/oro/ #10

>Losing to Tacos&Tortas, again.
Yes please

>arrested for indecent exposure
but that's not indecent exposure. she would need to expose herself to other, unwilling people. she's just thoting to camera. perfectly legal.

How good/shit will Panama v Guyana be?

EL CLASICO DE LA CONCACAF

>tfw none posted standings

S T A N D I N G S

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EL SALVADOR VA A AVANZAR!

CALLESE PUTO
Y hagalo de gratis

ok t-thanks

How many will he score today?

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>yfw no French speaking Haitian gf to make you dirt cookies
Why should I wake to see tomorrow?

youtu.be/s3337cj4sJQ

p-por eso estamos como estamos!

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>Pancho Villa
Cringe
>Emiliano Zapata
Based

Panama 3-0 Guyana
USA 3-1 Trinidad

Go panama :3

>I want to be in charge of /Oro/ for the next 2 years

>inb4 SUM offers you a contrat

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woops, meant
Trinidad 3-1 USA

>that light skinned Guyanese nigga with the blonde hair

Threadly reminder that white """""men""""" are the weakest race, and Aztlan will rise. Sangre y Suelo, compas ;-))

>not playing Mario Royale while watching gold cup kino

I pity you

Mexicans are white-indio mutts. Embrace your muttness.

I hope you are right lad

why is it so hard for these peoples to grow simple crops like wheat ? even the most backward barbarian tribe in the antiquity knew how to at least make some bread

Guyana pls win I want a contested Group D

I believe Haitians turned most their soil to infertile shit by poor administration and reckless deforesting

White imperialism

They literally burnt down all their forest to make charcoal for heat... not realizing it takes a lifetime for a forest to grow back. Pic related: the left side is Haiti and the right is the Dominican Republic.

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Have you ever met a Haitian?

short answer, france

long answer
learn some history, the revolutionaries don't like when revolutions are against them.

It's over. We are losing this game.

goal kek

Lol what a shit goal

I TAKE IT BACK

Looks like a fat Nikki Bella

This Also, she's wearing a thong. That's legal. She's not exposing her asshole or her pussy, not even her tits.

>Guyana
YIKES

Which team should I support?
Post best girls from your country to convince me.

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find your own porn apu

i know about the haitian revolution and that the french only recognised them around 1850 or so and payed them a small sum in reperation

JUST
no , have you ?

It hasn't been taken down by Nintendo yet?

MANY

They did make a claim so all the sprites have been taken out.

infernoplus.com/royale/#main

>inb4 panama wins this groups with 9 points

Lmao

JUST

PENAL
PENAL
PENAL

(Tu)

>no VAR for that penalty
L M A O

Shiet

BASED

Your country isn't playing today ticos. Jog On.

first goal in gc

>all these first ever goals at the Gold Cup for these random ass teams
what is this like the third time that's happened already?

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>this team went to the world cup

God, the american team sucks dick

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expansion to 16 teams

LOL

Qué porquería awe

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

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CHIMPOUT

OH NO NO NO NO NO

oh right

>yfw no nalgona Tica to pet perros conmigo en Territorio de Zaguates
Can one of your Mexbros dissolve me in acid already?

>using two languages in a single sentence
FUCK OFF

How about três idiomas en la misma frase? Você pode handle eso, cabrón?

I didn’t know the verb for petting ;__;

fuck off with your double standards hippie, those dogs should be put to sleep.

samueliar

Based e rougepildorado

This fucking game. I hope US Trivago is better

benulty

>another penal
what a mess

LMAO

WHAT

>off the line
OUCH

>Qué piensas, user?

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im all for Panama
but this ref is just fucking stupid

That's bullshit. It shouldn't have been a redo

>VAR IS BAD U GUISE

CACA
A
C
A

NO ERA

what could the linesman have possibly been looking at?

it was good 1 foot in the line.

We need really El Var Sinso im Copa Oro

Problemas?

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This whole 1 foot on the line rule is bullshit, they should change it.

not really, it can be like it happened in last night match, I don't know why they didn't tell anything this time

VAR when?

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>Univision literally breaking down why the penalty call was bullshit
At least I think they are, I don't speak Spanish

>Rolando Blackburn
kek

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>No Miazga
Fuck off bershitler

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>>Univision literally breaking down why the penalty call was bullshit
Yep, they also said it shouldn't have been retaken since the guy had a foot on the line when he blocked it.

