/hoc/

It literally looks like a waste bin

Imagine having to play in a nigger ghetto. Good thing that’s not gonna be Kapos problem

>peaked in his rookie year
Nope, bust too.

31

99 In honor of the late great wayne gretzky

I thought you liked the flyers

8x11.5 when?

that is also really shitty. mines right around the coccyx, I couldn't put on my socks today. hope it gets better soon la

this thread was actually made before post 499 of the last thread. we were tricked

sometimes you gotta just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and be yourself

what are you gonna do about it pussy?

>93
now that was a good year to kill youself

*sips*

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rumour is laine was getting 8x11.5 but after showing chevy his fortnite skills it's 9x12.5

Nothing desu

say the n word and maybe berate a finn

also kind reminder to not bully finns

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2nd. Unlikely. Rangers current management don't seem to be on Edmonton level of incompetence when it comes to developing prospects.

Skoda cups 2nd and 3rd place trophy's.

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Baclofen prescription lad.

is rape a sport

it's not the muscle it's the joint itself desu, I take indomethacin but that shit wrecks the stomach

florida needs more sports teams not less

rumor has it laine is willing to take a lower AAV for new fortnite skins

>chris johnston says vegas may move pacioretty or stastny this weekend

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fuck you
gay ass NIGGER

get some high grade DUDE with cbd lmao

>Ducks re-sign Ryan Miller to a one-year deal
>Miller's deal carries a $1.125 M AAV

laine will sign a groundbreaking new deal where he is only contractually obligated to play 41 games so he can devote more time to fortnite

Quads confirm vegas dismantle

bulju and yakupov are really the only high profile prospects they failed to develop. who else have they failed to develop?

quads confirm

I may be biased, but this... This is pretty based.

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calling up my boy trudeau rn

you wouldnt count hall or eberle?

friend gave me some "death bubba" but im scared to try it because it sounds scary

only quality weed my friend

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DUDE WEED LMAO "strain names" are meaningless

Ruining the careers of two top 5 picks in 7 years isn’t enough for you?

hall won a hart trophy. hard to consider him a bust. the bigger issue was the return they got when they traded him.
eberle is a pretty consistent 20+ goal scorer, even when he was on the soilers. hard to consider that a bust as well. again the issue was the return they got when they traded him. also eberle was a later 1st round pick who has put up decent numbers for his draft spot. too many people seem to think he was another one of the soilers top10 picks.

just like my life

Kaapo Kakko will learn how to ________ from King Henrik.

she looks like a canucks fan imo

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Get a decent haircut

Eberle is underrated really, even if he doesn’t get the big numbers

pad his numbers

is this the true face of kippers

k-kippers?

Have sex

>want to drink beer
>hungry tho
Don't know what to do right now lads

eat beer

why not both

beer brats

>teleports puck behind your goalie
heh nothin personal kid

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>Rags are not qualifying Claesson

Some team is going to get an under rated defenceman for cheap. Also swedes out finns and russians in.

youtu.be/Si937RN9nUk
>kid doesn’t speak English let’s ask him 100 questions including his medical history

stupid rags

Seattle Kakkos

seattlle "i eat ass"

Hope he doesnt bolt home, ottawa cant develop players, and the rags have too many overpriced vets/prospects at d to juggle. He got caught in the middle. Hope he lands somewhere competent.

seattle 2023

where will the king be traded to?

Time of the Swede is over

*Wins 2019 Clader Memorial trophy convincingly*

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Yep, hopefully someone gives him a shot at least.
Still, stupid rags.

Time for Swede 2, electric bogaloo

Looks like Vancouver are making some moves.
>Seriously thinking about hiring Chiarella
What a dream team.

Skeleton gets stronger

>Callahan has degenerative back disease and its recommended he stops playing hockey
>not /hoc/, but the entire fucking situation about the >Rasy

what the fuck did Tampa do to deserve this?

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I think the rays will become the expos soon

Some voodoo curse for getting man handled by the Teds after a 62 win season?

why are they such bandwagonners in all leagues?

