/oro/ # 8

burritos but with lavender instead of chicken and roses instead of beans and guacamole

Sounds like a case of shit hitting the fan, hopefully not Venezuela-tier.
Good luck and hope it gets better.

cayese puto, focus on la porcentual

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fucking hell lad i'm diamonds

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>Sounds like a case of shit hitting the fan, hopefully not Venezuela-tier.
It's Ortega tier, the president will come out unscathed but he didn't help himself here.

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Don't worry breh, have been doing this for 2 years ;^)

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>martinicas vs bermudas
how exciting!

>5 friend request from nips on splatoon
>sent me lil hearts and some message I don't understand

I hope it's a qt gf de japón-pón

I wish I could buy her some BERMUDAS to my cousing MARTINICA

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Most likely some dark-skinned Filipino boy.

>tfw no latias gf

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he sent me this, what says there?

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where is english-teacher-kun when you need him?

uwu kawaii banzai anime kamikaze subaru ramen noodles

>*the virgin Copa America vs THE CHAD /ORO/
Why can't south americans have sex?

I only know that "wwwwwww" stands for lol

lmao he is talking shit at you bro

I remember this qt

I'm here. I'll post progress later. When I feel like it

for the collage

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I didn't realize Nicaragua was this bad

killing it as always ;^)

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Who Costa Ric/a/ here?

Game starts in 1 and a half bong.

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fucking kek

my sides

basado

am dead kek

>some sort of soft privatization regarding education and healthcare
why do your people not love Wall Street funded Freedom of School Choice™ and Health Insurance Liberty™?

we love it here, we love to get our shit privatized. I enjoyed spending $2000 to get basic dental work yesterday, it was fucking cool and made me feel so free and prosperous

>Yea Forums
disgusting

I'm supporting only my hilo latino hermanos on gold cups, ahem fuck usa fuck canada fuck whoever isn't talking spanish on gold cup!

Nice goal

>that 18 december 2018 post
AMIGOS

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wow

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stay mad mae.

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gib milkies pls

Imagine losing a game and getting aids all in one day

>last place of group

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???

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TOUSSAAAAINTT

LOOOOOOUUUVEERTUUURE

SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ

Imagine paying this much money for a pile of shit that isn't even good for manure.

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You aren't fooling me. I know there's a pokemon under those "buttcheeks"

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>Haiti winning

move your ass Nicos

>the state of Nicaragua

Based HAITIAN BVLL

>Haiti winning

This is your country under communism

Great song
youtube.com/watch?v=Jli1gW37fqk

God damn it!
Get it together Nica bros!!!

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>losing to Haiti
Pack it in Nicaragua, you're not gonna beat Bermuda either

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for me, it's glaceon

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kek I was expecting to open the video up and find this
youtube.com/watch?v=JlqBcXh231g
still Santana always gets my ass shaking

>cuba does it for free

The Moonflower version is better imo, but it starts with another song leading into it
youtube.com/watch?v=vooYDzYRQTw

>commentary shitting on the game
based

>Jannies of the tournament

you've just reminded me how good those first 3/4 santana albums were
the remaster of the first record is amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=iFvLDAU6EhA

you might want to ditch Cuba

>Nicaragua flag
>just noticed it's a fucking illuminati symbol

are you serious?

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>Haiti lider de grupo
b-bros tengo miedo

Porque las de prepa cada año estan mas buenas?

>semifinals
Haití vs Mexico
USA vs Curaçao

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no shit teen pregnancies are a thing when they wear those slutty uniforms

creo que tambien hay un efecto en el sentido contrario con las de nuestra edad, nosotros nos valoramos mas y ellas se hace viejas e insoportables

what's the age limit in your Latin American country bros?
asking for a friend

Who is this?

I'm fairly confident >we can beat Haiti, thank you very much

depends on the state, there's some lawyer mexianon than knows about this stuff

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some states have it at 16, others at 14

based

>14
really? damn that doesn't sound like a good idea

You can fuck until 12yo in some states, if you have the conscent of the parents and you give something in exchange aka traditional arrangement of marriage, below that you go to jail no matter what

My dick would disagree.

Yeah, definitely

BASADO
I should visit Mexico

>centracas iluminatis

creo recordar morras con cuerpo de diosas, pero no que fueran tan sugerentes como las de ahora

>sudacaball exposed as a meme thanks to copa america
>the last wc winners have all been yuropeans
>less and less sudaca stars in top yuro teams
Shit, never thought south american futbol would die in my lifetime. With that said I for one gladly welcome our yuropean overlords.

>Porque las de prepa cada año estan mas buenas?
Evolucion wey, ya que las pinches roasties viejas se vuelven insoportables, entonces para que no desaparesca la raza humana las morras se estan desarrollando mejor en las edades mas tempranans.

wat u drinkan for Costa Rica - Bermuda?

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Agua de sandia pa mi.

I'd drink from her Fanta, if you grasp my metaphor

ice cold water

same as I've been drinking all night
dark fruits and vodka

Nicaragua pls

haha I wonder what could be in those pokeballs!

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pusy juice

For me, it's Sprite

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cheap wine

lmao wtf is this

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that's some revolutionary shit right there

Malvinas are ______

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I've been thinking about my million dollar idea, I want to create a product with ig rosties, canned smell, contact them and elaborate in laboratory a smell mixing their usual perfume or cosmetics with some made up sweat aroma, i know this will work, i'm literally selling air to their followers. Selling a pack of cans with a hand written letter form the girl or some shit like that.

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some meme tech than mexican tv keep pushing so you put your attention in the repetition while they say a sponsor mention

>lucky trips
oh boy, i'm going rich so I could do... pretty much what I do already :(

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Skynet playing sports

let's put this in the collage

CHECKED
you should test the market in Japan. They already have vending machine used panties

girls who break your heart have such a strong scent. That scent is so profound that despite not being able to ever smell it again, nor remember when you smelled it last, it stays dormant yet alive in the deepest recesses of your brain, it's so fucked up.
In my opinion that's how you know you had your heart broken. I'm sure there's some scientific research that can either dispute or corroborate that, but that smell stays forever

if you can find that smell user I'll pay any price

REEEEE

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i believe there is a market for this. Do it lad.
Follow your dreams.

>911= doble destruction digits
>3 = creation, 6 = conservation

hmmmmmmmm

fuck! i know what you're talking about

OH SI, TIME FOR SOME CACA

>mfw can still remember the scent of my ex
It wasn't as heartbreaking now because it was teenager love, but goddamn nigga you got that so right

P U R A
V
I
D
A

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P A N T A L O N C I L L O S

van tan sobrados que mandaron el equipo B

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LET'S GO TICOS

>robin hood fc

>more than one MLS player
>from the worst team in the league
oh nononono

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"fart can" better be in the collage

KEK

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So much money to watch them fail everytime.
By the next year Argentina could worth Even less than that.

Explain further leaf

I can still remember the scent of my first gf, that's fucked up, even though it was a cheap strawberry aquaperfume, it used to make me feel like drunk, never had a chance to compare it with alcohol because I haven't had a beer yet in those years.

see he's marketing a brapp bottle

not even unknown forces are gonna stop this asswhooping...

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Pura vida maes, un poco de belleza tica antes de empezar el partido.

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>chinchilla
wat

this is the national dish of costa rica
se llama GALLO PINTO

es bien?

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>un poco de belleza tica antes de empezar el partido.
post some

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Oh, those. Well damn, why not

I think gallo pinto is only the rice, I have a recipe but never tried to cook

Wait, why is the game delayed?

It doesn't look good tbqh

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Pretty based.

Argentinas ;^)

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What is the thing on the right? It looks like someone jizzed on an orange peel.

They have been doing this with a lot of games, I'm sure TV channel won't like this kek

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we need this in the collage

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Not even a fucking friendly?

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Canada has a soccer team?

me on the left

not even friend zoned...

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it looks like an egg except the rooster and hen that conceived it were siblings

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It means how many times Costa Rica has played Bermuda. Bermuda basically has been too shit to ever qualify for a tournament where they'd meet up, otherwise they play in the Island Tournament.

Sorry, Costa Ricabro, gotta support British Clay. Then gotta support /are Liz/ countries which are Canada and Jamaica. Then gotta support Commonwealth Nations which are Guyana and Tripadvisor and Tribago.

you play friendlies with teams on your level
Bermuda were one the worst teams in the World prior to qualifying for this cup.
And even still qualifying was a massive shock.

