/hoc/

go knights

can someone tell me why in the sweet jesus of fuck did the flames draft another manlet?

Reckon I could use another bowl but do I really want to up til 3 in the morning?

Yeah, I didn't see this posted.

>pettersson... to podkolzin... SCORES
>THE CANUCKS DEFEAT THE COYOTES IN OT, THEY'RE GOING TO THE FINALS!

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>muh manlet
Kids young and can grow. 5’9 isn’t terrible. Plus he has skill. If he can put up some weight and bulk up, then I see him working

potsmokzin will be the next yakupov and nucks fans will literally shit their pants and cry

i'm not convinced. flames did fuck all in the playoffs and marner was invisible too. manlets are not the way

>replying to a shitpost
go back please

bar user reporting, big tiddy girl is still here, broken down teacher girl got here, local degenerates are here too, i love you /hoc/ my second fanily

also, fuck boston and the rat, and kippers

what about marchand? he was a big reason the bruins went to the finals and he's 5'9"

Yeah Winnipeg is fine if you're a normie but if you're an NHLer I'd rather live in literally any other market.

wasn't a big fan of the pod pick at first, but it makes sense now

exception that proves the rule

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hope you get laid lad

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missed the draft, did montreal draft a good finn?

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /hoc/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Matt Duchene (yes, THE Matt Duchene from Columbus) getting signed by the Arizona Coyotes! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming headlines when Matt Duchene skates into the desert!

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I can’t see him as yakupov since he was basically a galchenyk babby.
Flames also got their shit kicked in. Didn’t help that guadreau completely fucked up a penalty shot in game 5 and really didn’t have it going.
Marchand is the exception

DON'T

Me neither but I think the scouting staff deserves the benefit of the doubt

example to disprove your claim

The kid isn't afraid to play physical despite being a manlet.
You're getting a Theo Fleury kind of player. You should be happier user.

>draft winners with generational talents chosen
New Jersey
New York Rangers
Chicago
Colorado
Los Angeles
Detroit
Buffalo
Anaheim
Arizona
Minnesota
Florida
Philadelphia
Vegas
Dallas
Pittsburgh
New York Islanders
Nashville
Washington
Tampa Bay
Carolina
Boston
>draft losers with generational busts chosen
Calgary
Oilers
Vancouver
Montreal
Senators
Jets

same here. if they took caufield/krebs/newhook they would have likely taken a couple years to reach the nhl too. a lot of people are raving over his talent, sounds like the 2year wait was the big issue.

for me it’s the las vegas golden knights

Gee someone has the hate boner for canada

Welp, I mean. It would be a pretty good fit desu.

exactly, what benning said made sense. either way they were going to wait 2 years, so why not go for podkolzin? he's insanely talented as well

Players that will be in the league for many years
Jack Hughes
Kappo kakko
Bowen byram
Dylan cozens
Moritz seider
Spencer knight
Cole caufield
Ville heinola
Simon holmstrom
Ryan suzuki

polestrokzin AKA yakupov II

I'm more concerned about the Russian factor.

there are also all sorts of stories and tales about how utica isnt too good at developing players, so maybe its better he stays away.

true, but he doesn't care. he just wants to play in the nhl

I’d rate podkolzin but I want to wait and see how he does. The KHL can make or break him

>Players that will be in the league for many years
>Ryan suzuki
Are you saying that >my 'Canes actually didn't do something stupid?

he sounds like he wants to play in the nhl. when he was drafted he seemed pretty excited.

based coping retards

anyone pretending they know how the draftees will turn out is talking out their ass cheeks

remember when you guys said puljujarvi was generational and should've went 1st overall?

yea not the retard who is comparing a 10th overall selection yakupov

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Pulju will awaken to the tune of 30 goals this year

>coping
it doesn't matter who was picked at 10 when most of them would've required a year or two to develop before making the nhl, you retard. if that was the case, then podkolzin was a steal of a pick considering he was rated the most talented player in the draft behind hughes and kakko

this is my most well known post in /hoc/. feels good.

i really hope this podkolzin pick works out just so that >we can shit on the soilers for passing on him

... as a member of Jokerit in the KHL.

