> Marozsan is back and in training! Rumor has it she might even make the squad for today (although not the starting XI)
> If she plays against Nigeria, Alexandra Popp will win her 100th cap for the national team. The Wolfsburg forward made her debut for the side in 2010 and is competing at her third Women's World Cup.
Kickoff: 17:30 local time.
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Will miss the first game and probably most of the 2nd. Hope it's a good day anyway
Why miss it?
Going to see my brother and his kids. 'I'm watching women's football instead' isnt a good enough excuse.
Bump my thread pls
>> Marozsan is back and in training! Rumor has it she might even make the squad for today (although not the starting XI)
But she broke her toe. How is that even healthy to kick a football again?
Based will watch
It's another rainy day in Grenoble, which might actually suit the German team. However, thunderstorms are a possibility as well for today and between the lovely mountains of this city, I can already hear muffled thunder in the distance.
Do you think we will play in a 4-4-2 with Bühl and Popp?
>Germany v Nigeria
>not Nigeria v Germany
There HAS to be at least one broadcaster that hasn't got the memo not to use NIG as the shorthand for Nigeria!
It has always been NGA.
yeah, and germany should be GMY?
for me, it is NIG
Niger is NIG
Have sex!
4hours boys
Who /Nigeria/ here?
Russia will surely deliver
Sir, yes, sir!
she was pretty qt
She still is.
Real Madrid finally getting a woman's team
Finally they can break the women's transfer fee record.
>the women's transfer fee record.
what is it now?
Don't know.
Trying to google but cant find anything. I'm guessing it's not much though
>In 2018 clubs spent only $564,354 on a total of 696 transfers.
>619 of the 696 transfers were made out of contract, resulting in no fee being exchanged between clubs.
>266 of the transfers made out of contract were players moving from an amateur club to a professional one
We are still at the beginning.
Looking at the 2018 report, it doesn't state the record but 97% of transfers had no fee involved, 2% were for under $25k and 1% over $25k.
So I'd guess the record can't be any more than $100k.
how do warm women's shoes fresh off the training smell?
do their husbands wash their shoes and their socks and panties?
imagine if you live with gf, her hair are everywhere in the house, and her panties are next to yours hanging in a bathroom, and there is a smell of her every time you come home
>tfw no gf
even sleeping in an oxygen tank it took rooney 1 month to fix his metatarsal. how will she be back so soon? this is fishy brehs
>do their husbands wash their shoes and their socks and panties?
This guy does the laundry of the German team.
i know it's cool being a kitman because you're around the team but i can't see myself doing it into my 60s
>play american football once
>be fat for the rest of your life
Bild: "That's why we now are going very far." The German newspaper is highly confident about their nation's chances. They go on to say: "All top favourites - USA, France, Norway, Australia, England and Brazil - are in the other half of the bracket and will eliminate each other en route to the final. So girls, now everything is possible!"
Still don't get why she was benched.
i wonder if they will actually try and put together the galacticos of women's football or do favors for the daughters of rich season ticket holders
hue menzies decided blessing the world with 2 matches of sydney was all we could handle
That's the best age to start desu, when you're no longer physically capable of playing or coaching, but still want to be an important part of your club. Same goes for turnstile operators.
>how do warm women's shoes fresh off the training smell?
like a mans
unless they went there on frees I'd imagine Marta or Alex Morgan to Orlando Pride would be the biggest ones
germany's only hope is if nigeria lets them off the hook like china
germs to lose 2-1
>try anal sex with my gf
>feels goodman
>pull cock out
>head has specs of feces on it
>gf braps right after
>overwhelming smell of shit fills my nostrils and the room
what. the. fuck.
What did you think would happen when you put your dick in a shithole?
i've been impressed with how much content those prematch blogs have. fifa actually gives a shit.
this is not the thread
Nigeria have competed in every Women's World Cup so far, but they've only won one of their 12 games against European opposition. That was a 2-0 victory against Denmark in 1999 on their way to the knockout rounds, the only time they've qualified from the groups before this tournament.
is popp about to sign that water bottle?
