/hoc/

>meme e-thots
why

Go back

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/hoc prepare your booty holes for the upcoming Avs dynasty.

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>undersized twinklet with a weak mind
worst 1st overall since daigle

THE thread you fagss

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Cringe.

I think the only way to settle this is for someone to start a third thread.

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Now this is a based post

god you idiots are retarded

This is the thread

dont use the r word like that

You should have picked Petterson in 2017

We already know.

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Not that interested in the draft to be honest.

Final thread ever

third thread to settle it

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no chance of drafting one of the contested finnish bulls? i feel for you

Bing Bing wahoo

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how much longer until the league steps in and does something about this "toronto maple leafs" situation?

quit shitting up the board you fucking mongrels

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new

What board? There is only /hoc/

interested to see where podkolzin ends up. some team picking in the mid 1st round might get quite a steal here.

>go to the Beer Store to pick up some delicious beer
>get to checkout
>cashier points to a sheet of paper
>"Doug Ford is trying to get beer into convenience stores, would you like to sign this petition to stop him and save our jobs?"
>have to look the lady in the eye and say "no, i support that decision"
literally fuck the beer store

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I wish they did that here in BC

>he can't buy beer at every convenienve store or corner shop
kek, visit quebec sometime, i'll buy you beer just to fuck with beerstore

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Too much risk he stays in the KHL.
>source
My ass

What the fuck is "the Beer Store?"

who would support that? way too often i have to stop two places after work

make a fucking new

There are 5 /hoc/ threads

>tfw can't buy alkohol today or tomorrow, or the day after

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government protected monopoly of beer distribution and sales by the beer cartel

Not enough.

so its better off taking a chance on some chl kid that will likely never play a significant role in the nhl instead? once you get past like 15ish teams are taking a gamble anyways.

Wasnt he supposed to be 3rd? He’s like Veleno or Liljegren 2.0

>"We have a trade to announce."
>*booing continues*
>"Most of Canada is going to want to hear this!"
>*fans go quiet*
>The Colorado Avalanche have traded their First Round selection, Number 16 overall, Ottawa's Third Round selection, number 63 overall, in the 2019 NHL Entry Draft, and defenseman Tyson Barrie, to the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for the rights to restricted free agent right winger Mitchell Marner."

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*only

what the fuq?

Liquor laws in Canada only allow sales of alcohol at licensed liquor vendors, i.e beer stores

>beer cartel
>dairy cartel
>Rogers
Why is Canada run like a cyberpunk dystopia where a few corporations control everything?

MORE /hoc/ threads please

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums, we can create as many threads as we want
>youtube.com/watch?v=DklAU4GNpxA
>/hoc/fw

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I would not be opposed to that trade.

he signed a contract to play in the khl for the next 2 seasons but has said he still wants to play in the nhl eventually. so the >russia factor has really pulled him down.

/hoc/ should be in charge of the draft next year

Fuck guys have to go to spend time with my bros. Have to leave you guys. See at draft.

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It's needed to keep those injuns from being even more intoxicated than they already are.

the leafs really need to trade marner but there's zero chance they will, should be fun

see at draft

You guys are probably getting the Expos back at some point, how does it feel?

You're better off seeing your friends than wasting more of your life here.

It would be a majestic shit show

small businesses get destroyed by the cost of logistics because the country is spread out too much.

no one cares about that, floor squeak is our sport now

Can I come too I have no friends

For me, it's drafting by need and ranking players based on their ability to be a team player, learning new roles and what not.

nooooooooooooooooooo

i like baseball, but i think mlb will figure out that montreal fans are mostly casual, i mean that of course we can get 50k+ for a mlb week end (2 matches in 2 days) every year, but i think that past 10 games attendance will fall back to around 5k, so i'm happy because of nostalgia, but realism takes over and i think it's doomed

Who is /hoc/’s official team everyone cheers for?

everybody here is a contrarian hipster

i'm still waiting on those dubs to decide my team, i really feel like the senators or sabres are the clear choice

Jesus Kristus

ok lads who did this one

i'm thinking of getting on the >snes bandwagon next season

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>washington home opener
>but at the barn
I hope the barn is used more often than barclays. fuck brooklyn

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Team Taytay

Kitties. Check ’em

Jokerit

Would have to be their 4th overall pick not 16th.

car parts*

All you need in the US is a liquor license
Every gas station sells beer

kek, you're going to follow a beer league now

>bundling up >your teams garbage for another teams star
maybe you should turn off nhl19 gm mode

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You should look into Saskatchewan. Basically run by the crown corporations (literally owned by the queen).
>Sasktel
>saskpower
>saskwater
>Sask energy
And there is our liquor monopoly given to the sgla, though that has gotten slightly better now.