>Bulju goes off to play in some Finnish league
>the NHL keeps not sending players to the olympics
>but Bulju is free to go
>he leads Team Finland to their first-ever olympic gold medal and scores the game-winning goal
/hoc/ won't be laughing then.

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Yeah they all do at the draft. The problem is when things get difficult there's a nice comfy highpaying league at home they can always go back to. Not saying that will happen but its a draw players from other countries don't have.

I was there to witness it

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>Mr. Bettman, I don't feel so good

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Can't wait for Bulju to join the KHl then immediately tear his ACL then retire

i wonder why edmongolia fans keep posting pics of their memeboy when he wants out

not comparing their talent, but just their situation, tarasenko was in a very similar situation his draft year. he was a projected top5 pick but told nhl teams he wanted to develop back in russia instead of over here and ended up falling down to 16th. he stayed in russia for 2 years before coming over here and being a total steal for the blose who were willing to gamble on the >russia factor.

Crazy that even though Laine and pulju were 1&2 in they're draft year so close to beating each other for the best. Puju is still such a fucking bust well Laine is elite

no shit, retard.

Yeah thats fine. There are plenty of russians who have stayed. It doesnt change my point though

feel like playing witcher 1

just woke up, lads

Can't wait for Bulju to have to pick up some day job after retiring because he's barely made any money, but it's something weirdly high-profile like working in a law office, and he thinks that he can use his "fame" to help advertise for them, so a few years from now there are just a bunch of billboards all over Finland advertising "Pekka Pekkanen & associates" with a huge picture of Bulju smiling and giving a goofy thumbs-up while sticking his tongue out just enough for people to notice, because he doesn't even realize that he's still doing it at this point.
And then he gets sacked because he keeps hiding Bonaqua bottles behind himself during the advertisement photoshoots.

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Most people are memeboy fans despite most people despising the Oilers

Just took a Jack Hughes, it was small and underwhelming to be honest.

How fucked are the leafs if the cap doesnt go above 80mn?

Was Caufield a steal for the Habs?

its such a stupid excuse that gms use. why dont they ever factor in that a player they select out of a ncaa school might just stay out the 4 years and become a UFA instead of signing with them?

Winnipeg is the Oulu.of kanada

Dubas will be found hanging in his office.

speaking of the cap, when the fuck will they announce what it's going to be?

marner won't be a laffer regardless.

Reminder that Marner wants Matthews money

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did you even have to wipe? my guess is no.

Its something they factor in when they interview, but its still different. Players can stay in the NCAA and sign wherever they want, but they'll still be NHLers. The fear with Russians is they can go back at any point in their career.

not just bustthews money but bustthews term that drops him right off into ufa status

no, he wants matthews terms. that way when his 5 year contract is up he can demand market money which should be higher instead of waiting 3 more years

everyone on the laffs are greedy jews

I always do but probably didn't need to, to be quite frank.

Cric

>hurr durr everyone is a bust
this is why i mostly post on hfboards

im not the retard for telling it like it is

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excited for /rph/, it'll be my first in a long time

why do beaners like fireworks so much lads?

Oulu sounds like a magical place

So do you think Ottawa would rather have Byram or Tkabust?

youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

>Made ass of himself last year by showing he knows nothing about hockey
>Back again this year
Is this the power of 90s nostalgia

>this is why i mostly post on hfboards
good meme lad.

who did the sharks draft lads?

it doesnt sound like those players were good enough to be in the nhl then. the only solid nhl players i can think of recently that fucked off the the khl despite being good enough for the nhl is maybe oldman kovalchuk or radulov. feel free to name a few more.

