/cric/ OFFICIAL CRICK WORLD CUP GAMES GAMETHREAD #3

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To triggered by yesterday to watch this lads :(

Post the shittest beards you've ever seen. I'll start:

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these are the posts

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>Vipul says: As a kiwi fan, I am very disappointed and it is very frustrating to see Munro failing again!! Don't wanna be harsh, but don't think Munro deserves a place in this ODI side!!

just banter lad

is this daniel?

Rain looms

very well mannered lad

>Vipul
>kiwi fan

Why is there 2 games on at once and why did it start so late?

just considering the pitch and india's AAA+ batsmen struggling with it so hard means the AFG batsmen are completely fucked, combined with the indian bowling attack should make this an easy victory
honestly reckon it's 99% in india's favour unless an afGHOD turns up with a century or something

RR: 3.06

vintage Kane/Taylor partnership on the cards

freshcunt, de gay is a meme from like 2012 when some soccer player named de gay fucked up right as a new thread was made and all the posts were just >de gay

Rate my beard lads

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Will be sweating if they get off to a flyer

*strains every sinew to bowl 68mph*

>and india's AAA+ batsmen
India's only good batsmen had no problem on this pitch, just got out to a poor shot.

I told you this team was filled with frauds like Dhoni last time. Yet you didn't listen. They can only play when Rohit fires or if the pitch is flat

>peewees and poondians laugh at england
>lose their next game

yeah, I'm thinking allah is based

a bit pubey

Most muscular bowlers end up bowling 135 kms. Don't know why. Look at Stoinis, Grandhomme etc

shave every week to help it grow better, rubbing castor oil on between shaves helps encourage growth

fat cunt

>power outage and mobile at 20%
Very grim stuff here.

presentable, don't see any issues besides no joining between the mo and beard

Grim

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roach is a fairly odd name lads im not going to lie

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>shave every week to help it grow better
>beardlets actually believe this

lmao imagine being a poo lmao

>this fat fuck goes around calling everyone Poonjabi and chamaars

Could get some fucking elite shape on that if it thickens out a bit and the various bits don't join. Keep it up m8.

reckon new zealand will want to up their raun rate a bit here lads

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for me it's the extremely grim jewfro because I can't be bothered getting a haircut

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Yeah I'm gonna try using castor oil. Shaving doesn't help my beard growth at all don't know why.

I know. :( 89kgs at 6'0

>those lips
Nice dalit genes you got there.

at least youre not balding lad

>Afghanistan's only run total this cup that exceeded 225 was against Englel

lads I'm thinking I'm not even gonna bother watching the chase

I've decided I'm going to bully India posters from now on

>Poo in loo
>Bindia

raun is icelandic for a test or experiment mate

kind of based actually
lose weight though

>lowest amount of runs in opening ten overs this WC
based kiwis

DUDE

Faggot

Nigger I don't need to call anyone a chamaar over the internet. I call them chamaars on their face. Don't have a problem with the punjabis.

Post your face and let's see how "aryan" you are

what the fuck is wrong with her jaw

CAM ON KANEO SCORE SAM FAKIN RUNS

bit mean

no wonder caesar left

Thanks bros. Working on thickening it out a bit.

>I call them chamaars on their face
You talk to yourself in front of the mirror?

The fucking state of my hairline lads

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reckon new zealand should try scoring runs lads

Which game do I watch lads?

Id be more worried about that neck

Chal bhag mote bhosdike.

potato nigger

insane jaw lad, mirin'
just chuck some finny on your hair if you care that much

Why don't you post your face faggot?

yep thats me too lad. unironically thinking of taking the fina pill.

india afghanistan, if afghanistan end up getting BTFO swap to windies nz for a more competitive game

Shit beard too. What's going on there?

the elite and intellectual nz test match

Madrassa education is the best. Love the way they explain Allah's suicide bombing tactics in detail.

The beard is SUPPOSED to be trash you fucks

I didn’t delete normiebook and vanish to Scotland to get laid, I’m trying to repel the female distraction

You guys ripping these pictures off /soc/ or something?

Kon jaat?

there's a difference between a beard and not shaving for a few days m8

>chad jawline
Why are you here?

hope afg and windies win, need some late group stage drama

based

moving to Scotland should be more than enough

which state lad

Kek nice comback. Bet you're just another 5'5 twigs I see on the road everyday.