>even sleeping in an oxygen tank it took rooney 1 month to fix his metatarsal. how will she be back so soon? this is fishy brehs
Not all breaks are the same. Also, Rooney's a terrible example. He was probably taking that month to get his hair plugs touched up.
I would not play Maroszan today, though. There's no need to risk it against an opponent they should easily beat.
>against an opponent they should easily beat
france needed var to beat nigeria. take heed desu.
Based tackle. Nigeria will play dirty today.
i hate women
Have sex m8.
I'd only have sex with another man, like I said, I hate women.
Cute :3
germany's opponents have carried them to the rd of 16 tbqh
Not me.
>i hate women
Why did your father abandon you and why do you blame your mother for it?
Like a cute trap or a big muscley fella?
>if nigeria lets them off the hook like china
yeah Germany won't make the same mistake twice. When we know that the opponent is going to play murderball from the start, we'll start Oberdorf from the beginning.
lmao. Girl is 17 and already as big as two of these chinks.
Everything comes with a price
>imagine unironically falling for porn memes
Based.
Guess I'll be watching some nigress' get blitzkrieged
So they discount Sweden, the Dutch, and even the team they play today that would have beaten France minus VAR, Nigeria?
>BUT MEN DO IT TOO SHUT UP
This shit has been happening constantly this world cup.
not clicking that shit nigga
Shut up
Traps look like women and I thought I made it clear already that I hate women. Big beefy blokes only for me!
That's Niger, not Nigeria
Forever in my heart
lmao
Based.
To give more people some playing time. They knew they weren't going through anyway.
Sniff
"The danger for Germany is right there: Nigeria has nothing to lose, for them this game is just fun. They already felt like they were knocked out and will relish that game. It will be a tough nut for the German team", says former Germany striker Inka Grings on T-Online.de. "The German team must not hold on to the ball for too long. Nevertheless, they have to be patient and clever in build-up - then they will find some gaps."
Francisca finna dab on these Krauts
Jackie > Literally everyon else
I think he was going for something else.
>Jackie > Literally everyone else
Apart from Engen and winkfu
based
>Jackie Noelle Groenen verlässt nach vier Jahren den 1. FFC in Frankfurt und wird nach der Weltmeisterschaft ab Juli das Aufsteiger-Trikot von Manchester United überstreifen. Die 24-Jährige freut sich nach Karriereende auf den „geliebten Wohnsitz in Holland.“ 2017, mit den Oranje Leeuwinnen als Europameisterin in den Frauenfußball-Olymp aufgestiegen, hat die Mittelfeld-Allrounderin mit dem 1. FFC zwar keine nationalen oder internationalen Club-Titel geholt, ist indes stolz auf ihren Job „in einer der immer noch stärksten Ligen der Welt“. Groenens Erfolg ist hart erarbeitet und das schönste Liga-Lachen Ausdruck innerer Zufriedenheit: Die willensstarke Persönlichkeit hatte als „Winzigkleine“ 2010 in Essen, nur mit einer Sporttasche unterwegs, bei Coach Markus Högner angefragt, und „durfte mitspielen in der Bundesliga“. Nach Stationen in Duisburg, dem dortigen finanziellen KO und „einer in jeder Hinsicht perfekten Organisation“ bei Chelsea, holte der damalige FFC-Coach Colin Bell die wieselflinke und stets mit größter Übersicht bestechende Niederländerin 2015 zum Club am Brentanobad.
Italy's Galli also is a very underrated qt
Germany and Nigeria have played a combined 67 Women's World Cup matches between them - and they've only ever played out one goalless draw. That came in the Europeans' victorious 2007 campaign, when they were held 0-0 by England during the group stages.
top qt, but the eyebrows freak me out.
Italy!
I remember watching women’s football being a kid and an active player, my first memory being Brandi Chastain celebrating in her sports bra and the following argument whether a woman should be allowed to take her top off in celebration.
Mia Hamm was this sort of deity and the Brazilians had quirky names like Sissi and Fanta.
