Heem

youtube.com/watch?v=S7hoMSjXqZs

CORALLLLLLLL

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Coral you awake bruv?

mista shlob me fix yo lip five dorra velly chip

Is Coral finally back for real from being eternaly heem'd? last i knew he was exhiled Schaubposting at Yea Forums.

Magumbo the asain bawlber

bro where have you been? you got electric shower head internet or what

I want Masvidal to fucking murder Askren but i know there is no fucking way he'll win. It's not fair lads.

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why is everyone behind artem and not paulie? paulie's the superior trash talker by far.

Been really casualy on heem for a while now. Did he fly into a real city to suck a mod's dick or what?

hes grounded for staying up late defending schaubs honor

John lineker pulled out

damn you for being correct

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should have just skeeted internally, what this weekends card is tragic

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peachs have vitimans

Wasn't gonna watch anyway lmao

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*ends the izzy meme*

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based

BKFC is the new era

List your top 3 fights between fighters who never were champions (Interim doesn't count)
KZ Poirier
Maia Gunnie
Hunt Bigfoot 1

dont judge a peach by the fuzz my b

Sister or gf?

its your sister

streamable.com/ktf97

Paulie boxes with hair extensions

sister his gfs a porker

I hope Ben folds him into a pretzel

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I don't eat at children's restaurants.

Damn, he has a qt sister

nugs are for everybody

get your eyes checked mate

Good grief, no.
Especially not from a restaurant with plastic chairs bolted to the floor, and has a clown mascot.

hot mustard

We tawlmbout cawlmedy?
Water we doon.
Water we doon.

>I'm tellin ya, Pico is a gawldamn BEAST

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Imagine if twitchy did a companion episode to Schaub's special.

pico is kinda like brown, but with better accolades, both lacked the true spirit of 'mixed' and had troubles controlling aggression and not getting clipped up

How the fuck did he survive this?

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It's tough, B.

>"UFC GIB ME MORE FIGHTS"
>Pulls out
Dana gonna give him that special Dana treatment.
This card just went from a 3/10 to 2/10

Have you seen his chin?

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Having an Easter island statue for a fucking head, thats how

Tony bless

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Good chin from not being a strikebabby and getting heemd in practice regularly

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Paulie puts Artem in a coma

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Probably, but I will be laffin if Artem wins this one

who has a gayer face, him or joyrogen?

Artie might actually need a face transplant after this. I want him to heel kick Paulie so bad tho

*VAGINA!

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How much is he getting paid for this fight, realistically?

You never know with this organization.

It's not about money it is about revenge. He wants revenge on Mcgregor and his team for what they did to him. Putting Artem in intensive care is the first step, only the future knows his next victim.

That clown sits more manly than your PM, faggot! :^)

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*wins*

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You now can't unsee!

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This!

Ben "The Roman Statue" Askren's rock solid chin.... and head.

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You can only respond to this post if you could beat Ben Askren in a striking match

Let me try

Happily, with my right alone

Can Jews fight?

jared cannonier

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wait, wtf he's not jewish

thejc.com/sport/sport-news/ufc-1-3-1.433545

Artem is a Jew.

I want the jews opinion

My nickname is going to be "The Mandingo Warrior"

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i miss busyposting

shut the fuck up

I will literally kill you to death

*sips proper 12*

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OP's should be very detailed. I will not allow some chucklefuck like you encouraging faggotry.

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Thank You So Much Young Man!

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*loads inappropriate 12*

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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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bare knuckle boxing is heem material, and is covered itt, right?

correct

Yes
Heeminder artem has won the story of every fight and is therefore undefeated

does anyone actually train here?
If yes, are there any grappling instruction DVDs you could reccommend? There aren't any good MMA/BJJ gyms in my hometown and I can visit the local Judo club only once a week. I have two friends I can train with and we could learn the stuff from the DVDs, if they are good.

*sparkles you up*

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>fighter known to not knock out anyone ever
>knocking lobov out

>fighter known for breaking his hands even with big gloves
>headhunting bareknuckle

hmm....

Gracie Combatives, you can probably torrent them

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"Serra.Brazilian.Jiu.Jitsu.Basics" gives you a general idea of basic positions and submissions. But I'm not sure how it's going to work out for you with any supervision or personal help, buddeh.

super strong neck from wrestling

UFC on ESPN+ 14, 2019.08.10
Heavyweight fresh blood.

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BJ Penn's basic BJJ is good. Teaches you the fundamental. I have a friend who is a judoka that pretty much did that. Finds a guy who wanna roll with him and just watch videos on YouTube. He actually won a couple of fights as an amateur.

Yeah I train. Train fucking ur gf.

this bitch looks juicy

that big

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imagine what its like being 6'4

its not fair lads

those legs are killing me

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His chin is insane. Koreshkov kneed him clean and Askren didn't react at all

she is, irmao

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god DAYUM

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valerie loureda, heems new girl

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thanks guys, will look into your suggestions.

have sex incel

I'm having sex right now. With ur gf.

Uh yeah. Pretty dang obvious who won the story of this one.

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who has the cutest smile in ufc?

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Peach of a beast this guy

So then out comes J'mawl

....

WHOS ASHIN AS SHIT!!!!!!!
*pause for laughter*

...

It's... haha it's like if I wanted help with math homework...! Or somethin!!! That'd be great Jamawl! Water we doen hear!

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Just watched Joe Rogan standup. CRINGE. It's like he took his usual podcast rants about weed, vegans, and SJWs and shouted them on a stage. I can't imagine someone with an IQ over 90 enjoying this.

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indeed Joe is fucking terrible. he just thinks screaming and being loud is funny. brendolt stands fucking no chance with joe rogan as an idol

Schweebs actually has this comical incongruence about him, he's like a 9 year old girl inside a heavyweight fighter's body. So yeah he could have gone a lot farther with that career if his """comedian""" friends were actual comedians.

literally cringed

vocaroo.com/i/s0DBKcPYMJTK

Record that with your own voice

The funniest thing about Joe is how he protects his bits as if people won't attend his stand-ups because they've already heard them on the show
I agree. Schaub is not that bad comedy wise. His storytelling is alright. But for some reason he doesn't really changes the tone of his voice to make it funnier and he has no timing.

based

>Schaub is not that bad comedy wise
Embarrassing post

>His storytelling is alright
Jesus fucking christ give me a break none of you tards would even consider this a trait in comedy if he didn’t say he was a good storyteller absolute fucking cringe

I saw only 5 things that involve Schaub in my life:
His stand-up, CTE compilation and you would be surprised moment on YouTube, fight companion where they were promoting Pico and his story about gay male nurse

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16 days until /myboy/ *wins* again.

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>he didn't see the dana diss with the eskimo brothers bit

only funny thing schaub ever produced

based

2019...
...I am forgotten...

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best faighteh in the werld

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Me after fingering donald trumps asshole!!!

Will it be as iconic as bisping's?

schaubchads get in here

He'll always live on in our hearts

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jesus that's fucking dreadful, i really hope he's in a better shape now

sweeeeeeet caroline

gaDOOSH DOOSH DOOSH

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This little spring into a punch is such a bum move, I can't believe it worked. Remember when Werdum tried it against Stipe? Or Brunson against Whittaker and Jacare?

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Yeah, I guess Till wasn't expecting it and he'd also already knocked down Masvidal. It definitely shouldn't happen to a "good striker".

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>le asianz good at maffs meme
come on brendan, you can do better

Yeah, it was basically airplane food joke tier. Low hanging fruit

tfw get autistic fits from second hand embarrassment
i like start twitching if someone stutters when answering an interviewers question

can someone sum up schaub's comedy spewsial to me ? im physically incapable of wathching it

I get that awful second hand embarrassment too, its crippling. As the cringe becomes more and more spread online and IRL, I can't handle it.

It's pretty easy to watch to be honest. It's just not funny but the audience reacts like it's an absolute banger

vimeo.com/336762206

Be a man and conquer your fears.

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podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tough-love-with-henry-triple-c-cejudo/id1451565442?i=1000442014202

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>Apple

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u can listen to it on browser normally

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when was your first homosexual experience

I walked up in that mickdawnalds and I was high as fuuuuuck my man. So my high brain is like for sure suck that guy's dick for his nuggets b.

I started putting milk in my coffee in my late teens, because it gave me reflux straight.

kys

basedboy!

Canry Ce-who-doe?

>Henry "Triple C" Cejudo

:)

I just masturbated to bailey jay but I cropped the dick out so I'm not gay
DICEY DICEYYYYYYYY

Maybe I dont find Brendan Schaub all that funny. Maybe I didn't laugh too hard at his comedy special. But what I do find funny is that Brendan is out there doing his thing while simultaneously enjoying his life while the resident old losers here spend their valuable time trying to berate and insult the man. Big Brown is going to town on the comedy industry while the sad pathetic heemsters post yet another hilarious misspelling of the mans name or a webm of a 10 year old knockout. Truly high grade humor indeed.

Bitch I'm eating chocolate macadamia nuts an touching my dick... my anestors could only DREAm of living this fucking live

Oh hey it's toulgh man

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Coral get off the proxy

>jb without dick
But thats horrible. It is the dick that makes that subpar body perverse enough to get off to.

>kike start tattoo
Isn't that heresy according to Judaism?

There are thousands of people who only made it because of their friends. He is just one of the few people who made it in entertainment and we all know who he is

streamable.com/cbzhj

Who do you think he is talminbout?

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Looks like the cameraman had to film this from a good dozen inches away to make sure Artem doesn't accidentally punch the camera.

Himself

in the biz we call that a foot

Standup comedy is the lowest form of entertainment.

Holy shit

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>MMA fans listen to nigger music
Current era UFC is fucking cringe and gay, bring back the fuckin buttrock

Or Woodley against Hieron and Wonderboy?

Not really tho

Have any of you seen bozo dubbed over? Seems like the type of thing schaub would make.

Not only did it worked, he knocked TT out cold. It's all about timing, big guy

I think Joe the only person on the planet who genuinely loves Brendan and thinks he is talented. He is probably talking about some guys in the comedy store

Post the biggest cans in mma

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Lineker fight for tomorrow is off

>Vocal fry roasties
Barely made it 15 seconds in

do any of you guys work?
It seems the same people are always here so the fuck can you shitpost this much?

yesterday was holiday in Germany and I used one of my paid leave days to have an extended weekend

>He doesnt work from home while earning 50k a year
kek

what are you doing? Daytrading?

Logistical Engineer, i only work onsite when they need me. Which is maybe 4 days a month

that's pretty based. do you leave the house or just stay home and shitpost? I would travel and do stuff people can only do on weekends during my days off.

I'm shitposting from the office.

I can travel later i suppose, might as well shitpost as much as i can while i can

>Batanweight

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anyone here been to Peru? looking at it for a trip

cut them some slack, they're literally whores

I suppose you do have to work from home when you have no legs

cole konrad is the goat

stay mad neet

Cringe. Kys

Guys Gegard has a big penis
I wonder if he's just a shower or if he's a grower as well.

Some of us get paid to post schaubs on heem for 8 hours a day

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Worked

i'm sure you get paid as much as the jannies

Mousasi is the greatest middleweight of all time.

Do not, under any circumstances, @ me

He's a can

Thanks a lot, I'm going to kill myself now.

Anyone that loses to Uriah Hall never gets into the top 10

youtube.com/watch?v=0q3totwbpB0

This but unironically

I eat better than the Kings who ruled over my ancestors

>didn't even make it far up enough in the rankings to get flushed by GOAT Silva
>crushes bums and cans in Lellator
peast of a beach GOALT you got there b

how do I stop drinking lads

i too would like to know the answer to this

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literally just stop drinking. Like just don't drink.
>you're picking up the bottle again
just stop picking up the bottle. Put it DOWN
literally the only way to stop is to just stop.

fill your soul hole with creatitivty instead of alcohol, unironically

Just stop doing. There are 2 mental tricks you might need:
1. Don't fall for "I will do it tomorrow meme". Do it today
2. Remember that you stopped drinking when you try to do it again. Literally start to recall how you stopped drinking when you are near a bottle

i..it's not that bad is it

Why is bellator on DAZN if they still put it on a tape delay? Friggin goofs

Have sex

I'm looking forward to how this UFC main card plays out so I can take the picks.

do picks for the Artem/Paulie card instead no one is watching JUSTEDfc

based.
Watch grange tv

>tfw you'll never larp your way into mma

the training montage will be ridiculous

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blertin sweeg

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Literally and unironically; Neanderthal genes.

LOMA FINNA DAB ON MMA

streamable.com/1z37f

youtube.com/watch?v=Xi4lDqS230c

based denmark bringing the autism

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*puts you back on the plantation*

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MoiCANo vs The Korean CAN

>not Korecan Bumbie

Aldo's bitches

Aldo’s a bitch

I can't believe Renato is 30, I thought he was a young up and comer like 24/25ish.

>Gegard Mousasi: ‘I’m fighting to get paid, I’m not doing this because I love the sport so much’

First Rory saying he doesn't really want to do it anymore, now Moose openly saying he doesn't really give a shit anymore. Hardly a good look for Bellator

Jeremy Stephens wins the rematch by decision

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Almost everyone says he/she is a prize fighter. Very few people like to fight for so many years

It's all about money. Let's be real

>choosing to exchange brain cells just for bellator money
Major yikes

>ufc contractors say "money fight", "red panty night", "get paid"
>wooow so much passion JUST BLEEEEEEED
>lellator fighters do the same in a few more words
>omg dead promotion no passion -___-

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because it's far better to get CTE'd on top ufc money than top Lellator shekels
Moose could be making more as MW champ/contender than he is at redditor but he is content to just crush cans for money at bellator.

why did you disappear for ages and then turn up again my guy

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Had to study for a final, also having a hard time getting out of bed.

I own 'heem/

I invented I inventedposting

if the UFC had offered him more money than Bellator he would have stayed, goof

>Jul 13, 2017
>During an appearance on The MMA Hour, Mousasi, who left the UFC as the no.4 ranked middleweight on the planet, revealed that he had signed a contract with Bellator MMA after the UFC failed to offer him an adequate deal.

He literally says he went to Lellator because they paid him more.