>i'm only pretending to be retarded

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

No first round pick

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Look Ma, I posted it again Xd

This is less ironic anger and more actual anger trying to disguise itself as irony.

why yes, i do only pretend to be retarded.

based zoomy zoomer boomer cringe

so do chinks

Winnipeg is basically north dakota

why aren't you on an island with all your friends playing lawn games, drinking, and saunaing?

is the lockout supposed to happen the season after next year?

Tell me about North Dakota. Sounds comfy

the badlands are really beautiful

So did Gary lie about giving us Seattle information for a second year in a row

the lockout takes place this summer until september/october

20-21, yes

drinking is for loser degenerates

the current cba ends at the end of 2022, but they have the option to renegotiate it at the end of 2021.

cringe but also based

t. drunk

North Dakota has people who still speak German at home after 200-300 years, the same way that some Mexican immigrants still speak Spanish at home.

Winnipeg, by comparison, has drunken chugs.

yo pass that shit over here nigga

are they larping as something?

according to the way the meme works, you just called yourself drunk, you dumb loser degenerate

Why is /hoc/ so obsessed with Winnipeg?

Gotchu chief

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>t. wasted

the chugs speak ojibwa at home, what's your point? there's also Mennonites in Manitoba and Saskatchewan that all speak German amongst themselves

its more like /hoc/ hates sam

it can be used both ways

>t, memelord

Gary is going to make sure it doesn't happen again. A new media deal for the US would be at the same time.

this

I can confidently say that I hate severely autistic manitobans

Who is Sam?

no it can't you dumb degenerate. It's based on the finnish language, therefore I'm an expert at this meme and you are just a mere pretender.

I eat ass

this twink that posts on here sometimes

Stupid-Ass Manitoban aka Severely Autistic Mantoban

how many drinks have you had, pekka?

They're just German settlers who were isolated enough that they never had to integrate that much.

You'll have to point him out for me next time he's here.

I will admit that I had a glass of wine two days ago, I haven't had anything else to drink since then however.

shut up binlan you're drunk

Pekka, you need something to drink, you are going to dehydrate

>/hoc/ has more posters now than during the finals

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prove it. post battlestation

lifes a bitch and then you die thats why we get high

I was watching the finals, not shitposting

Probably because Sam's posting here again.

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Filled.with dark, alcoholic and drug abusing magic yes.

i didn't watch a single game of the finals desu

Working with triple salary

life is good, drugs are bad

el kapo

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Binnington's kind of a fag but I'll admit he knows how to goalie.

i think you're trying to pull a fast one on me

imagine the smell

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remember pearl harbour (RPH)

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it's unironically my setup atm, I just took that pic for some other thread a few days ago

literal landwhale

rph

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Ruptured Penis Head

Real posting hours

rags posting hours

radical pacifist honkeys

Where my rags bros at? Holla if you hear me

Did someone same
>rags
posting hours?

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racial profiling hours

AHHH BINLAND

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how many picks does >your team have left?
8 here

rate podkolzin highly

You're clearly an immigrant (limited grasp of finnish language) who has no friends. Dangerous combination.

/ourteam/

+ with aggressive stance towards alcohol. Reported to SUPO.

with all the VPNs now don't you all just pick whatever flag you want? I thought we were all finns here

friendly reminder the >rags drafted a bust today

i don't like this new finnish gimmick

Friendly reminder Finns will always stab you in the back given the chance seeing as how they jump from team to team so often

i dislike trannies desu

doing a stinky marner

getting baked

Can I get a quick rundown on rags? Any chance we trade for bulju?

maybe when he's back from liiga

Lundpads to Sharts for Dell, Sorensen, and 45 USD
Trust me, I'm an insider

imagine what kind of losers watch the 2nd day of the draft

Upvote

is this the weakerst russian draft for decade?

also how the fuck 2001 thou fucking thousand and one born guys are 188cm and 88kg already?

be sure to report all the action back to us

how to pronounce podkolzin?

stream?

you guys pretend not to be casuals but at the same time are massive casuals

>People willingly not watching the draft
>Want to watch the draft but can't tommorow
This must be what African kids feel like when a white suburban kid throws away his vegetables

dead

like this
youtube.com/watch?v=RMmPx4fr_nM#t=37s

Get your priorities straight.