I would always tune in every now and then and the sport would gain popularity during Germany’s golden years in the early 2000s, Nadine Angerer went a whole tournament without conceding a goal, I mean who does that in the modern days.
Then in 2011 we finally got to host it ourselves and everyone involved was motivated trying to make it as magical as the men’s World Cup five years earlier.
The stadiums were somewhat filled due to clever venue selection and Germany made it through the group alright.
The hype abruptly died with an anticlimactic extra time loss to Japan in the quarterfinal, the potential female football hotbed of Germany couldn’t be arsed anymore.
Admittedly, the 2011 WWC Final is still the greatest women’s football game to this day.
Eight years after these events I still don’t see any technical nor physical progress made by the female players, goalkeepers still look silly diving for balls with their non existent reaction times and zero reflexes, lowlight reels of defensive errors can be seen all over Twitter.
A six foot one defender is almost an automatic cheat code for headed goals and players still fail to clear the near post on corners and crosses more often than not.
They’ve expanded the tournament to include more nations but some of these teams look overwhelmed, having no business at this stage of the event.
Old and over the hill players are still part of even the elite teams and get considerable amounts of playing time, where is the young talent?
It’s a sad game with a sad outlook, I doubt it will be better in eight years time.
Italy only has one qt. And she is mine
that's some weird ass pasta
That's a cute boy
How is she Italian if she doesn't use her hands to speak?
Fuck off, these are honest thoughts.
>Orlando Pride
What kind of praid? Rainbow?
Based and thotpilled
They're off camera
Why are the Afghans openers so fat? I thought they were starving.
OK, assuming you actually typed all that out, why do you care about the women's game at all if it's so shit?
If you do care, don't you see the developments in the game or are you still thinking about it in terms of the men's game? Women's goalkeeping will never be as good as the men's. The game's tactics will simply have to develop around that.
Go back and actually watch footage from back then and you can see how even the top teams back then were demonstrably worse in terms of fitness, skill and tactics.
Remember, the women's game is really only about 30 years old. It's developing surprisingly quickly.
Is this /biathlon/?
If so, Hanna CUTEberg
>she is mine
No, she is mine
Valentina Giacinti
It’s just tiresome to see no big leaps made in a span of a football generation, yes it’s a young sport but improvements should be immediately noticeable.
Like I said I think they blew their chance here to really improve the youth development in the years since the tournament.
Post the other wink
see
>Nigeria vs Germany
Every 14 y/o potential school shooter's wet dream has come to life
How do you see no improvements, though?
I'm not sure what exactly you're looking for? Do you expect the players to have the physiques of the men or something?
Improvements in fitness will be the among the slowest to arrive since only the American and English leagues are fully professional at the moment. A part-time player cannot focus on her fitness as much when she also has another job.
Which African team is going to win today?
I guess this statement can be boiled down to two questions. Why is women's fooball still much worse in terms of playing compared to men's football? And why has there been no substantial improve during the last the last years?
First: you have to see that women are indeed less physical than men. And in all honesty, 99% of women who practise sports know that. The >muh stronk KWEEN btfoing sexist pigs, is only a fat tumblrina's wet dream. Men are on average taller, stronger. They shoot harder, run faster etc. This won't change in the future unless crazy cunts start messing with genetics or extreme hormone treatment.
Second: The reason why women don't improve significally anymore is because there is less professionalism in women's sport. Most of them don't rely on their athletic skills as an source of income. Hence they don't have the chance to spend such amount of their spare time for sport. Personally, when you look how men's football is dominated by a bunch of Ngubus and videogaymes playing menchildren, I don't think this is a bad thing that women need to get an education. So people should be careful what they're wishing for because if the professionalism and wages rise, women's football will be also dominated by grown retards and highschool dropouts.
Lina Hurtig to skishooting when?
Germany 3 - Nigeria 0
Australia 2 - Norway 1
She very cute
What are caps? They keeps mentioning them, but don't explain what they are.
THESE
1 cap = 1 time played for the national team
Do friendlies count?