>blots

Anybody got a stream for the draft?

yeah I'll post it in 24 hours m8

>nba draft
>being fun

draft is tomorrow, retard.

What am I in for?

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imagine making a serious post on 4channel

Pretty nice movie. One of the few good movies about concentration camps.

>streamfags

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>cablecucks

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which hockey players might have autism?

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Classic 60's POW camp kino.

I have cable and also pay for nhl gamecenter, the real joke here is poorfags

I too, do this.

i too hate money

Ah yes. You love movies that whitewash German concentration camps. I bet you unironically think the Nazis were the good guys.

don't be poor

It's tomorrow

However, /hoc/ legend 'The Hockey Guy' will be livestreaming it, probably with a PoV of him and his wife

youtube.com/watch?v=uvOgu8_A_nM

Evening negros

hockey is a rich white sport I'm sorry you don't belong

Wish the nhl draft had this desu

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Torts fault

kinda

Yeah demoralize the kid before they get drafted

There was a massive difference between POW camps for western POWs and concentration camps you uneducated fuck.

yeah

I made more money than you did last year.

kyle d is that you?

>even Yea Forums and /hoc/ is full of nazi apologists
Oh just fuck off already

Why the fuck are liberals so retarded?
vox.com/first-person/2019/6/20/18693058/aoc-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-concentration-camps-immigration-border

you did not

i know a kyle d
he wears monster energy hats as an adult

*throws milkshake*

Careful m8 you might trigger his hereditary holocaust suffering

I appreciate off-season /hoc/

Is that not ok?

so is the nhl draft

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post your tax returns, if its more than i made I will admit it.

yikes

So who is going to give Gardiner a 7x7 contract?

not sure what to get mad at next lads

*puts 110000 zipperhead americans in internment camps*

I'm /hoc/ donor guy

/pol/ degens needn't post here any longer

you made 4 dollars idiot

How can I fund this business idea?

He can convert them to loonies and hurl them at albortian strippers

but does he hate money and give tons of it away for anyone asking

so post your tax returns, and I will admit I am wrong if you made more.

Trump is running concentration camps right now. And the world just ignores. Innocent Mexicans being burned alive along the border. Trump is literally Himmler. Impeachment NOW.

no. just know that I'm filthy rich and it's american dollarydoos so yours don't even compare lel

I had to pay, I didn't get any returns

no he gets duis and drives a forklift

thats what i thought, poorfag

probably still would make a better GM

I've posted my stocks before I'm not going to again. post yours friendo. my bonus last year was $45k lel

i made about 3k but my job has some real gay taxable benefits

All you gotta do is post a timestamped photo of your tax returns to prove me wrong, poorfag.

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Whenever I have to take a crap it happens all of the sudden and my favourite crapping toilet is upstairs so I have to try really hard not to shit my pants as I walk up the stairs to my crapping toilet

I'm sorry you're new have a nice evening

Niggers are blasting music right outside of my apartment

Vancouver might be dumb enough.

Just post your social security number and credit card information faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=0MpmikDdEIE

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Im sorry you're poor have a nice evening.

I fucking hate baseball lads

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Are mexcians still the fatest race people in the world? If i remember it right they overtook America for a while.

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Whats your current address and place of employment nigger? Lmao what are you scared little bitch?

100% i don't think i've ever seen a mexiloid that didn't have disgusting body

See a doctor.

the fattest race is afro americans by a long shot. like 40% of black women are obese

They are certainly the fastest growing demographic group in 'murrica in more than one way.

call 911 and put your tax dollars to work

>call 911
>dey wavin guns n shit around!
>watch police show up and absolutely wreck their shit

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My neighbors wife and their bull are beating the shit out of my neighbor, lads

Get back on topic ffs

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go to sleep grampa

this. calling the cops and making them shit on your neighbors feels good

Soon™

Can’t wait for MY ragsies to draft kakko tomorrow :)

nobody says ragsies at all

so I guess Zegras is our consolation prize

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ragsies

my nuckies
my loins
my marnies

simple as

He will probably get a 5 year deal.

