/hoc/

where?

asking for my uncle

is this it?

A /hoc/ divided

Posting in both at the moment.

>where?
Likely in Helsinki.

pat maroon

>Taylor Hall to Minnesota

LL is the isles GM

Free will is on though

Oh right.
Forgot he left New Jersey

He was the leafs GM also

reluctant shall

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shall

22nd post for quebec stinks

So who's gonna make the biggest reach of the draft?

23rd post for fuck the french

eww who cut the cheese

something like lavoie taken 6 picks earlier than expected

gary will when he has to reach up to shake kirby dachs hand

Seething

Quebec smells like insecurity, poutine, and well-kempt vaginas.

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whats for dinner lads

pizza nite

I'm just kidding pierre

vouz et vouz couche avec moi cest soi

Quebecois booty

probably going to go to the taco place down the street

>There are 5 /hoc/ generals around, only one reached bump limit
Based

apparently the habs want TJ brodie from the flames

Poutine and Chicken tenders tonight user

>well-kempt
lol no

chicken and noodles

price to cowtown confirmed

rumors of subban heading back to montreal

>Chicago is apparently leaning toward picking Kirby Dach at 3
Oof

gotta have lebensraum

It's survivial of the fittest for /hoc/ threads, only the worthy survive

chicken breast and whey protein

the french are pretty cool in real life I just like to make fun of them. it's friendly banter.

you gotta hand it to the Quebecois... because they are short and they can't reach it

fucking rip

youtube.com/watch?v=u0do7KkRgIA

>minority ball

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>well kempt
Lol no
And that's a good thing

doesnt sound like too many scouts are concerned about krebs injury

>Wings are looking to move down in the draft as they are very interested in Moritz Seider, but don't like the idea of reaching at 6th overall

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>that pic

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poutine ring la

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they should implement it in hockey too desu

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burgers and beers

So I was right. No one exists but me and I can't fuck anything up because my life is basically like watching a movie. Feels pretty great.

>Score 6 or more own goals
>Win

>LL and Joe Sakic now in conversation. The spying from the draft floor continues..

something tells me leddy or hickey are being shopped around

>Ottawa
How has that city not burned down yet? Is there a single thing that they do right?

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that article is from like a decade ago. are you so obsessed with >us that you read through old news?
nationalpost.com/news/canada/win-a-soccer-game-by-more-than-five-points-and-you-lose-ottawa-league-says

Have you heard about derealization?

Tulip festival

Is Trudeau their coach or something?

Lamoriello also went to talk with Minnesota's GM.
If he's talking with Sakic, it's probably for Tyson Barrie

What they should be concerned with is his stunted physical development because he started seriously lifting weights at too young of an age.

harper was still in power when that happened tho

Jybäxgylä! : DD

I hope your not the 1814 poster

based

I'm not you and I exist. deal with it libtard

Anyone have any streams that starts at 7pm ET? Earliest I can find is 7:30pm ET

this is from like a decade ago you stupid gondola

because the event doesnt start until 8

Thinking about being selected in the first round and never living up to the hype

cytube user said he would be streaming it

Trudeau might have been the little league coach. I think he used to do that before office

/ourguy/ pierre just mentioned on tsn radio that he doesnt think that tyson barrie will be a bing bing anymore after this weekend.

>Gary Bettman says he has a surprise to kick of draft
So what is going to be the surprise lads?

Redpill me on this la meme

How I would have known dipshit. It doesn’t say the date

>Tulip festival

>a bunch of countries all helped save the starving Dutch qts during WW2
>the Dutch only thank one of them
>no qt Dutch girl will ever grow up hearing stories about how wonderful the people from >your country are because they're all too busy jerking off Canada
>no qt Dutch girl will ever be smitten just to meet you after hearing where you're from
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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here you go

youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

Name of the Seattle team

I know, I just thought there'd be a pre-show or analyses before the draft itself started, if I remember correctly that useally happens
Neat, thanks!

i cant understand your accent

Its another >nothing happens episode

An old fashioned rick rollin'
I appreciate that

reminder

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that is when the pre-show starts. you can listen to kypreos babble on for an hour. the actual draft probably wont be until closer to 6.

>are you so obsessed with >us that you read through old news?
idk defensive dylan, ask

I'm just here to chuckle at the misfortunes of ottawa

Bet you can’t speak any other language than your mother tongue like I do

Tell me more.

damnit I just want the draft to start now

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the article even says they are reporting about a vocal minority, but who cares about the full story when there are memes to make.

SOON

6local time, so 9pm in the timezone you were talking about.

