Invent sport

>invent sport
>be shit at it
>perennially lose to third world savages
>repeat
Seriously, what the FUCK is their problem?

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>canada who can't even win a stanley cup at the only sport they're even semi competent in talking shit

top yikes

You forgot to add
>import foreigners to play for them because the locals are so shit

Kind reminder that Wayne Rooney should've won a Ballon'Dor

youre right, but you only play nhl and havnt won the stanley cup in like 20 years so youre not one to talk

To be fair, the St. Louis Blues is mostly Canadian players (by a fair margin too)

they can play the sport, but canadians dont have the brains or knowledge to run their teams to be successful against american teams

Let’s look at the main sports of our countries

Canada (Hockey)
>World Ranking = 1
>Last Major International Trophy = 2016

England (Football)
>World Ranking = 4
>Last Major International Trophy = 1966

Not to mention Canadians make up the majority of every Stanley Cup team, while every EPL winning team is full of foreigners

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No need to be so rude. You should be thankful that the English invented the best sport in the world and kindly shared it with everyone. The English are a blessed people.

thats the ultimate cuck, raising players to go off to america and win their teams the thing they want so much, knocking their own teams out in the process

They're in the same league no matter if they play in Montreal or North Carolina?
In the end, it's about who'll pay most and what's more convinient for the specific players
The cap-hit has this effect

yes but you dont root for a league. the one thing any fan wants to see is his hometown team win the big one. if they can play for any team then by now a canadian team should have won something

I'm sure a maple leafs fan gets such joy seeing the bruins or whatever lift the cup because it has canadian players.

Maple Leaf fans are subhuman and deserve that

4th out of 200+ > 1st out of 4

Cope. We’re the best in the world and you’re a shit tier country who hasn’t won anything in over 50 years

Why are Canada so cringe on SP.

Nice country and that but fuck sake you make me cringe so hard on sp

lad, you play one sport that no country in the world has as their first sport other than perhaps finland. GB are ranked 20th in ice hockey despite it literally not even being a top 15 sport here, that's how much of a joke it is internationally

Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket World Cup Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)
Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018)
Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2018)
F1 World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)
Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)
World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)
Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012, 2018)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(13 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016, 2017)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)
Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)
Squash World Champions
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World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)
Karate World Champions
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Judo World Champions
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Canada
>invent sport
>be best in the world at it

England
>invent sport
>lose to fucking Iceland

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>GB has won the Ice Hockey world cup
>Canada has never won the football world cup
Who are the really shit country?

At least England invent good sports though. Good chance then that others will be better than you when the sport is actually popular

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>Civilise the uncivilised world
>Give them the gifts of cricket, football, rugby, etc.
>Watch them flourish because of it

Do you think parents get mad when their kids become independent and successful?

>losing at home in your own WC to Sri Lanka