English goalkeeping

>Gif of a team not losing 7-1 in their own WC
Not seething just a fact

I mean who wouldn't?

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ok this is gay as fuck

Pickford is ok

True, but make sure to drop him early. He has short arms and is a reflex babby.

Chris "Chad" Woods.

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atleast they know how to dance well

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>mfw I agreed to sub in on short notice as goalkeeper tomorrow after not playing for months
>sleeping schedule is fucked
So, I'm going to go in there badly rested, without practice, completely cold. Anything I can do aside from trying to get some rest?

unironically Shilton

rob green was actually really good until OP's pic ruined his career

I played as a goalkeeper. Sorry mate, but you're fucked.

Not sure what you mean by that. I used to play as a goalkeeper for the majority of my life, just haven't been active recently. Am I misreading your post?

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You are. I mean that goalkeeping in those conditions is a recipe for disaster.

>that pathetic "leap"
white people were a mistake

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is that pickford's fault and not the lad that bumped into him? the ball was coming to pickford, blue lad should have noticed that and let the keeper get it.

this is like a parody of a functioning goalkeeper

Andre Blake never disappoints.

Defender should back off, but any keeper worth his money would have just gotten the ball out of play even at the cost of collision.

For sure

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>tf
>tp
There are zero elite nog keepers. Keep your cuck fetish off this site faggot.

That's impressive, I don't even know how he jumped so high.

>There are zero elite nog keepers
I posted one, buttmunch

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Checked. Also Hollywood saves like that indicate poor positioning. He was brutally exposed at the far post if that had been a cross.

This. Especially in recent years a lot of world class keepers have had great positioning to the point where they rarely have to make these incredibly impressive saves, simply because they're in the right place already.

>who is dida

Was Shay given English? If so him.

i feel the English always have a better goalkeeper than the one they start.

Playing Seaman, Robson over james in 02 and 06.
Playing green over hart in 2010.
Playing hart over forster in 2012, and 2016.

Kindda sad really.

It's not pickford's fault. You could actually hear him on the mics shouting keeper's ball. Defender was zoned out. Pickford backs off at the last second but the defender finally notices pickford is there and backs off too.

Should've just clattered his own nog.

desu, until the shot is hit he's in a one on one with the winger because his left back is gone. He can't get beat at his near post. He did the right thing covering the near post and making the attacker work.

>Was Shay given English? If so him.
He wasn't

>i feel the English always have a better goalkeeper than the one they start.
Maybe we think they're better because they didn't get exposed.
Think of Argentina last year. The whole country was clamoring for Armani to play over Caballero, and when he did he looked just as bad.

How come German goalkeepers have consistently been called the best of the world for literally decades now?

Bruh you need to tftp yourself

Efficiency. Height. Consistency

shit
shit

Okay that tattoo is fucked, is he slowly tattooing himself black?

>cold
But it's June

>malyan refereeing

I'd be the greatest goalkeeper of all time if i was playing for an American club

football manager has better animations

The exception that proves the rule desu.

Pickford is average, nothing special

gonna use this if people question my footy opinions

>wear your Neuer/Lehmann/Kahn kit
>be as try-hard as possible, grabbing all the easy balls like it's some sort of movie casting or whatever
>whenever you fuck up, blame other teammates and be very vocal about it, point their errors out no matter how miniscule
Acting the act is half the success, my man.