>I guess this statement can be boiled down to two questions. Why is women's fooball still much worse in terms of playing compared to men's football? And why has there been no substantial improve during the last the last years?
Your two questions are inane.
1. Women's football is worse because it's got 30 years of development, not 100+. It's not even totally professionalized yet. Plus, you're measuring it to a standard they'll never meet since they will never be men.
2. Your second question is based on a false premise since there's been tremendous improvement in even just the last World Cup cycle. If you want to deny it, that's fine, but then you'll be arguing in bad faith.
Caps are the number of appearances a player has made for the national team.
Is it an acronym or something?
no
This fucking guy just said Spain was better than USA. Is he high?
No, it is (or was) a physical cap that is given out. Nowadays it's usually in the form of a certificate but some teams like England will actually give a player a commemorative cap for each appearance.
It's based on a very old tradition before common team uniforms were a thing so players on a team all wore matching hats.
No they used to get given hats each time
How are you not just telling that guy to have sex? I'm in awe of your self-restraint.
here in belgium players are given an actual cap once they reach the 100th match with the nt
>CHIMPOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Slim pickings today lads
that's really cute actually.
I love the design of that stadium, though.
Where is Hope?
Must be with another broadcaster for this one.
We need lots of goals today
comfy earfriendly broadcast
Kanu!
In my honest opinion, there will be at least another five to ten years before we see really good female football players. You're only going to get good at football if you start at a very young age, which most boys do, but not many girls. Those who did quickly gave up or just kept doing it as a hobby when they reached school age, because there was no future in it. Of course there have been exceptions, but you get my point. Nowadays things are changing, with womens' role in Western society no longer confined to the kitchen, and women's soccer gaining popularity and publicity. That's why you have players like Ada Hegerberg who grew up in the sticks, where there was nothing to do but kick a ball around, and growing up at the same time as women's football really started to kick off. Naturally she became really good.
Assuming this development, where girls not only started playing football at a young age, but also grew up knowing they could pursue a carreer as a football player, started about 10 years ago, the female football players of the future are only little kids still. In five years they will be noticed by the larger clubs, and in ten years they'll play on the national team. You can add another 20 to 500 years for more conservative countries, this is why teams such as Thailand have sucked so badly in this WC. In South Korea for example, they have some 500 women playing football at a professional level, out of a population of 51 million. That's where every country was a few decades ago, so you only got the really dedicated ones like Marta and Mia Hamm, and later Ada Hegerberg et al. Considering this, the sport has developed amazingly quickly. I think the Women's European Championships in ten years will be on par with the men's, honestly.
Sorry for rambling, but those are my two cents.
From Nigeria
it's weird thst they don't seem to notice it
heres jan vertonghen when he recieved it from the federation president who had as a surprise guess for him his mom
MVT needs to retire. She looks terrible and couldn't even be bothered to show up in uniform for her team photo.
Links ?
This. Honestly, I think this is the reason that this year will probably be the last for utter US dominance.
As more countries get into it the weaknesses of the American system will make themselves felt. (Primarily that soccer is a sport for rich kids here)
>went to a hotel to watch the match
>People here are watching AFCON
ffs
footiebite
where is the russian who collects german accents?
WE
popp is shit
Deutschland über alles!
fuck off fugee
They stole your bikes though.
...
Is this the same ref from the other day?
VAR from spain and mexico
Is it required they do the lesbian handshake?
based! I'm still always singing the first verse.
>tfw we share a birthday
I want that Aussie to be my gf, what's her name?
>whot
oh nein nein nein
The real referees...
>All these shadows around the goal
>Can't see shit
What brainlet designed this?
WE WAZ
I hope the Germans finally find a solution to this match
fucking hell
The chinese ref?
>not knowing based sam kerr
>not knowing based sam kerr is gay
you're no longer allowed to look at webms of steph rayner desu
Lol, this. Can't see the goal or the ball, one would argue those are important components of the game.
this is going to be an issue
Kerr, probably one of the best forwards in this WC.
I'm sick of these late flags...
