What team does your girlfriend support lads?

Who's her favourite footballer?

Kevin GroBkreutz

No idea

She used to like Podolski back in 2016, but from the current squad no idea

haha never asked her

she supports MY DICK FC hahahahahahahahhhhahahahahahiwanttokmshahahahahahahaah

It didn't work like that. Until like the early 20th century usually the families negotiated marriages. Farmers especially pretty much sold off their daughters at cattle markets and often strategically to gain land close to their farms.

She supports the team I support because I’m an alpha

based

Based chauvinist

>girlfriend
Oh yeah hehe, no

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She's a millonarios bandwagoner
>tfw she's taller and whiter than me
>tfw she just pulled pic related on me

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I'm just stating sociohistorical facts. In clise-knit communities and with people often not moving much farther than the next town over getting married and starting a family was pretty much guaranteed. All a young man had to do was have a steady income, a good reputation and go to church.

He still managed to find someone who was willing to spend time around him, have sex with him, support his efforts etc.

Why no girlfriend, Chile bro?

My gf doesn’t care about sports so I guess by default she cheers for every team that I do. Is that based or cringe?

My gf likes instagram, netflix, taylor swift and mcdonalds

most of your ancestors have no living descendants.
also half of my family, including i, am autistic.

Eh, women didn't have much say in it. Marital duties were just that: duties.
It all comes down to family and societal pressure.

FC Chad

Is your dad autistic?

Knausgaard makes it seem like finding a cute Norwegian girlfriend is easy.

She used to support user FC but she burned all the bridges with the club after the management refused to invest into internal growth for several seasons.

>most of your ancestors have no living descendants
Jan I....

Chad Athletic as it turned out.

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She's a keeper

>Implying I have a

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Is she now supporting a team from a higher division?

>dating a basic white girl

After two glorious seasons at user FC, she has decided to take her talents to South Beach. Fucking slut

Generally France NT but was also rooting for Senegal during the WC for some reason lol. I guess because they were likeable underdogs and stuff.

My gf, my team, she knows her place.

hahaha

I'm sure she's just honing her ball handling skills and technique and will eventually return to user FC to lead them to glory.

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Blackbull Rovers

6'3 FC

>falling for vaginal jew

Remember lads, if she's cute/good looking she probably has horrid personality.

Where the fuck do you think you are

she single?

I'm too autistic to get one

>you will never lie beside her on the bed in the summertime after a day spent outdoors and see the sun setting slowly behind smiling face which is resting on the back of her hand
>you will never visit her family for the first time and have her stand in the kitchen doorway smiling in contentment as she looks over at you talking with her mother and father while stroking her pet dog who has taken an instant liking to you
>you will never run back to your apartment together through heavy rain which has suddenly started falling and have her be unable to stop herself from laughing as you try to find the front door key
>you will never have her disarm you and relieve your frustrated anger when you arrive home from work and hostile and lie on the sofa quietly with your head in her lap while she strokes her fingertip down the side of your face
>you will never be loved
>you will never be wanted
>you will never be her first choice
>you will never be described as her "other half"
>you will never drive through a rural region singing along to music that you both listened to during your angsty emo-phase teens
>you will never have her tell you things that she hasn't felt close enough to anybody else to tell about and express her gentle gratitude for taking the time getting to know her
>you will never kiss a girl
>you will never receive a random hug in the kitchen of your shared apartment by your girlfriend who is wearing pyjama shorts, socks and a baggy tshirts of yours that she likes to borrow
>you will never make her proud
>you will never earn her respect and admiration

Sports for this feel bros?

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The raiders. I fucking hate that beaner team.

>supporting hoofball teams

You're better off alone mate.

I’m not sure user FC has the funds or facilities to compete with big money clubs such as Chad FC or Atleticio de Tyrone. It seems user FC is doomed to be a feeder.

user FC's scouting network is unable to procure any information on her current affiliations. During her exit interview she did imply that she wants to stay away from football for a while and focus on personal growth.

