/hoc/

does anyone have a schedule

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>his drafts outside of the CHL for late round picks

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

someone redpill me on this region please

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*trades 3 first rounders for 1 million of cap relief

this is probably quite entertaining compared to /cric/ for those people

whos the lesbian?

that's where all our secret shit is

call from an agent or friend for most. especially the nordics are just chilling and drinking beer. pekka rinne was drafted in the 7th round and was drinking at his cottage when he was drafted as a over-ager

Full of pedos and thieves

not sure which province is more irrelevant. yukon or nunavut

lel

Yukon just produced cozens lel

nunavut is like the most irrelevant area in north america

pretty much greenland 2.0. both areas were discovered by the vikings, and neither had much of value.

fucking Nunavut, Yukon is a much more interesting place to go

eskimos

those are territories

Yukon at least has gold, and has produced a few hockey players. Nunavut, not so much

Didn’t tootoo come from there?

he came from Northern Manitoba, but close

Has anyone come from nunavut then?

>Finn
Fug :DDDD

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they couldn't tell you if they did
all sworn to secrecy

i don't think anyone even lives there

JOOOONAAAAS DOOOONSKOOOOOI

>that Subban farewell video
what a fuckin diva

just what they want you to think

welp. I guess habs won the trade in the end. that nig is a locker room cancer

i had a dream that i was getting chased by a tank that was the size of a 4 story building while i was running around in some open field with trees and a broken down medieval castle. shit was so bizarre

sounds like some of the shit they're keeping in nunavut

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>some picks
No 1st round picks. Even though nucks have a shitty lottery chance. Benning loses biggly

JUSTIN FAULK TO WASHINGTON????

>Detroit drafts a tiny foward from Yekaterinburg in the 7th round
Pavel Datsyuk 2.0?

Had a dream the other night that I was about to fuck this girl I liked back in high school, but then one of my exes interrupted us and she left
Then the next dream I was in the same room as Gary

no

solid start for Xeattle

>Swedish-Serbian
lol sweden lol

henlo where r swiss?

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>FLAMES NEAL XD

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>he has dreams
plebe

how many nudes does Jackie have on that phone in front of her?

why does anyone watch this late into the draft? you've never heard of any of these guys and you could learn as much with 4 seconds of google searching

boredom

most of the guys are so irrelevant they wont even get an elc at any point and nobody will care that they arent good enough

hughes is a fucking twink. that habitus doesnt scream hockey player at all

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fuck your language bro

for me, it's jakob pelletier

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I prefer "Jakob Poutine"

happy bday to me.

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My #1 choice: hit or miss
#2: none

he cute desu

>the city of hoglander

>Matt duchene
>going to a desert

I'm sorry. we aren't all like this. hockey players just are fucking retards as they cant speak english even tho their born in the country with the best education in the world

>guy with my name has shit taste in music
as though

I love how it says
>(instrumental only!!)

>JVG

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Literally just jerked off

>go cuck for kokkonen
>laffs

Song Choice #1
youtube.com/watch?v=cmY2wf7T428

WHERE ARE THE TRADES

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toronno drafting lotta finns

>Puustinen
How much pussy do you guys think he gets

>ten picks left in draft
>only ONE (1) Slovak drafted
explain yourselves, Slovakians.

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at least one of them is bound not to bust right?
right?

wtf björnfot

this would be my walk out song at the draft
youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM

>drafting finns
enjoy never ever winning a cup again, tronna

>switzerland is saved

>Vladislav Firstov
More like Vladislav Secondov

i had high hopes for kokkonen but he seems kinda bulju-ish

Did anyone draft steve staios’ son yet?

>Drafting a player who plays in a midget league
WHAT THE FUCK MONTREAL

More like Vladislav lastov

Someone get me a cap of Prajesh with that autistic buck tooth kid in the background

Penguins get: 5 years of Mitch Marner

Laffs get: 4 years of pick #30/31

>Drafting a Swiss this late
It would have been funnier to not see any drafted at all

Are they pining for Desharnais already?

for me, it's yakkity sax

Underrated post

probably someone's nephew

their doing it for the lulz. guess its a protest as there are way too many rounds for this niche sport. just not enough talented players

come on someone draft an indian guy or something

so I guess Montreal won that Subban trade

Frens :)

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>Harvey-Pinard
BASED le ptit gars de chez nous

It's not even size. The guy is 6'6. It's the league caliber.
To put it in Finnish perspective, it would be like drafting a Jr. C player. Makes no fucking sense

yet another finnish fag who looks weird

Who drafted the huskie?