Priority list is as follows:
1.a)Taylor Swift
1.b)Side bitch
2.Shit posting on /hoc/
3.Revolution

Everything else is irrelevant.

he pronounced it cool. too bad it was completely the wrong name

Priority list is as follows:
1.a)Emma Watson
1.b)Heeming t swift user
2.Shit posting on /hoc/
3.)Maintaining status quo

Priority list is as follows
1.a) Hockey
1.b) Hockey
2. /hoc/
3. String cheese

Everything else is irrelevant.

just like you wrote

>String cheese
based

For me, it's Finnish hockey players and pepsi max.

injured myself this week and too stoned/fucked up on pain meds to use crutches to get to my kitchen for snacks lads

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perro kako

just ask your girlfriend to get you a snack

Why did Kaliyev drop out of the 1st

should be paid more

bust

where is /our guy/ podkolzin

>how are young adults the size of young adults
that makes them 18-19 dummy

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steal

That’s who they’re waiting for.

September 2021, mark your calendars for the Russian invasion

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my back hurts from sleeping on an air mattress for the past 6 months

also go raggers

he said he could get out of his khl contract. but realistically how could he do it?

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why are you sleeping on an air matress?

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break fast

not pictured: coffee

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disgusting

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prove that is your pic

Huomenta

Huomenta :DDD



Go away

lol

i dont see how this was necessary but im in a good mood

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Rude

>no time stamp

why are all finns backstabbing liars?

you just eat cottage cheese straight?

post the date pls

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his ham hasnt expired yet

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anyone could fake that

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More than a steal

the "go rags" acts as an timestamp

pizza or hotwings? or nothing?

its turkey

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cottage cheese is fucking disgusting.

There's also the best before date on the Turkey.

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don't trust the finn lads. surely he's up to something.

Fin. Do you put the cottage cheese between the turkey like a sandwich lol

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>turkey
i can see you're also a man of culture binland

unless he posts a timestamp i don't believe him

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Why not do something with the turkey that isn't folding it up and eating it straight. Are you poor

kek

What mental state do you have to be in to just eat cottage cheese from the container.

0/5 yäk
thought it would taste like gordon blue, but it doesnt

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i reckon he's this fellow

Why is "Cottage Cheese" in English. Are Finns that big of cucks? Is their shit backwards moonspeak lack those two words?

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How insufferable Bostonfags would be on with this image on Yea Forums if the Bruins won.

>kaapo kakko
>igor shetyorkin
Name a better one-two punch

gonna go jerk off then hit the bed lads.

this
*jabs you*
*follows up with a right hook to the body and you crumple to the floor*

never fuck with /cric/ again kid

Dont crash your test levels right before bed, sleep is the most important time for growth

Don't confuse us with you. It's called Raejuusto.

i don't think i've ever laughed that much at binlands breakfast.

he also drinks black coffee with it

think i might shitpost in /cric/ all night lads.

*glasses you*
Dont
Mess
With
Finland

you little coc hoccers dont have the stones to step foot in /cric/

your weak bodies will be obliterated before you can enter our atmosphere

408kcal and 65g protons for the whole breakfast
food is fuel

different finn

what are your edmontons like?

quick but messy

where do you get your fiber from?

Are stores open today?

For me, it's müsli and rye bread
t. different finn

my close store is (alepa)

dont need fibre. it goes through you anyways, waste of food

Depends on the store.

personally, i like to wait until a game on is to start posting. derails a thread entirely.

podkolzin desu

lmao all the casuals went to bed and only the based finns are left

although i will admit i am based, i am in fact not finnish.

