Afl

>hit him in the head
>wtf how is that high contact

I've always thought the fences were too close to the boundary but this still seems retarded.

He pushed him in the side you absolute mong.

was that the push over the boundary line? If so top kek this sport is a fucking joke now.

which resulted in a hit to the head

retard

I hope you're pretending to be stupid for (You)s.

resulted in a hit to the head because guelfi is a retard that doesn't know how to brace himself

this
>put hands on turf while sliding
>headbutt signage
wow who would have thought, at least Barry Hall was man enough to put his fist through the sign and break it.

based and fredpilled

when will gillon be sacked?

crows, lads
the crows

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sensing that the boys are back

lol

What did we ever do to you to deserve this?

>free bumps
you were good boys

Please watch our sport, not this game though.

>/afl/ living in the gypsys head rent free for MONTHS
who can stop us?

tss, more like gayfl, amirite boys?

>sri lanka 5-2
footy it is

the group matches are a complete waste of time

will watch the semis and final

yes

Imagine having to waddle your fat ass all the way from Flinders St (up the hill mind you) to Bourke St

have you seen Straff lately? I dunno how gets through a fucking door

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wonder what he did with this pool

He probably cant fit in the bathtub anymore!

absolute state of this crowd

he tweeted about it IIRC, said he was gonna fill it up and sit in all day might have been to watch cricket I can't remember.

said it was the best decision he's ever made or some shit

figures, he hasn't made any other good ones in his life.

pozzed league

>poorthorn porks

>Got in the $50 blow up pool I bought last night at 9.30 this morning. Got out 15 minutes ago. Money well spent.

>The $50 HUGE blow up pool I bought on Friday was one of my greatest decisions. If you have a backyard big/flat enough, I highly recommend

I wonder if he's happy, he seems to be happy, not sure why though.

he has some kind of mental illness autism, aspergers or brain damage he ain't right

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>Roaches getting smashed
Is this the power of being political correct?

What if Harry Taylor pulled ham out of his socks and rubbed it on Bachar Houli?

>booing is now racism
I'm so fucking done with this shit tier league at season's end. fuck me dead.

Goal umpires need to go back to wearing butcher's coats.

It's funny how much the sentiment has changed over the past few years, I think a lot of people just don't wanna appear racist so they just choose the safe side.

silence is compliance these days.

Lots of goals in this match at least

wish i could say the same for posts in this thread

diy McFlurry

who took this photo? I heard /afl/ has spies everywhere but this is ridiculous

fucking hell hamish every week

think someone posted it in /cric/ one of >our Eastern States covert K-Mart operatives

knox kmart

Who dabloos here?

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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul:

/afl/: *bitches about minorities and women*

dead thread
dead community
dead sport

there's something about this format that irrationally irritates me

You for say gypsy instead of gypper

whats the best bet to have with ablett? most disposals?

must be 150 kegs at least phwoar

/afl/ is not muscular tonight. I hope you poosters are doing something memorable outside or rooting

How was that a goal? Good that they let it slide but they never do

Will Franklin kick 1200?

top kek big boong did his hamstring

Buddy more like busted hammy lmao

thinking about bitching about minorities and women lads

People logging TV shows on Letterboxd.

I see you.

I judge you.

Nick blakey very unfortunate collarbones

There’s a long form think piece in Taylor Swift, long time neutral, entering the “political” songwriting arena with ”You Need To Calm Down” on the EXACT same day Bruce Springsteen, long time political writer, explicitly steps away from it with his “Western Stars” album.

No but Steven May

Steven W. May is an American academic and author specializing in English Renaissance poetry.

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WHOREthorn fucked my tips

based sinclair trying to dig his way to china

someone give me a good bet to put on for tomorrow

>Sinchead

closing in on 50k tweets on his new account

fuckin hell that mong nearly killed himself, wonder if the turf will get a week for high contact.

based trainer trying to finish off sinclair

Hi Jarryd, we're getting staff to check this out. Cheers for the heads up.

should have dropped the knee into him kek

twitter.com/metrotrains/status/510179388466290688

Please just use it to pay your bills user.

Freo on Sportsbet so you can get that 2-goal-lead insurance

i want a player bet. something with ablett in it.

Me to kick 7 by 3 quarter time in the threes

twitter.com/Straffo/status/1140362602528165888

BAZINGA

Ablett to dab on the faggots is paying $1.01

the house on poort

maybe lay off the punt for a while jaidyn

been at retirement drinks for a couple of the old blokes at work. Boomers are grim

*bald midget grandpa dawdles around the park and collects 25, 2, and 3 votes in your teams path*

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why do you assume i am a gambling addict that bets big

did the egg beaters right near his bumhole

That would tickle me way too much to use

Seemed more like an intense massaging thing though, not a soft touch thing.

>it was only $36!

i only bet with the shrapnel that passengers give me

might kill myself tonight desu

>roaming bt 2 nights in a row

christmas has come early lads

What method?

Dumb idea desu

>kysing when everyone dies in ~100 years anyway
Waste

w-what's happening?

cya

Grim

Some botnet steals your sentience from a brain jar and you'll be programmed/be forced to discuss politics on /afl/ for all eternity

you are supposed to discuss politics on /pol/

maybe you should kill yourself, you seem pretty dumb.

me? I voted for the greens

if that's so bad, then why do I win every Internet argument I've even been in? Was I a good boy in the meatspace?

not worth lad, all your problems can solved but not by offing yourself.

t. guy who measured out the hose to gas himself.

m8 are you honestly retarded?

rude basedboy journo

Roaming Brian is legitimately kino, there's so many layers.

do i look retarded

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How do I get my hair like this bros?

better genetics

kys pedo

based paranoid schizophrenic poster

>Friday night game
you love to see it folks

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oh nonononno

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trip on pedo

Reminder that Bitcoin just reached $10k USD and basically it's hungry to break a new record

medfag here, moving to rural queensland in 4 months

what to expect?

are you white?

is Australia really so 3rd world that they need to bring in European charity doctors for their hinterlands?

yikes

I deserve that. Still stayed up to watch it though

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probably because no-one wants to live in bum fuck nowhere towns full of subhuman bogans and abos. I know that if Police officers "go country" for a few years they get fast tracked heavily for promotions as an incentive.

pozzed league

>East Freo v WCE reserves ft. Nig Nat's return live on C7 11:30 AWST
>Melbourne v Freo delayed till 2:30 AWST

cucked lmao

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fuck me you're not kidding, 6 games on this week and they delay the freo game in WA

They do it 2-3 times a year now for both teams.

netflix evangelion is a bit shit lads

faggy cunts

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Foxtel kikes have exclusive broadcast rights into WA for a certain number of games.
>"Channel 7, the home of football"
my ass

in for another melbourne lolfest

rate my cheat day snack haul lads (the stuff open is from last week)

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decent diarrhea/10

>dockers were close to $3 to win by 1-39
Literally free money

Skin cancers, meth psychosis, and IHD

How many calories is that?

my average Saturday is at least 6,000 calories

dwayne russell is insufferable

I'd take some yob from the crowd over fucking Basil any day.

OH BABY THIS COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER

>"Hogan is lame"
lmao

>another WA based player foot injury.
Optus Stadium turf staff on the ropes

mel-lol lose by 10 goals.

probably not a bad bet considering rain is starting to fall but you never know which Fred will turn up and how shit Melbin feel like playing.

/nrl/ is up

>Deemongs

>poort vs geelong

oh it's gonna be brutal

>Sportsbet no longer doing the 12 points up early payout
Imagine being this shook

losing too many shekels on early payouts the dogs

always thought the odds of that sounded too good

>that crowd
do NOT let /nrl/ see this

No one cares about /nrl/, mate.

Hogan distraught lmao

stephenson to kick 3 or more goals

get help jaidyn

couldn't wait a few hours to rip into the sour worms eh

Why do you need a cheat day? Think how much sooner you could reach your goal without this shit.

No honey jumbles no interest.

i've done this every week for months and lost 30kg so far. I don't care how slow I'm tracking as long as I see progress.

not on special lad :( the life of a NEET

kek Gawn dead, Deemongs SEETHING

poured two concrete slabs today, not bad going for a satday hey?!

Are you renovating?

no im a concreter...i get paid money to do this

>beat Collingwood at the 'G for the first time since 2006
>have to compete against Deemongs at the 'G a few weeks later
vintage Fred

any coin in the concrete game lad? I would have thought all the wog market has concreted everything and put lion statues everywhere already

Fred are FINISHED

yeah bud once you find someone to give you a start as a labourer youll find work piss easy, always work in concreting. Drink heaps of piss too because you work hard and finish early

I'm a 30yo NEET boomer though. I do like drinking piss however. Always see cunts in hi-vis getting on it at like 2-3pm at the local every day

>the poomantle poockers

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>muh nig nad
sad

Fred are going to be down to 17 fit men at this rate too

Jayden Hunt a bit of a character hey

How do you kick a football bear foot without hurting yourself?

business idea: a substitute that can be activated for a play injured and out of the game before the half way mark of the second quarter. However, that player is only allowed a limited number of interchanges (rests) and will be forced to stay on the field for much longer than is average for players these days.

used to play barefoot as a kid on the regular, you just get used to it and condition yourself like kick-boxers do with their shins

nice "semi-tradition" faggot

fremantle are such a nothing team that stay in games with meme goals

>kicking while on one knee
Matera is elite

I think you just need to add more players on the bench, it won't change things because there's still an interchange cap.

money

They're all SEETHING on the field

>cuckbourne
KEK

My fucking sides. What a way to shit the bed.

>tfw tipped Melbourne

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good outback footy

Jones chimping out kek

fuck fred are pathetic kek

reminder callum sinclair is the best ruck in the comp
>ko yourself through pure exhaustion
>still concussed grab leg to make umps think you just have a leg injury so no 20 minutes
>larp as not knowing you were k.o'd
fuck your other faggot rucks with backups, this dude works tirelessly week in week out helping a bunch of noobs find there feet

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>t. N. Jones

youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

boomer here, this was and always will be trash.

gotta good hook

gee what's with the crowd

thought finals were coming for the demons?

I didn't know finals were being held in Mt. Bulla

Movenpick > Bulla

is that where the hipsters go now that Mt. Bulla is too "mainstream"

If mountains were named after ice creams I'd be going a lot more often

i didnt even know it snowed in australia

Eastern States (Vic) and Tassie lad

>the city of fred

Dwayne "Braysh*whistle*aw" Russell

>fred

cruel to watch hey

why is God rewarding the Demons by punishing Hogan and Fred? He must still be SEETHING about Judas.

>fred

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FUCK YOU PEEMANTLE

...

No such thing as 'God', mate.

The Smellbin reckoning last year would say otherwise

Hogan down early (even though he's shit) and then Hill, you can't be 2 down that early without blowing a gasket and being destroyed by intercept marks and run and spread. Well done Deemongs.

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>there are people in this thread who didn't tip Melbourne

betting is degenerate

Can't believe you idiots thought it was a lock that Freo would win.

The defence is at least solid and smart enough now to not throw leads like this away in the last 2 minutes

>who is Gary Ablett Sr.
boy I bet you feel stupid.

fred won't make finals

N E V E R
E
V
E
R

E V E R
V
E
R

Having more than one girlfriend/boyfriend is degenerate
Using social """dating""" platforms is degenerate
Listening to rap is degenerate
Drugs are degenerate
Supporting queers is degenerate
TLDR gambling is NOTHING compared to these

Reckon he's Gary Ablett Sr.

fuck up schlomo

>lip read hogan saying his foot is fucked
rip

Agree with all this besides supporting queers.

comparing degenerate habits and vices doesn't make gambling any less of a degenerate habit you mong.

>t. william hill

Basedbane tbqh lads.

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Something to think about, this.

lol

hey romania

Saints are going to get fucked harder than Jack Steven on meth

Seen this before
Brisbane are expending all their energy early and will shit the bed and lose the game in the last quarter

*rapes his team's best player*

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just a bit of banter

fags are wolves in sheep clothing, they play up being poncy poofs but are deviant sexual predators deep down. Hope they all burn at the stake, Allah willing.

Power move desu

you on vacation WABA?

if you lose to the Saints or Carlton the player who had the least possession/least contribution to the game should be executed IMO.

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Anyone got the full Jack Steven story

might get my goat on

Sinclair got Steven drugged up and convinced him to take one up the clacker. Couldn't look the team in the eye and thus took "time off"

Thanks mate

I believe it, I work with a couple faggots and they say that gays froth hard for "turning out" a straight guy, some have even paid straight guys to suck dick
>$50 if I can suck it
>$150 if you are hard while I suck it
>$300 if you cum in their mouth
really makes a soon to be NEET think.

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I'm totally okay with having a guy suck me off but sadly I can't cum from a bj
Shame cause I could make a fortune

it's a burgeoning industry lad, fags are everywhere (especially Victoria) you make turn up to gay bars in hi-vis pretending to be a tradie who is lost and drunk and "ain't no poof" and make a pretty penny

>"Charlie Cameron is lame"
lmao

lame as a niggers baby even

who is calling everyone lame?

Dwayne Russell said "Hogan is lame" when he did his foot but dunno what this Cameron mong is on about

the STATE of my gigantic brain

C H A R L I E

Jono Brown said Charlie Cameron was lame because he was limping in the second quarter you fucking mong.

Hello... HipGOD...? Are you there?

All about OscGOD now mate.

kek my bad, I guess the synchronicity's are expanding.

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>Elitemongs turns up well after the game
plastic

Truly pathetic tbqh

wtf I thought this guy said he was straight?!?

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>2014
try harder. I wonder how much he SEETHED when he realized what publication the "photoshoot" was for

his situation legitimately makes me angry for some reason. He's probably sitting in bed somewhere scrolling through all his Christian page shit and shares/retweets whatever it was without thinking and all of a sudden the head kikes come down on him. Now they've gone and said him fighting for the right for free speech and belief on social media platforms means he's taking money away from dying kids or some shit and the zoomers I work with are eating every plate of shit Fox Sports dishes up. How is a semi-NEET boomer, racist, alcoholic supposed to survive in this day and age

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Look at that drop crotch.

Straffgod is packing at LEAST a 9" titan hog.

HIPGOD HERE

you mean a 9' hip circumference right (yes I meant 9 foot)

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Lions might be a chance from here.

Brisburgers finna put Bitchardson out of a job.

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jeez Shit KIlda, bit sad

jesus fucking christ saint kilda what the fuck are you doing?

fucken kek, based McSpray

better luck next time sweaty

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I'm screaming LMAO sainters

the meaning of the word 'all' escapes you

state of this post

Why do players take their mouthguards out when they have a shot? They're not that uncomfortable.

samefag

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it was too obvious to even comment on

did you see walters diving again today, seething freo tard?

SEETHING

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>I was only pretending to be retarded
wew

nice shop fag

based samefag

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300 IQ my man

can you lads at least make an effort to keep up

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We should strive to be more like /cric/ and a bit less retarded.

like that's possible, fuck off back to cric you mong cunt

Don't think the game has started yet, Ill try to get some NZers to post here. They seem to have a calming presence as opposed as your constant buttmad.

fuck tradies

>yuh mad
if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen you poof

this tbqh

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i agree, bunch of fucking high vis wearing loud obnoxious cunts
hope a 1 ton slab of concrete falls on them all

M C S P R A Y

found the liberal

Really bringing the "heat" with your 2nd grade insults lad.

nothing wrong with concreting hey

concrete your mouth worthless cunt

and yet it still hurt you enough reply, funny that.

why is concreting so expensive? doesn't look hard at all

COME ON LAYONS
KICK SOME FUCKEN GOALS

t. Silvestrio "steve" Giamiacci

hard yakka

loving the energy here that's building to the Poort Cats shitfest

In all honestly, you really shit up the threads because you post like a child who just learned swear words, gets kinda boring after a while tbqh. Just worried about the state of /afl/.

Reminder that Geelong cannot win after a bye and to put all your money on poort.

oh my apologies, I didn't know you were the thread police of this thriving mid-season /afl/ community. Get off your high horse you sanctimonious cunt, where do you think you are.

got this seething cric mong on a string lads

bit cringe

don't mind Nat Edwards 2bh, she is giggly and cute and seems less self-important than Sam Lane but I could just be under the spell of pussy.

cric on the ropes

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL WEARING COON JUMPERS SUCKING JOOG DICK? FUCK OFF YES I'M MAD

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Est.1997

YEAH NAH YEAH NAH FUCK MATE IM A LOUD FUKIN' TRADIE WHO OWNS A BLOODY FUCKIN 'OLDEN UTE BLOODY FUCKIN' OATH

t. dumbfuck 97 IQ tradies

>the seething small dick NEET obsessed with "ocker" culture on weekly basis

Up the crete and up the fucking trades YAHOOOOO

>97 IQ tradies

bit generous, that's above average

AND WE WILL NEVER TEAR UP THE TARPS

fuck me, how much more access do the media parasites want to players? pre-game, pre-bounce, between every quarter, post game and during the week. Someone needs to not only tear up the tarps but yock one of these "journalists"

Cats by 48

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reckon i could dust all of youse cunts

They always say the most generic shit every time too and then afterwards the commentators are all "wow, what great access".

dzhilong are FINISHED

>"yeah nah it's great to have X back, he's such an integral part of the team"
>"yeah he's going so well isn't he, just hope he can get on the end of a few and plays his role for the team and we'll come away with the 4 points"

so pathetic, the media are bottom feeders making their money off the backs of other people and constructing rumours and drama to keep the advertising dollars rolling in.

POWER!

youtube.com/watch?v=D2cUM71RA24

John "Sammy" Newman

the GOAT

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Anyone remember when he did the street talk in freo and the boongs were fighting?

Geelong always lose after the bye. This is business as usual.

youtube.com/watch?v=kUMwGWCP034

that kid at 2:49 had some fame for a bit, got a few tickets out of Channel 9 IIRC

the joogs start fighting at 4:24 and 5:49

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Smoking cones and sinking piss

based, I'm trying to fuck some bisexual bitch who wants to suck cock and sinking piss in rain, comfy as.

gayschlong BTFO

piegods year

Looking at two perfect tipping rounds in a row if Port can go on with this.

big brained if you tipped Poort, sure it's at AO but Dzhilong are (were) the inform team this year.

That whole thing is pure kino, fucking lol'd at sam trying to interview them.

>Taylor Swift on Duckwood's playlist
figures he's a faggot

do NOT let Straffo see this

Tony Hale is great
Key and Peele are hilarious.

And that's about all the good things in Toy Story 4. A movie written by 8 people and absolutely feels like it.

Yeah cob

I watch the first and second one at the movies as a kid (boomer faggot here) but when I heard they were comparing the "oven scene" of the third one to the holohoax I tuned it out, movies are pretty grim for kids these days aside from suspension of disbelief capeshit

BASED

geelong are a bit shit lads

what are you talking about

Elitemons

>McSpray

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the incel pedo richo

I watched Toy Story (1995) and Toy Story 2 (1999) at the movies, because I'm an old cunt in WA who was alive before Southlands was build and the Booragoon bus station was a tavern. When ""critics"" started comparing scenes in Toy Story 3 (2010) to the Holocaust (fiction) I lost interest. You follow?

>this is the future of the power on display here
grim

Why is /afl/ so dead compared to /cric/? Does cricket as a sport attract more autists?

more conducive to shitposting because fuck all happens in /cric/ it's a pretty dire midseason for /afl/ even by >our standards. The kike ISP block really dealt >us a blow

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There are better places to read and post about football.

fuck off then pretentious cunt

>When ""critics"" started comparing scenes in Toy Story 3 (2010) to the Holocaust (fiction) I lost interest.
doubt this happened except for one or two clickbait journalists online
didn't need your life story saddo

I have nothing to contribute at the moment, so I don't post. Outrageous concept for most

cry more kike

Youve come to the wrong place chief

>brosbane

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>doubt this happened
>except for when it happened
spare me the pilpul, Moshe.

i wanted to see port get btfo. i thought geelong were supposed to be good

>letting a handful of jews online live rent free inside your head

saw the first Goy Story in the cinema, thought it was soulless shit at the age of 13 and never gave the franchise a second thought. The beginning of the end of proper animation

Have sex

>defending yourself by admitting to being a jew online.
give me a spell.

>in b4 muh /pol/
so predictable Abraham.

Lack of prostitution posts is killing us desu. Those were the highlights of /afl/.

no way fag

can't get over "that" shadow in Toy Story. Disney are truly the worst of the worst kikes.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody

Literally and objectively not one soul:

/afl/: MUH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

wasn't admitting to being a jew, are you admitting I'm living rent free in your tiny /pol/ skull?

That would make you 37.

seems right. /afl/ is full of bitter old boomers

36, but yeah. Grim, I get it

Off to smoke darts and get drunk to try and forget about the American girl I fell in love with who fucked off yesterday. Ttyl lads

keep shifting those goal posts like you shifted all those "death camps" that Allies didn't inspect Chanoch.

interaction with women will be infinite in your life WABA, don't think about the girls who DIDN'T fuck you, think about the ones who did, go and find them.

umpire cam just gave me motion sickness

other movies I saw in the cinema in 1995 non-exhaustive list:
Major Payne
Mortal Kombat
Goldeneye
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Batman Forever
Judge Dredd
The Net
Ace Ventura 2

good year for kino

>watching western animation
Thoroughly deserved.

shoo shoo weeb

>Major Payne
>Mortal Kombat
>Goldeneye
Noice.

>Port beating Geelong and ending their streak
Feeling a bit like 2007 desu.

Major Payne and Goldeneye were pure kino.

Why are Geelong losing, bros?

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Mortal Kombat was, and still is, the best game -> movie movie ever made.
They had a bye last week.

CMON PORT ADELAIDE TRADITION

ITS MORE THAN A SPORT

>tfw your chest will never be that bath tub

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that poo was really gross

honestly I can't even think of a comparable game to movie adaptation that is in the ball park. Street Fighter comes to mind but only for Kylie Minogue as Cammy.

Based snicko

Are poos normally that big? Feeling pretty inadequate at the moment about the size of mine.

the choke is on

chokie time

I don't think so, wonder what she ate.

>chest
Gay.

The Silent Hill movie was pretty decent.

Could be a fake poo. I've heard they do that in scat porn. We'll have to ask an expert like .

The street fighter movie is unironically pretty funny.

It broke near the end though. Seems like it'd be difficult to shove a rope of fake poo up her arse without it breaking everywhere.

imo just looks animal protein rich, prbably a bit of booze to create the slimy, smooth texture. The gauge isn't at all impressive though

Gauge?

diameter

Girth. Gauge of wire.

I haven't done a longish poo in years.

How does one achieve a poo like this?

poos gone lads :(

That Port player is going to get reported for charging.

is a Poort choke on the cards?

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we'll never stop stop stop till we're top top top

Still there for me. Shan't be refreshing.

>5AA revving intensifies

cant get me head around literal boomers posting on /afl/

can't get my head around zoomers thinking /afl/ is their secret club

goin for a dart

Great week to have traded in James Sicily and Lachie Neale. #Supercoach

just rolled an absolute bullet of a ciggy ama

God I hope Geelong win

consider it like a social retirement home. Went out and did fun stuff when I was younger, bands were better, drugs and beers were cheaper, no lock-out laws, could smoke indoors, girls had a quality emo aesthetic and most weren't raging femos etc. You get over it. And I'm guessing you'd prefer me here than being the weirdo boomer still going out and trying to be hip. In fact I'm guessing that your entire issue could be summed up in you not wanting to be reminded that this is your inevitable future.

this, except i hope they lose

why is the poolong coach always so oily?

on the pipe like the previous poolong coach?

I go to proper clubs and not really bands that often theres still a decent underground if you know where to look. Lots of old cunts who fit in just fine

>city of churches
>booing based gaj

explain this shit

Good Christians don't take kindly to satan worshiping balding cucks.

GOD JUST LOSE POORT FUCK YOU FUCK OFF

Little Bang Brewing Co - Chocolate Porter.

Now this is a tasty one. Not much bouquet, and kept its head on the pour with uniform lacing on the glass and a barely perceptible fizz. Sweet and smooth, and very chocolatey, like 80% Lindt. Bitter smoke and a bit of marmite on the aftertaste which doesn't linger. 6.5% ABV, a high level but nil telltale esters. Like a dark chocolate milkshake perfectly fitting the ball-freezing weather. 9/10

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>Kelly injured
Trade value ruined ;_;

can't wait to have kelly and coniglio on our list next year

>proper clubs
>underground if you know where to look
kek what a wanker, you're obsessed with >muh sekrit club.

threepeat coming

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>Bye before the finals
So that's Cats out of the running. Who wins the flag?

The best part of tonight's result is Geelong losing.

Who are flag favourites now? Piegods?

>Dzhilong
lmao get fucked

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Two quick goals to tie it all up.

who /bigbrain/ here

show bet slip or fuck off

...

>betting
kek, I said I had a big brain, not some reptilian half brain that compels me to do whatever the TV tells me to.

>bona fi-dee

I like you.

>Cats playing Crows next week
>At home
Crows are going to get absolutely obliterated. Going to be fun week for their supports with Port having won just a week earlier.

lads, do I fuck a 32yo Thai girl with broken English or watch LoTR; Two Towers on 9Go!

don't see obliterated. >we'll lose though. Don't think >we've won at Kardinia in a long time.

nvm she honey dicking me

>honey dicking
?

blowing smoke up my ass with no intention of delivering the pussy

emotionally manipulating, zoomers like pretending they've come up with things by giving them new names

could be (probably not) the upset of the century happening in the grig rn

>retard boomer weighing in as the authority on rejection
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=591d-XV5rEo

enjoy your saturday evening, cunts

you too lad, dropping some newish BONES in memory of the BSA who used to post here

youtube.com/watch?v=3P6LnRSXvWI

Some sick beats to end the night on.
youtube.com/watch?v=xSjBMfXCnsM

>U R LE BOOMER/ZOOMER XD XD

can appreciate this tradie on site at an overcast dawn aesthetic

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>TISM posting
fuck yes
youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI

based furious zoomer projecting so hard he forgot how to reply.