She used to yell CALVO HIJUEPUTA at the tv during James' stint at Real

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Why not just overcome it then?

Hmmm, seems suspicious. She'll probably take on some short-term contracts with foreign teams for a while. Let's hope it's just a loan move brah.

She's most likely getting some bonus money for scoring in international matches.

Probably, user FC management is just sad because she was one of the non-bandwagoning breed, but their bad decisions and tactical frigidity caused the team's gameplay to become dull and boring, which ultimately led to her canceling her season ticket.

pompey

bowls

>all these incels ITT
wtf I thought Yea Forums was a CHAD board?

Chads are at work right now

We're actually lesbian femcels, just so you know.

chads don't work on saturdays

is she a berber hottie?

You depressing fucks should seriously consider hitting the gym and/or black girls

By "at work" do you mean pounding pussy?

Just fucking download Tinder and Bumble. Lower your standards a bit and you’ll get laid within a week.

Hitting the gym won't fixed my messed up face, my receding hairline at 24, and my inability to hold anyone's interest

>incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel
>have sex incel have sex incel have sex incel
what happened to this board? where do you faggots come from?

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Struck a nerve, huh incel?

>My best friend gf unironically supports Liverpool, while of course she's born in France and never lived out there.
Based

This but I'm American so it's the Chad City Spitroasters

Of course
What do you think Chads do?

Tried
Failed

>weebposters are self-conscious virgins
Way to live up to the stereotypes, mapuchin

Yes, if you are good a something never do it for free.

I still can’t believe I actually had a girlfriend once, bros

How long ago?

>gf

Wouldn't know. I'm not even close to being a Brad.

Based

My gf's bull plays for the Falcons so probably them

Colombia, but its getting to the point where I can't even sit and watch Copa America with her without bragging how great her team is.

>when you realize there is no sport that will distract you from longing for romantic companionship

;_;

Never had a gf
Never will

Absolutely based

My girlfriend is from St Louis so she only likes luckswing and now pretends to like hockey. Trying to get her to support based Sporting now that she lives in Kansas City. Wish me luck doods ;__;

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s-sauce

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You're missing out, imagine all the work you could be doing to support an emotional mess just so it would let you stick your dick in her.

How many times have you had sex with her, do you estimate?

Not trying to be crude, just curious as to how many times is normal for a romantic couple.

I've never had sex personally.

Who wants to tell him?

Are you that Chile bro that always post Chinese cartoon porn?

When I have a girlfriend we Fuck every time we see each other. Anywhere from 2-4 times a week

no, that would be me

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>willing
lol

Unfortunately because of our jobs, not as much as relationships before her. On average probably 4 times a week. When I was younger and dated fresh out of college roasties, I would have sex with them nearly everyday sometimes twice a day ;__;

Based. Post some more sauce.

This is so sad to read. As a shy, virgin, nervous guy I have literally no chance in the dating world.

Not him, but for us it was almost daily for the first 4-5 months, then it reduced to like 4 times a week

Now it varies a lot, sometimes just once a week, but sometimes will still have weeks where we do it 5-6 times, on average 3-4 times

As for how many times I had sex with her in total, must definitely be over thousand times at this point (we're together 4 years come October)....

>haha I fucked a girl I'm so cool
Even I can do that. You are not cool or special for doing it.

she doesn't follow sports so it's whichever ones i do :)

Are you at lease average looking? A lot of girls are spergs too, user. Shy girls can be qt too. If it’s not your personality to go out to loud bars/pubs with obnoxiously drunk girls, don’t go looking there.

>whiteknighting virgins

Philadelphia Union

Are you at all desirable? As long as you're not hella ugly or fat or short or poor you've always got a chance. I'm lucky, despite being a sperg with girls I'm 5'10", like 6/10 and fit, with a decent paying and interesting job. There's a few chicks who have liked me despite my incompetence at flirting or carrying on a convo. Although I've cocked up with all of them

>Nooooo there are virgin losers on Yea Forums how could this happen

From 21 - 24 I was pretty good-looking, though I am a manlet at 5'9 so never had wide appeal. Now I still look young for my age, but have lost whatever natural appeal I used to have. I'm also a huge downer and very boring, so I don't have much to offer on that front. Ideally I would like to meet a shy, humble girl who is willing to get to know me and doesn't expect an intense, fast-moving life.

