No Salad edition
Opening ceremony starts in idk when who cares lmao
First match: Group A match 1:3
Egypt vs Zimbabwe 10:00pm
Pls watch our league
No Salad edition
Opening ceremony starts in idk when who cares lmao
First match: Group A match 1:3
Egypt vs Zimbabwe 10:00pm
Pls watch our league
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is this starting today?
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Opening ceremony in 40 bings, kick off an hour after
Egyptbro - isn't summer going to fucking kill the players?
I know a lot of med countries play at like 10pm to avoid the heat but given there's so many games you have to have some games in the middle of the day - meaning 40 degree heat.
The players are going to die.
>teenage
>divine
>talent
>marvelous
>knowledge
They removed it for some reason
Yeah it's going to make things more entertaining
Thoughts?
I miss /wwc/
I would
Because annubis is the god of death
>players near dying from dehydration
>more entertaining
Your pharaoh ancestors would be proud of that attitude
Daily reminder that these are /ourguys/
what about DR Congo?
>more entertaining
remember the early games at the Brazil World Cup?
0-0s and 1-0s everywhere.
terrible.
This lad performing the opening ceremony
Is Salah playing today guys?
>They made his skin darker
kek
For me, it's Pyramids FC
They've won it twice.
No thanks.
For me, it's Brazzaville
Why did they have to qualify when they host the torunament?
look at all the land that Egypt wastes.
WASTES.
For me it's Zaire.
support zimbabwe
They were the original hosts
On 30 November 2018, Cameroon was stripped of hosting the 2019 Africa Cup of Nations[5] due to delays in the delivery of infrastructure, the Boko Haram insurgency and the Anglophone Crisis.[
The opening ceremony is going to be glorious with an ancient Egyptian theme
automatic qualification is for pussies
Because they originally didn't host it.
It was Cameroon's competition but then they got stripped of it with just months to go due to the Anglophone crisis in the country (the French speaking parts are killing the English speaking parts because tribalism).
Then the CAF panicked, saw that Egypt was the only country that could possibly handle it and gave it to them.
>They were the original hosts
they werent*
Remember Rhodesia
>ancient Egyptian
sounds haram
These are our best stadiums tho
And those cities have moderate climate compared to others
Heard based and redpilled Hakim will be there
Who is that?
how to watch opening ceremony?
usagoals has a million links for this game
it's bound to be on one of them
Salah playing?
wait the ceremony has started I guess
twitter.com
caf tv youtube
WTF are they laserpointing the goalie?
Yeah
KWEEN
this looks a bit advanced for Africa
We gonna curbstomp some niggerbros, I'm African I have n-word pass btw
are those vuvuzelas I hear?
oh please god no
1 hour opening ceremony?
PRAISE SALAH
Gotta root for him, but he really needs a rest.
How likely are Egypt to actually win it?
Probably gonna take awhile to clean all the shit off the pitch so they can play
It's over kek
Hard to tell, imo Senegal age more likely to win
The opening ceremony was pretty good now we only have to 4-0 Zimbabwe
Don't jinx it
Dont Egyptians get tired of playing up to 'muh pyramids muh pharaohs' all the time?
Ahem
No
Damn that pepsi advert was based
Not gonna lie. This opening was way better than for instance what we got from Brazil in both OG 2016 and the world cup
nah
They werent even original hosts but did a good job
what's the alternative?
the muslim brotherhood?
kek
>the zim with the tsu celebration
why are these slags so hot from time to time
my fav is a fucking head scarf and 5 inch whore heels + tight pants
very hot
Any time we host something we throw MUH QUEEN MUH ROYALTY MUH CASTLES everywhere
Muslim girls are becoming very westernised but keeping enough things to make them interesting and different/hot
i have a few connections, should i just convert
wot most cutes are not religious here anyway
and those hijabi ones are in many cases the whorest so it's pretty easy to get one if u are not muslim
also russians are cuter anyway who cares about sand wimenz
>This competition has a third place play-off
That's a big YIKES from me
Bronze medal games are SHIT
Woooo lawdy, I sure do love me some white breastesis, lads!
Post squads
not like i saw many breasts but the pink nipples color is common i guess
even among asians in some case not wh*Te thing
*ahem*
reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild/
reminder to just beee urself
>You are supporting Egypt, right white boy?
how do you respond?
Pretty good opening ceremony
>yes, fuck Zimbabwe and praise allah
So who else besides dr congo, benin, and senegal are /our/ guys?
The virgins of course they are LITERALLY us
>Eurosport still showing bike race
can you repeat the question?
you now remember Mido
Our AFCON
Just had a lovely curry gonna crack open a can of strongbow
My grandad has lived both countries playing today
He was an RAF officer during the suez crisis and lived in rhodesia for a while as a kid
We did it, Reddit!
t.still seething from getting dabbed on by lukaku and belgian zaha
It was trash.
>lived in rhodesia for a while as a kid
from what I've read it seems like a great place to live, for awhile at least
Malcolm in the Middle is Yea Forums kino
Hating MITM is true reddit
channel your power to zimbabwe
fuck eg*pt
they should just get Shakira to come back and do the same thing every 2 years
NOOOOOOOO MY FLAG IS GONE! WHAT IS HAPPENING???? I AM ON MY PHONE AND I HAVE NO PROXY OR VPN WHY DO I HAVE AN AMERICAN FLAG NOOOOOOOOOOO HELP MEEE NOOOOO
Look at this my flag suddenly changed to an American one
weird thing is that he thinks apartheid south africa is the most evil thing in the world and is also one of them old trade union type commies
WE WUZ
>It was trash
>Morocco
C O P E
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rhodesia seemed a bit naive desu, they planned for blacks to get the vote equally eventually from day one
all though i agree aparthaid south africa was never going last, A ellite and a mass underclass who are different races is a recipe for race war.
You've earned Freedom
How do i get an egyptian gf?
>that lad with the pool shirt
Nice crowd, maybe the monkeys in South America could do the same and-
>vuvuzelas
Burn them all
>Europe bans vuvuzelas
>South America bans vuvuzelas
>Asia bans vuvuzelas
>North America bans vuvuzelas
>Oceania bans vuvuzelas
>Africa loves them
and this is why the world hates you
i hate this shit, people were posting spastic combos here before reddit ever existed but now it's reddit.
Blessed be the land of Zimbabwe.
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>Elneny
3-0 Zimbabwe incoming
I thought reddit was older than Yea Forums?
Repeat after me
Ashadu anna illaha innalah wa ashadu ana mohamadan arasululah
youtu.be
is that what you say to convert to islam?
you thought wrong, 4chain was summoned by Lord Moot in the year 2003 AD
be tall
Yes. Say this and approach Egyptian women and you will have an Egyptian wife.
stream plz
footybite
Wooze wuzzle weehoo wahoo as saloom alaykum
Redditsoccercity
can't post link because janny thinks it's spam
>Vuvuzelas
why
That's offensive bro
Because it's based.
>kickthevirus.com
lol reminds me of the adverts you get in the nigerian leage that say PAY YOUR TAX
>Short corners
Absolute cancer
A continent famous for it's musical rhythms and dance loves the tuneless vuvuzela - this hurts my brain as much as my ears
>no VAR
based
too high tech for african officials
Unironically true. I feel relief
Know a lady who grew up in Zimbabwe. A witch doctor gave her an exorcism when she was a young teen and cut her breasts and vagina.
Cool story Harold.
Also why is there no thread about this game?
The gulf between good/bad players on teams in Africa is waaay bigger than any other continent. Salah may aswell be playing with schhool kids
>why is there no thread about this game?
you're in it
AFCON > Copa America
that's because you're a zoomer newfag
>pouring with sweat already
How many stars do Egypt have on their kit?
>Mexican wave
>Vuvuzelas
Sort your shit out Egypt.
Also why is Salah playing on the wing, put him central against these amateur players
How do fuck do people live in this?
Peter un Love mention
One star = one million Turks in Germany
dire post
settle down lad
Yeh this cold, dreary, rainy shithole is much better.
Just what this thread needed
>39, 41, 41, 39
this but unironically
*lacks vitamin D*
*gets clinically depressed*
*offs self*
Sorry I am american. I am fat and stupid. We suck at soccer.
>cold
ok now this is based
Would Zimbabwe beat San Marino?
Comfortably yeah
this shit is hideous
Look at all the extra seats that could be there
the fuck is the purpose of this shit when the players' tunnel is on the other end?
Revolting
these zimbabwean players have literally no defensive organisation
They open up to release the lions during extra time
I wish we had a Zimbabwean coach for our national soccer team. These guys look so bad ass and it looks like they know what they're doing! Besides they're playing real great footy!
>18°C
>warm
Even Vikings travelled to escape their cold shitholes
Reminder to root against the Egyptian national team because they oppress Coptic Christian players
>Brainlet LB who keeps leaving Salah unmarked and charging up the pitch
>Teenage CB who just chases the ball like a dog
As soon as Egypt learn to counter attack they are fucked
They are lauded for their intelligence, Zimmies. Its why they can get over here and steal every job in 60 seconds
>opressing the scurge of the modern world
Good. If only they did the same to muzzies too.
the Egyptians on /int/ tells me Copts are annoying cunts like the evangelicals in America
Kek
Copts are the Jews of Christians
Protestants > Catholics > power gap > Copts
They are better than i expected wrt technique, more fun than VAR Sinson
I can hardly support Zimbabwe
>tfw literally counting down the minutes until we can get to half time nubian slags
>Protestants > Catholics
If Mo salah wins the trophy with that team. Messi should retire
The Egyptian FA are Muslim fanatics
Copts have never hurt anyone
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Support Egypt to get behind based Elmohamady
Trezeguet is unironically better than Salah
All religions of middle-eastern origin are just rabid, violent viruses.
