ASTROS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

lmao but you might be pulled in trying to small talk for like an hour after the meal. or at least that's what I experienced, shit's annoying.

I'll suggest we leave and invite her back to our apartment to "meet our dogs" and "have coffee" if that occurs.

good stuff, and I want this to be a long game myself. I love when yankees face good teams and it lasts awhile (like normal red sox games). just feels different but good

>opener in the first game of a 4 game set vs an elite team
fug

is everyone on the assblows a manlet or what

chad "chad" green is 5-0 as an opener
and then we have our elite bulk pitcher, Nestor Cortes.
The stros have never seen a 1-2 punch like these guys.
their whole front office tonight is like "who the fuck is nestor cortes"

they are 5-0 when doing this meme shit

>who the fuck is nestor cortes
to be fair a lot of Yankee fans would say the same hahaha

they have scouting reports on every manlet in the league so they probably know all about nestor

>YES TV broadcast is 2 outs behind the stream
god dammit

A STANTONIAN strikeout

stanton will never get another hit for the rest of his career

nice one cortez

you cannot stop the machine

gary is fucking scary

And this is our 4th-best home run hitter

A STANTONIAN stand up double

Heh nuthin personnel kiddo

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God damn it

Test

This weather has been shit this past week. Thanks drumpf

GLEEBS
GLEEBS
GLEEBS

PLEASE DONT RAIN OUT AND GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

JUST
DOIN
HIS
YOB

>the most powerful groundskeeper in the mlb

did pooston go back to having no fans or what

Fuck the ASStros lol

YOU CANNOT STOP THE FUCKING MACHINE.EVER.

HE CAN'T BE STOPPED

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DJ "Literally better than Machado" Lemahieu

LIFETIME CONTRACT

Lindsey poster checking in from restaurant bathroom. Ok this is epic.

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Was at the game yesterday for that Hawaiian dicking, and I come home from work to this?
Bueno.

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>asstros

Tarp crew so efficient, I like it

Very poor choice of words

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Now Michael Kay will have time to argue with knuckle draggers on twitter

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they are just getting on michael kays level

days like this might be annoying but I still won't ever want a roof over yankee stadium or any future versions of it. any other team it doesn't matter but it's the yankees. tradition matters. to me at least

staunch tradition is literally part of the appeal of this franchise, so I get you

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TARP IS COMING OFF LADS

win in the bag, then. let's get it

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these threads were way more lit last year wtf happened its not like the astros suddenly became a bad team

guess most people got more cynical after that gradual decline that started right around now last year

they're probably waiting longer before they really buy in

if you're talking about aastro fans, they probably feel complete after one chip and decided to move on to other things. for yankee fans, I get a sense people in our group are older, and year by year they simply just leave Yea Forums. I'm a manchild so I'll be here til the site dies

this thread has about the average amount of yankees fans that are in every one but there has not been a single pro astros post in here its odd considering how good they are

Texans don't really give a shit about anything other than football and soccer

>soccer
really?
wonder what happened to that astros animeposter

>asstro

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>really?
Like 30% of Texas' population is Mexicans

>and soccer

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The Mexicans man. Mexico's national soccer team tours in Texas for a reason.

If he is a yankees fan he is the biggest cuck in the world because he literally played a hardcore red sox fan in a movie

>Pauly: that's a deep message huh?
>Michael: oh yeah

Idk how much actors really care about that stuff.

uh oh

Might be time to pull Cortes, rain delay probably fucked with him

Nestor noooooo you were the chosen one. It’s okay goblino, I still love you.

the delay fucked up his flow, time to pull him

time for a STANTONIAN STRIKEOUT

Feels like half the pitchers in the league can hit triple digits these days

beautiful swing gleeby

hammerin cameron!

tick tock maybin...

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It's just like with Frazier, I want him to stay but there's no room for him in the lineup.

unironically dfa gardner maybin is the same level of defense but can actually hit

wouldn't they just send nestor down though?

>getting rid of the team's designated scrappy white guy
How dare you

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Maybin_irl

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the yankees would never let go of somebody that has been with them this long. legacy stay, even though he isn't a legend.

is there any way for him to stay on the team? everytime this gets brought up on air they make it seem like theres options but maybe theyre just blowing smoke up our ass

gotta rid them of either holder or some other shitter but boone is addicted to shitty bullpen arms for some reason. guess the analytics people and himself place more importance on bullpen. bullpen and power hitting, das it

parrot man

its a done deal then. as shitty as holder/cessa are, the extra arm will be way more useful than an extra bat especially with judge back tomorrow

bye maybin ;(

I missed you guys

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For a few minutes I thought Warwick got us shut down

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

Meadows just hit one about 500 feet. Expect us.

we still have lemahieu

A STANTONIAN hustle single

>7-2

how the hell did they not score there

dude...

Why is Hale still in the game

>le 2-7 team
nah

Hale should've been out of the game yesterday

dude what if i JUST

>another inning for hale
absolute dude

DUDE

holy shit maybinn, you gotta be alive to still play baseball. risking it all to be a yankee

this is somehow a very ugly game

That could have been a really bad fall

Come the fuck ON DUDE

it's funny watching the yaks bullpen fail to get outs conintually

Are you going to change your name to Montreal Steve

2 (TWO) AND 7 (SEVEN)
now turn your fucking trip back off

>Steve of Montreal & Tampa Bay
oh no no no no no...

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You do know the team would still play games in a brand new Tampa Bay park as well ? Smh..

funnier than seeing your "ace" get 1(one) out before being pulled from the game

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Some quick post the pasta

YANKEES. WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE YANKEES.WIN!

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PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGAAAA

>maybin pushing gardy away
too symbolic

someone pls cap that

>disastros

JUST

>inb4 hale and cortes are the ones sent down and all the fears would be for nothing