Shikhar dhawan would've ensured 400 today

haven't left the house in a few days, dont see a point if no ones going to see it
whats wrong with it

don't care about poo peeland so I'll be playing some total war three kingdoms until match resumption

Just shave it off mate.

>another 5'5 twigs I see on the road everyday.
Kek

Just finished my Gong Du campaign lad, who are you playing as?

MP

this

Kek bkchoda
Chup chamar, back to cleaning streets and picking up trash.

any cute girls wanna post a selfie?

The archipelago of Bermuda

I also didn’t bring my shaving gear and it’s like £20 which I could spend on cricket or gigs

For me? Ma Teng

20 % for me too haha

>89kg at 183 cms.
Overweight but not fat I'd say.

Lend me some your jawline m8

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Nigger lips

r8 me/my beard i guess

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damn all these australians look like weak manlets with whispy voices.

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That's what beardlets tell themselves
>I.. I'm not trying to grow a beard lads, I j... just forgot to shave lol
If I don't shave I have a full WG Grace thatch within 24 hours. Because I'm a real man, not a boy

Don't you have a salsa to make Mario?

being overweight, balding, and india, name a more iconic triumvirate

Disgusting.

PLEASE be in Perth.

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I reckon I mog everyone in this thread

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say that too my face mate

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Bitbean

Probably because I smoke a ton.

>Chamaar
Unironically a kashyap brahmin lad. Post your gotra and your face

are you the mong who started this selfie round? fu manchu has better beard genetics than you you dirty cunt

I'm this bloke too

not a good look for you imo but maybe your jawline is worse. to state the obvious: lose some weight

WALLOP

i am mate

5'7 at the very most

YES I POWERLIFT

It's a perfect excuse to get bald and fat

I know I'm 6'2" 105kg. I look a little chubby but not fat. Can DL 190kgx5

teehee don't hit on me silly boys xx

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Nice Teeth
Lose weight, tidy up the beard and hair and you could be attractive

>big batting tournament, even bangadesh regularly make 300
>a few potential 400s not quite realized
>suddenly no one can make 250 anymore
Dunno what to make of it, are all the pitches still damp or something?

based
look like someone I would have a beer with

Embarrassed at the state of /cric/ right now.

5'9 actually

>0 RR
Afghanistan is finished

>Be me
>Breathe
>Trigger brainlets

Fuck it. Apparently we're going beards tonight.

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poo peeland will make 313 here

I plan to cut heavily SOON

I'm 6'2 100kg and I am a fat cunt, so you certainly are m8

ICC made a few calls

With Ross Taylor getting out at 40 like always and WIlliamson with a 66.6 strike rate I don't see it.

>Be me
>Trigger muslims (literally)

there's literally a 0.000000001% chance afghanistan actually do this

kek

Should I beard it up fellas?

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Afghanistan been watching Namibia

alright indian anons, whats my next move

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you the Gujarati?

solid start for afghanistan lads

>are you from melbourne
>nooooo
KEK not even indians want to be from melbourne

grow hair on your forehead to cover that acne

>not fat
+
>everything else
-

Probably reusing the wickets. 200-270 pitches are the most interesting

Say "kaun jaat ho"

ask if she like hardik

I have stronk ass and leg muscles

Type in "you need to go back" and press send

Just be yourself mate

Nah, Punjabi

Get on accutane

Based. Give me your address and we'll lynch a few together.

suave m8

No offence m8, but you look like Saamri.

kek dhoni is such a shit keeper

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Haha

My beard genetics are so trash almost wish I was a sandperson sometimes just for those full beards so you can offset balding

inshallah brother

>Them lips
And everyone called me a dalit nigger kek

my peon looks like you except he's not a fat fuck and doesn't have dark dalit lips. the irony is he is actually low caste

Ask her jaat (caste).

...

nah

Since it's one of those based beard threads.
They call me Muslimbro.

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Afghans need to win

Lets see your aryan face m8.

Just beeee yourself

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Show bobs and vagene

India BTFO by Afghan Chads btw

afganiGOAT to beat india by 9 wickets here lads

>bible basher
>punjabi

Sad.

Why can't Hindus pronounce Z? It's zaat

breddy gud

wish you fags would fuck off to /soc/

>not going all in on an afghani victory

millionaires are being made right now

Fucking ELITE beard right here. Workout more and you'd plow all day long I reckon.

deano my son

not enough dlf maximums for you?

