/hoc/ edition
WAS: Alex Smith plans to play football again
FA: PI replay finalized, only approved for 2019
CHI: Tarik Cohen doesn't expect his role to change
NE: NFL: 'No update' on Josh Gordon's status
NO: Report: Saints, Thomas not close on extension
WAS: Redskins expect LT Trent Williams at camp
SEA: Prosise could be 'odd man out' in backfield
DET: Stafford played through broken bones in back
OAK: Clelin Ferrell officially signs rookie deal
ATL: Report: Falcons expect Julio deal before camp
Other urls found in this thread:
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
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footballoutsiders.com
archive.4plebs.org
nfl.com
twitter.com
Thats a lot of 2's
Hide the thread, He's coming!
If you had to draft one player to your nfl team, would you choose kaapo kakko or jack hughes?
Chekt
Ovi
What do these 2s tell us?
Every team that finished second in their division last year will now win the division.
>yfw the Vikings win the Superb Owl
>mistress T
Why is this whole website obsessed with her?
Embarrassing
Reminder that I was right and the Bears will win da owl
Getbrady keeps spamming her
Chargers
Patriots
Colts
Steelers
Chiefs
Browns
Rams
Bears
Panthers
Eagles
Falcons
Packers
Are all tripfags cucks?
Is /nfl/ into this genre?
Is that even a question
Just the Turk and get brady as far as I know, fuck oldgay but he, of course, posted a meme in response and meandbradysknee grouped in him somehow. Its like a fucking soap opera of autism
Even Carrmageddon? I kinda like that guy.
The NFL is utter shit.
got some doubts about rams and bears being the top seeds. both teams are set to take a step back
Delete
So is your country
You'd like him if he took his trip off too. The only poster in the wide history of Yea Forums that ever deserved to post with a trip on is Scooby
Scarletism is okay because he is more computer than man
I miss Smeth bros
not paying cousins was the only good thing bruce allen has ever done.
he will play this season.
the game clock will be run down or stopped at appropriate times.
timeouts will be taken.
turnovers will not occur.
playbooks will be read.
eight yard passes will be completed.
the NFC East is about to learn the true meaning of the word "elite".
Trip on fatso
I miss Smeth. I hope he knows the real nannerfags are sorry for what the team did to him.
>gets replaced by black qb in sf.
>gets replaced by black qb in kc.
>gets replaced by black qb in was.
is this god's way of a cruel joke?
>you now remember Kurt Coupons kneeling instead of spiking the ball at the end of the half in Philly
>84 million burgers
Fuck off Cuck Gay
at least they won that game.
tress way is the best punter in football desu family desu.
Don't forget the time Harbaugh actively tried to replace him with an injured Peyton Manning or the time where he had to take a paycut to even be allowed to compete for his job against Shaun Hill.
Hekker > The Aussie on the Seahawks > Cam Johnston > everyone else
The Wild won the draft and the story of the draft
cringe.
How so?
OFFICIAL BASED POSTERS LIST
1. SCARLETISM
2. POLICE12
3. GERMAN BEARS POSTER
4. JAPANESE CUTLER POSTER
5. BILLS OWL 2020 POSTER
These are the only 5. If you are not on this list, you are cringe, and need to report to the Cringe Department's Yikes Office in room 344.
berds
Worst team in the NFC
what qb do they take next year
and Old Bay was never seen again
It's just God's way of teaching those fanbases that it can always get worse.
>giants exist
Daniel Jones actually looks promising
I need an invite to BBs discord
fucking based edition
Autism
>shorks
Laughinggirls.jpg
Do you think it's funny to bully the Sharks? Do you think that there is anything you can say that we don't already know? Fuck you, you unfunny faggot piece of shit.
">best punter"
>webm isnt a punt
what did he mean by this
>someone else reposted my OC
I feel so loved
>his punter cannot throw a 30-yard+ dime.
>his punter probably had a touchback last year too.
>shorks
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
Colts
based and redpilled
>WAS: Alex Smith plans to play football again
based
bullshit, 49er fans fucking hated him until he was traded. nanner fans are the dumbest fanbase in the NFL
It doesn't mean we don't feel bad. We were wrong and are very sorry.
>Aaron Rodgers and Matt LaFleur already arguing over the offense
This team is so fucked. They should have unloaded Rodgers when they had the chance
yes, yes you were
>josh gordon got a ring before AB, OBJ and reddit Fitzgerald
Baste
they double down on the black running qb meme annd take tua
Can’t believe I was ever hyped for Prosise. What a bust.
he'll be there for his second one this season
tua is neither black nor a running qb
tua can actually throw a ball and is not as much of an oline baby that murray is.
Sad.
>implying anyone ever had expectations for an injury prone rbp
Pete is that you
factually incorrect
>"Aaron and I have had some good talks, and we're going to have to talk a lot more -- and one thing we have to work through is the audible thing," LaFleur explained. "We're running a system I first picked up while working with Kyle (Shanahan) in Houston a decade ago, and we've never really had a quarterback who's had complete freedom to change plays at the line, because that's not really the way the offense is set up. But, I mean, this is Aaron Rodgers. He's had a lot of freedom to make those calls, and deservedly so. Now, how do we reconcile that, and get to a place where we put him in the best position to succeed?"
>"(I won't call) checks just to call checks," the quarterback said. "Look, you know the offense is great. And you scheme people up and you have formations and motions, and it should be fantastic. But if we need a little something, it's 'cause we need it.
