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Carolina Edition

CAR: Panthers and Bills reuniting for joint training camp practices in Spartanburg, SC.
CAR: Luke Kuechly ranked No.7 in #PFF50 Best Players entering 2020
CAR: Panthers sign LB Sione Teuhema, waive DT T.J. Barnes
CAR: Panthers subject of All or Nothing season 4, debuts July 19
CAR: Newton and McCaffery rated #1 Rushing pair per #ProFootballFicus
CAR: Preseason games will be broadcasted for free for in-market fans
CAR: Cam Newton’s new throwing mechanics “impressive”

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thedraftnetwork.com/articles/2019-nfl-mock-draft--nba-draft-edition
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Bears

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Tyreek Hill did nothing wrong

Scam will choke. Odd year won't save the Panties.

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CAR: Still not close to winning an owl

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niggas gonna be surprised when lachad dabs on the league again lol

>yfw you realize no good football team south of Baltimore and east of the Mississippi exists

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why is brady smug? he's never beaten Cam?

literally who can stop us?

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Panthers are candidates for being my new favorite team. I’m still choosing since the Chargers abandoned me

Madden devs and animators

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Colts tbH

when is that madden exclusive contract up? they don;t give a fuck anymore.

They really don’t. NFL should bids for a new partnership when their contract is up

Bump

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>Bears’ running back Tarik Cohn was on Mad Dog Sports Radio earlier this week and told host Adam Schein that Nagy will often throw in clips of their brutal loss during team meetings.
>“He just shows us the last seconds of the game. He shows us the crowd’s reaction, our reactions from the sideline, and he just tells us never forget that hurt, you know, and that we want to get back to that place and have a different outcome. So that drives us and motivates to get through the practice every day.”
talk about SHOOK
dont show clips of the last drive on defense and the 4th down touchdown. don't show clips of trubisky lobbing passes to the eagles DBs. keep piling on the cody parkey scapegoat, even though they can't replace him

Man, I miss football.

Me too man, I love college football too it just needs to get here

Reminder Bill's will beat the jets and Gay'veon Bell week 1

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>be bears
>not win a playoff win since 2006
>have huge offseason last year
>healthiest team throughout season
>take league by surprise with talent and scheme
>elite defense and above average offense despite top 20 at best QB
>choke away nail biter against real playoff team with depth players all
over roster
>"we wuz superb owl if not for double doink" - fans, media, coaches, players
>following offseason lose elite DC and net negative on roster talent
>"this is the year guys, we finna superb owl" - fans, media, coaches, players
>hype up trubisky exactly like last year, but its different this time. "extra year in system, weapons need to gel, he's develop, just needs time guys" - fans, media, coaches, players
>STILL shook about parkey
>kicker problem is an absolute disaster
>entire lockerroom, fanbase, media, and coaching staff bringing pressure on any kicker that walks through the door, even though half the drives this year will end in a kick
I don't want to watch, but I can't look away

This is true but gooddell will still suspend him 2 games bc bc

theyre going to lose by 2 points week 1 and have 3 missed kicks and never recover

>not win a playoff win since 2006
I love shitting on the corrupt favela of Chimpcongo as much as anyone but they won a playoff game in 2010

robbie is coming

Jay Cutler > TruBITCHsky

>tfw your team only does well if there are zero expectations
>tfw half of the talking heads are picking you as their “””dark horse””” team
8-8 here we come

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Friendly reminder that I was right last year. Also,
>Best coach
>Best roster
>Best defense
>yfwdbwdso

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Grossman > both

Cutler wouldve won that Super Bowl

ahh true, so only 9 years since a playoff win
>trade draft capital for him
>he cracks as soon as the entire fanbase and media starts giving shit when he misses one
sounds too poetic not to come true

Ravens defense is better

Who said trade?

no it isnt

>he actually thinks this
Sexy Rexy died for our sins and this is how you repay him?

The Toxins are going to booty blast 8 of your teams this year and secure the coveted 16th overall pick in the NFL draft and there's nothing you can do about it.

open your eyes and you shall see

FUCK IT

Yes it is. Always has been and always will be.

>implying the Toxins can be more mediocre than the Bungles
Andy Dalton will finish with the 16th best record and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Nope

I feel bad that Harbaugh is going to waste the last few years of Earl's career.

Still have Cam Newton at QB1?

Good luck next season.

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Better than your shitty QB

Old Bay, what will you do when the Orioles move to Las Vegas?

With his cuck fetish he'll probably still watch them

>better than Tom Brady

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thedraftnetwork.com/articles/which-team-has-the-best-pass-catchers-in-the-nfl

Thoughts?

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>Packers talking about how impressive Trevor Davis is

welp, this season is doomed

Mad about the O's?

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Owen Tu

2 times better at least

Fuck that, there shouldn't be 1 studio in charge of vidya NFL

24 out of 32 teams have made a conference championship game in the last 20 years. The 8 teams that haven't are:
>Cleveland
>Buffalo
>Detroit
>Cincinnati
>Washington
>Houston
>Miami
>Dallass

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agreed

Compare rings.

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Not better per se

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compare physical ability

Brady BTFO

>Brady career PR: 97.6, 4th overall
>Scam 86.4, 30th (T - DAN MARINO)
You know this could not be a more perfect summation of what Newton will accomplish in his career if it tried.

damn....

>colts that high
Absolutely not.
t. Colts fan

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Should I do a 100% run of FF7 one last time before the remake, brehs? What do I name Cloud?