>paki entering thread to live vicariously through afghani performace today because his team is so shit

>gambling
>not being a LONG TERM INVESTOR

I hope you lose all your money while I'll double my money every 5 years

based wasted review

happy with that recovery, g-d bless bane and rossco for saving us time and time again. reckon 4 an over until the 25th without dropping more than a wicket should put us in a very comfy position.

YID ARMY YID ARMY COME ON TOTTENHAM COME ON TOTTENHAM

>that review
kek

Based Rhodesian de big man will see us home I feel.

india on the ropes

> Virat complaining to the onfield umpire about DRS
lmao

>pitching outside leg
when will we fix this rule

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA INDIA IS ABSOLUTELY COOKED HERE LADS
>PISSRAT SEETHING AT THE UMPIRE
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

faces of /cric/ circa 2016
needs an update

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Not sure what that means friend.

Indo Aryan Punjabi, white boys and Mallus can't complete

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uh oh

>indians complaining about DRS
in other news, water is wet

whos the fourth from the left bloth
Zachy unironically is the most normal looking here

india on already lost the battle mentally watch
poohli currently SEETHING

KEK pissrat is cooked

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>2016
Holy shit you fucking cazzie

I would let the first one fuck my gf

I hate DRS in cricket almost as much as DRS in Formula 1.

Don't add any Dalits.

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why

CAM ON ABDULLAH MY SON

Is Sachin on TMS?

Pathetic

>ye my cock's this big, what of it?

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fuck i forgot qualy is on

>narthie education

*deletes your wicket*

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>3rd from left
he looks beaming with confidence

*it's viru (sehwag), happy days. Getting worried about this start

Bumrah's action infuriates me

nice mcchicken

*sneeds your feed and seed*

Which language should I watch the match in?

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rate my beard lads

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Burmese

based (formerly cringe)

Never heard of dugout

For me, it’s dug out

come at me manlet

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Urdu.

*swings mindlessly at every shot*
based fucking afghan fighting spirit

Why are your nipples running away from each other

Quite aggressive

I'd phuck your gf you fat phaggot
negged

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Reminder that none of the felloe pajeets who called me a dalit nigger have posted their faces.

>dat strategic beanie
I wonder what mysteries it hides?

that you sam hyde

Taylor's getting a bit impatient lads

Think I might pooicide lads

Dugout is based. It's english but different commentators. Sanjay isn't there so a lot more bearable

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fuck would much rather watch the F1 over this boring LOI crap

just made an elite thread on /his/ lads

>8% battery
>still no sign of power
Lads looks like I'm going to nearest paan ki dukan for good ol prachar bharti commentary.

my hair is too thick I use it to control it

I'm unironically too good looking and therefore easily recognizable to do that m8. enough info on me on this board anyay. not finna get doxxed. just don't be such an unbearable cunt and people would be less inclined to shit on you over something as superficial as looks

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sanjay is genuinely the worst commentator ive ever heard. he's so fucking biased in the worst possible way. few games ago when the india was bowling and the ball knicked the stumps but didnt knock the bails off he started bitching for 20 minutes about how we need to get rid of bails in cricket because of "technology" showing the ball has hit or some shit

absolute cunt.

afghanistan need to chill out a bit

reckon afghanistan dont need to be swining at every ball when only chasing 224

Tough wicket to bat on lads

*listens to the aussie comms*
Benaud being the only exception

if afghanistan win I'm joining the taliban

>it's a windies let a good position slip away from them episode

GONE

FUCK OFF

Gg

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bit of a silly way to get out, that.

they're biased but i've never heard any aussie commentator bitch about such ridiculous things. sanjay is literally youtube comment section tier retarded.
even just then sanjya was bitching about how the drs system is wrong and india shouldn't have lost their review

>Hypocricy, the post

Practicing for when pandya comes on to bowl his dobbers

>muzzartullah

Nice lad. Hope you get some premium pashtun pussy.

New Zealand batting well. I think they'll look to consolidate after lunch with a view to putting Windies into bat around tea on day 2

FUCK

Tamil la kelu machi max comfy

Just remember that >our only two consistently good batsmen are on right now.

For me, it's West Indian commentators

They call him Kane "dab it down to third man for a single" Williamson

This is bullshit. Fuck cheating India

There aren't any ads on dugout. Also based Kumble and Scott Styris are commentating. Max comfy

Goodbye lads battery out

does afghanistan have a single batsmen with genuinely good technique?