>"Any check I've ever made is about getting us in a best-play scenario. So when it comes to that, if we need that, I'm sure he'll be happy when it looks the right way."
move on people, its literally nothing
Madden 20 or 21?
>Doesn't forsee this becoming an issue of control mid season.
Sure thing.
That sounds exactly like the problem he had McCarthy.
>b-but it WILL be a problem later!
try harder
the problem with mccarthy was his play calling sucked and the offense was bland and predictable to begin with. checking out of plays is something literally every elite quarterback does because they can adjust to what the defense shows
Your diva qb is going to cause you to lose the division to the Bears. Pray for a WC spot cheesecuck.
seethe harder about the only franchise QB in the division
have the other nfcn teams even had a HOF qb? pretty embarrassing
>past his prime injury prone locker room cancer
Rodgers has had a great career, but I'd rather have Titty Kisser at this point.
>looks promising
>before training camp
whatever you say man
rodgers literally had better stats than trubisky last year with worse weapons and a knee fracture
bet you rather have le elite gm that traded up to grab him over mahomes and watson too
I updated this a while back but haven't had time to post.
It's amazing how little that team won before brady/belichik
Will he live up to the hype?
Cringe
I know he is 6'2 but he always looks 5'11 at best.
Fag
He only got replaced by QBs that were also able to get to their respective conference championships, user. Get back to me when he goes further than that.
back to apehoop stupid leaf
For the fans saying owl this year, no. For non autistic browns fans hoping for better and stability finally, yeah
Cute carrots :D
Assuming they keep addressing the O-Line (it's actually good now, but it needs to be great), yeah. He'll put up very good numbers, bring Cleveland to the playoffs, and probably go deep a few times.
KEK
What else do they need? It's pretty top tier right now.
>Tom Brady is not decl-
Backups.
See also: what happened to the Pats in 2017.
>Tom Brady is clu-
>Tom Brady is the GO-
>Tom Brady is the playoff GO-
He doesnt need to come back when hes up in the 4th
RENT FREE
>defense rings
Wrong.
>Tony Romo is a chok--
Friendly reminder that he is going to the Hall of Fame.
And he deserves it
About as much as Johnny Manziel yeah
How many Super Bowl MVPs has Manziel won?
I bet you think Jerry Rice deserves to be in there too.
How many has Dan Marino won?
0
How many active QBs are genuine first round ballots for the HOF? Brady and Brees already have their busts made, Rodgers will likely be first rounder too. Ben will get in but I doubt it'll be in history first year, Rivers would need a ring to be considered a first round ballot and Wilson would need a few more seasons of high level play or another ring.
unironically Andy Dalton
Brees, Brady and Rodgers. Eli, Ben and Wilson would need another SB or Regular season MVP to be first ballot. If Rivers doesn't win a SB, he isn't going to the HoF.
Brady, Brees, Mahomes, Flacco, Smith, Cousins, and Rodgers.
Now do the same for playoffs
Eli is unfortunately already going into the HoF. Just look at Terry Bradshaw or Troy Aikman. If they made it, Eli is going to make it. Terrible fucking system.
Nah, eat shit nigger.
>Flacco
>Mahomes
>Cousins
>Smeth
is this bait
bradysknee are you a cuck like old bay and folesbenis?
No.
Mahomes is going to be a first-ballot HoFer. Nice try losers.
Don’t leech off my bait, shitbird.
He could break his arm next season and never be the same. He is great but it is way too early to start talking about the Hall of Fame.
No, can't say I am...
That’s just what a cuck would say.
Falcons averaged 35 points a game that season. The defense held them to 7 below. I'd say that's a good defensive performance
Too bad they were outperformed by the offense putting up 25 to tie it in 18 minutes.
Nate Sudfeld has more rings than Andrew Luck, Kirk Cousins, Phillip Rivers, Cam Newton, Andy Dalton.
Yeah, that offense that was playing against one of the worst defenses in the league
How's it going cucky?
Jinkies! Put your trip on!
berds going 1-1 against the keks this year
Cringe
who are the berds and who are the keks?
What is the NFL's reaction going to be when Alex Smith shows up with some Forest Gump magic legs?
Based Sud the stud
>reddit bay
I am assuming the berds are the cardinals and the keks are the seahawks. However his prediction is not going to come true as the cards are going to go 0-6 in the division.
>2019
>drafting a RB instead of just signing a ln undrafted 100% USDA certified Big Guy who will average 5.2 YPC and almost 1000 yards in less than half a season
I wouldn't be surprised if they beat the 49ers once
>rags
This is the year we turn it around. Do not doubt Shanny's 64D offense.
>reddit bay
YOU'LL CALL NOW
Tards will end with a 3-13 record but a 3-3 divisional record splitting a win with each team
/Bills Owl 2020/
So who is replacing Wince when he gets hurt again?
>reddit bay
a waffle
1. Grits
2. Oats
POVERTY GAP
9999. Oatmeal
You've been extra autistic today
>rent free
He's starting to realize no one finds him funny and he can't actually trigger anyone. It's a cry for attention.
I am aware of the post time, yet the IP count did not change. I declare samefag.
>thread that's been up for 15 hours has repeat posters
I thought hvac techs needed to understand math. Really though, how autistic are you that you watch the thread counters?
all of these posts are me btw
The ravens literally drafted a running back in the first round of the 2018 draft.