>ragsies

marner will go to the ______ on the draft day

The jap Americans on that Hawaiian island shouldn't have helped the crashed zero pilot get guns and kill other Americans

MY ragsters

No ones giving up 4 first rounders for him mate. He’s good but not that good

>11 million
>11.5 million
>atleast another 11 million
>7 million
Is there a bigger joke in hockey right now than the Toronto Maple First Rounds?

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yeah. theyre called the edmonton oilers

>Nylander will sign at a discount to play with Matthews and the leafs!
>Matthews will take a discount!
>Marner can walk if he wants over 11m!
At least they learned something.

Gary and auston have already decided he will head to the yotes to save the franchise

>>Marner can walk if he wants over 11m!
kek now I have heard everything.

Chris Johnston: Kyle Dubas says it's not a foregone conclusion the leafs would match a Mitch Marner offer sheet. Indicates they's have to weigh the return -- just as they would with fellow RFA's Kasperi Kapanen and Andreas Johnsson.

*destroys the leafs from the inside*

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Walking as in getting 4x1st for him. Anyone dumb enough to OS him anything beyond 10.5x5 (1st, 2nd) would be Vancouver if this comes true

Benning isn't going to offer sheet Marner. Nobody is he isn't worth four first rounds.

They didn't want to shave daily so he destroyed them

I tried funyuns last week lads. Americans are disgusting.

Only blacks eat them desu

>cfl
nobody watches that shit you goof

this fasting business is hard

Funyuns are supremely based you plebs

Sean Monahan seems to be on the autism spectrum

youtube.com/watch?v=7RnlzfTzduY
Mic'd up Stan Lee

it was in a shanty town in northern idaho, there were no blacks anywhere

dougy hamilton is absolutely an autist

I watch that shit you goof

reminder that we did it

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dont start this shit again

I watch that goofie shit

they are the worst shit ever, wouldnt feed them to my dog

Never seen anyone besides black people eat them. Maybe it’s just poor people idk

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God damn based

Are you Muslim or something?

O CANADA

Better not be /hoc/ is a Christian nation

intermittent fasting is a great way to lose weight or take up new diets

Damn it feels good to be a Canadian hockey fan!

*sobs*

funyons are based

Can't wait for the /hoc/ threads in heaven. No Sam or Ted or cricket and the good guys always win and there's always games on year round

The curse must have started somewhere between the regular season and the playoffs.

which one are you?

Wehrmacht were the good guys. SS were the bad guys. It's really that simple.

Sammy Blais, who the fuck are you?

Business idea: Put pipe bombs in every funyon bag so all the sunbelters get heemed.

I'm sure most the SS guys were good too.

>1991
>tarasenko was one of the last soviets

>december 25th, 1991 the official end of USSR
>tarasenko born dec 13th.

>nazis r da good guis
I remember being an edgy teenager too.

They just found out the tunnel and killed the Scottish guy :(

pat maroon

This is what nazi apologist cucks look like

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They were soldiers that loved their country and thought the enemies were bad and needed to die in order to protect their country. Same as the allied soldiers. They were young men following orders, not evil.

reminder to report all off-topic posts that do not pertain to hockey or hockey related discussions :^)

every event all wrapped up in one video

youtube.com/watch?v=GR3aImy7dWw

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>mfw that /pol/ nerd got 360 noscoped

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Whatever I'll take a 3 day ban lol, you started it

>noceanics

Nobody likes a tattle tale

>he actually serves his bans
I’m behind 7 proxies, kid. Try me.

my oceanics :(((

this is peak comfy

Can somebody tell me the best way to trap a squirrel? Without poison, I don't want to taint the meat

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been permabanned 3 times

peanute butter on your balls
do it quick though, it will be illegal soon

>2.5hrs
This must have taken like 20 hours editing and production in total

MILK

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is there going to be more zoomer nigger shit tomorrow during the draft?

