/nba/ general - We Discuss Bad Teams And How To Make Them Better edition

>The state of Zion

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Will the Celtics ever lose a jumpball? at least they got that covered

Just imagine how ass-pained CP3 would be if DJ gets a ring. Correction, WHEN he gets a ring. lakers in 3.

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Lakers know that AD is made of glass so have to sign more centers

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LA has no personality to it. take away hollywood and it's a Cincinnati or San Antonio

**Threadly Lakers Roster Update**

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twitter.com/stubb88/status/1142187826198568961

Bobcat was the one who broke Joey Bats' departure news first as well. What a last hurrah from this old grumpy man who got fired because Rogers paid too much on that giant hockey contract.

KAWHI STAYS!

did j'almst see the RJ Barrett press conference where RJ basically said the thought of playing for the knicks turns him on????

i really like kristaps but damn are the mavs a boring team. i really hope he screws them over and bounces to a better team.

>Rondo 85
>Jordan 94 (I guess he is better than Lebron lmao)
>Carlelo 82
>Redick 88 (almost as good as Lebron, damn)
Whoever made this shit should get raped

first of all, who the fuck is Joey Bats? Second, who the fuck is the guy talking. And third, don't believe the media.

why is he signing endorsement deals with Canadian companies if he's coming to the lakers bros?

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Jose Bautista

all signs are pointing towards him staying. Fuck. Hopefully they just want a quick cash grab before he leaves. FUCK.

wakie wakie lakie

because hes famous as fuck in canada even if he leaves?

>Kawhi stats for one year, gets bounced in the ECF, and signs a 5 year max with my Clippers and brings Giannis
>raptards have to rebuild and Masai leaves
BLESSED timeline.

>we want the canadian lakies fan market

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>sniffing around

imagine being the clippers, and thinking your joke franchise ever had a chance. YOU'RE THE FUCKING CLIPPERS.

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AD doesn't like to play center.

Kinda dumb with the non-squad that the have, since they could play him at the 5, Kuz at the 4, Bron at the 3, and go get a backcourt in free agency, but instead they have to look for a shitty, waste-of-money center. Unless it's Lopez, he would be good.

I'd be very impressed if he actually makes the team. Although with Horford leaving, who knows.

No one wants to play for your shitty organization

what part of mexico you from?

100 PURE, NOT DILUTED COPING

get steve irwin'd bitch

See you in the finals, LeBitch.

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The north part of Mexico City senpai

thank god trump build wall

my raptor

Yeah Kawhi is staying gg ck you embarrassed us fair and square

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OUR raptor :)

bien, pues chingue a su madre, compadre. Quedese ahí en el pinche cerro del Chiquihuitle y nunca baje

Dije que en el norte de la ciudad, no al norte de la ciudad, pendejote

rofl I wouldn't go to your shitty country if my life depended on it

Asterisk.

Title.

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Lakerbros, I'm starting to think the team is run by retards. Does anyone else feel the same?

What gave it away?

my dog just barked and it sounded like he said kawhi

is this a sign bros?

Daily reminder LeBron is overrated.

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Rob not knowing how cap space works, I think.

HE'S IN

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I feel it, a change. Kawhi is staying. Fuck. Fuck you and your dog.

I feel like the only people who want Kawhi to stay are rapties and lakeshit fans

>top prospects now passing on draft because masai tells them to
BASED. how will silver even cope?

we are winning the 'ship though?

What the fuck is an exhibit 10 contract?

Who are my Clippers signing other than Kawhi?

one year minimum salary

AD doesn't like to play center, but the Lakers best lineups should still have him at center, because that's his best position, and lets you play him with both Lebron and Kuzma. You don't pay Vucevic 25 million a year so AD can play PF. You pay Ed Davis 5 million to play center in the regular season and come off the bench in the playoffs.

You're gonna get your nerfed KD and you're gonna like it.

Redpill me on Lillard. The guy looks good but he got swept back to back.

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he's about to get supermaxed.

John Wall v2.0

Redpill me

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NO god damn it NO NO NO

IM IMPATIENT AND DONT GIVE A FUCK IF HE GETS BETTER IN A YEAR OR NOT

I DONT WANT CRIPPLED KD DAMN IT

The only pill left for the Cavs is the black one

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Gimpin' aint easy
youtube.com/watch?v=V--p5J9mvUM

How much Asian pussy will he get after this?

I'm sure he's got thirst like a motherfucker having to be stuck in Spokane doe 4 years.

He described Japanese people looking at him as if he was "an animal."

Based Japan.

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why did they have to send based dlo to the fucking mudslime capital of america

Then he just needs to BLACK them and show them who's wrong

The weak should fear the strong

youre quoting that article out of context.

niggers

i'm telling justin you said this

#diversity #noh8

Come on man this is the one thread where I dont use that word

>doesnt like black people
>posts in a basketball thread

So that Panini song.....

Lame or lit?

God I love gyros

racism isn't allowed on this board. I suggest you delete your post very quickly.

Bruh I'm not gonna give that dude a (You)... racism is straight unacceptable

Based

What rap do we listen to now? Still Wu-Tang and Drake?

the warriors might not make the playoffs next season. the west is too stacked plus no KD and Klay for a long time

Hollywood is one of the worst parts of the city and the entire reason the whole stereotype of LA being a fake tourist trap exists.

atmosphere

Kanye, Carti, Jpegmafia, Kendrick, Vince Staples

BitCoin hit $10k holy shit, I thought this shit bottomed out and /biz/ lost a shit ton of money?

WHY DIDN'T I FUCKING BUY BACK THEN?????

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we gon get kawhi

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Yeah this is completely untrue. LA is this amalgamation of so many people and foods and landscapes, its like nothing else. Saying its like Cincinnati though? That shows me you really have no idea what youre talking about.

P.S. Hollywood is a fucking shithole and when people visit I steer them the fuck away from it as much as possible.

>Kanye, Carti, Jpegmafia, Kendrick, Vince Staples

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So it seems Masai did chimp out
Can't run away from nature

what's the problem? they are all very good.

>they are all very good.

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>he fell for the FUD
Yikes my dude enjoy watching the rest of us literally make thousands of dollars a week for free though.

If you really wanna ball 'til you fall
When your back against the wall
And a bunch of niggas need you to go away
Still goin' bad on 'em anyway
Saw you last night, but did it broad day

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What's his 2019-2020 statline?

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you're fat.

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drake, xxxtentacion, swae lee, rae sremmurd, p-lo

Unironically? 19/10/4/1.5/1.5

THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER

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Holy shit Brazil is actually based for once

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>No Juice WRLD and Playboi Carti

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18 ppg, 8 rpg, 6 apg

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22pts
2ast
9reb

44/22/60 shooting

The Nets have a brighter PRESENT and FUTURE than the fucking Celtics

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New lil nas x lit

15/8reb/4ast/2stl/1.4blk
3TOV
3PF

How did my celshits blow it?

How the turn tables

based

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Not gonna lie I'm mad jelly

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my personal top 5 rappers:
1) Tyler
2) XXX (rip)
3) Logic
4) Childish Gambino
5) J Cole

>Logic

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>J Cole

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my nigga kd needs to sign with the knicks

the nets being called "brooklyn" nets makes them sound little league af and accepting of being the knicks bitches. need to go by new york nets to ever hope of challenging in the market.

Say my name

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Bitch stfu

>XXX

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This

Would put the final nail on his fraud career

But the Clippers did that and they've been treated as the Lakers' mentally challenged brother for years. Hell, some people still treat the Clippers that way

Other than your team who do you want to see win the championship next year?

clippers are still the shitty clippers. they had their shot with lob city and they squandered it. Forever the worst team in the WC.

averages a 5-by-5 on the season

Overrated

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if not my sixers, then either the hawsk or the masv

Suns or Blazers

The Lakers

Why don't Lakers just offer Kawhi a minimum contract with the understanding that they would also give his mom a 60mil/yr front office job while he plays there?

Lebron i already got Klay on the minimum deal thanks to space jam 2.

Blazers. Honestly any team that isn't the Rockets or GS

My top 5

Kanye
Biggie
Nas
Outkast
DMX

literal boomer faggot

Patrician taste

Nas and Outkast are trash but otherwise good list

woj scrambling to find someone in the world that doesn't hate him

>woman assistant coach who is basically a man
>old white dude as head coach
>3 first round picks
do we finally have a chance at 30 wins? last season was brutal

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>ZION ELEVATES FOR A DUNK AND - BLOCKED, BLOCKED BY BOL BOL! HE SENT THE BALL INTO THE THIRD ROW!
>A RECORD 10 BLOCKS IN 1 QUARTER FROM BOL BOL. 8 OF THOSE ON ZION
>OH MY, HE DID IT. HE DID THE FINGER WAG

Where's Future?

>Pelinka scrambling to learn the salary cap rules per ESPN

>Jeanie Buss is pregnant per ESPN

>It seems the father is Magic per ESPN

>It has AIDS per ESPN

>Pissigan coaches

I'm sorry you were doomed from the start

We took BPA. Whether Sexton cares, who cares. We got 2 point guards with good potential. They seem open to work with each other. We drafted nobody good defensively. Our defense last year was the historically worst defense in NBA history. Our defense is 99% going to suck ass this year.

Our coach however is really fucking good. I watched a lot of videos showing the Michigan offense since 2013 and this boomer knows how to run an amazing modern system. The Cavs have some decent young scoring talent, so the team will be entertaining to watch nonetheless. We took no bigs in the draft, so Kevin Love is most likely here to stay for awhile and mentor these clout chasers.

Garland and Porter Jr were regarded as the 2 best ball handlers in the draft. Koby Altman loves acquiring isolation scorers, and Porter Jr is exactly that. He has a sweet lefty stepback. He will be fun to watch.

I think we will be ~30 wins because of COMPLETE ASS DEFENSE but this season will be a lot more fun to watch than last year.

Oh and that honky can shoot the rock.

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>Deandre Jordan
>old
>Lebron
>old
AD
>not a spry young man any more

*sweeps the lakeshits in the first round in your path*

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>Garland and Porter Jr were regarded as the 2 best ball handlers in the draft.

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Ja Morant has some questionable handles/turnover/shot mechanics. However he was the best passer and high IQ player with Jungle Hops

Why didn't anyone tell me about Rico Nasty?

youtube.com/watch?v=2Yr0gPeWBqI

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youtube.com/watch?v=-D4happ4TQU

We female XXX now

baste just like old times

Is he right?

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she's great. take the megpill

Technically they don't all put him above LeBron but they're really close.

I agree the media love/hates Kobe for some reason and blogboys completely hate him.

if you didn't notice, most former players are fucking retards. There's only a handful whose basketball opinions should be respected like Jerry West

How would a professional player know less than someone who has never played the game

the warriors need a rebrand. Their uniforms look dumb. "strength in numbers" is a shit slogan. "Golden State Warriors" literally sounds like a community college team in a less afluent part of California.

agreed

Gay Area Faggiors would be more accurate

Have sex

Who is gonna be tank buddies with my knickies this season?

whoever jordan ranks below him is the official list

5' 9" young white dude reporting in. Just tried to hit on the La Sparks players of the WNBA, the were at a bar nearby after they lost to the Seattle Storm. 2 of the 3 were lesbos most definitely and the other one was 37 years old and suffice to say we had nothing in common.

Soiboi logic. Dude thinks just because Paul Pierce is dumb all players are dumb. Forget Jalen Rose and Chauncey Billups are right next to him.

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this is why lebron should join a 73 win team

My top 5

1. Ol’ Dirty Bastard
2. MF Doom
3. Kid Cudi
4. Playboi Carti
5. Travis Scott

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Have sex

pretty based ngl but why would you have ODB that high? As far as I'm aware he was quite meme worthy, and he doesn't have much material. Regardless, your list is respectable. have a good day

MY top 5

1. Trippie Redd
2. Suigeneris
3. Lil Skies
4. Global Dan
5. Braxton Knight

San Francisco Poops seems good. their logo can be the poop emoji

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>quite meme worthy

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The Cavs and the Bulls if their coaches and players can't pull themselves together, which means they'll be 25 win teams at most again but shouldn't be "roll out the fucking tanks" bad

money money

what do you guys think Kawhii is doing right now?

Alright Yea Forums. What say you on this when it comes to which teams commit the deadly sins of man
>Greed
Golden State Warriors
>Sloth
Boston Celtics
>Envy
Houston Rockets
>Gluttony
New Orleans Pelicans
>Wrath
New York Knicks
>Lust
Philadelphia 76er’s
>Pride
Los Angelos Lakers

eating some fresh apples

Sleeping....

>Danny Green on Trump possibly inviting Raptors to the White House: "That's a hard pass"
Wtf bros, i thought he was a nazi just like us

>LeBron James in the post season a year ago
Imagine what it's going to be like next year with a full year of rest + germany HGH treatments + best teammate since 2011 Wade

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I beat the bitch pussy like I beat my son

Woah woah woah

This is a wholesome general friendo

Where the fuck is westbrook in any of these stats????

i went to a party and a girl said hi to me, movin up in the world fellas

just like my mavs are gonna be doing next year
kp and luka watch out for that 7-8 seed and making some real noise as a dark horse in the playoffs

Blazers or Bucks, Raptors repeat would be cool too

Not funny.

cheers to all the teams making moves (except you Boston)

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I just found out there hasn't been a single player drafted from southeast asia before

I thought Philippines liked basketball? Was that just a temporary meme?

the pelicans

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I hate the Celtics and their entire fan base, but you Lebron/Laker cucks have officially passed them on the cuck scale.

The Lakers LITERALLY finished in 10th place last year, traded away 3/5 of their starting lineup, and got AD, who has accomplished jack shit in the playoffs. The Lakers need to calm down with the title talk and focus on making the 8 seed first.

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I like weirdo nigga rap with a dark tone or experimental elements. odb debut and mf dooms doomsday captures that at the highest peak for me, so the two alternate between 1 and 2 on my list.

sleeping on my blazers would be a big mistake

I'd leave the Raptors if I was Kawhi, but not to join the Lakers. He should carve out his own legacy and he damn well knows that if GSW's best player wasn't injured the whole series he wouldn't have a ring this year.

Rui will average 16/8/2

Morant 16/6.7ast/4

RJ 17.7/5/3ast

Hunter 14.6/6/5

Anyone had syphilis here before? My peehole itches. Fuck the Lakers.

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They said the same thing about the Warriors in 2015 then won 73 games.

Raptors are already amazing in the regular season and have amazing chemistry. Don't ever take things like this for granted. Especially when your team is already so young and filled with more potential.

nice. Gas Drawls is one of my favorite rap tracks to listen to.

>imagine 35 year old Lebron playing with Mr Glass and a squad of literal whos in an unbelievably competitive western conference

my sides will be on Neptune when the Pelicans make the playoffs and the Lakers don't

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>Rui
>averaging less than 22 points per game
ha I don't know about that one CHIEF

LAKERS GETTING KAWHI OR KYRIE
BE SCARED FÅM
BE FUCKING SCARED

im jealous of cleveland, i want darius garland. His game is soo smooth.

>when your team
I'm from the west coast. After the Grizzlies left I was a Sonics fan. Now I just like watching a fair match and there isn't much of that left in the NBA. 2015,2016 and 2019 were all asterisk years.

laker nation who we getting

deandre ayton was a literal who last season

sayyyyy to me what you waaaant from mee

A bunch of scrubs and 45 wins

what do you mean

this

all of last year's western playoff teams are as good or better this year, and the Mavs will likely be a playoff contender also. Lakers went all in and didn't get enough, at least so far

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My God, who is this autist? Jesus, this is like dark, dark place on the internet.

What can we get for Wiggins out here in Minnesota?

What is he listening to?

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warriors got worse, but they're still a 2 seed at worst

>tf
>tp

I've been watching that dude for like 2 years first time ive seen him posted here. it's fucking hilarious

Rush Limbaugh

He actually had good stats but the Suns aren't exciting or note worthy outside of the random 60 point from Booker

average height in Phillipines is 4'7"
average hand size: 6" cirumference

youtube.com/watch?v=xgIuT4DfZAk

The sound of waves on a beach or the wind blowing on a plain

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weezer - beverly hills

Legit cringe. You people are tryhard as fuck

he's leaving bro

The sounds of a car garage or carpentry work

>Gilbert Arenas podcast
>"A a fan called me the N word"
>"I said to him back: "You got Paul Pierce's jersey on."

Okay seriously, what's up with the racism in Boston? I know we don't tolerate that shit here in /nba/

boston is full of meth heads and white trash

Diplo

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Different Final Fantasy OSTs

>LOL LE QUIET INTROVERTED GUY LISTENS TO NATURE SOUNDS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO OLD TOWN ROAD AND DAB DURING PRESS CONFERENCES LOOOOOOL

Kawhi is the literal personification of a consummate professional and it blows the mind of every simpleton sports fan that he doesn't appear in Sprite commercials and play charades with Jimmy Fallon

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is Kawhi part of the illuminati like Kyrie and LeBron obviously are?

>Being such a pleb you can't understand the absolute perfection that is the sound of nature

Me and Kawhi are so above you it's not even funny. Stay simp philistine.

Is spin dribbling effective?

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youtube.com/watch?v=SYufSSE2R8U

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i'll take it bro

What do you think he said here?

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lmao what was curry thinking

>Tell Ayesha to put pecans in my pancakes tommorow morning pussy

this boston fag has nothing to worry about. kyrie aint signing with the celtics. and this guy even says he didn't watch his games. in college you can sit in the pain and zone what happens when they expose him in pick and roll situations? what happens when he gasses in 10 min. c'mon

You can just tell that Lebron has no actual friends

my clippies getting jimmy butler and kd.

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Jimmy Butler has to be the most overrated athlete I've ever seen. I'll never understand why everyone wants their team to throw max money at him every single offseason

im about to file for chapter 13 ......

Has kyrie ever explained how he got so good with his handling?

I swear some of the shit he does is weird

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_CWr2BZu-6g

he has a captivating personality, is a leader, and actually tries on defense.

he dropped a hard R

well /nba/?

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This is literally streetball shit dude. Go watch Hot Sauce and Professor.

He was literally the only reason the sixers were able to close out any games in the playoffs because medical joe and no jumpshot pg man can't do it themselves. He can play like shit all game then the 4th quarter comes and he closes the game out for you. Also he does this WHILE guarding your opponents best player for the entire game.

If ESPN still had PER to show projected wins on these things I guarantee every team would get worse from this trade.

i cropped it out, here are the projected wins.

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cleveland has no reason at all to do this.

>Lavs
Holy shit hahahahaha

why would the cavs take on wall and give up their prospect they just drafted. at least give him 2 years before taking on a cripple with a huge contract

who the fuck media trains these kids
streamable.com/s74yc

at 23 is it too late for me to practice in ball? I just wanna best niggas at the park

it's weird how wherever you see Trae Young praise you will find angry Luka stans in the comments

He handled that well though. Also some media training is done by the colleges and most done by their agents after they declare for the draft.

Also this is why NY sports is fucked up. Their retarded media bullshit is almost encouraged.

what do the Cavs gain from this

Luka fans are just racist 13 year old white kids in disguise

Am I late or did Danny Green just grow his hair out on the Raptors this year? I don't remember him ever having that on the Spurs.

Probably against Pop's "guidelines" or some shit. Kind of interesting how Pop has seemed to hold some players back as well as developing some desu

The ability to tank harder

lmao this is who i argue with all day
god damn

He just combed his hair out.

He's had a mohawk thing for 3 years now

if you're just trying to be the best at the park, 16 weeks of training like a pro like using youtube and working out and you'll be the best. most people are at the park (depending where you live though) is mostly old people, kids and out of shape posers who think they can ball. If you want to play real games you'll probably find them at the gyms or rec centers.

>people unironically think the Lakers won't win a chip

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lol I forgot the bulls existed.

youtu.be/dHibkh57FFA

This nigga weird famm

Which players were rich before they were drafted?