>9001. Mistress Ts body of work
>phone posters
Still, the Turk I understand as a cuck. Reddit Bay on the other hand, yikes.
>how autistic are you
very
>Make everything reviewable
Duh.
>Move to the college replay system
The NCAA has an official solely for replays, and empowers them to initiate their own review if they feel that there was a “reasonable evidence” that an error was made. Think of all the times a coach has to use a challenge because the call on the field was so obviously wrong. Coaches can still challenge a play, but they shouldn’t have to waste a challenge when there’s a clear cut mistake. The NFL already has every turnover reviewed automatically and plays inside the 2 minute warning. They’ve laid the groundwork for reviewing plays without a coach requesting it, and the NCAA has shown that it won’t ruin the game. It’s time to expand.
>Change the penalty for a fumble out of the end zone
This is the worst rule in the NFL. Perhaps in all of sports. If a player fumbles the ball and it rolls out of the end zone, it’s a turnover, the other team gets a touchback. This is beyond stupid. The intent of the rule is to prevent players who won’t be able to cross the goalline from intentionally fumbling to a teammate in the end zone. They wanted to prevent another Holy Roller, a fun but absurd moment. The penalty is way too harsh. The only time a player would, or at least should, intentionally fumble the ball so that a teammate can score off of it would be on 4th down or the final play of the game, as Ken Stabler did. Any other time in the game they’d be risking a possession. Simply change the rule to be that the ball is spotted at yard line where the fumble occurred. This would retain the disincentive for a player to try to fumble into the end zone, but not give a team an enormous penalty when it’s a simple mistake and unlucky bounce.
>Drop the automatic 1st down from 5 yard penalties
This might be the most frustrating penalty, giving offenses a cheap out when they didn’t do anything. The five yards and a replay of the down is punishment enough. Even when your offense gets bailed out by it, it still feels lame, you never think “they deserved that.” They didn’t. The NFL rules already favor the offense, taking a little bit of that away won’t hurt the game.
>Increase the penalty for intentional grounding
Sacks are fun, unless it’s your QB getting sacked. Intentional groundings are anything but fun, and QBs are content to take the penalty instead of a sack. Over the past five years, teams have lost an average of 6.5 yards per sack, and 11.3 yards per intentional grounding, per NFLpenalties.com. It’s essentially a 5 yard penalty.
Sacks result in the highest rate of turnover of any type of play, 18% in a 2010 study, 14% in a 2017 study. A 5 yard penalty and loss of down for avoiding the highest chance for a turnover is too light. In fairness to the NFL, stopping a play before a QB gets clobbered is beneficial for player safety. (Some advice: Googling “sack injury rate” gives you some interesting results. You’ve been warned.) Tack on an additional 5 yards to the spot of the foul and QBs aren’t going to lose their sense of self preservation, but their offenses will be better punished for taking the easy out.
Surely an NFC championship berth is in the works for Dem Boyz this year.
>changing the penalty for a fumble out of the end zone.
nah there is zero things wrong with that rule. if you are going to reach you arm out, do not lose it, retard.
Brady is getting in as a first ballot based on super bowl 51 alone.
Russell Wilson or Andrew Luck?
Wilson obviously how is that even debatable?
>Rent went up
More likely to return as a QB coach. Or analyst.
The only football he will be "playing" is Madden.
You sir are my nigger for life. Watch some cfl football this summer my guy.
They have the pieces... but do they have, the juevos?
>Reddit Fitzgerald
Never post here again you cocksucking faggot
Wilson is very good, however his cap hit will prevent his team from making a deep playoff run and he will win enough games by himself to ruin your draft position. Luck can get you a top 5 pick which you can trade down for more picks next year (which you will also trade down) in order to absolutely destroy the draft in three years. Free agents will flock to your team because you are stacked with young talent and have a stupid amount of cap space. Trust the process.
>He doesn't think Foles is literally Kurt Warner 2.0
lmfao
>He thinks Foles going to Jaguars is like Warner going to the Rams, Giants OR Cardinals.
tard
a__r
r__a
drat
Ahahahahaha
Actually Carroll only has a couple of players including Wilson signed through 2021. Depending on how the CBA turns put Wilson will probably have a smaller cap hit than Wentz
>Wilson will probably have a smaller cap hit than Wentz
I'm pretty sure that's not possible unless he gets hurt.
He won't be first ballot. There's a chance he may not make it at all, because statistically he looks bad next to Roethlisberger or Rivers.
A wild cuck appears!
>how autistic are you that you watch the thread counters
Stop using the default Yea Forums view.
Wentz has more guaranteed money which means more dead money if he gets injured.
Yep, I meant the only way Wilson's cap hit is lower is if Wilson gets injured.
His contact is structured to be pretty team friendly for the next three years; his large CAP hit doesn't really take affect until his last two years on his new contract.
No, you're wrong.
Same with Wentz, pretty much.
>i really, really don't like cuck porn
Reddit Bay.
Thats how every contract in NFL history is structured dipshit.
That wasn't the case for Flaccid faggot. You also overpaid for ETIII
That was 100% the case for Flacco's contract. Do some actual research you slope headed mongrel.
And how many playoff wins did he win under his new contract? Enjoy having the worst QB in the league for the next few seasons. I hope you kill yourself before week 8
I think the committee will love the story and rings too much
Nice deflection faggot, and FYI Flacco won more playoff games under his new contract than Wentz, Carr, Stafford, Rodgers and Garopallo have under their mega deals.
