/trans/ - The Zoomer King edition

Lads. Really suicidal about how shit England are. Is it time for me to take the Celtpill and support Scotland?

De Telegraaf

>I can't get over how shit this team is
>Should I support an even shittier team?

Yeah but there is no expectation with Scotland. Just qualifying is achievement.

>Chinese club Shanghai Greenland Shenhua have made a £17.8m offer for Willian, 30, but the Brazil playmaker will reject a lucrative contract to stay at Chelsea. (UOL Esporte, via Metro)

Willians agent is really trying to get Chelsea to hand him a two year deal.

brilliant work levy, dont sign anyone for two years and then sell half the squad after opening the new stadium. why not just sell the whole team to spain and the stadium to Chelsea and laugh your way to the bank?

All it says is he is 'close' for €70m (+€20m bonuses). That seems way too low.

This happened to Arsenal, why do you think Spurs will be different? Spurs have spent more than Arse since the PL began. Levy is gonna see that stat and go 'nope :^)'. You'll sign Le Celso.

>literally every rumor says Neymar is going to PSG
>cheeky Mail says PSG won't sell him even though the shek pubicly said he'd dispose of any divas
ebin

But they never qualify

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>de telegraaf

>don't touch me you filthy mongrel, I'm not joining your shithole of a club

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>way too low.
WHAT?

>100m for the clog wearing Michael Keane

>I see Madrid basically as the only place.
That's one of the few club that has never been mentioned
It was United, not it's either Juve, PSG or Barca

It's €70m, not £70m. I say £75m minimum. VvD is a similar price iirc. De Ligt is younger and can only improve.

There is several stories up in the last few hours about Madrid

Thoughts on Aubameyang???

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>Virgil van Dijk
>An Italyfied De Ligt
Do >we, dare I say, have the best defense in the world?

>Maurizio Sarri is not looking to sign Italy midfielder Jorginh

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I had nothing better to do with my life, so i decided to unleash my autism and did this, promotions and relegations (Top 5 row are the 1st division ones, bottom 5 row the 2nd division ones), about the missing spots on Spain, here´s the playoffs

LaLiga123
>Malaga-Deportivo la Coriña
>Albacete-Mallorca

Finals: Deportivo-Mallorca (1st leg, 2-0, 2nd leg, sunday)

Segunda B (champs)
>Racing Santander-Atletico Baleares
>Recreativo de Huelva-Fuenlabrada

>Racing-Fuenlabrada
>Fuenlabrada champ of 3rd division

Segunda B (2nd to 4th, plus losers on champs semis)
>Badajoz-UD Logroñes (Global 3-4)
>Villarreal B-Melilla (1-4)
>Atl.Madrid B-Mirandes (1-2)
>Barakaldo-Hercules (1-1, Hercules passes by away goal)
>Cornella-Ponteferradina (2-3)
>Real Madrid B-Cartagena (3-3, Cartagena passes by away goal)

>Mirandes-Recreativo (2-1)
>Hercules-UD Logroñes (3-1)
>Melilla-Atl.Baleares (0-1)
>Cartagena-Ponteferradina (1-3)

Finals (yeah, two finals)
>Hercules-Ponteferradina
>Mirandes-Atl.Baleares

>You now remember Hercules

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He's fast enough to run away from her. How tall is he? I thought he was a King of Manlet.Making her tiny as fuck.

Madrid already signed Militao from Porto, they're not going to sign another one

Well hed want to considering Llorente made him look like a laughing stock

ajax aren't southampton, they can only jew so much and there are probably add ons not listed

He's one of those players that can be your defensive king for 15 years. Dunno how long Ramos was, but De Ligt could do it.

I dunno man, Ajax have several great players. Ziyech is only £30m, baffling nobody has grabbed him from mid-table PL (Everton, Wolves, Arsenal, Burnley etc). De Ligt being a once in a decade talent means they can Jew hard because he's only going to get better.

man of culture

plus the major sticking points for de ligt deals were
>playing time
>stature of competitions
>wage (which we now can see is going to be around 400k a week)
>raiolas feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

what's that tattoo represent?

Tottenhams stadium has been built under different circumstances.

how the fuck have the spanish lower leagues not finished yet

it's nearly july ffs

Remember! Ndombele was told by Chelsea to stay at Lyon for one more season and they would purchase him once the ban is lifted (has the possibility of being in January). I told you this a few weeks ago! Now what's this?

>Ndombele is not certain to leave Lyon this summer. According to Le Parisien, he believes his best chance of playing Euro 2020 could come from staying a third season with OL.

You mean it got more money by selling a 10 year contract to the NFL to host NFL games? So they have more money but refuse use it? So, just like Arsenal then?

hes going to end up forcing a move eventually. i think his market value has probably reached his peak. kind of wish juve went for him, the offers Aulas got were quite low and the 'asking price' of €90m was obvious bullshit. €75m could have probably closed the deal and you end up with a very good player about to hit prime of his career.

Oblak
Bellerin - JMG - Montero - ????
Koke - Thomas - Llorente - Saul
Joao
Morata

Who will Atleti buy to play left back? Grimaldo would be GOAT.

>I dunno man, Ajax have several great players. Ziyech is only £30m
he was cheaper before. He is inconsistent, and wont really discuss anything until AFCON is finished
>De Ligt being a once in a decade talent means they can Jew hard
he is very good, and will be elite but there is another one or two on the market not too far from his age, and ability who are cheaper. And as I said here the fee to ajax was the least of anybody approaching problems
for comparison de jong is only going to be on around 70k a week in his huge deal with barca

This is actually going to be our starting 11 in september. What the fuck.

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its not a tattoo, she squashed a small bird

>our

>De Jong
Soul

>De Ligt
Souless

I guess. Who would you think is better/same as for cheaper? As for Ziyech, the rumour was he had a £25m clause but it's £30m for some reason?

>McTominay
>not Mata
Can Mata play LW? Put him there, then.

>Bellendo

lol de Jong is on giant wages you fool

Lodi is what is being reported.

Don't know why they dropped their interest in Telles

Bellerin isn't going to happen, Hysaj (SHIT) might be the RB.

What ever happened to Vrsaljko?

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ziyech was 15m last season, ajax gave him a new contract after the window closed

> Who would you think is better/same as for cheaper?
ruben dias, cristian romero, upamecano
juve were looking at the first two and already have a deal with romero who will stay on loan for at least 1 more year.