It's too fucking hot lads, legit can't cope with this shit. Just wanna enjoy football without feeling like I'm on Mars
ORDEGA
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Mars is freezing you doofus
it has to stop
As the commentators keep bringing up, someone will end up getting hurt since play will continue when it should've been stopped although I can understand the reason for allowing them to play on incase the linesman gets it wrong
What's his endgame?
Footybite doesn't event list it
What is hot for bongs?
Cute
FUCK, I meant Venus
Anything in double digits centigrade.
/tennis/
northern US here, hot is anything over 20c
75 degrees probably
Anything over 20C
>Women sport
>Ole, ole ole ole, Ole, Ole
Olay should fire whoever handles their marketing department, really missed the boat on this one.
use freedom units, please
that's cute
Any measurement that exceeds twenty degrees centigrade
It's about 70F
it's "allez"
>WADGE-YA LINE
You use farenheit?
wew. 1/3 of the first half over and exactly nothing happened so far.
Why are the crowd so quiet?
Level of excitement when Germany scores a goal.
"Okay, Hummels, Kroos, Mueller, goal, okay."
däbritz a qt
Yes, since this is a US territory we use freedom units as well.
You don't?
They'll do anything to get Sempai to notice them.
Cuz you either have to cheer for Germs or Nigs
Thx bra
Now I know. And now I know about Steph Rayner too.
We play like shit desu.
damn, hot as fuck. where are thy going to insert those two objects?
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NEGROS RAUS
VAR time bois
Seriously, FUCK VAR
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Bend over, user
Okay, corner in , Popp, goal, okay.
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What the fuck is this VAR shit now??? EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GOAL??? IS THIS A JOKE?
Ruining the fucking sport and celebration
Kek
fucking var
REFBALL
REFBALL
>VAR incoming
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GOAL OVERTURNED!
OFFSIDE!
VARRED.com
QUICK FROM WHICH PART OF GERMANY ARE YOU GUYS FROM
What a shit show
>obstructing the goalie
biggest meme foul ever. If your keeper can't keep his space clean he is not a real keeper
>still misusing var
That was offside. Fuck this Hitler loving semen slurping sport. It's nein for me.
fucking lmfao, this is such pussy shit, in hockey you can stand in front of the goalie and block vision entirely.
Post sad nog reaction
Based var
Underalterbach, Bavaria
F U L D A
RIP Nigs
ERA BENULDY!
VAR??????????? ERA ERA ERA PENAL
MOAR VARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Shut up dumbass the head was so far in the corner she never could’ve gotten that ball
Varball
ERA
>Kahn will never try to bite a chunk out of your neck and jaw
VEE
AYY
ARR
YEAH, and police officer LALAS wouldn't shut up about "breaking the law." He is not actually a cop to my knowledge, but still. STUPID rules!
ERA
Can't wait for the inevitable penalty shootout. Every shot has to be taken twice, GKs getting yellow and red cards, etc etc.This shit is ruining the sport desu.
Also, ERA PENAL
Jesus Crist, the ref should just carry a tablet with her if they are going to use VAR this much
ERA
PKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPK
imagine hating hitler
Based VAR redeems itself instantly
that ref bout to get lynched
clumsy git
KEK I love var now
Jesus this is borderline unwatchable.
It's like fucking NFL football now.
God I love varball
she should git fucking gud
That should’ve been a red
Holy fucking refball
HOLY FUCK THIS VAR!
AMEN VAR IS POLICE Nanny state! VAR SUCKS! PC of futball or something
>5 minute VAR break every goal
>5 minute VAR break every decision
I just want to watch some qts
ERA
China lady sounds American.
France is a colony of Nigeria.
gg
>around NGA...
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yo number 13 is a total babe
why memebritz shooting though? I want Popp!
Of Bavarian heritage I think.
Based cutie with her big nose.