>Embiid came from a wealthy family
>kyrie grew up in a gated white community
>Steph Curry literally lived in nba facilities

Why is Lil B posting pics of underaged white girls with his name on their feet?

based nips

Off the top of my head
>poor
Bron, wade, melo, iverson, butler, Barnes, Durant, smart, rose

>rich
Gasols, currys, Kyrie, Joakim Noah, kobe, basically any player who's dad was in the league

>middle class
Michael Jordan

I mean, they have 5 players on their roster and 23 million dollars in cap space. Yeah, they won't win a championship. Those championship teams were solid squads, which is an absolute must if you wanna win a championship.

How much PED will the nuggies inject into Bol Bol bold body?

A lot since they cured mpj

lmao he's still doing that?

just a post to trigger Boston fans.

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19 6 3 1.2 .1.3

Was it actually a huge steal?

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Luc Mbah a Moute is an actual Cameroonian Prince

Boston will probably get DLo and be far better than they were with Kyrie

The actual steal was the Celtics signing Tacko Fall after he went undrafted

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I can't believe nobody drafted him and the fucking faggot Celtics got him for nothing. He's fucking 7'6" AND is actually height/weight proportional unlike Bol Bol. FUCKING CELTICS REEE

i cant wait for some small point guard to run between his legs

Who else flexing on John Wall here?

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all of them

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He's actually 7'7 and over 300 pounds. He's literally one of the tallest men on earth. He doesn't have to jump to stick or swat a shot. Him not getting drafted will be a 30 for 30 some day

>Carmelo Anthony on the bench
I don't fucking think so

You're stupid if you think Tacko will actually play a regular season nba game

As a resident of Santa Monica I can confirm this.

Too bad him and Isaiah Thomas aren't on the same team anymore

You've obviously never been.

You don't miss it whenever you're away for too long? I get homesick after like a week every time I leave. Where would you live instead anyway

Flexing on KD here

ya seethe?

My Lakeshits are just absolute FUCKING GARBAGE :)) Every year, year in and year out, my Lakeshits are absolute trash!! :) My fuckin Lakegarbages. My Lakedogpoops. My Lakespics are just completely terrible :) and the worst part is the FO will jingle some keys in front of our eyes and we'll be okay with missing :) the :) playoffs :) again :) My Lakies have FIVE players and less than a max in cap space! What are my Lakeniggers doing??

>tfw we get Kawhi
>tfw we get Kyrie on a min
It's gonna be beautiful bros, 5 chips

Redpilk me on rj barrett

>Back in 2015, zoomers born in 98-99 were universally hated on Yea Forums for being "fake 90s kids" and Bieber kiddies

>But now in 2019, zoomers born in 98-99 are universally beloved for being "based Black Ops 2 zoombers" and are the majority of Yea Forums

What happened?

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Got high thinking I’d get horny, now I’m just agitated

Celtics

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so we all pretty much agree that you always draft Shaq first before Jordan right?

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Lakers? More like flakers

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Work in three hours (:

"What floor are you getting off before I dunk you and the ball"- the goat

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Almost every center is ass on offense without passes inside.

Wilt has how many Finals MVPs?

BIG3:

yo remember how hyped Boston was for kyrie irving

and how hyped lakespics were for brandon ingram the next kd and lonzo ball the next jason kidd

pathetic joke franchises

Zion will be an injury-prone bust.

Zion would snap Bol Bol's twig arms on a dunk

Because he's a rapist my dude. #MeToo

Lebron one of those bitches that love talking shit but get mad and cry to the authorities when someone else push back at him

Nah, rather have someone that can shoot

Over the hill is what you mean

Fatty will struggle to score even 5 points a game. Did everyone forget how he almost got knocked out of the tournament by Taco "this is just for my resume, I'm actually an engineer" Fall?

"Nothing personnel, kid"

lol he makes kawhi sound autistic

youtu.be/Bg_3IbHrSPU?t=2690

i wanna do some retarded fan fiction season preview speculation shit for the spurs but it's too early, doushiyou...

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kawhi is stayn

let's hear it

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how do the raptors keep scooping up these players that get left so late that would easily go early in the first round if not for missing playing time

write a fan fic about you dating/fucking manu ginobli

>he still believes in the 23 million dollar meme

Fake news

skeeeeup

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adam silver looks like he could be an xcom thin man

He clearly is some sort of reptoid.

>The guy that embarrassed Zion didn't get drafted
>But white boys and Brazilian macaco eaters get drafted

Lmao the Celtics just won the draft. this guy is not a twig like memebol. This guy is a dominant son of a bitch.
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are you the same guy making the videos?
are you his cousin-agent or something ?

I'm Burrito Rise

his 5 ft 5'' arch rival/lost twin?

can't wait for us to win it all Clippiebros, it's finally our time.

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He unironically willed the fucking Timberwolves to the playoffs. In the West. Think about that for a second.

I'm 287 bruh

twitter.com/redapples/status/1107662495215468544

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Why does this draft class seem so shitty

It is. Zion will bust cap this.