A literal squirrel trap

Aren't you afraid he'll take a bite at your nuts? Squirrels love nuts

no. this is a draft

no the draft is in canada

gary found a way to work that shit into the cup final and award ceremony tho

yes the draft is in canada

BASED gary announced the new video rules, so we don't get screwed on a false minor again

Brilliant

turcotte or byram?

just kill the penalty lol like how do you allow 4 goals in 4 minutes lol

have you tried not giving up 4 goals in 5 minutes?

you don't own a .22?

Today I will remind them.

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byram

explain how to trap a squirrel with a .22

>muh /pol/ boogeyman
Go back you fucking faggots.

I'm afraid if I owned a gun I'd use it on my wife

Which was a better collapse? Honestly hard to choose. Vegas might edge out Boston for pure, shit-the-pantsness, but Boston was literally Game 7 at HOME

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shut up. nobody cares for the endless "save the white race" shit you fuckers do

Tie it to a string and use it to prop open a box. Then when a squirrel comes along pull the string and the box will fall on it, trapping the squirrel

ask him to take it slow, that you need a ring on it

if the good guys only win why the fuck would i watch? you don't understand life at all

Hoping my Chocolatiers come back stronger next year

Prop a rock up with the gun, put bait under rock, pull gun out with string.

>yfw patches leaves vegas and vegas basically is fleeced from bergevin

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wait wtf happened?

I want to

If everyone is /pol/ to you, you might be a nigger

go forward

of course the vegas collapse was better. the best part was as soon as that first goal went in you knew it was fucking happening and there's nothing that could stop it

Great minds think alike

This dude won an award for best GM last year lmao

huh?

holy yikes, what is with GMs thinking good mid-card guys are actually superstars?

for me, its UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START
>rags

Mcphee inherited the greatest situation of any expansion team, and turned it into a capfucked mess of overpaid shitters in only two seasons. And hockey media sucked him off while he did it.

>same guy who trades for martin erat for FORSBERG

tell me a /hoc/ bedtime story

once upon a time

>rags

For me, it was the >blots. At least the pooins lasted more than 4 games

twitter.com/Gambo987/status/1141877912942940161?s=20
yotes hire phil housley as an assistant coach

1. Tampa
2. Vegas
3. Boston
4. The entirety of the Penguins curse leading up to Carolina

drafted Kakko and won the Stan Lee. The end

Gary waits in your closet for you to fall asleep. Once you are out cold goes through your hockey bag and steals your unwashed pucks. That's why its important to wash your pucks children, so Gary wont sniff them out with his giant jew nose

dont forget that they swallowed the david clarkson contract

It's a shame the Bruins didn't get swept by the Blues. Now that would have been kino.

>rags
>cup
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

with finns, you win

One upon a time, there was this magical team that played in Quebec city. The legendary Nordiques. But at the height of their power, the Quebec Nordiques relocated to Colorado and then won multiple stanley cups. But the city of Quebec didn't give up and tried with all of their might to get an expansion team. The wrote letters and sang song. danced with glee shared stories. They fought long and hard in their cold little town. At long last, they finally succeeded in filing for expansion in 2015. All that hard work and support, as well as communal support from every NHL fanbase, led to the NHL ignoring the city and giving an expansion franchise to Seattle instead for those sweet, sweet Amazonbucks. The end.

We are all children of God

MOOT

Imagine watching your team lose the stanley cup

>post is successful but it doesn't update
what weird fucking bug is this

test

thread won't update so nobody will see that i'm a footfag

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fuck you moot

This story sucks

jesus is she suffering from a skin condition? those nylons are filthy

rate

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And the Kitties' handful of fans all breathed a sigh of relief.

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Thinking about not renewing my pass lads

hate gookmoot lads

>buying the pass in the first place

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What's the point of a pass anyway? No captcha and that's it?

twink/10

Yes

hockey

yeah, and if your IP range gets range banned because some asshole was busy spamming Yea Forums with guro, you can post despite the range ban.