>lost to Machida
>lost to Urijah Hall

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Jon lost to hammer

>revenged Hall loss
>left the UFC on a 5 fight win streak, never offered the title fight

of for sure deaf man hammil spinning kick flying kneed Jon

>Ran from the UFC because he knew Whittaker would flush him

instagram.com/p/By0GJT-lrNr/?hl=en
Literally me

You mean the goofs who knew they could never be the best and quit to the b-leagues for easy paychecks?!?

He was asking for the title fight and was denied, though.
Isn't that when Bisping won the belt and held it for 2 years only fighting a #15 ranked semi-retired Dan Henderson?

Bisping would have flushed Poosasi

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GayGuard is a can my guy

?
Jon got hammered

>Creating narratives that don't exist so you can break them

lmao

GSP is a can because lost to matt serra and >>>>>>>TAPPED TO STRIKES

can you even imagine

GSP is a can

Yeah but if he was at the top he would probably get paid more than bellator. Tyquil was a negative drawl yet still made 500,000 for his last fight as champ.
Moose made 150,000 for the rory fight. That is literally the exact same amount flushed BJ has been making in the last while
Either moose had absolutely idea how much he was worth and didn't think to negotiate with UFC or just took the guaranteed flat slum rather than the fluctuating pay rate that comes with where you stand on the card/rankings. This makes him look gayer than UFC fighters who go after money fights, because in the UFC money fight means the title fight

I don't discuss roid cheats

this but extremely unironically losing to a can like serra is embarrassing

uhhhhhhhhhh

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>make one mistake in entire career
>can
if he had heemed Serra twice would you forgive him? or is every fighter ever a can

mate, watch that TUF season. GSP literally could not have won. Serra had an entire season of the story of the fight to aid him. He was rocky btfoing apollo, it was a fixed point in time that GSP could not possibly have prevented

Offical Cans:
Kevin Pee
GSP
Anderson Silva
Jon Jones
Jose Aldo

Official None Cans:
Michael BisGOAT
BJ Penn
DC

oh fer sure getting outboxed by Matt Serra a .500 fighter in the ufc is a mistake b

rocky lost the first fight against apollo

dc lost to a can twice
lmaoing @ his life

So do we all agree that coral is based? Heem personality not by his trip, spam, or gay twitch - but by the merit of his character and posts.

So is America the only country with good fighters?

Hey thanks man, and you'll never see me use a trip!

Jon jones is lithuanian

>14-14
peach of a record

Brunson and Werdum didn't spring/shift stances into a punch, they literally sprinted chin first at their opponents. You're a goober and haven't trained a day in your life.

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No one would have complained if Herb stopped it at 4:36

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Trains in America

CHAMPIONS OF /HEEM/
>Conor "Gooby" McGregor
>Jon Jones
>Colby Covington
>Elias Theodorou
>Chris Weidman
>Whittaker
>Jens Pulver
>BJ Penn
>Ben Askren
>Nunes
>Valentina
>Ngannou
>Cejudo
>Stipe
>Aldo
>KZ
>"Natty" Paulo
>Megan Olivi

THE LOST BOYS (our boys who are not inherently reddit but have been claimed by reddit as champions of reddit)
>Jorge Masvidal
>Hunto
>Tony
>Max
>Dustin
>Cruz
>Cody
>Superboy
>Gus
>Cockhold
>Robbie
>Gaychee

REDDIT BOYs
>Khabib
>DC
>Adesanya
>Kamaru Usman
>Zabit
>Smif
>Yoelito
>Cowdad
>Ragin Al
>Kevin "Piss" Pee
>Islam Makhachev
>Tai Tuivasa
>"Bug" Rose
>Cyborg
>The Schmo

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>>>/reddit/

This post wasn't me but I wish it was because it is uhhhhhhhh EXTREMELY redpilled????

Anderson Dos Santos De Lima Silva

I know this is a retarded premise but just work with me here. Just imagine. Imagine for one second that someone genuinely believed that Gegard Mousasi is a better fighter than Robert Whittaker or Anderson Silva. No, I'm being serious, just imagine that scenario. Oof, horrible right? I literally just cringe at the thought. But let's even take it a step further and imagine that this person shared the same general as you? Terrifying, isn't it?

Prime Anderson Heems Silva.

Paulie is going to sleep.

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It's a bit early for him to be going to bed already

Can someone give me a legitimate argument as to why they believe a 13-15 regional level MMA fighter is going to beat a former world champion boxer in a bare knuckle boxing match? This is Mayweather McGregor, but worse.

Paulie isn't going to break his hands throwing punches at full power by the way, he's not stupid.

youtu.be/qI_2kDcGKq4
>MEMENAIGER LOSSES LIKE A BITCH, MORK MOI FOKKEN WORDS YE!

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cringe boxlet

twitter.com/BigMarcel24/status/1141854903733837824

>Lauren Murphy will fight Mara Romero Borella at #UFConESPN5. Originally scheduled for #UFC240 in Edmonton one week earlier.

What is happening with UFC 240?

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I'm no fighter but the gloves must make a difference(or the lack of)

Paulie was a bum boxer. He has no chin and no power behind him.

>world champion
You mean champion of one of the 6 gorillion different boxing promotions?

It already has a good WMMA fight on it, as well as a main event to sell it. That move isn't terrible.

>Bobby heems 30yroldzoomesanya in the cage
>crunchyroll instantly goes bankrupt
>all normalfag anime like naruto, one piece, my hero are cancelled
>berserk anime instantly goes back into production, hajime no ippo continues production, space dandy season 3 announced
>ultra high quality LOTGH blu ray is shipped out

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You got hoodwinked by the UFC, leaf. Post your ticket stub so we can laugh at you.

1. Paulie has been retired for a long time, and was already well declined before retiring.
2. Paulie is not a knock out kind of guy, even with big gloves, and especially with no gloves.
3. Paulie has fragile hands, and he often breaks them, even with big gloves.
4. Paulie doesn't go to the body, and headhunting with no gloves = broken hands.
5. Paulie has never clinched without gloves, and BFC allows for clinching.

I would not be surprised if Paulie catches Artem clean a few times, then looks shocked down at his shattered hands, and gets beat up for the remainder of the round.
I still favor him, but its something like 60:40 for me. It is most definitely NOT as one sided as bookies and your post makes it out.

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>not throwing punches
>no boxing gloves to protect and be protectection from
>no reason to tire out opponent with defence because it's 5 rounder
Face it, bookies love you. BK is made for no skill zombie bangers like Artem to destroy finese technician pussies like memeniga.

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You forgot
>Boddy then goes on a 2 year vacation and his next defense is late 2021

Pootaker is by far the most overrated champ we've had in a long while.

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Since Bisping, really.

Cringe

Paulie hasn't competed in years, his hands are brittle and withered from a lifetime of boxing, and most importantly, Paulie has never actually competed in the sport of bare knuckle. I know that you're a brainlet cazzie so you think they're basically the same thing because they both have boxing in the name, but boxing and BKB aren't even remotely the same thing. They're worlds apart in terms of guard styles, endjrance, and fight IQ. That being said however, Artem is a bum and is completely incapable of finishing Paulie, even if Paulie breaks both hands. So probably Paulie by decision.

Does Schmo jerk off on Helen Yee's fake tits?

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>30yroldzoomesanya
I physically cringed

>his hands are brittle and withered from a lifetime of boxing
Woah did I just take a time machine back to the summer of 2017 when Canor losers were using this as a negative against Floyd?

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Not me, I specifically said that Conor is getting BTFO'd.
May competed much more recently too.

Anyone else here just hate bald fags. Bald ass losers.

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Holloway is a beast

holloway vs frankie is worth $250

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What's more brainlet-tier than standup comedy, then?

>overrated
>is the lowest non wmma champ in p4p rankings
Gets no respect despite
>9 fight win streak with scalps including uriah hall,brad tavares, brunson, jacare, yoel x2
he is empirically a better champ than Fatbib

I was wrong, Malianagi apparently also fought recently(ish).
But at any rate, I never for a minute thought McGregor beats Mayweather.

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There were people here who thought McGregor had a very good chance

It never fails to amaze me how Aldo gassed out from throwing like 10 meaningful strikes and fainting all the time. Its like his muscles only have "on" and "off" mode, and he can't half commit to any single move.
I wonder if he gets tired cooking a burger, clenching his whole core and body flipping it around.

Yeah, and we mocked these people. Good times.

Keep telling yourself that mate. There's a reason why 75% of the tickets are still available for UFC 240.

The card is dogshit. Have fun with your one fight card.

Conor won the first, second, and third rounds, you proper fookin bum yeh

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No they didn’t. You got worked you fucking simp.

Conor was going to collapse without input from Floyd if the fight went on, he was so tired.

A few more rabbit punches and Floyd was done for

LOL @ the poolito poomero losers still seething that their eternal bridesmaid is getting flushed down toilet till way

Name one single fight where Gooby loses the third round. You can't, you simply cannot.

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Name 1 fight where Chris Weidman loses the first round.

Name 1 fight where Costa went to decision

toilet till isn't a bridesmaid he's a flower girl, like that one who got decapitated in the limo ride home from the wedding

Rockhold

...

Paulie is right about you faggots. Y'all need to be quarantined to Yea Forums with the rest of the sexless losers.

Name 1 fight where canor doesn't tap from exhaustion

>y'all
Return henceforth to thine reddit

I expect personal apologies after Paulie gets put to sleep

In fairness to us Paulie was talking about MMA fans who actually pay to watch the fights.

based

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Damn, he really did win the third round

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lel imagine paying for mma streams lmao

Literally name a single fight where Gooby lost the story. You cannot. It never happened.