>Stan Bowman's son leaked on his IG that Chicago will take Dach
OH NO NO NO

No wonder you all suck at posting.

i speak baguette like every other canadian born after 1990

indeed

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LOCKOUT PARTY

a nigger unironically named Bol Bol was drafted into the NBA today

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bol_Bol

we having a watch party over on cytube lads.

Aah, alright - thanks guys

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shall be reporting it to gary once the event starts.

I bet that kid does have to feel a bit psyched knowing he is going there. Even if it is fucking chiraq

Inb4 the >rags think it's a good idea to cuck Chicago out off Dach with the 2nd overall pick and forget about Kakko

its gotta be team name

We round up Dutch girls and breed them for hours on end

hes going to start rapping

>NBA
No one cares about that nigger sport.

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but who will draft Puc Puc?

>gosh user, waar did you say you were from?
>why don't you come for a ride on mejn tandem bike, tee hee

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how long until someone named stick stick gets drafted

>that post
>that flag

damn jesse's pissed

yeah whats the link

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bet you don't get any of your mother's tongue like I do
big fan of that finnish mammi

loophole for lad when word filters are up

cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

so tired of dutch grills throwing themselves at me for being canadian lads

no fucked up inscest shit on my 4channel

It's an old /int/ meme from /brit/, from before /int/ went to shit. Apparently it's Liverpudlian slang for "lad."

*goes to chiraq*

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You're just trying to make me hurt.

wingsbros who are we gettin'

>ruins

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thanks dude

*busts*

it's all banter la

>There's been much progress in talks between William Karlsson's camp and the Golden Knights and barring a last-minute hiccup I think we'll see a long-term deal wrapped up in the next week or two for the top-line forward

>20 minutes
Is there an actual announcement from Gary? If not fuck it

I wish someone could teach me how to not take banter personally.

You didn't have a father?

with what cap?

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>some depth player gets traded for a midround pick

Hey, dont be such a faggot, its only 1s and 0s

The market is insane after both Philly and Sabres shat the bed.

nigga just look away from the screen lmao

chirp back

Me 2

Just don't sue anyone over banter. Don't be that american.

it's friday night, why are you watching the draft?
youtube.com/watch?v=4e-AHAoz3Rs

the longer you post here the more jaded you become

He left when I was young.

I don't want to just ignore it, I want to learn how to deal with it and interact with it like a normal person.

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It's only 4:15 PM

because it hasnt started yet

Byram

swede is right, make sure you don't sue, my advice would be to roll with the punches and counter-attack on something else at some point, banter is organic

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what else am I gonna do?

a girl i fucked a few months ago asked me if i was going to the bar, she's a 21 yo with big tiddies, what do /hoc/

Smegmators boys, who are we drafting???

Tell her you're watching the draft with your /hoc/ bros duh

turn the thot away because you have important scouting to do

Say no, but she can stop by your place later if she wants.

Tell her to come over and post on /hoc/ with you

ask her if she's an archaeologist because you have a large bone that needs to be inspected

lol

>the longer you post here the more jaded you become
Been here for around a decade. Haven't changed. If anything, I feel like I've become softer as I've gotten older.
I used to be able to watch gore on /gif/ and Yea Forums when I was younger and it did nothing to me, but now that I'm in my mid-20s I get squeamish at blood and tear up at sad movies and shit. What the fuck is happening to me?

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there's too many fart sniffing canadians in here right now

>JYP on my /hoc/
Based OP.

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youtube.com/watch?v=23nUxovxvoY

they like nipple nibbling

congratulations on developing empathy

you matured slightly

fun fact: she studied anthropology for a year or two, she wanted to do exactly that kek
i know she does
i sniff farts and it turns ladies on

Why does Bettjew shake so much

Too much onions.

Maybe it's time you reprioritize some things in your life. If you're in your mid 20s you should be trying to settle down and starting a family, not worrying about banter on Yea Forums

parkinsons

>having sex with a woman whom you're not in a committed relationship with
Reprehensible.

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/hoc/ is family

Olvi tupla bock does that people.

based another JKL user

... has the body of my dreams

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Congratulations, you got over teenage angst user

nhl is trying way too hard now to create apehoop style drama over free agency

why would you take anything you read online to heart

tell her you're busy watching gary bettman rig the draft with your fiinnbros

it's more like a virtual social club. it's like the sports bar of the internet. you people aren't my family

Looks like Randy

Randy is your bf?

>you people aren't my family
Well fuck you too user.
As far as I care, you're all my fellow autistic brothers.

