to play here
they would rather toss a ball around with their hands since that doesn't require you to run

refusing call ups

>20 mins
>0-0
not boding well, buds

like clockwork
>muh academies muh poor niggers can't play
>muh mls

Yanks don't play footy with their mates after school, they only play sport in colleges

People play pickup games in the US all the time retard. What’s expensive is getting into the quality youth clubs with coaches and scouts for the next level.

>rightback passes to the centreback
zzzzzzzzzz
@me when something happens.

based

it's not a popular enough sport for there to be a lot of pickup/school yard soccer.

I'm aware of that, which is why I was pointing out that it's silly of you to whine about scarves

I mean the REALLY good players

Tyler Adams was recently diagnosed with a vaguely specified injury that will keep him out until the start of the Bundesliga preseason. Hmmm....

i cri evrytim

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Playing on a good travel team, can cost close to 10k per year. It averages between 2k and 3k per year.

I am sure the US has some kickass e-sports teams.

Bunch of fat fucking non sports playing lil shits these days all wanting a participation medal.

what the fuck we're playing against trinidad AND tobago?? why do they get to use 2 countries

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that guy's always injured

USA counterpress is bad. They lose the ball and don't recover it, Trinidad manages to rather comfortably clear it or start a bad counter. They're lacking a tall forward to receive the long balls but as game progresses they try to counter more often than hoof it up

Bills mafia are based though

you have to do that in pretty much every sport here to play on "competitive" traveling teams

cope more

Trinidad literally on the verge of scoring with the pressure they’re putting on us
Can’t wait to fucking LOSE again

Good Trini & Tobago music artists?

>Yanks don't play footy with their mates after school
That's literally the only time we do soccer besides the world cup. It's considered a kids sport here.

Fuck H*ddaway and that meme song, and fuck the Trivago guy

Based literal boomer

is var sinson present?

There's plenty of pickup games. But the number of children who get access to decent coaching from an early level is very small.

For me it's Croatian disk-thrower Krsto Pulišić.

Well you have 50 states at your disposal so

That might change. You see the money Pulisic is on? Imagine if was actually as good as some people think he is.

>being dominated by T&T

There’s more scouting in poor neighborhoods for sports like football and basketball though, you cannot deny this.

not popular bozo that's why

no var this tourney

B A S E D Bradley

Bradley more like BADley
*swish*

lol I asked a question, did get an answer because everyone is apparently seething over Americans existing. This is why nobody cares about soccer.

Shut the fuck up loser lol

Holy shit, what the fuck? Football (or "soccer") seems to be a giant jewish scheme in America

This guy
youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

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it is a tiny fraction of what goes on in other countries. kids play a lot more handegg and basketball pickup

And it's kind of a huge reason we have meme defeats like T&T
Nowhere near our best even touch a soccer ball, it's rich kids having to spend a shit ton just to get here

>Zimmerman on the pitch for America

Chelsea payed $70 million for that lmao

vocaroo.com/i/s1ULzM03WJ8B
I'm not bitching about it, it's just funny how with some surnames it stuck (like the NBA coach Popovich ) and some got massacred

Comfy game so far, I think USA got this

>being this new
Biggest rivalry in sports, Abdul

based seething retard

>Sips Monster Energy Drink in your path

>plays with 50 states
each one of them have more people than trivago

Bradley's shorts are too long for his legs, he looks like a child when he runs.

In high school I played on a travel lax team with coaches from a local college and tournaments with college scouts for only a couple hundred a year.

Bradley>>>>>>>>>>>Pulishit

lmao

My baseball and basketball traveling teams were basically free because I was actually good. The only cope here is you for sucking dick at sports

>when Yea Forums cup comes to life

where is alex lalas?

It is, because it's a sport only played by children, women and hipsters. So they milk it for all it's worth, while everyone else plays basketball and American football.

Maybe in your Mexican shithole Paco, but for 90% of America pickup sports is basketball, baseball, and maybe football.

the spanish commentator has perfect english pronunciation it's weird

This but unironically

>T&T is ranked 92nd
wew

>tabasco and tapatio
it's over, we are finished

It really is
Other sports are nowhere near the level of expenses soccer costs

>muh pulicuck!
Remember when they overrated him back in 2017 as the next Pelé?

What the hell are you talking about? It's the easiest sport to play pick-up. I used to during recess as a kid and I still see kids and teens play in parks. It's just more fun to play than watch for us.

the usa must concede for the memes

All the better

please Toblerone and Trivago score before the half

>former LAFC player
>MLS defender of the year
>MLS all star
why do these announcers mention MLS so much?

Football, basketball and maybe baseball here

I like how Bradley creates passing lanes to his teammates with his movement while being man marked. Productive even without the ball

Shills

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where's yedlin???

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If you want to understand America, all you need to know is this:

Everything must be profitable, even if it only makes a couple people very rich. This includes things like healthcare, education, our justice system, our military. Nothing is must ever simply be for the benefit of society. Poor Americans who do not comprehend this are tricked into referring to this phenomenon as "freedom".

the kids in other countries play it much more frequently and in larger numbers. it's not even close m8

I’m gonna kill my self lads I can’t handle seeing how shit we are

Fuck divegrass what a gay sport

You now remember Dwight Yorke
Think a literal child might be a better CM

>yfw England has only ever hosted one World Cup yet USA will have hosted two by 2026

Hackshaw is a cool surname

Are we watching the same game? He's shit

FUCK MLS
FUCK SUM
FUCK USSF

ARREST THEM ALL

Michael Bradley is the guy you leave unmarked in 5-a-side

Somehow, a sport that requires nothing but a field and a ball is more expensive to play than American football, which requires a suit of armor for each player; or ice hockey, which requires a suit of armor and an artificial frozen lake.