Any other contenders bar Egypt?
this is like the womens world cup but without the funny mistakes
Senegal have to be up there. Have das it Mane too
Senegal are the only one of the teams that seem to have a complete team and not just some premier league player + 10 literal whos like egypt
>comm: Allah not communicating very well with his teammates
No rest for Salah or Mane, RIP Liverpool title hopes
Kouliabaly as well
>will also have to fly to fuck knows where for the Club World Cup
Lads I feel like shit. I just want my flag back
EXALIFTIN
>/pol/blownoubytheblackman.gif
AFCON >>>>>> CONMEBOL >>>>>>>>>>> CONCACAF
It was good to see an actual African manager instead of some random European whose managed a dozen countries
Fugg. Meanwhile over at Citeh
>pep signs another £50m+ defender just in case his other £50m+ defenders feel a bit down in February and need a wee break
I'm not going to a single fucking match until they ban these fucking annoying vuvuzelas
based and redpilled
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Dis guy called it
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allahumdinshallah
pretty good game so far tbqh
PRAISE ALLAH
Lovely goal. What club does he play for?
Trezeguet for the win
>All of a sudden the Zimbabwean flags go silent
imagine my shock
Allahu akbar
High IQ Post
Bruce Grobbler would have saved it
>ded thred
but this tournament is always so based. definitely the most underrated international cup
Some club in Turkey
Has been linked to Lyon for next season
>killed italy with golden goal in euro 2000
>moves to juventus
>misses deciding penalty in 2006 wc final vs team mate buffon
Pyramid FC
Lost in the shuffle with the four other cups going on. It'll pick up I hope
>man fucking dont slip blud
How was this place during the South Africa world cup?
decent game so far
one bomb is all it takes
washed into the sea
possiblities
you look like all i need
It's a comfy tournament and good for memes, plus the usual shitposters don't bother with it
Wonder if he made the blacks do amthe wobbly-legs dance before he shot them la'
I feel like securing the black vote may be difficult after he shot some of them
It's weird how he's so much more famous/popular than Ray Clemence when Clemence was 10x better
underrated
>People are watching France u21 vs Croatia u21 instead of the most international tournament on earth
Literally zoomers
*Most based
Fuck the 1min cooldown now I look like a faggot
because legs XDDDDDD
>3 matches a day starting tomorrow
god I love the group stage
the tournament's vastly underrated on here because le ebinnnn niggers meme XDDDDDD
Carragher making Dudek copy it in the Istanbul shootout was pretty based tbf
>That refball
Fucking hell, it's hard to ever tell if the African officials are dog shit or corrupt
>VAR Sinson
Salah is a faggot
*ahem*
FUCK ZIMBABWE
Anyone watching the Bein stream with the English comm desperately doing his best impersonation of an Arabic comm?
Based
does it surprise you? Nigerian officials were caught taking bribes literally just before the last world cup.
ZimbabGAY lmao
fun fact: this stadium used to have 100k seats
would have been a kino goal
They're better that I expected desu
>Africa Cup in June not in January
What the fuck, did they read January wrong and tought it said June? the fuck is going on now
Why is it that East Africans are more chill (with the notable exception of Rwanda and Idi Amin) than the rest of Africa?
there only doing well becuase egypt cant finish for shit , they have a primary school team tier defence
They're not negroids, unironically. Capoids are pretty dope
Too many players play in Europe so they moved it
They chew chat.
Honestly bees would make less noise than these vuvuzelas
Guessing it's because lots more Africans play in Europe now, and losing players mid season was pretty off putting
Should've scored 3 more by now wtf
>trying to score direct from a corner
Leave it to Baggio, Mo'
somalians are not chill
These referees are actually pretty based. They let the game flow.
Hes dogshit when he takes them for liverpool occasionally, no idea why hes doing it for Egypt
Well at least Europe cucks Africa at something.
no var until knockout stage as well, pretty sweet and nice change of climate amid all the var'd shit going on
Also fishing rights
should i watch this?
kangs 1-0, surely they just win it 1-0
This is true but i don't consider them the East Africans i think of (Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda are distinct from Somalis/Sudanese)
Not until quarter finals
>those phone lights
What is this a westlife concert
>already have nostalgia for ore-VAR football
What a time to be alive.
>AFCON
>Egypt wins 1-0
Woah!
oh didn't know that, thought it was only removed for group stages and then it's on again, whatever, same shit anyway, hopefully things will get spicy again and people get mad over ref ball, It's always entertaining to watch
Eygptwinslol
It definitely had it's pros, however, the reffing state has been turned to shit and ruining the game for even before var was introduced, with the diving culture growing, it's a nice change of breath when you get to see a referee letting both teams duke it out
Salad should be subbed off, what a faggot
theyll get blacked by senegal or camaroon eventually
Zimbabwae is doing shit becuase thay are anglophones only french niggers are good at football
He's having a shocker. Bench him
He keeps getting passed to in retarded positions and half the other defence is sticking tight to him. It's like both teams treating him like a superstar and wont do anything else
bases
Only watched the last 15 minutes.
Is African football always this horrendous?
1st half was decent
>Morocco wins
>all of them play in south africa