>tfw no 5'10" Dutch qt's 34B nips to nibble on
why am I still alive

ask her over and then just watch draft the whole night

we're all artistic here

you guys don't know what it means to be a fashion icon

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I'm hearing a lot of buzz and chatter about a possible Lucic+Pulju+2nd rnd pick to Arizona for Crouse and their 3rd rnd pick.

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is the draft being streamed anywhere?

>the latvian guy isn't here
so far so good lads. lookin' to be a nice night on /hoc/

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Go for it user.
You can always see the draft results later.

Be an ultimate chad and tell her to come to your place and watch the draft with you
Tell her to take a few beers with her as well
Introduce her to /hoc/ and show her your Puljujärvi-meme collection

Marner will never get paid as much because he doesn't dress like a champion

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nope

draft preshow is starting. you can ow listen to the laffsnet talking heads babble.

thinking this is what i'll do

Why did he spray paint his red coat with black?

The NHL draft is always done behind closed doors.

hockeydabeast413.xyz/draft.html

see

>how many pictures of this man do you have again user?

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what the HELL am I wearing

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stay home and shitpost on /hoc/ you filthy normie

Matthews dresses like an absolute poof.

will report from the bar lads, wish me luck

give me the fucking name already, Gary.

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This is what 11.6 AAV looks like, bitches

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im kind of worried

Seattle Sockeyes

Why? What's >your team, lad?

>tyson barrie to canucks

have fun

>not the frog dudes
You have shit taste

Looks like a trench coat wearing neckbeard?

who else listening to cbc music

>What do you want?
>Black garbage bags with a huge L on it.

>ea19 cover
check

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jesus just shave you head already, auston

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why is there a random weight on the sidewalk?

i almost like this one, if he was wearing olive jeans instead of jogging pants

jesus dress pants and no belt

to show that he lifts

history > amphibians

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It really captures the essence of the laffs

on the sidewalk in his streetwear?

>Flames Neal (XD) is on his way out of Calgary
What the fuck happened to him?

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when you the champion you gotta have lots of weights at your disposal

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Who will take his contract?

okay so why does he have it then?

probably going to an all you can eat

>when you the champion
Champion of what?

Arizona desu

Stockton.

he didn't show up all season but the fans convinced themselves he would show up in the playoffs. he proved us wrong though, he disappeared even harder into such a black hole of suck that it killed the rest of our team.

Seattle Golden Frogs desu

we meme'd him too hard and he busted. just like pulju

>laffs are about to spend 35 million dollars on three guys and haven't even made it past the first round yet

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Satan confirms

How pissed will Jack be when he's drafted second?

>plus overpaying shitlander to score less than half a point per game
J U S T
U
S
T

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>It sounds like Kasperi Kapanen and the #leafs are getting closer on an extension.

How much are >we gonna overpay him?

fashion obviously, haven't you been listening?

Probably not pissed at all considering he now doesn't have to play for stinky New Jersey.

He'll be really happy to not be a Devlels

I forgot how hard flames fell on their faces.

What team is going to make the drafts first "what the fuck were they thinking?" moment?

Just give everyone $11Mx5yrs

6 years @ 6 mil

6M a year for 6 years

a six year old timbits player with polio would be more effective in the playoffs than Johnny Gaudreau

Wings :6th and Abdelkader
For
Edmonton 8th and Chipped pucks

Would you do it wings fans?

we're lucky Tampa bit it harder so everyone forgot to make fun of us

Seattle

it's no coincidence arizona is hot as hell

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this just means that marner is for sure gone

>krebs limping his way into the arena
Jesus Christ, give that kid some crutches.

My neighbor is playing loud techno and has people over. I want to play my own music loud to perform a power move. What do you suggest /hoc/?

Is Marner as good as gone at this point? Can't see how they keep him without moving out Nylander or AJ/KK + Zeitsev

Death grips

What a snoozefest of a draft day so far.

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Puru pururin~

Blade Runner 2049 soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=XYdc9butRXI

Crank up Trans Europe Express by Kraftwerk. It will drown them out

youtube.com/watch?v=eeqGuaAl6Ic

>Oilels
>Making a good trade
>Ever
You're gonna get 8 and Bouchard for Athanasiou and Helm and you're gonna like it

Sabaton

youtube.com/watch?v=C5uCnWOtWRM

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Don't be a passive aggressive zoomer.

They offered $11mil over 8 years and he still said no. He's gone.

get in here
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

Crank up some Merzbow user

got a stream up on cytube for those interested

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WHGV5bejk

Any emotes?

ya

>sedins
they were good guys

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drop this
youtube.com/watch?v=brKJ7T1RPsA

2 sisters no cup

I like this best so far. I'm cranking it to max volume

are you celebrating National Indigenous Day /hoc/?