GODDAMIT

Hard to not be shit when you have a guy on your back preventing you from being a part of the buildup

No doubt but it's dishonest to say kids don't play it here.

that was always me

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Reminder to ignore anti-MLS shills. They’re out in full force tonight.

For me, it's Marvin Andrews.

pretty sure hockey is more expensive

I live in the southeast and go to an SEC school. I play pickup soccer and basketball multiple times a week. I’m white.

We've won three WCs including the last one in 2015. We deserve it more than anyone else.

There are unironically more people playing pickup games in parks in Triptych and Tomato than here

He is unironically good. two year ago his team raped 3/4 of MX champions in the CACAchampions league.

t.doyle

cmon usa its only trinidad

>Reminder to ignore anti-MLS shills. They’re out in full force tonight.

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if you were better at reading, you'd see that nobody said that.

so host the feminine one retard

While I think americans are brainwashed, I don't think something like universal healthcare would work in a country were like 1/3 of the population is obese tbqh

and Tobongo
We’re not match

Literally who?

It's almost as if America is a big country an travel costs get excessive if you have to travel 3 counties away every weekend to play in a competitive league since there are only 4 kids at your school who care about soccer and 20 kids in your county with any skill and they're all on your travel team.

Same thing for baseball in areas that dont have extensive high school programs. Or hockey.

So close guys

bring black klinsmann

>2 countries vs 1 country
wtf how is this fair

Speaking only from personal experience, hockey cost my brothers and I 400 dollars each, per season, to play.
My sister played soccer on an equivalent-level club and it cost 1500.
This was ten years ago but I doubt the cost ratio has flipped in that time.

>Timothy & Toblerone

This feels like I'm watching an MLS game

He looks like he supports ___

>klinsmann
too late
now it is tritium and tunguska

Hockey is expensive af too mate more so then soccer

bring in a klansman desu

*loses possession*

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lol you think if poorshit daquan washington looks like the next great thing they will deny him because he can't cough up $2k? that's half the point I'm making.

So does anybody unironically think Pulishit is good?

Aren't most T&T players from the MLS anyway?

2 countries vs 50 states

Wonder how far behind my stream is
37:20

i know people who have paid much much much more for hockey. that included equipment, coaches, ice time and travel for you?

The whole country is owned by ((()))

and his hair

Only a minute or so I think.

Reminder that in T&T football is 2nd to cricket.

Jej sorry user, hope you made the most of the free space.

No lmao most are from the 2nd and 3rd division

Maybe so, but universal healthcare is never happening here anyway since we, as a country, believe that poverty is a sign of God's disfavor due to some moral failing. Thus, it makes no sense to spend the people's tax money on wicked sinners.

OK here we go, goalzo time

Soccer as a whole

Maybe someone would do something if there was an incentive in the right direction
Also
Maybe they should out your health minister in charge!

Google shows 40'

this
USA was a decent mid tier team in 2014. Now they're island nigger tier

it's not it's just know nothing unathletic niggers trying to cope why they lose to 500k island nations

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In soccer? Yes and it's more like 10k

And literally nobody in Earth outside of Canada treats it as importantly as soccer.

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I think people from every countries are tbqh, people are easily manipulated.
Universal healthcare would have its setbacks, more specifically the speed and quality of the actual healthcare would significantly decrease

Yeah. Now, granted, this was in New England were every town has its own rink. I'm sure ice hockey in Arizona is absurdly expensive.

The point is, soccer is too damned expensive and we don't have anything like we do for basketball to develop talent among those who can't afford it.

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I didn’t know Trinidad and Tobongo was europe

Pulisic shouldnt be wasting his time carrying these my little soiboys

This, even my county of 70k people only has one club. So travel is at least 30 minutes for any game

That cross from Puligod was beautiful. Maybe we should play Long at striker lol

Education really does not make people rich like you think it does outside college scamming
Public schooling is just shit with way too many people to attempt to "educate"

Dabbing on these niBBAS

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are we witnessing the greatest redemption arc ever

This. They aren't black enough

>Areola
Can these mls shitters not cross?

the fuck, it is still slow and shit now even when people are paying. unless you are talking like actual rich who have personal doctors and everything

Is 30min supposed to be a long way?

>the US fans
Fucking cringe, US soccer is fucking pathetic.

I'm just gonna say it.

USA is going to beat Trip Advisor and Mexico to become the champs!

~El Peruano no more...

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Racist

usa would unironically beat argentina

at least the dogpound is full

quit watching then FAGGOT

HA HA HA, HIS NAME IS LIMA. LIGMA

It will be universal, eventually

I can already smell the sòi from your frail limbs, faggot.

Why? Will the Republican party cease to exist at some point? :^)

The simple fact is that Americans do not want to have their money pay for someone else's healthcare, or anything for that matter.

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Why the FUCK, why the FUCK does Zardes start on this team? Better yet, why in the motherfucking FUCK does this bed-wetting, cocksucking faggot even get called up for the team?

I wonder if Berhalter let’s Zardes fuck his wife too, if he even has one, that fucking megashiteating fruity fucking faggot

>lardiola

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