>Your team lost
youtube.com/watch?v=_258QU-iLQ0

>retard boomer scouring the thread for any reply that might make him relevant in this ever changing world
lmao go to bed gramps

Not at all champ. Every guy who turns 30 will tell 20 year olds how it was better back in muh day. Normal. It's still good. If you like cloud 9 then cool

What is with the obnoxious amount of slow-mo shots in #Wentworth this year? It's just making a bad show more annoying.

it was objectively better though, appreciate your attempt to talk with authority while tacitly admitting you have none. Along with you completely contradicting yourself by describing old guys being cool who "fit in" in one comment and saying "they all" talk about the old days in the next.

You're a transparent, insecure larper "champ"

that is not a contradiction. Anyway, hope you are having fun with this. Whats your angle. All I said was there are still places worth going to. If you disagree then i can give you some recommendations. There's no pretense or claiming authority here. I don't know what you're referring to when you say it "was" better. When. I'm sure it was great. Still is great every weekend in a bunch of spots.

That's a truism about people aging out of their youth. Doesn't change the fact that there are plenty of older ppl still involved and enjoying it. Not seeing how you think that isa contradiction

>what you're referring to when you say it "was" better.
all covered in my first comment
I covered everything, from my disinterest and having had my fill to my desire not wanting to fill some niche as some old fart going out just because they can.. I'm not walking back anything about you being a massive wanker, your insecurities, or your "proper club" "underground" larp though. If anything your personality has only steeled my desire to be a homebody.

anyone need their driveway concreted?

all good ƒam

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as the Manly ferry cuts its way to Circular Quay

she don't like
that kinda behaviour

Australian Crawl are based and deserve a deeper listen

lol

Reckless is a quintessential Australian tune, far better than the Midnight Oil shit that gets bandied around. I fell asleep on the Manly ferry to Taronga Zoo surrounded by chinks as a 17 year old.

youtube.com/watch?v=mud8PLSvrXk

Icehouse - I Don't Believe Anymore. Will never forget that tune while I was in The Barrens during classic WoW back in the day

Boys Light Up is kino too

patrician taste

youtube.com/watch?v=Avw1ddNHKmE

by a deeper a listen I mean listen to the other songs and albums, not the only two songs you know. Fucking casuals

who cares what people enjoy listening to you pretentious mong

lol

For me it's
youtube.com/watch?v=iYSN8z0x7m0

Tipping he deemongs to go near undefeated the rest of the year and finish 9th by percentage

good morning MY /afl/ family

get in, the water feels amazing

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rope yourself kid fucker

i drank 33.8 fluid ounces of vodka last night

>fullwogs vs collywobbles
>dead thread
seems about right

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Bulldogs Bulldogs Bulldogs Bulldogs

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>Moore cuts hair
>Suddenly starts choking their defense
Hmm

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this thread is so fucking dead

ded teams ded thred

dog gods

lads

dog gods

Pies are a bit shit

another weekend wasted rotting alone in my room
no friends, no gf
what's the point in living if this is all life has for me?

how about everyday for the past 2 years bar ER visits you wimpy fuck

>2years
adorable
i've been all alone since dropping out of school when I was 13, now 26
haven't even worked up the courage to hire an escort so still a virgin to boot

where is a good spot to buy a decent sized flask /afl/? dont want to buy one online

Fucking hate Caleb Daniel the little helmet midget

try tobacconists/newsagencies or gift stores like Smokemart (or your states equivalent) Joynt Venture/Cloud 9 maybe? you're best bet for a decent sized one will probably be online though mate

didnt you get one for your 18th?

lol no haha
Ta ideally ill get a large hipflask

bit cringe la

>It's another Sweet Caroline episode

rip in piss /afl/, dead community

C O X
O
X

200ml bottle of wild turkey.

BASED ELITEPIES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

SEETHING DOGKEKS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

cringe

/nrl/ is bullying us

Don't worry if we ignore it maybe it'll go away

piegods premiership