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Wish I had a HNIC towel to be honest desu

>tfw tall qt's

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Who drafts the Finnish bust tomorrow?

i've been using my cranium a bit.. and i realized...

if your name isn't on the trophy, how do we know you won it??

doesn't count because you can't prove it

>6'2"
>tall

womenlets, when will they learn?

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which one? kakko or heinola?

fuck you hiro get better servers

also 30s post cd instead of 60s (on some boards like /pol/ you get literally no cool down)

shut up

and you can put a faggy symbol next to your posts if you're an asshole

imagine giving your money to something easily used for free

For me it's Victor Soderstrom

time is money

i didnt renew after the credit companies pulled support the first time

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

For me it’s my ragsies

wish the amazon on the right would dominate me tbqh

Imagine speending hours of your life each year telling google's robots what a street sign and fire hydrant are

>being a slave to jewgle
KEK

>rags

Why doesnt other leagues as good as NHL? round one is frriday night. Simple as

street signs and hydrants are the least of my worries.

it shouldnt be, google analytics know more about you than you know yourself

>50-100 posts on Yea Forums a day
>360 days a year
>18-36 k posts
>20 seconds average solving captcha
>1 minute for 3
>6-12 k minutes a year spent solving captchas
>100-200 hours a year spent solving captchas
>20$ for a pass
unless you value your time at 10-20 cents an hour, BUY THE FUCKING PASS

you're so fucking dumb

t. microsoft edge user

Pfft.

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>canadian womens u-16 basketball.jpg
>u-16
dude what the fuck

canadians really are retarded aren't they

>While touring in the summer of 1878, Anna was pregnant for the second time. The baby was born on January 18, 1879, and survived only 11 hours.[6] He was the largest newborn ever recorded, at 23 pounds 9 ounces (10.7 kg) and nearly 30 inches tall (ca. 75 cm) and each of his feet were six inches (152 mm) long.

>jets trade perrault Hellebuyck and the recently acquired first for Number One overall and plan on taking hometown boy Winnipeg ICE star Krebs 1rd overall
HOLY FUCKING MINT. BASED PILLED. LAINE 8X12 IMMINEINT

For me, it's the Co-op commercial with the littlest hobo theme playing

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FIBA tournament right now on youtube. it was in my recommendations

Ehem it’s ragsies

>tfw no "ostentatiously rich, but also surprisingly smart and compassionate" qt Manhattan gf
It hurts to live.

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That was a shitty fucking post. No craft behind it. No effort. A caricature of an already weak character. Perhaps I've simply lost my touch

thinking about having a snack lads

>giant bra for her small tits
grim

Inspired by two recent posts I'm kind of wishing small tits were my snack

Take a breath, compose yourself.
Find your inner shitposting being and let loose.

small tits and big (but not too big) ass is kino

>doesn't give into the silicone menace despite being able to easily afford it
>embraces the beauty of her small, shapely tits
Even better.

However, if she doesn't lick that fucking bench, it's a dealbreaker.

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For me, it's a shapely, perky 34B/C bust.

Hockey.

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what statlines does shannon record himself reading during the offseason?

Flat is justice

ah a fellow patrician i see

>50 to 100 posts a day

yikes

I've toned it down. 2018 was the most I've ever used the site. It was probably 300 min.

grim anime catchphrase poster
small > flat

rock hard right now

heard you were talking shit

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heard your tastes were shit

Horny as fuck

anime fandom indicates manchild syndrome

10 minutes until sunset

cytu dot be /r/offseasonhoc

just end yourself sam

Talk shit about flat all you want but I can still rip the hardest slapper on /hoc/

These Chia to Vancouver front office rumors...

test

thinking about skinner for pu

if you are able to watch anime without cringing it means you have a bad relationship with your father

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get in here lads

I'm not getting in fucking anything right now. No ifs and or buts

Hockey?