Newton is in his 20s though. Tom is almost 50. I like to compare people at the same points in their careers

He overrates Doyle and Ebron

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Have sex

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Name a more pathetic and embarrassing team

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dilate

The Browns

So you can watch in the corner?

Cam is the one black QB I don’t rag on. He stood during the anthem protests. He does a lot of charity around Charlotte and the Southeast. I can’t hate him. I’m btw so I’m biased

Oh, and he’s a decent QB with those legs of his too

>Born: May 11, 1989 (age 30 years), Atlanta, GA
Cam's got two years left, dude.

Between his knees, his back, and his shoulder the only real question is which gives out for good first.

I mean, they have gone to a Super Bowl.

Browns at least have some ancient history and contributions to the game. Bengals have been nothing but laughing stocks their entire existence

Titans, sometimes I forget they're even a team lmao

>chargers have had less playoff success than the bengals
my sides

I'm a bears fan and doubt we're better than the vikangz receivers

They went to a pair of super bowls and invented the west coast offense.

Dang, I missed his Bday. My point is Cam is a good QB. I said “not better per se” because they’re not comparable. Totally two different styles.

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>reddit bay

>Browns at least have some ancient history and contributions to the game.
They helped cement Elway's legacy and at the same time were responsible for 2 of the biggest chokes in history.

>tfw you're team is forever shit and you don't know why you still watch the NFL

The vikings desu

I know this feel as much as I know the feel of having no girlfriend.

Loins

They should drop “Tennessee” and “Titans” and go by Nashville [something to do music]

sup fellow Vikings fan

Sometimes the Lions play teams that are fun to watch.

Lads how much do sports teams influence cities in which you'll accept employment? I have an offer in northern VA, basically an upgrade in every single benefits/salary category. but it would mean I have to leave my based Jags and trade them in for the fucking redskins.

thoughts?

>The 2018 NFC Championship Game

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>tfw your team wins a super bowl every decade

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How’s my falcons gonna do?

I'm not saying Cam isn't a good quarterback. My point is that Cam isn't going to carry his team to a super bowl victory. We saw him try and fail in SB L.

Take the South, win a playoff game, choke the season away

Wild Card.

As sad as it is, you have to shift priorities. If your team ain’t gonna win a SB, then watch for rivalry games and pulling upsets. If you’re here, you like the game. Watch the game, have fun. That’s the point.

I have more respect for a real fan than Generic SB winning Team Bandwagoner Across the Country #3739264920

>If you’re here, you like the game.
If you follow these threads, off season or not you'll realize this isn't true.

Have a bitter season playing the comparable CAR, take turns with CAR and NO bearing on TB, then watch NO in the playoffs.

I think they'll be better than most people expect. They were only bad last year because of injuries and they had a good draft imo

profootballfocus.com/news/pro-the-nfls-best-pass-catching-tandems-ahead-of-the-2019-nfl-season

Thoughts?

do you honestly think he will force his way out of san fran for nothing, especially after all the udfas have been signed?

>Vikings #1

lmfao, didn't even bother reading the rest.

Bungles were on the list too, lol

>Best Catching Tandems
1. ADAM THIELEN & STEFON DIGGS, MINNESOTA VIKINGS

2. ODELL BECKHAM JR. & JARVIS LANDRY, CLEVELAND BROWNS

3. TYREEK HILL & TRAVIS KELCE, KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

hes been a very good punt returner and has the size and speed over intricacy of the position, which is what lafleur claims he wants
its before preseason though and he probably wont make the team

just wait and see

> 1. Adam Thielen & Stefon Diggs, Minnesota Vikings
AHahahahahahahaha

Just support the jags still and live in NoVA anyways. Theres a shit load of transplants up here. Also if youd even consider trading in your team you're a fake fan anyways. Move to a metro area

>Best Rushing Tandem
1. CAM NEWTON & CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY, CAROLINA PANTHERS

2. LAMAR JACKSON & MARK INGRAM II, BALTIMORE RAVENS

3. KYLER MURRAY & DAVID JOHNSON, ARIZONA CARDINALS

You know you can stream games anywhere in the current year, right?

Combined super bowl appearances: 0

>streaming games is just as good as going to them

this is what basement dwellers actually believe

If JAX is home, then it’s home

do bears fans actually believe this?

This, and you get to see at minimum 8 other teams a year live and in person.

anything can happen

Kelce/Hill are the only tandem to both have +1300 yds receiving in a year
>but sure, thielen and diggs garbage time stats are more impressive

Crawling in my skin

These wounds, they will not heal

Fear is how I fall

Confusing what is real

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Get a job zoomie

>reddit bay

Fix my air conditioner, handyman

Give me $1000 and I will

I'll give you 20 bucks, you fat fuck

sorry dixie friend ily

>chris ballard charitably cuts vintieri so he can sign with the bears
woah...

I'll give you my dick in your ass and you'll like it

Why would I give you a grand for something I can literally YouTube and do myself? You live with your parents and you're become more obsolete by the day

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You go ahead and do it then

>spend 6 hours in traffic or use public transportation with """"urban""""" americans
>spend $100 to get a shit seat next to some obnoxious drunk who will yell in your ear the whole game
>get stopped by security because you're carrying a soda and they can't let you in with it because that's a security risk
>pay $30 for $10 worth of food and drink
>can't watch other games during all the down time between plays, penalties, scores, etc.
>be too hot or too cold
>have work the next day

That's way better than staying at home, watching multiple games and shitposting here.

do not mock the dead

Why did your team pay John Jerry are they laundering money?

