New York Mets @ Chicago Cubs Official Gamethread

>New York Mets
1. Jeff McNeil (L) 2B
2. Pete Alonso (R) 1B
3. J.D. Davis (R) LF
4. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
5. Michael Conforto (L) RF
6. Wilson Ramos (R) C
7. Amed Rosario (R) SS
8. Juan Lagares (R) CF
9. Zack Wheeler (L) P

>Chicago Cubs
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Javier Baez (R) SS
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Jason Heyward (L) RF
6. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
7. Victor Caratini (S) 1B
8. Jose Quintana (R) P
9. Addison Russell (R) 2B

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>cusb

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>scuba
kek lol oh no no no

Based Pete

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Can’t pitch from behind against a guy like that.

Go Cubs!

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Here we go again. Why do i root for this garbage team...

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>cusb

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I've had enough of these juiced ball rookie meme hitters

Pete is going to hit 95 home runs this year

Pay up Binny!

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>Wheeler throws 3 pitches
>Schwarber and Bryant both get hits
>Baez up
This is gonna be good.

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Fug

>THIRD BASE!

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the cubes are one of the main teams responsible for launch angle bullshit
alonso was hitting gigantic home runs in college

Don't blow this cubs.

They actually resisted it but had to use it because the shift was destroying them.

>sign bruce for 300 billion dollars
>finish under .500

>RISP

No one cares about your juiced rookie when your 10 games below .500. Meanwhile cubs actually find creative ways to score runs and don't rely on a meme ball park

>shittydelphia
Enjoying the freefall to the basement?

Brooce is slumping, but Jay Bruce (who you sold for peanuts) is hitting jacks left and right for us :)

Also it looks like the marlins will pass you soon in the standings. Sad!

>RISP

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>don't rely on a meme ball park
>walls are made of baseball-swallowing plants
>ridiculous wind patterns

Based mets announcers just called out the lifelongs LMAO

Most old stadiums have weird dimensions. I respected Shea, it was a fucking tough place to play in. Sad Mets had to go the way of the bandbox and sold whatever soul they had left

Citi Field isn't a bandbox lmao

Ramos should be hitting 9th. He’s awful. It’s a guaranteed out whenever he steps up

time for the cusb to get shellacked

Quintana getting umpballed
Electronic strike zone when?

My friend Amed!

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Umps hate the cubs :(

keep crying

"Launch angle" stuff isn't new at all. You can go back to the 1890s and find guys talking about it.

SQUIRREL

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>cusb
LMAO'ing at these chumps

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Baez clearly got him.

Not with any of those two replay angles on CW

Eat shit

He was out by a foot. You can see contact bend the glove.

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DEAL WITH IT.

UMPBALL

Only the Mets could have a .340 hitter just fall into their laps and immediately bring in 3 players to block him.

...Was corrected through the power of replay.

Guess I’ll just have to live with two more runs. Ya got me

only the cusb could trade eloy jimenez for jose quintana

Explain this non Mess fans.

Create Twitter and Facebook using 1890s technology.

>Mest

Almora uses the Heyward luck stat!

>Mest defense.

misplay by the squirrel
let's turn three here

It's hard to believe.

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>scuba

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Wheeler gets through the traffic
cubes still losing lol

imagine living in new york and not rooting for the most successful franchise in the history of north american sports what a sad existence that must be LOL

imagine rooting for the cusb

the TOODfather

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get Q out of there

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magic?

I've had enough of these juiced ball home runs.
Dejuice the balls, ban the shift.
Small ball is back.

Hello I would like to laugh at the cubs and chiraq

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Was excited to watch this game
>This game is fucking terrible

Ordinarily I'd just go back to bed but I've already spent almost 40 of the last 48 hours in bed.

>schwarbage

t. sucks off Barry Bonds

>Not watching the game in bed.

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Only the balls the Mets are hitting are juiced though. When the cubs are at bat they change the balls

>cuntana

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squirrel throws out baez!

Regular season champs have entered the thread

Shows the league is out to get the Cubs.
Must be because the owners are hardcore Trump supporters.

Thats actually a good way to rig games without anyone knowing

Too much bed!!

Please continue seething

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>SCHWARBER

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHHAA

L

Ahahahahaha

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kek

I don't have to. I'm well aware the dodgers are the better team right now, I still doubt they make it back to the WS this year though.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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lololol

Easy win for the Metsies

It looks like the team has given up today.
It was a Q start, the offense never delivers when Q starts.

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They'll just get destroyed in the World Series for a third straight year and cement themselves as the Buffalo Bills of Baseball

They dont make it as far this year imo.

>cubes fielding

They will and then they'll get destroyed again by the baby league.

Q sucks

Nice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Oh baby

Oh we can't have nice things.

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LMAO CUSB ARE GARBAGE

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You fags sure are arrogant. Regular season success doesn't always translate well.

LOL

WAY TO GO FATASS
GO CUSB GO!!!

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Bryce just murdered that baseball.

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This Mets season is lost but i enjoy watching the cubs get their asses spanked

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Your franchise is lost lol

>All these people ass blasted at the Cubs and need fume ITT.

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Don't worry, Cubs are pretty safe in the Central. I've watched brewers recently, can't hit for shit outside of Miller

This just means the odds of a position player pitching are high and we'll get to see them style on the Mets.
The best lead off pitcher in baseball is on the bench and can be called up at any moment to pitch a lock down inning.