THE PTA HAS DISBANDED?

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>gotta support British Clay

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kek
is that a juggalo?

>he has a vuvuzela
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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This. Bermuda are the worst ranked team in the tournament. Martinique isn't an official FIFA Member, so they arguably are.

What? Bermuda is a British Overseas Territory (PC term for colonies that didn't leave) So why wouldn't I want /are/ clay to win?

we ready for this CRC - BERMUDA GAME LADS?

Ice cream sounds pretty good right about now.
Instead, I ordered pizza...
Fuck.

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expecting rape, at least 5-0

Jonté Smith plays for my club. He's played 2 mins for my club since he was bought in January. I hope he plays some more but I don't think he will. Did he play against Haiti?

Collagefag here, Did I forgot something?

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I am not

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I want Ticos to win but I'm feeling a Bermudas surprise

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If Costa Rica don't win by 3 goals, they suck dick. They're the best team in that group.

Cobrar tu sueldo

should it really be this full when the group stage isn't even over yet

Don't confuse me with the literally semen slurping fag

>ignoring that Bermuda has only ever played 1(ONE) Gold Cup match in history
Fucking Haiti has won the Gold Cup once. We're just glad to be here.

I'll be capping so if anything interesting comes up... we will see.

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Is an tuna a athlete?

Nigga

cute baby :3

I can enlarge it later. I'll probably make smaller the part at the end too
Thanks Keylor

>We're just glad to be here.
>We're

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It's there, look again

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Top right corner

>England is represented in >our gold cup

How should I feel about this.

que enano es mc donald

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Jesus those Bermuda players look really excited to be here lol

fun fact: Lena Headey/Cersei in Game of Thrones was born in Bermuda.

she is the only Bermudan the world knows.

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Shit, my bad.

I am ready for murderball

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MI SANGRE POR SERBIA
HORA DE MATAR CRORATAS

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>Martinique has they're own flag
>their football team have their own flag
>the French flag was shown in the Cuba game
Why?

for me is triangle

One of my friends from college is from Bermuda

stream?

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wait - my stream only comes in as soon as the ball is kicked.

Did the really play God Save the Queen for Bermuda's national anthem?

That's hilarious.

"soccer streams reddit" find the costa rica game and there's a shit ton of links

Probably not an official flag.
Like Northern Ireland.

who's playing

>in 2014 World Cup qualifying Haiti was 4-1-1 with a +15 GD
wat

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>Costa Rica's emigration is the smallest in the Caribbean Basin and is among the smallest in the Americas. By 2015 about just 133,185 (2.77%) of the country's people live in another country as immigrants. The main destination countries are the United States (85,924), Nicaragua (10,772), Panama (7,760), Canada (5,039), Spain (3,339), Mexico (2,464), Germany (1,891), Italy (1,508), Guatemala (1,162) and Venezuela (1,127).[7]

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BASED. FLY THE FLAG FOR US LADS. OLDEST COLONY. NEVER FORGETTI.

Why is it? They're a colony, they are self-governing with a representative in UK parliament. They are a British territory. Their National Anthem is God Save The Queen. If only other places had as much loyalty as them. Places like Gibraltar changed their flags. So did Canada.

I really want a burger right now

Costa RIca vs Bermuda
quality game right here

Devils Triangle vs RIch Coast.

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Reminder

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>scoring chance
wew

KEEP COSTARICA GREAT

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>Why is it?
>God Save The Queen
>Why is it?

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>a fucking boat on a marshmallow ocean

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Costa Rica already looking like shit lol

If we had Rel/Pro they'd be going back to USL Championship lmao

Northern Ireland uses its own flag in football. I dunno why the USA displayed the national flag and not the footballing flag. Shrug.

>tfw no Costa Rican ass to eat

I just want a gf to cuddle lads but I just can't find one

wtf costarica

>LAFC killing it

imagine if Mexico had Vela in Copa Oro

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They unironically lost to the Red Bulls C team in their last game before joining MLS lol

May be collage worthy.

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>Cincinatti losing its MLS spot to Louisville
fucking kek

>blackman
>He's actually black

Forgot to reply, that in May 2019, Martinique got a territorial hymn and flag for sports, cultural and international events. Therefore, USA used the National Flag due to dint of it being a French department, rather than the correct sporting flag. Boy, I sure hope somebody was fired for that blunder.

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Why are all the niggas melting already?
I thought islands were hotter than Texas

lmao

This would be kek worthy. I would unironically watch the MlelS if they implemented this.

>Shoot your Shot
Fucking kek, how can burgers be so cringe?

Costa Rica can level with the team we are facing, so if its a shitty team we play shitty.

>Martinique got a territorial hymn and flag for sports, cultural and international events.
Well shit, might as well just get independence, no?

Dude it's fucking hot as shit in Texas right now

Literally nobody in this country cares about soccer or Martinique. The island may be a great place, but its infamy in the US is as part of a Beach Boys song. Thinking they'd catch the problem and/or do anything is ridiculous.

and if the team is good we level to its weakest link

Texas dry heat kills every nigger

for me, it's tallinna kalev

commentary going full /x/

Nah. Largely the reasons these places exist is for military reasons, economical and various other reasons, mostly political. So doubtful. France was more willing to hold onto its colonies. Wish UK had taken such views. Alas.

I mean it's understandable since it only changed last month, but as far as I know Wiki articles use the Snake Flag of Martinique for football matches, whilst the new flag was meant to be used instead of the French flag to avoid confusing people. However, since the Wiki article, when you google Martinique, has the French flag as their flag, my guess is the guys in your sporting graphic department didn't go further than that. Which is fair. I hope somebody pointed this out to them.

It's much hotter in Texas, and it really isn't that much dryer.

>Costa Rica haven't scored already
They're taking this as a joke aren't they

kek no

WEW, Costa Rica really went to shit. It's incredible that 5 years ago this very same team could have eliminated Netherlands and played a World Cup semifinal

It's just how we do

>In 2010, just under 3% of the population is of black African descent who are called Afro-Costa Ricans or West Indians and are English-speaking descendants of 19th-century black Jamaican immigrant workers. Another 1% is composed of ethnic Chinese, and less than 1% are Middle Easterners, mainly of Lebanese descent but also Palestinians. The 2011 Census provided the following data: whites and mestizos make up 83.4% of the population, 7% are black people (including mixed race), 2.4% Amerindians, 0.2% Asians, and 7% other/none.

VAMOS CAREPICHAS ANOTEN UN PUTO GOL

que dijo?

and I thought our national team was shit

This is the new Martinique flag. At least for cultural, international and sporting events. Doubt it'll replace the French flag as the official flag of the place. France is autistic about that shit. Unlike UK who goes 'sure, whatever lads'.

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>when your country is so full of shitskins they actually just count halfies as white
I know that feel, bro

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>I know that feel, bro
Burger...

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The US officially considers you 'white' if you're from the native peoples of Europe, Middle East and North Africa.

that ayy lmaos kidnap ships and planes in Bermudas

Me cago una y mil veces en Elias Aguilar

Martinique, an overseas territorial collectivity of France located in the Caribbean, has no flag with official status other than the French national flag. The local council (Collectivité territoriale de Martinique) has adopted a flag in 2019 to be used in international events to represent Martinique sports team, cultural association, and other bodies.
The frenchies didn't like it

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck

redpill me on Bermuda

see
We also consider a person white if they're from Latin America but just identify as "white Hispanic." So I know that feel.

TFW this should already be 2-0

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dude weed lmao
british protectorate
uses US dollars because our tourism is approximately 150% of their economy
still has their own currency anyway
actually pretty awesome

What Did He Mean By This?

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>So I know that feel.

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I shit tons in the Saprisele

>Matosas

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Holy shit they're soaking wet on their own sweat.
I'll never understand how some people like summer over winter.

no idea I don't speak landscaper

Fucking Good catch but FUCK!

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>anime

>I don't speak landscaper

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It's a British Overseas Territory, with a representative in UK to cover issues like 'send help we're being invaded'. It is incredibly expensive. They use dollars as their currency. It is the oldest British colony, as in, the first place we took on the way to North America. They decimalised in 1970, before UK, meaning they switched to their own currency based on the American Dollar. It's 1:1. Only other thing I can think of is, it has nice waters, protected by a natural reef barrier that reduces effects from poor weather and is largely black.

