/bundes/

fucking bully

>"geschubst"
he probably beat the living shit out of her

>Nachdem die Polizeibeamten mit einer 49 Jahre alten Frau gesprochen hatten, wurde ein 45 Jahre alter Mann, der die Frau geschubst haben soll, festgenommen und zur Polizeistation Maroubra gebracht. Die Frau blieb unverletzt. Gegen den Mann wurde Anklage wegen tätlichen Angriffs erhoben und eine einstweilige Verfügung erlassen.

gamethread a shit, here are the goals:

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>wegen tätlichen Angriffs [...] und eine einstweilige Verfügung erlassen.
hmmm....
hmmmmmmmmm....

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Sorrow hides under the water
Sorrow is my only friend
Sorrow stands beside the doorway
And sorrow needs a helping hand...

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>mit einer 49 Jahre alten Frau
wtf am I reading?

average OP. not great, not terrible.

>Hop
>Ja, Tor!
:)

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Yeah, 10 - 20 minutes of core exercises are enough.

Spain - Poland or Italy - Belgium, what will you Negers be watching?

ok nvm apparently ORF shows both in a semi-conference with focus on the Spain game

simulcast

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>omitting one single word in a quote
born academic

qt actually!

>Auf sich aufmerksam machte Emre Mor in Spanien nur negativ: Mehrmals kam er zu spät zum Training, geriet in Auseinandersetzungen mit seinen Teamkollegen und wurde im Januar schließlich suspendiert. Spätestens seit diesen Vorfällen scheint er sich mit seinen Mitspielern nicht mehr zu verstehen.
>So konnte es sich Iago Aspas von Celta Vigo nicht verkneifen, bei Social Media deutlich zu machen, was er von der Ex-BVB-Hoffnung hält. Unter eines seiner Bilder hatte Mor geschrieben: „Es ist schön, wieder zu Hause mit meiner Familie zu sein! Jetzt ist es an der Zeit, die Batterien für die nächste Saison aufzuladen.“
>Aspas kommentierte: „Weil deine Batterien so leer von der letzten Saison sind?“ Mittlerweile ist die Kommentarfunktion deaktiviert.

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It makes more sense like that

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>Voss-Tecklenburg: "I am texting with the chancellor."

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Currently watching Norway - Australia. This is the first time in years I see a women football game, and I gotta admit, it is honestly as bad as I remember it. Fucking Kreisklasse is better than this shit, but atleast there are not as many annoying high pitched screams.

I'm usually an utter soiboi, but this sport just is frustrating to watch.

good first paragraph, bad start into the second paragraph, but then a good ending.
overall 7/10 post

>Fucking Kreisklasse is better than this shit, but atleast there are not as many annoying high pitched screams.
Been saying that for years. It looks like semi-pros on valium

>Jede Torchance ist die Folge eines katastrophalen Abwehrfehlers.
Tollen Sport habt ihr da, Pimmel-lose.

i find the cadence very erratic and confusing. i read that post three times and i could never enter a natural reading flow. i give him 5/10.

/bundes/ XI would win the wwc

You don't watch woman football for football.

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It has a lot more random elements than men's football.

I don't get this board's obsession with her

But that eerieness was intentional to accentuate the fake-out in the second sentence. Also, you gotta keep in mind that I didn't write in my native language, so obviously I would have slight problems consciously writing in a proper Metrum.

Unironically, if we get 14 decently fit people together, all they need to do is have a little Körperspannung in the Zweikämpfe and then hoof it to the front towards the obligatory "Hab mal höherklassig gespielt."-Alex that plays in every single Kreisklasse-Club.

how old are you?

>"Ja, das war leider nicht genau genug."
>"Da hat es an der Genauigkeit gefehlt."
>"Die Flanke war an sich gut, hätte nur etwas genauer kommen müssen."

many such cases!

hmm okay interesting, in that case i shall upgrade my score to 6/10. i am hesitant to go further still as the style of your texts don't match my taste.

>t. faps to instathots

who doesnt?

...

this always rustles my jimmies. the internet is so easy these days, a monkey could navigate it. how comes so many retards resort to some pics on instagram or twitter when there is unlimited porn available?

I have pictures on my left screen and a porn running on my right screen, the patrician way of fapping

people often times don't want to fap to porn

>screen
>not writing your own porn and fapping to the images in your head

imagination. after decades, most internet porn just feels flat and boring. With insta thots I need to use my imagination at least up until a certain point.

or they rather are unaware that there is more than the plastic shit on brazzers and pornhub

This. Porn just isn't idealized enough, it just can't quite reach what you have in your head.
Hence hentai being so damn popular now.

>needing to write it down

Who said anything about writing it down?

based affenzirkus refs

touche

I just think her face is too big, too round, too puffy and the nose is weird..

Why was my post deleted?

reinVARd is a janny now

your post was problematic as it marginalized women

Because you wrote in GERMan

But it mainly marginalized monkeys.

but you THOUGHT about marginalizing someone at any point in the future = guilty

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, when my OP comes, it will come.
It will change this board forever.
It will change Yea Forums forever.

Actually, things will never be the same. An internet before, then an internet after.

Okay but first I have to ask Telekom if they even support this new Internet #neuland

are you a politician? all talk and no action

Hip! Fresh! I like it!

Im not sure if i like this new meme

so when will you unveil it finally? come on brazil dont tease us like that UGH!!

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Post /bundes/ approved TV shows.

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malcolm in the midul

everything that was mentioned yesterday. maybe something like king of queens too. some modern shows are quite fine, too. i really liked "black sails".

Das Traumschiff

>another goal after horrendous defending
Fucking hell, tit-people, get it together.

haha are you 50 years old?

Geil Verlängerung :3

oge was jz

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liter milch trinken

I recently discovered Tales From The Crypt. The show is a real gem, every episode is a comic book-tier horror story with some top tier actors and directors. People would cream their pants if Netflix or Amazon did something like that now.

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LMAO holy shit thanks for the flashback. this used to run on TV somewhere, wasnt it something like super rtl?

I know that Super RTL aired a cartoon version (Geschichten aus der Gruft) which was decently entertaining. Not sure about the live action original.

>red card for a cheaky tity twister
nice!

wow those are two different shows, true. i had in my mind that they mixed cartoon and live action somehow. dude thanks for that reminder lol, i will totally binge this now.

This Brazil is not the Leverkusen Brazil user ( me )

In other news, Augsburg just signed Iago from Internacional. The Brazil - /bundes/ Alliance keeps getting stronger

>its cooler in brazil than in germany

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its winter in brazil you turd

call me turd one more time and i will go doopin mental

TURD
TURD
TURDU
TURDU
TURDENSTEIN

Only in South or southeast, the other regions have high temperatures

have you ever seen a rare animal?

++++ 2 minutes until women penalties ++++

get ready for some comedy gold, lads

I just saw a Wiesel

actually a Marder probably

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Are you finally going to get revenge on that monkey wearing your Bayer work outfit?

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NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

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where the fuck were you?
we were waiting
I WAS WAITIING!

maybe the fucker is just teasing us. we should prepare a /bundes/ assault team to take revenge and make an example of him.

>Leroy Sané has told friends he will snub Bayern and is set to stay at Manchester City rather than return to the Bundesliga. Sané reckons England is where the best players are competing and has reservations about going home [@mcgrathmike]

I saw cool animals at the zoo

I'm not the guy, bro

>I saw cool animals at the zoo
nice :)

So bayern will go for Turbo then?

fact: Werner is and always was a very good player and you should start rating him already

arey yaar

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duhm?

/ourguy/desu

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respektlos

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/bundes/, the time has come to sleep. i wish you all a good night and may you awake reinvigorated and strong the following morning. until next time (tomorrow).

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>that interview in the ASS
seriously what country is this Marozsan from?

Link

jz noch ne Halbe

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good night

yes

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>german woman team
>unironically Mallorca hits
ehh

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can't make this shit up

zdf.de/sport/das-aktuelle-sportstudio/das-aktuelle-sportstudio-vom-22-juni-2019-100.html

@14:50

>U21-EM
>Niggeria officially participating
>>our whole team went missing and now there are girls playing
>same with the others
who was in the wrong here

Hungary at the age of 3 or 4, I forgot

>w-we never wanted sane, we were never even interested.