Asterisk

Title

No shit he will, his fat ass will weigh 400 by his fifth year

the only thing i'm reasonably sure about is we won't see much of samanic, johnson, and weatherspoon next season. spurs rookies always go through a trainee year in austin. i think that's okay though. if they don't like it, fuck them.

that would also mean walker and metu will be part of the rotation next season, to various degrees. i'm looking forward to that. true facts: i'm an easily amused dumb piece of shit so i watched that video of walker's dunk attempt versus denver like a few dozen times
youtube.com/watch?v=5JcMuZpeKMM

i don't expect many outgoing trades, prime candidates being belinelli and bertans. was thinking if pop really meant it when he said after the exit interviews that they want derozan to shoot more threes. their argument was that they assigned him more playmaking, on-ball duties after murray was lost for the season, and he naturally ended up in his comfort zone that way. with murray back, maybe they'll have him play more off-ball and catch and shoot, and try to get some spacing out of him. i want to believe there's a chance it happens.

as for incoming, i'm assuming gay re-signs for like 3/36 or 4/48, with the 4th year partially guaranteed. did wonder if there's fire where bojan bogdanovic smoke was coming from, but maybe that was just stoked by his agents. if the interest is real, they must have at least one money-saving trade lined up for either derozan or aldridge, but i don't really see where and how. probably a non-story.

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Zoomer masculinity is so subtle that it makes them look weak.

These kids were like 8-9 when the American Cultural Revolution started and were infants when Windows XP was out, they don’t remember a time of big nigs bullying their way to athletic and sexual glory. Today even at 6’5 and black you have to be a nice guy with nerdy interests to be social. Of course their masculinity is gonna look beta and weak to anyone over like 25

He seems like a huge beta, Lonzo vibes

Zion is 6’4, right?

>a time of big nigs bullying their way to athletic and sexual glory.
He'll make NBA great again

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kys

>1. Trippie Redd
top fucking cringe. I don't even know the other 4

Hunter will be the best player of this draft

Name a top free agent that signed with the Lakers.

Nah Bol Bol will have skill like Brad Daugherty in a mobile athletic 7’3 frame

I bet you’re pale skinned niggers

Nothing is better than reading all these cope posts about how Danny ainge is secretly really a good GM when you ignore him completely fucking up.

Rui is giving me Giannis vibes

Don’t lie nigga all those people are what white people listen to

I don’t listen to any rap or r and b at all, maybe on the rare occasion a black girl comes by but I’m not retaining it. I mostly listen to country, jazz and classical music

>I don’t listen to any rap or r and b at all, maybe on the rare occasion a black girl comes by but I’m not retaining it. I mostly listen to country, jazz and classical music

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Neither have any skill?

Oof

*Signs with the Lakers in your path*

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who are you quoting

I think they might play samanic this season, he's already been playing pro in europe for a couple years
only thing I want to see this year is if murray's injury affected him at all and if he's as good as spur fans seem to think he is

Kula Shaker

Literally *blocks your path*

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uncle dennis

cant imagine how hard it must be for him to add muscle

Big muscles are terribly overrated in basketball 2bh

Bruh why his legs so short and his abdomen so long?

*muscles his way into the paint*

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Uhhhh, Lebron, Shaq, Kawhi, Paul George... want me to continue?

Forgot Giannis... who gonna win MVP

What kind of rap you guys like?

Pic related for me

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>limiting yourself to one genre
I listen to music

*tips fedora*

>5 white guys
you're doing it wrong lmaoooooo

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is Childish Gambino even a rapper anymore

>>limiting yourself to one genre
>I listen to music

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Keep staying dumb. If you can't wrap your head around real American music, like Jazz, Be Bop, Swing, Modern Classical, Blues (especially early Delta and Piedmont blues), Rock n Roll, Alternative/Indie, Progressive Rock, New Wave/Goth, Industrial, then you're just a dumbass ghetto ass nigga. Typical that yall only drink the worst, sugar-filled bullshit purple drinks, and only eat the worst sort of fast-food. A true reflection on how dumb black culture is right now.

Heat

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You prolly think Montana of 300 is hard and lives that life lol

weak bait faggot

my favorite rap album

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based and redpilled

How's NOLA gonna change Lonzo?

These are all great though you fucking boomer

I’ll bet you listen to shit like Biggie and Wu Tang lmfao and public enemy

Jrue Holiday is gonna bully that dog into him

no LA toxicity, although he'll still be under some pressure since he's in the same team as a generational talent in Zion, people will still hope for big performances from him

stfu edgy faggot i dont listen to them on the reg nor am i a boomer, quite the opposite really

hopefully he will stop making music since hes out of a big market

>listening to bipolar onions boy rappers
xxx died a bitch

C: Zion
PF: Randle
SF: Ingram
SG: Lonzo
PG: Jrue
Bench: Bogdanovic, Hart, Hayes, Alexander-Walker

How do you stop this team?