Bluejackets

WHAT TIME IS THE DRAFT AT LADS I THOUGHT IT WAS 3 PM

grim

good news it's close enough to washington for craps fans to come up so they might actually sell that shithole out.

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Unironically the best player from last year’s draft

TAKE US WITH (You)

3:15pee emm

except we actually sell our games out

You're gonna be a Wongs fan and you're gonna like it

draft already happened your team took a shit pick

post update pics with them in here

it's me the dubs user who still doesn't have a team, Fuck Bawston and no thanks, also still no shorks

7PM user

Humbolt

Coyotes

Blue Jackets

you will cheer for the Wild and you will like it

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so crippling mediocrity?

xeattle dickgirls lad

future Kansas City team

>Kongs home opener is against trashville
Hmm, better than having it against the shorks or flyers again I guess.

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Who's gonna be the better player? Matthew or Brady?

lots of provinces had privatized utilities/insurance companies in the past but they werent very efficient and people thought they were getting gouged so the government took them over. now the younger generations werent around to remember that, and think privatization will definitely be better, but older generations still have a bad taste in their mouth.

I shant (you) a filthy dubs trickster

i don't need dubs to give them a glance every now and then for some

I'll take Tom Brady over Auston Matthews.

>laffs don't have cap space for their star
Chel doesn't take into account dumb gms putting their teams in cap hell under 2 seasons.

Matthew will be a captain but brady will be more like his dad by being the aggitator

that's impossible the leafs are run by the most sophisticated analytics and AI

Mainly because he's white.

>most nhl-ers could perform pretty well in other north-american pro-sports, but most pro-atheletes couldn't even skate accross the ice if their life depended on it
this is why hockey is the true patrician sport

dont bad mouth the >prodigygm like that

>Hawks-Flyers in Czechia
tf which czech even plays for Chicago or are they there just because >muh dynasty

This should be fun.

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Boomer politicians care more about their own asset portfolios than they do about serving the people. They are the reason these government/crown utility companies are operating like kikes.

Boston Bruins

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>mfw

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Does the "f" stand for "fucking thot?"

93625761
filtered

Really looking forward to round 7 of the draft, boys

look at this post

>7
>777
ha ha what the fuck

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>Really looking forward to round 7 of the draft, boys
>round 7
>777
holy shit lads, some shit might go down in round 7

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>the draft
No one gives a shit about this

The Blackhawks have David Kampf but that's a literally who so it's probably because muh dynasty

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>round 7
>777
>07
this is getting me SPOOKED lads

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im talking about regular people not politicians. when these companies have no competition there is pretty much nothing stopping them from absolutely gouging their customers. look at rogers/bell/telus. privatization doesnt mean things are going to get cheaper/better.

1. hughes
2. kakko

you cannot fuck this order up

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w-w-what the fuck

something is going on

pick 7 of the 7th round will be the next pavel datsyuk, you heard it here first

lol did you see how packed this place was during the awards? You faggots will watch anything.

Best player of the draft being a 7th rounder confirmed

But it'll take him 7 years to fully develop, and during that time he will be passed around between 7 different AHL and NHL teams.

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WEW

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ill be flipping between the draft and cfl friday night football

some player from 7th round will start playing in 7 years, wearing number 7, scoring 77 goals in his first full season (77 games),trips confirm

:3

>"we have a trade to announce.." -Bettman

>That's an Oilers pick
Well fuck, guess they're ruining him bros

So true. You'd see that when you were younger too. Not many hockey players would play high school sports if they played above house league, but every now and then a few would be part time high school athletes. They pissed off most of the other people because they'd automatically be a starter and the coaches just loved having these naturally gifted athletes. But ultimately they'd always choose hockey first.

I can only imagine how much better Canada's other sport teams would be if we weren't so dedicated to hockey.

good fuck off

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another shitty third pairing defenseman for the second pick? :(

So which generational talent is gonna be drafted there?

>swedish defense
>finnish forward
>american forward
>canadian everything

He has to play on 7 different teams first.

Like I said...

if you are drafted in the 7th round there wasnt much hope for you to make it anyway

sorry user, i hope you win a cup some year

>"Rangers trade their 2nd overall pick of 2019 draft to Toronto Maple Leafs for Zaitsev,Kapanen,Brown and 5th round pick of 2019 draft. Toronto is on clock"

so corey stillman?