>this is our site normies get out reeeeee
cringe

I used to be funnier and more enthusiastic about life, but these past two years especially have drained me of my energy and positivity (but also drained me of my anger issues and bad traits like that). I feel like a 30-year-old boomer, but I look like a person in his late teens and act like a socially anxious virgin. Had a stutter and general voice problems throughout my teens and early 20s, and I still can't raise my voice or act confident, assertive around people (which I know girls love).

Yes, you do
You wouldn't believe what kind of guys I know that have gfs

Depending on how you look and/or your wealth status, you may have to lower your standards though in terms of attractiveness in girls
You probably won't date the 7+s, but there's lots of 4s, 5s and even 6s who are also shy and lack confidence (for girls it tends to be even worse than for guys)

I can promise you that somewhere in your town there is a girl RIGHT NOW who's just waiting to meet someone like you
I can literally guarantee you that.

>he evaluates others based on if they've fucked a girl before
yikes

How can someone be so damn naive?

>no I'm not a virgin, you guise
LOL

>I can promise you that somewhere in your town there is a girl RIGHT NOW who's just waiting to meet someone like you

or let's say your general area if you live in some small village or small town

What exactly was naive about my post?

>imagining her soft wet lips lightly touching your cheek
>imagining her smile and surprised laughter at something humorous you said
>imagining her combing her dark hair after a shower and smiling at me in the mirror
>imagining lying in bed and watching her get up and put on my shirt which is baggy on her
>imagining her falling asleep on my shoulder with my arm around her
>imagining her laughing and then quietly saying "I love you, you know that?"
>imagining her blushing and suppressing a smile when I tell her that she looks beautiful
>imagining her hugging me around the waist and pressing her body against mine
>imagining her being at the stage where I'm comfortable with the idea that she isn't about to leave me for someone better
>imagining walking through her hometown and talking about her childhood
>imagining her trying on clothes in the living room while I'm watching an international football match which I'm not really that invested in
>imagining her cooking food for us both and doing my best to show my appreciation to her for that

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We have more female than male ancestors. That tells you a lot about how things normally work.

It sounds like a lot of you are going to have to change your lifestyles to attract a gf. They ALL want excitement. No girl wants to watch you play videogames all day.

I used to be a total Chad but when I got older and lost interest in loud bars and getting hammered, I hit a wall with women and went through a sex slump. Ironically, some of the more niche stuff that I enjoyed was also niche stuff some girls liked too; serial killer documentaries, unsolved mysteries, cerebral films, etc. I hardly ever go to bars/clubs anymore because it’s not my scene. I met my latest girlfriend at a small theatre during a film festival. She’s very interesting and great to talk to. She’s very qt, but not a giant titted airhead like the girls I used to peg in college. I’m much happier now tbqh.

>You probably won't date the 7+s, but there's lots of 4s, 5s and even 6s who are also shy and lack confidence (for girls it tends to be even worse than for guys)

Lmao idiot, maybe in the 90s
A shy 4/10 can date up several point and get 100 matches a day on tinder

How the FUCK do you meet a girl at a small film festival?

>shower and get dressed
>travel to the small cinema theatre alone
>walk in and there are people there
>movie begins in 10 minutes
>buy a ticket and enter the cinema
>find a seat early and have spaces on either side
>people enter and leave a space between you and them
>movie ends
>get up and walk out
>some people are standing around talking in small closed groups
>a lot of people leave

What the fuck do you do at this point to talk to a girl in a way that isn't creepy or intrusive?

How old are you and when do Americans "lose interest" in going to bars?

