How many will he score today?

cute and fluffy dogs, i can't blame him

Today, BOSS gets exposed.

Zero

>gets exposed
>what is his performance at united

He's still hasn't been exposed for the NT though

That dog is tired of Alexis

That dog is getting tired of his bullshit. The dog is going to run away just watch.

left is perro, right is caca

dogs are the niggers of the animal kingdom

dogs are based and loyal, he isn't mentally ill, he is woke as fuck.

Alexis "El Inexpuesto" Sanchez for you, americANO

his instagram is legit hilarious, like half of his pics are dog selfies

BOSS

I heard he buys a lot of peanut butter. why is that? is it any good for your physique?

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Did your country finally have an electric power again?

It's an alternative skin care cream. They say it keeps your skin moisturized.

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>Disregards bitches to spend time with his doggos
Seems pretty sane to me

yif yif

This is now a “rate my dog thread”. Post pics of your doggo to see if it’s based or cringe.

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your dog is fucking based

this. sanchez is based and redpilled AF

we /an/ now?

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pretty based

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God, I wish I were the juice

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I hope he scores, seems like a nice guy.

Don't like what the english media has put him through the last 2 years.

I mean he is leeching like £500k a week from a business and doing nothing

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>be multimillionaire World Wide known football player
>still having to do this to have some pusssy
How ugly can one man be?

Was it yours or another shithole from upper-south america that was normal to fuck donkeys?

Fuck Man Utd.

Their fault for overpaying. Their squad is disastrous, can't even imagine how disgusted Alexis must be with the likes of Lingard in the dressing room. No wonder he always looks sad.

Life goals

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Having to do what? Dude just loves his dogs.

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I find it hard to hate him because of how much he loves his dogs

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cool dog user, absolutely based breed

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Seven goals?

Alexis - Humber - Atom

This front three could win Utd the league

Wtf i love Alexis Sanchez now

Could he play for Chile with Sanchez?

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I'd like to kidnap Sanchez and kill his dogs right in front of his eyes. Just crush the mutt's tiny skull with my steel capped boot as Sanchez watches it tied down to a chair, absolutely powerless.

kill yourself

Thanks bro and yeah he’s fucking awesome.

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He needs to leave United ASAP!

ALEXIS

BOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BOSS!

kek

inverse catladyism.

Is a rare affliction for men.

Personally I'd starve Alexis Sanchez. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... his two dogs. Yes, I will have ensured Alexis Sanchez greedily gobbled up the flesh of his fucking dogs that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his dogs. Their legs gone, the skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his dogs being raped, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

>an 80 year old man who breaks his hip 15 minutes into every game is still playing for the national team

What did they mean by this?

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BOSS where is my "score for red team" bonus?

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He could've killed 'im
t. SAF

Is Sanchez married? I've never seen anyone so absessed by his dogs.

red card for perro

wew lad

*chokes your perro*

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Yours is based mate

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>brazilian
>savage monkey
Not surprised, go produce some liveleak material fernandinho.

It's fucking great for bulking, bro