Here is messi and his family

Literal autism

there is absolutely nothing wrong with this webm, messi doing nothing than staying in the same position so that all the photographers can take a picture of him isn't cringy at all, what would have been cringy was changing poses and shit

Thot rubs her right tit right against his arm

what a thot, she's all over him, she wants to fuck.

those kinds of photos are excruciating. I had to pose for some with my wife in dubai recently at some shitty event or other and I made a fool of myself. after five seconds or so I was extremely uncomfortable and did a fonz thumbs up, then that tired old budweiser WASSUP phone gesture. I was manipulating my fingers into that west side nigger signal when my wife noticed and dragged me away. I would have dabbed after that.

this whole ordeal was only about 25 seconds long. messi did very well here.

I laughed so hard at this post that I had to go to the bathroom and take a shit.

I'm literally sat on the toilet right now taking a shit, not even joking, and I laughed at this post

I can feel the shit pressing against my sphincter, the only thing keeping it in right now is the fact that I'm sitting down laughing at your amazing post.

haha poo poo time

kek, what is that smile at the end? Autism in action

feces

looks like he's missing his glasses

the guys taking the pic are saying something funny

BRRRRAAAAAAAP

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I like how American comments are 10000% less effort yet 100000000000000000000000% funnier than the first 3 comments :)

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

jajajajajaja el americANO me hice caca

lmao he looks so constipated like he is about to take a dump. he probably has never been to a girl this close up before.

Messi looks like a good fella here, waiting to get the pictures done

The leaf and the angloid had to set up the joke tho,

>america
he has 3 sons

I told you "10000% less effort"

>Being this dominated by the same wife that cucks you.

Only ugly betas(like Messi) are afraid to touch women. Attractive and alpha men don’t pull this type of bullshit because they know women love them.

>texas

This ain't 1925. You can have children without even touching a woman.

I am very handsome and popular. Also rich.

When I see a woman I like I just slip two fingers into her pants, drag the panties to the side and then finger her. This trick always works

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What is wrong with that man?

he's gay

no she doesn't, incel. that's her job. she does that a few times a day every day. she'd do it with you too if you paid her.

>Carl's jr Lakers cheerleaders.jpg

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>not posting an actual jpg

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>has not seen the wedding

Someone needs to do the animated version of these gems

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The "x.jpg" posting is often used when it's assumed that everyone here already saw those photos and know what I'm talking about (so it's an inside joke posting)

i know but it is hard to resist. these never get old :D

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sure no problem man. Post away

He sucks on Antonella's brown milkers every day

This stimulated my bowels to evacuate themselves. Excellent.

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Ayy voy al banio seniores

This is how I imagine every american flag is irl

But I'm not a woman

you're an anime girl in my mind

thank you, fren

Oh damn lmoa my sides

You're supposed to behave this way if you're worth $1 Billion. Look how Neymar has to set up a hidden cam and is still being thrown under a bus.

Exactly
I behave the same way to practice for when I become a billionaire

>we are le better :^)
fucking off yourself Paul

why messi triggers the autism of /sp so much?

people barely defend him anymore,hes a known hack

Who the fuck cares

he looks like he's about to order some french fried potaters

????????????????????

True. This is literally me. I post on /pol/ and in /mlb/.

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wrong code page, your message is unreadable. is that mandarin?

caca

alpha men never get sued for rape. never.

she does, women are attracted by fame and power, messi embodies that. look how she reacts when messi laughes, looks she reacts to his laugh and laugh, this is submission, she wants him to know that she's in phase with him.

>passive and beta 'men' have to watch where they put their hands on a woman
weew, like new news

But Messi is rich, so a don't see how he should be so cautious

>''[..]..my body parts wherever the fuck I want''

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who was that french player in uk who french kissed her daughter

wasn't that Drogba?

gerrard isn't french lel

*his not her

found him , it was steven gerrard. and he is not french lol

protip: women find it more awkward if you go out of your way to not touch them during pictures, than if you do.

Why do these obese guy t-shirts all have a breast pocket?

Thank you Japanese friend for the laughs

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explain this ebin new meme
it’s a weaboo yank english teacher or similar,
„le ebin based funny nip“ posts all are

post that webm where Messi literally eats half of Antonella's face while kissing at their wedding.

hm

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But a court finds it less creepy when your hands are in clear view in the photograph and clearly not touching

He got the dud

Thank you

Nothing wrong with this. I'm sure we have all acted akward like this before.

Anyway, if Messi is autimso like this why is he not the sp poster boy instead of confident chad Ronaldo?

𒌦 𒊕 𒈪 𒂵𒌦 𒊕 𒈪 𒂵𒌦 𒊕 𒈪 𒂵𒌦 𒊕 𒈪 𒂵𒌦 𒊕 𒈪 𒂵?

>Ronaldo
>chad
Lol no, did you not read the details of the Vegas story. After he anally fucked her, he got on his knees and started crying and apologizing for what he did.
>p-please don’t tell anyone!
Ronaldo is a beta to the core

My insides

>after five seconds or so I was extremely uncomfortable and did a fonz thumbs up, then that tired old budweiser WASSUP phone gesture. I was manipulating my fingers into that west side nigger signal when my wife noticed and dragged me away. I would have dabbed after that.

good job nipponsan, were you planning on doing that dumb yolo instagram pose with 2 fingers that arabs do in jets?

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>looking good Messi!
>*smiles*

there is a gif of the latino guy with the goatee posing in dozens of photos with different lakers gear everytime, don't have it on this PC tho

Haha I proper love Messi.

The awkward part about this is him being hunched over making him shorter than he already is next to her. He leans forward and has his arms awkwardly by his side and also forward. Is it really that hard to stand up straight?

El goblino

and that's a good thing

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I'm about to head to the toilet, but I wanted to give you your (You)

This guy looks like a true American hero.

>not touching either of them
a gentleman and a scholar

dios mio

this asian bitch's head is huge

Big brains, big heads.

100% swingers

>changing the settings on the vibrator

hehe, nothing personnel, jude