>everyone considers pod a steal 'cept for /hoc/
hmmm

188/88 is a body of 30yo star NFL player

Are finns officially based Rangers posters now?

only a dumbass gambles with russians. should have picked a good BC boy from whl

>t drunk

The Trade now reads:

Ott receives:
Matt Duchene

Nsh Receives:
Kyle Turris

Col Receives:
Samuel Girard
Vladislav Kamenev
Shane Bowers
Andrew Hammond
Bowen Byram
2019 Ott Third
2018 Nsh Second (To Pittsburgh
-Third round pick Justus Annunen
-Fifth round pick Danilla Zhuravlyov

Sakic is fucking based.

how does it feel to be a parent and watching your son get drafted?

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Depends on.where he gets drafted.

soilers?

yes

why does beer make me sleepy?

alcohol is a depressant

then why does it make me more social at the same time?

still because it is a depressant. your brain is not working properly so you're not thinking about the things you say or do as much

are you an alcohol?

*crosses your blood-brain barrier*

Lassi Thomson and Ville Heinola desu

no

literal whomst

big finnish bulls desu

>implying the yotes ever make it that far

>be yotes every year
>be shitty 3/4 of the season
>be good the last quarter of the season
>barely miss the playoffs

Hockey

Now that overtime is potentially a part of all games including the regular season they should just rename "periods" to quarters like normal sports and when the game ends in regulation they could simply say "the fourth period wasn't required in this game" or something along those lines.

Thoughts?

>high-profile like working in a law office
Pulju doesn't have the mental capacity to learn the fucking English language despite having a personal tutor for 3 years now and you think he's going to work in a law firm?

Never mind what that says about his IQ my friend works in a pretty esteemed law office in Finland and their "office language" and 90% of work is done in English.

>We got Kakko

>Hudges is a literal faggot

Guess he will fit in well with the fans of NJ Devils then.

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Jack Hughes = cuck

Do they have one of these for Kakko?

>Hughes playing against Crosby

good luck with that

>chipolte
absolute retard

Is that supposed to be "I can't stop eating"?

Uh I'm sure, I'll find it

I had a look doesnt look like Kakko did one

I didn't see one on a quick glimpse at the NHL twitter account. He didn't attend the NHL scouting combine which is probably where they filled these out.

Barrie-Zadorov
Makar-Girard
Byram-Johnson

Danilla is a girl's name lmao

Avs are going to be a damn force to be reckoned with soon.

Can't wait to see avs win a stan lee

1. Not a lot of people know that I...

Love insulin

2. My favourite player growing up was...

Jarkko Ruutu

3. Playing against _____ is going to be surreal

Puljujärvi

4. I can't stop eating...

Lörtsy

5. My favorite TV show is...

Putous

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>4. I can't stop eating...
My tongue is a better answer.

Lörtsy is a east-finnish food.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

His real favourite players are Kane, Malkin and Ovie

Is it too early for

>Aatu Räty desu

How long until Kaapo plays for Tampa?

For me?
It's anttoni honka

>habs pick a prospect comparable to the GOAT
Kek who did your favorite team pick? Some prospect with potential?

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>be knights
>final preseason game
>shorks
>home opener
>shorks
>next game
>shorks home opener
they're really trying to keep the seethe alive between these two teams huh

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10 years

Not surprising as Matthews is also a fashion autist

Holy FUCK how this team is boring. Guess they just need to lose for Lafreniere next season

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Can you fucking not?

Meme food for anyone from Turku should be Hesburger. Except for next year, then we might meme about pizza and (((Ruben Rafkin))).

Roll kebabs and hesburger keeps a man on road as they say

Their plan is to lose for next couple or few years and rebuild through draft. Their first line is made of overpaid players who would be on 2nd line in all other teams. >rags have come to terms with idea that perennial mediocrity with overpaid hasbeens isn't a good strategy.