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Who took that pen? What a dime
DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ
Nigera playing murderball
She looks like surfer dude about to catch a gnarly wave
RRACISTS. Ignorant idiots
CUTE
We're the baddies now
Read the last few posts and take a wild guess
Hnnngggg
>that thong
Are they gonna use these new rules for the Men’s WC in Qatar as well???
absolutely no idea, does anybody in this thread know her name? please post it itt
my penis is ready
>implying you weren't before
Straßburg
I want to Däb in her Ritz if you know what I mean.
you ok man?
>now
of course not. This is the testing ground. It clearly needs more work.
This is just the start, at least 2 red carts for Nigeria this game.
Mate, FIFA literally scrapped the yellow cards for encroaching in penalty shootouts. This has been known for days.
Top kek, I fucking love that image.
VAR might as well just put the refs out of their job Tbh
Hmmm, frank?
The referees on the pitch are Japanese. みんな!
Please beat U.S. They are arrogant cunts and ungrateful to our country.
Where the fuck do you think you are?
Windhoek
yes yes
>remove shorts
LET THE WOMEN PLAY IN THONGS!
STUPID VAR "LAWS" not laws RULES. STUPID RULES!
pantsu
it's the racist crowd. they hate white people
Sniff
Best one so far
Anime and Weebs BTFO.
>nigs and g*rms
>expecting qts
put put PUT PUT IT IN DA POOPER PUT IT IN DA POOP, DOOP DO DO DOOP.
what now?
>'das racis' meme from Mullatoland.
OH MAMA!
ERECTIS RISETH!
#11 reminds be of Werner
American commentators just keep shitting on VAR and fifa
i wonder if Quinn would go out with me
Cute
lol, what the fuck
This. First woman world cup in a African colony.
Based Nigerians absolutely body checking the germs
kek
>mistaken identity check
I despise VAR now without a doubt, stopping the game every 10 seconds for 2 minutes.
VAR killed this game
Na y'all bitches racist as hell an y'all no it i b white but gangsta as fuck yo up in dis Yea Forums shit u feel me? All y'all bitches ain't shit, bring all yo bois wil c wits up muthafuckas NO DAT!
She is shit?
samefag
>t. Chang Zhou
List your qualities
GIVETH THAT ASS!
Yes, they did
What does it even mean?
Can somebody explain what happened?
ok
in case y'all don't know this VAR shit is FIFA testing the waters at full ref automation. They're going to replace all refs with robotics by 2025.
wrong player got the yellow
nah the squished up face. Dont tell me this doesn't look like the love child of Kimmich and Werner
To check if the given yellow card was given to the right player.
lick lick
Hmm, based on this list I think you should just b urself
well they gotta have robots for Qatar or the refs are going to have heat strokes and die on the field
Top fucking kek
>glitch in the matrix
Was that penalty and yellow fair since she made contact with the ball?
Refs have sent people off who didn't inflict the foul because they saw black skin colour and assumed it was them. Arsenal vs Chelsea is a prime example of this and totally fucked Arsenal because they lost a better player.
they all look the same to her
THe STINK
was the gibbs and Ox situation ?
Yellow got the wrong player
she needed to make sure the person she called out wasn't white
lmao
do u think the people in the VAR office just do it cuz they’re bored
Arsenal has non-shit players?
No no no
>Be Japanese
>All white people look the same.
BASED.
brazzaville
>that annoyed look by gwinn
they always make me diamonds
Why are so many of these damn germs hot?
what's with all the reffing? she's calling every little thing
Women's football is shit. The only thing women are even good for is looking at naked.
>inb4 faggots call me sexist
I am. Shocking I know, but I weighed up the facts and that's where I landed. If you don't like it? well, you better learn to deal, because I'm going to be posting a lot around here from now on.
japanese autism
See, that is Popp with short hair.
>huth
HUTH? more like SLUT am I right?
Nigeria could easily slip in some dudes into that team and no one would notice
Yeah. They had no good defenders full stop and none on the bench and lost Gibbs which fucked their defence and they lost like 6-0.
Is this a copypasta or am I having a brain aneurysm?
How much added time will we see? 10 mins?
better than sudaca refereeing
thank you for the pasta, Luigi
Yikes. kys.