Is it worth it when you'll get shot by her brother later

theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/feb/13/channel-nine-destroying-cricket-legacy

Says it all, really

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>Kumble
comfy indeed

it's the quintessential pashtun hotheadedness. millions were spent by the PCB to civilize afridi but he remained a brain dead slogger till he retired.
watch as the afghan lineup collapses because of irresponsible hitting.

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>guardian

wtf i love channel 9 now

Brian Lara is now in

afg all out for 150

;)

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always rated abdul razzaq more anyway

Im a southamerican migrant to NZ, who should I root for?

>Guyana is southamerican so hence is >my native team

none of this is really biassed, though. its bitching about how australians banter with each other
>h-how dare this former player call another former player by a nickname
>how dare these commentators joke about each others careers
come back when an australian commentator says that bails need to be removed because australia didnt get a wicket.

your home of course

100% chamaar

this is the post

new

;)

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>beanie inside
>beanie inside, in the bathroom
>beanie inside, in the bathroom, but the shirt is off
>beanie inside, in the bathroom, but the shirt is off, for a self portrait

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Afridi bowling 85mph quicker balls off a spinners run up are one of the many hilarious things that cricket misses

root for the windies mate, they're beloved by all and are in desperate need of a cricket resurgence

alpha move if you send this to tinder thots

Listening to Afghanistan national anthem pretty cool

love Willow ads, expat US poos are a lit demographic

It's dehati lingo

nah

deano is a casual brainlet who thought that every pitch this tournament was going to be a 350 par pancake
changing weather and conditions has meant the stage is perfectly set for a glorious sri lankan redemption arc

Guyana’s prime minister is an indian so India

so you're probably asking yourself at this point why Shami's 90 milers look quicker than, say, Pat Cummins' or Thomas' deliveries bowled at the same pace, how come the ball seems to come onto the bat quicker..
The answer is surprisingly simple and unintuitive : Shami is shorter than most bowlers who can clock speeds as high as that, so the ball literally has distance to travel from the crease to the batsman. 5'5" 95+ mph bowlers would probably the hardest most deceptive bastards to face
>lower than expected bounce on most surfaces
>bouncy surfaces aid you anyway

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Curtly was saying the same thing on TMS but don't let that ruin your narrative.

desperate for a wank lads but honestly dont want to miss any of these games

Well we didn't import our language from sandniggers, probably that's why.

reckon this is the post boys

kek seething curry. sanjay is a shit commentator and you have been proven wrong.

>DIRTY ROTTENS
Great commentary Warnie!

Yeah you got it from mountain Niggers.

Just found out bjp is trying to deny Aryan settlement LOL

for me it's Filter -Title of Record

jesus christ chahal needs to eat more

never said australian commentators were good, just not pathetically biased as sanjay lad

madman was bowling 135 kph as a spinner. mind boggling.
youtube.com/watch?v=Za-8Jf-ALsE

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Kuldeep taking all the bhajias at lunch.

3 > 1 > 2

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its mad to think we have a entire ashes series after the world cup

currently rallying around the west indies lads

Never said manjrekar wasn't biased/shit, just that aussie cunts are as bad if not worse.

>we
what position do you bat mate?

Why has pissrat taken off India's best bowler?

They’re doing to somehow reach out to >us since nothing is working for them.

to give the muslim a chance

reckon all the leg spinners have to share from one portion?

(>)we is 100% valid for national teams

>hardshit poondya

no it isn't, but his use there was fine. he literally just meant 'we' as the audience

key for afghanistan here is to not lose wickets and stay around the required run rate.
conversely india will look to take wickets while restricting the rate at which afghanistan scores

yes it is dumbcunt the team represents the country.

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Wonder if the Pakistanis are on the edge of their seats waiting for Afghanistan to win

Newton IQ

this would be funny if you wrote like a whole long paragraph consisting of nothing but these kind of statements

why the FUCK is afghanistan so shit at running between the fucking wickets

yeah that's a four

>that on-drive
Taylor #1 in ODIs? Form of his life

FOUR

does chahal have aids?
has the quintessential GRIDS look

i mean you can do it if you want but i think it sounds idiotic

If they get close they might just stop molesting their cousin for the finale

thanks, john madden

nah poohli is better

>cute white girls
fuck me i want one of those lads. looking soft as HELL

worry.jpeg

no it doesnt

BASED Pandya letting Afghanistan win this contest

What ever happened to those meme bats with the really long handles that some people use a few years go?