True.

The rangers are basically building a core with all those picks. Meme on them forever and ever but they could look scary good soon

Japanese is a color

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Still boggles me that reworded "coloured people" went over

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Do women care about nhl draft or is it just a big old sausage fest of guys watching it?

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literally not one woman besides members of draftees' families cares about the draft.

Glorious nippon hockey players folded 1000 times over ice

yellow is a color

I care :)

No one in general cares about the nhl draft. Nba and nfl draft are much bigger events in america

Retardja

so were all agreed that cuck hughes is the biggest bust of the 2000s right?

When is the women's draft?

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It’s still yakupov. Hughes could be a great player lmao. kids gonna be having it good in NJ

She more of a stand up or brapperfly goalie?

>people of colour
it boggles me how you refer to people like this

and "white" people aren't even white. The skin color is more beige and reddish. Should be called beigeskins or redskins.

Hey Mika is based

rate facebooks translation

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HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Kinda based

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if a team has finn on roster, it's finland's team

very basic concept

who the fuck is messi

>Missi
Zoinks

>caring about a specific team
>not supporting teams based on success and how many swedes they have
americans are really stupid to think I and other nordics care about your McFranchises plus-menues

>that "trait"

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>messoy

>tfw team took the swedepill

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L A S S I
A
S
S
I
go snes go

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Kochetkov is the best Russian prospect of the draft

Ducks drafted Zegras in the 9th and Tracey in the 29th. Was it good picks by Bob?

youtube.com/watch?v=2gg5kAWMFgk

>zegras
Could be good, but he could just be a mediocre player
>tracey
Why? Why the fuck did you not take lavoie????

scary lookin' lad

So Bob fucked up? Damn it why did I hope?

like bulju with williams syndrome

Future NHL all star

Bulju will awaken to the tune of 30 goals including 40 assists with The Edmonton Oilers

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What about Slepec?

He dun goofed with both but it's fine because his goblin looking ass can usually pull some decent players in the later rounds.

redpill me on future latvian stars

he looked good at WJC and that's about it
he's an overager that hasn't really played at pro level yet, also
>66 kg

That lineup isn't entirely accurate. Kratsov will be on this team and likely on the second bumping down Strome

SENS PICKING ARTHUR KALIYEV, THE UZBEK UBERMENSCH

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Balcers will be top3 forward for snes and Merzlikins is future franchise player for teds

ha-haaa...

what about teddy boogers

Where will Zemgus go?

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Why can't slavs produce great prospects anymore? Russians can only be compared with Germans now

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but the russians that they send over are A1 scoring machines

Sebastian Aho is getting offer-sheeted and won't be back with Carolina next season. Literal truth, not a shitpost, you can cap this and see for yourself that I'll be right.

the best Russian players don't get drafted

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why the fuck do russians only hang out with other russian NHL players
are they incapable of making friends?

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Europe, like most 2012 draft class

He will flourish after pongs rebuild

Because language and also friends with their own people

Why don't you hang out with the Chinese guy that lives on your block? Are you incapable of making friends?

FINNS: who is the best Finn that was drafted in the first round not named Kappo Kakko?

they organize and plot the downfall of capitalist west

I actually do. Lu Chen is based.

>offer sheets
>ever happening
Yeah that’s not gonna happen when the last one was dustin penner

Panarin doesn't know English, lol. But still, he's pretty based

learn americanese or get out, ruskie huskie

Post NHL players who killed themselves.

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>tfw americans will pay him millions and he still won't learn language

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everyone else needs to learn russian

The devil's trips always speak truth.

Khecked

What do we think about not working out today and just starting the day off with a Bailey's and sitting on the deck?

there's been a lot of rumors that they're getting rid of chris kreider too

Zibanejad and Kreider are most definitely underpaid, our D is overpaid, not our forwards.