We'll have to check VAR first
5
It's pasta. It's been posted several times a day since the start of the WC
This poor fellow has to wash them after the game ;-)
Tbh I think one of their players was tested for testosterone levels
It must be hard to be a racist white commentator and have to pretend that you don't hate the black teams right?.
That girl has some yellow ass teeth
lol, have to var the var decision. Have to var the celebration. have to var them using the bathroom. have to var the death penalties.
that behind the back was sick
>3 VARsinsons
>only 4 minutes extra time
I just hope these niggers don't chimp out in the second half. A German player might get hurt.
What will we post for half-time this time
They did it because they are black, right?
how do you say that in German?
Bacon
cuties (female)
Ich hoffe nur, dass diese Nigger in der zweiten Hälfte nicht schimpfen. Ein deutscher Spieler könnte verletzt werden.
>schimpfen
VAR is the mvp of this match
No way this should be given,
VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR
words can hurt too, you know
>schimpfen
Based VAR. Screw Nigeria
South Brazil
Post half time brappers
Ich hopen deze niggeren in die schweide half nicht outchimpen. Ein Deutsche spiller schaden might.
t. German expert
who /workout and wwc/ here?
Sorry user, we're gonna have to check with VAR for that post you made
Fuckkk, cute!
racemixing
Actually it is: *** ***** ***, **** ****** ****** ** *** ******* ****** ***** *********. *** ******** ********** ******* ********* *******
Because everything would be censored in Germany, because of "hate speech" (also known as truth).
Goal line technology is fine, the VAR offsides works, but these fucking constant penalty checks are making the game intolerable.
Neither team could get into any kind of rhythm.
>var check
>no handball
MANNheim
It's almost as if FIFA is corrupt beyond measure
You forgot the period at the end of your sentence. PENALTY!
>NIG vs GER
Kek
Lads...
>in position for a ride
i don't get it
NIGER!!!! hehehehe
>check twitter feed
>nignogs cry racism
>close twitter
same old, same old
>It's almost as if FIFA is corrupt beyond measure
Imagine if their corruption was combined with any semblance of competence on their part.
why do u follow black people
>checking twitter
>check twitter feed
Oh, that's where it all went wrong.
I want to punch Alexi Lalas in the fucking face
you're a niger
nice
Can't wait for Norway-Australia
that's a downgrade. means he's doing good today.
Wtf why hasn’t anyone cancelled this country yet? That’s so racist!!!!
>es riecht nach viertelfinale
what exactly is he smelling guys
BULL
U
L
L
DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ
The many blacks in the stadium.
My brap detector is going off the scale
the mixture of salty sweat and pheromones mmmmmm
BÜLL
SCHITT
THE FEMALE FUNK. Each female is unique in smell. Those funky stinky FEET.
racist
puh
Aah too bad
Damn, that was close
Chauvinist PIG
They had the whistle ready to blow offside in case they actually made that goal.
stop being a nigger, neger
RACIST BITCH GO BACK TO CHIMPMANIA.
Something happened!
First day here sweatie?
why is germany wearing black and green?
>BBC Waifu awards are open for your vote
bbc.co.uk
Which German cutie is getting your vote lads? For me it’s Dabritz
you mad you lost two world wars in a row?
RACIST! That is RACIST
Visited norf for the first time today lads. All the memes were true.
I'm with Camaroon, fuck white people.
NA I AINT NEW OR SWEATIE MAYBE U IZ
Half of nigeria team could pass as men lmaooo
holy fuck bbc is KEKED
>vote 10s on all the germans, scores go up
>vote 1s on all the nigers, scores don't change
interesting that the germans were all 4s and 5s but the nigers were 7+
rmmt
And RanGOOOON, lol Now known as Burma. Germany's Ma Goooooool, lol
Sara Däbritz is just perfect
TRULY
NEW BREAD:
nice backheel there desu
LET THE AFRICANS WIN OR YOURE A RACIST
hot
pig
For me it's Gwinn.
No, wait, now know as Myanmar, like MEINMER (sp) of the Netherlands team, lol
The STINK
BASED and REDPILLED