Wow, Imagine getting BTFO by oldgay. I'd stop posting too
Old gay is technically right, but also Joe Flacco is a terrible QB and the Ravens got scammed into overpaying him, which is pretty embarrassing.
At least he won something before they payed him. Detroit, Oakland, San Francisco, and Atlanta are all fucked now.
I guess you can add Philly to that list since they didnt win with Wentz
>more playoff wins than Rodgers since he signed that contract
Wat. And Harbaugh vastly overpaid Flaccid which is why they haven't sniffed another owl since. But Harbaugh decided to cut Flaccid for an even worse QB
Dak Prescott pretty much owns the NFC East
bloggingtheboys.com
>Dak Prescott pretty much owns the NFC East
>they didnt win with Wentz
They literally would not have made it to the owl without him.
>muh QB winz
Too bad they'll never make it past the divisional round. Hell the only reason they won the division last year was because Smeth and 75% of the Skins' starting roster was on IR
>Sak Pickscott
>SBNation
Hang yourself
What's the problem with SBNation?
Oh I guess that changes everything because Alex Smith is young and will surely bounce back from this injury to be 100% next season!
bet you think Carson Wentz is going to make it through 16 games too.
The Eagles got hit even harder by injuries, actually.
>footballoutsiders.com
Alex Smith is going to win comeback player of the year, league MVP and superb owl MVP and retire so he can begin his future HoF coaching career. Don't talk shit about /our boy/.
>Cowcucks
>Winning anything
The Cowboys will win at least 10 games this year. Fuck the NFC and their boring ass teams, but the Cowshits are easily a top 3 team in the confrence.
>Michael Thomas, Julio Jones, AJ Green etc. about to get mega-deals; Amari Cooper a priority to extend
>QB market continuing to inflate; need to pay Dak big $
>will have to pay Zeke soon
>all while the O-line that has been carrying the team is crumbling, and they haven't made any improvements to the weak secondary
Is there a team more screwed than the dallass cuckboys?
Hahahaha
>the Cowshits are easily a top 3 team in the confrence
Ahahahahahahahahaha
berds
1. Saints
2. Rasm
3. Cowboys
Simple as.
"No"
>old gay
Name three teams better.
I don't even know if the Rams are since Gurley might be kill
>mistress T
>BLACKED
>dogfart
All I see, reddit bay spacing.
Rewatching hard knocks with the Leaveland Browns and this team imploded last year. How do people think they wont do the same after adding a bunch of nut case players and assigning a guy who won a raffle to be the Head Coach?
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
Eagles, Bears, Panthers, probably the Packers, maybe even the Seahawks. Plus Saints and Rams as you listed.
>rewatching Mistress T with the black bull who creampied her last year, how do people not cum while she calls me faggot?
One of them doesn't. Peter King has already said he doesn't think Eli Manning is a Hall of Famer.
>1. Saints
when will this stupid fucking meme end
they have had two (2) playoff berths in the last five (5) years
Yfw old gay an heros himself when the browns make the playoffs and the ratbirds don't
Honestly the only two active QBs who if the NFL were to cease to be today who should be Hall of Famers are Brees and Brady if they overlook all the cheating scandals. Its not the Hall of Pretty Good after all.
t. cuck
It will end when Drew Brees retires.
They would have won the Super Bowl last year if the refs didn't fuck them over.
Are we talking about the last five years, or the 2019 season?
I'd be very surprised if Big Ben doesn't get it
No MVP's no all pros, has a history of playing poor in big games, worst Super Bowl winning QB ever.
I mean he'll probably get in because he is a Steeler and they let guys like Bettis and Swann in, but he doesn't deserve it tbqh
Old Gay is right for once. Cry all you want about the Patsies but the Stoolers have the most illegitimate owl win in the league. He'll get in but he really doesn't deserve it
FIRST BALLOT
Brady
Brees
Rodgers
PROBABLY GETTING IN AND I THINK THEY SHOULD
Rapistburger
PROBABLY GETTING IN AND I THINK THEY SHOULDN’T
Rivers
Eli
IS ON TRACK TO GET IN BUT NEEDS A FEW MORE YEARS IN THE LEAGUE
Wilson
That’s it
Eli, Rapistburger and Rivers shouldn't get in if we are only considering all time greats.
Oh yeah, I forgot about Rodgers, he's in. Wilson has a very good chance, I'd say he gets in barring injury or getting traded to so shit team like the Jags or Tits. Agree with you on Rivers and Eli. Disagree on Ben, he does not deserve it.
>#1 in yogurt consumption
>Beating Cam Newton at eating warm cream substances
If it’s only all time greats the only QBs who should get in period are Baugh, Unitas, Stabler or Staubach depending on your preference, Montana, and Brady. Since all of those were the greatest of their generation.
To the *playoffs without him. Nick did the work to get to the bowl. Nick also did the work to bring it to Philly.
Mostly the rampant homosex.
>Stabler
For the era between Unitas and Montana it’s him, Staubach or Tarkenton.
If you say Bradshaw you’ll just confirm yourself as a retard.
>Mistress T
It's definitley Tarkenton then. But Bradshaw was certainly better than Stabler.
Peypey is 2 years away from being eligible for the HOF right?
Baker Mayfield has gotten 2 head coaches fired since joining the NFL, Lamar Jackson got his coach a contract extension
Yeah.
Baker Mayfield is about to get John Harbaugh fired
Do you imagine him fucking Mistress T while she hits you in the balls?
Hue Jackson was going to get fired regardless because he was stupid enough to think Tyrod Taylor was his guy and would have started him.every gane if he didn't get injured and Gregg "break their legs" William's was a temporary full in
Doubtful.
Still got them both fired.
>putting a hyphen in your name to avoid filters
Shameful display Brady’s sixth knee
He's an attention whore like that.
is this a meme or does Old Bay actually like Mistress T? She's by far the most overrated dom. She does cringy overacting with an annoying voice. And she's not even that hot. Plus she's got to be like 40+ by now.
Why would anybody unironically want Mistress T to be the one who kicks them in the balls when there are 100 other mistresses out there that would be a much better choice?
Certainly not the same person posting once without his trip on at all. Why even question it! That said, it looks like Mistress T put up a new video, 'MISTRESS T - KEKOLDED BY A TOUGH GUY'. Were you able to last 4 minutes?
How many wins did Baker have as a starter, not including that Jest game where he came in around halftime and how many wins did Hue have in his first two seasons as HC?
Yeah. Turkbro posted a pic of her saying he liked her body, and then old gay replied with his approval, mentioning her by name.
Not a meme, he and the roach posted that they loved her and now posting the screen grab gets you banned by the Jannys.
>me and Brady's Sixth Ring talking about samefagging
Decent bait
Hue Jackson had 9 wins his first two years as HC.
Wat. He had a 1*-31 record in his first two years as Browns HC and that one win came from the Chorgers choking and missing a gimme field goal
You said as a HC, not as the Browns HC
hard cringe. Any random mistress is better than her.
>Brady headed for another owl
>Rodgers headed for another sub 500 season
Top laff
Yeah I realized my blunder after I posted that. I meant to say Browns HC. I honestly forgot he used to the Raiders HC too
I dunno Old Bay, why not tell us who you're currently watching?
>Brady headed for another owl loss to the NFC East
>Bradley loses to the Skins and the Cowgirls go 4-12
>Chargers
>archive.4plebs.org
I think we all know who.
>R******s
>Winning with a 35 year old broken quarterback
That's a YIKES from me
>duck poopscott
>sak pickscott winning against Belichick's defense
>dak pickscott winning against any good team
>the cuckboys making it even to a conference championship game
>getting your coach fired is now a QB stat
I’m not Old Gay either. I hate both of your faggotry
A mistress T fan, then?
I don’t like cuck porn like him, and I’m not an IRL cuck like you
>who is dwayne haskins
>inb4 fan of team with nigger qb says >nigger qb.
He doesn't have a winning record against the Xecucks and they've been mediocre for the past three or so years
I'm retarded and have bad reading comprehension. Derp
you saw what belichick did to mahomes twice last season
imagine the field day he's gonna have when he goes up against dak prescott this year
Cool story, bro.
Why are you posting a bunch of faggots we both hate?
Zach Ertz is the best tight end in the National Football League.
...eh
Based Yac Ertz
Cute carrots! :D
Remember. As far as accomplishments Roethlisberger and Eli Manning may as well be the same quarterback. Roethlisberger's stats are a bit better, but they're worse than River's.
Do you think Philip Rivers is getting into the HOF?
Is Gates still playing?
>not respecting Kenny "The Snake" Stabler
He's even more amazing when you find out his workout plan was LITERALLY racing boats while drinking beer.
He was the real deal before we knew what the deal was.
No rings, so no
Why would you waste your time rooting for a team with no rings? It just doesn’t make any sense to me. They’ve had 53 years, they won’t magically get better.
the iggles just won their first ring recently
1/10 b8
That's not how you spell George Kittle
Iggles cheated to get there. They didn’t get better to win it.
Teams that haven’t won a ring should be forced to redraft their entire teams. There’s literally no excuse.
lol
If it took your team more than 5 years since being started to win a title they should be demoted to the CFL
Teams that haven’t won a ring need to be removed from the pool or relocated. Tired of this pussy league where only 5 teams are competitive any given year
>itt: /nfl/ reverse-engineers pro/rel
Shut up ringlet
Do you only have 2 pictures saved on your computer? Same shit every thread.
Who said I was complaining? >My team would be safe.
Almost all of Old Bays pictures are cuck porn
>we
He gets them all from r*ddit
?
>He doesn't know
user... Jason Witten is unretired. He's back in the National Football League now
>tiny peepee poking in his pants
LMAO
>Puts up TE1 numbers despite having a rotating door at QB.
You right... you right...
Yeah...cool...just what we need, LESS variety...
Shut the fuck up and go back to /cric/
>ancient
>in/out retirement
>dark fruitloop as qb
based
>inb4 salty bitches say incomplete
Ahahaha get fucked
Fun fact: the Vikings have the fewest home fans (fans from the state where the team comes from) of all teams in the NFL.
I thought that was the cuckboys
Cowboys are tied for 3rd most
Muh nannies are america's real team. Shanny is going to lead us back to the promised land.
Kind of silly, because of the size of the state. There are fans of the cowboys within the state that are a distance away from the stadium that would cover the area of like 10 states in the north east.
It’s measured per 100,000 people, so size of the state doesn’t matter
>muh nannies
Sure, but area of the state (and the distance to wear the team plays) still matters. Like I was saying, cowboys fans at the edge of the state are the same distance from the stadium as NYC is from like Atlanta or Chicago or something like that.