Oilers

you going to be busy with your anime?

Finish goalie that doesn't choke

Whoever team gets relocated next

Taylor Swift and /hoc/, actually.

you going to stay in /hoc/ but not watch anything?

>Minnesota Wild selects Pekka Rinne with Miikka Kiprusoff's mindset

Karpat will be your team

Fucking hell we are never getting the dubs

I'd take kakko over Hughes desu

They already drafted Kaapo Kähkönen

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I guess this season is gonna be a sleeper so maybe the non dubs are warning me

Like I said, Taylor Swift videos.

dubs and the oilers draft someone from the second round early

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Trips decide what team I shit post under next year. I take my shit posting seriously and will make most of /hoc/ hate that team.

do they get anymore enjoyable after you have huffed so gas, sam?

dubs are banned from /hoc/ today, lad

You're right. You should watch the Miami Marlins instead user.

dickgirls it is for you

>not the baltipoor cookies

damn son get a load of these digits

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when is the VEgas team starting?

Just be a fan of all the teams. Diversity is our strenght

I wouldn't know, but I got that laser focus mindfulness shit.

hmmmmm but what if i can't decide

>ohter /hoc/ threads have been deleted
here comes the ban hammer lads

>trips
but what does it mean

The mods wouldn't dare. There would be 20 more /hoc/ threads

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kongs

youtube.com/watch?v=OjiS20NqNqs&list=FL5XKVn6U2T91mzK_v7TFgeg&index=6

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Kaapo Cuckold

>Round 1: Friday, June 21, 8 p.m. ET
does the draft actually start at 8pm or do they just start talking about a bunch of shit for like half an hour?

I don't know if this counts I need a ruling from the /hoc/ council on dubs and foreign dubs relations

For you, it's the Canucks

DUDE
U
D
E

gabbo gaggo :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Imagine getting cucked by a literal Kukko

those were trips, doesn't count. Not pure dubs

i wonder how many /soontobedrafted/ players have fucked other players' mothers the night before the draft throughout history

Actualy starts at 8 PM.
The talking is from 7 to 8.

islanders

gabbo gaggo :DDDDDDDDDDD

when's he getting drafted?

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youtube.com/watch?v=myJDBos5Vyw

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Guess that means they're drafting TWO players early

sounds like a few scouts have been noting that matthew boldys effort level isnt always very strong

At least 5 per draft maybe more

starting to think this wheeler walker guy is pretty based and redpilled

hold the line

Eichel?

starting to think this taylor swift guy is pretty based and redpilled

nice can't be arsed to stay up too long past 1am

love

With the second selection in the 2019 NHL Entry Draft......................the New York Rangers.................are PROUD to select.....................from small town in obscure country of Binland :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD......................the next great superstar.............................and not a bust.........................Kaapo Kakko!

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ISN'T

>rags

LAUGHING at the bruins
LAUGHING at the devils pucking hughes

Hue(z)

is he a secret huehue?

Mats please we know you still love your Rags but Hughes is better than the meme Finn

Dubs user here, alright i'm joining the sens fuck it also the shorks are still not winning a gup in years

Friendship ended with Jest and Laine. now Rags and Kakko is my best frend

I see how it is.

binlan yo better make sure no one posts children's panties full of cum this year, it's not ok

Kaapo Kakko has a personality that will work in New York
He isn't as weird as bulju

ja ja ja

It was you wasn't it?

Remember when Laine first entered the league and me and a bunch of Finns spammed Laine nonstop for months? I guess that means nothing.

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>kakkies

Does ANYONE here like rags over islanders?

>rags

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>the year is 2044
>grandpop, what were you doing during the best years of your life 20 years ago?
i was posting on a phillipinno knitting forum about a lad named bulju :::DDDD

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Does anyone even like the islanders?

>rags

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does ANYONE like the >rags?

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yes because they've been better the past couple of years instead of the >rags

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>rags

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reminder

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THE WAITING IS OVER. THE NEW YORK RANGERS ARE THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS. KAAPO KAKKO, A DREAM HAS COME TRUE

>R

>A

KKd

you ruined it you stupid fucking finn

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>he still hasnt done it

Kaapo KAkko Des'u

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for HOCKEY, not group memes. Take this shit to Yea Forums. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, their pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass.

Not this again

who did you like before they were better?