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pay tax!

yeah, me too

jetzt noch ein Leikeim

>Over in West Germany
>There's a football player
>With sexy knees
>With sexy knees?
>With sexy knees!
>Talking 'bout a man with sexy knees -
>Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
>What a man
>Rummenigge
>Rummenigge
>I'm a fan
>Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
>He's so strong
>Rummenigge. Rummenigge -
>All night long
>Rummenigge
>Rummenigge
>All night long
>He's so tall
>He's so blond
>Two long legs
>But all beyond
>Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
>First he traps the ball -
>And then?
>Karl-Heinnz Rummenigge
>Puts it in
>Puts it in
>Puts it in
>Karl-Heinz Rummenigge puts it in
>What a player
>What a sport
>He's the cutest thing in shorts
>What's the secret
>What's the trick?
>He's got such a lovely kick!
>Oh
>What a lovely
>Lovely kick
>Oh
>What a lovely
>Lovely kick
>Oh
>What a lovely
>Lovely kick
>Karl-Heinz Rummenigge . .

now stop asking questions about money, tax and things that don't concern you and go ted bed ALL OF YOU

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It's geo locked nvm but found other videos. She doesn't sound native or started speaking very late.

>t. Alan and/or Denise

prost jung!

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cheers m80

Can we turn this in to a cum sucking Dortmund thread yet?

>Dort mund
what, where?

there isn't a song for dede but their is for rolex rummenigge puts it in, puts it in, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge puts it in.

so no

it's time

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not yet mommy

Now that Hummels left and Bayern doesn't want Boateng anymore who's going to be playing alongside Sule?

k
one more youtube

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good night you sexies
and kys janitor faget

Hernandez

nachti

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wake up

gerd merning

some dude here posted the webm of the same penalty goal 4 times lol

>West Germany

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Anyone watching european games? Womens judo looks even worse than womens football.

unironically she shot it better than 90% of m*n superstars

90% is a stretch but defo better than gif related.
A case could also be made for as the dykes are so petite, they'd need a small goalpost to properly have a chance.

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what about allowing one defender to hug a post during penalties

Any goalkeeper who jumped into the right corner would have caught it. Its at 50% of the speed that men shoot penalties.

well, too bad goalkeepers aren't allowed to properly move anymore

>need at least one new wingback on both sides
>need at least 2 CMs to take some pressure of Delaney and Witsel
>Instead you buy some overpriced 30 something traitor as your sixth (6th!) CB and spend good knows how many €uro dollars on offensive players (your strongest department)
At this point Alki and Zorc are probably just taking the piss desu

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flick to bauern confirmed

First and foremost they need a Paggo baggup :DDD

what is his job description?

time for some sonnenbad

Interimstrainer

Kevins will still choke the league, though

dont forget
>need a striker
>sell one of the biggest striker talents
>sell Guerreiro
>sell Weigl

>buy the 2 of the top 4 assist creators (wingers) in the league for 50 million (sold Pulisic for 65)
>buy the best German LB
>buy the best best German CB

Isak has a buy back clause.
>sell Guerreiro
>sell Weigl
Neither are sold yet.

the mittagssonne is the most dangerous beware

>>one of the biggest striker talents
lol

imagine believing that Schulz is the best german LB

>Neither are sold yet
they will be, dont worry

Name some other then

Does it ever get better? Does it ever get any easier? Is there really a light at the end of the tunnel?

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you're just taking the piss now

Maybe. No. Probably no.

Negro how many 6ft+ female gks have you seen running around? They average out at 5'8" at best. Male GK are close to 6'4" would have a difficult time stopping a stutter run up and a well placed shot. Women have a shitty reaction time regardless. So only logical course of action would be to have smaller goals for them.
The grrl pwr feminist nuts would disagree of course as it would firmly label them as inferiors but the rationalists see the point.

telegraph.co.uk/world-cup/2019/06/15/debate-smaller-goals-womens-game-cannot-simply-cast-aside/

Name a better German LB.

Klostermann or Halstenberg, I forgot which one plays left

it's halstenberg and I don't see how he's better

max?!

>Klostermann or Halstenberg, I forgot which one plays left
Halstenberg is the LB and Halstenberg is shit. Klostermann on the other hand is the best German RB by a mile.

imagine believing that a 25 year old Augsburg shitter is the best German LB

Klostermann has the Echte Liebe mentality, he even confirmed it.

>Halstenberg is the LB and Halstenberg is shit.
Thats why the supposed best german LB Schulz got subbed out for him in the match against the mighty Estonia?