>wear
where, obviously
building a new stadium is literally the most desperate move to get fans excited
What if your stadium collapses?
Would it make me a bad fan to kill myself before my team won an Owl? I don't want to end up living too long but it's looking like it will never happen.
more like nyc to philadelphia or boston
Which team? If they're not going to win one in your natural lifetime, don't worry about, do as you like.
then they never did renovations because the fan base couldnt support the investment
Vikings of course, the only team that will fold before winning an Owl
How do you renovate for a couple hundred tons of snow on a rooftop?
Ok, I went and drew it. Here's a circle with a radius the distance from Dallas to El Paso, around NYC. Interestingly, it's almost exactly the distance from NYC to Cincinnati.
Texas is more relevant than anymore located in that circle
lol
We should unironically put a football team in Tel Aviv
That circle is much bigger than Dallas to El Paso
He said radius so it would only be halfway through the circle; if he said diameter then he would be way off. Why he insisted on drawing a circle and using the radius of it to prove his point is beyond me though
The reason for using it as a radius is to show you all the points that are that distance from the center.
Why use a circle and not a square?
Is Gil Brandt going senile?
...to show you all the points that are that distance from the center.
Holy shit. Has he been drinking?
Are you retarded?
I see nothing wrong with this
Square are far superior shapes to circles. They are #2 on the official shape power rankings.
Have you?
>football game in Tel Aviv
>rocks constantly thrown
>kid with a knife storms the field
>idf tosses a girl on the field and beats her
>halftime break for falafel and shawarma
Stay off youtube and /pol/ anti semite
The #1 shape is a five-pointed star
Don’t ever reply to me again cuckboy.
The Packers scored zero (0) points in their last game played.
Don’t ever reply to me again cuckboy.
Don’t
>former cowboys executive
He has Eagles at #1 correctly, but he rates the cuckboys way too high.
Seethe harder bitch tits
>reddit bay
What did I say you dumb spic?
How are the Eagles #1? In what world? Their RBs suck, they have overrated WR's, a QB who is always hurt, and a high school secondary?
God you nothing about the NFL. Why do you post here, again?
Whiter than you are
Why are you so obsessed with the Eagles?
>reddit bay
He commented about them and I replied. Have sex.
>tiny femme hands
hahahahahahahahaha
They listed him as a QB, though, which makes it a 200IQ move.
"no"
>those disgusting pasty fingers
Fucking nerd.
>the current year
>not playing five linemen and six gadget guys, 4 of whom were quarterbacks in college, on every offensive down
Jealous shits
Kys nerd.
I shouldn't reply to your bait, but I'm bored
>RBs
Howard is very solid (among the top in the league in yards after contact), and NFL scouts seem to think Sanders will be really good
>overrated WRs
You're just salty af. Everyone agrees they have a stacked group of pass catchers.
>a QB that's always hurt
Not true, and he's borderline elite. Again, stay mad.
>high school secondary
Casual, ESPReddit-tier opinion. Their Safeties are elite and very good. Darby is a top-tier CB1, and they have a very deep group. Avonte Maddox looks great, and Rasul Douglas will likely push Mills to the bench. The secondary is actually good.
You have no actual arguments, you're just obsessed and shamefully salty.
> I want tiny femme hands
lol, you absolutely retard
If you want to get shut down, embarrassed, and exposed in the first round of the playoffs by the chokegers, sure.
Its pretty obvious Old Bay was a Cowboys fan before the Ravens came to town.
Trace McSorley was supposedly tearing shit up in OTA's. He's gonna be Keenan Reynolds except good.
Trace Mcsorely is Lamars placement for when he brecks his leg.
I was just joking. The Ravens are going nowhere. >my Browns are winning AFCN
...
Are you seriously claiming Wentz isn't injury prone?
They are 8.5 inches across. Work on your spatial awareness.
The Browns will struggle to win 5 games and Gayfield will throw 20 picks.
What team are you going to bandwagon if the Browns fuck up?
>if
>not when
>always hurt
>injury prone
What does that mean to you? He's had a couple injuries, but he is not "always injured," and his injuries are not the type that make him more likely to get injured again.
But anyway, this doesn't even matter, because you have no actual arguments for why the Eagles don't have the most talented roster in the league.
I'm trying to be nice. Any given Sunday, even the Cardinals can still end up going 16-0.
Yeah, back injuries just magically go away with no lasting complicatiins... Also like I said their secondary, wide outs and running backs suck.
How’s my falcons gonna do?
Unironically starting supporting them in the last few minutes of 0-16 when they were down 4 points to the Steelers and DeShone Kizer threw an incompletion guaranteeing a winless season.
As an Eagles fan but also a realist, I can see why people make the argument to label him “injury-prone.” I respectfully disagree and prefer to upgrade him to “potential durability concerns” status. It’s not like he’s undersized and keeps reinjuring the same thing, and I feel like the injuries he received such as the infamous ACL/MCL-tearing TD dive would’ve injured anyone in that situation. Do I feel like his style of play is sometimes risky? Yes, but only in hindsight. He heals quickly too so there’s that.
Anyone /fantasy/ here? Or is it pointless and dead to even talk about it here in the middle of summer
This. Literally look at what happened to gronk later in his career. Most of his back issues stem from him injuring his back in college.