Sweet

Is that Seattles shit?
Glad the NHL network is talking over it

Turobnegro
youtube.com/watch?v=gkhAZ7vOqAo

God damn, how many corny action movies is The Rock in?

>That CGI
Jesus christ, Hollywood isn't even trying anymore are they?

Your damn right

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All of them

Can i get a
>rags

>rags

Lads give me a (You) on who the nucks pick t. working nightshift on juhannus

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who /coffee/ rn

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Thought it was national selfie day?

hell yeah jordin tootoo was based

damn you guys have powerful taste in music. I need to make a playlist

>Told Leafs gm Kyle Dubas met with Jarrett Bousquet, agent for Andreas Johnsson today. More discussions to come.

First Kapanen, not Johnsson..
Yeh, Marner is gone

Snacks???
>Refreshments? Cigarette??? Blunt, line of Blow??

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good luck bro
GIT ER DUN

SODERSTROM

>it's another episode of 6 gorillion /hoc/ threads
argh!

>twinkner

>day dreaming about drafting a finn 2nd overall

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lmao goofy zoomers

of all the canadian teams I want to win, for me its the nuckies

Now* Johnsson

doughnut with that??

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A Y Y
L M A O

Start a game thread

I want to bite her legs

>1234
Interdasting. But no, it's too late for coffee. Beer time user.

What is the fucking point of this? When i buy a donought i always remove the frosting.

for me its plain cake doughnut and black coffee

One of the ladies sat by Alex tonight will be his sister Abby who played AAA Bantam hockey in St. John's and was the captain of her team. That's your factoid boys

it's finnish goal song 2-3 wjc ago

Why dont you just buy a plain donut

nbscn or spotsnet?
Does sportsnet show any american teams and their prospects at all or is it strictly focused on canadian teams?

hello did they pick kakka already

Thank you

Too much shit on it, i just prefer the simple boston cream

piece of shit ngiger anus homo faggot kill all nigggeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrr(s)/ thanks

YYYYHKhkhkhkhkhkhkhkfGDSSSSSSOHKEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW

why yes, I am drinking cheap beer after a long day of no work

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>nanner bread >>> doughnut

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Should be all teams

CIA NIGGERS

>thanks
you are welcome

Tornado warning in my area. Help me lads.

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Canadian coverage is basically always better. NBC cut to commercial when the Blues were skating with the Cup kek

clock starting very soon

my neighbors just turned their music up louder to mask mine. I'm going over to confront them.

if digits I go buck naked

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>337
so we just pushing this one to 500 or...?

Clockwise or counter clockwise?

Did they tie him to the rail? I have to explore the Temple OS one day.

>donut with mustard, bbq sauce and ranch dressing
bold

post pics

based

just got a new phone lads :)

Do it faggot

They do all teams, makes no sense for them not to

hauwei™?

see you in the papers, Buck!!
>where's muh rolling papers??

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rogers just follows dubas around
even has a lipreader

haista tornari vittu

>dese spics are important
what did brodeur mean by this?

Can't see it. I only hear the sirens and see the radar. Getting reports of power outtages and fallen trees.

>living in Kentucky
Bad move m8
Maybe the twister can help you move

wew

pixel 3a 2bh

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terrify them with dark ambient
youtube.com/watch?v=t6zhuFAoC6Y

I he an imature young man?

BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
>BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
>BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
>BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
>BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner
BREAKING: Belief is #RedWings are prepared to extend a $80M/6Y offer sheet to Mitch Marner

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING TURN ON TSN

Vid or it didnt happen faggot

twitter.com/nhlgifs/status/1142219347747921920

Yep, that's my beer.

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*abdelkader and helm

okay lads real talk... any based Kazakhs being drafted this year???

tsn is covering ufc and fifa women

*unzips dick*

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What time does the first nigga get drafted?

>twink gm
>twink team
>twink players

check out my beer

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I've said it before, the can is cool but the beer is piss.

shut the fuck up liar

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

red bull gives you red wings

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Tornado's goin' away from me lads. We're all gonna make it.

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When puck drop?

>Halo 5 music playing in the background in the arena
Neat.

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Kappy resigning looks imminent.

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Awfully similar to my beer user

Gary's here

Kaapo Kakko

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

watch out for the other one behind it

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

it was better before Molson bought it. it's still a decent cheap beer

Imagine drinking anything under 7%

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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>the boos

AHAHAHAHAHHAA

>writing "resigning" when you mean "re-signing"

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Hahaha, based Nucks fans

>booing based Gary

anyone else cringe at the boo's?