>Klostermann on the other hand is the best German RB by a mile.
Yeah, no. Its Kimmich and I say that as consumer.

imagine believing that a 26 year old Hoffenheim shitter is the best German LB

I mean a 22 or so year old Augsburg shitter is the best German striker

but hes 23 already and plays for Leipzig (for now)

>You now remember best left back in douche land who tanked his own career by falling in love with a nigger klub

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daily reminder to not listen to austrian opinions on football

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Hes talking about Richter.

>Thats why the supposed best german LB Schulz got subbed out for him in the match against the mighty Estonia?
That confirms it, the LB in the Bundes that got voted into the team of the season, had the best statistics and even made a starter for the N11, is shit, because Löw subbed him out for being "lädiert" during a game vs the mighty Estonia. Dortmund should sell him to Aue for 1 million.

>Yeah, no. Its Kimmich and I say that as consumer.
Kimmich isnt a real RB and never will be. He plays as a 3rd winger for Bayern and a 6 for Löw. Klostermann is the best defending RB.

>Hes talking about Richter.
I know

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Then you should agree. Richter > Werner.

imagine rating a team of the season in which Witsel starts over Thiago

imagine then saying Kimmich isnt the best RB, even tho he got voted as the best RB in the league in the same voting you just used to make a point.

of course, and Moukoko > both of them. I mean he totally scores nonstop in the U14 or whatever

>defending RB
0 football IQ

>imagine not accepting that Witsel carried Dortmund to 2nd place in his first season playing 35 games, while Thiago was injured for 3-4 months

>imagine then not understanding the difference between the position on paper of a RB and the tactical role a player takes

youtube.com/watch?v=4g2LAMXvcLM

fact remains, Halstenberg is the best German LB, Klostermann best German RB and Werner best German striker.
Era of the Bull confirmed

fuck Zwayer

>fact remains
youtube.com/watch?v=Qw7s1nMO4yA

Bayern signs Hansi Flick as assistant coach [kicker]

you will have to deal with it. Add on top of that Laimer, arguably the best Austrian CM at the moment, Hannes Wolf, Austrias biggest talent and star of the U21-team despite being 19, Poulsen, best striker of Denmark, Uppamecano & Konate, the pride of France, Kevin Kampl, the single best Slovene that never played or lived in Slovenia and realize that its era of the bulling like it has never era of the bulled before

Enjoy the best striker, hes going to Buyern next year.

>le one situation proves my point
Back to tm, retard

Neuwied – Ein randalierender Steinmarder hat im deutschen Bundesland Rheinland-Pfalz einen Polizeieinsatz ausgelöst. Ein Ehepaar aus Kirchen im Landkreis Altenkirchen alarmierte die Beamten, weil auf der Terrasse ein "wildes Tier mit Dose auf dem Kopf" ein riesiges Tohuwabohu veranstalte. Am Einsatzort entdeckten die Polizisten einen Steinmarder, dessen Kopf in einem Joghurtbecher steckte, berichtete die Polizei Neuwied.

Just kill all boomers already

They unironically complaining about children playing football on the streets because it's "too loud"

ERA OF THE

B U L L
U
L
L

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thats right

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That were Reus and Sancho, Witsel didnt do shit the last few matches and Thiago is still the better player, even if he was injured

Good thing Kimmich missed the Liverpool match then, surely they didnt get raped over the right side with a real RB there, right?

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cute :3

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>Kimmich cost Germany the Euro2016
>Kimmich cost Germany the WC2018
>Kimmich regularly gets caught in nomansland as a RB
>BUT HE GOT 14 ASSISTS, HES THE BEST
Neck yourself. Noone is arguing his offensive qualities. In fact hes one of the best in the world. Defensively however he is a liability.

The Bulls signed another young Danish player a few days ago

Raman to Schalke and Kobel to Stuttgart all but confirmed

>That were Reus and Sancho, Witsel didnt do shit the last few matches and Thiago is still the better player, even if he was injured
Are you completely retarded? These "teams" are established based on PERFORMANCE PER SEASON, not quality of a player based on his general skill/career.

>Good thing Kimmich missed the Liverpool match then, surely they didnt get raped over the right side with a real RB there, right?
Yeah, he only got exposed the entire first game and thanks to Hummels they clinged to a 0-0.

young danish wunderkind Odegaard to leverkusen confirmed?

Actual Danish wonderkid Odgaard to Heerenveen.
Surely Dolberg should end up in Leverkusen

I just looked it up, Thiago missed only 4 games thats not enough to discard his season, especially since the matches he missed were the worst Bayern played this seaon (+ Gladbach at home)

Well I cant really falsify or verify this since I cant really remember the match, it was too boring, but even if youre claim is true, it doesnt change the fact that Bayern was even worse when Kimmich didnt play.

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>Austrian shareholder is back to jinx his team again
basado

>the absolute state of Max Kruse

transfermarkt.de/real-sociedad-oder-bayer-04-odegaard-favorisiert-laliga-madrid-die-bundesliga/view/news/338925

>used to earn 3,5 million in Bremen
>wanted to play an international cup and get a raise to 6 million
>didn't get either, fucked off
>now going to Fenerbahce Istanbul
>no international cup either
>earning 2,5 million
How do you fuck up this badly?

ask Max Meyer

Tja, verpokert würde ich sagen ;)

>JUST
for Max:
istanbulfood.com/where-to-eat-the-best-doner-kebab-in-istanbul/

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LÜL

kek!
Wasn't this they guy with the 75000€ cab ride in Berlin?

amk willkomm to istanbul max

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The very same, yes.

reminder that /bundes/ is constantly enabling literal niggers like Sandro Wagner and Max Kruse

>Özil - Kruse link up play
I would watch it

heh

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>"Während der Unterschrift kam dann noch vom Karl-Heinz Rummenigge so eine Aussage", berichtet der 29-Jährige demnach. "'Boah, jetzt hast du aber einen tollen Vertrag', so dann nach dem Motto, dann muss man jetzt mal wieder ein bisschen besser spielen."
>Bei Bayer Leverkusen hatte sich Kroos deutlich wohler gefühlt. "Die Mannschaft war wesentlich persönlicher. Die haben sich getroffen, die haben gemeinsam Grillabende veranstaltet. Die waren viel normaler im Umgang miteinander. Nicht wie in München. Das war ihm alles zu schickimicki", zitiert die Welt Kroos' Mutter Birgit aus der Dokumentation über ihren Sohn.

respektlos uezala

WTF I LOVE KROOS NOW!

fuck off Jessica you fat cow

yes yes I am back from the burgerking race, which was very enjoyable btw

based Kroos, his 4 CLs say that he's done everything right.

>Dose
>Yoghurtbecher
typical Bindestrichland retards

>tfw no comfy Leverkusen barbeque
based Kroos

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Damn Brandtvertz must have had a lot of fun Grillabende together. I just hope Brandt know how to properly play Skat.

Dose = kleiner, runder Behälter mit Deckel
Becher = höheres, etwa zylinderförmiges [Trink]gefäß ohne Fuß

Dose wäre für Joghurt, den man löffelt, passender als Becher desu

good post

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purge all negers desu

how are you preparing for the sahara-glutzhitze-week?

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still have 10 points on my freibadkarte so most likely going there everyday

MWL

by not being a pusy (and not having to work in the kitchen, because Berrufsschule. löl)

Naja, bei ner Dose gehe ich irgendwie davon aus, dass das Ding wiederverschließbar ist, oder der Deckel ein inhärenter Teil des Gegenstandes ist. Ein Joghurt-Becher-Deckel ist ja ziemlich was anderes als der Becher selbst.

by fucking dying
>t. Norddeutscher im Rheinland

inb4 he goes to Bayern after Sane failed

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Unironically RESPEKTLOS

and then Dortmund take him back in 2021
can see it happening

I'm loving it
>t. Rheinländer im Rheinland

>implying
Ousmane is 100% MIA

Naja, Konserven sind für mich sinnbildlich Dosen und sind nicht wieder verschließbar.
Der Deckel ist aber aus dem selben Material und ähnlicher Dicke anders als das Plastikhäutchen des Joghurts.
Joghurtbehälter sind eher ein Dosen-Becher-Hybrid.

did someone say Dosen?

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Ja, deswegen habe ich ja den Halbsatz angefügt, dass der Deckel ein inhärenter Teil des Gegenstandes ist. Bei ner Konserve ist das meiner Meinung nach so, bei 'nem Joghurt-Becher nicht (aus den Gründen, die du schon genannt hast.)

I'm enjoying it!
t. Franke

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Andere Becher, v.a. Trinkbecher, besitzen jedoch klar keine Deckel und zylinderförmige Trinkbehälter mit Deckel werden fast immer als Flasche bezeichnet. Sie unterscheiden sich daher auch deutlich vom Joghurtbehälter.
Ist ne knifflige Frage, ob man Transportsicherungen als bestimmende Eigenschaft von Behältern ansieht.

it's a Dose when closed and a Becher when opened
case closed

holy shit bundes really went full cancer after i left

>Brazil
Sup Adi! I thought you went to Chile?