I know, it was a shitty attempt at a dad joke

Hasb

>nando eggenburger getting fucked once again

They did, they always have
Don’t tell that to the retarded cucks here though pksubbantracker.com

le hard shot man signed until he is 65 years old

Ah nice. Both isles and habs get their respective teammates. Dobson with bibeau and teasdale with harvey-pinard

Yeah thats actually pretty nice for both the team and the players

It's full of two things. Tundra, and high living costs.

>pksubbantracker.com
lol site not up to date

>flimflams got Wolf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sam wins stanleney cup?

steal

>flimflams got the American Carter Hart
Based

I noticed that a lot of busts were taken by not my favourite team I wonder why they did that

>Danil Antropov goes undrafted
>zero (0) Kazakhs drafted
Another shitty year for Kazakhstan, lads...

and thus, another season of nhl hockey officially ends

wolf could be a steal

Didn't get drafted guys
Give me one reason to not end it

Rate your draft lads

just killed all the weeds on my driveway with a vinegar+salt solution, total cost about $2.50
how does roundup sell anything?

AWOOOO

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>28 russians drafted
what the hell

They probably won’t update it because that would require admitting nashville lost that trade and subban is overrated shit

the shortest player of the entire draft got picked in the first round

tag bertuzzi went undrafted
red wings need to sign him

Did staios’s son go undrafted also?

KHL is free prospect development lad

yes

I wonder what happened to the Russian Factor

First rounds wasted on "offensive" defensemen who can't crack 0.5 ppg against little kids and a goalie magic bean, later round picks have the usual 0.1% chance of playing 20+ games in the NHL during their careers. Another year thrown away.

Players drafted per nation

Canada 69 plrs
USA 57 plrs
Russia 28 plrs
Sweden 26 plrs
Finland 22 plrs
Czech Rep. 7 plrs
Belarus 2 plrs
Denmark 2 plrs
Germany 1 plr
Latvia 1 plr
Slovakia 1 plr
Switzerland 1 plr

Canada wins again

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FUCK

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>czechia
embarrasing

ayy lmao

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why doesn't Norway an hockey?

But have you heard of the massive strides the US NTDP has taken? Would you like to have all the praise repeated again?

As if there was any doubt ever

they are not northern european

Canes-Capitals-???

Chase Priskie to Carolina, Faulk to ???, Capitals help by getting ???

No area in the country flat enough for a rink due to all the fjords, they have to ski and shit

L A S S I

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>likes how barzal plays
I think this kid could be a steal

they care too much about some niche winter olympic sports, most notably cross country skiing

>Avs
Happy with Byram, Newhook and Helleson. I don't know what in the ever-living fuck were they thinking with Stienburg. Later picks are crapshoot, as always. All in all, thanks Ottawa.

I enjoy mine with mango

>It’s official now. $81.5M salary cap. Salary floor is $60.2M

>hasb
Pretty good desu. Wish Bergevin would have gone for more Finnish bulls but im we stacked up on D and that was the smart move

they only care about skiing. holiday activities is not a sport imo

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happy birthday

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83Mfags BTFO
Get fucked rich teams, the sunbelt is here to stay

>byf
>kuli
>myers
>morrow
>chiarot
>plonk
>niku
>stanley
>heinola
>beaulieau
How can one team have TOO MANY defensemen? Jets Stanley Cup. No doubt imo

slurpies

so vegas is in deep shit?

>wongs
two large defensemen, both a reach but thats ok
we got what we needed
7/10

Beaulieu is a lazy coke addict

>old and black
>overrated and overpaid
>leaving
>decent...but 5 or 6 guy
>literally what does he do
>outcast, bust
>f*nn
>too big for nu-nhl
>f*nn
>not good enough for buffa (LMAO)

you also forgot morrisey, but his problem is being a twink and getting heemed easily

I move to abolish the cap.