I take it they just died off?

fuck off with those short deliveries you cunt

i said i think it does

Har baca Ye qahraman dai

Name an easier way of stealing a living than being a NZ opener. I don't think you can

Defeat looms

hard to move quickly when you're used to have a landmine seeking rat on a leash

kekeke based

Being a an Indian cricket ex-captain

thought they'd use dogs for that

Is this the worst defeat in Indian world cup history?

nah doge too heavy, rats and ferrets don't set them off and do the job

No it was that loss to Paki-

Oh, wait.

btfo

yes because seething pookistanis won't shut up about it afterwards

Pashtun Pakistani chads will beat cringedia in the semi finals/finals if cringedia faces them

We were sportive with you when you lost, why must you be so petty?

>POOhli being a retard sperg as usual

Need a few jaffas lads

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rato

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Unironically this. Just hope New Zealand lose today.
Genuine question bro, can't see what could be worse than this.

>Implying Pakistan reaches the semis

>win predictor: 45-55 Afghanistan
lads...

looks like john lennon

that's the partnership, yes sir

BASED

wish she'd give my pee a chance

They could fucking do this!

how much do the taliban pay as an average salary lads? think it could be a really rewarding career choice

THIS is the prediction

wish she'd beat me

Dear ASIO this is a thread of peace

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about treefiddy but you get a harem of underage pashtun girls

Gimme
Worry.jpg although DLS score is a better indicator

thanks alan. over to you rameez

My apologies for swearing there I got a little over excited
I heard they pay 3 goats a year and 72 virgins when you die. I can not vouch for the quality of either the goats or the virgins though

Not out

Indian cunts trying to cheat with this appeal fucking dogcunts

wow...so...this is...the power of...MS DOS

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Can Dohni do anything right? Should be sacked

>being this obsessed with mere 14% Muslim population
Literally living RENT FREE in bhangi minds

>13 (32)

fuck off dude

>Dhoni pressuring the umpires

He’s past it. Going senile at 38

doesn't matter. they just need to retain wickets. if india bowls 50 overs, afghans will win.

Sachin rolling in his Ganges right now

run rate will eventually be an issue though

BASED DWAYNE LEVEROCK

which game is better for a drunk dosser like me to watch and shitpost to?

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Actually it's spelt Ganga m8

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Feeling sleepy lads

> want to go to sleep
> want to see India get btfo
Decisions

Gonna watch the cs instead, proper sport

windies aren't keen to get a wicket, allwoing them easy singles

India losing here would be one of the most historic upsets in world cup history lad, the memes and shitposting would be fucking glorious. why would you risk missing out on that?

no wonder he won Asiangf 2018 cup

doing through a rough patch lads

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THAT
WAS A WICKET

VIJAY SHANKAR VECHI SEI MACHI PODU MAMA WATHA

Based Taylor

just need 2 more quick wickets and we're back in the game

the city of attbatabwad

there's no fucking way afghanistan wins

graveyard of empires m8

INDIA IN FLAMES
RAJIBUL ON POOICIDE WATCH

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Afghanistan already won

All they have to do is knock around singles

Hashmatulah will be a crucial wicket. Can't believe i'm saying that today

Is that coke on her nose

How good is Kane Williamson lads? Love watching him bat

yeah women have to have a cheeky sniff before the match and in the innings break to keep their biologically inferior bodies active for the complete 100 overs

seething because he's a poo peelander but he has talent

I always considered posts like that to be obvious sardonic bait for YEARS

no way is sincere

No one knows, even the kiwis are watching India

Based

big fan of his brother the undertaker lol

Is Dravid commentating anywhere?
Would love to hear Dravid, Sanga and Isa together.

>no way is sincere

true, pay no mind it's probably that mong cunt West Australian who had to bogan-fix his way around the ISP ban after Christchurch shooting.

mmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with this post

literally who are you talking about

big man gayle for some pies

Just finished reading Musashi by Eiji Yoshikawa, highly recommended by me.

Here's musashi's code of life bro

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this but unironically

lol

??

you didn't need to but you now remember Rana Naved

Had to go into the CBD to get a gram from one of the zoomers pubs. Was grim

can i still take drugs?

the afghans might want to avoid maiden overs if they want to make a go of this

Based image. Saved

Don't understand 13. Seems so inconsequential

how does he keep coming back from the grave?