Why can't jews into secularisation?

Because their worldly god is money and they stop being jews the moment they stop caring about money.

I meant in the way of "why do they claim every jew on earth as Israeli".
State and synagogue are heavily intertwined in that shit country.

Because they already consider themselves secular. The division between heaven and earth is grown on Platon's ideas, which were internalized by christianity. Judaism never had its platonic phase, so they never quite got the memo. For them, religion and culture are basically interchangable, as it used to be in ancient times.

and its all your fault

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>Nicht wie in München. Das war ihm alles zu schickimicki"
>*goes to real madrid*
huuuuuh?

wenn schon denn schon
*wins the CL*

there's a difference between being classy and inbred Bauerntölpel thinking they're classy.

Ullrich will go all out for him and offer 72,5m€ but Barcalenoa the absolute maniacs will refuse (mentally ill if you ask me).

How hard are the Ösis going to lose today? Reckon we can get double digits?

>Es darf doch nicht VAR sein
kek

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Same thing except better pay and international titles

and Madrid is actually nice

it's too big to be nice

>It's finally summer
HUUUUUIIIIIII!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=BSnbhmAvPrk

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thats not what she said

just like my penus ;)

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not if you earn 15m a year.

it was Peps Bayern tho, everyone expected a CL win at some point

especially then. I want a big house in a comfy city without having to share it with 3 million people. Monaco is cozy if rich.

>all the customers anally annihilated because of Kroos
>can't call him shit with a straight face because 1 WC 4 CL
>Q-Querpasstoni
almighurt alder

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based

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>he rates Kroos
>after the world cup

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based

Tbh, used to be my favorite player, even after he went to Madrid.

All this whole thing makes me wish for is that Kahn finally takes over. Rumenigge and Hoeneß are simply getting worse and worse every year. Probably due to old age.

him and lahm are still unironically germanys players of the decade, even if customers pretend otherwise.

because they consider themself a people means a nation but at the same time they need to tell other peoples that nations are an artificial construct.
Thus there are two terms, jews and Israelis, that either are synonymous or complete different things based on what better fits the jew's argument.

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This

>i-it was the players' fault!
shut up, Löw apologist

not all of them but definitely Kroos
he gave the ball away so much you had to wonder which team he was playing for

>blames Kroos for giving ball away
>doesnt blame Löw for getting tactially exposed since Kroos/Khedira were constantly being doubled and trippled for possession, since the opponents knew that the fullbacks were always too high up resulting in defeats against Mexico and South Korea
I love how people here forget the clutch freekick vs Sweden. Id like to see Müller produce anything near that level of skill.

>Tom is a /pol/ poster
the more you know.....

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Tom? Opfer

yes

yes 0 agree

For me, it's Magnum

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nia looking real good in the white shirt

Tom Sellek! Nooooooöoooooo!

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i need to stop looking at Nia's tight little ass

hawt

They already had 3 questionable group stage matches (diving, complaining, watter bottle incident) and now this. Worst team at the world cup.

He was unironically the one who kept us in the tournament for more than two games. Only German players that performed better were Reus and Brandt.

Nübel
Henrichs
Klostermann
Tah (C)
Baumgartl
M. Eggestein
Öztunali
Dahoud
Waldschmidt
Richter
Neuhaus

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I heard there was a chimpout about a VAR goal, can anyone give me a webm?

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oh shit, are you me?

are they playing today?

Fun fact: Rudi Völler, like Franz Beckenbauer, was never German Nationaltrainer.

>Schlager X
What is this, Xbox Live?

no, but:

How's Eggestein this tournament? Haven't watched any games yet.

yes

maybe.i'm not sure
most of my blood left my brain and went into my pants.

>SCHLAGER X, formely known under his slave name as Anton Maria Pfotzenhuber-Hinterseer. Tyrolean liberation NOW!

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>no rested players
i'm thinken BASED

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rest is for pussies

I want Austria to win by 3 to piss all over Germany.

Is the "öffentlich rechtliche" showing the match or do I have to STEAL some television again?

zdf.de/sport/zdf-sportextra/uefa-u21-em-2019---oesterreich---deutschland---gruppe-b-100.html

thanks for the reminder to watch some Magnum
*sips*
yup, those were the days

good post

>click on Play
>it's a trailer
huh
I was hoping I could get some comfy Pre-Spielbericht, but that only starts at 20:30, right?

ty

ösis werden so mies zerfickt gleich

Fuck off boomer we are here

twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

TIme to beat the Austrian menace

>watch the stream
>try to figure out whether there are trannies or not
>the """girl""" in the middle speaks
yep, knew it

time to fap

uhm sweetie, overwatch league preshow has already begun

Junge, wat'n Volk auf der Couch da

imagine not watching asterix&obelix

what is it with speedrunning and trannies?

they have to do something after speedrunning their lives into the ground

Which one? Is it Cleopatra? That one gave me all kinds of fetishes.

Weirdos usually have weird hobbies.

trannies want to speedrun life but botched the bug that lets them change factions

it's the one all over the place with bongs and a queen

What? What is it called?

>tfw already tired
UGH!

a&o - ima auftrag ihrer majestät

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shut the fuck up tom selleck

Kenn ich gar nicht.

Feeling you, can barely lift my arms up.

god is dead, this is hell

kohlchan.net/.media/b8f63fbf58600cffab1fb9b84aa72a77-videomp4.mp4/dl/1548085745516-0.mp4

honestly no clue

This is shopped, right?

I wish that ZDF would just fuck off with their women WC coverage.
thanks for reading

this can't be real

>*sends the inkasso to collect your 18€ for the democracy*

yes

I love Leipzig

>not having a Klimaanlage in 2018+1
Fick die Gr*nen

i dont get it pls explain

>getting triggered by some video game event policies
peak retardation desu

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based

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me too!

dilation = sticking a dildo in the hole where your dick once was to keep it from healing.

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>zdf sound

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>feminism = reading the quran
I will never quite understand this amalgam of an imagined enemy for internet rightwingers. That being said, trannies are mentally ill.

I thought it was only me, was quite spooked.

>Die Zoomer Musik... ja des is fürchterlich!

Watching the athletics until the soccer

>the isolated hamlet of Bierhoffs pants

he is right you know

>hip hop tanned pop

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>jz ein Stiegl

>springer press already stirring up shit about the player that dared to talk shit about their masters
who would've thunk?!

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>implying feminists aren't literally pro islam nowadays
maybe leave your Vorstadtbubble sometime, Kevin-Pascal.

kroos needs to be purged just like dummels, dscherom and müllel

even alice schwarzer talks shit about islam 24/7 though

t. customer on damage control

BRÜH IM GLANZE

BLÜHE DEUTSCHES VATERLAND

the game kids are pretty cheeky looking today

Alice Schwarzer is not represantative for modern feminists you braindead retard.

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based boomer

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my condolences

But saying "feminist" is like saying "fish". Which one are you talking about, there are like 2 billion different types of them.

BRÜH IM LICHTE DIESES GLÜCKES

third wave feminism isn't representative for feminism as a whole either

shut up, you autists
it's match time nao

Is Udine a comfy city? Yes? No?

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>Waldschmidt auf da Hut

this

vocaroo.com/i/s1VxJHJWpe8s

>mätch starts
>autosage

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY

first 8 minutes go clearly to Austria

>vocaroo
what am I in for?

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still dunno why you had to choke against denmark

since /bundes/ is on auto-sage we could use

pretty quiet, turn up the volume

it was unironically that missed penalty, not scoring that and taking the 2:1 lead broke them and then they conceded 2 easy goals

I'm going to listen to it during halftime.
If I'm still awake then.

vocaroo.com/i/s1rBZokIKELm

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1-0, passt

BLOOTER
welcome to the blooter cup

nice shot. horrible defending

jesus christ

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Does Waldschmidt have the mia-san-mia mentality?

get the scheckheft uli

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tßh we had the easiest group

>Uli Hoeneß: "We have already spent 120 million euros on new players. We have won two titles and don't always have to define ourselves through new signings" [Sky]
WENN IHR WÜSSTET WEN WIR SCHON ALLES HABEN

>benudli again

kek. absolute state

SHITMARK

verVARscht

>nübel

homo sport

did nothing wrong there

TANNED ÖSI

clear foul

>this World Cup winning move is now illegal

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>schalke

>tom is redpilled
wew

maybe try going for the ball instead of running into people, this isn't american football

maybe try catching the ball without kneeing someones face in, this isnt mma

DAYUM

>jumps to catch
>gets tackled in the nuts by the american football austrian
Nübel loses this no matter what he does when he goes for the ball