All you need is Anthony Davis and LeBron to stop this team.

have a single 6ft10 player on your team.

zone defense

>"Tyson Chandler! Eating rim in Toronto!" - Chuck Swirsky

>Welcome to bust club senpai

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just protect the rim lmao

i just played through the scenario of both durant and thompson accepting their full five-year max contract offers on the capulator

shamsports.com/capulator?id=12257152055d0e58e4edff5222950156

absolutely hilarious. offering quinn cook a modestly dimensioned contract like 4/30, it would cost them 7.5m in salary next year... and 42m in taxes. almost 50m for a single season of quinn cook. absolutely hilarious. maybe they get him to sign the taxpayer MLE at 5.7m per year.

oh and i was lookin it up because i wondered if there's a trade that could be engineered between the warriors and the spurs. something like livingston and paschall for belinelli could work, with the spurs immediately waiving livingston. would give the warriors a warm body with a three point shot and save them... um... a cool 13 million dollars.

Wu-Tang, Kanye, Kendrick

youtu.be/gYOEyzBFYa4

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my lip reading says "step off nißßa"

There was an article on CBS saying it would cost them 1.6 billion dollars across five years to keep both Thompson and Durant, can't seem to find it now

>Sheriffs admitted that Raptors president Masai Ujiri presented his ID to a deputy before the alleged altercation, and witnesses say he never struck the officer in the face
Lmao pussy ass craKKKa sheriff thought he could sprinkle crack on ujiri

i remember that article. it's an absolutely insane number.

kill all pigs

C: Steven Adams
PF: Julius Randle
SF: Jayson Tatum
SG: Jaylen Brown
PG: Chris Paul
Bench: Semi, Williams, Williams, Langford

How many games does this team win?

None of those players are good because of having big muscles.

Madness, seems like Warriors are just as F'd as Lakers

where do i get a lonzo pels jersey? what # is he wearing???

Will Lonzo even be in the league in 3 years? He reminds me of Anthony Bennett.

I think Brown would be traded in that scenario, At least in the Adams trade. They don't need him though, They have Williams and Tacko burrito now

2 probably

>virgin Brampton will forever be represented by Anthony "Bust" Bennett
>Chad sauga will be represented by the real maple jordan rj barrett

Deandre Jordan and JJ would be great additions. They need some more 3&D guys and some role players too.

Lebron
Reddick
Kuzma
AD
DJ

Bench:
Bev
Rondo
??
??
??
??

they should get rid of the cap/tax...

aSterIsK TitLe. nOt aN aRguEmenT. cOpE.

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>AEG learned today that Ballmer has likely invested millions to pay off the media this summer to present favorable coverage about the Clippers to increase their chances of getting free agents, and consequently, this has resulted in a lot of anti-Lakers coverage, as I'm sure you've noticed. AEG and the Lakers media department have chosen not to get into this petty game and will not try to reinvest money in this manner, but instead use the funds to double down on our free agency pitches and internal front office operations to ensure that things are running smoothly, even if it is not noted in the public sphere.

Based Ballmer. Fuck the Lakers and fuck Rich Paul.

And fuck LeBitch

He and the pelicans will be dabbing on the lakers in the first round

Imagine taking the worst title since the rockets without Jordan seriously.

Pathetic.

I guarantee in 5 years Ja Morant will be a better player than Zion.

nah, his ego is too big, while Zion is a light hearted and hard working young man

Twice

joe rogan

source?

cheer up is based

seems like this zion guy is the real deal. a genuine talent unaffected by the hype and really ready to work hard.
i like him already

Prime Twice is the GOAT.

>"That's a hard pass"
and this is a shit one

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BREAKING NEWS

I bumped into Kawhi on Front street this morning. I asked him if he was staying, he said he would tell me only if I promised not to tell anyone. He's already agreed to a 5 year max deal it should be announced next week.

I literally cannot understand why Green was in the starting lineup and Vanvleet was off the bench

When I die, put my money in the grave
I really gotta put a couple niggas in they place
Really just lapped every nigga in the race
I really might tat, "Realest Nigga" on my face
Lil CC, let it slap with the bass
I used to save hoes with a mask and a cape
Now I'm like, "Nah, love, I'm good, go away"
Ain't about to die with no money, I done gave it

youtube.com/watch?v=-Wi8zDC7-CU

>winning a title
>though injuries
congrats i guess?

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are you literally triggered or what

Indeed he almost lost his team a fucking championship. what a bed shitter

in other news. lakers have like 23-27 mil in cap space depending on AD getting his trade bonus, and they also got a nice 9 mil MLE and a biannual 3,5 mil exception which is not much but if they are smart they can bring at least 3 good competitive players and a couple of vets and be solid

but theyll probably fuck up and throw it on kyrie or something and then get their shitty lances and beasleys

no asterisk ameribro

we got reffed so hard it cancels out any injuries gs had

>if they are smart

user, ive got some bad news for you

It's embarrassing, at least in time people will learn to ignore it.

people may hate but the ad trade was smart, well not really smart but absolutely necessary. they did the best they could do and got their guy. with just one more solid bench big they are set for one of the best frontlines in the league. beyond that they need 3+d guys who are like the most prized attribute in modern nba.

>throw it on kyrie

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he won't be a bust, but I also don't think he's going to be lebronx2, or a generational talent. he's going to get bodied bad being the tweener that he is.

what's next for Kevin Durant

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>Randle
Should we tell him?

burh the mayor and super fan asking Canadians to leave kawhi alone

youtube.com/watch?v=deewWa3Bg00

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>Hollywood
Proof you've never been to LA

he should try taking his kids to pride

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what was wrong with bol bols work ethic?

