/oro/ # 9

Churrumais y una negra modelo

orange juice, cheese, chicken, olive oil, and milk truck please

Porque vergas se enfrentan otra vez entre el mismo grupo en semi finales? Solo para que la final sea contra US?

>mfw only available tv on my house is on a room without ventilation
>currently it’s 36 degrees Celsius

Fuck this shit the national team is not worth that hell

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LETS GO REGGAE BOIS

youtu.be/qXnT3LFTc-s?t=33

Simon, es lo unico que se mantiene del antigüo formato sin Islas kek

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always have at least one fan bro

A bit of Boomer Reggea
youtube.com/watch?v=lVI_OjfFWqg

The three that we have in the house are currently being used. Sucks.

L A S E L E C T A

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Hoy ganan los negros

R E G G E A
B
O
Y
Z

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based

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EL SALVADOR GONNA GET MURDERED

youtube.com/watch?v=W9mvTNh-plY

The club they play at, in order of titulares;

Chalatenango
FAS
Alianza
Sportivo Luqueno
Alianza
Alianza
Alianza
Alianza
Portland Timbers
Houston Dynamo
Bangkok United

go El Salvador am rooting for you :D

a lot of people for this match up

And here's their club lineup

Philadelphia Union
Start
Louisville City
New York Red Bulls
FC Cincinnati
Sheffield Wednesday
Portmore United
Phoenix Rising
Reno 1868
Ankaragucu
Bayer Leverkusen

VAAAAMOS
EL SALVADOOO-OOR
ESTA NOOOOOCHEEEEE
TENEMOS QUE GANAAAAAR

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thanks

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PUPUSAS

QUIERO FOLLAR
DO YOU COMPRIENDES ?

lol our guys really can’t physically compete with this Jamaicans

how many of those players and members of the public are Mara Salvatrucha?

If you guys were more technical you'd easily get past them, but the diet of cheese filled tortillas with beans isn't exactly a good diet.

the GOAT of Latino foods, even better than Mexican
I would marry a Salvadorian just for those things

is the one on the right named nina?

Agreed

>implying the average girl here knows how to make good Pupusas

no idea breh, saved that shit years ago

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Jarritos Tamarindo y Gansitos

My brother married a gringa Salvadorian who's grandmother taught her to make great pupusas after they got engaged
They can learn dammit

Una Coca y Hot Cheetos, xxtra hot por favor. :)

we need negritos too for Qatar

gringa Salvadoreña? Fake and gay.

lol. I actually knew a Salvadoran girl since elementary school. Not best best friends but close ish especially since we happened to live in the same neighborhood. A few years ago I jokingly asked if she knew how to make Pupusas, she never learned because she didn't care to make them and her mother never taught her.

Shame, because her mom made some fucking banging pupusas. Last I saw of her she gained 50 (not a joke) pounds and is attending a UC.

:|

this shit was mean for Oui, I comprender my amigo

That’s true but making good pupusas is a form of art on itself bro not everyone can do it

Yep

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>They can learn dammit
>to dumb to learn how to make them on your own

what else would you call a salvadoreña born in the US
Kek that's how they all end up

for me is pupusas de arroz

I’ve never liked those, they’re too sticky.

>Jarritos Tamarindo
those are impossible to find nowdays, I think only restaurants have them

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>making them yourself
>the same as having them made for you by a lady with love
You dumb bastard, have you ever even eaten a homemade pupusa?

they are on Soriana and Bodega Aurrera but I'd never like them tbqh

Based Japanese people

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is someone actually watching the game?

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what game?

>cooling break
why hold the games in fucking texas during june?

>tv logo is an eye
>El Salvador flag, illiminati symbol
>Nippon flag with a fucking sun
>#11 jerseys

yeah, we parasited

>what else would you call a salvadoreña born in the US
The same we call every person who's born in the US. A burger.
Jesus Christ, you people can't see it but regardless of the color, all americans are pretty much the same

>ynr "cooling break" in ligamx during a rainy night at Estadio Azul

I loved all the stupid ads they showed by the break kek even tvaztecos were joking about it

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shut up beaner

Join us brother

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This, food made with love from a girl taste special, also make other women angry as fuck, I remember receiving a 'gordita de chicharron prensado' from a girl than wasn't my gf, the gf got mad as fuck, couldn't understand what was going on when the other girl gave the me food kek

>Not rating Pupusas de Queso

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>Its 36 degrees celcius
Wtf do you live in San Miguel or somewhere in Oriente? Here in San Salvador its cloudy and raining.