>austria is to soft for football
hmmm....

no, he could just not go knee first for the guys face. If he doesnt knee the guys face its probably freekick Germany

no era penal tbdesu

maybe have your head up when u run infront of the goal instead of tracking the ball like you're the only one on the field

>93688241
good bait

clear foul and clear penalty, as confirmed by the referre and the VAR
deal with es

so you had that one Glücksschuss and otherwise not much besides dirty play, I thought you were better

Trollpost

meh

AKP cutie

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>Beide Herren von
@Sportschau_live
fand ich heute extrem nervig. Mansplaining ohne Ende. Das Spiel ein "Negativbeispiel für den FRAUENfussball" - eigentlich eine Frechheit. Das Spiel - puh - sehr schwierig. Wäre anders verlaufen, hätte das 2:1 gezählt.

>93689070
even better bait, great job

>zdf propaganda going all out again
damn

>slaps my dick into your face
whoops! heh!

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>german citizens murdered every other day by muslim invaders
>daran müssen wir uns gewöhnen!

>politician gets what he asked for
>ANGRIFF AUF UNSERE DEMOKRATIE!!! ALLE HEBEL IN BEWEGUNG SETZEN!!! NIE WIEDER!!!
kek ok sure

kirchen cutie

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wenn das deutsche brust in der herz schlägt dann will man das deutschland gewinnt

>german citizens murdered every other day by muslim invaders
>needing to lie because your position wouldn't make any sense otherwise
Many such cases! Sad!

its a fact though. just check the polizeiberichte and local newspapers properly. rape and murder every day.

stay triggered Ronny

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based Arnold

But I do and you are wrong.

Arnold dropping ELITE truthbombs! Death and knees into fresse for effeminate Schluchtenscheißer.

see

fuck off we are football here

>Another australian on the ground
WEAK!

It isn't

Freshest /pol/ meme

Denamrk

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Please be trolling

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based Nübel

>austrian finishing

absolutely dominating

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you're probably still going out. lol

Yes, the image is trolling.

Yes yes but apparently we have to win by three and some other game has to go our way too

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dominating the Gerturks is better than advancing

Yugösi damage control

yeah sure. if it helps you sleep at night. lel

>Name is Amiri. Has Amiai at the back of his jersey
hmmmm?

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>amiai
>ami AI
NSA spy bot

no way

>nigger lässt sich fallen
>muss raus
lol

HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

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just a trick to get the boys some time to drink and take a breath

>be nigger
>lie
lol

based refball

ahhh yes, Slobodan Hanjejovic the true austrian lad

Vielvölker-Reich, jo.

wtf are they doing

There is a vielvölkerreich in my pants ;) ülülülülülülü

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almost forgot what an outstanding athlete Klostermann is. shiieeet....

ahhh yes more refball. good, good:

>Italy or France/Romania
thanks denmark

>Hinrichs

Denmark were cheated. Ref blew his whistle before the ball crossed the line so he couldn't give the goal even though VAR showed it should have stood.

>Denmark were cheated.
Many such cases! :(

wew

>the hut

fussballmafia

time for wwc

>Ref blew his whistle before the ball crossed the line so he couldn't give the goal even though VAR showed it should have stood.
?????

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>RCD Mallorca has been promoted to La Liga

>wenn ma die Chancen hernimmt gibts nur eine Mannschaft die gewinnen hätte sollen, nämlich unsere
based Herbert telling it like it is

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>Chancen
na scho, aber verwandeln

Austria putting the pressure on

Hätte

Hätte

Fahrradkette

k, then put this 1:1 in your trophy cabinet... should be more than enough room

>tfw schluchti betas are going to celebrate this remis and tell themself that everything is okay, thus staying an irrelevant football midget forever.
never change Alois

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but its pretty full there already

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Post plattehart mit afd

would be kino if they qualify for EL and draw some german team in the groupstage

>deutschland vs ösiland
>ösis absolutely OBSESSED with us
every time. i'm lovin it™

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noone is obsessed

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also just found this, damn Im hilarious

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neue

yes good one heh

heh

>noone is obsessed
>has pictures about a meaningless win against Germany saved on his computer

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