The only reason why it was lingering was because they didn't give it a chance to heal. Now that it's healed completely it won't be an issue. You are dumb as fuck.
Wentz's wasn't the same type of injury, you simpleton.
Their secondary doesn't suck at all. Alshonn/ertz is among the best receiving combos in the league, so it's dishonest to narrow your view to wide outs. Also lmao who cares about running backs if you have a competent offensive line?
Yep. Gronk is another perfect example.
Post you medical degree.
>Gronk injures his back in college
>Back issues constantly plague him for the entire time he is in the nfl
>Wentz injures his back
>Eagles fans think it won't have a long lasting impact
If you can't see the writing on the wall then you are delusional.
No one cares about your fantasy team. Also, yes, it is way too early.
Jeffety has 2 1000 yard seasons in his 7 year career. He's living off his hype from 2013 but not producing.
>Gronk: Bulging, ruptured disc
>Wentz: hairline compression fracture
Completely different things, and you are dumb as fuck as usual.
RG3 > Lamar
You don't watch games, huh? He' clearly very good. He hasn't produced all-pro volume numbers because their pass-catching squad is stacked.
Obviously
He hasnt had a 1000 yard season since 2014. He is vastly overrated and getting older.
Again, you obviously don't watch football, which is very sad given how much you shitpost here.
Excellent retort. How about you explain how I'm wrong? Or are you denying that Jeffery has not had a 1000 yard season since 2014?
>If it took taking another teams franchise you shouldn't be in the league
Fixed it for you cuckbay
Your argument is "hurr durr he hasn't gotten enough yards." You are useless, and you don't even watch football. Why are you here?
I wasn’t going to talk about my fantasy team you dingus, lol. What fantasy teams exist right now that aren’t dynasty? Talking about dynasty teams on Yea Forums even during the regular season is one of the biggest sperg moves you could pull on Yea Forums period.
I’m just thinking about the upcoming season and how if you’re going to realistically talk about expectations, then the only people smart enough to give you an unbiased take on players from other teams are fantasy nerds.
Otherwise you get people like this Old Bay guy giving hot takes on Alshon Jeffrey and probably thinks Dwayne Haskins is going to throw for 4000 yds.
>you dingus
it's a meme, bud
What are you even sperging out about retard? Its clear you dont watch football since you think Jeffery is a top 10 WR
Are you actually 14 with hands that small? I'd say post your license but yous come up with shit about how you walk or uber to your job at mcdicks
He backs a qb that can't throw, how can't he understand that most teams have 7 or 8 guys that can consistently catch a ball if needed when his guy has to hope that he can hit even one in an open field. Aside from that he's just trying ti get you to respond because he literally has no one who wants to talk to him in real life.
>walmart stand
>old hardwood floors
>40 inch television
OldBay sure is wealthy!
Holy shit, I unironcally agree with Old Bay for once.
I'm unironically the most informed person on here
Hes been hurt, you casual retard.
He blows all the cash he gets from fixing air conditioners on paying fat chicks for sex
Trip on.
Your patents go to bed so you can watch the tv in the living room?
Who said anything about top 10?
he's another bitchknees trip and can't get over big dick nick
>reddit bay
>nerdy hands bay
You know her hands are twice the size of his.
>pasty boy bay
>my hands look like mayonnaise bay
Okay? What’s a meme? I’m not mad or anything, just stating that I wasn’t coming to sperg out about my roster. 2 months just seems so far away. Despite being a complete football nerd and seemingly obsessing over fantasy football in the offseason since playing for the first time two seasons ago, I’ve managed to win my money leagues by drafting Alvin Kamara & Deshaun Watson in 2017 in the final rounds, and in 2018 it was Tyler Lockett & James Connor.
I was just kinda shooting the shit to see who you guys thought might go nuts this year. Anyone have takes on:
>Chris Godwin
>Dante Pettis
>Kyler Murray
>DJ Chark
>Josh Jacobs
All good, man. I was just messing with you.
Cute carrots! :D
Scoring?
.5 PPR
I didn’t think you were being an ass. I’m just a giant football nerd with not enough football news, and it can excruciating wanting to shoot the shit but not wanting to tip you hand to your friends. You play or nah?
>Iggles cheated to get there
>Who needs Wentz ring when you got Daks playoff win
Daks sole playoff win was barely won against a team in tank mode that year.
So are the Eagles the biggest pussy team then?
Actually the Xecucks lost because Carroll refused to let Wilson throw it
Not sure about Kyler Murray but those names all are potentially pretty great picks. What makes them tricky though is that they are relatively obscure enough to make it hard to know where your opponents are drafting them, so if you wait too long on them and hope to get them in later rounds all it takes is one informed person to snatch them up? Knawmean?
RAIDERS
>Howard is very solid (among the top in the league in yards after contact), and NFL scouts seem to think Sanders will be really good
Howard barely played for the Bears since he didn't fit in with Nagy's system. So he's more of the unproven/underated than anything right now. Sanders wont be ready until either near the end of the season, or next year since he's the Luigi's to Barkley's Mario in his Penn State days.
Still doesnt change the fact the Cowgirls almost lost to a tank team that snuck into the playoffs. Even the Bears with double doinker would of shit on them had they been matched up in the wildcard.