NO NO NO NO NO

sweaty buttholes and feet

Let the rape begin!

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>no more snakes

yikes

Shit my stream is far behind

deja de postear esa mierda de anime hijueputa rarito

CAM ON SCORE SUM FAKING GOALS MAES

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CONCUSSION INCOMING

ya era hora carepichas

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>largely black
basado

why would amerifarts even go there?

hagame

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budget Hawaiii

Mira mae

>rarito
is this some millennial faggot word los cool maes use nowadays?

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Yeah but, in our case at least, UK was very exploitative of their territories. France has a better history of taking care of their colonies, that's why they still have Martinique, Guadeloupe and Saint Martin in the Windward Islands (which are arguably the most valuable islands as a collective)

>Down again
Why is this fucking chink so incompetent

RARE
A
R
E

thicc

I thought I got banned or something lad

Nice

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Ingles

>esta sele

vergüenza

rightful English clay

We're shit.

>Why is this fucking chink so incompetent
It's your fault, you guys pissed him off by refballing japan against uragay and so now he's taking revenge by taking down the site.

Our food is uninteresting, but good.

Spanish commentary going full /x/ again

Christ, I can't believe it took this long to score 2.

>Bermuda lost their goalie in the triangle
What a shitty goal to let in.

What a shitty goal.

GOT DAMNTI BERMUDA

...

Try
Casado
Chifrijo
Vigorón

lol

That wasn't even refball.

ERA LOL

If Costa Rica draws this holy shit

gay

No, rice and beans cooked together

Still 1-0?

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>Vigorón
And some of you fags have the GALL to claim you have nothing to do with Nicaragua culturally

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2-1 Costa Rica

Game of the Cup right here

How is that dude even a keeper

HOLY shit Haiti is going to fucking destroy CR

vigorón is nica, also there are nicas in this country, he is nica.

not really just try harder,

platain with cheese god tier (add wine if you want to impress)

olla de carne can be greatly improved

picadillos should be the national dish standard

arreglados are tasty too, I'm going to ask my grandmother to make me one next time I see her

It's good mae didn't say it was shit. It's just not as interesting as the food in Mexico or Peru or Spain or Japan etc.

lel I thought Costa Rica were good

R A R E

100% this

Good lord Ticos. You're lucky Bermuda can't finish, you're letting them control this game

Try patí

Why we don't have R A R E flags on /ligamx/?

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do they have chupacabres in Costa Rica?

You're both wrong, all CA cusines are god-tier comfort food

no, but we have nicas tho

nice proxy faggot

Comfort food does not mean interesting though, but you are right it is god tier comfort food. It's because it's good farmer food, usually very fresh with high protein, and keeps you full

No, but cadejo, cegua, headless priest, oxenless carriage... lol

We're a tax haven where your elite hides all their money and in return we send you our underclass to go on welfare. 30% of the Population is white, about half of that is Portuguese. Lots of Filipinos now too.

ERA

How's life around there? How many retarded "wow Bermuda triangle" tourists do you have to deal with on a weekly basis?

No Era. Based Ref

Copa Oro doesn’t have var sinson? What the fuck why are we so shit

CAM ON BERMUDA U CAN DO IT

LOL

BASED REF

If you've been watching Copa América you should know it's better that way.

I did ayahuasca with my sister and had visions of la cegua

CAM ON INGERLAND ISLAND, SCORE SAM FOOKING GOALS!

Mostly abroad I get the Bermuda Triangle thing. Ridiculously high cost of living but high wages, fat American tourists stay far away from my NEETpad.

Nah it's just your sister

It's uninteresting to you because you probably grew up with those ingredients and flavors and find them mundane.
For an American or Brit, or hell a conosur sudaca, all the fruits and vegetables and combinations of flavors used in CR food is probably interesting and unusual.

Maybe living here (Florida) has changed my perspective too much. Any time """Latin""" food is mentioned, it's usually Caribean Island food or Colombo-Venezuelan dishes which is nothing like what I associate with my culinary identity. I've therefore come to regard Central American dishes and flavors as very unusual compared to what is exhibited as "normal" latin food elsewhere

Bermuda Triangle It makes people disappear
Bermuda Triangle Don't go too near
But she Doesn't see my angle
And she thinks I'm being dumb
So Bermuda Triangle
Here we come!