Proofs

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Basically, yes
It'll generally be a tight grip around cap teams too, as most expected the cap to settle around 82-83M
One of the best things about NA sports is the salary cap, especially the way the NHL handles it

i agree but i also disagree

twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1142547708693164032

twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1142547708693164032

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are you sure?

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>remove salary cap
>hasb become a dynasty again
>nhl has to create dozens of rules to nerf them again
>would be the end of sunbelt teams because Trevor from Tennessee doesn't even know where Canada is
Gary wouldn’t allow it

why are you using my name as a sunbelt hill billy example mate

>Poile says it basically came down to 4 teams for Subban. And it sounds like only NJ would take on the full contract.

Please change name

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He's a retard other players don't get along with. They undoubtedly know he's a media bitch

no i like it

literally the only good one on that list

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>remove salary cap
>everyone moves to midwestern teams for fat paychecks and affordable living
>""""storied"""" Least Coasters and """"socially relevant"""" Pacificucks cry as they slip to AHL-tier
gg no re

>fat paychecks and affordable living
>biggest cities would hand out the fattest pay checks, none of the players give a fuck about affordable living if they're making millions a year

>the biggest franchises are all bEST coasters
Cope worst coast

>remove salary cap
>WHA restarts
>Sam wins 3 more cups
>gary LOSES IT and Jews try to vanquish rivals again
Gg no re

>drinking tasty beer doing shit all
is this how winnichuggers feel 24/7?

Thought they drank listerine not tasty beer?

no they can't afford beer, they drink listerine

he cute

no they also feel more stabby

then suffer the consequences

Congrats on learning hockey Hans

who was phone?

>isles
decent. I give it a B- compared to last year. Bibeau and coskey are pretty good to take at least. maybe holmstrom is a good player worth passing on kayliev, suzuki and tomasino

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where is everyone? probably having sex i reckon.

So glad I don't have to look at or hear about that dirty fucking nigger PK anymore now that they shipped his spear chucking self out to New Jersey

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im here lad

>subban in NJ
>suddenly NBC puts on more devils games

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WHERE DID YOU COME FORM
WHERE DID YOU GO

>watching NBC
At least as a based Western Conference fan I only have to see Jew Jersey twice a year

>NHL UFA speaking period opens Sunday. Coveted free agent goalie Sergei Bobrovsky and winger Artemi Panarin will be in FLA to meet with the Panthers on Monday. FLA would like to sign both but need a goalie more than a forward so the priority may be Bob.

can you feel it

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and to nobodys surprise they go to florida

Byram seems like a nice prospect

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I can feel the Bruins taking out their frustration on you in a 7 game Stanley and your city burning to the ground

Can't disagree with those digits

This
WEST COAST BEST COAST
EAST COAST LEAST COAST

already forgot about that bust that was drafted first overall

For me it’s sticking less than circular objects up my ass

Ted on suicide watch

>tfw swedes and based CHL players from the Q and OHL

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Second*

So who's the next big Finnish bull we have to hype for next draft?

Me

>Finnish
>big
>bull
Lmao no

>tfw >hasb wins the lottery and draft Lafreniere first overall in Montreal

it'll be the penguins. fucking watch them miss the playoffs and get the 1st pick

>in exchange for their remaining picks, the Florida Panthers have traded stadiums with the New York Rangers

According to Halak and other SLovak players, collapse of USSR fucked Eastern European hockey. Hockey is an expensive sport and the only way so many guys ever got to play or even their start was because of the socialists sports policies

I wish jaro could return to >us. He liked it here a lot on LI

the >pongs already bought the Crosby draft, Gary won't let them get an other one

>draft literally just ended
>already talking about next years
It’s gonna be a long summer isn’t it

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Lambert

well shit we got only time to shitpost about the 1st of july and trades. we arent getting much so buckle up for endless bostonian spam of "muh trophies" and >laffs posting

at least let us savor the memes this draft like harley thomas

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He is rightfully Blues clay

and Hookers? I want to nunanut when I go there if you catch my drift

the >laffs will lose marner and the meltdown will be glorious

halak is such an underrated tendy regardless

>5 minutes after the last pick of [year] draft
>"Many scouts believe that [year+1]'s class is going to be the best entry draft since 2003. Back to you, Pierre."