Redskins. For one thing, they have the biggest Jew owner in the league literally in Dan Snyder and for a while his champion was literally the definition of butthurt bitchboy diva QB in RG3. Then he broke. Then Snyder went full Jew and wouldn’t pay his non-brokeback QB and traded for another QB. He broke. Now he’s got a stable of broken RB’s and has-been QB’s and Haskins, who’s literally on record for being butthurt at not being drafted highly enough. They are going to start him too early and lose. Literally RG3 2.0 “In His Feelings” edition, getting a head start on that shit his rookie year.
Keep in mind he was also rushed into Week 3 when he wasn't suppose to even play until at least half the season was done. They rushed it because BDN's meme magic was still recharging after the Owl win which became obvious from that Buccs game.
Pettis could be a great pick if he can stay healthy, didn't have a drop once he finally got fully healed in the last 5 games and if he puts up similar numbers he's projected an 1100 yard 9 TD season
That would go to the Chargers because of the backstabbing LA move. Even Boltman fucked off because of it. Also fuck you Spanos
>everytime I manage to forget about the owl there's always some fucking reminder out in the world or on the internet
It just isn't fair.
So many dubs itt
If you had to bet where Kyler Murray winds up at the end of the season in terms of production compared to other quarterbacks, do you think he will end up in the top, middle, or bottom third of the league?
I'd honestly be surprised if they let him play at all. Guy is a midget
rookie of the year
I’m trying to figure that out myself. I forgot to mention, I’m running a 2 QB league this year so I’m trying to think of a solid second QB in the later rounds. I was thinking Josh Allen or Kyler Murray for their rushing.
I’d probably say... middle?
Yeah absolutely the potential is there and I think Dante Pettis could go nuts. But if you’re saying he has that kind of season, then are you saying DJ Moore won’t be nearly as fantasy relevant? You’d be betting against him, basically. Funchess is gone though, and I wonder if Greg Olsen still has the Juice.
Is Kyler Murray not tall or something?
>Guaranteed to salt somebodies taters.
nice babyhands queerbait...do you watch Mary Poppins frequently fag?
The only /fantasy/ we deal with here is Old Bay drooling over getting cucked by Mistress T
"healed completely"
You've never had a traumatic injury in your lifetime. You've probably never even broken a bone.
Trip on
>Implying you wouldn't tie her up and make her squeal like the pig she is if nobody would find out.
bottom... of a pile of tackles and linebackers... with broken arms and legs
>This is what happens when child sized men play against over sized ones.
I dunno about Moore, I don't follow fantasy that closely, I'm just a 49ers fan who knows a lot about Pettis
Why would I make up a trip to tell you that you're a faggot?
hey! foreign giants fan here. I don't know much about football but I like anything about nyc and that includes the giants. how good is our new qb from duke daniel jones?
Spend the next season looking for a new favorite team. The Giants are fucked once Barkley's rookie contract is up and he gets paid by a team that doesn't need a full overhaul.
ok, /hoc/, redpill me on Connor Clifton
Fantasy football is fucking gay.
Not only us Tyreek Hill a Top 5 wr, he did not do a thing.
Cool story faggot. You're probably one of those "grown" people who play pokemon go and love harry potter. stfu.
Projection
>Thinks he won.
I did win
He did win lmao, your memes suck and you were obviously projecting.
he is 5'8.
maybe for rodgers.
slightly low of middle at best. the pass-centric offense has potential for a lot of yardage production, but the cardinals' oline did Rosen no favors last year, so I see it as depending on the Cardinals getting their oline set and keeping them healthy. otherwise Murray is going to get fucking eaten by pass rushers and the air raid meme will be DOA
middle to the bottom, but he will get rookie of the year because the air raid meme offense will put up a lot of yardage.
based.
the absolute STATE of NFL posters lmfao
You got MEMED sir
If you’re truly not memeing, he was hailed as the most “pro-ready” QB in the draft FWIW (big, pro-style offense in Duke coached by D. Cutcliffe that seems to never really accomplish much in college but analysts still say “such pedigree”) but still was viewed as massive reach at #6 and has no real weapons to throw to.
>Signed, an Eagles fan
No way. A 5'8" QB would have gone undrafted.
And now you understand why nobody takes Arizona serious.
I think murray has a solid(not great) rookie year but a short career. He's got enough tricks to confuse DCs for a while but the line is trash and his weapons are limited.
Man Kingsbury really fucking hates Jews
Power rankings
1. Saints
2. Pat's
3. Packers
4. Rams
5. Colts as a paper tiger that I can't wait to see fail if they even make the playoffs
6. Eagles
7. Chiefs
8. Chargers who I wanted to put higher
9. Jags
10. Free choice of Vikings/Texans/browns/cowboys
I'd put money on Rodgers or Brees getting their second ring this year
He's going to get crushed within the first half of the season. The gimmick of speedy short qb will get dissected in weeks.
>they could have got him later
When will you guys realize that the Jew media always lies
Rodgers is done. Stafford unironically has a better shot at winning a ring.
And so Rosen was banished to the American Jew Kingdom
Yea but he is legitimately a solid passer. I'm not saying he's going places but he is a sleeper(as much as a #1 overall can be) imo
He won't be able to see over his offensive line. You might as well start Warwick Davis.
>Dak's only half-nig.
One drop rule
yikes
Why is everything in this thread unironic and unintended? Do you cunts not know any other words?
AYO HOL UP
>interested.
aka they looked at film of him but had zero intention of drafting him unless maybe no one else was there.
new thread already ruined by tripfagging and blatant homo-erotic fan-fiction. rip /nfl
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