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someone gif that ball to the face

lol

BASED

based. The Portuguese there are probably from Azores and Madeira. I want Bermuda to win now

>the virging ayahuasca user vs THE CHAD CUM EATER

you niggas stop doing astral shit with external memes, your body has everything you need to fly throught the stars

this

local ingredients can add nice twist to foreigners

platain with cheese or pasta
tiquisque kluskies with olla de carne
yuca (cassava) with pork scratchings

nah, she turned into a toad, while people flung shit at her

FOR FREE

2 years and counting

>tfw no Commonwealth games football tournament

But var shitpost is based as fuck

tru

Try "sorbetera" ice cream

boring game...
board goes down...
couldn't even shit post...

fuck.

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Based dirty hippy

cas and natilla top tier

Him & Jona pissed me off, they still had it to make it in europe and they opted for shitty mls.

Si yo fuera moot, estas cosas no pasaban, lo haría hasta gratis

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for me?
FOR ME?
its my moms helados de mora

Try "picadillo de arracache"
Or try "picadillos" in general

>probably from Azores

Pretty much all of them

>moot
Quien?

Conoce

Is tico natilla similar to our manjar, if so it's probably top tier?

didn't know your mom's pussy came in different flavors...

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mi novio

no our natilla is sour cream

Try green mango with lizano

QUE ES ESA PICHA NEGRO HIJUEPUTA

AY LMAOOOOOOOO

>That trollpost
kek

fucking Univision faggot was talking about the Bermuda triangle

fuuuuuuuuuck

fucking kek

>mayron george

Where did this negro came from. Is he from Perez or some shit team here?

I just muted my univision stream and played a game.

everything is better with Lizano, I even put it in a Bloody Mary

Try chorreadas

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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europe from the start

COSTA RICA KEK

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Try deez nutz

Try prestiño

God what a shitty ref

so i can bang 16-18 year olds in Mexico, no problem?

bout Honduras?

This.

I will risk a beheading for this

14/15 to 18 = with girls conscent in some states
12 to 14/15 = with parents conscent in some states
below 12 = jail no matter what

>with parents conscent in some states
>hello Sir can I fuck your 13 yr old daughter?

It's Mexico, they probably just pay them a few shots and they're good.

>Bermudas shoot 13 times
>1 Goal

Well fuck, another Mex-USA final incoming

assuming you're american, you can't bang anyone under 18 abroad or you're going to jail

kek a bit elaborate here gib parents a truck or some lands, so you can marry the girl and shit, still doing like this in poor states

Don't let him fool you. Anything below 18 and if you are an adult is jail by federal law. Not that our justice system can make you pay

Try
"empanada de chiverre"
Itabo picadillo
Sobado
Enyucados

Try pitaya ice cream

>Nayib Bukele on AMLO
“Tienen un lujo de presidente, alguien que trabaja día y noche para mejorar a México, va a pasar mucho tiempo para que vuelvan a tener otro presidente así”

oh n ononono no no n on

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Okay nigga cool it with the 'tism

Yep I thinks it’s OUR year la

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Try pejibaye and palmito

Que carajo es AMLO

Carlos Vela and LAFC are playing in the Open Cup if you want to please watch our cup

rowfirst.eu/soccer/kas-los-angeles-fc-san-jose-earthquakes-otda6a3b1?l=1220872928

nuestro presidente de ((((izquierda))))

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try rostov and tang horchata

>vela actually started that game
El Tri on suicide watch?

>already 2nd half
I'll watch anyway. What happens if it's a draw?

thanks

La esposa de Nayib tiene (((orígenes))) muy interesantes ummmhhhhhhhhhh

Is based Fito playing?

>having drummers
based

I don't think anyone's watched an open cup game all the way till the end to see what happens if there's a tie.

Who is Lamar Hunt?

la esposa de AMLO es nieta de un general nazi KEK, en los medios pronuncian su apellido Müller como "Muyér" en vez de "Miuler"

The legendary inventor of soccer

LAFC has some rowdy fans

OT and penutlies
bench
grandson of an oil magnate who used his blood money to fund lots of sports teams including keeping MLS teams afloat in the 2000s

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>tfw no scary aggressive hooligan gf

Fucks sake. Shouldnt have passed

>scary aggressive
They're just try hards. For some reason the 2nd team in NY and LA fans think you have do that shit to be a real fan. Its no better than the supporter LARPing

this is by far the best San Jose has played under Almeyda. not their best game, but the level of play is finally coming through

Almeyda almost quit weeks after getting the job because he thought the quality wasn't good enough, but it seems to be working

go to sleep nigel

there is only one team in LA amigo

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I only just woke up

>those SoCal 3s

feel like an idiot yet?

also:
Carlos "Fuck Mexico" Vela

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Actually, France was the worst colonial power. France made sure they taught their colonies nothing, keeping them backwards and not able to govern themselves. Look at Haiti, Vietnam and West Africa. The other territories would not break away after seeing what happened to them. Screw France. The British colonies seem to be quite alright with most of them keeping the union Jack in their flag, showing that they are proud to have once been in the world wide British empire.

>that tummy

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lovely tummy, would eat a pingüino marinela with icecream out of that belly

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From that tummy I'm guessing she didnt finish that beer

this

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thank you for watching our Copa, frens

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>tfw no cute gf de barra

Better than our shitshow

It says "Wow you're good! Please tell me how i can get 4 deaths! Scrub lol" so basically he's saying you're bad at the game

nigga, Im sure he's saying than I made a quadrakill

Brave British Bermuda

based

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I never get to learn the whole poke-rap

I've noticed Souf Americans seem to value a nice stomach over bum and boobs, why is this?

Since our 3rd world lives makes us watch big bellies because of bad nutrition, a well toned and beautiful tummy is always nice to see and enjoy

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He called you "kasu" at the end which means scrub and then he laughed at you. Trust me im japanese i know

o-oh, thanks

Isnt she a little old for Pokemon? Grow up, lady!

and of course the yuro wants to kill all the fun

mientale su madre en español para que se aplique el pinche chino de mierda

Supongo que ya lo humillé lo suficiente en el juego kek, acepté su solicitud pero ni me quedé con su nickname

good good
>tfw all my jap friends from llsif are good lads
feels totemo kimochii

Thanks for the explanation, it's one of the main reasons I always check in on Liga MX threads desu.

Nice, I have at least 1 friend request per week from japs, they tend to celebrate with me the crazy shit I do in the game. Never received something mean until tonight, probably nigga got salty.

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>llsif
what do you do in this game?

I know, it's a very underated fetish, many kinky things to do there~

its just a rhythm mobage
>play events
>get cards
you can also spend shekels on it but no way im doing that when my luck levels are bretty gud

Lord have mercy

interesting, do you thing I can play this game with 1gb of ram on my phone kek?

For me, it's Curacao

French --> 4 g, 9 pts (2.25 ppg), +2
Spanish --> 11 g, 18 pts (1.64 ppg), 0
English --> 8 g, 9 pts (1.13 ppg), -1
Dutch --> 1 g, 0 pts (0 ppg), -1

Spanish - English (El Salvador vs. Jamaica) and Spanish - Dutch (Honduras vs. Curacao) play today

Dutch can overtake English if Curacao beats Honduras, and can overtake Spain if Jamaica beats El Salvador

Nicaragua vs Haiti
youtube.com/watch?v=HBgxQ36Aiag

Costa Rica vs Bermuda
youtube.com/watch?v=pa-XC3PlfwQ

>grew up
You're failing to distinguish between good and interesting while at the same time explaining away why I'm saying that.
Never been to Guate. Maybe your food is awesome in every way. But while you can always come up with counterexamples, on average, the food here is pretty bland. There's a reason you can get Mexican food, Sushi, Italian, French, and so on everywhere in the world. There's a reason 5 of the top 50 restaurants in the world are in Lima of all places. Yet aside from Los Angeles, I bet you cannot find Guatemalan food anywhere outside of Guatemala.
So "our" Central American food is neither popular worldwide nor part of the elite cuisines, nor is it secretly popular among the middle.
None of that makes it bad. And the world could do with more plantains, but our food is mostly uninteresting.

I know you're probably not there any more, but you realise St Lucia was originally French, right? Any 'exploitive' would have been done by France. The UK largely did not exploit Caribbean because the money switched from them to India and to a lesser degree the spice islands. The French just refused to give people self-determination and when they resisted, fought wars (Algeria, Vietnam etc). The fact 17 nations still have the Queen as Head of State and more have the Union Flag on theirs shows that the French weren't that great. Haiti is a prime example of why the French weren't liked. The UK wasn't perfect but a lot of 'Grrr I hate UK' has been based on memes and myths spread down the years and not based on actual historical accounts and ignores the good things they did. Vietnam is a shithole still, but India is a growing superpower. Hong Kong is one of the richest places on the planet, but Algeria isn't.

BOTANAS

I'm a native, and I do know that the French were first to establish themselves. By exploitative, I'm not talking about resources or port power but just governing in the new age. Haiti is a terrible situation, and my post wasn't made to celebrate France either. However, towards the end of their control over Saint Lucia it didn't seem like the UK had the people's best interest to heart. There was also a lot of bureaucracy that cramped the speed of handling island affairs, and many talented well spoken politicians who made the case for independence all the more enticing.

I can't speak for British territories in the Caribbean, but a Martinique resident gets a lot of benefits while having reasonable governance. Whenever someone talks about Saint Lucia's journey to Independence, everyone thought that it was the best decision and they would also say that Martinique and Guadeloupe, especially, are well governed countries.

For the record though, the British are quite liked here. They have a good concept of what manners are and that's a big thing here.

Can Curacao win a game?

*ahem*
fuck monarchists

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Post more brappers

tbf most pokefags are adults at this point, kids now only care about minecraft and fortnite

>4 more cubans defected
Lel, By friday they will have to play with 10 or some shit

Kellie Maloney she's on instagram

Why are you nerds talking about history haha

blah blah blah football blah blah blah who gives a shit
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY GIVE ME THIS GIRLS NUDES RIGHT THIS SECOND OR I WILL DO SOMETHING YOU WON'T LIKE!
I know there are some, because she has has onlyfans and i know some of you thirsty fuckers are probably subscribes

So far there has only been 1 person who has left the squad, which was their captain Lopez, and I don't think he's reappeared to say what he's doing, nor has he officially appeared at a government office to apply for political refugee status, so he is still technically traveling on his visa

Most of these "Cuban defections" stories are by right wing Cuban-American propaganda tabloids

>Why are you nerds talking about history

And this is why our country is in the shitter.

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You must be really smart haha

American here.
Brit colonial rule fucking blows.

thanks I missed the NIca vs Haiti game

Been trying to post all day, Google won't let me get past captcha. Posting from my phone. Send help.
Here's yesterday's nicaraguan spaghetti.

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>replaces British aristocratic rule with local aristocratic rule and suffers under it obediently for 300 years

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>topple somewhat stable government
>unleash 600 years of instability and dead
thanks a lot fucking liberals

>he thinks he's the one who's suffered under centuries of American aristocracy

based

fuck that faggot, we couldve been a goat kunt with based maximiliano
>speaking at least 3 languages ( spanish, german and french )
>having good benefits with yurop kunts
>all those qts moving to this kunt
but noooooooooooo indio manlets were a mistake

GRACIAS SAYURITA. EHEHEH

Bump this shit out

what the fuck did you do in Sayurita?

who plays today?

Your mum with my d

Jk bro, I think Jamaica plays Honduras or something. So no important matches today

El Salvador vs Reggea boyz

I hope Bumbaclots win it all this year

Honduras is so fucking shit now. They were always shit but this times they are beyond shit. Like Nicaragua tier

also Honduras vs Curaçao

This meme cup is always shit, user.

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kek

based Curacao will win it all brother

almost there

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I know, Curaçao is the Blank France from Caribbean

HOY PIERDE EL CATRACHO
HOY GANA CURAÇAO

>Banana Cup 2019

ftfy

rude

>NEW NEW NEW

Haha. The UK is full of niggers.

That flag looks like stock vector art, shitty desu mah nigga.

Redpill me on living in the Caribbean. Is it based?

Imagebro, is that you?

CURACAO DID IT THE MADLADS DID IT