Defending him at this point is beyond pathetic. His schtick is Swiss cheese bro.

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Lol @ Artem calling Paulie a can, have you seen your own record bruv?

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Renato Moicano vs. Chan Sung Jung
Bryan Barberena vs. Randy Brown
Andrea Lee vs. Montana De La Rosa
Kevin Holland vs. Alessio Di Chirico

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Seethe

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>baldo

wwe is for losers

Conor unironically wins the rematch. He has Bumbib figured out. Gooby is coming for vengeance.

>Rematch begins
>Conor pounces at Khabib
>Khabib awkwardly shuffles forward with no sense of high level footwork at all. Almost CM Punk-tier
>Khabib throws a clunky, slow hook at Conor
>Conor seamlessly takes leaps back and unloads the left straight, audibly cracking Khaibib on the chin
>Khabib falls down like a bitch and tries to pull guard
>Conor steps back and allows the red to stand Khabib back up
>A few more minutes pass of Khabib trying to swing wide telegraphed sloppy punches at Conor, while Conor avoids every single one
>Cruz is providing high level analysis of Conor's intricate head movement and footwork, Rogan is sucking Conor's dick and calling him the GOAT, Cormier can be heard sobbing and breathing heavily
>Khabib attempts a takedown, and the entire arena collectively gasps
>Conor simply sprawls and stands back up
>Khabib stands back up with a bewildered look on his bruised and bloody face, looks at his corner and then back at Conor, unsure of what to do next
>He shoots for another takedown
>Conor sends a knee right up the middle, instantly flatlining Khabib, rocking his head back sharply
>Khabib slowly falls to the ground, stiff as a board and clearly unconscious, possibly even deceased
>Conor smacks him with an uppercut before he hits the mat for good measure
>Loud wheezing can be heard over the broadcast as Cormier suffers a fatal heart attack with Anik fruitlessly trying to revive him
>Conor jumps on top of Khabib, dropping hammerfist after hammerfist
>Conor beating the cold, lifeless, limp corpse of what once was Khabib while Herb Dean watches
>It's finally stopped
>Camera cuts to Cain Velasquez consoling Luke Rockhold, who is hysterically crying
>Dana gives Conor two belts while Herb Dean raises his hand as the victor of the fight, all while Khabib lays in a puddle of blood. He hasn't moved since being sparked unconscious.
>Conor announces his retirement during his post fight speech, he is solidified as the eternal p4p GOAT

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I disagree, I'm sure Aldo wins the rematch

how come so many people here love writing fan fiction

Uhh we're in the age of aquarius and that means incels win the fights.
>khabib
>ruiz
>cejudo
Bet the house on artem

It's not fiction, it's future

Absolutely based. Gooby bless.

You must be their all time best fan!

Symptom of being an anime addicted wwe watching zoomer.

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Renato Moicano vs. Chan Sung Jung
Bryan Barberena vs. Randy Brown
Andrea Lee vs. Montana De La Rosa
Kevin Holland vs. Alessio Di Chirico

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Post the savage rabbit punches, you biased Khabib nuthugger.

Yo coral you here my brother?

Yikes

Floyd won

>KHABIB IS IN A VERY BAD SITUATION RIGHT NOW
>He needs to get a hand or a wrist or SOMETHING in there to make sure his neck isn't exposed
>OHHHHH conor raining down BOMBS.
>The ref may stop this fight.
>CAAAAAAAAAAAAN HE FINISH IT!?
>ITS UNDER THE CHIN
>He's got it! He's got it!
>HE TAPPED

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What up blud

Can someone with mad video skillz make soul escape body like in schnob's version?

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Name on the left side = winner.
>Renato Moicano
>Bryan Barberena
>Andrea Lee
>Kevin Holland

ez pz

>moiCANO
yikes

Coral doesn't say that

Aldo definitely wins the rematch by submission. Thawltz on current Rumble?

OH GOD NO P-PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, J-JUST TAKE MY ASS INSTEAD P-PLEEEEEAAAAAASE

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Anime watching mandrama loving fan fiction LOSER LOL!

bareknuckle.tv/bkfc6
anyone want picks for this? if so which fights?

Condong McGregorge handles his losses really well.

This

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The only thing I'll pick is the the crusty remains from your asshole, chump

Anyone want to hit me up with a discord invite?

discord.com

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this is pretty cringe

Moicano
BamBam
KGB
Holland

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Rumble went from being a LHW contender in the UFC to working security for BKFC

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Moicano
Brown
Lee
Holland

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BASED LOMA

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You're being ironic right?

tomorrow's card is fucking shit and it's already shit main event starring Rob Font is now canned

now Bryan fucking Barbarena is the main event.
Dreadful.

Shocked it's in the United States.

Five replies and I'll sabotage the discordfags by posting a public invite link on here.

Tony barboza
Cub do ho choi
O conelie vs guy dont remember name few years ago

The fight between Artem and Nate Diaz's failed boxer friend is still engrained in my mind. Comedy gold

2 month training camp and I could whoop Artem Lobov

Prime Till vs GGG, pure boxing, who takes it?

Jon was just looking for a way out

Khabib got delayed flushed by Conor's deletion of his chin
>Khabib stands across from Peahead
>He smugly stands with his arms crossed as Buffer calls out their names
>tonight will be easy work. Another smeshing for the eagle.
>you hear a chuckle from behind you as you are left alone in the cage with Dustin and the ref, who you notice with some unease is Mario Yamasaki
>turn around, it's Ganna Magregga
>it cant be.... b-but you're flushed....
>aye yeah.... Its YOO hooz fooken flushed mate
>i-i dun unnasten!
>You will you little dagestani rat boy. You will know when the slightest breath of a tap hits that fat twerp jaw of yours and you fall to the floor, broken. I smashed you a long time ago Kebab. You just didn't realise.
>. DIS NAMMA WAN BOOLSHET. YOU LIE
>Dustin jabs you
>hear a loud toilet flushing sound and the cracking of a chin
>you hear in a thick dublin accent behind you
>Omae wa mou heemdeiru.
>M-MUH LEGGISEE
>flatlines
>fast forward two months, Gooby dispatches peahead instantly in the title shot
>never defends the belt once, holds the entire division hostage with no intention to return as Khabib gets his balls cut off and shoved down his throat at Putin's order in the gulag for disgracing his country

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Prime Lobov

They're on to me, I have to remain undercover

Wtf at least leave the yoder fight on there so it’ll be 5 fights

i thought about it but then i realized someone was going to complain either way lmao.

What the eff is moose gonna lose?

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Please PLEASE I need this

>Artem will l-lose...... THIS time!

>I can't wait to fuckin' perform in five- y'all- yuh guys....

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you get a good shin from getting heemed?
gota start conditioning my chin by getting knocked out daily. thanks

Colby "Chaos" Covington

fucking BRUTAL how they lead him on through fake flirtation and teasing. There's a mild gain in status with being associated with him and they draw more viewers to their podcast by having him as a guest. He's an unaware prop and falls so hard for their false interest. He's a deluded low self awareness manlet, title or not, and they're playing off that.

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Fabricio "BEASTIN 25/8" Werdum

is a bum who hasn't fought in over a year...RDA wins the rematch.

Is this the first time 2 fighters coming off a loss have main evented a UFC event?

Did you not see Gus fight Smith at the beginning of the month you fucking idiot

Gus beat Oezdemir

How tall are you?

FULL FIGHT: Artem Lobov vs. Jason Knight | Bare Knuckle FC 5
youtube.com/watch?v=XjrvwztcIb8

How high are you right now?

m8....

>Gets dropped 2 seconds in

YOU'RE A FUCKING UGLY BITCH
I want to stab you to death
Then play around with your blood

Did I get Mandela effected? Didn't Gus fight Oezdemir after Jones?

So then I saw this dude with nuggets and sweet and sour sauce, so my brain tells me to suck his dick and then I'm like "for sure I agree but I disagree."

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don't answer that
objection

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Very Tonyesque fight.

What the heck is wrong with you?

Gus has never fought Oezdemir...Are you feeling okay son?

>Did I get Mandela effected?
no you're just wrong

You cannot find a single shred of evidence that Bren'n EVER said "i agree but i disagree".
Stawlp this slander of my boy Schaulb

>Are you feeling okay son?
n-not anymore

I am wrong. I feel like the fight was booked and cancelled then, anyway, I'm gonna leave.

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Scroll down chin

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>frogs btfo
youtube.com/watch?v=hPYD_se3z-w

>lost to a greased Machida
>fluke loss to Hall

this was like 2 months ago and he's fighting again

Its mostly surface damage and some inflammation bellow. If his hands are fine, he can fight as soon as the skin heals, so he doesn't burst like a grape.
As bloody as this looks, its probably more healthy than a 12 round regular boxing fight.

I walked inna the barber shop and Jamal was asian as fuuuuuck

God, I wish....
It isn't going to be for the belt tho, since my Lafayette boyo is taking that one back home

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Hall loss was a fluke which he avenged
desu he is tied with Silva

>Melvin Canhoef is still fighting

if mousasi never roided he's better than anderson silva by default

yeah but that surface damage will reopen pretty quick, and that can make it harder to fight
good post

>yeah but that surface damage will reopen pretty quick
I'm not a doctor, I don't know if 2 months are enough for a good heal. Maybe it will.

just let them have their retard fantasies, helps the betting lines

-280 is the best free money value you will ever see

Chael absolutely based and on the button as usual
Fuck frenchcucks

Lol what was he even trying to say there

Before the fight I am shitposting that Artem will beat Paulie

After the fight I will shitpost I knew all along Paulie would win and it was just memes

It's clear you got some childhood associations with social embarrassment.