You are truly a man of great culture

Leafs should really trade one of the core guys for a D that isn't garbage.

dont mind me he nearly bailed a series against the caps for the isles in 2015. that game 7 still makes me upset

Yeah, he's a career .916 in nearly 500 games. No goalie has ever had such a great career go unnoticed

>Lambert
>Finnish
He's as Canadian as it gets user

reminder montreal was carried by a god mode mike camalleri and jaro halak, came back against the caps down 3-1, and took down the >pongs, just to die to the flyers

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All those “songs” are NPC-tier

youtube.com/watch?v=uZ8HyDCsQas

If you listen closely you can hear Pierre cum his pants

My sister was an ER nurse in Iqalit for two years. She was paid like CA$230,000 a year to do this. She got so depressed she gained like 30 pounds and wouldn't sign an extension.

There are no trees. There are no grasses. There are no native animals and like 3-4 migratory bird species and the occasional lost polar bear (they have doggos and cats as pets, obviously).

What they do have a lot of is ice. All year round there's ice. Ice, snow, and gray rocks. During the winter (September - May) there's no way a ship can reach Iqalit and very few flights, so you basically cannot get supplies. As a result you order all of your groceries for the year in August and they give it to you in a shipping container. If you have a house they tend to just drop it in your yard.

Honestly it gets worse from there. I am a person completely unafraid of hostile environments, wide open skies, and cold weather (wintered over in Antarctica) and when I went to visit I decided I didn't like this place.

That team was stacked af

don't listen to him, Trevor is a cool name

>THIS IS A FRANCHISE GOALIE
>*posts list of goalies from america to go in first round and most are shite*
you best not be fooling us pierre. you still have a hate boner for carey price

If the internet's not shitty, sounds like heaven

Saddest day of my life

You simply have to have zero drive in any facet of your life to live there. Places like that are as depressing as it gets

>shorks

mike camalleri was the best jew in the NHL

t. Trevor

>If the internet's not shitty
It's still Canada.

Well, Canadian law requires them to maintain a trauma center and all of the provincial services and stuff...so there are a lot of people who are there for the two years you sign the contracts for who then move back to civilized places like Labrador.

eskimos eat seals raw. apparently they taste good

Skill of Montoya, durability of DiPietro

ive heard he has mike smith memetier puck handling ability too

youtube.com/watch?v=BxqYUbNR-c0

Is Nunavut really so bad it makes Labrador look civilized?

I do that. It's good

this doesn't look good.

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but what about the parasites

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nunavut is where justin keeps his reeducation centers for wh*tes

Just cure it with salt for a few days.

labrador is a bit isolated but so what. the further north you go the more fucked everything gets. in svalbard people regularly get killed by avalanches while they're inside their OWN HOMES. not like you'll see it in the pitch black darkness anyway.

imagine choosing to pay Bob all that money over Breadman

I Agree with it but i would replace Dion with Matthews. That fucker isn't worth the money he gets.

There are less painful things to imagine

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>mfw they'll take less to stay together and because of less taxes

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why is /hoc/ so obsessed with Canada lately

we really aren't that interesting

I mean it was a semi-joke. I've never lived in Labrador nor have I been there except on the way to somewhere else. But Nunavut is definitely not nearly as nice as Newfoundland.

But northern Canada being a shitty place shouldn't really be news to Canadians.

then that's not really the same. inuits don't cure anything, they just hunt it and eat it raw immediately

what are you hiding?

literal racism

n-nothing

>3 russians, a fin and a leaf
What Doug ment by all this?

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How so

>drunk
>high
>want nothing more than to get in a fight
LAINEATION. LOCK IN

For me, it's Khisamutdinov

meet me at the spike

I'm gonna go rip the quad around the neighborhood. Maybe next week

>durability of dipietro
fuck you milbury for that.

what is going on in Japan right now

whoms the stud of this draft?

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I don't know
Tyutyayev is a pretty based name too

Connor McMichael. Sounds like a future Art Ross winner

What the fuck is wrong with Holmstrom's chin

I figured out why the Oilers took Broberg

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Elongation of his face due a recessed jaw/face

twitter.com/Cole_NJD/status/1142574695235149824

REAL FINN HOURS

Datsyuk syndrome

>ville heinola lurking in the shadows

he cute

>everyone gets a proper headshot
>except the retard finn that went second

Kaako's too good to put himself on the same level as those busts user

>Subban
>Hallsy
>Hischier
>Huge
literally who can stop my debbies

Cory Schneider

>my debbies
I hate this meme

This Kaapo provided by Finnair™

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i think its fun

Does Hughes have FAS?

this divison is still gonna be the most exciting to watch

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to many finns have been drafted

All of them

i found food/slag poster lads

How did the Ducks draft this year? was it a good draft?

