My dad can beat up your dad

my dad can beat up your dad

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my mom can sit on your mom's face

My cock is much bigger than yours.

my dad is dead

ahaha..yeah..i guess..its easy to beat up a corpse ahaha....

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I could buy your whole family.

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Is that AUS dollars? Big yikes if so

Nah it's fucking Botswana dollars, you fat fucking imbecile.

I wish mine was as well.

What's that get you, then? A pint of milk?

Yeah and I can buy your mother for a whole year with the change.

My dad is richer than yours.

I highly doubt it, he's dead you prick.

>Leaving money in bank account instead of investing
OH NONONONO

it's like you want to lose money

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My dad once chased a referee with an axe mid-game after he gave him an unwarranted red card. Needless to say he has a lifetime ban from playing for any football team.

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hoes mad

>He only has one bank account

What's it like being a poorcunt?

I can beat up you and your faggot dad.

my dad would shag your dad

your dad sucked my dads dick, how's it feel to have a gay dad hahahahhahaah

Prolly. My dad’s in his 70s, has two replacement hips, plays golf, and used to be a hippie. Kicking his ass wouldn’t be much of an accomplishment 2bqhfam.

I don't know who my dad is but you're probably right.

Tyrone?

Dad?