>Ceaser

man got ran out the island by Cassivellaneus

there's a retard who posts here and in /afl/ who has to proxy his way past the ISP ban from Optus/Telstra after the mosque shooting in NZ, took him 9 weeks at least kek

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Will read.
Thanks Fren :)

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KEK this pathetic damage control by sanjya
just shut the FUCK up you stupid cunt

afganis in complete control here nige

Don't think he posts in /cric/, doesn't ring a bell.
Also why would he not just change his dns like everyone else? takes 30 seconds.

arab money

Good low-scoring game lads

jah rastafari

Should never get too used to comforts and luxury, makes you lazy.

yeah, it's exciting

because he is a mong or his ISP is DNS poisoning which can't be overcome by resetting DNS

why does kayo use to much ram? 8gigs for this single firefox tab
what a shit service

based straffo

At what moment should I start worrying?

BEACH BALL BTFO

hmm, good food usually requires preparation and effort to cook, the opposite of laziness. first half makes sense though.

literally and unironically 40 overs into india's innings

Now ;_;

Mujahadeen making a scene

how long can we get away with Kane carrying us

pandya bouncing out the afghani manlets

ROSS BTFO

as long as we get away with kohli carrying us

Ambrose and Holding rolled into one

I don't get this "if they bat the time" meme. They're not scoring over 200.

>poo peeland

Gayle hurt himself after celebrating KEK

BLACK SABBATH LADS

>getting out to grandad gayle
Kek no wonder all the kiwis are watching India

yeah its grim
whenever I switch tabs and back it takes ages just to reopen properly

Kuldeep's FURIOUS

The bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willie

>Failor

when kohli's house gets stoned after losing

Ok i'm officially worried now.

cricket's most venerable boomer

Based

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India need to start thinking about taking some wickets before Afghanistan score the required amount of runs.

The pursuit of greatness should be every man's occupation. good luck bros

can any hindu bro rec me some good hindu lit? I heard adi shankara is based

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just watch on illegal streams user

*blocks gayle's path*

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based universe god

Just live by the Qur'an. You have the gift of divine guidance.

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yeah, if you have split screen it gets even worse. have to just restart firefox every few hours.

>afghanistan lose 5 in a row then beat india

not sure what to make of this

Bhagavad Gita

BRING THE FIELD UP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

Business idea: the bowler wears EarPods and a supreme hoody

the moon looking nice tonight lads

especially the part about lashing people for adultery
the society is becoming very degenerate

They should give this Aghan team a shot at Test cricket.

sun shining down nicely this afternoon lads

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I have read parts of it actually. I'd rather read the mahabharata to get the full context but its too long lol

did the nig do the dance?

Required run rate looms

Me on the right

Fun fact: Vedic literature predicted the advent of Prophet Muhammed (SAW).
speakingtree.in/allslides/kalki-avtar-prophet-muhammad

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redpill me on punishments for degeneracy mentioned in the Quran

>Gayle is actually injured after celebrating

Oh no no no no

Chris Gayle is now the leading wicket-taker for West Indies against New Zealand in ODIs.

advertisers will be SEETHING when the millions of poos turn the game off later on

cuties

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Yog vashist

life is nothing but a series of disappointments
true for even the greatest men, Augustus, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Alexander

Fuck Lankies lads

imagine being indian right now

250 million gloating pakistanis tuning in at once should offset their losses

Already turned off

how much Hindi do Afghans understand

so true

Imagine you say? ;_;

kalki is supposed to come when current epoch is ending, silly. sort of like jesus second coming for christians

probably nothing
they speak farsi don't they?

you're a day late, mate

Still seething

what happened to Alexander to be disappointed? half the world was not enough for him?

KEK if you think afg can actually chase this
we indians will have the last laugh like always

he was at work

Some party that would be.
youtu.be/E1rstounJYQ

he got merced by disease

i just switched over to nz vs wi match

he died young and his empire crumbled
everything he achieved was for nothing

Nice, maybe new zealanders might too

hey poos! make a new thread for you white masters. chop chop you savvy?

Imagine celebrating there lmao not even worth going upstairs

So the edge appeal got turned down but what if it shows that he hit in the stumping replay? Is it then out despite the review not being for the catch?

Fucking.Based.

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

If only they had TV's or internet

NEW THREAD

yeah out

It's 3am here lad give us a break

He lived his life well, he fulfilled his potential.

thanks street shitter

based bane does it again, surely the most clutch odi batsman in the world right now

Imagine if Klusner made THAT run, eh?

not yet