Nah, fuck that. It's time someone tells you the truth. All americans are the fucking same, blacks, yellows, spics, whites. You all do the same stupid shit and just because you look different you actually think the nigga in the bronx or the spic in New Mexico are "different" on their thoughts.

This country already did breh, an eagly eating a fucking snake, literally another sun symbol

Santa Ana it’s hot as shit here and no rain

Did you still eat it?

I wouldn't be opposed if they actually stood for the US anthem. But we have fucking CHIcano scum who stand for the Mexican anthem and think that Mexico is somehow better despite only living there for 2 years when they were toddlers.

take a chill pill amigo

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Unironically this.

And that's very american of their part, using the little things they have to overblown a fake individuality they crave for. Same with SJW, same with blacks, they all try to distance themselves from the pack because that's the american philosophy. Even rejecting the anthem is american on their way, because they think it's about the ideas of the founding fathers and that the US is more than the government and bla bla bla.

All fake, literally a snowflake country.

Good god what a boring match

Funny story: I got a couple of bites before I need to take a piss(drank some coke during the "receso"), told one of my friends to watch out my Gordita, get back to the classroom just to find pic related, motherfuckers only let me this meatless part of the Gordita, to this days I still talking shit on my friend about it kek not because of the Gordita, but the girl was so cute, I could literally abandone the current gf for her in any moment. The Gf continue mad for days btw.

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That's nearly every match this cup

Your new president needs to give a grant to your Fed because you have the potential. Anyway to get rid of your fat cunts in charge of FESFUT tho?

I can't handle this semen slurping match

based and redpilles

>good god what a boring tournament
ftfy

Should have dropped her for one that would clearly cook for you.

That's why I never trust anyone to watch my food

>#AMLOLujoDePresidente, 20.1K Tweets
>mfw

topkek

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/collagebro/ i have a contribution

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Pupusas de chicharron are the best ones

He had a bf too, easily could've beat the shit out of me, also had a car and used to take the girl home after school, I can't compete with that during highschool :(

Kek, where is that shit from? Is this from the game?

This is my first match so yeah I better prepare myself for what is to come

>Anyway to get rid of your fat cunts in charge of FESFUT tho?

I mean that’s up to Nayib to do it, I honestly don’t know a shit about our government so idk

shit, Man, i want some CarlosV

collagebro and jannybro are two different dudes

Have you had pupusas de camaron? Or pupusas with spacy cheese? Those things are heaven

>Pupusas de Camaron

Not a fan of Seafood

>Pupusas with Spicy Cheese

Thats a thing?

Damn bro. It's ok, atleast you knew she had some feeling toward you otherwise she wouldn't have cooked for you.

He's with LAFC

>Thats a thing?

Yeah and they’re heaven

just before :)

I've only had Pupusas de Queso (best pupusas) but I don't think that I've ever gone to a place that makes them with Spicy Cheese.

Yeah, one does it ironically for free and the other does it unironically for free since 2 years ago

Post ass

Alright, it goes in.
Post shit for the collage fags

VAMOS EL SALVADOR!
PONTE LAS PILAS WEY

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best pupusas are revueltas my dude

AND COUNTING

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leave it to me

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Explain this shit El Salvador, I thought you were a nation of machos.

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S T A T S

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These are excellent.
Also Excellent Feet :)

Eh,depends from where. Some places make them better than others and some places are just trash.

I get it now

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Based desu

Based desu

>Tried reverse image searching
>Nothing

Sauce?

>still 0-0
fuck it's like I'm watching Copa America

>no piropos
>s.oy president
>El Salvador being BTFO by Enlil(rainings)
>Isreal helping to "save rivers"
>no energy
>(((AMLO))) helping to reduce migration
>woman militar with a shovel
>hitting Bukele on the face

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Copa America has VAR SINSON memes tho

Yeah, I saved those specially for feet

Sorry, no sauce.

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how do we fix el salvador? Too many manlets and not the turbo manlet type that chile has.

nuke it from orbit

Based

better diet and get that Spaniard they had before.

It wouldn't work because it would destroy most of central america and part of mexico. You really have no idea how small it is

I wish Mexico had a Gary Medel, at least a Pony Ruiz :(

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>it would destroy most of central america and part of mexico
shhh user. They can hear you.

>Bukele called AMLO "cabecita de algodón"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I better not touch this topic anymore

>It wouldn't work because it would destroy most of central america and part of mexico.

Nothing wrong with that, though?

>tfw no qt salvadorian pupusas making gf
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST END ME ONCE AND FOR ALL

More Ngubus

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This.

BASED

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Like that has worked for you guys, and I do believe honduras has the mix for a great nt, the ngubus pace and physicality and the mestizo flair and technique

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Is he a fraud?

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Ravel Morrison was in the Jamaica pre-list. They should have called him up

This gonna be the first 0-0?

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Don't do this to me user, I can't fap

goddamn...moar?

t-that wasn't the question

HEEM'D

based reggae boy killing salvatruchas

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illegal 12-6 elbow

what happened?

WTF

Putting the murder in murderball

Now this is Murderball
Just what I expected from a El Salvador vs Jamaica

CRUUUUUUUEL RUNNINGS MON.

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FUCKING BASED

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cheeky

C H A D
H
A
D

wtf brah, already clicked that other pic like 10 times

mega.nz/#F!H3g3QK6Q!MzUyKyi7USv8tJzacKN_iw

>careful, he's a hero

it's all fun and games til he throws that in his own net

God, I need to slide my dick along her soft, creamy ass until it delicately discovers her wet gooey hole and let out a moan as I plunge into her and grap her giant nalgas and press them on my hips

the virging el salvador 0-0 jamaica

THE CHAD HONDURAS 3-2 CURACAO

Personas REALES. No ACTORES

5/10. not quite romance novel material.

>THE CHAD HONDURAS 3-2 CURACAO

>implying

Curaçao will win 2-1 because we're too stupid and cocky

for me, its not this semen slurping sport

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the fuck, that is fucking nothing
how will they handle houston next weekend then?

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>how will they handle houston next weekend then?
Where do you think the game was played today?

F

ded

lol niggers

back to 8ch

C A T R A C H O S

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I can almost assure that that defense is the same one from the 2010 WC

>Lozano
>Elis
1 goal confirmed

Henry Figueroa looks like he was busted for being in a racketeering group.

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Do you catrachos know if Chirinos will get the transfer to LigaMX or will he return to Honduras?

rip in reggea

jeezus

Man, this local coverage of the Cup is painful

C U R A
A
O

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lmao. fs1 or univision?

what's wrong?

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should I watch honduras curacao?

>If Honduras loses they are out of the Cup
I think El Salvador and Jamaica will go through

lol none of them can sing at all

Yes, lad, the Gold Cup games have been good

None
They are taking shots from a local bar in Tegucigalpa just because the advertisers told them so. The waiter and the woman they were interviewing looked like they didn't want to be there

Curacao has a terrible anthem.

whats the current cup recap template look like?

its the decisive match for both of them so im expecting them both to go full on to still get a change to reach 6 points

I only heard like 5 seconds of it but it sounded like shit

for me, it's Lozano
also what happened to your keeper from 2010, he was alright

Time for 90 minutes of useless facts

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Did you know that Curaçao is a very tiny island? No? Then Salvador will remind you in the next 5 minutes

Valladares is as old as time itself. He was there for the declaration of independence

who the fuck comes up with these scouting reports

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Is an tuna a athlete?

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TROLLPOST

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This Curacao keeper is playing out of his mind

this keeper is doing all the fucking work

yeah for sure

The fact that Emilio Izaguirre and Maynor Figueroa are still getting called up tells the absolute state of this team.

THIS KEEPER

>0-0
guys I thinks this semen slurping sport isn't for me

Oye compás ese maje si es porterazo, estos troncos ningún gol van a hechar

>that pic of her showing her tits with her friends in the background
what the fuck lmao

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Fuck off then.

This local coverage is so painful

"Did you know that Curaçao and Honduras played in 1960?"

"Did you know that Curaçao and Honduras played in 1950?"

so, what is Curacao?

lol did notice

Curacao sounds like "corazón" in spanish(heart)

0-0

Deporte de tragalefas

the one with the sharpest fangs wins

Mexican press still calling this a "golazo", the ball was going off the post but defense took the ball inside, don't fuck with me.

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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA

:)

lmao as expected

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING HONDURAS SUCKS AHAHAAHAHA

Basacao

OH NO NO NO OH NO NO NO OH NO NO NO OH NO NO NO OH NO NO NO OH NO NO NO OH NO NO NO OH NO NO NO

CUR
A
ÇAO

Sack whoever decided that this Uruguayan hack was the ideal candidate for the team

BASED CURAÇAO

kek

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>just noticed Curacao flag has Sirius a & b

*sigh*

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>primer gol de Curacao desde literalmente nunca
CACAcup señores

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what happened?
stream?

Honduras's population is 57.5 times bigger than Curacao's.
That is a fact.

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God honduras, it's not even funny anymore, what went wrong with your NT?

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Elis and Lozano are the biggest frauds on this team

Based Curacao scored, their keeper has been playing a hell of a game

Damn I love gordas

Iceland flashbacks I see

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>that miss
women's world cup tier

they took the pinto pill

New generation is shit
Poor player development
Awful manager selection after Pinto left
FA decided that it's a good time to bring back calling up players as a favor to teams

I'm not English.
I'm white (paki)

>CHIRINO

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Does Curacao have a chance against Jamaica frens

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so, can we all agree that Pinto is a hack and the CR's 2014 run was a fluke?

Gordas are very enjoyable, sadly they peak only last a couple of years, either they become fitsluts or go full post return-point Gordas

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Unironcally, yes, I've been telling you about THE MIGHTY CURACAO

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yes

They beat Jamaica in the Caribbean Cup finals in 2017, but I don't think so

I fucked a fat girl once.
My dick VANISHED in her fat.
Not worth it.

Yes

>t.pic related

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I want to fucking die

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Been fucking a fatty recently and her pussy is insane, I blow my load way too fast
If only she wasn't so fat I'd take her more seriously as a relationship prospect

If you didn't see this coming you are an incredible fool.

>watching amerifat tv
>they're analysing the game
>in the middle of the sentence they randomly cut to a taco bell advert

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I did it see it coming. That doesn't make it any better.

>pepes in extintion
>Catracho bros found a extinted one
edition.cnn.com/travel/article/extinct-creatures-lost-city-honduras/index.html

BASED

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also can't go 5 minutes without mentioning "muh revenge"

One of these days Elis and Lozano will be caught in a racketeering ring and we will be free from their choking

stream where?

Based Curacao

trollpost

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Good assistance I suppose.

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TROLLPOST

>twitter helping univision to block concent in my country

WOW whatta bitch

EL VAR SINSON JAJAJAJAJAJA

Finally you faggots get a goal

>no var in the cup
>still get var'd

NO GOAL LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL

VAR

There really should be VAR in this tourney

BASED REF

NO ERA

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based curacao keeper

>no VAR
>gets VAR'd anyway
JUST

>17-3 shots
>0-1

This is some PES tier shit

>that caribbean goddess

muh dick

he's a badass

No intention to reply that post.

*that carribean monkey

>He doesn't know about the dude just counter LOL meme

>Caribbean
still 10/10, would be adopted and mother goosed by

>27 shots (11 on target)
>zero goals
Lmao

Excellent Bennyball

the keeper is unironically good

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keeper better than Neuer

he's not giving them any room to score

lol

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San Pedro Sula or Tegucigalpa?
Which one is the less shitty?

whoa!

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hnnng

lmao what a tackle

Which part of Curacao are you from lads?

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fucking keks from Curacao...

I remember dudes from San Pero Sula going to Mexico NT's hotel and use fireworks to don't let them sleep before Hexagonal games kek, they also say than lockers from that stadium are under the stands, and hinchas use to keep jumping all the time to intimidate out players

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San Pedro is slightly more violent but the street grid is miles better and there's no severe water shortage unlike Tegucigalpa

what the fuck did dude just do with that cup

Based meme game

>ynr retro-thots from MetroFlog

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Curazao esta fundidisimo

lol no mames. Vin Diesel es el DT de Curazao.

>those tits
based
>those tats
cringe

Remember negritos were the force of south-USA before the slave revolution

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Tegus
>comfy weather
>comfy buildings
>windmills
>Outside near towns like Santa Lucia and Valle de Angeles are Godlike places
>Is where everythong relevant occurs

SPS
>Hot as fuck
>Niggers everywhere
>full of trash
>nothing nice to visit
>Outside near towns like Choloma are absolute shitholes
>Nothing interesting happens

What Happened to come gordas? Any update?

To be honest, most of your shots have been either from very far away or weak. You haven't had that many clear chances

super cida

>imagine losing to a team that barely can move

Our lad is probably going anally in her right now.

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>Is where everythong relevant occurs
Yeah, sure. I wish I was in Tegucigalpa so I could witness all the chimpouts and looting

The local narrator just straight up said that we ran out of talent

It's amazing how utter shit hondurass is now desu.
How the fuck did they qualify for 2 world cups. They honestly look like they would struggle against the likes of Belize and Nicaragua

>How the fuck did they qualify for 2 world cups.
They had talented players that gave a shit. Now those players are either retired or old as hell

>+5
cringe

Costly just said that your striker has no goals

a team of port managers

this is no joke the first time I've ever seen Curazao on tv

god damn I would take my time rubbing sunscreen on her

they unironically need to hire a mexican DT.

Que asco onduras perder contra curaco

Hugo Sanchez to Honduras when?

can we get a >honduras

Lozano Is literally dog shit. He's overrated as hell. He was supposed to be the next big thing but now he can't do shit on a second tier club. He might as well be Georgie Welcome

That's exactly what I've been saying since years, I though El Salvador and Honduras were the ones getting closer to Mexico and Costa Rica, but Panamá did this first.

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Absolutely /weakmind/

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gg curacao

JUST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WELL PLAYED CURACAO

let me work on that...

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>Hondurass

CURAZAO PARA CAMPEON DEL MUNDO A LA VERGA!

I feel bad for Honduras.
Curaçao's gk is kino tho.

>wewduras

>el hondureANO

>honduras

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Look at their defense and their roster. It's literally the same starters as 10 years ago.
It's a miracle Valladares isn't there too

Oh God, here comes the post match lecture by Nasralla.

Honduras needs to join ligaMX asap

>Curacao
I can't even place it on a fucking map. The absolute STATE of Honduras.

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I love those. I'll be waiting for the jewtube upload

>That flag
No big surprise

Not quite benny ball, but still kek

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ASS

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>4-4-3-0
the best group by far

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Add these two to the collage

This, we gladly accept Honduras NT to play in LigaMX, that way we can get 20 teams already and forget about AscensoMX once and for all, now than my Bravos are in Maximo Circuito ;^)

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So that means we're 80% off to the next round.
20% only if Curazao gives the surprise against Jam and if we choke against Honduras.

it's more than the Dynamo

it's above south america next to aruba
>you

please somebody find this for the collage

what a shitty great match,

>20 bongs until USA vs AT&T

hype

>jamaica rests some starters and curacao parks the bus for 0-0 draw
>HON realizes it has to play and beats salvador by 3-1
find a better outcome for this group.
You can't.

Yeah, you could even get top of the group if Curacao fights well and Honduras just gives up already.

>next to aruba
Yeah I'm sure that's going to help him

we better get this gk for LigaMX, so we can sell him to Boca kek

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I think GC has better attendance compared to C. America

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based çůŕãž@œ

>next game Jamaica vs Curacao

is this the game for the negrito supremacy? british negritos vs french negritos, this game will decide who is going to cuck the shit out of USA.

For me, this is the most important game in the group stage.

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Honest question, if a Cuban player decides to walk off the hotel, can somebody even stop them?

Shut up it's the best part and he doesn't disappoint unlike the Honduran NT

He plays for PSV so I doubt he would make that jump.

noice, we need this one in the collage

>danish

80% of those were Hondurans

How is the collage so far? Post it?

*Dutch

LOL ok, he better stay, nothing for him in Mexico.