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It's not like >we can hit for shit either. The reds could honestly end up taking the central if the cubs and brewers continue playing this way

>losing 9-0
>to the mest

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Look at the fairweather, look at him and laugh.

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lol of course you'd post a picture of a piece of clothing made after november 2016. nice new shirt bro

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>lifelong doesn't know it's an unwritten rule to take it easy on position player pitchers

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>cusb

>When threatened, the fairweather attacks the superior fanbase of a superior team

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at the beginning of the game the mets announcers made a comment about the sudden surge of cusb fans after winning the WS

>don't buy gear of your team winning a ws

>doesn't start liking "your" team until they win a ws

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>implying I haven't been watching for years already
I get there's a huge bandwagon, you kind of have to live with it just like the 2005 white sox bandwagon. You're just conflating the casual fans with all fans though.

>Taking Baez out for Descalso
I hope he isn't hurt.

Random, yet cathartic video
twitter.com/BsbLifestyle__/status/1142491261221425153

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>When threatened, the fairweather projects his own failings onto real fans.

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>Cubs finally pitch a scoreless inning
The triage was successful.

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Nothing better than watching the cusb getting obliterated by a basement team while i wait to see Cy Young winner Hyun-Jin Ryu pitch today.

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what the fuck cubbers

I really hate this satania poster

they didn't though

I know you tried to sound smart by using "conflate" instead of "combine", but it's an incorrect usage of the word. I caught you pretending to be smart, just like you've been caught not liking the cubs until 2016.

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oh go to hell asshole

>Umpballed while down by 9
They're merciless today

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this post aged wonderfully

Isn't scoring in every inning rarer than a perfect game?

Conflate literally means to combine to groups of people.

Based fatman putting lifelongs in their place

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>two
lmao fuck

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Remember that time Schwarber styled on Wacka?

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>doyers

It's fun as fuck watching these losers get fucked during all their day games because their greedy kike owner uses the park for all kinds of other evening events to line his pockets. That means less night games per a chicago city ordinance that limits evening events in venues in the city. Later tonight I'll be able to watch my Sox on their upswing while obviously the cubs window is closing during the daytime.

nope, obviously you didn't look at a dictionary before 2016 either.

the guy hits the ball 2/10 times he bats, why of all players are you using fatso to try and mitigate your humiliation?

Your wrong again, you can easily conflate two issues.

Amed!!! Another hit!

I love lifelongs man, endless material.

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LOL i wish this was a reel post, but that guy obviously left the thread already.

>a typo
You're really reaching

at least you're trying

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>reel

>Needing to challenge to overturn umpball.
>Again.
At least we finally have a clean inning

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Reminder that BAJP original trip was permabanned because he is a /pol/ shitposter and that he's currently ban evading by posting here still.

Time for the counter-attack

it was an obvious joke, just like it's obvious your team isn't winning the NLC this year or a WS for another 100

I served my time, isn't discussing bans an offense you can be banned for? We might need to report this lifelong boystown boy.

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NUMBERS ON THE BOARDS

Caratini grounds into a double play, but Contreras scores!
1-10

At least we got something out of it.

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>bases loaded
>0 outs
>only manage to score 1 run
LMAO

>Perma ban
>Serving time
That means you just admitted you're ban evading. Also announcing reports is a bannable offense, so enjoy your next forced vacation until you ban evade again.

I'm not evading anything, it wasn't a perma.

Back to baseball discussion, why are the cubs burning pitchers on a hopeless game? Maddon should have made Q endure all 9 innings for his failure.

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cubbies running this thread

gotta give guys innings - espeically unproven pitchers like Wick and Ryan, and strugglers like Brach
Joe can always reach into the minors for reinforcements if the pen as a whole is spent

It's not nice to lie to everyone like that BJ. Nobody likes ban evaders who lie.

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT
Mow'em down Caratini

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Caratini breaking out the curve...

>cusb

1-2-3 by Victor with a spectacular defensive play at the end!

And he cuts his ERA in half with that performance.

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...and a nice play to get the out at 1st and end the inning

we should let Carrot pitch more often

I havn't said the N-word with a "hard R" since I had my long ban 2 years ago. Well, except for the times I was quoting Tim Anderson.

So? You're still evading a perma ban. It doesn't matter if you don't murder a new person if you're supposed to be serving time for the first murder.
Stop ban evading.

It wasn't a perma, retard. Man you're fucking mad you're going to be tied with both STL and MIL by 9pm tomorrow.

Yes it was, stop getting butthurt that you're getting called out for being a ban evader. You're borrowed time fatty.

Thanks, Jayward

HEYWARD LUCKS STAT PROCS AND HE SCORES ON A WILD PITCH
2-10

Never give in.

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you’re fat

Innings exist, but do Outings exist?

that was an ugly last strike...gg, see y'all on the morrow

mets WIN

Crappy outing, but ends on a sorta high note with the Cubs scoring and Caratini shutting down the Mets in the 9th with a highlight reel defensive play off the mound.

Looking to split the series tomorrow.

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I'm glad the Mets and Theo Epstein ruined your day and you're trying to cope by hoping something bad will happen to me. Some internet fatguy is living rent free(lots of space) in your head, and actually putting you in a pissy bitch feminine mood in your real life. Just think about that.

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Stay furious you've been exposed as a ban evader so everyone is aware of it.
Especially the fact you admitted to your /pol/ shitposting too. >I havn't said the N-word with a "hard R"
LOL, pussy.

you’re a worthless fat nigger

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING