/Cric/ket World Cup 2019

reminder /cric/ is a hate free zone

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Sri Lankan gf.

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what's your problem

B L E A C H

been reading all about the jonestown massacre lads
death tape's insane
shut the FUCK up

dont like her eyebrowns

Gays are alright. Some blacks are ok, the settled ones. So for example black geezers in London who go down the boozer are fine but the ones on the chicken shops who stab are not

Indian

niggers, muslims, homos and jews presumably

We have another tarrant in the making here.

is avishka fernando elite? have him in my fantasy team

she doesn't like your tiny penis

>all antipodeans are/will be tarrant
cringe

>just tuned in and they're already 2 wickets down
Gonna be a shit night of cricket.

England are done.

I have inner beauty.

>been reading all about the jonestown massacre lads
>death tape's insane
best part of the story: the lawyers ran off into the woods and survived
they continued practicing law for decades

hey /cric/ I just made some grape flavor-aid. come get some medica- i mean, refreshing drink. don't mind the bitter taste lads.

1 tbsp olive oil

1 small onion

, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, finely chopped
1 red chilli, deseeded and finely chopped
6 tbsp mango chutney
1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
6 tbsp mayonnaise
8 chicken thighs, skin on and bone in

Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6. Heat the oil in a frying pan over a medium heat and cook the onion, garlic and chilli for a few mins until softened. Stir in the chutney, Worcestershire sauce and mayonnaise. Taste and season.

Arrange the chicken on a foil-lined baking tray and spoon over the chutney mixture. Roast the chicken in the oven for 40-45 mins until cooked through and sticky. Serve with a green salad.

Were any of the Englel players born there? A single one?

>drummer in Cream
>england's premier all-rounder
Talented guy

Why does this cool aid smell like almonds?

I'll serve it how I want m8

no questions fellow /cric/bro, just drink it.

but i dont like salad

really makes you think

no

with rice is also good

>Buttler
>Bairstow
>Root
>Wood
>Ali
>Rashid

Dunno about the rest

Rashid and Moeen are unironically more "British" than half the squad

Not a fan of mayo tbqh.

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Is Joe Root more handsome than Kevin Pietersen?

>49

JUST

>rampant racism
>rampant homophobia
>rampant promotion of terrorism
when did /cric/ get so gay

I don't cook anything that takes longer than 10 minutes. food is simply fuel. if it tastes good that's just a bonus. spending a long time preparing food is an npc trait

Shocking wicket.

Had a coffee date with a cutie today. Things were going very well. Then she told me her profession. She is a stripper. Worth it to pursue her for a casual fling? Or just forget about it?

ooooooooo nonono
fernandooooo

>49
OH NO NO NO NO

oh no

>spending a long time preparing food is an npc trait

Eating food just for fuel sounds a lot more like an npc trait.

More spot-fixing from the Lankans

You'll catch feels mate, don't do it

>6 tbsp mayonnaise
yikes hard pass

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just fuck and run lad

This fucking guitarist is awful, they could've got literally a 13 year old to do a better job

roy, stokes and curran (i think) were still children when they moved to england though

and if where you were born determines your allegiance then surely you should support england, poo lad

If its good enough for black jesus its good enough for you

youtube.com/watch?v=3YIkZo3VJ74

>spending large amounts of time preparing something that gives you momentary sensory pleasure

Knew a few strippers when I was at tending bar to pay for uni, 90% of them start as strippers to pay for uni and then get hooked on earning 3K a week when they’re 20. Avoid.

hate this cunt

lol his guitar is a cricket bat

BACK TO THE PAVILION

Based undiagnosed autism lad.

Is it not possible to have a 'proper' casual relationship where neither party ends up with feelings for the other?

Just another reason why the 2019 WC will forever be a stain on cricketing history

Fair play to you lad top attitude I wish you luck

Life is all about pleasure.

if youre a manlet fucking a fat chick, but on the other hand both will secretly think they are doing the other a favour

Who here following the cricket scores in the office?

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Yup, I have that with my fleshlight, its a purely physical relationship, no emotions involved.

I dunno man, not in my experience

thanks m8

there's several and some are worse than others
but none are particularly good

Yes mate

does wood purposely throw himself into the dirt after every bowl

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CANT BE NEET

IF HE DOES
HE WONT EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE
STAMP HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET

WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORK HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE
WORK AND WORK NOT TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

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I’ve tried, and failed. Humans are emotional people.

He’s got dodgy ankles that kind of force him to cos of his action

I did with a girl at university tbf

not sure this is a particularly important match

I am alone in the shop and following it on the laptop instead of doing any work

stream?

open wide mate
*unzips dick*

unironcally thinking about getting evaluated but I don't think Australia even has autism bux so I dunno if it's worth it

why's your dick have a zip m8

>1(13)

sup freshie
hope you enjoy your stay here

nope. i'm 25 and never had a job

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i invented the gimmicks you use kid. but I AM leaving. beta prolly finished downloading

what are you going to do when your enablers are gone? or are you a rich kid

I think I'll be dead before the government falls

Need some wickets soon.
Forgot hpw boring cricket is

just unemployment bennies? or are you a mental on top of that

Why have there been no cricketers from Falkland islands?

feeling a bit flat lads

its jsut because sri lanka is shit and this is one sided ;_;
please dont stop watching. at least watch the aus england game which should be good

pad your bra

easily the worst world cup I reckon

how good is cricket lads?

classic wow lad

still can't decide between warlock and priest

when's it out again mate

>le proud oldfag
pathetic

getting a girl to sleep with you?

reckon moeen might bowl a few shit deliveries this over lads

warlock would be fun for world pvp

august 27

For me, it's Shane Warne '99 cricket.

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yeah I don't do that either. don't see the point when I can just fap

When is that?

we're only half way through

world pvp is partly why I want to go nelf shadow priest, for shadowmeld and mind controlling people off cliffs shenanigans

350 still on the cards

>2 (18)

This isn't Brian Lara Cricket

What do you think is worth effort then?
Or are you a lazy twat that needs excuses to not do anything?

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I played the ever living shit out of this as a kid. to the point where the disc was unplayable because it had been scratched by the ps1. I used to do autistic shit spending hours doing stuff like getting to 1000 without losing a wicket on a hard difficulty

one person (women) usually ends up in love with the other (me)

Based

films, art, music, self improvement and self actualisation

twitch.tv/shadewarne/clip/FrailMildCarrotTinyFace

2 weeks ago i could hear my neighbours watching the state of origins. they went nuts over every queenslad try.
tonight the women's state of origin is on and its suspiciously quiet next door. suspecting they may be sexists, lads.

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you sound like a sad cunt

Elite test batting from Matthews

we must escape the physical

love how his son has no idea what nuffie means

>pozz gaynolds shilling nrlel

And the semi-finalists are already decided.
>rain
>predictable matches
>2 (two) weeks of upcoming dead rubber matches
>guitar boomer cunt
>not on free to air tv- no hype AT ALL
>overpriced tickets - stadiums not filled (even for england games)
>"england" team going full mercenary
>aussies are likely to shithouse their way to 6 (six)
Worst WC i can remember.

>self improvement and self actualisation
people can derive this from a lot of different things. obtaining a skill and improving it constantly is possible with cooking.

for me, it's drinking beer, smoking weed and realising absolutely zero self-improvement

worse than 2007 easily which everyone said was the worst

am blanktrip. i dont even watch nrl just think its disgusting that they were so into one but not the other.

No mate it doesnt count. You get it by watching films and listening to music

He literally does what the bookmakers tell him to

Need a new game to play. Anyone played Cadence of Hyrule?

>Saoirse: "I love all 3 formats, especially Tests, but there's a very strong argument for ODIs being the best. It's not mindless slogging like T20s can be, yet it still has monstrous innings (see Morgan, or some late order cameos) whilst giving a more even competition between bat and ball. And on the other side it's far more accessible and shorter than Tests, and you always get a result. A perfect balance - never trust anyone who wants to discard of 50 over cricket!" If I look back on some of the things I was writing about ODIs in 2004 ... I can't believe I agree with this point of view!
just lost another IQ point from reading too many cricinfo comments lads

>Ind vs afg, dark season 2, some nasha
Weekend sorted lads ;)

Root sounds like a bit of a brainlet in his instrarem advert lads

what games do you like mate

Nothing which benefits the society and mankind.
You don't want to remove poverty and help the people around the world lead a better life. You are a selfish and narcissistic person.

Jis points about tests are invalid now as we get results 95% of the time

based

Cricket was generally exciting and had shocks and the last batch of great players. 2007 was shocking because of the magisterial Caribbean disorganisation and corruption in building those awful stadiums, with the ICC NO FUN ALLOWED police in full force. If they used the old stadiums and actually let locals bring in the atmosphere it would have been okay

yeah because no cunt can bat any more

ODIs are the worst format.

you can lead a horse to water but can't make him drink

cant wait for this pathetic side show to end so we can get to the ashes. not even the hype of a world cup can make odi enjoyable

what about hong kong cricket sixes?

Anything that's meant to be good because I can't form my own opinion. Might just crack out the N64 and play something.

based but bluepilled

painkiller black

yearn to be young and playing unreal tournament

Lesbian porn

Eradicating poverty is futile desu

for me
halo 3 and wow classic

this is dull as fuck. this tournament will only heat up when india lose just to read the butthurt.

i'm still awesome at the 99 version
much, much better game than quake 3

Reminder that Sri Lanka would be at peace if they weren't stupid enough to be converted to christianity.

conflict is between the hindus and buddhists mate

This but Budokai Tenkaichi 3 ;_;

That was a pretty sick game. Good times playing that.

some good spin out there

>ywn do the bridge run on facing worlds playing ctf ever again

yes mate america currently spinning a war on iran being justified

I liked morpheus the best
that was the one with the 3? skyscrapers you could jump between and a platform with a super trampoline on it to get back up

based m8

all the boys think she's a spy, she's got BETTE DAVIS EYEEES

Haven’t had KFC in yonks lads. Feeling a bit peckish too.

If you're in need of a bowel cleanse along with a tasty meal I would definitely recommend it.

based goosey

more like a bowel carcinoma

I had a nepalese curry for breakfast.
Are lass didnt like it so i had hers as well

twitter.com/RusselArnold69/status/1142018207730900994

>Russel Arnold crying again

>it's a /cric/ meal blog episode
get a fucking life, you eat food congratulations

youtube.com/watch?v=HY0GBmOxyYY
what do you make of this

Grim viewing this.

ye coz england had no chance of winning this without luck
wht a fuck tard

Can't get past the fact it's the paki from the Eastenders.

Countries that have foreign-born players in the WC
>england
>australia
>new zealand
>south africa
>pakistan

Countries with ALL players born in their land
>india
>sri lanka
>west indies
>afghanistan

POOLAPSE UNDERWAY

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He's fucking terrible. Horrendously biased commentator.

>pakistan
who?

2007 had the joy of India getting BTFO. It was an exciting time to be on the Internet. When Bangladesh beat them all the curry houses in East London were giving free food away to anyone who wasn't Indian. Shit was cash

You forgot Bangla.

country in south asia m8, keen rivalry with india

>it's that autist that can't find enjiyment in food

>first world countries + pakistan vs not first world countries

astute observation

i can just get over it you fat cunt

Countries with players who are ethnically foreign
>england
>australia
>new zealand
>south africa

Countries with ALL players who represent the country/region
>india
>pakistan
>west indies
>sri lanka
>bangladesh
>afghanistan

love food but still thin lads

even though this is the grimmest sri lanka cricket has been in a long time, they still managed to win a test series in south africa during this time

Oi lad you can enjoy food but not be a fat bastard.

Christ mate it’s food, calm down

lavagiant lads

i had a buddy who worked at a cyber cafe business that was like a UT lanparty every day. he'd let me connect remotely and play as kind of the shop pro. some kid accused me of being a hacker because i knew where the double damage was lmao

also my uni job, we'd have training every fall, and someone would run a UT server in the computer lab. i'd play serious and fuck everyone up. i went too far when i kept spamming rocket grenades into the enemy spawn point in some dm map that i don't remember

Imad Wasim was born in Wales

Imad Wasim. Born: Swansea

How about those crickets lads.
Glad i didnt pay 110 for a ticket

what's he mad about? playing for pakistan?

absolute beauty. spent the best part of my childhood playing budokai tenkaichi and ultimate ninja games. those years will forever be a beautiful memory

Pretty shit series, that.

I’d be pretty mad if I was born in a first world nation and my parents moved me to Pakistan so I could fuck goats

>thinking winning against a bunch of quota ngubus means anything

it was fucking great what are you on about mate
had one of the all time great knocks

You mad reee Lanka?

2 match series are just as valid as 5
australia and india couldn't do it

followed by a SA choke in the 2nd test

>swansea
>first world
Anyway, if they're so good, why can't all these "first world" countries field a team without imports?

South Africa would be 100% South African born players if it wasnt for government enforced anti-white quotas. There are so few non white players that we need to smuggle in subcontinental mercenaries.

No, it wasn't.

who is tahir keeping out then mate?
can't name a white south african spinner

Hay fever

england would be 100% english born players if it werent for the fact that some were born outside of england

the amount of research that must have gone into this post

>imran tahir
No. He'd be in your team either way.

cazzie here, why don't they play limited overs cricket

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paul harris, who I only remember because he once bowled ian bell middle stump after he decided to play no shot

Keshav Maharaj lad

>It was an exciting time to be on the Internet
what do you mean? there was a thriving cricket community on the internet? 'cause there was no social media back then.

Is that what you are doing shit recently in sports. Can never understand this quota thing. If the lads are good and black play them. If they are not don't. You can't pick shit players to make up quota's. Or was it the case you wouldn't pick actual good black players becasue they are black?

pitched on middle too I'm sure

don't think I ever saw him turn it

theres nothing casual about not knowing what these two overrated shitters do or dont do

>'cause there was no social media back then.
zoomer

>Roy
Moved to England when he was 10
>Morgan
English mother from what is basically an English province that get uppity every now and then
>2 pakis
Both born in England and don’t give a fuck about Pakistan

quotas benefit him, peidt and tahir equally, no one is being kept out

Good cricketer but Tahir a better bowler, hence the selection.

Remember when Sri Lanka was good?

Maharaj is a quota player tho lad, but he’s a good test match spinner so that’s fine

literally don't need the money lad, just play for the love of the game. nobody LOVES LOI

for me it's the glitch in shane warne 99 when the keeper randomly walks off and you can leave every ball for byes

fun game but a bit short. probably not worth the £22 on the eshop

Too British. Also because their bowling tends to get slapped around like a white girl in Rotherham

do you see any irony in being a foreign born indian fan talking about foreign born players?

Do you really think there is not a single person that can spinbowl in this country. Quotas are enforced even at school level, this means most people drop sports after school, or decent players just leave the country to play overseas. They *dropped* the quota for the world cup, but we all know thats just bullshit to get people to watch it. You cant tell somebody they can change their team a month before the WC. Even the coaches and managers are picked based on race. I dont think you guys realise how dire the political situation in SA really is. Its really frustrating to know that we are a good sporting nation, but we are constantly shitted on and kept down by politics. South Africa needs to be sanctioned from playing any international sports again until the politics end.

Reminder we haven't won a series in South Africa ever.
India managed to draw a series in South Africa and everyone here was celebrating like it's Diwali. It's the same team you are talking about.

youtube.com/watch?v=j-5re1bjfGM

eating mixed nuts out of a small bowl with a spoon

Dry?

>the dutch afghan
>the britpoo who lives on a bolton council estate
>the seething coconut kiwi

v strange how it's the foreign people posting under different flags that are the most obnoxious

Lol saffers have never had a good spinners because, like England of the past, your captains were/are shit-scared of taking a risk and losing face and would rather have another trundler to bowl 4ft outside off-stump to a 7-2 fiels and keep "control".

What was there in 2007? Orkut and Myspace?

What the fuck do you do with nuts?

bit miserable
need to get off my arse and sort my life out

yes

Why hasn't a pace bowler like Starc ever tried spinning it at 150kph? Would be near unplayable

bebo but I think that was only popular in the UK. It was the most popular site here in 2005ish

Been saying the same for years, but these days I just get drunk and listen to shit music.

all the good spinners are brown though save a few australians

not even gonna bother sitting in my desk chair anymore. just gonna lay on my bed all day and point the monitor towards me from now on

england is already the de facto england + white south africans team, I say let the coloureds have the SA national team and come over here instead
only wish this could have been done sooner so we could have had graeme smith, AB and kallis

passing this one on to langer

Check the previous threads. There is no irony. I'd hypothetically PLAY for this shithole island (above India) and SUPPORT both, with India above England.

So let's ask again, why can't England field a team without mercenaries?

They think they have to make up for the fact they moved to an actual country and will blindly declare their love for whatever shithole they came from/parents came from despite the fact they would hate every second without their first world creature comforts

who is foreign born for us?

Well you don't eat them with a fucking spoon for starters

khawaja was born in pakistan im pretty sure. and labuchange south africa no?

your mum disagrees

virat is a brainlet test captain, SA seemed strong but not even respectable now.
the 2 non African coloured rule is the most BS of all imo. how is a monkey lip nig to relate to these Pakis with their big fuck off scary beards? thats the one aspect that makes it seem to me that SA quotas are there to keep the white man down instead of uplifting the blacks. either a player deserves his spot or he doesnt, full stop

What nuts you generally eat? For me it's cashew, almonds, pistachio and raisins

archer and morgan are the only cases (and morgan is a strange case because he's always wanted to play for england for some reason)

why would england not choose roy and stokes who moved here when they were kids and learned their cricket here? you choose the best players available

Anyone got a stream?

Well my mum has diverticulitis so she cant

grim

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

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Decision looms.

thinking of getting kayo lads

based braindead consumer

Goes all right tbf. I split it with my mate because you can watch it on two devices at once.

>not being at the match

Grim

>for some reason
Money.

There has never been a decent black SA batsman. All the quotas are dedicated bowlers who are not good allrounders. Rabada occasionally does well as a batsmen, but hes about as dependable as sunshine in england. How can you play a team with 4/11 players not being able to bat. Our current batting order is a complete fuckup, and their tactic seems to be the openers scoring all the runs, which fails in most matches. If you look at our past teams, the team always felt like everybody was an allrounder (except maybe donald), who also had their speciallity. Im not saying everybody in the team should be white, but pick your team based on merit not skin colour. SA cricket needs to be dismantled and rebuilt for it to ever be great again.

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good morning from America /cric/ frens

hello, please watch our sport

>2007
>no social media
Dumbass

cricket
is
not
a
sport

That's karma for whitoids. They have misused the power during their time and are now getting a taste of their own medicine. You seem to be angry that 'pakis' get selected instead of Indians , ignorant of the fact that Amla has his origins in Surat.

Those little known websites like Twitter and Facebook

got my acestream up and some ham and eggs for brekky

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what the frick? link the acestream please

t.yankified cuck

29eb0c8c547dd9ba70923bfbcd3dca849563b286

ya seethe?

>check in at 130/3 or some shit, low run rate but looked like they'd be able to take off, post 300 and make it a real game
>collapse instead
lmaooo

Thanks mate, didnt see this ever posted on insect enthusiasts

Amazing how one guy has done more for giving people the chance to watch the cricket than the whole ICC/ECB etc

where did I say the name india even once?
how does an indian playing for another nation benefit me or indian cricket? i'd much rather all indians came back and stop stinking up white teams. how does the american NT basically being a mix of Saurashtra-A and Jamaica's 2nd xi benefot world cricket?
absolute brainlet take, you mental midget.
when i switch on the Ashes I want to see the colonizers vs convicts. definitely NOT these two facially hirsute nazar battu looking muzzies bowling from opposite ends to that basedboy ISI agent faggot paki

*ruffles newspaper and glances up at the tv*

kek true

weird looking fella

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The acestreams get posted here
saidit.net/s/CricFlix/comments/rj1/england_vs_sri_lanka_match_27/

Me just to the left

kek that kid is going to town on his big red stick, must be a natural born poof

tomorrow is winter solstice and i am sitting here shirtless and in short shorts. global warming confirmed

Listening to Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention.

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haha lmao hanuman and ram set fire to their entire nation long ago i've heard they look like that since then

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It’s summer

christ sri lanka is fucking terrible

While I'm sitting here freezing my arse off.

Its been like this everyday this week, luckily tomorrow will be cold again

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Brilliant musician/composer, but overrated. Others did irony/cynicism way better.

If the respective cricket teams don't have a problem with that why do you as an outsider?

umm me too lad cause it's summer???

Business idea:
Continually restrict the ability for people to watch your sport

werent there a veldskool there?

but then how will other countries watch our sport?

>Saffer zoomer

BASED

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>you now remember old, good, cricinfo

what happens first, SL finishes their overs or loses all their wickets?

I dont know, theres always school kids camping here, occasionally one drowns.

>udana chalana ghunana firana

reckon they'll get bowled out

*cries in javascript*

>malinga isn't 11
How bad is this other bloke?

Why isn't Nathan Lyon bowling?

watching Mark Wood bowl is like watching anime
XD

Mathews gonna block the rest for that red-inker

>Pee Plonka

>celebrating Malinga's wicket

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

>I think with Wood and Archer we have the successors to Anderson and Broad. Angus, Cambridge

Business idea: Minnow bash our way into the semis

surely he cant mean in test cricket

>either of those two shitters
>being as consistent at home as Oldmanderson has been

Make female versions of them then I’ll make my mind up

WALLOP! CRINGELAND BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT!

Lads should India try pant for tomorrow against Afghanistan?

who would they have to drop? dhoni? wont happen desu

such as?

Shankar obviously

>not bowling them out
oh no no no englel on the ropes

the dark turd

Yes.

Rohit
KL
Kohli
Shankar
Dhoni
Pant
Pandya
Kumar/Shami
Chahal
Kuldeep
Bumrah

Or rest Bumrah and play Kumar and Shami

almost. time for a break fap

Hmm seems good, Bhuvi is injured btw

The ones who named their creation after a fictional dildo in a Burroughs novel. Musically and lyrically probably too high-brow for Asia and Australia

What’s the bowling equivalent of a wallop

throbbing gristle?

real life anime character kek

just googled it. apparently its steely dan. lol what shit taste you have.

jaffa

I like steely dan

SKITTLED

pavement

Imo Shankar should not bat lower than #4, he can't slog.
>probably too high-brow for Asia and Australia
Point proven

i like the grey wolves

Hughes'd

A perfect leggie

He could actually, didn't know what happened to him in the IPL

any kino recommendations? something recent that i havent seen

Chernobyl if you haven't

Happy first day of summer everyone!

I shouldn't have chuckled, but i did.
Yes Minister. Or The Thick of It if you prefer more obscenities

the grey wolves

koufar

kylie minoise

that should get you started on your journey of not being a pleb. make sure to listen to them with headphones on at full volume.

have you ever watched pornography? just discovered it the other week apparently it's massive

is it actually good heard it was a bit shit

>all these matrimony sites being advertised to marry within your own race

I thought brown people were diverse?

Imagine if there was a whitepeoplematrimony.com

swamp thing
catch 22
good omens
chernobyl
nos4a2

not really that into prefer to just think about stuff

Her Smell, unless you're the easily triggered by women on screen type, then I'd avoid

in addition, looking for some new music, please avoid responding if you think Zappa or Steely Dan is good.

kri-064

It's good lad and very meme worthy

led zeplin

gdp e409

Based NTR lad

emmure

Donald Fagen - The Nightfly
Walter Becker - Circus Money

the main disappointment of this world cup is that we never managed to get wood, root, ball and willey to all play in the same team

The only problem is all the British actors. Good story though, it would be extremely scary if something like that happened in real life.

>the grey wolves
listened to one song, edgy, grimy, textural synths with loose song structures. If you've even touched a synth you know how easy this is to do

what point are you trying to make?

it's shit

no that is just your brain letting you down yet again

Looks like we've got a hot shit musician in the house lads

What happened on love island last night?
I fell asleep before it started

>aussie musical "taste"

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this is promising, will listen

nah it's like thinking a story printed in impact font all-caps is meaningful because someone thought to do it.

Bangladesh were voted off the island by 48

>women's football
YIKES

I'll need to see him shred on a grey-nicolls first.

Imagine unironically watching the Women's world cup lads

>watching reality TV
grim

what will cuckfield serve us up today?
another attractive 20 before popping it straight to a fielder?

60 ips impressive

Malingas gut gets bigger every time I see him

grim post

bad analogy

Trying to escape to the US and needs to fulfill the requirements for residency

for a bad band

Not a fan of that arm action

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anyone got a stream or method of watching cricket in canada? pls dont pee on me or tell me to build it from ice

post the name of musical artist that you consider to be good

>1-1

That blatant chuck

How is malinga's technique allowed?

literal freshies

Someone posted an acestream earlier.

For me, it's falling in love with every girl who's nice to me

Seething

Malingas action is based and kino

England lost it's chance to get a wicketless revenge for 2011 Dilshan/Tharanga innings.

But Sri Lanka will lose in the end.

how much is cuckfield going to make lads

>can't even post a single objectively good musical artist out of fear or being persecuted by the superior patrician

poor little freshie

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isn't the rule that you're not allowed to have a bent arm at the time of release?

It's on sky channel 52 mate or use your skygo

>go take a shower
>englel already down a wicket

sky sports cricket

this week I've been listening to the new Kate Tempest, Oasis (because I never have before), and this local thing robotsexdolls.bandcamp.com/, and the usual barbershop songs I'm learning for my quartet.

good groups:
Janelle Monae
Hiatus Kaiyote
Powderfinger

yikes

>The state of this poomunity when Australia isn't playing

based ankush

Dislike it when my fellow posters do not follow the rules, particularly when it is unsavoury NSFW content.

We’re going to lose aren’t we

yes mate

fucking hell vince should play in the Ashes

i know this is lazarus

>cuckfield
why

you have to admit an english defeat would be based

yes please

If that is the case i have a new bowling technique.
Start with back to batter with both arms stretched out horizontally.
Quickly turn with arms still stretched and chuck it at the wicket.
Its a bit like cricket and baseball combined

thanks for your recommendations but sky sports in unavailable in canada due to kike laws and nigger stuff

if this was a bangbro match then fine but sri lanka are clearly dogshit so it wouldn't accomplish anything and they'd get knocked out anyway
bangladesh is literally THE minnow at the moment

I posed an acestream earlier, m8

yah, i got that. thanks for it.