Absolutely not

What do you guys think about this. Sam lays off the drugs and joins the army? Kicks lots of ass. *BANG* *BANG* Just totally breaking shit and #pwning civilians

*makes a power move*

*bottles a finn*
Not tonight you mongoloid son of a bitch

Oh shit is that what the army is? I thought it was a place to do push-ups

Tell me something I don’t know

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watching draft memes at cytube

come watch, lads

Well. It sounds cool and I think the army might sometimes do that? So maybe yea hahahahahahah

Update I was right to be scared of the death bubba

>new rules
based

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for me, it's rooting for a team that doesn't yet exist and therefore can't possibly have failed me

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he bought into the win-now meme. it's ruined a lot of GMs

undefeated since 2018.

>xheattle dickgirls

That bulge is just an awkward fold in the shirt and there’s nothing you can say that will make me think otherwise brb

Very very cringe of Gary to put a team in faggot seattle

Did the jets win? I forget

what time is the draft lads

watching nxt lads

9pm et

>why yes, i do religiously watch every wwe product

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>Michael Jackson died a decade ago
>Steve McNair died a decade ago
>DJ AM died a decade ago

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/hoc/ is the sprite to /cric/s 7Up. Just...... Better

And going outside is like SodaStream(TM).

what is the appeal of watching grown men in tights pretending to fight?

So which team makes the first dumb move tomorrow night at the draft?

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Yea. No, buddy. I dont use faggot robots when I want a pop. Bottle or can is fine

oilers or kings

Who are those people

Enjoy killing the environment.

It’s something for closeted homos to enjoy without having to admit they’re gay

Kongs take Knight #5.

you're just mad >her dick is bigger than yours

Fuck the environment

I do very much

Why does Gary always but the draft on midsummers eve/day?
rrreeeeee

all part of gods plan.

Don't cut yourself on that edge.

Marner is 6ft tall wtf? I thought he was like 5’3

I stopped posting in Trump gen after he won the primaries. That was like 4 fucking years ago already.

cric is gay btw

what do you do for midsummer anyway?

youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

What if /hoc/ had an offseason who can take the most oxys party

I usually go to an island with some friends, drink, eat good food (typical midsummers food include gravlax, pickled herring, Västerbotten cheese pie etc), sauna, play games and stay up all night, for two days.
Not the most traditional (or family friendly) way of celebrating it though.

Pic related is a more family friendly and traditional setting, dancing around ye olde phallus symbol

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youtube.com/watch?v=KoefpYs3nUY

here is a song from Logan 2017

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People think Taylor Swift ripped off this song with her new single. Discuss.

At your age your parents were teaching you how to use the potty and here you are doing jack shit. You fucking loser

>party

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sounds based and wholesome

My parents didn’t birth me til they were like 30

Here's the song for comparison:
youtube.com/watch?v=Dkk9gvTmCXY

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

i will admit if you turn the speed up to 1.25 you can kind of hear it. same chord progression but its no different to how the beginning of "Nightshift" by the Commodores sounds like "All Night Long" by Lionel Richie. ironic since he used to sing for them

youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM

youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs

It is the most wholesome tradition we have tbf. That and perhaps crayfish parties in august.

Good chuckle

>there’s only like 7 major chords
>there’s millions of songs
>people are surprised when two songs sound alike

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what keeps you lads going

The belief that one day I will have a gf

yep i'm thinking this is it.
can always kill myself tomorrow

Wait so this isn't the place to meet girls?

The thought of finding a lass to settle down and have kids with

*is still best division*

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in age of cowards it's great to see a man stand his ground

>A concurring opinion by Jordan Binnington cited the “ancient roots” of prohibitions against homosexual sex, quoting William Blackstone’s description of homosexual sex as an “infamous crime against nature”, worse than rape, and “a crime not fit to be named”. Binnington concluded: “To hold that the act of homosexual sodomy is somehow protected as a fundamental right would be to cast aside millennia of moral teaching.”