Everything

Bennett was born in Toronto.

Magic is gone, it can't be that bad.

Where my SPC niggas at?

if he exerts himself hell blow out one of his knees. hes just too tall and thin to play this game

I read some thing about him having "degenerative knees", if true it means he'll be a poor man's Greg Oden.

BASED

still grew up in brapton

youtube.com/watch?v=U6AJqWWEcUk
youtube.com/watch?v=U6AJqWWEcUk
Zion's passing on the Dunk Contest, RIP All Star Weekend.

The dunk contest is cancer. With or without talent. They manage to fuck it up

>hurr catching ball from a drone
>jumping over the Wright brothers plane!!!!
>DJ KHALED

I live in St. Louis. Went to college in Wisconsin, helped a friends brother move to Portland and liked it.

What team should I support, given all this?
>Pacers
>Bucks
>Grizzlies
>Blazers

many thanks enn bee ayy.

Is that based engineer Taco?

>Beat team you're scheduled to play

>implying the Raptors have anything to do with KD and Klay being brittle

>implying the Raptors constructed The Warriors team to be paper thin in regards to their depth

Since you faggots didnt want to put one next to 3 of yours where Love and Kyrie got hurt and somehow Lebron and Matthew fucking Dellavedova took you bitches to 6 games. Or how about when dynasty stomper Kawhi Leonard got hurt with a 22 point lead in playoffs against your faggy team? Or Chris Paul getting hurt?

You fucking cunts are the biggest fucking hypocrites i've ever seen

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/23117355/#23121060

Now, I'm more of a football fan, but please tell me why Lakers' fans are so fucking dumb?

Every single year, I see/hear a conglomeration of their fans saying 'Oh god I hope we sign this free agent' 'why can't we trade for Lebron James thats dumb' 'I hope the Lakers draft Anthony Davis, they deserve him and he would make us a legit squad' 'Wait we didn't get [insert huge contract player here] this offseason? Fuck the front office, they are trying to make us suck'.

I am just baffled how the majority of their fans seem to be so oblivious to even having a moderate understanding of how the world works. Every year, I see these retarded statements. Why are most Lakers' fans self-entitled babby's? I really honestly want to know. Seems like that with the Heat too, but not as bad yet.

Good, but not good enough to lead a team. Another DeRozan.

Not Scarlett Johansson

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>jpegmafia
Cringe and bluepilled

7/5/3

Kanye you faggot

When your only competition is manlet kids, you don't even need to try. That shit won't fly on the NBA. He'll need to show some drive that he didn't show yet

I listen to Nightcore with Japanese lyrics and anime girls used as the cover

test

How tall were they?

Giannis gonna come back with some force next season, you can see it in his eyes.

cringe, 80s jpop is the way to go

youtube.com/watch?v=QEtXh0pH7bA

a couple more rings and final mvps with the dubs

lol shut up and get some taste

I'd rather he come back with a jump shot

This is what I listen to.

youtube.com/watch?v=B7uWnSve064

Imagine being white and watching the NBA.

Imagine.

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>"This is a man's game, whiteboy"

cbssports.com/nba/news/2019-nba-draft-six-undrafted-players-who-will-make-teams-regret-passing-on-them/amp/

Did your team land the next undrafted gem?

I listen to drake and 24/7 lofi sad sleepy beats to sleep/get high/study to

Sixers also would've beat the LWLLWLarriors.

He averaged 21 pts, 10 rebounds and 3 block a game in college while shooting 52% from three. His basketball skills really aren't the problem. If he doesn't get injured he will be a star.

They drafted Carsen Edwards though

>The Suns traded TJ Warren and the 32th pick to the Indiana Pacers for cash considerations

What?

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How will Lavar react to Zion getting infinitely more hype than Lonzo? Possibly even making an all star appearance before him?

j'almst think Bol Bol or Tacko will have good pro careers?

cucked

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Wasn't the sheriff black?

i thought rui hachimura was the first jap nba player

WTF but j'almst told me Rui was the first Japanese basketball player?!?!

what, that would be wataru misaka. he was the first non-white player in professional basketball.

Numbers don't mean shit for literal whos

Exactly, against his competition until now he didn't even had to try, his physical and skill advantage was just too big. That won't be the case in NBA, no one know how will he fare.

What’s the proper context then?

they probably called him a beast on the court or something and it got lost in translation

...

japanese-born*

i feel so distant, guys

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>MFW Its my Lakies year

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Orlando Magic.

>Lakers will never sign Legod
>Pelicans will never trade Anthony Davis to the Lakers
>Kawhi will never sign with the Lakers. H.h..he wasn't even a Lakers fan growing up ***You are here***
>Lebron will never win another one for da LaLa land
The absolute COPE.
>K..K..Kawhi is going to the Clippers
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bro shut your ass. in a country of 125M population more people are wearing his jersey than LeBron's

More likely to be sweeped than sweeping

>Travis and Cudi
Based
>No Kanye
Not so based

Get buff as shit, fast and develop your drive.
Niggas will just move out the way
Basically go for the Ben Simmons build

Golden state