Don't you guys only start at 21 with going to bars?
Over here, where the drinking age is 18, you will still see lots of people in their 30s in bars (less so in clubs/discos tho)

Divegrass: Valencia, which could be worse.
NFL: NE goddamm Patriots, an awful disgrace I only forgive (and barely) because I like her or something
MLB: Cards, I'm ok with this

>All a young man had to do was have a steady income, a good reputation and go to church.
So same as now but no need to go to church?

anal

It's harder to have a steady income today. You should know, Jose.

My gf has no interest in any sports at all. I suggested we go to a local minor league baseball game and she said she almost threw up and then started laughing saying she would rather kill herself

>tinder

Dude, tinder does not represent the average population.

And yes, lots (if not most) girls have confidence issues. You guys seem to be angry because you feel like women are somehow these powerful creatures who vicitimize you by not choosing you, when in fact there's lost of nice, shy girls out there who you probably overlook because you only have eyes for pimped up thots

She unironically loves Baker Mayfield and the Browns. She thinks Baker is hot and that I look like him.

There's no girl in my town, county, region, or state who would be interested in me
I've seen plenty of men who lived their whole lives without female interest
I've seen my future

I still go to bars, but the loud bars with obnoxiously drunk people playing rap music get old. Other countries would consider that a disco/club. I stopped going to those type of bars at like 25. Now I go to more dive bar style of bars which I guess would be akin to a neighborhood pub.

Just put her in the trunk and take her anyway

This. Women are basically children who need constant attention. If you're not committed enough to have one, it's better to just stick on vidya.

Naw I'd rather just go with my friends and then she can do her own thing with hers. I don't give a shit about the fashion shows and museum/art galleries she goes to so I guess it's fair that she doesn't care about my hobbies

Where are these nice shy girls?
I went to a local church event for young adults which is about the only place people on their 20s converge around here and everyone there was already married
Couldn't even make friends because every guy only talked about married life
It was a hellish experience

Oh okay then
What you call "dive bar style of bar" we just call bar, that's like the standard bar over here

Yeah, I never really liked clubs/discos, pretty much stopped going there at 20 apart from the occasional visit when in Spain

>that user who spends hours each day staring expressionlessly at a computer screen in his room, experiencing no genuine emotions except sadness and regret, distracting himself as best he can from the disappointing nature of his existence largely because of his own poor decisions and inability to overcome social and psychological issues which have left him a virgin in his late twenties with no romantic experience and no romantic prospects, his mind dimly imagining at all times of a parallel life he could be living at that very moment, one in which he is loved and expresses his love in return, in which he laughs and jokes with his girlfriend, one in which he lies in bed at night smiling in contentment with his arms around a girl who presses her warm body against his, instead of lying, as he always has and always will, in utter isolation, occasionally masturbating but more often simply staring ahead with weary eyes as another day draws to an uneventful close

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every girl that isn't ass ugly has dudes hitting hitting her up. It's 2019, any girl with a instagram is getting asked out regularly.

Germanbro is spot on. I seethe when I see some of the people with gfs, if you're willing to try you've always got a chance. And I've seen first hand the fact that good, shy, or desperate girls are out there, if very hard to find. My cousin is a good Catholic girl, inoffensive and plain. Never been on a date (she's 23). I guarantee any nice guy could snag her.

>Dude, tinder does not represent the average population.
Boomer

I'm too shit at vidya
I have nothing but this place

And why aren't you one of those guys who ask one of those girls out?

D A L L A S
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I support Everton, so I don't have a girlfriend.

I don't have an instagram because I don't have anything to put on it, and it would be a bit strange to have an instagram for just asking out girls. Additionally, I'm probably average in looks so I don't see it working out. Tinder didn't work out, so I doubt that instagram would.

This
My sister is pretty plain looking but says she's constantly hit on
She'll probably end up with some religious Chad

Because how am I supposed to compete?
I offer nothing

>my girlfriend? why the Houston Astros of course

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Look, I don't know where you live
It may be hard if you live in some small ass small town in the middle of bumfuck Nebraska, Alaska or Montana or South-West-North Dakota or whatever other borderline uninhabited states you guys have over there.