Arthur Kaliyev is in an NHL organization. Is he now, technically, a chad?

whats up leafs nation howd our draft go

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First 3 picks are good and the other 3 are shit

America

kirby has the best hockey name

>the Metro not being most exciting
>ever
Yeah that won't happen until the NHL blows it up.

im going to timmies you guys want anything?

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>almost 4 ppg average in Russia u18 league

Jesus christ he's tiny at 5'9 140 but still

brad morrison (forward on the kings ahl team) is an aspie, he was diagnosed when he was playing in the dub

i'm like 75% sure kaliyev is too

A pinay slave

wish i could post a pic of my midsummer setti's here

>hasb had 10 picks last draft and 10 picks this draft
future looks bright

business idea: instead of making the Metro a murderdome, Gary splits the NYC media market in half and puts Islanders/Devils in the Atlantic instead

1/3 NYC market in Atlantic, 2/3 in Metro

2/6 Original Six in Atlantic, 2/6 in Metro

extra shekels from NBCSN when playoffs roll around

i eat ass

I know you're boyfriend told me

Hot, wanna eat mine?

nigggggerrrrrrr

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I want to root for Kakko but he's a >rags. Im conflicted bros

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Why can't the rest of the NHL come up with original memes?

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/hoc/ is an /asseater/ general

go knights

some opening faceoff fights, to help pass the time

youtube.com/watch?v=AxCcROLFC6k

now that the dust has settled, were they goons?

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O'Reilly is too pure for this world

is he amish or something?

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As long as a single Tim Hortons remains standing, his soul will not be freed from this world

1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

serious question
how hard will Marner buttfuck the laffs?

yes

some hockey /heem/s

youtube.com/watch?v=Sly4IKcXlOY

$10M x 4 years

mobile.twitter.com/BoltProspects/status/1142546305975238657

I'd say this guy sums it up pretty well. We got a RHD, a goalie to plug the hole left by Ingram and Pasquale, and two big wingers. Ofc we also got a Russian, which means he's pretty much a guaranteed all-star 4 years down the line. Lastly, we now have an excuse to make Foote jokes for years to come.

He’ll fuck them harder than you fuck your macaco before you turn him into sopa

the good ol day
youtube.com/watch?v=8inMNlHGS9w

benning's on fire bros

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nashville won the trade
PK sucks

it's like people finally realized he's not the best defenseman in the league (and he's not even like top 30)

>Detroit in the WC

why is the khl such a low scoring league?

>being this new

you're not my son anymore

The big ice makes offense too hard so they just play soccer on ice

everyone is tired after flying 8 hours in a crammed soviet built plane just to play against some random siberian team

I'll take "things Sam's father said to him" when he found out he was a pickle kisser at the Spike, for $500 plz

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judging from the reactions of the trade i don't think most people have finally realised that yet

was looking for information about a university of michigan commit but i found an active anonymous michigan hockey mom drama forum instead

puck54.com/viewforum.php?f=6

holy kek

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>Sounds crazy, I know, but I’m a 43 yr old hockey mom of an 08 who desperately needs to marry a coach/dad for this crazy kid of mine. First, me (of course)....43, I look no older than 40, 5’1”, 225lbs of sexual vanilla thickness, 420 friendly, love to party, Keystone Light, slowly cutting back on my bipolar meds, divorced 5 times (looking for Mr right), and like long winter walks along the Rouge River. You.....must be an absolute stud, shredded like Fabio, funny like Dom Delouise (can not look like him), smart like an engineer or something, and be rich. I want to be pampered and taken care of. Believe me, you’ll be treated like a king!!! Now, my kid.....House hockey player, no goals, 1 assist, 264 penalty minutes this, his first season. I’ll be taking him to every 08 tryout in lower Michigan trying to find the Mr right for both of us. You’ll have to pick me up when you take me out on our first date to Ponderosa, my Cavaliers engine blew up.
23 x
wew lad

>House hockey player, no goals, 1 assist, 264 penalty minutes

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>5’1”, 225lbs of sexual vanilla thickness

ohnononono

this has to be a /hoc/er

>225lbs =102 kg
>5'1" = 155 cm
weeeeeeeew

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Sounds like a great fit for Edmonton

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Did the fans riot again?