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Now calm down now he still has time to redeem himself. No need to compare him to that man with the name we don't mention

Curacao are dutch niggas

Higher total and average attendance

I haven't updated todays shit because I'm a lazy fuck and I'm waiting if you will post something else. I'll have it tomorrow. This is what we got until yesterday

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only to see their team losing lol

oh, sorry

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If that hypotetical results happen we would still past tho, we have the same goal difference with Curazao,and if we score that one against Honduras we would get as 2nd with one goal of advantage.

>aruba
WHERE? You expect me to know these literally who-tier countries? My fucking town mall probably has more visitors than they have citizens.

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>Honduras vs Curacao 22,935
>"l-la virgen de guadalupe y las chivas!"

kek fucking chiva-hermanos can even get this assistance

noice

>Georgie Welcome
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. How's he doing? Is he the honduran Freddy Adu?

I remember a year ago on a friendly Honduras lost against el Salvador and if there was a team they could beat for sure, it was el Salvador. I still had hope after they didn't qualify for the world cup but when they lost against pupusalandia I knew it was time to worry. Dark times ahead they're might be a year gap between qualifying to world cups as big Spain '82 to South Africa '10

If Curacao ties and El Salvador loses you'll be at 4 points each. Currently El Salvador is +1 and Curacao is 0 on goal differential.
If El Salvadore loses by 2 they'd be under Curacao with -1 goal differential.

What's the tie breaker after differential in /oro/? goals for?

>dat chile vs japan assistance

sad!

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Welcome was literally a one hit wonder that had to thank his lucky stars for that one lucky goal he scored against the US U23 team in 2008, he has bounced around from club to club every year, he has played everywhere from Monaco to Thailand and now he found his place in Belize of all places.

Oh wait.
CONCACAF is retarded enough to use goals for as its first tie breaker is it?

>WHO IS CURACAO

keke never fails

>country is falling apart
>a day away from being beheaded by a gang
>only thing to look forward to is watching your national team crash out to Jamaica and "La Curacaoooooooo es tu pais"
kek
KEK

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>Who is curacao
Hondura slayer

Ah shit, I'll update it now.
COLLAGEFAG here
I'm going to search on todays threads for good shit.
Anything I should look outside the threads or anything I missed from previous matches?

goal difference is the first tiebreak, then goals for

This pretty much. That goal really carried his career and helped him achieve things he should've never been close to fulfill at all. He's the only Honduran to play in Monaco and he'll always have that. Jesus

Please add the Curacao player sticking his hand in an empty bottle and licking it

none of us are the same as niggers

Tomorrow, PulisGOAT gets his revenge and scores a hat trick

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Search for Curazao's DT when they failed to score the second goal.

let me help you with that:

FROM NOW, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING INCLUIDED IN THE COLLAGE USE:

#collage

SO OUR BRO CAN DO THE SHIT EASIER(FOR FREE)

This
That man went through the five stages of grief in three seconds.
Sounds good.

#collage

Holy shit Honduras lost

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ok #collage

>Michael Chirinos after the match: "Please be patient"

is this nigga for real?

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Yeah, sad

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INCLUYAME ESTA #collage

this result reminded me about all the shit the paisas would talk back in the day on the cubavision forums. are the forums back btw?

Chirinos doesn't deserve this

que se empine tu vieja

pasa su insta, carnal

>Yeah, sad

Nope

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What do you expect him to say?

#collage

Sounds faggy but if people like it who cares
Ah shit, those might take time. Reminder that I'm not the 2-years janny so I won't invest too much time lurking for a specific screenshot so I can paste it on a JPG so my friends on the submarine mongolian forum can have fun.

No lo tengo amigo :(

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>Sounds faggy but if people like it who cares
I mean that for collagebro, so he can find easier the pics you want to include, instead going through all post looking for images

chia

Who the fuck can be patient with a group of oafs that couldn't score a single goal against a team that literally never won in this tournament before. These imbeciles haven't won a damn gold cup game since 2013. How the hell do these fools demand patience? They're such a bunch of scrubs that can't score on a fucking prostitute.

>Sounds faggy
It is, but it works, so...
>I won't invest too much time lurking for a specific screenshot so I can paste it on a JPG so my friends on the submarine mongolian forum can have fun.
Get on with that autism nigga

All you can do is hope the FA does something because your best players are gone and they can't make a difference by themselves. The organization has to save them

"I announce the dissolution of the Honduran football federation, effective immediately all soccer players in honduras will be shot on sight, we have passed the ancient scrolls of conCACAf murderball onto el salvador"

>he doesn't it for free

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Why would pulisic want to help the my little soiboys that are dragging down the team?

> El Salvador
No anything but pupusalandia

Update
Well shit, I getting out of space. First expansion incoming.
I still haven't added the shit you told me to look for

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she would be a solid 9 if she lost some weight

We Mexicans, ticos and gringos don't realize but this tournaments are a big deal for the other countries as their FIFA ranking depends on it.
This Gold Cup will decide the seeds for the WC Qualy and if they fuck up, they might get a shitty draw several rounds before the Hex. I don't think Honduras is going to make it at this rate

Televicentro is really trying to cause a feud between players and management thinking they're helping when they might make things worse

Why the hell are you still watching Televicentro?
I would rather be bored to death by watching TEN than staying for the postgame

Can they make things worse at this point?

Because of the post match interviews and other highlights. By the way why does ten even exist? I get the other small shittier channels (canal seis is for necrophiles, tnh is owned by the cops, teleceiba has become less interesting ever since the "una más una más" nigga left but ten has always been boring and uninteresting. It's the channel the people in pulperias leave on as background noise

It's just because it reflects the boring and bland personality of Wong Arévalo, I know people that know about agriculture and stuff like that and they say they enjoy that show that comes before the noon news. Also you forgot about HCH which is just for people that have the poorest tastes in just about everything.

Not really. The most they can do is say obvious shit and get people riled up enough to go harass players on social media. But it could make coito quit which I believe isn't what we need

donde compro mota

on fb

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To this day I don't know why Wong Arévalo is such a big deal and why his solo segment on the news is so highly expected. It really baffles me and btw HCH appeals to the gente de pueblo and people who think using simple words and emphasises them means they're telling the truth. And the hch policiales guy's voice drives me up the fucking wall. He tries to be interesting with his quirky enunciation but it just pisses me off he speaks with the "arreglamo zapaTU" voice but stretched out and quick

His appeal is that he's the only journalist in the land that can string together two sentences without looking like a retard. Back in the day he had appeal because he came off as very eloquent and clear cut when he tried to describe situations but ever since the coup happened he has been nothing more than a boomer that just tells people Mel is a retard for breaking up the liberal party.

I don't really watch HCH but that stupid video of that reporter nonchalantly telling a woman that her kid died in a fire just to get a reaction is a pretty good example of how trash journalism is here.

LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE

based

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Groups after tonight games

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for me it's Grupo C

Based

Well at least now I know what his appeal is although it's been quite a while since the coup and although he's shown his stance in a topic that was very divisive, he's still quite a big deal.

Oh don't get it twisted HCH is THE shining example of unprofessionalism and lack of class in honduran journalism, but they appeal to an audience that doesn't really care about that. Sometimes I feel like they just hired the most eloquent person in the billar, gave him a crew of his choosing, a camera and called it a day

The absolute state of Group B

I listened to tyler the creator's igor album. It's fucking shit, how the fuck do people think that indie synth crap is good?

It's because the things I said, he just knows how to present an opinion without looking like he's going to chimp out over the topic, therefore he comes as eloquent and as a voice of reason even if he tells you the most retarded stances.

Recently a professor told me that he watches HCH just because of the female hosts on the channel but he noticed that one of them was giving the news looking all professional and shit but then appeared on another show looking like she was in a brothel. So I guess they do go to the most eloquent people in a bar and give them a mic.

For me, it's Curacao.

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post link

En la esquina, donde mas

I actually gave it a listen after Fantano gave it a good score (the hip hop albums that he rates high have always been of my liking) but yeah that album sounds like crap to me, can’t understand the appeal.

