/cric/ OFFICIAL ENGLAND VS SRI LANKA WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #3

England 26-2 (8)
Target: 233

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they call me regressingbro

Based boomer eschewing social media

Haloooo

are we bottling it lads?

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Thanks

love mikey, he is the quintessential boomer

What's his problem?

interested to know if you count white players as ""ethnically foreign"" for australia and new zealand

brehs

how good is cricket lads?

unironically prefer right

Phwoar

Sri Lanka used to be connected to the Indian mainland by a stretch of land called Adams bridge. It was cut off when a cyclone eroded it away in 1480.

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based cyclone

OH MY

Reckon you could still walk it and paddle between them small islands?

yeah mate I do

It's Ramsetu lad, it was built by wanars (monkey) in lord Ram's Army.

Cool

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Wish a cyclone would wash Auckland away from the rest of NZ

Mmm badam milk

whats wrong with auckland?

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What about Tauranga?

I bet I could swim between them if I tried

I have similar feelings about Cape Town, except a nuclear bomb instead of a cyclone

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looks like too little too late for england. should have attacked the RRR earlier.

What do you have against prawns?

Beach is too nice and the people are intelligent.

Reckon a cyclone is cleaner for the surrounding areas

Good band

>poot 20(40)
Nice strike rate poot

Literally two t20 matches worth of overs left

Innings rather.

Cannot believe we’re going to lose to the ghost of aravinda de Silva

Dont think root will even make 50 runs in that time

Yeah a godlike devastation might be more appropriate. Its more the people than the place that I would like to erase.

*England lose two wickets early because of attacking*

Nobody:

Not a single person:

Literally nada:

Canada:
wHy dONt EnGlaNd aTtaCk?

>win predictor 95% to england.
Cursed

bit genocidal mate

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> After Indian swimmer Kutraleeswaran swam the Palk Strait in 16 hours at the age of 12 years in April 1994, Jaswanth achieved the feat on Thursday to became the record holder in the Under-11 year category.
What the fuck lads

Vanilla or cookie's n cream lads?

A tip for freshies: there is no need to put a space between every line of text.

Nobody:

Not a single person:

Literally nada:

England:
too little too late

cookies and cream mate

>serving burgers in members bar
grim

Glass of water and a small salad, fatty

Vanilla if you're having it with another flavoured thing, cookies and cream if just by itself

I dont get this meme

any fellow neetGODs in

cookies n cream

Hmm wait five more minutes

Maybe, but not undeserved

Raspberry

Reporting in

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For me its Mayanti Langer

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/cric/ meet up when

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DESPISE peta bread lads. even more so the literal S O I fag retards who prefer their shawarma wrapped in it over the much superior BASED Roomali Roti. neck yourselves.
>inb4 muh exotic arabic bread
*spits*

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How does Stuart Terence Roger Binny get a woman like this?

sail and anchor hotel in freo at 11:45 am tomorrow mate just in time for bouncedown

For me its the peshwari naan

Another coconut nig. Seema still best.

>turns into rubber
Heh nothing personnel kid

pita is good for certain kinds of food would never have it with indian food though it's based naan or roti

who?

Fuck up

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OH NO NO NO LADS WHAT IS HAPPENING
WE WERE THE ODDS ON TOURNAMENT FAVOURITES
IT WAS OUR FUCKING TURN

>arab food wrapped in arab bread
Not sure what you're getting at m8.

what a 6?

cant afford the flight and dont think i could make it in time anyway mate

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>who are khawaja and sodhi

I demand you tell me who this is at once

name a more based moment in cricket history. imagine the seethe this would have caused on /cric/

Yeah mate

de Grandhomme and Watling too

Hmm cookies n' cream it is ;)

No

;)

Would have been glorious. New Zealanders are still seething to this day.

Did someone say KFC?

well done, m8
God bless your soul.

for me it's Prem Jyotish numerology

Disha patani for u lad

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brehs

Your shout?

:3

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What's for drinks, lads? For me it's Asahi.

Yep

please post that BLACKED picture
fucking hilarious

Tapolene

Get us one of those big arse buckets of popcorn chicken.

I'd shit on her street if you know what I mean

BIRA BLONDE

$10 ones yeah?

kek

still don't understand why Indian restaurants haven't taken the yiros concept and married it with naan instead of pita with a butter chicken or lamb rogan josh innards. Keep the salad, raita instead of garlic sauce, optional chutneys and pickles.

drinking tea, don't daytime drink anymore much really as i realised how degenerate it is

Yeah, sorted.

>cant afford the flight
are u a nigger?

Here love

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thinking about this

coopers pale

that game of thrones jack. shit that is only drinkable out of the freezer

Are my Lemurian bros winning? I'm so ready to dab on whytoids.

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Sounds fucking delicious.

Kek

>Alcohol
Grim. I'd like to be sober next morning when I do nasha

what

lads

That are Kati rolls but not exactly

if i was born indian i would kill myself as soon as i am able to to crawl. why are you still alive? spite?

Business idea:
100 fielders. Mandatory running. Over and out.

with chips of course

Atleast I'm not a nigger lol

Dickie Bird desu

MorGONE

For me, its Budweiser

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according to white people you are

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>englel in charge of winning a world cup
OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Real life bruh moment if we lose this

SURELY NOT

GONE
GOTTEM
ON YOUR BIKE YOU IRISH CUNT

Quasimodo predicted all this

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Careful you don't choke on that pisswater

fuck off potato nigger, only reason chips are in your yiros is because they're cheaper than meat and wogs are cheap arse jews

AHHHHHH SAVE US ROOT

Based. Best character

how do i marry my food?

THERE IS NO TEAM MORE MENTALLY WEAK THAN US. FUCKING HEARTLETS

>patani
Gujrati/western India roots?

Woah

Stupid fucking game

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Reddit tier opinion there buddy

Come to england got this kind of stuff up to the gunnels in London

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA

am unironically a potato nigger but no need to use that language with me bazza
potato goes well with meat and that's a fact

Jain, actually paatni

best indian pornstar lads? cant take this team anymore fancy a wank

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Nan and Grandad are crying. Thanks.

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SLUTTY KEKS

and they say females can't be funny...just look at that pic....hahahahahah

Fucking kek.

pankhuri kunal lad

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There is a serious lack of quality Indian Porn athletes.

That meme one who had the nasty fake tits

little creatures pale ale
eagle bay kolsch

Keiran Lee lad

I am the smartest man on /cric/

Maybe related to the fact that producing porn is illegal in India and all the porn sites are blocked.

yeah, that's why the AB exists, but a carb wrapped in a carb is just padding.

>it's comin' home

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why's this

didn't take the hindus for having strict standards of sexual morality given the karma sutra and all that

Unironically based and redpilled

>IPA's
*cringes*

Bit gay

>and all the porn sites are blocked.
bruh

>South Australian

grim

England btfo.

>yiros
>ab
>coopers
All these Adelaide plebs.

Making hardcore was always banned but porn website were recently blocked for a year. Actually watching porn is legal in India in privacy.

Let me tell ya something. Nowadays, everybody’s gotta go to IPL, and Brainlet Bash, and go on Cricinfo and talk about their helicopter shot. What happened to Graham Gooch? The strong, silent type. That was a cricketer. He didn't play for a franchise. He just played for Essex and England. See, what they didn’t know was once they got Graham Gooch playing 2020 then he wouldn't be able to stop! And then it’s franchise this, and IPL that, and ramp shot vaffancul

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any western GODstrailian in?

Here you go, buddy:
youtube.com/watch?v=kRln22UBh0w

Business idea - yorkshire pudding burrito

New South Cymru

Got three women messaging me; zero of them are attractive

whatever, enjoy your cucked halal snack pack

why's that though

Yea lad ama

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Id let you know its illegal too talk about, or watch any replays of the 1999 WC semi final.

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Here mate

love conti rolls
love Italians
hate gyros
hate Greeks

We're sexually conservative?

Some latinas look very Indian anyway. And the others use white ppl names.

literally and unironically all me

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Wickets loom

>it's Saturday already

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BASED Ruru poster

BASED alchy locks

See the little statuettes they've found in Indus Valley with beautiful, bare-breasted girls. >we were never conservative until the scummy Christians decided to leave their sunny island and imposed their shit society upon us. As time goes on it will go back to what is natural, just don't be influenced by whitey because they've been brainwashed into complete degeneracy by you know who

Test

rude

LADS

Yeah we're back lads

FUCK Hiroshimoot

WE'RE BACK LADS

christians aren't sexually conservative

Ahh yes, Taio Cruz

>had to actually watch the cricket
What an awful time.

Still waiting for one of you to walk in the old kings head

go home shitskin

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Hint:

silly way to get out

What a horrible 30 minutes

Missed you lads

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NONONONO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT BTFO

Oh fuck off how’s this boomer taking wickets like that

>getting blown out by a morbidly obese malinga

>poot
OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENGLAND CHOKING LADS HAHAHAHAAGHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>Le 50 and out man

Same :(

wew almost but not as bad as sa

good day to be brown

alas

>AAAAHHHHHHHHHH POOTLER SAVE US

sri lanka on the cusp of victory lads

Based.

The Malinga show

>Root out in the fifties

S/R 64, what did Poot mean by this guys?

>me when 4channel goes down

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safe to say a trick has been missed here

I don’t want to labour the point that Udana looks like Olivier Giroud but he does, he really does. He bowls like him in this over, with his poor, short, leg-side delivery worked easily away behind square by Stokes as the England all-rounder pulls away a boundary.

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>4channel back up
>poot out
>englel btfo

yep I'm thinking this is based

Hmmm, yes, you raise a very interesting poi- *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*

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Khaleel Ahmed also look the same

>team loses 2 wickets for fuck all with a low total to chase
>HURR why was he playing conservatively!?

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>Udana looks like Olivier Giroud
Kek exactly what I was thinking.

Nice of Poot to wait for 4channel to come back before getting out. Didnt want the lads on /cric/ to miss out

How is the win predictor still 90% to England

based malinga

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87 kilograms of pure love on his arm right there

how do I improve my chat lads

would seem with the amount of force being used that those arse cheeks would, in fact spread. Unless there is some incredibly sticky substance within them.

AHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

Did you notice that Joseph Root score more than 49 runs but fewer than 100?

BASED

red pill me on Jeff Nippard

LEL

the pic that saved /cric/

>England need 93 runs
>six wickets in hand
>18 overs left

The biscuit ban isn't working

O HIGUAIN

these two strong boys will bring it home

I would estimate it to be the fact that SL scored a dogshit total

>getting blown the fuck out by this
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ON NO NO NO

shameful display

*6 chokers in hand

Quite frankly if the parents tell you the kid's name is "JoS", not "Joe" or "Josh", you should be allowed to molest him

the doosra of dominoes
the sledger of subway

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imagine the smell

can I catfish on srilankanmatriomony.com and just turn up being white and it all works out?

the googly of garlic bread

>bottler

KEK
ENGLEL BTFO

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF TO YOUR EEL PIE CUNT

Called it. Buttler looks plumb first view

Yeah I'm thinking we've fucked this

BOTTLING IT KEK

clearly missing

not out simple as

Depends. Do you have Sri Lankan citizenship?

the absolute STATE of england

ASHLEIGHTHELION

More like Ashelighthe-sealion.

grim

what is the future of sri lankan cricket?

>the yorker of yiros

Nearly as bad an innings as Glenn Maxwell idiotically throughing away his innings after 10 balls last night

OH NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED LMAO

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winning the cricket world cup 2019

England clearly doing their best to keep this WC interesting for the neutral

boss is ringing

>Unironically losing to this fatty
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Based pooeen will save englel

are >we viewing that rare of all specimens, the exciting ODI?

kek

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Why isn't NZ here to witness Australia's victory this evening?

work looms

BOSS

aus v ban wasn't bad desu

I hate white people who could be good looking if they ever lost weight but for some reason seem content with a fat jawline forever. Don't you want to see you full potential at least once in your life?

Baldy b

Stokes is going well

>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH STOKES SAVE US

bang vs WI was better, neither were "exciting though

stokes is a racist and a wife beater ask anyone in the know

It was unironically over before Aaron Finch got out

Will Moeen lead England to victory in his 100th ODI? It would be quite the story

It's common knowledge he's a shit cunt.

For some reason it felt one sided even when the bangbus was putting up a chase

stokesky is a bender

If Moenn Ali was a skilled as Doug Bollinger, would he be Moenn Thelawnforalivin?

nah, the guy you're replying to says he's based

no I think he'd still be Moeen Ali

Over 34 – England 148-5 (Stokes 42, Moeen 0) - TARGET 233
Stokes releases the pressure by hitting a four off Thisara, the ball racing away to the square-leg fence with the left-hander’s timing as perfect as a Swiss clock. England need 85 from 16 overs.

The key to victory here is not handing Malinga a 5fer

Who's his Allison Mitchell? She seems very excited?

Kek

nothing wrong with beating women or racism desu

/cric/ is a progressive left of centre general and quite frankly we don't need your kind here

D:

that's because she just saw me in the crowd m8

>progressive
*vomits*

based and redpilled

didn't go to the gym today felt too depressed

BASED

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>bowlers do well
>batters do shit

based unpredictable england

I was feeling that way too but mustered up everything to go. Had a moderately successful workout.

/cric/ with another get
/hoc/ on suicide watch

youre 6' m8, you dont need to go to the gym

reckon pakistan will reach the semis

Need another wicket here to make it interesting.

this is what manlets will have you believe

6'2" and I don't think my life is any different than if I were 5'8"

Over 35 – England 151-5 (Stokes 43, Moeen 2) - TARGET 233
Ali gets off strike and off the mark first ball of Malinga's eighth over as he picks up a single. Stokes digs out a couple of yorkers from the Sri Lankan seamer before bringing up England's 150 as he runs the ball down to deep square leg. Squeaky bum time for the hosts!

what is to blame for this being so close

*implodes*

t.Michael Holding

KEK an to sharam kar le

Bairstow

our lack of mental strength

didn't give the fat man enough respect

ECB worried about ticket sales for the latter part of the round robin, they've told the lads to ease off a bit. It's the only possible explanation.

In 2023 maybe

Over 36 – England 154-5 (Stokes 44, Moeen 4) - TARGET 233
Another tight over for Sri Lanka as just three singles come off Perera's over. The Headingley pitch has not looked like an easy one to get going on today and much of England's chances seem to rest on Stokes' shoulders now.

Why is there no outrage over the format? The 11 and 15 cups had the best format IMO

>malinga
>thisara
>mathews
Fitness coach? No thanks.

>2023
kek, extreme doubt WWIII by christmas

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>this user is delusional. English batting can't implode

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FKN SAVED

We all know it's shit.

We're fresh out of outrage, Sir. We're here to enjoy the cricket.

DON'T YOU F*CKING DARE TO SPOIL THE COMFYNESS HERE YOU CUNT

heh

Over 37 – England 159-5 (Stokes 47, Moeen 6) - TARGET 233
De Silva replaces Malinga for now, with Karunaratne perhaps holding his premier seamer back for a burst in the final 10 overs? This pair still just taking the singles and twos on offer, knowing that is all they need to secure victory. Sensible batting, if not the most exciting.

nah that was gay. Lose more than half your matches and it was still possible to make the knock outs

Get the feeling Sri Lanka will be wanting another wicket here, while England will be trying to deny them that and continue accumulating runs.

WALLOP

*sip*
yessur, 6 an over in the final 10 overs is a damnut of a pace, but ithank they can manage it

Moeen gonna throw out his gold teeth and see how they roll

Shift starts in 20 minutes. See ya!

>pooeen

england unironically in trouble here wtf

I, Claudius is such an elite show

GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
BACK TO PAKISTAN

>Mo

what you doing

augustus is boss nass

*detonates*

sounds like a good idea for a holiday desu

OH NONONONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAH MOEEN IS SO FUCKING DOGSHIT

dear oh dear

might be up to the talents of the individual batters and bowlers, and in some circumstances, the fielders.

>losing against shit teams
Ahh yes, England

Called it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

retard, knew he would do that

Woakes is a sensible lad

He'll see us home

It's actually good for >us if England win, as >we'd rather face England than India in the semis

grim set of film credits he has

I suppose english actors are more into theatre than though tbf

Is Ben Stokes related to chris woakes?

>us

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back in cagie wagie

England victory over 49.5

>he's also Grandpa Pig from Peppa Pig

It's a difficult decision between laughing at England now or laughing at them in a few weeks.

twins m8

England win easy

nothing in it

It's going to be
Ind
NZ
Aus
Eng

>b-best batting in the tournament la
OH NONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONO
THE STATE OF >US

He's Ginger Baker's son.

>replying to sebbo

mate

won't mind if Afghanistan beat us tom

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We probably wont make it pal

Good 50 from the kiwi.
*lives in gated poomunity*
*gets shot anyway*

How do you think will my man Batdeep fare today?

batdeep can easily go six an over

>Australia beats England
>England beats India
>India beats Australia
Weird version of rock paper scissors this

>losing to shit lanka and pookistan
ISHYGDDT

KEK
WHAT THE FUCK ENGLEL

OH NONONONONONO

GONE

GONE

WALK OFF YOU CUNT

Woekes

were a meme lads. same old england

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How to beat England in ODIs:
>win toss
>bat
>watch england collapse
>win

the state of england

this is dauntingly grim

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oh nonononnononononnnonononnonnononnoo

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

B-but muh no.1 ranking...

what happens if Aus beat Eng and Ind beat Eng?

woke

>the english jew

even if we get btfo by india england losing this will be based

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Literally irrelevant, do not give a shit 2bh.

LMAO

brehs
disgusting boots but

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Reckon I might molest my baby brother and then later on force him to cheat at sport

Good to have the Englel we all love so much back.

Safe to say England definitely not favorities anymore?

Rashid will have an explosive innings I bet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HOLY SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING

GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YOU MUSLIM CUNT

>united statesian actors in british tv ads

grim

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>if
you already got btfo by India

fuck off richo

WHERE'S YOUR QUEEN

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

reckon I might pick a fight with someone bigger than me outside the pub

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE

got on sri lanka at 20/1

englishman wins again

I meant in a more general sense

ENGLAND GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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OHONONONONONONONONON

Agent moeen and rashid keeping paki hopes dangling. Wood will win it for the whiteys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my,

*sips tea*

holy shit

BOTTLED IT
GET THESE WEAKMINDED CUNTS OUT OF MY COUNTRY

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bit going on here

BACK IN BLACK

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Remember that time the whole Tennis world pretended Andy Murray was in the same league as the other three, for like 5 years straight?

whoa

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let's unpack this

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Win predictor's a fucking crackhead, anytime Englel are batting second it's close to 70/30 against them.

how do you get done the exact same way as the guy 30 seconds ago. thought i was watching the replay ffs

cometh the hour cometh the man

only he can save england now

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Its over englel gone goodbye goodnight - no way you are getting a semi this summer

blue wire, then the green wire

>this is the World no 1 team AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

POST YOUR FACE WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT ENGLAND WOULD WIN THIS WORLD CUP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>FAVOURITES TO IN
>GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY PAKISTAN AND SRI LANKA
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Archer's played some IPL so he might just be able to handle this fatboy pressure

fack uff

miss me yet

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he had scottish genetics. theyre finished by 27

miss divegrass before arab money went out of control

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SOMEONE MAKE A LAUGH AT ENGLEL THREAD IN ADVANCE

>england beat afghanistan with a record numberof sixes by morgan

>its over la we've won the world cup

this archer can unironically bat
this is still england's match easily

elite prediction: england will still win this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ENGLAND ARE SO FUCKING BAD AT SPORTS LMAO

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hlw bro

WE WERE WORLD NUMBER 1
AT FUCKING HOME
VS A MEME TEAM

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARE WE SUCH CHOKERS

Don’t mind Sangakarrah as a commentator desu

>13205
BASED i think i saved this image from you back in 2012 lad

tipping archer to BLACK them with a breezy 35

why do spinners always get tricked by other spinners. like you should know what theyre trying to do

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IMAGINE BEING ENGLAND RIGHT HOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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don't get deceived by satan
it's green wire, leave the blue one alone
I repeat DO NOT touch the blue wire

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sri lanka needs a few dots and this will be much closer

who is this ugly tradie?

>ENGLAND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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just noticed england has never won a world cup? Lmfao, how the fuck do you suck this much at a sport you invented?

Will England

world number one lads

zachy b in 5 years

love how sanga is so chuffed, deserves this tbqh

Malinga to finish it in an over.

Gary ablett jr, lad. AFL player, son of the GOAT aussie rules player, and notable au/sp/ meme

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Imagine if Stokes chokes here

scenes

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one or two traumatised pozzies blowing off steam after all the auscheat banter

1993 you fucking LEAF

>englel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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gaj mate

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nice dubs but that's not how it works
batting and bowling require two different set of skills

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>losing to pakistan AND sri lanka at home

yikes

i will never be bald screencap this post

I made this and forgot all about it lmao

Muslim teams playing well in a muslim country

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kill me

love your work mate

Malinga representing all fat blokes in the world

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someone cap this

starting to get away from englel lads
stokes better hit a six soon

>Sri Lanka
>Muslim
Boer education ladies and gents

yeah the part where we said we were favourites was all banter

gonna phone him and tell him the ball is gay

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Will England ever win a world Cup?

Do you bowl out Malinga hoping for a wicket or save him till the end?

5'1 represent

only 2 english left in the thread kek

hey bro
nigga straight up refuses to stop eating spicy pork kottu. mad lad

England wishes they had a Dhoni-type finisher right about now

Imagine being that 2% of 6'0 incels who post on Yea Forums kek
At least manlets have an excuse.

LONDON
O
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D
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OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER

Is it because of England's pedestrian effort?

>farter

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

OH NO NO NO

5' 3'' reporting in

IMAGINE CHOKING THIS HARD

After this game (if SL win) the gap will be 2 points

ENG last 3 games:
>Australia
>India
>NZ

SL last 3 games:
>South Africa
>West Indies
>India

finna boutta be honest with y'all I think SL will make it.

England should count themselves lucky that the rain prevented SL from grabbing extra points against the Bengalis and Pakis.

HOWLING

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starting to believe again lads

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes ! Rekt them Lanka!

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ENGLEL

ENGLAND ON MISSING FINALS WATCH
>ENGLAND ON MISSING FINALS WATCH
ENGLAND ON MISSING FINALS WATCH
>ENGLAND ON MISSING FINALS WATCH

Hello Zachy

THIS IS NOT IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN.

I wasted all day watching this shit game and were gonna fucking llse anyway

>#1 in the world losing to sri lanka at home

Based

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEEE

nah I'm 6'3 and still post here regularly
I spill spaget something fierce around women

>*smugly raises his finger in your direction*

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>England require another 47 runs with 1 wicket and 38 balls remaining

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ENGLAND ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MISS THE FINALS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

are sri lanka already out?

bangladesh would probs beat sri lanka though, even pakistan probably would

will this match cause England to lose their no.1 ranking?

*breathes in*
ahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahhaha

>barbados' archer
>new zealand's stokes
>ireland's morgan
>south africa's roy
>zimbabwe's curran
>mirpur's moeen
>mirpur's rashid
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING

PLEASE MAKE A LAUGH AT ENGLEL THREAD

shhhh englel go to sleep

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just dont speak. i have a spergy tall m8 and they say he is the 'strong silent type' or mysterious and when i dont speak they think im an autist

Land of hope and glory, mother of the free
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider shall thy bohohohohohoho ohh noooo.

BRUH

HAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
*INHALES*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ready to post once the game is done.

Logging off lads, have to go to work.

who's winning this lads?
and what happens if sri lanka win?

brave englishmen one and all

God i want Zampa's anus

>it's coming home

HAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

the eviscerator of england

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Just have to beat those pesky aussie cunts, SL won't beat those 3

How the mood has changed from the start of the day to now.

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>thinking this game means anything

already basically qualified

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brown people wearing sunscreen look ridiculous

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STOP

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Ceylon BROS are gonna make it boys.

massive choke

just needed to bat the 50 overs and we'd have won

NEW

>has to beat australia india and new zealand
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOURE ACTUALLY GOING TO MISS THE FINALS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nah gonna lose the next 3 lad

...

get in line

Based

>next matches are against literally the three best teams in the world
you MIGHT beat NZ but there's no way you're beating AUS and IND

have to beat one of them at worst

TWO WALLOPS
STOKES TO BRING IT HOME LAAAAAADS

netherlands beat zimbabwe again

How many bongs will beat their wives tonight ?

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