>40+, 5x divorcee, single mom, mentally ill, on meds, loves to "party", broke, no car, lives near Detroit, obese, short
>But (you) need to be shredded, funny, rich, smart and a "stud" (presumably well hung)
Please tell me this is just some incel poster larping

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wew

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of course it is m8

Hate to say it but they're just better posters than we are

You have ten seconds to explain why 2021-22 isn’t OUR YEAR

p.s. there’s not going to be a lockout

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Why is a michigan hockey mom forum better than /hoc/?

It's the sunbelters in here that ruin everything, isn't it?

of course
the sunbelter ruins every thread, what else is he going to do with his time.

As much as I want the Vancouver Ameriswedes to win, Bettman will lock you out. Enjoy becoming the new Snes early 2000s

>rags

Kakko/10. The entire draft hinges on him, the rest is irrelevant if he lives up to hype

probably a nazi

im fucking bored lads

me too
thinking bout what vidya to play

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Alex Newhook based AF

seeing k*pshit in other threads is kind of depressing

im about to get on rocket league

>tfw keep accidentally closing /hoc/ and forgetting about it

based victoria boy

Because this guy's in charge

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How am I supposed to be feeling?

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Fuck the /cr*c/ket.

...

shit i guess, you retards actually took his entire contract

>win draft
>head scout retires

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Does Patrice still post? He should be happy to finally have a fellow nog on the team.

Them picking up Subban should really deflate all your hope from Hughes

>and now.... the winners of the 2019 NHL entry draft
>your VANCOUVER CANUCKS!

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threadly reminder that mike fisher is a huge gigantic faggot

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So who are the Devils going to have protect Hughes? Who's their tough guy?

bring scott stevens back from the dead

Think Kakko would have been better for the Devlols and Hughes for >rags

lads i think if >we can somehow offload the six gorillion this might be one of the best offseasons in awhile

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I have no idea why, but i feel like Hughes is going to have injury issues

devlels are still going to be shit, >rags should improve

>Marner $12x3

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that marchand tweet just keeps getting sweeter and sweeter

I feel it, too. I feel like it will be a make up for >us dodging Nolan Bustrick and lucking out on the Swiss twink. Alt

Will Jack Hughes be the greatest Jewish player in hockey history?

just joint smoked, lads

I had a massive blood blister in my mouth this afternoon. I’ve gotten minor ones plenty of times before, but never one like this. I don’t think I’ve ever looked at one before, but it was gross; about the size of a dime right on my left cheek. No pain, just felt really weird, but it was big enough to freak me the fuck out. It’s already healing, though. Sucked on a lot of ice cubes and a few saltwater gargles set me straight. Thank you for your continued support.

Roberto Luongo is

maybe the snes will do it just for the cap floor

Why does New Jersey love the Jews so much?

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good idea

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>8pm
>sun
weighing the pros and cons of suicide lads

youtube.com/watch?v=sbVPmBWJX2M

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Must stay alive to watch hockey

Of you kill yourself, the F*nns win.

They might have hokkei in hell.

post cute draft players

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bros...

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How will the ice freeze you fucking dumbass

>yfw Marleau will probably come back

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Cap be damned

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>yfw he doesn't, actually stays and plays with the 'Canes, and wins a cup before the Sharks do

>FOUR

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Does Carrie have an penis?

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The thinking is that Carolina will probably buy him out, and then he'll go back to play somewhere in California (not necessarily in San Jose) for less than a million per year.

>new aways might be >rags ripoffs

more like guaranteed to

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>not necessarily in San Jose
He already moved his family back and rumor has it the whole idea was so he can finish his career with the Sharks

>He already moved his family back
he never sold his house i san jose. means nothing

so long astoria is such a good song too desu

>No optimism whatsoever
>Cautiously pessimistic
You follow the Sharks too, don't you

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Marleau will only be asked to stick around if Williams decides to retire desu

IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN

can someone post the finnish kid who was drafted late in seventh round by the penguins? he's from my hometown and i want to find out if he's cute or not

>a-at least we beat vegas

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whos gonna be commissioner after gary? that fat bald guy with glasses?