>N

Calm down fucktard, its offseason. Maybe you should just go back to r*ddit

I know that feel bro

always liked the isles la

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How long ago did Finland start posting "Kaapo Kakko desu" every day

>the fucking Adam’s apple on that tranny behind her(?)
KEK

>stay scared m8

stale pasta

Seattle

Raleigh Tornadoes

how come they don't do the skills tournament from the all star weekend at the draft?
give people something to be excited for instead of seeing some guy on a bike with a mask or some phone quality video of a goal in junior

wild

helsinki jokerit

just have them play a forntnite battle royale to win #1 draft

I absolutely love this shit on /hoc/. This is bro culture, this is sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You bros realize this is a board for COCK, and nothing else. Take a shit on /r9k/. You could get a girlfriend, but come here to talk with your bro - dont miss out on it. The other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board WILL hit you up. "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out, and thats a good thing. There are bros here right now. "I'm not attracted to girls, theyre boring." Well guess fucking what? We care. If you want to talk about your faggy feels with other bros do it here, and down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You bros need to run this board and cum on my back. You have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture, fuck my ass.

>gary comes on stage
>crowd boo's
>the Vancouver Canucks have traded the tenth pick of the draft to the Edmonton Oilers in exchange for Bulju
>crowd roars
>we love gary chant starts
>girls on granville get their pussy ready for that giant tongue

Chinese women’s national team

Dude that's beautiful man

Zdeno Chara could play NBA at 6'9" 250 but he would foul out to quick. Probably everyone of them have good enough hand eye to play some form of baseball maybe not MLB but certainly AA or AAA. Football QB would be Patrice Bergeron because he can do anything.

Word is they might join Russian league this season since the CWHL is gone.

Bawston and the shorks

That one team with an elite finn

dubs decide who bad guys will be next season

Yotes

predators

the sunbelt

Wild

Preds and Jets

snes

Bruins

the oilers LMAO

snes

kitties

this thread might make /his/tory as /dubsfree/

Stop (you)ing filthy dubs gypsies

I'll try again
Bruins

>rags

topkek get ready for a disappointing season

isles and habs

finland

>seething
>rags

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alright there it is

Oilers
as always *spits*

Relocanes

Gary Bettman

GARY

he answered a different question tho

Not even close, I know (you) fishing when I see it

Shorks

*destroys leafs franchise and rebuild*

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Blues

Would say >laffs but they are a permanent bad guy so it goes without saying

i know i posted the post he replied to

seems like >rags are designated bad guys for 19-20 KEK
>rags

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fuck you pay me like matthews

>Hiring his dad as his agent
Mistake number 1

Nhl doesn't have rights to these players yet and they don't have contracts, so no insurance either. It would be a logistics nightmare. But they could move the pointless nhl all star stuff to now.

Caps

F

Flyers will be the next cup champs, guys

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Ok

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how tall is Hughes again?

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>mediocrity the team

5'6" with skates on

grim

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Happy Kaapo Kakko day /hoc/ :)

he played willow

he wont be able to dunk

Humbolt Broncos.

Shorter than Nathan Gerbe

Like Blues were right, no favorites

it's what all the RFAs are doing now

its beautiful

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spent my day off drinking with /hoc/, feel like visiting the local degenerates, but a lot earlier than usual

That isn't Matthews or Tavares.

so we can blame everything that happens this offseason on chuck fletcher, right?

Fuck marry kill

Laila
Johnathan Pitre
Alexander from the NHL awards

Based TALLMAN here. I remember that one well. “Installing Gentoo” won that battle

tell us if you see kippers lurking the premises

it's aleksander you uncultured swine

I thought the players were much closer

DE trout red wings

he got off the bandwagon back in 2014

Fuck and Marry Aleksander
Kill the 2 nobodies

The Boston Bruins

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kill myself, marry none, fuck none

Oof my mistake. sorry about your mom lol

>trashville

what a gay

Fuck your mom
Marry your sister
Kill you for this horrific post

Welp, guess I'm a Broons fan now

whos gonna pull a trade?

The Xheattle Dickgirls

”America’s team” of hockey

rags trade petry for 1st pick, cap this post

Detroit trades up for the 4th in order to get one of Byram or Turcotte

EXTREMELY based post.

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The Bustthews contract was responsible for that

When gas stations in pa started selling beer the stupid gas station attendants would always say
>oh I just go to a beer store
And I would think
>that's because you're an idiot that works in a gas station

Two stops? Fuck that shit

Multi puck when?