Never really liked his shit

>Éxodo hacia el Caribe: 15 % de la población en Curazao es venezolana
caraotadigital.net/hoy/exodo-hacia-el-caribe-curazao

WTF

>Fantano
He has shit taste

Yeah, he always gives the weeknd shit scores

Yeah I think she hosts a show with three gay dudes in the middle of the night where they twerk and goof around in the most unfunny way possible. The men sometimes cross dress and act out skits as flamboyant gay men. It truly is trash tv can't think of a trashier channel than hch

Maybe but his hip hop recommendations are always good, that’s why I was so disappointed when I listened to that album.

youtube.com/watch?v=V5xFcp89gh8

bitch needs to sit on my fucking face already

First Curacao goal at Copa Oro.

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tomorrow USA vs T&T

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thanks, let me listen

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>tfwnolgf

>the hip hop albums that he rates high have always been of my liking

this, if wasnt for the yellow flannel i wouldve never found out about 4eva is a mighty long time

>not bumping K.R.I.T since 4eva n a day

oh and pinata as well

based

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1) Have I left it too late in life to achieve my dream of impregnating Salma Hayek?

2) Do we (Bermuda) stand a chance against Nicaragua?

House of Balloons is a classic that revolutionized the R&B genre and this bald fraud gave it a 3

Y'all know this is just his opinion, right?

NO

STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE

For me it was Aesop Rock, Clipping, Brockhamptom, and of course Death Grips

>Brockhamptom
what a fall from grace

So, I can't like Amy now?

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Reminder that USA gonna win tomorrow and get revenge

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Reminder that everytime you support USA, they lose in the end, you are so fucked right now.

>Reminder that USA gonna win tomorrow and get revenge
Honestly I kinda hope we lose so Bercuckler would get fired, but then I remember we'd still get some other mlels coach.

1) if you go where she leaves and rape, her husband won't mind at all, who cares at this point

2) Nicaragua is along Cuba the worse team of the tournament, I can see Bermuda getting a cheeky win

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Not gonna happen, Tamarindos & Tlacoyos will get on your meme team.

rude but based

Fuck that's true. Every team I support always loses

What does he think about pic related?

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Don't think he's ever reviewed Deltron

>tfw first started listening to Del tha funky homosapien because of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3

He used to review all the shit that Yea Forums begged him to review and now he's a youtube whore. Shame

this

Yea Forums is fucking awful though.

good games tomorrow

gonna enjoy 'murica not making it to semis and fuck up the plan for mexico vs usa final kek

For tomorrow thread, if you want to create the new one

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Who's been in charge of /oro/ for the past 2 years?

>tfw he recently reviewed this based album gave it an eight and then deleted it because he found out that the vocalist is a neo-Nazi

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No idea, this is my first copa oro, maybe Masher?

Can Bermuda beat Nicaragua?

I saw more fight out of Bermuda than Nicaragua so I would say yes

Yeah, they scored against Haiti and Costa Rica. Nicaragua has looked much worse than them

> tfw I never had brown Latina pussy
> only blonde white girls
> getting married to a blonde girl in a year or two

I feel like Latina pussy would’ve been nice to try but it’s too late since I believe it’s to be life changing having brown on brown sex vs the brown on white I’ve always

I've pretty much been with nothing but white girls the past couple years. The white devil is where its at.

Only type of girl I've never been with is black

French --> 4 g, 9 pts (2.25 ppg), +2
Dutch --> 2 g, 3 pts (1.5 ppg), 0
Spanish --> 13 g, 19 pts (1.46 ppg), -1
English --> 9 g, 10 pts (1.11 ppg), -1

Today is English - Spanish (Guyana vs. Panama) and English - English (USA vs. Trinidad and Tobago)

Spanish can overtake Dutch if Panama wins

I've only ever been with brown latinas, its not bad but I want a white girl. All I want is just a blonde girl to use for a while. Is that so much to ask?

Get on some dating apps. All I get is white girls there

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>yes the pain and suffering let's me know I'm still alive
Goddamn bro

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That's my life man

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Shes thick as fuck too. I need a white girl like this.

Yeah, shes definitely one of the better ones I've been with from apps

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Que ganas de preñar a algunas de las panchas que estais subiendo por aqui

not a big septum piercing guy
but damn

Was a beautiful goal

Imagine being a Dutch colony

I've heard Aruba is lovely

I miss him Yea Forumsros

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Rooting for USAbros today

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Noice

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Basado

#banter

>losing to island nations
Yikes, central America sucks

NEW

Straight into the collage