In that case you may want to consider moving to a big(ger) city or look for girls in the neighboring towns.
But wherever there are, let's say, at least 1000 females in the 18-30 demographic, there will be a girl for you among those.

Tough luck,
W A S H I N G T O N
D
C

But do you really want a gf so much? If so, then you have to make a lot of efforts to get it.. If not then just keep shitposting on /espee/

You're talking out of your ass
Someone's got to be the undesirable
I found that out when the obese girls in high school mocked me for asking them out

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Can't you quite literally buy one muhammanon?

I have tried
But gotten nowhere
Not trying in life would have gotten me to the same place I am now so what was the point?

you lads reckon I can find a gf at a MMA gym

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I like the PackGODS but she’s a burrs fan

The only thing more cringe than being a whiny virgin is being a virgin that does mental gymnastics routines to try and convince himself than being a virgin was his choice

Glad none of you bros are like that

Bahia.
I support Vitória.

Well, it seems like you have already given up

Enjoy, the single life then I guess

Maybe that can cheer you up:
edition.cnn.com/2018/01/05/health/single-people-partner/index.html

She's not into football, but she supports Galatasaray (she's Turkish)

Does she has choke sex with Matt Ryan?

She supports Big Black Cocks

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The seattle seahawks

They look exactly how I expected them to look.

I'm not seeing the benefits from being single
It's not like I have anything else in my life
No friends
Shit career
Tons of debt
I used to think that if I focused on myself things would work out but they never did

Study something useful (as in actually useful, not 80% of college shit) and you'll have a decent income

How old are you?

Maybe it's just time for a restart of your life?
Move to a new place, get a different job and basically start from scratch.

>I am now so what was the point?
And that's the way it works, lad. For some people it's easier and for others it's harder. That's why I asked you how much you care, because you'll have to give up a lot of things just to get a gf. Idk about your situation, but I haven't found anyone who can't get a gf, of course the efforts vary from person to person.

So basically, I repeat it to you, if you want it so much, you just have to keep trying. I know it's hard, but that's life. It's just suffering with some flashes of happiness. Only the most favored, enjoy life to the fullest.

I had multiple 5/10 girls ask me to prom but why would I waste time on women I'll never love? Volcel is a thing, Pablo

Being single does allow you to live however you want. You can whatever niche retarded interests you like and pursue them as much as you like. If you want a gf, get in shape and get out there. Start doing hobbies and shit. You won't meet anyone sitting inside.
just kidding, it's over, may as well kys.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll be a wizard in about a year
I've got no money to move and even if I did where would I even go?
All of my family lives here and they're really the only reason I haven't killed myself yet

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You seem to have a lot more problems than just finding a gf desu

30 is absolutely not too old to start over btw, but I don't know how to help you, over here you could just study something useful, but I know how much fucking money it costs in the US

maybe just vote for Bernie next year and hope he'll make US universities free afterwards

Stop feeding people this bullshit
If there are flashes of happiness then where has mine been?

What job are you working? You should try getting a real job.

I do have more problems than not having a gf
But not having a gf feels worse when you have don't have anything else in life

I went to college btw
And I have a degree in math
I've tried taking courses in things outside of it too but again got nowhere

>If there are flashes of happiness then where has mine been?
You have to make your own happiness, like with a hobby or something. If you cannot enjoy anything, then you might as well kys, if you are not able to enjoy anything, then you are just an empty shell, life is not for you, so the best result for you is death, you will never achieve happiness. Happiness will not come knocking at your door.

>getting a math degree
why, dearest user

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She supports the team where I suck her toes on the regular

>degree in math

Couldn't you maybe get into banking with that?
Lots of banking is based on mathematical models and analysis.

I'm probably gonna have to commit
But right now if my mom didn't die from grief she would end up in a psych ward
Maybe once my sisters have families of their own it will distract her and my family won't destroy itself but I can't right now