The club they play for

Manchester City
San Jose Earthquakes
Toronto FC
Los Angeles FC
D.C. United
Schalke 04
Columbus Crew
Chelsea
Fulham
Ankaragucu
New York Red Bulls

And Trinidad's lineup

Beitar Jerusalem
Oklahoma City Energy
Al-Faisaly
Saprissa
Lansing Ignite
Charlotte Independence
Oklahoma City Energy
Indy Eleven
Al-Orobah
Memphis 901
Central FC

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>michael bradley still plays international level football
Ahah
Ahahah
Pfffftttt

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA

GUYANA BTFO

TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES

Do you guys think the USA finally got their shit together enough to beat Tripoli and Trifecta?

No, but they'll beat T&T by at least two anyways and call it a "statement win"

>ref smiling as he gives the card
top lel

Did anyone cap that?

KEK

>Do you guys think the USA finally got their shit together enough to beat Tripoli and Trifecta?
No, but t&t has declined so much that the ninja turtles should still have no problem winning.

Who would win?

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This would be some good collage material

Fuck no, we were raped by memezuela a few weeks ago. We'll still win but only because the competition is a joke and Pulisic

>Bradlel

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kek, based brazil

>all those ugly creaturas
can't wait for custom babies

Which part of T&T are you from Yea Forums?

stream?

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supertelevisionhd.com/univision-tdn-en-vivo-gratis/
just beware of cringe inducing commercials aimed at chicanos

For me it's HACKshaw

FUCKING BASED

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Trinidad and Tobago's anthem sounds like it came from a Zelda game

¡¡¡¡MCDONALD PRESENTA LA COPA ORO!!!!
¡¡¡¡PRUEBA TU MOLE!!!

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McVAR when?

*kneels*

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YU ES AY YU ES AY YU ES AY YU ES AY YU ES AY YU ES AY YU ES AY YU ES AY YU ES AY

kek I know, and UA anthem sounds like something from Dragon Quest

Not gonna happen you ignorant Trumptard. Immigration raids will fail too!

One day I'll become president of our FA to fix Honduran football.

Wait, why is Bradley not the captain?

>pulisic

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not delayed stream pls

HOLY FUCK!!!!

nice counter-attack by T&T

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>hear a knock on door
>think it's my pizza
>it's just some tard trying to recruit me into his pyramid scheme company
Fuck, why are these people allowed to exist lads, the only thing worse is those religion fags trying to """save""" my soul from living in sin.

America pls step up

¿Cómo ve a El Salvador, bros? ¿Pasamos a la siguiente ronda? Los putos catrachos siempre nos ganan ;_;

will alvin jones score another blooter boys

>tfw not cute christian gf trying to save my soul

>the only thing worse is those religion fags trying to """save""" my soul from living in sin.
I know that, one time they got inside my room and pulled my legs REEEEEE

BASED GOL

Great chances to advance can make it to quater finals, just need to don't lose and Curaçao don't win

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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L O N G
O
N
G

I'm sorry for our performance lads :(

just notice panama won 4-2 on guyana

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they look super ticklish yumola

it's ok breh, you did your job already during last Hexagonal, thanks

Just checked the Panama-Guyana highlights vid. We must protect this smile.

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#collage topkek

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>not giving 2 yellowcards at the same time

LigaMX has always been the cream of conCACAf

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VAMOS T&T LA PUTA MADRE!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=fGDQ9IukMOc

>chimpcacaf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

someone screencap that black t-shirted dude with the beer looking down jej

BASED NEGRO CULIAO

:(

we need a 'punished USMNT' image

Zardes GOAT?

yeah, this group is ded btw

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...

Confirmed shit match

ZARDES

OH NO NO NO NONO NO NON ON O NONO NONONO N

dejen a los negritos, ya están muertos

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Told you fags tranny dad and tobacco was gonna get dabbed on

NEGROS BTFO

F

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NO NO NO
THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN

MURIO POR LA PATRIA

SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN

>the absolute state of turpentine & tobacco
what happened to you boys

>that women holding a knock-off of the gold cup
holy shit, why is always the americans the most cringe fans?

Why are americans so weird?

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*wins tactically*
*builds a culture*
*unifies spirit*

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Get fucked Bingo & Bongo

Add this janny

#collage

Based

I'm pretty sure that's an old pic, but I could be wrong

I saw this few minutes ago.

RAPE

It was shown right after the previous goal

wish we can turn back times
to the good old days

You can have your vengance in the next world cup classifications

>/oro/ - 10 threads, 14 games
>/usmnt/ - 5 threads, 2 games
God I hate Americans

Damn, ok. There's shit like that at every US game.

>Toberlone and Twix
>Timberlands and Toms
>Tapatio and Tobasco

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generals are cancer

You are both right. The very same couple was dressed like that in the last Gold Cup. I'll post that one later

>tfw we have to kill the leaf first in order to kill USA

>implying the 2022 WC will not be moved to USA
lmao

After 2 rounds of games

French --> 4 g, 9 pts (2.25 ppg), +2
Spanish --> 14 g, 22 pts (1.57 ppg), +1
Dutch --> 2 g, 3 pts (1.5 ppg), 0
English --> 12 g, 13 pts (1.08 ppg), -3

English lost ground because Guyana lost to Panama, and an English-speaking country battering another English-speaking country doesn't really help your ppg

Anyways English - Spanish (Canada vs. Cuba) and French - Spanish (Martinique vs. Mexico) tomorrow. Spanish needs 2 draws or 1 win to stay ahead of Dutch

>>implying the 2022 WC will not be moved to USA
No fucking way the qataris allow fifa to take away their WC after all the bribe money they gave them.

Interesting

>Spanish needs 2 draws or 1 win to stay ahead of Dutch
Considering that mexico is gonna rape martinique, I think spain wins this round easily.

You should remove games between countries of the same group

based

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The British empire has always been about quantity over quality

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Sure, I can do that.

French --> 4 g, 9 pts (2.25 ppg), +2
Spanish --> 10 g, 16 pts (1.6 ppg), +1
Dutch --> 2 g, 3 pts (1.5 ppg), 0
English --> 8 g, 7 pts (0.88 ppg), -3

This is taking away Mexico - Cuba, Costa Rica - Nicaragua, USA - Guyana and USA - T&T

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there're rumours about moving it, hope because that non-country doesn't deserve to host it

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lets just allow Germany to do this world cup, 2006 went really good

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Also in terms of game 3 tomorrow, what each team has to do in order to qualify.

>Mexico
Unless they lose to Martinique 7-2 or any greater goal margin AND Canada beats Cuba 5-2 or any greater goal margin, they qualify.
>Canada
Obviously get more points than Martinique gets, but if they get the same amount of points, they need to maintain a 3 goal gap between the two countries
>Martinique
Get more points than Canada, unless Canada wins, then get 4 more goals on Mexico than Canada does on Cuba.
>Cuba
Hope Mexico beats Martinique by at least 9 AND beat Canada 6-0 or any greater goal margin

watch us lose to Guyana

CACA Rankings

>Mexico
powergap
>Jamaica
>Burgs
>Leaf
>Panamamá
>Costa Concordia
PowerGap
>Based Curacao
PowerGap
>The rest

G R U P O S

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Why do south American girls have such hairy arms? Are their legs the same?

Yeah I'm thinking we're back

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lol

>Jamaica - Curazao 0-0
>Honduras - El Salvador 1-0

Who at indie rock concert here

based Amy lover, finally winning on something

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your post reminds me this song
youtube.com/watch?v=ELB-J6q-Whk

>TFW going to concerts alone

At least I get to meet qt white devils sometimes

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>he doesn’t like qts with hairy arms

Also I’ve noticed that Northern European girls are just as hairy but you can’t see the arm and leg hairs that easily because they’re just too blonde

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Nice, what bands are you going for?

nice arms, would love to lick them during sweaty sex

Came here for Remo Drive

They will end looking something like this

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imagine the size of her clit mmmm

kek, she wont notice because i'll be licking her spine up and down while going doggy on her, holding her arm against her back

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based Tico bro with the triple-doubles, what's with /oro/ taking all the gets tonight

They are really good and look like models no homo

>conceding even a single goal in the first two matches

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can't wait for huebro to reappear just to use this image against him kek

Thanks for that mental image

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>editing podcast
>drinking beer
>trying to kill a mosquito for an hour
>"ok, this little shit will fly through my monitor at some moment, I'll wait"
>continue editing
>"this little shit doesn't appear
>get another sip of beer
>watching literally standing on my tar
>finish my sip
>watch him fly away like nothing

Sometimes I think mosquitos can read our movements lads

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>podcast

What type of podcast

videogames, a normie one

Noice

Yeah, this episode we talked about bloodstained, shenmue 3, then stadia vs xcloud, this time was comfy and i didn't have much work of editing

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I don’t know shit about video games desu but I love true crime podcasts and philosophy shit. Good luck with the podcast, friendo.

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>TFW waiting for this nigga to drop the new podcast

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thanks my friendo, we having a great response from public, I used to listen this philosophy podcast back in my "años de iniciación", pretty comfy and well explained
youtube.com/watch?v=4Sq1SPO7IO0

I saw you liked the mega pack from this culona girl I posted last thread kek

/r/ing this on the collage

his smile is restored

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se está renderizando justo ahora D:

#collage

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>USA GD +10
>Mexico GD +9

Oh no no no no no

MEXIBROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

Based

That pic where she was topless and hanging out with her friends was hilarious

Yeah, shame her tits aren't as good as her butts

>TFW only Mexican at this concert

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USA revenge tour begins now

mega.nz/#!41IEwIwQ!7kbkAkmYZLib2vN4pxm6OqPW8xiz5iI_T_2rCJJ3zQQ
new podcast edition

MAÑANA JUEGA MEXICO
MAÑANA GANA AZTLAN

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take pics

pls send nintendo switch

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fucking based, use your meme hacking tactics to send our podcast to the bocines so everyone can listen ;^)

hack the shit out of the concert

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Oro

loro

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caca

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Loro malo

Who /ASMR/ here?

youtu.be/_PXXxbbHzNg

Send oros pls

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So basically it's going to be Mexico and Canada

soccer was a mistake

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You were a mistake desu. There's literally nothing wrong with this.

>one player already quit the team
We have truly hit rock bottom. I never thought there would be a day that we were in worse state than fucking Salvador.

Who?

Danilo Acosta. He was a player that had initially chosen Honduras over USA and was going to play in the last game but backtracked at the last minute.

Oh right, I heard about that. I don't think anyone can blame him though.

Oh no no nono no on no

You have a short term memory. Do you not remember all the terorrist attacks and rapes that happened during the 2015-2016 migrant wave in Europa? How about not cheering on your own ethnic displacement? Piece of shit.

this isnt loro related

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Here comes fucking Karen with her Nintendo Switch

Straight autism. Refugees commit less crimes than native born citizens.

source: Jewzfeed

I dont think I posted highlights of Grioup C so here
SLV vs JAM
youtube.com/watch?v=g_veivwrZoY&t=1s

Is that what your local rabbi told you?

HON vs CUW
youtube.com/watch?v=TKmDpWFYWkw

GUY vs PAN

youtube.com/watch?v=StB2w1KmIk4

>Ethnic displacement
>In the US

Not making yourself look particularly smart, m8

USA vs TRI
youtube.com/watch?v=UCadLX9hsF0

thanks i missed this game

>knocks hondurass out
>first ever goal at gc
why are the dutch so based

I have the feeling than TW@ took his nintendo switch to the concert

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Will the Canada game be worth watching?

To be fair this group is already decided

for me, its canada

Wtf are the players wearing mics or something?

Probably will be entertaining. Cuba plays pretty agressively

>Literally just started
>OOOOOLLLEEEE
why

that girl looks like the lezbos from atelier

leaf pls win today

This is why

Welp. Time for another Cuban player to defect.

>all these blacks on Canada
ummm

LOL

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why is Cuba even invited? fuck those commie simps

This is going to get ugly

Fuck this shitty ass game, imma go play Platinum for the first time instead.

Why is Piette such a whiteoid?

I think Cuba might actually score in this game

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Obama and his meme friendship

>Cavallini

OH NONONO NO NO NONONONO send this nigga to Cafetaleros already

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>that miss
Bruh

>Cavalini
YIKES

We need a montage of canadian finishing

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This match is wild. Looks like theres 40 guys on the field

That's the stands dude

>aguachiles de camaron
fuck I want some seafood now

kek

If Canada scores less than 7 goals in this game it will be an embarrassment.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cavallini is the Zardes of Canada

Lmao

Own goal, or is it Cavallini's?

Lmao I posted that right before he scored the Zardes goal

Own goal according to Google.

Lads i need top tier javs, something like yuu shinoda, suggestions?

Hey, look, Cuba scored a goal

for me its JAVs by Bibian

Do people really watch censored porn when other options are available?

I don't watch censored javs

lier

own goal

>looking at genitals instead of faces
pleb

Simon wey.

Salvadoreño viviendo en Ohio. ¿Quién conmigo?

ICE in 2 weeks

>bj
>girl face all blurred
yeah 4 the faces

>dat finishing
literally me

>ICE
Nah, I'm a PhD student here.

Why would he do that, though? He's not going to play for us; we have enough keepers already. If he switches to us, he'll end up in the same situation as Jesse Gonzalez, except he's not even as good.

>he thinks his student visa is gonna protect him
cute

Sup bros I am at the game

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Fuck, so empty.

Are you going to BLACK one of the canuck girls

Only beaners here

still better attendance than Copa America

Nice
But why?

goal

Cause I am half Mexican

BASED HAPPY LEAF

Fix your country first, niggerfaggot.

NO MORE MR NICE GUY

Is the other half concacaf shill?

LEAFED

Grita: EL CEPILLO ME LA PELA, wait that dude in front of you to look back and take a pic

>half Mexican
not a race

RAPE RAPE RAPE

Honduras

Because Copa Oro sells the tickets this way. In group stages the teams play right after each other at the same stadium. I guess it's to encourage people to go see small island nations with little fanbase

How many Cuban players will be defecting tonight?

Our games are sold as packages, so when you buy a ticket for the memexico game you're also buying a ticket for the cucknada game.

Nice work Hat, but trying getting those goals against a real time like Trinidad & Tobago

Seeing as this is their last match probably all of them.

Old canadians come to Mexico to retire, they are fat pale and stupid, they got killed and scammed all the time, we all know canadians are fair game and we profit from robbing them and scam them, they would trust you and believe anything, fucking losers.

Who can stop us?

Who is Cuba?

IS that an NFL stadium? Why the fuck don't they put the game in a comfy smaller venue instead of this giant ass shit when they know it's not even gonna be close to full

Replace old canadians with mexicans and mexico with USA and that's pretty much what happens with you here desu

Absolutely barbaric

no thanks, we're good
just being able to beat meme teams comfortably is all I ever wanted

I know a few canadians who've moved to mexico and can confirm they were old, fat, stupid, and poor

It will get full when the Mexico game starts

So this is the power of Nicolás Maduro.

USA doesn't really have small soccer venues unless they want to play at a college or High School that only sits 1k

who /yuengling/ here?

should we make a thread for mexico vs martinique?

Are there any teams worse than Cuba in this cup? Guyana maybe?

Yeah, sure. Keep this one comfy.

Honduras. Those motherfuckers are literally shit tier now. And that's a good thing.

never tried but would love to, i'm about to have some VIctorias when next game starts

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I don't think Cuba is the worst team they just play like they are the favorite and are way too aggressive for how good they are

you need at least 2 years of experience managing /ligamx/ to do that

Bermuda

My younger sister is living in Mexico city. She loves Victoria but I have never tried them (she's also getting BEAN'D).

leave it to me

their players have some level of talent but defend like angry 10-year-olds
they are complete shit

so lads, what's your opinions on other countries hosting games?

I suppose it's ok, better than have those games in USA and not having assistance at all, I remember Mexico having a few games before while the main shit happened in USA, but that was like 15 years ago

>what's your opinions on other countries hosting games?
This sums it up perfectly>better than have those games in USA and not having assistance at all

ideally, it would be great. but I guess 90% of the tickets sales are from CHIs or mexicans, so it's unlikely to move far even if it does

>infrastructure from stadiums to hotels is already in place in 'murrica
>teams get defacto home games because there's already enough central americans and Caribbeans with disposable income to go to games living here
No reason to have them anywhere else.

RECUERDEN QUE TODOS USTEDES ME LA PELAN Y SUS MAMAS TAMBIEN

Is this traditional Cuban attire?

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game thread, because let's keep this one clean and comfy, also fuck you

cap down cap down

he looks like he fucks american guys

>Canada losing 4-0 against CUBA
kek

You baiting or just retarded?

How are you going to spend your last few hours in Los Estados Unidos before La Migra raids, guise?

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so cuba is the worst team?

5-0

>three tries
oh canada

BASED HAPPY LEAF

Trying to get a culero chant going but no one is joining what do I do bros

don't worry esse there's plenty of jobs down here thanks to AMLO

My damn stream is a full minute behind fuck

Playing pokemon, jalandomela, y comiendo hamburgesas, y tu wey que vas a hacer.

A-are the state mandated güerita gfs for prietos real?

BASED

this is one of the weirdest games I've watched in a while. >we really aren't playing well at all, so many strange choices in pressing and defending.

>Cuba
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

ERA

>tfw no var

Probably same ole shit. Edge to some hentai at some point until I fall asleep and then wake up to my alarm beeping to wake me up for my wagecuck job.

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Every Cuba game s like that, a weird team in general

>Commies

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Defecting is the only option for cubans players

How fucking trash is Cuba?
Imagine losing 5-0 against > canada

OH NO NO NO NO

bro
what the fuck

What the fucking hell was that penalty?

>Cavalini

>Canadian PKs

>non Engen PKs

>La afición mexicana confundió el autobús de Martinica con el de México y los gritos de apoyo se transformaron en abucheos

LOL fucking CHIcanos, I swear
twitter.com/jmteran/status/1142934204319260674

thats communism 4u

Really?

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>boooing Martinique
what a bunch of fags

OH MY!

I feel like that penalty somehow summarizes Canada as a country pretty well.

MAI WIFE

In their defense Canada is the strongest its ever been thanks to muh MLS

I'm not surprised, migrants are usually people with limited cognitive capacities which can also be inherited to their offspring.

>argentina
>can't even defend their territory against ONE LITTLE ISLAND thousands of miles away

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To be fair to them, both buses look the same, so it's not surprising they would get confused.

>Log in
>Canada 5-0 Cuba

Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh

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Los cubanos....

I just wanna qualify for a World Cup lads, is that too much to ask for

herdman to cavallini

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>checks flag
Yes

if FIFA kikes have their way practically everyone will participate in the world cup

Would be cool with you guys Imagine the banter on Yea Forums

(We) unironically have a better national team than you do right now lad

>Cuba at olympics
Pretty decent

>Cuba at football (soccer)
*defects*

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is this the football thread?

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yes.
fuck the janny and his threads

>I just wanna qualify for a World Cup lads, is that too much to ask for
You got a shot this year m8, costa rica is in major decline, and honduras is shit.

So, how's the town rapist?

WHAT THE FUCK, my 2 years as janny are ded after this

BASED LEAFS

based

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dear god canada is awful

We have at least 20 of them.

And yet they are winning by 6, says a lot of Cuba

What in the name of Fuck was that

We should have at least 10 by now

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>fan trying to hold back laughter at the end
kek

Canada is choking a lot tbqh

>Rolando
Based

>thanks to muh MLS
most of our good players never played in MLS, to be fair
>arfield
>borjan
>hoilett
>david
>cavallini
>hutchinson
much like for >you, MLS is more about having backup players who are mediocre instead of absolute shit

#collage cuba coach doesnt care anymore

>commies getting btfo
Nice

Now this is sad

with all the talk about lopsided scores in the women's world cup, what about gold cup? this is embarrassing.

This expanded Gold Cup needs a mercy rule

Look at the difference, at how men celebrate when curbstomping a team and how women do

JANITORRR

Cuba = Cringe

>shotout to Cuban players than are not trying to harm Canada's

these Univision cucks...

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well Canada will not score for YEARS after this game kek

>trying a Panenka

This isn't real Communism Football

My sides

MODDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Is Cuba even good in league of CACAnations?

If it were real communism every match would be 0-0 and every goal belong to the state

>chicanos flooding the stadium

What is he thinking?

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>cuba

go ask the office of work for a new job now

nice try cuba

Did zardes take his one time switch to Cuba?

>i gave up a chance to defect for this?

Hitler was right

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wait a minute, canada scored over 5 goals, making cuba the victor

is it true that cubans are down one player on their bench cause he fled to the US ?

>A fucking leaf

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that always happens

>cubans are down one player on their bench cause he fled to the US ?
No, they're down 2-3 players by now I think.

Wasn't the captain?

The captain got his visa rejected.
Which is fancy speak for "no way we're letting HIM defect".

BASED REF WANTS TO SEE COMMIES DIE

7-0 cuba wins

reminder to spam this thread

this match was only missing a goal from dwayne de rosario

Someone cap Cuba's GD
#collage

i have the feed but i don't have the heart to do it user

COMMIES BTFO

fuck it here you go

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could a monarchy save Cuba?

>-17
>Montserrat died for this

How is it possible that “countries” like Martinique can field teams so much more competitive than Cuba

>-17
add this janny

Their best players don't even play in mlelsoi kek

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Everyone there looks like they should be mowing my lawn and trimming the trees in my backyard.

Commies don't really have time to worry about sports, y'know.
Martinique is maintained by France so they can spend their time doing fuckall.

#collage

they probably will, but let them have some fun first

/nuevo/

martinique sends any half-decent young player over to daddy so they can train with good players. they don't really have to have their own facilities to develop players.

no mercy for commies