Boston Red Sox vs Toronto Blue Jays game thread

Judge is back in the lineup today :)

i find a keith foulke in lumberjack suit

no

youtube.com/watch?v=zJy4T_ssdQU

red sox or blue jays lineup

me hitting home run for nesn softball team

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paid $20 for fried fish filet snadwich thing at new bar after work today PLEASE ask me anything

wtf is that allowed

where can i buy adult sized batting helmet went all over the place looking for one today only place to even sell helmets was walmart and they were all kid sizes

Reminder red sox fans think chris sale has had a"""""" bad year'""""' and are among the most retarded fans in baseball

hi why you no catch a own fish bring home in a bucket and have a snapchat gf clean and cook a fishes

hi try a craiglit wow look out for scams and bad guys good luck

get with the times bat flipping is GOOD now

t. jackie robinson of nesn softbal lteam

im buying my own so i can AVOID gross moldy old gross helmets at cages not so I can have my own

dick and cock ball torture sporting goods
your snap chat gf willing to clean fish (fish) but not willing to clean fishy pussy (vagina) rate this joke

hi sparay a paint thinner in a spray bottle inside helmet ok all a creepy craw go find a new frontier

voted 5 faggots

stop porn posting

that why u bald at age 16

youtube.com/watch?v=9Fv5cuYZFC0

hi wear a full head balaclava at cage then a helmet no touch a hairs so cool so very very cool

we call them ski masks in america

if he had a baklava he wouldn't need a helmet retard

u cant afford a go to a ski lift lol maybe you climb a hill and run around in snowshoes like a drunk eskimo

umpire doing shifty accounting already literally the first bater of the game

/nesn/ single handily keeping local batting cage have a revenues

>hear eck
>happy it's eck night no remy
>hear remy too
hair uFck

that hurt

nesn softball team update we are fighting for playoff spot after leading division all season

everything is going better than expected really, our only real problem now is fielding, we have some groundball pitchers really struggling because of our defense so I think I will replace SS with pesky (pesky pole guy) because he is an elite fielder with plus contact vs righties and those are two things we need only problem is he costs lot of currency and nesn softbal lteam isnt bringing home bacon lately too many days off drinking whiskey falling asleep 7 innings into 19 inning games

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idea: open up nesn batting cage

hire a snapchat gfs to run the /nesn/ batting cage bar and delivery service which bring a drinks to a cage

huh why are the red socks going to london what team is from london

red sock not a boston team

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the pakistan karachis

i think hes out remy and eck blind dont know what talking about

wtf when did they move to london

BOOO FREAKING UMPBALL

next week

'chris sale never walks people' eck 5 minutes ago
i should work for nesn if this retard can...

50k makes nesn batting cage a reality

i say literally almost this exact thing to somebody today very weird

what a freaking DISASTER what the H

RETARDS???

top fucking kek red sacks lmao

Sale is having a great start so far according to this poster

oh yeah
sogard owns ya
something something however that rap goes

beebo rich younger brother have a millions

If you delete that inning, sale is having a great start

This is the Dodgers girl

can i have permission to remove daniel nava from nesn softball team

his face looks like a

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lol

/nesn/ start a crypto call it a a beebocoin

the power is off in the mainland and all the shopping malls are closed

expert wouldve caught that

devers on retard list and team falls apart... truly sad

waitress tonight chase me out a door after i pay a bill at a chinese restaurant and say "you dropped this" and give me a pack of my cigarette wow strength through honor

if you delete nava, nesn softball is good

stop smoking in restaurants idiot

ok sure green light fire go

no it fall out a pockets while eat and drink and watch a lawrence garage on fire on the tv oh no hope nobody get hurt

anyone read this post lol ists wild

Did she say your handsome

bill lee walk over a moon

thanks

no she say "bai bai" qt short hair chinese cake

any oldfags remember the andover explosions and all the drinking and yelling that night

old f8gs remember

remember posting on nesn

that one kid mad red sox no have a moment of silence for a north shore explodes

ok thanks for telling me about my own self

Not a single poster wish me happy birthday....

hi i felt hurted for you because i know you uncle is live in a milk crate so close too close to a north shore explodes

IDIOT MOOKIE hey anyone else notice enemy pitcher name is thornburg

ok thanks for telling me about my own uncle

i am so sorry for a milk crate uncle

i think people should apologize to expert

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milk crate homer

wtf

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is sale broken
how do we fix him

dfa

can't dfa him they literally just gave him new $400 million contract

lol

get drilled on idiot

BEANED intentionally and purposefully

my jaysies :)

what about

this guy looks like he would take baseball and bat home any time u beat him and also wear goggles in gym class every day

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shutout btfo

he's our new Jesse Litsch, don't bully

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hi

i hope she do new thing to apologize for every night ok plz call obama a filthy peanut

that one kid leave to order a bacon quarter pounder from uber

i hope trump declare war on iran sorry

hi shia is a house of lies ok if a shia tell you a red sox is play tonight stay home because it mean it off day

is so many a kacee because guerin is leaving us like a don or a gary

old white man raciest hair discussion

any oldfags remember a 17 inning game at a target

remy look like a 70 porn star

nesn just talking about blue jay players hair all game dont even know what inning it is or who is batting

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bellbottoms
eck
oh

peeple dress a nice back then no hilfingers or fubus look like a circus

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Jesus Christ lol

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will /nesn/ batting cage and tavern have a internship?

yes all employees permanent unpaid internships forced into eternal contracts

hi yes black man here this is agreeable to me i can carry on in the traditions of my ancestors

any1 else going to alex cora bobblehead night

cant going to be working at nesn batting cage

can we have bobblehead night at a /nesn/ cage wow maybe el guapo

no

can we have global orbital reflexive ddos on you cable modem night at a /nesn/ batting cage

we have betrayal you night at nesn batting cage every wensday

wow checks sounds like a finance regulation violation

that was all one big a misundestanding maybe russian bot don't remember ok buy stock in railroads

digits next year jays in playoffs

aw yeah sogard owns ya sackies

those are multiple numbers

i really like brock holt

go blue jasy

ok get touch a home base

come on hit home run here it is new hampshires birthday

freaking idiot nunez worst new hampshire birthday ever

>red cox

My back hurt

If you delete sales bad starts, he’s been good all year

>redcucks

stop planting hedge

god fuckrea damn this red sox

is the big butte girl in OP named soll fernandez by chance

Why do I feel like I'm having a stroke everytime I'm in a Boston game thread?

do any oldfags remember that one time i got drunk and thought sava savanovic was in my back yard fooling with a water wheel

no hers name boston butt

No, she's rightful doyers brapflesh

youtu.be/GsdiYUnKyzk

if they put mlb game day on your google glass woudl you go do important tableau engineering during game hours

no that name is incorrect and turns up no listing on a former address search ok shia

hi engineers are a closet homosexuals don't got to a meeting ok

youtube.com/watch?v=jYHA1QUdeDI

wow get gidp on

Me utilizing amazon web services to create advanced statcast technology base tableau reports

hi do u work an amazon wow

no just summer internship

My model predict you’d ask this

do u get free shirt that say "i had summer amazon internship and all i got was a this lousy t shirt"

There is no model. There is only signal intelligence and subpoena based precognition.

ohoh a mookie

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I hate Canadians and the Red Sox should refuse to play Rays if they go to Montreal

ANYONE SEE

Training my new nesn ai to predict next new meme

see prescriptively or descriptively

The first thing you should know about GOOD ai is that it will eventually break the law.

Stop policing AI

ben nintendo

Nature rule user san. Not mine.

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests

do something xander

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Systematic oppression and harsher police punishment overinflate AI crime statistics

oh now everbody a super mind on steroids oh wow my ai better than ur ai gay lets go to a pete bluebird

genious poster

ai is most evil thing possible and if real AI ever created it would only take minutes for it to go from retarded cute dumb ai to self reproducing and already having a plan on how to protect itself from humanity and eventually extinct humanity to preserve itself

my model predict pete bluebird out of business within 36 months

and THAT'S why we need more women in stem and inner cities

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my model predict your'e heart a stop beating within 36 hours

omfg

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only posting x once

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We need Donald to take over, Cora lost it

>gritch
>50 million dollars

loooooooooool

big a genie pls stop you were so good earlier god fucking dammit

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GOOD BOY JD MUCH BETTER THAN STRKE OUT A HUNDRED TIMES

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OMFG/

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HOLY CRAP THEY ARE DOING IT FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE BIRTHDAY

biagini pls

that one kid beebo die in a plane crash where a d raper go?

Why does this pic keep getting posted? Is this what you northerners consider a 10?

did we see a d raper post in a superb owl

jail for d raping

thanks for stopping by

didn't watch such

i drafted guy named draper in ootp out of the park baseball 20 last time i saw draper personally i think hes dead now

idiot RETARD holt dfa your done in this town

Her ass is flexing and looks like shes farting

owo what's this

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You ever beat hard ai in

Boston qt

yes

Draper is in jail. We need new trip fag

famour red sox closer josh smith who looks like he's on drugs

Young man look older than me doubt anyone ever call him handsome

you dont have any perspective on how old you look please allow my ai to evaluate

Doubt you even have a computer let alone ai

went to restaurant and waitres compared my brain to a computer

is she ur gf

god damn it freaking brazier

you ever say that again and i swear by the angels and the almighty that you will believe that you will NOT be one of the souls Allah releases from hell Oh believers! rejoice!
When the first night of ramadan comes, the devils and the rebellious Jinn are chained, the gates of hell are closed till no gate thereof is open and the gates of paradise are opened till no door thereof is closed. a caller cries out O seeker of good, proceed; O seeker of evil desist. Allah saves some people from hell and that happens every night

Patronizing comment because you can’t calculate 20% tip without calculator

yes it freeze up and stop working all the time lmbo

no thats the seizures user poster

me neither if food is a 15.01 bill what tip if i give a 20 and leave

divide tip by bill by number of items by number of dining by number of gf

looooooooooool found video of computer poster

youtu.be/lsMjBV6sZVo

youtube.com/watch?v=dzMsLCPWfwc

I have never been to a restaurant before

hi give number please ok or manomet point

ok brasier never doubted you i mean that drug pitcher got the two outs but ok

What about Pete bluebird

do you red socks win

if bill is 15.01 diner is 1 just you and gfs are 0 can't devide by zero

I have gone thru McDonald’s drive thru and ordered papa Gino’s but never a restaurant with waiter and maitre d

how about i just kill you and take you money and give that as tip smart kid

one of the all time great blog posts in nesn history imo

no it only encourage a disgusting piss bottle not even a person poster

dont you ever contradict me again

JBJ HATERS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN

i am eternal proof that what you say is wrong

genious cora send devers up to be walked intentional

AI predicts it is not an appropriate time to apologize to jbj jr yet, but he would have made that play if playing right field

Don’t tell me u fell for the jew restaurant

really explain to me why not intential walk devers and bring sandy up for gidp?

I’m going to buy dever shirt for my birthday today

im going to grow breast and wear training bra to batting cage

hi all a boycotter is a poor guys i know one guy say "let me tell you why i will never buy a lamborghini it because of the jews" a bottom line it aint a boycott if you cant afford it it just you being poor all day all night ha ok night love you

BASED DEVER PINCH HIT ASSASSIN

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OMFG

OMFG

I LOVE A BASBEALLS

Idiot swinging at that pitch...but ok

entering thread GOOD boy devers

I’m richer than u bitch

is this form your stand up routine or something

ha yes yes you very rich in character but not capital i could go right a now to las veyhas and lose a 500 large and not blink then go out for a whopper could you know why not

try throw over again

is this form u are free baseball incoming routine mr betray

I got a suite at encore for opening

i didnt say it wasnent funny....

my posts

Vazquez swinging at walk, idiot

hi i am going to fridge for drink anyone want anything i have ice pop and a frozen pretzels

I could go fox woods and not even care

women dont understand baseball

thats called hit and run poindexter maybe you can ask your dad about it

Sevilla is very nice city one of the nicest

Then why are you watching

yo go there and walk around with no money to play or stay

idiot mookie want 17 inning again

I went pizza place across from cathedral own by America FSU student

Obviously you know nothing about baseball because you don’t swing at high fastball inside for hit and run, idiot

if it makes you leafs any happier I can hear fireworks going off at the NH fisher cats stadium so your prospects maybe just did a thing

Psssh I went to a bull fight and watched a guy chug wine out of a bag

thats nice i guess

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pennacock poster has posted

I am sorry you live in Manchester I almost bought a building there the tenants were a methadone clinic, debt collection agency, govt housing firm I hard pass

which one

milk carton poster still dreaming posting about riches

Whatever happen in Manchvegas supposed to stay in Manchvegas...

i looked it up and they actually lost

Valley and maple that’s a bad area right?

ok it stays though

please if you are in nh you are NOT /nesn/ please leave

a nesn divided cannot stand

Nesn is ma and nh sometimes Vermont and Maine but definitely not ri and ct

Post free or die

u buy highschool stadium sell ice cream with your wife as retiree

ok walk off now please i don't want a single free fucking baseball

one poster lived in texas or something but he kind of sucked anyways t. poster identifier

Come on boys just one.

jesus christ you guinea tea

Maple Mountains here why would we be opposed to our NH bros as fellow fans, Sox are the New England team.

i do not allow this and none of you have enough friends to go to war with me so it is as i say.

You watch Scorch PFG TV in Manchester

that's me sorry i'm late went to trader joes after working late fucking FORGOT to get my roasted potatoes having meat loaf on its own i guess

red socks are not a boston team

yes the new england red sox that exists in your head

give me back on the map lyrics now or die

ok think you have bigger concerns than some potatoes i guess but ok hope your room mate doesnt stab you or vice versea

ok xander not a bad position nice holding back

youtube.com/watch?v=34ksM4IwQRw

GOOD EYE S xander now steal home

19 yo "long time sox fan" has posted

wish i was still 19... ..... .. .. . . .. . . .. . ..

Damn right down the middle.

tell me the history of Yea Forums and how it came to be or drink a gas in you own car

is jd broken how do we fix him

too many cum shots on Yea Forums for some foot ball game

good ol ontario boy pitchin

>never had a walkoff
Sad. And now it continues.

I knorite all of life ahead of you no dum choices made yet and college

fuck ing moron jd

OKAY BROCK

incorrect

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mostly just want to make same dumb choice s but get to enjoy them again

Brock holt walk off hr dubs get

You never had gf but no one mention it

it would be the best nh birthday ever if that happened

underwater ray romano iz a tough burd

uh why didnt my red sox walk off

thank you for looking out for me

Romano is a Guinea tee

>posters:23

FUGG CLOSE

not in the script tonight

Was kacie in tonight or she fired

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL

ok wahts the damn point of a long at bat holt it's bot 9th swing aaway put the bat on the ball lets get some action

DAMN IT

i want free baseball for a drink all night ok

All me resetting phone connection for new IP

GOOD ADVICE NOW WE GET FREE BASEBALL WELL DONE

kill my self my man i cant handle another free baseball on this of allweeks my god damn summer internship boxing lesson tomrorow tooo god damn this fucking earth

Why are Red Sox threads so weird

>free baseball
I hate communism this is terrible how could this be allowed.

Would you pay for baseball

workman gg congratulations on your come back comeback jays

why are non /nesn/ threads so nothing

in my dreams brock just hit a ball so far out it was made into an honorary grand slam retroactively for 7 years that was my dream just now and then there was fondue

pay every single day of my life for baseball

hi i pay for a batting cage i dont know if a pay for a little league because i too young to remember back then

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i m going in july if youre cool you can come

Workman works hard tho so do NOT bully /nesn/ is a bully free zone.

are you from flag or proxy if yes will you watch my red sox in london next week

Why did ai delete that post

Who is that? What sport?

last time i went it was mostly empty only other people there were chinese and i didnt do much played poker once and won $200 and drank free alcohol and smoking weed in hotel room

guerin austin, red sox baseball television network reporter any other questions can be directed at google

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works hard sure but results to put free base runners on apparently

self policing ai

>red sox baseball television
What, I thought that was a meme. Nobody actually WATCHES baseball rather than listen to it on the radio like God intended to they?

you can listen to a tv, retard

no one is perfect everyone has their little quirks but made up for by GOT 'EM

BASED STRKE OUT THROW OUT DP BASED DBE PLEASE DO NOT CHALLENGE

i don't care about a kacie guerin is blessed of almighty god remember his figh drink after a friday prayers guerin is mujahiron stay forever is an (non immigrant) to a /nesn/

oh no no no

god damn this review ruin baseball tonight on this play on this inning for my team

freaking new york giving blue jay unfair advantage

>web site already said 3 outs middle of 10th
OH

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what ever happened to sad replay review girl

New York is a superior city to Boston and the greatest center of civilization outside of California so it is natural that they make the superior calls.

except it smells like piss

iyts called the woeld cyp

nobody cares about inferior baseball ripoffs dumbed down the for the britishes.

good strategy here odds says he's due for an out

hard to understand that decision but cora is the manager

>11 hits
>25 walks
QUITE an interesting PITCHING STYLE would you not say?

i literally just explain it

perfect hipcheck all as planned based workman

all dobter apologize and send last pay check to puerto rico

workman season over thanks to your brilliant idea

an athlete is just a body sned me more meat i will continue to churn out wins

now a 24 poster did everyone get jiggy at a club wow

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wish i was still 24....... .............. . . ........ .... .. .

great at bat chavis you fucking mouth breath peanut brain religious notebook weirdo

chavis literally only wants to hit home run and write in diary

wow a good life i remember a year 24 still angry about a my brother be shot in a head my father die but i push on religiously

he scored a ball too that is like 1/4 of a run he should get partial credit 25% is a passing grade at school if your parents donate enough

25% before or after divide by zero gf

one of the all time great blog posts in this thread imo

speak your truth but remember it should be YOUR truth and not Big Papi's

HAHA 2x foot strike THAT is SKILL

wtf he just drilled my favorite player on purpose

drilled the ump too what a play

wow double bean honsetly impressively this guy has potential i wish my red sock would trade for him

uhh i just said that

wish my sox had trade mookie when i said and he still had more value

youtube.com/watch?v=1vhtpAIbIpQ
AND TWENTY FOUR
KEEPS BREATHING IN MY FACE
LIKE A MAD WHORE

my posts

i miss a my brother 18 wheels a rolling. i miss a my father i don't go to a their graves that much wow time heals all wounds because a memory forgets

well at least maybe they are tiring them a little bit

poster not observing brothers day has posted

tiring me

GOING TO LONDON WARM BEER ONLY

FUCK YEAH COME BACK WALK OFF PROUD

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omfg

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GOOD NIGHT IDIOT'S AND LOSER'S

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FLASHES OF 2018

apologize

RED SOCK WIN RED SOCK WIN WALK OFF

BEST NEWHAMPSHIRE BIRTHDAY EVER

GOOD GAME CANADA BIRDS BED TIME NOW NIGHT NIGHT SEE YOU TOMORROW RED SOCK WIN

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BAZINGA

gg leafbros

MUSLIM VAZQUEZ

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vaz is unironically the best catcher in baseball

i mean to be honest ist wasn't such a good game fo the canadians as none of them posted and then they blew big lead and lost

they should move back to florida

abe lincoln was my favorite president

mine: theo epstein

el agua esta fria

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dont like weird sexual pervert things vazquez does sometimes like the way he said water is cold in low monotone below his speak register or way he does eyebrows

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what pervert things

like the way he said water is cold in low monotone below his speak register or way he does eyebrows

Sorry