He is on max 200k per year, if the figures are correct de ligt will now be on double that. Thats on basic salary

This women would give the best head you'd ever receive in your life.

>ruben dias
What happened to all the interest around him? in January he was getting interest from Utd, Lyon etc now I haven't really heard anything besides clickbait sites......

You literally just said 3x lower than that, and 200k is giant wages

It's a pretty strange case. He has a pretty reasonable (€60m) release clause and being represented by Mendes would move without much hassle. The portuguese league produces a lot of meme players but he seems like the real deal desu, any club would be smart to pick him up.

not likely ive been to prison mate

Upamecano was linked to Arse but ended after they didn't win EL. He honestly could improve them massively but he won't be bought. Arse is ran by retards. Shame. RIP.

As for Ruben Dias, he's being touted for £60m. Not that much lower. Romero is linked to Juventus iirc. Dunno how much. Transfermarket puts him at £15m or so.

he is still good. Benfica were pretty bad this season except for the last 10-15 games where they cucked a choking porto to everything. plus de ligt took over everything with the CL knouckouts.

I made a mistake, rechecked the numbers, doesn;t stop the fact that de ligt will be the 5 or 6th best paid player in europe.

romero transfer has been done for months, its just "italian businessmen" stuff that stops them from releasing the numbers, the sturaro deal probably made negotiations a bit easier.
R.Dias is older yet slightly cheaper and doesn't have raiola for his agent (I know mendes is a shithead but raiola is a different *fee animal)

>slightly cheaper
How much did Romero go for then? A shame really. Either way, these are fees on a few clubs can do.

30m euro is the number frown around, but it may as well been 15m since they sold sturaro to genoa at the same time

>frown
Thrown. But neato. Lucky them. I keep hoping some Motherwell fan will tell me how good a few of their players are.

how do you slip into death naturally? need it to happen in a year max

You guys know how good he is? From his clip compilations he looks like an Argentinian Pepe (the defender, not the frog)

Eat fast food every meal, dont sleep, drink/take drugs alot

he's good but yeah he's a hothead. there's a lot of competition with demiral, de ligt and i guess rugani and he will probably be loaned out the first season.

Goodish, not great, gets carded way too often and won't work in a team that plays out the back. Not great at passing.

argie murderball cb
t. watched him twice

Sounds like another plusvalenza signing like Orsolini and Mandragora

>Perišić going to China

basado

cheers

Vrsalyko was on loan from inter, I think he’s going back there for now

>Vrsaljko

recurring knee injury and he finally went to get a knee surgery

he's out AT LEAST by January 2020

So
>Chelsea can't sign anybody
>Arsenal won't sign anybody
>Spurs are in the void of signing anybody
>United have signed a meme player
>Liverpool will spend £300m because Klopp rather than admitting he was wrong, has doubled down and said we misunderstood his comments
>City will probably spend £150m-£200m, Rodri likely
This leaves
>Wolves
>Burnley
I shall also include
>Everton
because they can realistically win the league and like to spend a lot.

Lads. Hypothetical for you.

Auba to United for £40m + Sanchez.
Sanchez is only on £250k a week max if he does this.

Do Arsenal take this offer?

dont give a fuck mate both teams are shite
real question is how long until liverpool have more revenue than united, for me its 4 years

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>doing this gimmick at 3am
state of your life, mate, I'd say don't you have work but I guess you're method acting a Liverpool fan and thus are on the dole. United made £1.5bn or so in 10 years. Liverpool made £400m. Liverpool are way fucking behind. If Liverpool win doubles and trebles every season for four seasons? Maybe. Doubtful, but maybe.

>you're a loser for being on Yea Forums
kek

No mate, you are for being on at 3:21am. I have an excuse, got enough money to last me my entire life. Doubt you do. Or maybe you do?

sanchez is literally finished, beyond worthless

Wait, whether or not you have loadsamoney in regards to the question of whether you are a loser for posting about boring footy whatifs during american hours on /trans/.

Also yes, arsenal would take this offer, since Özil and Sanchez are proven to work and his chance conversion is very much comparable to Aubas. Lacazette is superior anyway.

*is irrelevant

lad im drunk shitposting while i have a cup of tea, you're the one posting serious shit like anyone actually cares kek

doesnt matter if you have enough money or not you fucking dickhead youre on Yea Forums at 3;20am seething and getting worked. go have sex immediately

>Lacazette is superior anyway
Yikes.

I am too you nonce, calm down.

wow, is this a way to get (you)'s? pretend to have money? guess being a richfag really triggers people. thanks lad, will remember this. three (you)s at 3:30am, nice. good job.

>says I'm seething
>says I'm getting worked
>got worked and seethed
Yikeroos.

He's scored 2 goals in 2 games for Chile. He worked with Arsenal. I rate Auba over Sanchez. If Arsenal could get Sanchez back without losing Auba, they'd have a neato attack.

Why would Sanchez ever agree to that? Are united going to pay the other half of his wage while he runs about for the team that tricked them into buying him in the first place?

Who the fuck is the one on the right?
I know the left but the one on the right is NOT Puyol and some blind faggot keeps insisting it is

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>21 June
>Premier League
Matt Clarke [Portsmouth - Brighton] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Richie Bennett [Carlisle - Port Vale] Free
Andy Cook [Walsall - Mansfield] Undisclosed
Paul Downing [Blackburn - Portsmouth] Free
Stewart Downing [Middlesbrough - Blackburn] Free
Ellis Harrison [Ipswich - Portsmouth] Undisclosed
Mads Juel Andersen [AC Horsens - Barnsley] Undisclosed
Josh Koroma [Leyton Orient - Huddersfield] Undisclosed
Beryly Lubala [Birmingham - Crawley] Free
Zak Mills [Morecambe - Oldham] Free
Ben Tollitt [Tranmere - Blackpool] Free
Lewis Ward [Reading - Exeter] Undisclosed

>Scottish Premiership
George Edmundson [Oldham - Rangers] Undisclosed

>International
Mikael Lustig [Celtic - Gent] Free
Marcos Llorente [Real Madrid - Atletico Madrid] Undisclosed

>Women's Super League
Kristine Bjordal Leine [Roa IL - Reading]

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wifey
she can cook, she can be a good mother and she wont mind you nailing the occasional slag

He's done fucked
Innit?

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Damn Asensio is only 22 years old

Ndombele announcement postponed to next week

>I guess. Who would you think is better/same as for cheaper
>he doesn't know

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maybe it's been cancelled

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Where is Babel going

The Euros (unfortunately)

wtf I thought de ligt was a man mountain

hes 6'1.5. will probs get to 6'2 though hes still young. pogba is just a man mountain

Pogba is a beast.

An absolute feast of football on this weekend lads

Mathijs is the Zoomer King sitting in halls of the man mountain

Chilwell apparently

I mean club

Ajax

Future 27-year old prospect in the making

>Juventus expect Matthijs de Ligt is going to sign for them. The 19-year-old will sign a five-year deal worth €15-20 million a year. Ajax earn €70 million.
>[De Telegraaf]

I now remember some English club bidding 60m for Dolberg lmao

Almost two years later and new clips of Duffy silencing the pigs STILL emerging.
twitter.com/Blades1889_com/status/1141235235457253376
Absolutely based, redpilled and bladepilled

Gonna miss all the football today lads. Big sad

>Ajax defender Matthijs De Ligt has decided to join Juventus this summer, according to Sky in Italy.

>Sky in Italy expect the deal to be around between €60 and 70m.

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It's insane how you have CL qualifiers in like 5 days but the season is not even finished in Spain

Wow Juve might make it as far as Ajax did in the CL now

Football literally never ends

youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c

Anyone watching later?

Honestly United should just sign Yedlin for 30m

are you watching qatar knock argentina out of the copa america?

Wouldnt miss it for the world

I'm sorry for bothering you, /trans/, but this is hilarious! Do you remember Real Madrid' Fabio Coentrao?

Guess where he is going!
>hint: it ends with -lamengo

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>taking severe depression and anxiety issues to brazil, to flame n go of all places

Fabio...

It's okay, his father is Flamengo's coach

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That RM squad is going to be so busted holy shit

The only /trans/fer that matters this summer? Super Frank to Chelsea, of course.

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>there are """""people""""" who think da Blades are going down

Frank de Boer already has a job m8

Take the braphog pill

According to Bild City are looking at Elvedi. But they're quoting British media reports that don't seem to exist, so it's probably bullshit

In protest i missed the CL final because it's now cutting too deeply into the cricket season.

They probably do need another CB. Kompany is gone, Otamendi has another year in his legs and Stones is still a bit meh.

Yeah, it's a signing that makes sense, he's a CB who's good on the ball. I'm just saying the source itself seems murky

It’s beyond me why they haven’t gone in for De Ligt, he’s ideal for them.

poop hates carmine

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Please levy just give them the money

Pep is a fervent ABRaiola, going back to the days of Zlatan at Barca

To be fair I'd try to avoid dealing with him if I could

Sorry nigel but you're living in the age of raiola now

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I'm going to have sex lmao

with a girl (male)?

Morris and Drogba coming back too, maybe we could somehow sneak Drogba on to our roster, he'd be miles better than that pig Higuain.

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why did de ligt choose juve of all clubs? oh wait i know gr€€dy dutch kike

United and PSG were offering higher wages mate

probably promised to pay the highest agent fee :^)

I actually think Hector Bellerin is pretty /fa/ but I cant follow him on Instagram because I'm a yid

When will this ass get exposed like Weinstein?

He's not a pedophile, just a massive jew

>Manchester United are facing the prospect of having Alexis Sanchez on their books for next season after finding little interest from other clubs, reports The Times.

I am the smartest programmer in the world

I have divine intellect

She cute

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BOSS

Haven't you heard? We already have Drogba MK II (Tammy)

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Most cucked man in football honestly. Deserves it too the cunt.

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Is football back yet?

Chelsea would be dumb as fuck to sell Zouma (24), David Luiz is 32, and probably has 1 real season left before they toss his ass.

Find another hobby.

Why the fuck wouldn't they just take loss and ship his ass to Brazil, I think Palmerias were interested in him

Plenty of international cups on

Brazilian clubs cant afford such high wages

what are spurs waiting for to sign someone?

because hes worth less than nothing. they would love to give him away for free but he has a 500k a week multi year contract. lets just say palmerias would pay 100k of that, theyre still losing 20m by paying the other 400k

>Gets paid millions at United
>Plays like shit
>Gets no money playing for NT
>Plays well
What did he mean by this? Also to be fair he's probably one of the hardest workers at United, it's just that when he has the ball he's suddenly turns into a sunday league player

Probably will finish outside top 4 this season but, at least we will finally see if these youth players can cut it at Chelsea. Mount, Abraham, James and CHO will all get their shot and maybe Redan / Castillo they look promising.

Then next summer we have a boat load of cash to splash in the market.

I doubt they will but, if Frank wants to use Tomori or Ampadu he should be sold, he's too good for the loan army at this point and we either need to cash in on him or play him.

...

>Eric Trippier 25 mil
>De Ligt 60 mil
>Rabiot free
>Ramsay free
>Paul Pogba free (swap deal)

>still have loads of players left to sell

How do they do it lads?

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>Paul Pogba free (swap deal)
Which Juventus player would actually choose to go the other way?

They're unironicall one of the best-run clubs in Europe. They plan things well in advance so they're barely ever caught by surprise.

As an organisation/institution they very rarely fuck up

I did but your mum got boring after a while

>They plan things well in advance
Knowing they have already won the league by September helps with that.

...

twitter.com/EFL/status/1142039466757910528

>this video

Dybala ofc

It's Dybala, where in the fuck could Sarri play him?
>le Mertens
Do you go and explain Ronaldo he's supposed to be Insigne?
>le Insigne
Dybala is not a LCIM so he can't do it
>Le Callejon
He's short and slow, no can do.

He'd get exposed even harder in the physicality of the PL

No refunds.

kek based replies

No refunds

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I'm sure Dybala, a south american dribblydrobbly player, will happily go to United where players of his kind thrived and were treated great.

We likely will, but if somehow Frank doesn't take time settling in, top 4 is possible. Can't see manure and arse improving much given what's happening so far this summer

EFL would automatically promote Salford to the PL if they could.

Sarii said he wants ronaldo and dybala
is /trans/ deaf to not only the outside world but other football threads on this board

this happens with every general

Sarri also said the Keppa incident was just a misunderstanding and he was happy to stay at Chelsea lmao

How far do you think they'll get? They could probably throw money at things and get another promotion but there has to be a limit when they hit bigger 'proper' clubs

he got a better offer. Are you dense?

high L1/lower championship

League One. No chance in hell they'll be able to make the leap from there to PL Junior Division.

So why are you losers still browsing here everyday?
Actually nevermind i'll be off soon because you're all boring as fuck

>trusting managers
>trusting ITALIAN managers

What player can I buy with this?

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Juve are better than Chelsea when it comes to being a 'big club'. But how big is Juve really, top 5 in Europe or something?

Real and Barca clearly above them with Bayern, Liverpool, City and PSG around and under them

>QuickBooks
literal AIDS program

alexis for 2.5 days

Chelsea should bring in a club legend to manage
Someone like Di Matteo or Zola might do no? Surely they won't rid of them in a year

Please buy our players

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Gib Skov
t. Everton fan

Nordic League when

>more like boredick league

Ssshhh

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Sarri made fucking Kante play as an AM.

>20m bonuses
M8, get off your google translate. The article talked about 20 yearly wage for De Ligt, making him the second best paid player in the serie A behind the GOAT.

Based

>GOAT
Quagliarella's good but I wouldn't call him the GOAT

>GOAT
Sturaro's good but I wouldn't call him the GOAT

>City and PSG
Dude...

how good is evander?

>be real Madrid
>sign Hazard and pogba
>two of the biggest meme players in football rn
>don't make any fucking effort if they hate their coach, even if they're paid millions of dollars per year
>locker room with Sergio Ramos

Hahaha I can't wait to see how this will end

How is Sviatchenko doing? I liked him at Celtic.

>the Dane disappears, because despite his pleas, even he himself doesn't watch his own league

Correct.
Swedish/Danish/Norwegian leagues should be merged. But the boomers running the leagues are clueless.

Is it unsportsmanlike to load up your players with eggs at half time so their rancid farts choke the other team and make it easier to win?

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Be harder to run around full of eggs

Dont wver tell the rabbi that you are gay

>Eric Trippier 25 mil
Is that his brother?

So when will Liverpool spend their supposed £300m "warchest"? De Ligt seems to be off the table. Same with Nicolas Pepe. They're not budging off a £45m offer for Fernandes.

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I mean Pepe is going somewhere and it isn't Bayern.
Some guy called Firpo, plays left-back is making the rounds at the moment
>40 million for a fullback who will never play
I don't think so.
Chances are a few versatile players will come in and maybe playing Grujic/Wilson next season.

>16 minutes
7 minutes and it's on the verge of being too hard to eat
p.s. post Jack webms

What the...

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>I mean Pepe is going somewhere and it isn't Bayern.

Inter was the other rumored team, why would Pepe want be a rotation player at Liverpool? Lile value him pretty highly too so 60m+ for a rotation player is absurd.

>Cygames
Jesus fuck.

>20 to 30 minutes for eggs
Defeats the point
I'm frying my eggs and nothing you can say will stop me.

ok

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>60 mill
>Inter
Tip top lel

WTF, that's not a yorkshire pudding

Just platinumed Doom (2016)

He didn't heat the oil & beef dripping enough. It needs to be bordering on setting your oven on fire before you add the batter for them to rise properly.

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Is that the guy who ate raw chicken

Lads. Why the fuck is De Ligt going to Juve. What the actual fuck? Does he hate money?

Playing the long game

seeHe wants to be a God

I'm secretly praying levy tries to gigajew >us for trippier causing the deal to fall through and then we end up with some chad right back to be unlocked under sarri like semedo, hateboer or atal. In reality it'd be Darmian but it's fun to imagine.

well City just spent 60m on the Algerian Ryan Fraser for rotation last season. Unfortunately, in the Prem if you're not willing to spend that much for a rotational player you're not in it to win it.

This is true. City identity positions every year where even though they are covered they could be “more covered”. Rodri will probably be on the bench most of the season just learning Fernandinhos role. He is 70m euros.

Boil kettle and stick egg in small pot. Put boiling water in and on high heat. 8 minutes for soft boiled and 10 for hard. Not quite as quick as frying but a lot healthier and cleaner.

he'll easily start over boipussi

He's getting the first release clause in Juve's history, so it's just the next step in his career. There aren't many better places too learn the art of defending

exactly. If Liverpoo don't spend that money on a literal cartoon frog, who I dont think is even that good, considering he only scored a little over half his goals from non-penalty play, they will be lost in the title race again.

No, Patrice Evra is black

Over Dybala? But they play slightly different positions.

Boipucci can be either Dybala or Bonucci

Well tbf. They should probably buy someone to actually compete with Salah and Mane

And another decent CB because if VVD gets injured then they’re fucked

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Any of you know a CB duo that would have a bigger difference in age than Chiellini and De Ligt (15 years)

Rodri is not going to be a rotational player. He is going to take over from Fernandinho. Maybe not immediately but eventually. It's very evident Fernandinho's getting too old.

Matip has unironically been playing on a level which would have him, apart from not having a flashy superstar name, start alongside Laporte at City on a good day. Gomez before the injury was really good as well. I'd say Pepe is probably the sort of player they need to get for rotation. And Fernandes is a good choice for playmaking or making goals happen from midfield. He can also play on the left wing if need be. I feel like Liverpool are jewing out on a great player in Fernandes by not budging. If they were smart they'd just pull an Alisson on him.

>Does he hate money?
on the contrary, juventus are offering him the most.

fucking how? they are paying ramsey 400k and ronaldo is most highest paid player in Seria A

Probably

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Not in any of the big clubs. There are a few that come kind of close though, off the top of my head.
Thiago Silva and Kimpembe for PSG (11)
Vertonghen and Foyth for Tottenham (11)
Miranda and Skriniar for Inter (10)

400k for Rambo is and has been confirmed at utter fake news

isn't he still on quite stupid wages even after the correction?

best place to go for a defender is juve

Pretty sure Zurich played Nef and Omeragic CB pairing this season, that's an almost 20 year gap

dybala 230k a week
ramsey 250-280k a week
de ligt 400-415k a week
ronaldo 1m a week

How do they afford it?
>*angry factory worker noises*

It will be on the high side yeah, just like Can, but because both of them were 'free' signings they get a sign-on bonus that's paid out in installments over the duration of the contract.

The sign-on bonus isn't a lump sum like a lot of people think

The SPFL just got a new man mountain

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They both play very well next to VVD, but Liverpool need another >smart defender, Matip looks really fucking bad next to Lovren, but he is still a really talented player, like Gomez.

>signing players from league 2
rangers have gone bust again, haven't they

That happened a year or two ago

>dybala 230k a week
>ramsey 250-280k a week

Dybala and Ramsey (and Rabiot) are the same.

Gerrard should probably leave tb h

>matip just isn't fashionable enough la
>second best centre half in the world la
nothing more disdainful than deluded scouse mongs. Matip isn't fit to lace the boots of a retired Vincent Kompany

He was playing better than VVD some games, the real cancer is L*vren.

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No one would take him

He did a decent job at nu-rangers, highest finish they have achieved and done well in Europe, could do decently at a club in the championship like Lampard, especially with his Liverpool connections.

Hed probably get prem job just because of his reputation when some team sacks a manager early next seasona

A job in the prem is a horrific idea for both Lampard and Gerrard, unless they get some middling decent team like Southampton, Chelsea could kill Lampard's career.

I dont see Gerrard being a good manager anyway, massive ego desu

Na he's right. Matip was better tha VVD aganist Barca in both legs, for example.

He could do well, already triggered all the Irish fans though.

>done well in Europe
Lol, be serious for a minute lad

to be fair, he did a damn sight better than caixinha and the loss to progres niederkorn

Rangers, fucking Rangers, made it past the 4 or so qualifiers and drew twice with Valencia, I think, his problem is defense and discipline.

Nothing through his career suggested such, he spent the majority of his career moaning at his team mates and managers

>valencia
It was villarea, the team that barely avoided relegation from lel liga last season

Villareal are better than Rangers, they would be battling it out low in the prem.

*villareal

Qualifying for the EL really isn’t an achievement desu

As of today he is going to La Juve. According to GE, that says it is Sky Itália information.
globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/futebol-internacional/noticia/juventus-contrata-zagueiro-de-ligt-do-ajax-por-cerca-de-r-305-milhoes-garante-sky-italia.ghtml

Tomorrow, who knows?

It is for Scotland.

>already triggered all the Irish fans though
How?

We’re just about to qualify for the champions league with no problems asked but OK

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Like last season?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the absolute state of spain

Rangers are literally Cromwell.

jesus fucking christ shove a dick in your mouth mate. When liverpool fans say Virgin Van Dick is the best CB you say he gets carried by Matip. When say Matip is good you say we're delusional. Both of them are objectively great defenders and their track record and defensive output show for it.

Sorry, why exactly is he a 'once in a decade' talent?

He is very good don't get me wrong, but he also has glaring weaknesses.

Dybala is going to end at Sevilla or West Ham in less than 3 years

This. He had a good season and looks pretty solid mentally. But he was mediocre recently with the NT and got cucked by Llorente

lovren gomez and matip have all looked bang average but next to vvd look like top players

the coupe is ours

You’re thinking of Rangers Football Club, which ceased to exist in 2012. Gerrard works for (not manages, he’s not a fucking manager by any stretch of the word) Rangers International Football Club, which is far more tolerant of Irish people (hence the ‘International’ part of the name). It’s easy to become confused between the two, so don’t kick yourself for it.

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hope all 'irish' people in scotland get ebola unironically

>18/19 year old cb has a few bad games or iffy moments on the biggest stage
>excuse me but he is overrated
jesus christ stfu

I feel the same about all the scots squatting in Ulster.

The ears make me think he could be right

SEETHING SEVCOID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For Ajax in terms of milking it. De Ligt is good enough to help Ajax regularly qualify for the CL. He therefore will need to be a good amount to remove him from Ajax.

He's very good but people need to realise he's not Jesus Christ and could still totally flop somewhere, or have a unsatisfying career considering his potential.

>hope all 'irish' people in scotland get ebola unironically
t. Anglo cuck

isn't obsessing over men every day a bit gay?

Gomez has always looked good

Make a thread about that over here:

But I thought we were your keltic brethren

>The blocker of Breda

Lovren is still dog shit. All the memes about him aside he just isn't a good defender. Makes awful mistakes. Matip has definitely benefited from being next to VVD, but many games he has genuinely been better. UCL final is a good example of that

Always looks injured to me.

we're in one right now

yes, and?

>Shanghai Greenland Shenhua

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t. seething manure paki

he is a tier above any other cb in the last 20 years at his age group. Is a physical freak (especially for a white boy) and has some ability in leading not just a back line but a team. You have to go back to desailly and maldini for another player like that.

>the usurper of juve

>Paris St-Germain have told Barcelona that 27-year-old Brazil forward Neymar is not for sale at any price. (Mail)
Kek
Fuck Nerman

If you removed her tits she would look like a 4/10

Got exposed twice against Juve

if you removed the remaining 400 whites from norway it would be pakistan

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From what we've seen in what, 10 matches ?
Always be careful with players that young.

don't worry, I'll tell you..

It'll be an even bigger fiasco than last year

She wears too much wake up for us to know.
I hate make up. It's like in my favourite animu : never trust someone who wear a mask.

you are in a cringe compilation every day of your pathetic """life""" in ireland

>more foundation than a house
>showing her cleavage off as a last attempt to garner attention because her face isnt enough
>Louis purse

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she has beautifull eyes desu

>Fifa president Gianni Infantino has written to the Iranian Football Federation to seek assurances that women will be allowed to attend 2022 World Cup qualifiers.

fuck women and fuck giannis

Fuck off, Antetokounmpo is based.

Why are you throwing hissy fit because I don't swallow all they media hype tripe?

dickhead.

>we
I've watched him all season and since his international debut

you also don't watch football.
you are the same type of person that shat on boateng when he was a babby cb at city.

,

btw i was only joking ireland

you can start posting again

Wrong assumption again. I watch a lot of continental football and enjoy dutch football.

When I say he has glaring weaknesses it's because I have watched him play. A lot.

Your the type of person that can't take another person's opinion at all well when it contradicts yours and then start spouting nonsense based on absolutely nothing.

Keep going champ

You now remember Micah Richards

waste trips

becuase you

plebbit spac

so if you watch a lot of football then you know having a weakness at 19 means fuck all, especially if you are a cb since its one of the if not most mature position.

ignore the media hype, watch him play and see how he deals with the game at such a young age. If you think he is gonna be a shitter then you have some horrendously pessimistic thought processes.

why do you care about trips

based

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Nobody said he wasn't a good prospect lad

Being this much of an autist

Mate shes hardly wearing a lot of makeup.

NEED Fran Cumani to spit in my face and call me pathetic

why must people

space their posts

like this

all the fucking time

stop having autism you
damn spastic

I'm telling her brother you said this

twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/1142445072593686528?s=19

happening

You want to know why it happens? When you click to reply a thread, the box that pops up is very small (unless you resize it). When you start making a sentence, the box constricts the sentence and makes it look much longer than it actually is. At which point, most people, following ELA formating rules (likely due to an education) will hit space to break up the paragraph. However, when it is actually posted, it uses the full 'screen' to post the sentences, thus making what originally looked like a long wall of text look actually short. Finally, people are regularly told not to do that because big walls of text intimidate some posters for some reason.

Wonder who Ornstein's Arsenal source is. Always bang on.

If you can't tell how long your sentences are in comparison to the page size, you should probably stop posting.

You now remember people saying he was better than robbo

ok whatever you say girl in that picture

I know who it is but all I can say is that it is someone who works "with" the accounting team and "with" the communications department.
t. used to work for the club

you know a quick fix to that? Stretching the fucking reply box out. I'm sure they can use their education writing essays about degenerative lesbian fruit dancing to understand that posts don't come up in the same way they type them and it looks retarded.

Could just be a case of the club using him as an unofficial mouthpiece. Making negotiations public can put pressure on the selling club, since it makes the player's intentions known

Re-read my original post. I never even tried to hint that he would be a shitter.

I quite categorically stated that I thought he was very good and I never use that term lightly. I was just trying to get out of any particular person why he is treated as a once in a generation talent.

Yes, he is extremely mature and very adept at reading the game and has made an extremely wise career choice in going to Juve.

Would love an identical player to join Halal Madrid for comparative purposes 5 years from now.

how was it like to work at arsenal

had a tremor while reading this, please space your shit out. thank you

hurt my feet
galatasaray are mental

Lads I’m gonna kill myself if united don’t sign 2 decent players by this Friday. No joke

He probably kept getting told he couldn't have a payrise because the club needed to make sure they could pay the dinner ladies

lyl

based and redpilled

Doesn't matter who they sign

Ole is taking them down

I phonepost on a shitty cracked screen phone. I'm glad it pisses a couple of fucking autistic cunts that can't handle change however.

Shan't be getting it fixed

That's what I always assumed, the clubs all have one

Good lad. Get richer though and buy a good phone

Based chad phone poster

I don’t care. I just want some signings.

>phoneposting
>cracked screen
>Reddit spacing
>Shan't
It's like you ooze estrogen

West Ham, Wolves, Leicester and Everton are unironically going to surpass Arse.

Damn, Irish girls look like THAT?

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Have sex mate, or at least try.

It may make you temporarily happy one day.

Can he fix De Ligt?

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Unironically want to beat up the manlet boyfriend and fuck that boypussy

needs more ass

>The ears make me think he could be right
The kid has much darker features and his hair is completely different. Puyol can pass off for a Jewish kid

I would rather never have sex again get pegged like you for a thrill mate

Who's the Janetty?

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>his hair is completely different.
Hair changes. I used to have ridiculously curvy almost blonde hair when I was a toddler. Then between 4 and 12 it straightened out and darkened to almost black. Now I have wavy auburn hair

>irish
>ass

>[Guardian] Having just parted with the likable but erratic Alberto Moreno, they are now in the market for a back-up left back. Junior Firpo of Real Betis fits the bill and Liverpool are undismayed by the 22-year‑old’s release clause of £45m.
Parted ways with Moreno and already looking for the next Moreno.

Talked to a colleague with a more level head as you suggested and guess what? He agreed with me bitch! Haha yeah, so you can take your offer and go fuck yourself with it. Yeah, I don't care that my current attitude is closing the door for future negotiations, you know why? 'Cause you're a rat weasel. Oh! Double your offer? Double your bye bye. Double your... bye bye!

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>Real Buttis

Real Benis :DD

what post is this regarding

you need to go back.
and take your role playing with you.

30m's still too low for KT

Based Leltic.

Robertson > Mendy > Alosno = Rose >> Shaw = Tierney >> Kolasinac

But then again, I don't watch the Scottish league

>alonso

tierney is the best defender on that list

>best defender
>plays in the Scottish league
Cringe.

I saw him play against Israel in the Nations League. Did not impress

Based Robbo scoring one for the lads.

ill let you take your time with that one

he's not been fit for the past season and a half

Absolutely this. Everyone is better than kolashit.

Suramerica bros.

How has Alexis been so far in the copa? Seen he’s scored a few and assisted. Is he dare I say it, back?

Based Woodward wins again

He's back until he has to play for >Ole

Rose is miles better than Alonso bruv

How am I supposed to fap in this heat?

And next week it's going to be up to 40°C... Pray for me lads.

Both are greatly inconsistent

>luis suarez to city

Koulibaly to City is off

>second to only ronaldo when it coems to Juves wages

imagine being the rest of their squad and this little zoomer shows up

well you already got ramsey on 400k a week

He’s overrated, gets exposed in Europe and freezes up, only hyped by Celtic fans, some think he’s better than Robertson
About right

___N
FAKE
___W
___S

>Leeds United are demanding 30mil for Kalvin Phillips

Yeah, this looks like it's going to become quite a standard transfer fee

fucking everton
what have you done

carmine was here? you sure? yeah he was here and then he left. carmine left? yeah carmine left

>22 June
>English Football League
Frankie Kent [Colchester - Peterborough] Undisclosed

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Calm down Oskar

>the state of english """football"""

He's Leeds through and through so they can put insane pricetag on him and know he's not going to throw a wobbler.

>he's not been fit for the past season and a half

haha he's really, really good, a world class fullback he's just "not been fit" for half his senior career that's why he looks average-to-decent in a pub league

why is no one else interested in tierney?

he's a meme

Because every other club either has more money to spend on better defenders or is transfer banned. If you mean why aren't similar mid-table clubs like Arse trying to buy him, the reason is because when you got the choice of mid-table clubs, Arse has won stuff recently and Lestah has better defenders. Honestly would be a good buy for Arsenal, but I have a feeling they won't bid the £20m needed.

Is this the Norway shitposter from the Arsecuck general? Grim state of affairs. Pretty sure he's the autistic one who drunk posts in /trans/.

no, there are 3 different noranons and im not the tranny

>Pretty sure he's the autistic one who drunk posts in /trans/.
That's me

twitter.com/BodaMajidi/status/1142506988670263296

>africans

There's a tranny Norway one? Grim. I dislike the Arse general because it's shitposters and ex-tripfags and non-arse fans. And that Norway user is one of the worst shitposters in that thread. Such a shame mods don't perma ban the tripfag for constantly ban evading.

My mistake.

Nah you're alri la. I'm so rich I pay people like you to make me feel better :^) What time did you fall asleep this morning?

>Nah you're alri la. I'm so rich I pay people like you to make me feel better :^) What time did you fall asleep this morning?

what are you talking about

im not shitposting

Firpo almost a done deal la

>Bayern don't want Pepe anymore

I still think he's going to Inter and this Liverpool interest is to get them to raise their offer.

Plus that one guy saying Inter have 3 foreign signings finished that the media hasn't talked much about.

Not an Inter fan btw.

Great, Keita Balde 2.0

Prepare yourselves for Salford City v FC Andorra as the 2024 CL final: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48394815

>when you realise that these are grown men
>this is the modern day equivalent of those massive old-timey dresses or riffs
life confuses me all the time

>that's not a lot of makeup
Mate, your perception of women has been seriously warped by the way geordie slags look on a friday night

More like they can't afford him and/or he's chosen to go someplace else. It's typical Buyern behaviour to then go "yeah, we never wanted him anyway".

Their saying he was part of their "B" players along with Draxler and someone else lel

Sane / Werner seem like the targets Bayern want.

W-werner is coming to Liverpool la

>530 capacity
>no space to build any stands

what did Pique mean by this?

>Besiktas have asked for info on Khedira. The German midfielder is expected to leave Juventus and could have his contract mutually terminated.

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backhanders to the andorran government

He probably would if they showed any interest whatsoever, RB's owner wants to sell him this summer so he doesn't leave on a free but, no offers are coming in lel.

Werner's apparently content with letting his contract expire and going to Bayern.

SNUBBERPOOL

Just a shit Brewster la

>no space to build stands
Carve seats out of the mountain side desu.

>you'll never own a football club and take it into the football league with a set of loyal fans, chants and all that jazz
It hurts, anons. I have no idea how much it costs to make one, but I've wanted to in my town for years, but have two teams already in like Division 9. Might as well just buy them kek. I dunno how much they'll cost, I could probably afford it, but I won't be able to maintain it.

Mill Farm FC will forever be a dreaM

>you will never own a football club taking all the profit from it and putting in no investment, not giving a shit while its loyal lifelong fans kill themselves over the team performing badly

>yfw we could make a Yea Forums team and have it fan owned or a donation based club or w/e
I'd name it Yea Forumsorting Autism FC. Then name the female team Yea Forumsorting Lesbian FC.

I've wanted to get my coaching badges and go to a nice country in the middle of nowhere and make a team and become famous there. A place like Kiribati. Or perhaps Nonce Island (aka Pitcairn Island). They give you free land. My friend, who was a, lets say... 'special contractor' said it's a massive red flag when a place in the middle of the fucking ocean is offering free land. I also know an ex-merc who fought in the Zaire Revolution (he was on the losing side).

Salah is shit lately. Pool need another deadly striker. Sturrige was good but his exploding knees are big problem.

They also need midfielders as goo as City's if they want to win the league.

das not it mane

What about Origi?

>and then have reddit come in and make mandatory diversity quotas because Yea Forums is anonymous and you can't tell who's been in on it from the start
>or even worse, have /pol/ bandwagon it and turn it into a shitshow trying to change the official mascot to pepe
no thanks

He always scored important goals, so far.
I dont know about his consistency. He need many things to proof.

I mean, Salah bit full of himself in mid season last year. That was the main reason why Pool got so many Draws.

Anyway, how do you rate Liverpool's front, user?
For me, it's
>Salah 7/10
>Mane 7/10
>Origi 8/10
>Gini 7,8/10

Real Madrid hopes new tax breaks set to be introduced in Italy will help them offload Rodriguez and Spain midfielder Isco, 27, to Serie A clubs. (Mail)
>and Spain midfielder Isco, 27, to Serie A clubs. (Mail)
British outlets are something else

Um sweety, Salah has more goals than Origi in his second season than Origi has in England.

He based.

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Also an assist, what do the Brazillads think of his performance?

they're literally all trash, you can't believe anything unless it comes from the club itself

Local newspapers can be alright sometimes. And there are journalists that clubs use as mouthpieces

So Buffon to Leeds is a thing now apparently

Poofon

>BOOMER: THE TRANSFER

>Manchester United and Crystal Palace have held talks over a deal for Aaron Wan-Bissaka, which could see the 21-year-old defender move to Old Trafford for an initial £42.5m. (Mail)

Tottenham and Denmark midfielder Christian Eriksen is eyeing a switch to Manchester United or Juventus after a move to Real Madrid fell through. (Mirror)

>Manchester United's transfer plans are being hampered because they cannot find a buyer for Chile international forward Alexis Sanchez, 30. (Express)

Newcastle manager Rafa Benitez is set to leave when his contract runs out next weekend, barring a dramatic change in relations with the club's owner. (Mail)

>Derby are preparing to offer manager Frank Lampard a £10m contract to stop him taking over at Chelsea. (Star)

Paris Saint-Germain are leading the race to sign Barcelona and Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 27. (Calciomercato)

>Barcelona have pulled out of the race to sign Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt, leaving Juventus well-placed to sign the 19-year-old Dutch international. (Marca)

Lyon's French striker Moussa Dembele, 22, has ruled out a move this summer despite links with several clubs, including Manchester United. (Goal)

>Manchester City are "hours away" from announcing the signing of Eibar goalkeeper Asier Riesgo, 35. (Mundo Deportivo, in Spanish)

Burnley have told goalkeeper Joe Hart he can leave, and the 32-year-old former England number one is open to a move to Lille. (Mail)

>Southampton have offered Birmingham £14m for striker Che Adams but are prepared to walk away from the deal if the Championship side want more for the 22-year-old. (Southern Daily Echo)

Leeds United midfielder Jack Clarke is on the verge of signing for Tottenham. The 18-year-old will be immediately loaned back to the Championship side. (Express)

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lmao, this old man just doesn't know when to quit

>Liverpool, Tottenham and Everton are interested in signing Mainz and Ivory Coast midfielder Jean-Philippe Gbamin, 23. (Fussballtransfers, in German)

Watford, Stoke, Celtic, Fenerbache and Olympiakos are all interested in Bournemouth goalkeeper Asmir Begovic and the 32-year-old is keen to play first-team football. (Star)

>Leicester City and England defender Harry Maguire, 26, has played down the importance of Instagram activity that hinted he could be on the verge of a move to Manchester United. (Twitter)

Real Madrid are monitoring Newcastle United and Paraguay forward Miguel Almiron, 25. (TycSports, in Spanish)

>Wolves want Lyon midfielder Lucas Tousart, 22. (CalcioMercato, in Italian)

West Ham still want Celta Vigo and Uruguay striker Maxi Gomez, 22, but are unlikely to pursue Bournemouth's English forward Callum Wilson, 27. (Evening Standard)

>Aston Villa's hopes of signing Leeds United's Kalvin Phillips have been dashed after they were quoted £30m for the 23-year-old midfielder. (Sun)

Juventus are hopeful of beating Liverpool and Tottenham in the race to sign West Brom midfielder Rekeem Harper, 19. (Mirror)

>Ryan Sessegnon is planning to reject a contract offer from Fulham and allow his current deal to expire next summer as the 19-year-old eyes a move to Inter Milan. (Sun)

Arsenal will have to pay £13.5m for Paris St-Germain forward Christopher Nkunku, 21, with Leipzig also interested. (L'Equipe, in French)

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>Manchester United's transfer plans are being hampered because they cannot find a buyer for Chile international forward Alexis Sanchez, 30. (Express)
Based BOSS

Thing is, Sanchez won't lower his wages. It'd be like asking you to go to another office job but on 50% less wage. So he's better off just being a passenger and collecting his £26m and whatever his bonuses are.

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>Juventus linked to both Eriksen and Pogba

JJ are starting to scare me now lads

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Nah, Real will get one of Eriksen or Pogba

Zidane really wants Poogba.

>Boothroyd hasn't been fired yet
I can only hope they're doing it because he's got a single game left and they'll fire him when they've (likely) lost it.

Also, England going out of Cricket World Cup. We only need the female England team to lose today to complete the 'We Are A Joke' Trifecta.

>Also, England going out of Cricket World Cup.
highly unlikely lad

Can Aston Villa please sign someone half decent? All we've got is some meme Championship player and a meme Brazilian from FUCKING GENT

What? They need to beat both India and Australia to get through. If they lose to both, they don't. And seeing as they lost to Sri Lanka and Pakistan, they won't beat those two. Final is India vs Australia.

Gary Cahill perhaps?

you never know

I'm not optimistic. England always fuck up against teams they should better and then do well against teams they should be battered by (but ultimately lose).

If Chester is fucked and we can't get Mings I'd go for it

>>Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has told the club to sell Pogba to the highest bidder

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Their problem isn't attack, their problem is they have no midfield and their defense is bottom-tier

He wants to pad his record with clean sheets in the farmer's league

They defence became useless when Bellerin and Holding got injured. Had they not, I suspect they'd have easily made Top 4. Even if they had remained injured, had Ramsey not been injured, they'd have made Top 4. But dems the breaks. Arsenal have Chambers they could call back. Belik or w/e that Polish dude is I read about can play CB. So, they have options. If they buy Tierney I don't see him being better than anything they got but who knows.

What happened to this lad?

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He's in China, isn't he? Or has he gone back to Brazil now?

Wait, if Chris Cadden is out of contract, why hasn't he gone to Oxford United yet if he's agreed? Does Motherwell have to agree to it?

I used to think Andy Caroll was the worst transfer in history but this is absolutely unreal

They simply choked

Palmeiras

Isn't officially out of contract until the end of the month.

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Yeah but Gorrin was out of contract too and he's already been announced for Oxford. Don't suppose you're knowledgeable about them?

It was Chelsea la'

they tried that with Ebbsfleet and it didn't work

now we've got some dumb paki who's more interested in building ITV themed themeparks than paying his players

not really

maybe the deal's agreed but not being announced until 1st july

De Jong at Barcelona is good for comparative purposes I feel.

Ah. Shame. Keep hoping for a Scotfren to fill me in. Thanks anyway. Apparently, just checking, the player hasn't decided.

>Oxford United boss Karl Robinson waiting on Motherwell’s Chris Cadden to decide future after having bid accepted

USA vs. T&T rematch starting now if anyone cares

>just saw the Carphone Warehouse advert with Crouchy
Why are Footballers/Managers doing so many adverts? Redknapp did the Jame Roly-poly thing.

good night trannies

Night Binland :DDD

>USA thrashes T&T
So grim that England has NEVER beaten USA in a World Cup match. We have, however, won every other game bar 1950 World Cup match and the America Cup match. Our highest win was 10-0. Such a shame USA never seems to make it to the World Cups for us to meet up so we can rectify that. We need a win.

1-1 you utter joke

Is this Kieran guy from Celtic any good then?

The Scottish Robertson la

Agent Robert Green was clearly a Yank in disguise, Fitizen.

What? USA beat England 1-0 in the 1950 World Cup. The only other time USA has played England in a World Cup was 2010 when it was 1-1. England has never beaten USA in a World Cup match. They have played many friendlies, all of which England has won. However in every 'tournament', England has either drawn or lost. Latest loss was in the American Cup where England lost 2-0.

He was good but desu still doesn't have a good role in Titty's system

>Arsenal will have to pay £13.5m for Paris St-Germain forward Christopher Nkunku, 21, with Leipzig also interested. (L'Equipe, in French)

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