We get ice hockey here on ESPN even though literally nobody here plays it. Canada must not embrace cultural sporting diversity as much as we do. Shameful. Get on the horn to Justin and tell him to have some tax payer funded cricket on the main channels there

Englel looking grim

surely as part of the sikh pandering the canadian government has to do they'd provide some free to air cricket

Its only a small total.
Just taking our time lad

baffling that the canadians never took to cricket

even the americans were into it for a while, but the canadians literally never once cared for it

Oh no no no no no

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Its actually surprising, given the antipodean and subcontinent populations we have here, that there isnt more easy access to cricket. Especially during the world cup.

Need to get that raptors dude on board

also that you're an anglo colony and the only one that doesn't play cricket

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Even colder than the uk would be barely able to play a full season

imagine how based ice cricket would have been instead of ice hockey
SEETHING the canadians never thought that one up

doesn't rain as much as I understand it

Do the get grass in Canada? Never been but every picture I've seen from there is rock and ice

Haloooo (i'm not girl)

>sebbo acting like he has any idea who any of those players are

literally just fuck off you obese shitstain

I think its just the nature of our short summers, and the fact we have to use our short summers for food storage and winter preparation. We are more like squirrels than people.

classic lawncunt mind always on the grass

Those utterly grim terraces

Sanga on the gloves too

I like this post

P E R T H

because we smoke all the grass we grow hahaha get it hahaha fuck I hate stoners

what amazes me is that here in the states, only one channel carries cricket, Willow, and its generally only bundled with hindi language bundles or other such poo languages. meanwhile, on channels easily available to me through a mid-tier cable subscription, I can currently watch soccer, horse racing, racing, "major league fishing", fencing, and the "world surf league"

Nice to meet you

Shut the fuck up you seething piece of shit

to be fair willlow probably pays a lot for the rights to the cricket whereas the channels that run "major league fishing" or the likes probably paid fuckall

I'm stoned right now haha no offense taken though

KEK

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england on losing all their wickets watch

GONE
GOTTEM
SLING YOUR HOOK

you FUCKING mong proving the memes right again

might drop a cheeky tenner on SL

Great start here, really putting the minnows to the sword.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>Vince caught out driving in the slips
Yeah its like everyday

>He was looking good then this happened
Standard

AHHHHHHH save us Eoin

>oh no how will we ever recover.
Soon as malinga pisses off we will knock them about all over the place.
Laugh now you cunts

Always found it odd that the BBC doesn't have a channel like ESPN which shows Anglo sports games and sports news or comments in between. Guess they're too focused on wogball

> Malinga to Vince, OUT, edged and gone! Oh lordy, it's like watching the highlights of a Vince Test innings

>(You)

HATE BOOMER GUITARISTS

This is the partnership

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>Vince
BBC live text man having non of it

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>getting out to fatty 40 yo Malinga
Kek

>12 (23)

vintage cuckfield

>live text man
How much they get paid

Think England should stop losing wickets and score some more runs. Would give them a better chance of winning this.

like! I know right! ugh, so embarrassing! God!

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imagine if england lose this lmao

Hales is way than this shitter lol

good day to be a brown man

You now remember Haseeb Hameed

currently rallying around the west indies lads

>coming off a truly amazing hundred
yeah, against afghanistan on a road

*looks at my dog over the top of my newspaper*

good strokeplay this

the last dispiriting lay-down effort has me worried, hope they bounce back tomorrow

new thread

>11 posts early
autism

>ten posts early
grim

I called this. Bangladesh India will be a kino semi final

>australia
>new zealand

interested to know if you count white players as ethnically foreign for these countries

Off the the windies vs kiwi game tomoz.
Want me to take some snaps you all?

>8 posts early
get fucked

would have been on time if not for the deleted posts

no one said a thing about ethnically foreign players, it's overseas born players

Yeah get a selfie with one of the players Fielding near the ropes

>monae
Not bad. Following that i'd say try giving Prince a listen, maybe Snarky Puppy too

Like Prince a lot, Snarky Puppy is a bit but their own arse imo, I should like them all things considered, but meh