>gets swept

get away from the city, start drinking early, eat well, play lawn games, sauna and swim, light a bonfire at midnight, fish in the early hours

not wanting to die tbqh

RPH

RPH

KKD

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REAL KAAPO KAKKO HOURS

>tf
>tp

So when is Trump nuking Seattle?

I mean, there's no way we can let the Pacific division get any gayer.

What's the scouting report on Kaapo Kakko

>just about 17 more hours until the draft

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who is this slut

Tamamo from fate. I recommend not playing the games because they’re gachas

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Like have you seen the colours they're using for their jerseys?
nhl.com/seattle
I feel gay just looking at it.

how much have you drank tonight?

It's a new trendy color scheme, glitch colors
The Miami Marlins changed to a similar color scheme for no particular reason this past offseason
It's like purple and teal in the 90s
They probably go to some kind of boring blue and green after like 10 years

rph

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Kaapo Kakko will DESTROY McMeme

I had some almond milk earlier.

why did he do this?

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so theyre going to be salmon and baby blue? yeah pretty gay

is it good?

I mean it's no cashew milk.

this year's draft class is a bust

Kappo K(a)kk(o)

Mr. Subban get down!

I don't get it.

Didn't have a thought, lads.

>Västerbotten cheese pie
fucking hell it looks delicious

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kappo is the lead singer from goatmoon

Oh right, how could I have forgot?

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for HOCKEY, not group memes. Take this shit to Yea Forums. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, their pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass.

Ya boiling

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for HOCKEY, not group memes. Take this shit to Yea Forums. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, their pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass.

have sex

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for TAYLOR SWIFT, not group memes. Take this shit to Yea Forums. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, their pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass.

Can someone give me a quick reminder what happened in the hot summer of '92?

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for TACO BELL, not group memes. Take this shit to Yea Forums. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, their pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass.

I had sex once

kwab

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I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for TACO BELL, not group memes. Take this shit to Yea Forums. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, their pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass.

>Well Doc, it looks like we got ourselves a meme thread going on down here. Back up to you.

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I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /hoc/. This isn't hockey culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for TOUHOU, not group memes. Take this shit to Yea Forums. None of you will ever get pucks deep, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance on the rush, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers in this general will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There is hockey on right now. "But I don't follow the Wild, their pedophiles." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other general or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave /hoc/ and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. /hoc/ culture my fucking ass

based touhou poster

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Trump is bout to be over like Nash in 92

based big sexy

>Muh Hitler
sad!

based leaf

I could honestly go for a Taylor Swift and a Taco Bell right about now.

Just the one taco bell?

I mean it's pretty late.

peel me FROM THE SKIN
tear me FROM THE RIND
does it MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW

I absolutely love this shit on Yea Forums. This is bro culture, this is sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You bros realize this is a board for COCK, and nothing else. Take a shit on /r9k/. You could get a girlfriend, but come here to talk about your bro, dont miss out on it. The other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board WILL hit you up. "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out, and thats a good thing. There are bros here right now. "I'm not attracted to girls, theyre boring." Well guess fucking what? We care. If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other bros, do it here and down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You bros need to save this board and cum on my back. You have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture, fuck my ass.

>mudvayne
you faggots really really really need to get into some better music

We get it, you like post punk

It is, my favorite pie there is hands down tbf

is kakko nervous tonight or is he sleeping fine?

just a fine nervousness as he sleeps

like what

youtube.com/watch?v=BE9CXWV1alg
the only good numetal band

youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc
The only good punk band.

them and korn desu

youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE
The only good metal band.

when will the pain end, burgerbros?

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based, godsmack is also a great metal band

that's music for fat incels desu

bing.com/profile/history?FORM=EDGEHS
The only good rapper.

>good riddance
>punk
>slipknot
>metal

500

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qKNlcUwKs
Sorry, my bad.

next they're gonna talk about how much they love bam margera and razor scooters

New

slipknot is for literal fags

Hey, what does Kakko do whenever he's in the bathroom?
He takes a Krappo.
(Please forgive me)

Having sunset on midsummer. Sunshine belt as fuck.