That guy from Lincoln Park was a sõyboy faggot. Now Chris Cornell, that was a suicide.

>reddit bay

You weren't even alive when Black Hole Sun came out.

I literally can you fat NEET. Move out of your parents house

Is Bucme dead or something?

does old gay actually live in his parents' house? kek

>young man spergs out with limps flailing
>old Wisconsinite woman doesn't flinch or even really react
The absolute regional subdivision of Panthers fans.

Yes I was and how big of a pleb are you to only know Soundgarden's most popular song

Imagine living in Minnesota or the Carolinas.

I couldn't not imagine a more depressing existence.

>yes cam newton
>not who's there
1/10

He's beaten 6 other teams in Superbowls, though. Can Cam say he's even beat 1?

DANIEL JONEs AND SAQUON BARKLEY

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>Be Iggles
>pay 128 million for a QB who never played a playoff game

Theres nothing wrong with a 33 year old living with his parents.

I haven’t lived in either but I’ve visited North Carolina and it seems comfy.
t. Colorado

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If he’s financially independent and has only moved in to help take care of his elderly parents in their old age, I agree.
We both know that’s not the case here.

Yeah he posted a picture of his dog in his bed once and had like a baseball themed light switch and shit. It was a twin bed too, fully exposed it was really embarrassing

That's just your weed riddled, liberal brain talking.

I’m conservative and despise all the DUDE WEEDs that moved here.

ahahahahaha

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The 9ers gave more to that greasy dago who has done absolutely nothing.

Lads, I don't follow american football whatsoever but Iade a bet with a coworker that the browns won't get 10 wins and that the patriots will have a better record. 50 bucks each. I based this on your memes that the browns are always shit and the pats are always good. Did I fuck up?

why didn't the colts paid free agents?

No, you already won

That great oline is slowly falling apart and I can't wait to see if Zeke can run without one.

If you are refering to based Jimmy G, he will win more playoff games than Wince mark my word.

Enjoy your 50 bucks my nigga

Someone needs to find this in the archive

They kept the majority of their starters so to save future cap I assume.

If they win 10 but the Pat's do better you still lose?

Because this year’s free agent class was extremely overrated and Ballard knows he’s going to have to pay a lot of his core team next season, so he’s leaving cap space for that. And he did re-sign pretty much all of his own team’s free agents.
To specify: this year’s AVAILABLE free agent class was overrated. Out of all the positions Indy truly had need at (Bellfags need not apply), most of the true blue-chip talents were re-signed or franchises by their original teams. The only big-name >we didn’t go for that I wish we had was Landon Collins, and there’s no way Ballard was going to pay what washington did.

Zeke is a bust desu

This but the opposite

>tfw too smart to win the offseason

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what's the opposite of a bust???

name a single player who is not a bust that has at least six super bowl rings

>being a conservative unironically
>in 2019
wew

Should of been an O.J. edition of NFL general. The Juice is loose.

Minnesota is a nice place to live
it's just that rooting for sports here is a Sisyphean existence

>Minnesota is a nice place to live
t. Somali

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Don’t forget to dilate

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Garrop?

I can’t. Only one player in nfl history has six rings and he’s a confirmed bust [spoiler]in Canton[/spoiler]

Have fun in Iran.

based

Nah, it's two seperate bets for 50 each.

>being a söy drinking libtard unironically
>in 2019 Trump Era
wew

>Minnesota is a nice place to live

I'm sure roaches think a dumpster is a nice place to live too

Now we can talk about politics all day, but how about the real issue of why doesn't the NFL count Championships. Shouldn't be only Superbowls.

>oldgay with his trip off trying to seem cool

Trump is being such a pussy with Iran I'm mistaking him for Obama

>2.35 yds/carry in the most important game fo the year
OH nonono

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You lost $100, better luck next time

It was months ago I wouldnt be able to really dig through for it but it was funny. Notice he doesnt even acknowledge it in the hopes that nobody goes back

Reported for evading my filter

>reddit bay

>Thinking the Browns won't just lose one game then have an entire ego collapse

>Trump is being such a pussy
Pretty much how he acts when a woman isn't involved. She's still not locked up, though.

>24/43 158 yards vs Clemson
Oh nonono

>ego collapse
Said the increasingly nervous man for the 100th time

They count about as much as an NFC or AFC championship

MOST PATHETIC TRIPFAGS POWER RANKINGS*
*must be reasonably active in 2019 to qualify or else Sean would be #1 on every list ever made

1a. Bradysknee aka Bradys Sixth Ring
1b. Old Gay aka Reddy Ice
2. Bucme
3. GetAtan
Small gap
4. Turkfag (he counts)
POWER GAP
9001. Berds poster (he also counts)

Reddy ice is a cowshit fan. Hes been around for like 2 years

I thought the turk killed himself after being btfo

>It was her turn.

He was playing behind a holographic OL against a tram where the entire DL was drafted in the 1st rd, and still kept them in the game into 3q. That an absurd game to point at

This is the same franchise who thought Johnny Manziel was going to be a star. Not much to be nervous over.

Imagine thinking the burrs won’t choke

TDK is #1 forever for me. Thad going to jail for cp puts him in contention even tho i kinda liked him

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turkbro is cool, in my book

How good would Zion Williamson be as a TE?

>Mexico

If this were Yea Forums all-time, top 3 are easily:

Sean
Black Star
Joe Flaccos Biggest Fan

Do you have any actual, on the field reasons to doubt them or are you just speculating based on the actions of a team with literally a single player or staff in common with the current browns?

Ok, one week later vs Wake
>17/36 146 yards 1TD/1INT
He then bounced back vs mighty...Temple

New England > All

The entire team is full of egomaniacs and the HC is a cuck that is losing control before camp. The first time they lose 2 weeks in a row the locker room is going to explode

I'd bet money he starts week 1. Winning season in 2020

Mayfield's mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash. That's going to get real old real quick with his teammates.

It sounds similar to what you do here.

Has nobody noticed the leaky sink that is this Brown's oline? They lost their best players and are trying to hold it together with duct tape. The Giants have a better oline now. Receiver talent doesnt matter when defenders are making Baker dance.

I’d put BB, Zangief and Delusional Accuracy in there too.
Oh and LeX (not to be confused with Lexplorer) for sure, but he wasn’t really active in /nfl/.

dont really blaming fans for being excited for the upcoming season, but the extent they will go to justify the wildest delusions is amusing

Exactly. We're all sick of Old Gay too.

I'd guess after the bye week. Giants schedule isn't a cake walk at the start. Hopefully he doesn't ruin Thanksgiving for my bears

Tampa Bay, Atlanta, Kansas City (minus last season), Detroit, Browns, Cardinals (although I like the Cardinals more)

They’re the 2017 Vikings, except the Vikings won a playoff game to justify the hype. Burrs choked from their kicker.

Larry is going up there with Marino to be one of the best players to never win a ring.

I'd rather live and work in a city that has all three, but I'm a Raiders, TB Rays, Memphis Grizzlies and Golden Knights/Florida Panthers fan, so fuck it.

When she gonna be locked up, though? At this point, he should probably just make her Secretary of Defense.

Their best player is bitonio, and they still have him, plus they already had Austin Corbett from last year to be a poor man's replacement for zeitler. I agree that the oline is gonna make or break them this year though, and a lot of pieces are still in question

Fuck I forgot about LeX. What an absolute abortion of a person he was.

>When she gonna be locked up, though?
I don't know, but I do know she'll never be president.

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And you have to pray the injury train doesn't take Bitonio with it.

>the HC is a cuck
Based on what? I've only seen good things from him and everyone hes worked with has nothing but praise for the guy. He seems like a very down to earth guy who loves the game of football

Is everyone forgetting about bb? Sean was clearly #1 but bb and his gay tranny shit was easily #2

Yeah, but that's modern af and they've been around since the 1890s

Good for her, apparently it's the only way to get investigated for crimes and to have your associates locked in jail.

'He' s missed a lot, like the entire offense. I just want to meet him'

Statement to the media after Odell skipped OTAs

Marino, Fitzgerald, Sanders, Moss, LT, Cris Carter, Tony Gonzalez, Dan Fouts, Bruce Smith, O.J., and probably like Deacon Jones are the best to never get a ring.

You seem pretty fixated on this single-player bullshit. It's a team sport.

Calvin Johnson is definitely in that conversation.

>Sanders

Charlie Sanders? Kellen Winslow Sr. is more notable

Barry Sanders

Roger that. Kinda obvious now.

Would you have preferred he cussed him out and said hes gonna give him a detention? They were VOLUNTARY otas, and he wasn't just slacking off. He was doing his own training and was in constant contact with Kitchens. You act like grown adults who play at the highest level of football don't know how to best prepare themselves to play

>reddit bay

basically if the saints safety made the tackle, and the vikings were spared the thrashing in the NFCCG
vikings made splashes in the offseason to give the team morale and still regressed hard. bears, much like the 2017 jags, just rolled with what theyve got and didn't improve at all

He won't start until Eli gets killed.

gottem

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Fucking hiroshimoot

The autism was keeping him alive and he stopped being autistic. Also he was black in a large city. Rip in piece

I remember that shit. It was around when everyone was spamming him with "shoo shoo fatso" and I'm sure he posted it to show he didn't have fat guy legs.

The point is that they're great players that were brought down by their team.

Made me think of this
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“Chiefs Kingdom Drum Deck” being added to arrowhead stadium by section 335

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MAHOMES GETTING THICCC

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Is that a trap on the left? What kind of faggot shaves his legs?

H E F T Y C H O N K

/Bills Owl 2020/

Andy's diet is rubbing off on him.

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based job taking out drones

>chargers have better pass catchers all time

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Hes always been a hefty boy

Is this image supposed to make me hate hicks? It’s having the opposite effect

It's fake, you know that, right?

>Listing Hill as unknown so Chiefs lose first round

lmao

Hick.

There is nothing wrong with hicks

A hick would say that. Have Sex... with non-family members.

I literally just got a blowjob from my non-familial girlfriend.

>CAR: Cam Newton’s new throwing mechanics “impressive”

What, is he finally finding receivers now?

It must be better when she lacks teeth.

I wouldn’t know. She has all her teeth. You should try having sex.

Nice redirect, hick. Does her pa know you're dating his future wife?

looks like Kaepernick

Old Gay saying old gay shit again. Some things never change.

Rexy was resurrected though...and will probably still end up sponging work away from Michel and White again this year

maybe back when they had Keenum

Just make sure you're wearing your teal and black if you make it to any Shitskins games. That way the people around you can at least sympathize with a fan from another shitty team.

>7 Weeks of Away games
>One of which is overseas

TB...know that the rest of the league salutes your bravery. Preemptive moment of silence for Bruce Arians as well...he might not make it home.

B-b-but...the ex-ex-experience though!

The only suicide anyone wants is yours.
So hurry up, please.

No way this should have been allowed to happen. If that was my team I'd be livid

>Lives in Burnsville, Mankato and Apple Valley

No. MN is an overpriced, gross, and full of habeebs and blacks. It was better in the late 90s...now it's pathetic.

You sure do love this meme.
You make sure to post it in every new nfl thread.
It's almost as if you feel some sort of connection to it...

well his spin moves are on point, and im sure he can break a tackle or two. the question is will he have the proper foot gear to not rupture an achilles in training camp

there were talks during the draft of TB trying to swap a few weeks with Buffalo to lessen the away time but nothing ever came of it. the Buccs are in trouble this year :\ I'd hate to be stuck in a multi-year contract with them right now because this might be the season that absolutely breaks them

The Green Bay Packers will LITERALLY win a MINIMUM of 14 games this season.
Their secondary will be top THREE.
Aaron Jones will lead the leagues in YPC AGAIN.
Aaron Rodgers will win his THIRD MVP award.
and the GREEN.BAY.PACKERS. will win the superbowl.
and there's unequivocally, categorically, UNIRONICALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
And you're fucking SEETHING.

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k

>93616999
>people are already replying to this
/nfl/ I thought you were better than this

A guy at work is a buccs fan and i kinda feel bad for him. Never had a good team since the 90s. Forced to cheer a black qb with the iq of a mountain gorilla. And that schedule is just bullshit.

At least they have Arians now, massive amount of respect for that man and I wish he was our coach.

>our

fuck that at least they put one good year together and brought it home. feels fucking bad man.

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>What did Cam mean by this?

yfwdbwdso

use your words zoomer

>Kenjon Barner has more Superbowl rings than Aaron Rodgers

My partner at work is a carolina fan. They've played some damn good foot this last few years, hard to feel sorry for them as I watch the Giants lose in embarassing fashion every week. That Owl was brutal but it's not like your guys are picking top-5 year in-year out.

>imagine still pretending a nigger qb can get the job done.
You’re better off giving osweiler a shot

Travis Frederick is back in action

Tyrod Taylor has as many super bowl rings as Aaron Rodgers

Great, another shit /nfl/ thread.

Guess I will try again tomorrow

Use this

Hey /nfl/ just stopping by to make sure everybody supports Zion Don and Israel! MIGAPEDES RISE UP!

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I can think of no greater honor than to spend another 8 trillion dollars, and to sacrifice another 100 thousand American lives to so that Jews are more comfortable, and able to sleep more sounndy, knowing that they are 1 step closer towards their goal of transforming the Middle East into their vision of Greater Israel.

HAIL TRUMP
HAIL VICTORY
L'CHAIM

Ravens tbqh

You would have never become a janny when moot ran this site. You are luck
y that Hiroshma Nagasaki barely speaks english.

>still has no feeling in his limbs
Ohnonono

...packers tho...

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thedraftnetwork.com/articles/2019-nfl-mock-draft--nba-draft-edition

BASED
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MayG O D

Kenjon Barner got a Superbowl ring from the Pats lol

What about watching other fellas having sex with your wife while she calls you a sissy?

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Nick Chubb is the best back in the league. Very patient and smart runner with lite speed and constantly breaks tackles, regularly makes some spectacular catches and does his job in pass blocking. What separates him from all the other elite backs is that he doesn't have negative plays. He has yet to fumble the ball in the NFL. I don't think hes even had a penalty called against him, let alone allowed himself to be tackled behind the LOS.

It's too early to crown him champ yet. See how well he does this year without Zeitler as guard then maybe he has an argument for best

Too bad he has exploding knees

not elite but p good

Zeitler being there or not doesn't change anything but I'm not evaluating Chubb based on stats but rather I'm evaluating him based on things that Chubb is in control of. The offensive line doesn't make a back bruising or faster, more patient or a better pass catcher. Every team changes from year to year so if we can't evaluate Chubb because the people around him changed then we can't evaluate anyone.

The idea that's too early to consider him the best back is fallacious too and setting a minimum number of years before an evaluation can take place is completely arbitrary. When we compare players to consider who is the best we have to assume they're going to continue performing has we have observed them. It's not a prediction of the future. When I say Chubb is the best back in the league, I'm talking about right now and not ten years from now.

Predictions:
>Brady will be a mid-tier QB this year
>RG3 will be Baltimore's starter by the end of the year
>both AFC wild card teams will be from the AFCS
>Kansas City sophomore slump, Chargers take the west
>NFCE is actually won by Washington somehow
>Pittsburgh absolutely shits the bed along with Lameme, allowing Cleveland into the playoffs
>Nick Foles is mediocre
>that Van der Esch fag in Dallas wins NFCDPOY
>Le'Veon Bell is fucking abysmal
>somebody will retire at halftime again
>Marcus Mariota finally becomes a servicable starter
>Andrew Luck, Jameis Winston both suffer season ending injuries early in the season
>Gronk stays retired
>Saints win the Owl
>Eli, Larry Fitzgerald retire after the season

>>Brady will be a mid-tier QB this year
He was last year
>>RG3 will be Baltimore's starter by the end of the year
Yes, because Lamar will be resting for the playoffs
>>both AFC wild card teams will be from the AFCS
No
>>Kansas City sophomore slump, Chargers take the west
No
>>NFCE is actually won by Washington somehow
Hell no
>>Pittsburgh absolutely shits the bed along with Lameme, allowing Cleveland into the playoffs
Yes, no, yes
>>Nick Foles is mediocre
Yes
>>that Van der Esch fag in Dallas wins NFCDPOY
Who cares
>>Le'Veon Bell is fucking abysmal
No
>>somebody will retire at halftime again
Doubt
>>Marcus Mariota finally becomes a servicable starter
No
>>Andrew Luck, Jameis Winston both suffer season ending injuries early in the season
No
>>Gronk stays retired
Yes
>>Saints win the Owl
Should have won last year
>>Eli, Larry Fitzgerald retire after the season
And Suggs

Who /retarded/ here?
I saw a butterfly today it was pretty.

I'm not saying you can't evaluate him yet, and I agree that if he continues to be as dominant as he was last season then he'll be at least a top 3 back, but less than one season of running isn't enough to say hes the best. It's a simple rule of statistics that the more data you have the lower the uncertainty, so its not about "arbitrary" cutoffs so much as getting more data before making such a bold claim. Other RBs have had similar production to Chubb in short stretches of time but didn't end up being #1

Again, we're not talking about statistics or production.

>he doesn't have negative plays
>he has yet to fumble the ball in the NFL
>never had a penalty called against him
>never tackled behind the LOS
These are statistics

The last two were beside the point which was why it was prefaced them with "I don't even think..." The first two, not fumbling the ball and not having negative plays are a product of him being a smart and reliable runningback which is not something that can be quantified. The number of fumbles and the number of negative plays are merely aspects of a reliable and smart runner, but not the totality of a reliable and smart runner.

Don't be a smartass.

You could say all of those things about Saquon Barkley though, and the fact that you rely on qualitative measures like "smartness" and "reliability" without having numbers to back it up doesn't make for a great argument. And again, I'm not saying nick chubb isn't the best RB in the NFL, only that it's too soon to know.

Have big dumb sex

Why are you interacting with reddit bay?

Did gook moot forget to pay the elsctric bill again?

Stick to reddit, reddit bay

>>Brady will be a mid-tier QB this year
who cares, they'll be in a championship game
>>RG3 will be Baltimore's starter by the end of the year
doubt it
>>both AFC wild card teams will be from the AFCS
likely
>>Kansas City sophomore slump, Chargers take the west
got no faith in the chargers, KC defense might not be trash
>>NFCE is actually won by Washington somehow
only if wentz gets injured again
>>Pittsburgh absolutely shits the bed along with Lameme, allowing Cleveland into the playoffs
more like Pittsburgh and ravens place from 7 to 9 wins qnd miss playoffs
>>Nick Foles is mediocre
it'll happen, jags don't have good recievers
>>that Van der Esch fag in Dallas wins NFCDPOY
it'll be a pass rusher
>>Le'Veon Bell is fucking abysmal
never, but he might not be exceptional
>>somebody will retire at halftime again
i wish
>>Marcus Mariota finally becomes a servicable starter
mariota will be marginally better than last year
>>Andrew Luck, Jameis Winston both suffer season ending injuries early in the season
more like flacco and rivers
>>Gronk stays retired
>>Saints win the Owl
they'll choke in the playoffs again
>>Eli, Larry Fitzgerald retire after the season
and andrew whitworth

Anti Dallas fag gtfo this is not objective at all

*wins 3 owls in a row

nothing personal, rest of the league

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Thats dangerously loud. Enjoy your hearing damage meth head.

>nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001034229/article/ten-most-talented-teams-in-the-nfl-ahead-of-the-2019-season
He's a former cowboys executive, so I think there's some bias there. I wouldn't rank the cowboys anywhere near that high.

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This list is accurate and cannot be debated.

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scam newton above average? my sides

ok THIS year is when the Chargers win the west. I've got them as my sneak Super Bowl contenders.

Ryan is above average, Dak is below average, Allen is below average, Wentz is Borderline elite, Foles is average
And you should split the below average tier into at least two levels. There needs to be an "absolute shit" tier for Winston, Jackson, Flacco, Bronos' QB of the month, and Tannehill.

Wrong.

I have them missing the playoffs with a winning record desu

>Stafford
>above average
Lmao what

>mommy tell me why I am not enough

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What has Mahommes done, again?

Chubb had a strictly worse season than Barkley with a better line. If you really think Chubb is better you may be autistic.

Carr is elite

>carolina edition

Your team is shit and you'll never win anything. Who dat.

>brady
>brees
>still elite
what is this, 2017?

>Le chuck it to Nuk in double coverage man
>borderline elite

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youtube.com/watch?v=1NrTAipOgZE

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>look at all these castoffs they signed in FA!
yep, he was probably from the crappy cowboys era

>Peyton Hillis
What a weird career that guy had.

mahomes and rodgers up
watson down
stafford down
wentz up
trubisky down
carr, foles, flacco, dalton up
your distribution is pretty skewed

>chiefs, bears
guys, remember when the vikings and jags were superbowl favorites?

Mahomes doesn't belong in elite after one season
Carr had 1 good season and has been shit since

>he rates duck poopscott

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>yfw da bears winn da superb owl
>yfw da janny loses da lifeb owl

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Wait is Goff better than Wince?

Mahomes was a league MVP retard

Jeremy Lin best basketball player of all time did you see his stretch of 12 really good games 5 seasons ago ELITE

Has Dallas reached peak linebacker?

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Obviously yes

Shoo shoo fatso

Isn't Lee injured?

No. That was reached with Lewis, Suggs and Scott

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No. LVE is good, but the others are massively overrated.

>reddit bay is a cuck

I really want Mahomes to eat shit next season just so everyone hops off his dick. He choked in every big game they had this season and cost them the games.
>Worst defense in the lead
They still could've made it to the SB. And with a better record.

Who?

>murder accessory
>domestic and child abuser
>best known for his time with another team
wew

>50 touchdowns
>5000 yards
>No-look passes
>Mid play throwing arm switch
>Barely touched

All in his first actual year as qb.
What has your qb done?

No.

Won 6 SBs.

Remember when it was June and some guy claimed to know who sb favorites for the 19/20 season are?

>Compares apehoop to handegg
>Compares Asian man to half black man
U r funi man

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No, I asked what YOUR qb has done...not the one you wish your team had.

I'm just gonna ballpark your IQ around 85

Still 35pts higher than you babyboy

All while not reaching the super bowl. Incredible. At least Kaepernick made it to the super bowl in his first real season.

The fact SackOrPick made a super bowl really drives home how worthless super bowl appearances are as a metric for how good a QB is

You seem pretty determined to discredit Mahomes. Show us on the doll where Patty touched you....

Cope.

I'm not discrediting anyone, I'm saying that before you decide to spend $37.5 million for one amazing run that a quarterback had you might want to see what their longevity is like and if they can repeat their performance for a few seasons before selling the farm

Sorry, $137.5 million

He was really good that year though

Tell that to MN or Philly. KC is doing fine with their cap

Maybe. But what happens if they decide to go all in on offense during Mahome's second season and bankrupt the defense.

Guess the team

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>elite long snapper
wut?

You heard me right.

>bankrupt the defense
What defense?

Colts?

Bucs

Correct

Who do you consider the elite corner though? And do you mean elite in the slot?

KC defense was complete garbage they can't be any worse than last year

Loins

Mule

Yes, Kenny Moore is an exceptionally good slot corner. Specifically slot corner.
Pierre Desir is a good-not-great “standard” corner, and I predict Rock Ya Sin will start opposite Desir by the time the season rolls around.

>best known for playing with another team

Wanna know how i know you are a retard?

Can you explain this, Reddit Gay?
>93623600

Really good work there you fucking moron
Shoo shoo fatso

Not even the best linebacker group in texas

They just overpaid for frank clark and are about to for chris jones.

>reddit gay posting with his trip off again

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Yeah... I fucking hate that faggot but you're a moron reddit linking. Leave the board forever

Lol cope

>redditbay

Texans have 3 pro bowl level players, one who is rapidly approaching that level, and good depth behind them.

>reddit bay

Imagine being not only the team to go for it the most on 4th down, but also one of the most successful teams on 4th down

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>tfw you were alive to witness the most kino moment in the history of sports

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Im probably the only one here who saw the helmet catch in real time.

I wasnt even in here you obsessed nitwit

>Im probably the only one here who saw the helmet catch in real time.
The fuck? That catch helped resurrect Yea Forums, I’m sure at least half of this general and probably more saw it live. I know I did.

What’s the x-axis?

Shut up, soiboi.

>plebbitbeta living vicariously through an irrelevant superbowl won by a different team

Pathetique

Nothing, it just numbers the teams 1-32

>tim bardly unironically has 6 (six) rings

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Most of the users on here are like 20 years old, they cant remember it

Would Tom Brady have pulled out of attacking Iran at the last second like a Jew-owned pussy?

I’m 24 and distinctly remember it

So much soi.

You seem upset. Where did the Giants touch you?

A Jew-owned pussy WOULD attack Iran you geopolitically ignorant brainlet

The Jests, lol.
>inb4 super bowl 1 million years ago
Who cares.

Why would someone controlled by Jews decide not to attack the most Israel hostile country in the world?

Think straight, my man.

>reddit bay

Brady would unironically holocaust the Persians like Alexander the Great

>ctrl+f "bay"
>dozens of results talking about some tripfag
>only 1 (one) result talking about tampa

why doesn't /nfl/ simply filter him? oh right because you're here for the drama and not to talk about football. fucking faggots, kill yourselves

Cfl game is on ESPN at 6. Tune in guys. Cfl is great. I just bought a blue bombers shirt myself.
I mean even for the disparity in talent and scheme, just the broadcasts are super comfy. Better than watching baseball easily. Bc vs Edmonton.

Its not even me Pablo its some user sperging out seeing old bay ghosts whenever someone posts

>gotta reduce the seating now that it's over

attack iran is the most jewish thing a president could do.
so it will happen by the end of the year.

>yfw Jameis Winston is statistically better than Cam Newton

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I mean it can be debated but yeah...list is accurate.

user. There are 32* starting QBs. 15 of them HAVE to be below average from a technical perspective.

>how could you put the two best QBs in the league in the highest category?
Dunno user, maybe by just looking at what they do? (e.g. win)

I don't hate these moves. But Mahomes won't be elite until he wins a Super Bowl.

>being a Ravens fan
lol

>his team didn't win a super bowl within their first 4 years of existing

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In 1998, at basic training, I was assigned a New England sports fan despite my insistence I could never forgive the Red Sox for what they did to Wade Boggs.

I have seen the entire arc of New England's glory "in real time" and I'll be honest: Bill Belichick let Eli win because he feels bad for him.

>won an owl with the Browns' team and most of Belichick's players

>the Browns moved to Baltimore
>belichick was GM anywhere before New England

Cat Bowl?

>being this retarded
You also think the Colts success equates to Baltimore success.

NFL Quizzes by user

In what city did the Rams play first?

What franchise scored on the opening kickoff of their existence?

What player has the most career sacks in NFL history, at 200?

Cleaveland
I don't know
Bruce Smith

Cleveland
Saints
Bruce Smith, with Reggie white at 2 with 198

Literally same. Yet can’t seem to remember anything fun about the blackbirds except maybe Ray Allen murderin people on and off the field

le'veon bell's based 911 call
twitter.com/jsheklowsocial/status/1142097166204309504

Bruce Smith is a statpadding fraud. He played until he was 50 just to try and catch Reggie White

I want Wentzs wife!

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>they took.. uh... things that i use, ya know
he was about to tell the cops that they took his drugs, lol

>one word everyone knows
>speaks Hebrew

>15 of them HAVE to be below average from a technical perspective.
That's not how averages work at all

>not how averages work
wow

incredible

>not knowing the difference between mean and median

Things could be top or bottom heavy, using these numbers as an example, the average is just below 81, and that creates a situation where 22 people are above average.

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Old Bay. Can you make a cfl thread? These fucking Canucks don't even support their own based league.
Every year I try to get people into cfl but people just don't get into it.

If you can ignore those snow niggers and the cowbells it's a great watch.

>inb4 this fool claims he was baiting people

wew

>Im probably the only one here who saw the helmet catch in real time.
You can't actually believe this.

I wonder if he'll get in the HoF when he is done

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Solid candidate for the "Hall of Very Good"

Well the stuff the Colts accomplished while in Baltimore happened in Baltimore so...

>getting cucked by Indiana
impressive

I disagree, He and Luke are 1A and 1B the past 7 years in terms of the best MLB in the league.

Well he likes being cucked so hes happy with it

BLESSED AND BASED SMITH ISN'T GIVING UP. GOING TO TRY TO LEARN HOW TO RUN AGAIN

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He needs to learn how to not throw Interceptions.

????

Just ignore it

What's the usual recovery time for a leg break as severe as he had

>Kikes trying to use reverse psychology

>duh joos lmao xD
wew

joe theisman tried to come back, but he was really shit and no one wanted him.

>Brady still elite
>Rodgers not elite
>the literal MVP of the league not elite
you should kill yourself

I mean Kuechly is the only other MLB that can be considered on Wagner's level over the past several seasons and Wagner has been the healthier of the two. He's not a guaranteed lock like Earl but one or two more seasons of high level play should lock him in

usually they just put you down after a break like he had. and make glue.

I'm ready for September, lads.

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Old bay is the only poster here who makes sense.
Bradys sixth is just a jealous hater desu.
I don't know them, but I would punch bradys in the mouth whilst having beers with old bay.

Oh yeah buddy I agree wholeheartedly.
Old bay is a valued contributor here unlike that dumb loser bradys.

ALL tripfags are cancer.
Drink bleach.
Also, trip on Old Gay

You have got to be a tripfag without his trip on because no one in their right mind doesn't already have trips automatically filtered in every general, it's so easy to do it so why wouldn't they

>He needs a safe space from tripfags

baste chad baysed

>safespace
I forget they even exist until I see redditors like you talking about people with usernames on kek

She belongs to BDN as his personal mistress.

Dak is better than both of them, and will be paid less than both too to help built a healthy Cowboys team.

berds

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She might end up the surrogate mother of Fole's wife since he's ruined her cervix and will no longer be able to birth children.

Trip up Bitchknees.

Dak has already said he wants more than Wentz because he knows this will be the only big contract of his career before hes completely exposed.

new bread old bay

>Dak is better than both of them

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I remember cowfags before last season thought Dak was better than Rustle and they literally disappeared since then, I hope they're okay

Dak is only going to get a 3 year deal because this is inevitable...

>And with the 3rd pick of the NFL Draft the Dallas Cowboys sdlect.... John Jones, Quarterback of Arkansas University.

sportsday.dallasnews.com/high-school/high-schools/2017/12/12/5-things-know-highland-park-qb-john-stephen-jones-jerry-jones-grandson

Hop in faggot, we finna snatch the AFC championship

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Wouldn't be the first thing he stole. Promise

Why would you assume that?

Hawks fan here. Wilson in the elite category is absolutely viable. For a while there last season he held the team on his own two fucking legs.

He’s black and looks like a dummy. Which he is

>pay fuck loads for QB
>he replicates Theisman
>a milestone is being able to run again by August
Are the Redskins eternally cursed? They will never get their money back

He has never done anything in his past to assume he is a criminal. In fact the worst he has ever done is post a video of him driving 100 mph on bookface. Stop being racist it makes you look dumb.

>never done anything criminal
>driving 100mph
That’s a crime you know.

>get their money back
Apparently they'll get some of it back since they had insurance on Smeff.

In what way? An Injun Curse Clause?

>Smith signed a four-year contract worth up to $94 million, with $71 million guaranteed, in 2018. The Redskins never planned to cut him this offseason, uncertain about his playing future and also knowing they would take an approximate cap hit of $40 million, accounting for a $12 million insurance policy. They could cut him after this season but would still incur a hit of $20 million, once again getting some relief with insurance.
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27023403/qb-smith-big-step-learning-run-again

Lmao, all that dead money for a dead team from a dead player. Hilarious

ALWAYS purchase Smeff insurance.

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It’s funny to remember that they gave up Cousins for the guy as well

That seems kind of racist

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New

I'm not.

I'm saying that if you're talking about an AVERAGE STARTING NFL QB

You know the total bound of your range (at the outset, anyway) and you know that if you simply rate them against the average QB they'd all be Above Average or better.

I saw it live too, broke my heart

>t. Jew/JIDF
Fuck off