WTF I LOVE GARY BETTMAN NOW??????????

DANIEL AND HENRIK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why are the Sedin's heads so oddly shaped?

BOO THE JEW

Why did the Blues need so much refpuck to win? They wouldn’t have even got passed the sharks except the refs ignored a trip leading to handpass and then decided as let the blues do whatever they wanted after that.

WEW

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>that's better
BASED GARY

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

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I love when the crowd doesn't know what the fuck to do

>Boston fags still this mad
Lmao

I only drink bock in winter

tim and sid are so fucking terrible how the fuck are these guys still on the air

Sneaky jew. Using the autistic twins to distract the crowd and not get boos.

Eh it's just beer user. We aren't drinking for its taste.

You can shit on Bettman all you want, but god damn does he handle all those boo'ing and trash talking well

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the sedins are good shabbos goyim. yes, calm down the unwashed masses. oy gevalt.

I love Gary now desu

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>SEDINS WOO
>no cup wins
Lmao
1993

Guys it's 6pm, you should smoking weed like a normal person, not getting drunk

CANOOK

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this

CANUCK LEGENDS

Based

are they going to sing the anthems?

why did they bring out the twin boomers?

>2 twins no cup

Neither of them look like they want to be there on stage lmao

Sid is decent. Tim is a fucking hack who only keeps his job because he's "level-headed" and "professional" and he helps keep shit on track.

I'll get on making the new jersey edits.

muh bois

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get on with the draft. You can blow the Sedins on opening night

miss the sedins to be honest desu

Thunderous boos lads

Based bettman

FUCK GARY

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is racist

At least buttman has fun with the boos

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Does Gary enjoy being boo'd like this?

BASED GARY DISHING OUT THE BANTER

Fuck Gary but god damn his is based when it comes to the boo's

gee I wonder who the devils draft oh boy!

>only 3 minutes
Nice

NEW JERSEY DEVILS SELECT KAAPO KAKKO

but in reality it eats him up inside

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere we go

it is just distracting with the boos at this point.

>Finn
>First overall
Yeah no.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>1 minute to go

why are they just sitting around

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they dont look very happy to draft him

If digits, they take kakko

Burke says they're making deals

GET ON THE FUCKNG STAGE

FUCKING GET ON WITH IT

C'mon, we all know who's going first
Now they're bound to meme with the pick, taking their time like that

Wish I got a ticket lads. I wanted to go and boo Gary and represent my /hoc/ buds.

/hoc/ is so much better when there aren't meme events going on.

Want to smack the smug off of Hughes face

Hughes will bust

>drafting a bust

Faggot

/hoc/ is always better than the /alternative/, ladi m8
>weew

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how much fucking longer can they drag this out

Is Hughes the most attractive NHL player of all time? My gf and her friends are literally creaming their pants over him.

MARTY

K A A P O
A
K
K
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>the audible jesus christ picked up on the mic
kek

That took way longer than it should've.

The man who cheated on his wife with his sister in law, legend!

AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN

WHAT!

>5'10''
lmao

I feel so bad for Finland

Blue eyes are a meme.

BINLAND GONNA BRING RAGS A CUP

>drafting a twink centre

>rags get the finnish bust
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uncle daddy Marty

he'd look good in dress wearing cock sucking red lipstick

(no homo)

you noticed that, too?? -_-

audibly kek'd

>rags

NY is now the capital of Finland

Pedos

Hughes is a bust manlet, but I'm happy for Kaakko that he's not going to smelly New Jersey

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IT'S >rags TIME

He'll be very interesting to follow desu
Insane stats, as they just showed
Hopefully the Devils can manage to build a team that'll make him, Hischier, Butcher and Hall (if re-signed?) shine

>rags

tell them his height starts with a 5

>drafting a fucking Florida manlet
I am 100% convinced Debbies would have Kakko if not for kike owners wanting a more marketable player.

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>declares Ottawa

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New thread QUICK

Instead he will have a fucking >RAGS jersey

>rags

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Has the draft started yet? It is 21 minutes past here. This is the draft not the SCF

USA > FINLAND

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What's a skating party? Do they serve cheese pizza?

SHANT be recycling

>interviewing the mom
Fuck outta here with this gay shit

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new

recycle:

It started, >rags are on the clock

Hughes sounds autistic

god wills it

>I have to be quirky when there's already a thread
what a fucking nigger

based retard

nigger
or recycle hard choice

New on time digits edition

>he is a MANCHILD
KAKKO BTFO FOR ALL TIME

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA