ASTROS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

ew, I forgot about that meme

No just a astro fan and his replies are always at the top of twitter!!!

To be real, with Altuve back and healthy and Springer a few weeks away, this feels like for the first time, you guys are actually healthy and we're the ones that are fielding half our B team. I expect a loss here but would be pleasantly surprised if we compete!

nigga stfu the astros and their "fanbase" is a house of cards

Kys

very nice

>manlet of manlets tries to bunt
OH NO NO NO

he's coming

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ok astros(rangers) fan!

that was a pathetic ovation for judge desu

gary is mildly scary

didi is elite

Fuck the yaks

A STANTONIAN grounded into a doubleplay

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N GIDP

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

imagine your best player being under 5' a beta player for a beta fanbase I wonder how much he pays the bull to fuck his wife

somebody take Michael Kay off the air

also gio urshela and Luke voit are all stars now lmfao

imagine not winning a world series in over a decade. LOLOLOL

Primaries have not happened yet...

imagine not winning in a world series in 50 years LOL!

finalists to see who starts lmfao

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can we not walk to the lead off hitters in 9 pitches
but good that chirinos just got K'd
I guess we could push for a GIDP

>50+ years
OH NO NO NO astrosrants detected

why did they put voit behind cron when he got like a billion more votes than cron

Kill yourselves Yankee niggers

nice comeback, maple

because (((they))) want to push the narrative that the tloses are anything but an nlds early exit

>falling for the reddit meme to hate the yankees for no reason other than their prolific WS history
sad desu

also BIG MAPLE REGAINS CONTROL

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There’s literally only one of you spamming your retarded hog every game get a life you fucking faggots

imagine being a fan of a team for 2 years and thinking your opinion matters LOL come back when you have about 26 more rings junior LOL

You’re a fucking loser

wait till we get Scherzer bro

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DFA Stanton and Judge
They are not what this team needed
First inning was proof of that

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Imagine having won literally nothing in a decade now. Kill yourself.

why is it that some retarded tripfag comes in and tries to rain on our parade EVERY THREAD.

I grew up in NY I had no choice but to be a yankee fan please let me enjoy my thread and my team.

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>another no name tripfag trying to gain credibility by epic trolling the yankees
LOL friendly reminder to not give subhumans (you)s

Imagine letting the astros, cubs, and royals all win World Series more recently than you lmfao kill yourself

NY is a stain on this country
Should be nuked

imagine going 50 years without a ring you dont care though you have only been a fan for 2 years LOL manlet detected LOL

What happened to the epic Yankee banter?? Did I hit a nerve? Fucking losers. Post more pictures of your fat cow.

stop giving babby the yous. he's low effort trolling. I bet he's not even from houston, he's just a bandwagon faggot.

Imagine living in Ohio and pretending you’re a New Yorker. I hope you get 9/11’d

>all this seething at my Jankees

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with all these young players, do you trade some of them and try to get better pitching or do you trade the older guys for mediocre bullpen?

as much as I like george springer, do we NEED him?

>literal who tripfags trying to punch up
LOL

>epic banter
I'm here to discuss my team and the game, not get into some no-substance argument with a bandwagon triptard. go troll a red sox thread if you want to argue about nothing.

>pointing out the Yankees haven’t been relevant in a decade is trolling
LOL nice cope. Steinbrenner must be rolling in his grave over the state of his team now.

Julia Morales is cute too.

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>50 years of irrelevancy babbys first baseball team fans thinking they matter

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Absolute fucking butthurt wahhh let us go back to posting our epic ALL RISE maymays xD

>every irrelevant team has a tripfag now
sad tbqh

i miss him

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Fucking SEETHING. Judge’s career is literally over. The Yankees are the new Cubs.

If you hide me, I will stay in this thread and post anonymously. You will not forget me. You will remember my name and my efforts.

I will be in this thread for the entirety of your date with the Astros.

friendly reminder to not give the 2 year lifelong (you)s
>babbys first championship
LOL

lol as if it is just one person
Astros have the strongest fanbase on this site

You may only post in this thread if your team has a World Series win this decade

>Judge an All-Star finalist
lmao

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thanks for the (you)s cuck now put your trip back on so I can filter you LOL

Yankee fans are literally brain dead morons

jesus christ michael kay needs to go home. he sounds so bad

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is anyone on the assblows over 5' tall manlet team for a manlet fanbase LOL

4chanx>filter the tripcode>hide stubs. thread normal again.

Cant be anywhere near as bad as the attention whore boomer and his shrill female sidekick on your radio broadcast

nigga there was literally 0 posts by astros fans in the thread last night

is the AL outfield going to be Judge, Betts, and Trout again? I'd like that

Astros are just the better team. Best 3rd baseman in the league in Alex Bregman. Elite rotation with 1-2-3 punch of Verlander, Cole, and Goatcock.

Yordan hitting solo blasts, kemp swiping bags, altuve doing anything he can to get on base (and then some), and brantley contact specialist. You haven't seen the best of us either

Imagine being this assblasted. You’re literally in tears right now.

imagine trying to live in the past with yankees fans when your teams history is literally 2 years

Altuve is a finalist as well and he's been ass this year

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imagine being able to beat up the best player on your favorite team LOL

I am a lifelong Yankee fan, and even I admit the franchise has been embarrassing. How can we go 10 years without a championship? How can we let the fucking Cubs, Royals, and Astros win before us? The fucking Sox have one two in that time. FUCK.

Yeah my throat hurts listening to him.

>the entire yankee infield made the all star game voting finals

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Excalibur getting heated in the discord. He hates yankees fans IRL too, it's not really targeted to you guys specifically

link

>good guy paxton makes sure brantley is okay instead of finishing the play
>gleebs is like WHAT THE FUCK

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>Yankee fans literally know nothing about baseball
What a shocker

>I am a lifelong Yankee fan
astros 'fan' spotted
>discord
so he's gay, also? makes sense

this

hello lifelong of 2 years

>voting for your favorite players in a popularity contest means you know nothing about baseball
yeah let me go vote for francisco lindor over gleyber torres so that everyone knows I know who else is good in the AL

>bandwagon fanbase thinks they have any kind of authority over what is a popularity contest

Keep bumping the thread steer fucker

>any kind of authority over a popularity contest
we literally do, we got our whole infield and our OF who has played 20 games this year into the ASG finals lmao

>multiple losetros fans in the thread
>literally 0 last night
really makes me think

just drinking the rage here lads

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>dis-ass-tros lead off double
>no runs scored
lol

>two Yankeecucks in the thread
>zero World Series wins this decade
Really makes me think

its flowing was looking for this texas fairtweather "banter" last night desu

>pisscord babby seething at the best franchise in sports
oh no no no no!!

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We have jobs retard
Down here we aren’t all welfare dependent like New York

probably as fearweather as florida sports fans if it isn't college fatball. cletus can't into baseball

fairweather*

the game was 7pm. unless you're a waiter (probable) you're not at work

losestros talking about rings is like a boxer getting knocked out for 30 years straight and finally winning because (((vegas))) wanted them to then talking shit about muhammad ali

>win a scripted WS because your "city" got wrecked by a hurricane
>thinking you are a real team
lmao

>el gary

OH THAT GARY IS SCARY

GEE WIZZ GARY SURE IS SCARY
HOLY MOLEY
THE ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES OF THE LOSETON ASS-TROS!

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SANCHIZE

A SANCHEZIAN RAPING

didi is elite

Kraken status: Unleashed

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>481 feet

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FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ONE FEET
>481ft
holy shit

Stanton and Judge responsible for 5 of the 9 outs lol

>best franchise
>done nothing the last 10 years

>best franchise

source?

...

>loseton fan admitting the Yankees are the best franchise

Lmfao thanks man

lookin decent there, was worried about his velo, hope he's fixed

Fuck is wrong with Kay?

contracted something from eating out meredith. ask michael douglas

>because vegas wanted them to

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>manlet can only hit dribblers and run them out to get on base
manlet team for manlets tbqh

keep punching up subhuman maybe you will win again in 50 years

Ottaviño

Seriously, Kay is the superior play by play guy. Sometimes I think Sterling lets his Alzheimer's show when he belts out shit like "Tauchman the sockman" wtf does that even mean?

fucking finally

ty based 0ttavin0

The Fireman does it again

Lol Kahnle can’t get his big ass out of the way

HELLO Yea Forums THIS IS Yea Forums CALLING

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You going to go see the London game?

Ottavino is so handsome

for me, it's tottenham hotspur

tommy looking thicc

i like pretty boy judge and the spic dwarf

G R I T T Y

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

Yeah baby
All star

GLEEBS

LASTROS

Astros fan almost interfering with Reddick

idiot lifelongs since 2016

speaking of fans, where did all those asstros """""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""" go?

bo cricket

Gleyber has EIGHTEEN (18) home runs this season

Michael Kay sounds like he has fuckin throat cancer right now. Send him home and let Ryan Ruocco step in or something.

that's just so interesting, the thread has been quiet from those bums for some time now, can't be because of the score, surely. very interesting

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fuck. yes

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Based

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ZACK

That was some elite defense from gleebs. Boy is hot.

>silence from the astros “fans”
Proven bandwagon fair weathers

I am going to start booing these K machines again

exactly, say hello to the bandwagons watching in silence.. if they're even watching

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>be houston
>lose

did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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for me, it's new york

YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!

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PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ASSTROS LOSE

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imagine getting swept by the reds and now this

wtf is good with michael kay lmao

Trade Judge. Try to trade Stanton. Pls.

Cameron to the IL

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the glamour fixture