Why would they trade for him just to buy him out?

I feel like I've just looked at my future

probably your mom

been cleaning up the mural lads. can't believe we lost the upper left corner to the anime fags

just imagine if gary was your mom
are you imagining it

looks finnish to me

>buustinen valtteri
wew

Who /NEET/ here?

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never forget

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maybe

me desu. getting kind of sick of it after two years.

fuck look how far we made it. they took it all the way back lundpads. fucking scripts

Part time neet here. I want to learn how to pilot helicopters

i wish she could see our debbies get their first black player

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who that

By a very small margin though . And the first pick was AMERICAN. Considering the dynamics in the last few years, you are a basketball country now.

whats the website called again i forget

viljean or vilgrean or whatever, one year wonder in the 90s

bryce salvador

Finland isn’t allowed on /hoc/ until the end of real pacific hours. RPH doesn’t even start for another 3.5 hours. So, Finland OUT

jungle (puck) bunny

your mom

Who dat

pixelzone.io

Salvador was unironically elite for that one season when the devlels memes their way to the finals. Did he kill himself or something?

no that's not him, he plays for saipa or ketterä idk which one but that shirt is kalpa's so it cant be him

almost to 450, need a new thread lads

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only updated as of the 3rd round

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perma injured

>the absolute republic of czech

>stanley """"""""""cup"""""""""""
>is actually a chalice
really made a thought in my head

>only 36.7%

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based, muscular, and elite Canada

COPE

vs 10 years ago 2009 draft

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how long until we observe the bustification of hughes

what was russia doing

probably never as the majority of first overall picks end up being high-level players for many years

>nick leddy was the highest drafted american that year
kek holy shit thats grim

Detroit is trying to become the swede wings again.

lol just the very next post

>alexandre daigle was the highest drafted canadian that one year
>GRIM

we're due for a daigle tier bust

yeah these things go up and down for whatever reason

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i think these days you just have too much guidance and development, teams would be kicking themselves if they didn't do everything possible to enhance their growth

>Yakupov

ok so his name is santeri airola can someone please post a picture of him now thx

>Yakupov 2.0

ok so her name is taylor swift can someone please post a picture of her now thx

no this is a safe for work board

there's a pic somewhere of Gary Bettman as a woman with FaceApp and she's actually pretty cute

yakupov didnt really have the same predraft hype as daigle. there are even stories that the soilers scouting department wanted to take ryan murray instead of yakupov, but katz overruled them.

there's a pic somewhere of Taylor Swift as a woman with FaceApp and she's actually pretty cute

He deserved it for being a fag

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drop everything now
meet me in the pouring rain
kiss me on the sidewalk
take away the paaaaaaain
cause i see sparks fly
whenever youuuu smiiiiiiiile

hit me with those green eyes baby
as the lights go dowwn
hit me something to remember
when i'm not aroooouuund
cause i see sparks fly
whenever youuuu smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile

Why doesn't Taylor ever write about brown eyes? I think she might be racist.

>Kaliyev fell so far because he's actually 20 years old
>been posing as his dead younger brother
>lot of scouts found out about it this weekend

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>russians even cheat by lying about their age
what a shithole country.

there was a player drafted today who has the exact same name as me. It is a pretty common first and last name so it's not that impressive but it still made me smile

This makes him an honorary dominican

That team was based

Because you’re a faggot Trevor

Are you named Kappo Kakko too?

there was a player drafted today that has the same birthdate as me but 10 years later

there was a player drafted today who's exactly as gay as me

damn, you got me

I've won as many Stanley Cups as everyone drafted today combined.

I've played as many NHL games as every prospect drafted today combined

there was a player

nolan footes dad won 2

that's pretty funny. Can you remember something you were doing at 10 years old? that would've been around the time he was born

i am that player

theres a good chance

next

Ok?

the absolute state of fucking boxing

this isnt funny, like at all

Someone's mad

Because they also got a 1st-round pick from Toronto out of it.