Autocorrect changed an attempt at "Champ" to "Crack" maybe?

Serious question, how many boners have been inside Ronda?

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zero but there's sure been a ton of flaccid dicks in her

Eggington is a chinlet now

Amazingly he managed to be worse than any female specials I've seen. He should be on a morning zoo show where he gets a couple minutes and they make fun of him.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a butterfly

If he tries this tomorrow his hands will be broken within seconds

Bellator picks?

>historic monument has no values
>monument X is just a tall piece of
>wanting fastfood chain all around
Well fuck you too Chael, I would have heemed him again if I knew he was around. He probably just went in front of it and up like a good tourist too instead of getting around. The USA were a mistake.

What a fucking pathetic display. Artem is going to spark him out. I unironically fully believe Artem beats Lolie

lol his off the cuff trolling is funnier than schaub's special, "there's not even a starbucks in it" lol

Seething frogcuck
Paris is a dirty fucking shithole and i pissed on the eiffel tower when i was there. I saw a bunch of dirty frogs pissing in the streets so I didn't think i was committing much of an offence.

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Wtf thats unironically pathetic

Public urination is such a problem in Paris that the government has actually started putting up urinals in the streets. This is true.

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Cope with your ugly country and people.

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cringe

>that was the joke

Designated pissing streets

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Holy moly France is an absolutely irredeemable certified shithole!

These are still rare and you have more closed public toilet than these which are also only here because of people getting drunk at night all around the city and because of niggers/sandniggers

round 2
youtube.com/watch?v=l6Iq3_MYK8I

>no mma today
>3 events tomorrow
Hate weekends like this

I would just like to go on the record and say that when Artem KOs Paulie tomorrow it doesn't count because Paulie is pillowfisted and absolutely shot to shit in every single way. Put Artem in the ring with someone like Margarito instead.

>only here because of people getting drunk at night
>man using it in broad daylight
Stop while youre ahead pierre

So you admit you're a country full of irreconcilable street pissing drunks, muzzos and niggers? At least you're acknowledging your country's a shithole, that's the first step.

That's just pictures, like I said there are not really common, you see more closed public toilet around here and I never saw anyone using it.

wen gooby???

who gives a fucking shit about france

>I never saw anyone using it
yeah me either yous dirty bastards were still pissing in the street corners

Gordon Ryan’s passing the guard, I trains at 10th planet but we unironically train 0 rubber guard and spend our whole time doing renzo John danaher stuff lol

No it's not full of it yet buddeh, mind your own shithole. Now I'm really done and you won't get me fuming again, fucking Chael.

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Has anyone had experience with a gf into MMA? I really like play fighting but would want someone who can fight back equally.

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What are the frogs over there like, georges?

It's going to be funny watching Notre-Dame be rebuilt with minarets... stay mad frog fucker.

>walks fresh off the boat into your country
>knows the frogs will doo fukkin nuttin
>takes over the country

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>would want someone who can fight back equally.
I think you're looking for a bf.

Isnt the same thing happening in UK

Posting heem discord invite link at the start of the next thread.

yeah but you can heckle pakis in the street. you would not be wise to say mean things to ngannou however

4-3

Beast for sure

brandon wins the rematch

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He lost the third round of the Diaz fight

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Be careful bro, you're gonna get a bunch of angry DM's! Plebians must not be allowed in the club!

Imagine putting this much effort into fantasy and failing this badly.

That is user's life.

He probably meant "crack" in the way it is amongst soccer players and soccer fans

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4 fights is too easy add another one broski

Conor one in every single way but the match

Hey, not everyone can be winners like us, haha

OK I'm lying I was just hoping someone would post it. Can I get one plz I no spammer

>Conor one in every single way but the match
>Conor one

Every time I post an invite I get spammed with people telling me to kill myself

Has anyone here actually tried Proper 12?

[email protected]
Plz I need buddies

nigger

Have I urinated in a cup and drank it? Can't say I have, buddeh

sent

I'm 5'7 at 130lbs and I've seen girls who could fuck me then beat me to death. Also I'm jewish so that's like a -5 to STR and DEX and a +10 to wanting to get pegged by an amazonian wheyfu

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eh. zabu zabu

Paul "Semtex" Daley

Idk lol I'm rooting for Ben but I think Masvidal is going to bust his ass up.

...

30-26 decision for funk. Wont even watch, itll be a snoozefest.

Window from :36 to :32 yeah I agree the ref could have called it and people would say it was a legit TKO.

Khabib could've knocked him out if he commited to it