Think the Wings wants a better pick, so I could imagine them trading for 3rd/4th
Leafs could try and offload something (probably not for a first rounder though)
Golden Knights will need to give up prolific players too, probably for picks as well

>laffs

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Oilers trade pulju to Detroit for future considerations.

>tfw no multi glowing bouncy hover pucks

S to spit on their graves

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Bulju for a 7th round pick and some absolute albatross contract

wherever bulju goes will be my new favorite team

*goes to the snes*

patches for bulju straight

Guess you're now a CSKA Moscow fan user

they're already my favorite team, bucko

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Draft rank prediction:

1. Hughes
2. Kakko
3. Turcotte
4. Byram
5. Cozens
6. Podkolzin
7. Zegras
8. Caufield
9. Boldy
10. Broberg

Jokerit or car parts probably

when does the draft start in finland time?
im setting my alarm

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>Wings drafting a winger
>Dach outside of the top 10
Shant be listening to shit opinions

3 hours from now

3:00

3 hours from now

02:00 cest/gmt+2
Not entirely sure if you guys are gmt+1 or +2?

And then they made that one guy with the big tits move

Laughing at Jewish manlets going 1oa what a fucking meme

I believe the Wings is going for a pick trade
Reckon they're aiming for Byram

there is no chance the canucks draft another left shot defenseman when they have quinn ready to go next year and just gave edler an extension. there will be too many strong forwards still available at that spot for them to reach for a dman that is predicted to be a midround pick.

Thinking about hockey anime

I didn't consider that - that's a good point

alright here we go in 3 hours lads oh yeah lets do this and it's over

been warned for creating one of the many

Every province has its own set of rules.

Leafs

canucks need a defenseman regardless

KEK
>LAFFS

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pssh, nothin personnel toronno

they need forwards too and arent really in a position to be passing on a forward to reach for a dman. remember the last time they tried that? they ended up with juolevi instead of tkachuk.

then again, lets see what they do this draft. I still will slot the canucks as a wild card team this season

>juolevi
Totally forgot about this guy. Canucks screwed up badly in that draft

jimbos job pretty much depends on him making the playoffs next season. its the last year of his contract and aquaman doesnt sound too pleased missing the playoffs 5+ years in a row now.

Fair if the wings trade up or down for a dman or center.
Otherwise, pretty sure Oilers are gonna pick Broberg.

isnt he addicted to fortnite

well, dont make me feel false on rating you fuckers in a weak division

the soilers passed on tkachuk too, and took bulju instead. finnish busts really ruined that draft.

5' 10"

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thats laine and veleno. reminder veleno is a possible bust also because of how stupid the QMJHL is with goal scoring

Dickgirls don't exist. Girls do NOT have dicks. Deal with it libtards

This is probably the greatest day of my life

why are canadans so obsessed and mad about Finland, guys?

Take it over to b

because binlan posts childrens' panties full of cum no /hoc/

>Veleno
Pretty sure it was Max Jones user

Sammy, please don't go through with it.
You have so much to live for.

false flag

Anxious of the Finn takeover once the golden generation leads you to multiple Olympic golds

They can go with Seider.

It was prob you

veleno was once the first overall selection in the qmjhl entry draft and had obvious work/effort level issues that scouts picked up on and he fell quite a ways on nhl draft day. the obvious thing to blame is fortnite.

It was Pedosota who did it.
Finland only talked about going in a sauna with his 12 year old female cousin

Will Oilers trade pulju?

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youtube.com/watch?v=eXR7lReVwws

>1:01:00

No I'll take it right here because you fags keep posting "DURR HURR HURR DICKGIRLS DICKGIRLS HURR HURR HURR"

>eXcEpTiOnAl PlAyEr sTatUS

it was definitely a finn newfag

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tsn radio has been saying that it doesnt sound like ken holland is going to grant his request unless he gets an amazing offer for him. so probably not very likely.

>Sounds like both Hamilton & Faulk in play for Carolina; perhaps more on Faulk side. He has 1-year left, can’t sign extension until July 1 but hearing talks haven’t gone well.

Well Kekalainen was right on that one
I guess he knew that Bulju was autistic

why keep him at this point they've obviously fucked his development

You know that USA have extra wide ambulances just because they are so fat?

there is a new management and coaching staff in place now. maybe they think he can still be unlocked.

Because a team could unfuck his development user that's why
Look at what happened with Devan Dubnyk

Hey Sam post more please your posts are the best!

Please don’t bully us

just to rub salt in the wounds

me and the boys watching the NHL draft

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>letting him fuck off to lapland with no return
cringe

being fat is a sign of opulence

sunk cost fallacy

how far have you walked today?

They're planning to keep Hamilton, but Faulk is the one who might go.
It's not that Faulk's ask is unreasonable, or that the Hurricanes can't afford it, it's just that they apparently don't want to dump that much money into their blue line when they already have four other great defensemen who are making a lot of money. They think that their defenseive lineup is already good enough, and that they'd rather put money into paying for more offense or for goalies.

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We have the same thing in Pennsylvania with liquor, shit sucks

TOP FUCKING KEK
he said that pulju would be 50-goal scorer in his prime and nhl ready in 16-17

You guys do have a good youth defense

me and the boys cyberbullying Laine on Fortnite

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Pulju is a bust that was carried by Aho, much like how Dahlén was carried by Pettersson.

I give the truth bro, no bully

there's this new thing called automobile

yeah, a team that isn't the oilels

great comparable tbqh

He wasnt carried in the u18 tournament tho

youtube.com/watch?v=DqiVp0Nx5I4

btw if you like Math Rock your IQ is estimated over 300

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I can feel my brain getting bigger

For me it's toe

I just like normal rock

Math is ok I guess

Have a sneaky feeling a lot of the usntdp is gonna bust

The pain is finally beginning to subside.... I think we can take it all next year.

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is there an official stream for this?

wideopenspaces.com/18-best-trout-streams-western-us-canada-pics/

This.
Only legitimately good guys on the team are Turcotte, Hughes and Knight.
The rest got carried by them. Especially the defenseman.

Got a great post for the next thread, lads

i paid for NHL tv, was kind of hoping there would be a stream on there, but can't see it :/

Got a greater post for the next thread, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

real autistic savant shit
youtube.com/watch?v=U4GXNzom6ik

jesus what year is it

go knights

>yfw the bust is really in boldy
and caufield. that kid is actually pretty good

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blaze that shit up nigga

You're a newfag, newfag

DUDE

ive heard a few scouts questioning boldys effort/work level. sounds like he doesnt give 100% every shift.

Thinking he’s just a by product of Hughes and co desu

this one's a classic. this song actually got me into the genre. so good

>Caufield
>72% of his points are goals
Literally a Hughes babby. Unless you're talking about the big Caulfield, then he's a Turcotte babby.

Already decided last thread with trips it was the shorks but Laffs are also acceptable

2019, duh

lmao

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Based. We /caufield/ tonight?

Hughes=????
Caufield=guadreau
Zegras=????
Turcotte=????
Knight=???
who are their comparables?

What the fuck was his problem?

I wanna see the face of that guy who gets picked by the >snes

and he could work well with someone like eichel or D-Bo$$

Here
:/

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why would he be sad? they will develop him nicely into a solid nhl player and then trade him away for nothing.

;_;

lets ride this thread train to 2000 posts

come on we can do it bros

Whos the first nonwhite to be picked

nah

I don't want to laff at this, but I do

fucking based

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Shame on you

Hughes = Faster Nugent-Hopkins
Turcotte = Zetterberg with a good back
Zegras = Poor man's Larkin
Caufield = Tyler Johnson but a winger
Boldy = Bigger Jonathan Drouin
Knight = Roberto Luongo

CHL's a good league to get a preview of future NHL players

>Win the Memorial Cup
>Produce the NHL player of the year
When did the Huskies get so based?

because they got the quebecois blood.

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Forgive me for these sins father

I want to play on a hockey team called the Opossums.

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Basé

I am so far gone on caring about Buffalo at this point I just want to see some chaos. I miss going full fire sale mode.

someone make a new thread

quebec stinks, there I said it

Already did, but shan't post it until it's time.

lmaoing at that late cuck whos thread got deleted last time

Ya seethe, anglo?

i got the next thread lads

It's time now

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new

t. Smelly Albertan

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good job idiots

no I plug my nose, are you stupid also?

Fucking clowns

>Fin thread is lazily made
>But it's first
Don't where I'm gonna post lads

Im from Ontario, the best province in Canada

Ooh he seething

/hoc/ does it again

non, je laughing (with my nez plugged)

unorganized heathens

>From Ontario
Where did the Maple Leafs Garden employees touch you user?

Pretty shite french for an onty boy

the milk truk convinced me

I'd guess dick and anus

did you just assume my gender?