>rags

>rags

>rags

Fuck that faggot Trouba..

Also,
>rags

When the #revolution happens he'll be the first to go.

B U S T

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Evander Kane next, followed by Keith Tkatchuk.

I love busts

1997 called they want their cliches back

god i miss zbad so much
fucking brainlet tier trade by dorion

>torn ACL
He will never be the same again

bustin makes me feel good

based
youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

let this be a lesson to you, NEVER trade a finn again

he's iranian you doofus

is /ourguy/ Danil Antropov getting drafted, lads?

both are literal whos

/hoc/core tv shows:
bonanza
matlock
monk
motorbike mice from outer space
sopranos
early simpsons seasons
yllytyshullut

t. /hoc/ culture branch executive

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good morning

>Samarukov, Bouchard, Broberg, Jones, Bear, Persson, Lagesson & Kesselring

Oilers are loaded for blueline prospects now they have like 3 forward prospects worth anything. Oh how things change.

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>/ourguy/
I dunno, he looks like he has sex

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wtf i hate him now.
who is the most incel players still draft available?

/hoc/core music:
kate bush
rush
dio era black sabbath
fintelligens
neutral milk hotel

t. /hoc/ culture branch executive

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Kaliyev
youtube.com/watch?v=V_nHjozDyf4

>Yea Forums-memecore
please
Limp Bizkit is the official band of /hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

/cric/ literally RUNS /hoc/

/cric/ literally RUNS /hoc/

They have a good handful of potential top 9 prospects
>Benson, yamamoto, McLeod, marody, maksimov
But none are really top 6 caliber game changers. They might be able to plug into a top line with McD or Drai though. The d situation is looking solid now and the goalie situation could be better but isn't too bad with Skinner, Starlett, Wells and Rodrigues.

I know chia gets a hard time and rightfully so, but he is largely responsible for building their farm system up from the dirt. It was s disaster when he took over and now it is looking healthy and Holland will benefit from it.

Cant argue with these digits

The oilers still need prospect development help. That’s the main concern

my boi

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ah yes, the ol trusty LW brendan smith???

based

soon

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holy fuck this guy looks unironically autistic as fuck
literally one of us

is Pelletier /ourguy/

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Gonna bring in the empties today lads. Got enough for at least 2 new 8 packs

wait does he have tourettes? should i feel bad now?

just poured my last two beers in the drain so i can return the empties and buy more beer

>Podkolzin favourite is Holiday
It was destiny for the Canucks to draft him

where did that come from

it looks like they didn't want to play the Leps song and decided to play Holiday instead

The Wild won the draft

They also won the story of the draft

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he's twitchy as fuck in the video
also this nigga born in Uzbekistan damn

Who?

rags bros make some noise

twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/1142424498676928512

cute

MARLEAU TO >CANES

where'd you find this?

Imagine being star struck by Brendan Gallagher.

>Marleau to Canes
Wew

HAHAHAHA THE >LAFFS TRADE A FIRST ROUND PICK JUST FOR CAP RELEIFS

french website

twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1142465015015981056
>.@SportChek Player Alert: The @MapleLeafs have acquired a 2020 sixth-round pick from Carolina in exchange for Patrick Marleau, a conditional first round pick (2020) and a seventh round pick (2020). Details >> atnhl.com/2N2jeH5

>conditional first round pick

jej

>laffs

cap hell boys

1967

What's the condition for the 1st round pick though?

>canes buying out shitleau
based

Is Marner getting 11+ a year?

Are the laffs really that retarded or just pretending to be retarded?

probably just lottery protected

>Laffs
JUST

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Kings better take him since he's fallen far enough and they need legit snipers in the pipeline. We got enough "leadership."

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I know jackshit about the laffs but this seems like a real shitty trade for them. Just how awful is his contract?

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>Condition on first is if it is Top 10 — shifts to 2021
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU LAFFS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>kyle DUMBASS

twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1142466867425992705
>Condition on first is if it is Top 10 — shifts to 2021

>laffs

MARNER FOR 11.5 MILLION FOR 6 YEARS CONTRACT COMING UP

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE TWINKRONTO TWINKLE TWINKS HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

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>laffs

they need all the money they can get to sign marner for a gorillion dollars a year

top 10 protected

>GIVING AWAY A FIRST ROUNDER TO GET RID OF MARLAEU
>ONLY TO GET A SIXTH ROUND PICK BACK

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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>Laffs fans and Steve Dickhole will try to justify this trade
J U S T
U
S
T

Carolina is buying out Marleau so he can sign with the Canes. The Leafs gave them a first round pick to eat the cap hit and pay for the buyout.

>getting in cap hell without winning a cup first
LMAOOOO
>laffs

>giving up a 1st to dump Marleau
Remember when all those Laffsfags were talking shit about getting Marleau?

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Let's get this shit started
>11 million
>11 million
>11.5 million

Maybe the Leafs are just trying to give Marner 15 for 25 years

>getting in cap hell without winning a FUCKING PLAYOFF ROUND

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"That last year wont matter, they'll just trade him off to x for a 3rd and a 4th"

Toronto's future looked so good when they drafted Matthews.

What the hell happened?

>buying out a player to rebuy him
What are you saying here, leaf

lmao wtf
that's the kind of trade you'd expect Oilers to make to finally get rid of Lucic

Yeah signing Marleau for that much for more than 1 year seemed like a pretty bad idea.

So does this mean Marner is getting 12 million dollarydoos a year for 5 years (also ufa)

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>kyle dumbass
kyle dumbass
>kyle dumbass
kyle dumbass
>kyle dumbass
kyle dumbass
>kyle dumbass
kyle dumbass
>kyle dumbass
kyle dumbass
>kyle dumbass
kyle dumbass

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1142468694590627840
>Source says P.K. Subban has been traded. Waiting for details on where.

SUBBAN HAS BEEN TRADED ACCORDING TO LEBRUN DETAILS COMING

Fucking laffs. Now oilers are going to need to trade 4 1rst rnd picks to get rid of him.

N U T

What’s it like being gay

twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1142465015015981056 (embed)
>.@SportChek Player Alert: The @MapleLeafs have signed RFA Mitch Marner for 88 years with a yearly salary of 14M. Details >> atnhl.com/2N2jeH5

PLEASE BE THE LAFFS

Even if it's top 10 protected, it's still a first and with the Laffs history, it's a mid teens early 20s pick too.

I'm glad things are finally happening :)

very big if true

SUBBAN TO LEAFS FOR A SECOND AND KAPANEN

only 11.5x6? damn kyle is playing hardball

just laff my shit up

Vegas?

this

pls this

is this better or worse than the skinner trade

already confirmed not leafs

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1142468940263673856
>But is not TOR

Frens I wanna share hot rumour with you. Last night I was drinking beer with NHLer on vacation. He told me that Bulju will go to rags. Bulju-Zibanebadab-Kakko will be their new destroyer unit.

>not laffs
LAFFS LOSE AGAIN

SUBBAN TO KNIGHTS FOR GLASS STRAIGHT UP

>subban traded
>webs remains based captain
apologize

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new

Predicting that it'll be Winnipeg for the Defence Negro.

Subban for Ristolainen and 2nd

patches for subban?

new thread when

>new jersey

Hahaha, oh wow

Weber still has 7 years on his contract lmao

>giving up a first rounder just so Marner can STILL tell you he wants all the money
ZOOMER GMS

NOT

EVEN

ONCE

Next thread? Stay scared m8 edition?

Good get that nig off Taylor's team.

More likely Miller + Haula + Glass for subban.

MY DEVYS

media is all the time against racism yet they keep noticing the skin color and make articles about it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LAFFS

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