/wwc/ - Sweden v USA / Thailand v Chile

>hydration breaks
What is this, American sports?

flags up for being hot

QT DOWN

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HOW DO I GET THIGHS LIKE THAT Yea Forums??? How many squats a day?

buy a suicide loicense and kys

>own goal

WTF?

An own goal??? What the fuck

as much as I think Lloyd was off side, it doesn't look like it's going to impact the game so whatever

but that touch by Heath was special

>Sweden has a girl named BLACKEDstenius

pottery

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I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

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they should have the drinks cart like in cricket

I like the announcers shitting on fifa

Just regular soccer.

/u/sa

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>Ameritard will never have this passion

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>hey guys i kill kids for israel in the american army AMA

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>Not loving FIFA

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>Tobin Heath's goal being scored an own goal
Is FIFA unironically retarded?

You fucked it up, Sven.

>but the girls don't dive

what ethnicity is asslani? romanian or something?

Imagine being American

>tfw you get a meme with just the punch line

I've been here too long

imagine being the water boy for a women's team but you had to feed water into their mouths like a mother bird does to its babies haha

So which country has hotter women? Sweden or America?

Bless his heart

Looks a little nippy in France...

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Can anyone stop the Americans?

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kosovo albanian

I'm on NoFap since 11days, it's hard for me to watch this match

worse

So flat

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL BE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL BE GANGRAPED

think again

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>gets bowled over and stepped on
>up in 10 seconds

>Neymar
>’nuff said

Sweden.

>Imagine being American
You mean, winning?

why do euros approve of flopping? it's quite embarrassing.

Bright would floor the majority of the yanks with ease

I wonder if any of the girls don't shave

it would be weird sniffing their hairy pussy after the game haha

How do we get English "Sweden" from Sverige?

Sweden. We have Mexicans, it's an unfair handicap.

Brapp!

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plot twist: ask someone who works for the Swedish military anything (yes we have one :DDD)

Screenshot that upskirt.

>that merchants shadow next to FIFA logo

Pottery

why are the best male and female Swedes actually Balkans? weren’t y’all Vikangs n shiet? what happened?

>tfw no /wwc/ tomorrow

wot
Latino girl are hot as fuck dude

Imagine not being American

>ouch

the d*tch
do march straight or crooked?

men’s USA team gonna lose to Trinidad and Tobongo again

do you guys have to die for israel too?

Soaked panties?

KOM SOM DU ÄR

my sides

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why did the speedy black chick not get subbed

What exactly are you implying?

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>it's almost July
>world cup was a year ago

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abolutely based world cup

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>womens game

Being American is stupid, dude

that dude is in genuine pain

Her name is Kosovare or something. That should be your clue right thre.

Are your vehicle manuals written in cartoon?

>Asllani gone off
>2nd in the qt rater behind Heath by 0.55
Can she still win lads?

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We did pretty well this men's world cup and all our starters were vikangz. Can't complain.

>horan

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yikes

The Vikings all left Sweden to go to Iceland and stuff. The weak ones who couldn't colonize stayed back.

Until they hit 30 and their asses and facial hair grow exponentially

lol

Lol, nearly all girls in the USA goal. Cute

>sWEEDish women

Worse, Ikea pictograms

It's just a name. It means nothing here but a name.

new QT alert

I am so hyped up right now!

Dude

>Until they hit 30
you mean until they hit 15 and start having children

make way for my waifu :D

need one more goal for my bet

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pugh is a qttttt

we have a small presence in Iraq so I guess so
I imagine the Leopard manuals are written in Swerman

Honestly never heard that name in my life?

kek

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has another team shut out all opponents like these queens are about to do?

Swede

>damfotboll

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I don't get it

are you doing over/under?

>inb4 Pugh hat trick

Germany

Imagine thinking the US doesn't have the cutest team

It's an Irish surname

>Subban

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Bottom right dude cringing lmao

it's of irish descent

i knew a guy in high school with the last name

Have you ever left your parents' basement?

USA NO!

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jeeez Sweden playing murderball

I’m pretty sure if a decent team actually put in the time to learn the fundamentals and not make shitty passes, they’d take on the US team easily.

DED WAMEN

americans are so embarrassing

over 2.5 in an acca. only have uruguay to win left if they somebody scores now

O'Hara is cute!

name go in book

It's between the US and the Netherlands

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There's hope.

Chile just missed a PK lel. Just like their men lmfao.

Who Yea Forums here?

t.

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I will marry Jakobsson

heh imagine practicing basic shit like marking and passing with the inside of your foot haha that would be crazy wouldn't it

F

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Half the people that browse this site are aspy

Are we knocked out now?

>cheer when opponent get a card
>boo when usa gets a card

American crowds are retarded. Have they ever heard of sportsmanship?

If the Avengers were made in Sweden, would the director be Josh Sweden? lol

here

Is that dude wearing a Mike Eruzione hockey sweater? Unironically based as fuck

they got internet in greenland?

LOL.

13-0 against #34th in the world.
3-0 against #39th in the world.
2-0 against #9 in the world (and one of them is an own goal).

>miss a pk in this WC
They'll give 'em a redo

>whitewalkers on Yea Forums
noice

Our starters we benched today btw

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Srsly I muted after 30 seconds

where are the niggers?

*OLD TOWN ROAD BANGS IN THE BACKGROUND*

>American
>sportsmanship
haha good one

They would legitimately beat England's mens team

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is our goalie even good?

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It's expensive and slow, but yes.

I thought Sweden was good. This is just Chile but white.

finally a save

How did we do against the #1 team in the world?

Lloyd denied, we need one more dabbin celebration

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I know. Which is why they’re losing

7 minutes???? Huh

Fuck

I keep forgetting how much more calm, rational and well-behaved soccer fans are compared to other sports. Please elaborate.

Good God they're all so damn selfish

7 mins da fuck

>+7 in both games

I thought the max was 5 lol

DENIED

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>Press
O she feelin’ it

>7 minutes of stoppage
These female refs my god

>7 minutes of stoppage time

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only thing that matters is winning

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Do you expect us to root for Sweden? I hope this is bait

Do they have ___dottir last names in Sweden like in Iceland, or just ___son?

>7 more minutes
literally no one wants this

sexy girl's

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>DING DING DING
>Last call for the BBC Waifu awards
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48708954
qt Asllani is now only 0.45 behind Heath. Hoping for another triggered article from bbc if a losing player wins again

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imagine getting this upset about cheering

genuinely unable to deal with how cute christen press is right now

heath and lloyd play like shit

I don't know what the result is but I just wanted to say

Fuck the USA

>tf
>tp

it's uncommon

No but kevin nash was raped in the sweltering summer of 92

>cheering for the other team so you don't hurt their feelings when they foul your team's players
Don't want to get booed? Don't commit fouls.

See:

>soccer
>sportsmanship

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In Sweden, we have a song about the Janny
youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQ

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Canada is babby mode, basically a free ticket to the next round

Stoppage time is retarded. Just stop the clock when play stops each time lmao

>Imagine beinf Swedish and not having an umlaut or a slashed o in your last name
Why even live?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

They are losing on purpose, you'll see..

why don't they just stop the game instead of this stupid shit?

>BBC's

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You don't start 'booing' evrytime the ref gives the opponent a free kick. Especially when you are clearly in the wrong.

Remember when people were defending the US running up the score on Thailand by arguing they might need goal difference to finish ahead of Sweden in the group? LOL

>the Jewish merchant

We're playing our reserve team atm, relax.

still find it hilarious the uk is so cucked they have a website dedicated to big black cock

Everything about this game goes against your shitty argument.

Lul no

>slashed o
nigga that's denmark/norway
sweden has åÅ äÄ öÖ

So we play france after this?

>7 minutes

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>tf
>tp
the US tried this before you clown, literally everybody fucking hated it from players to spectators

your a fuckin moran

How do they decide which one to use?

Spain, then France

How many times have you fapped to players this WWC, lads?

Hur uttalade kommentatorerna Horan?

didnt you look at the flag?

these swedish girls are rude and mean!

it was the right move anyway. always score as much as possible

WYSALOSOOABA?

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>Just stop the clock when play stops each time lmao
I take it you've not watched a lot of soccer...

You are by tyrone and jamal

strangely enough we also have üÜ but only in names

>wanting a window for advertisers to exploit
true capitalist scum here

As long as she doesn't walk down the road of bimbo

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hourään

I don't disagree at all, I just think it's funny that people thought they might not win this game.

Grow up

Imagine being American

jeeezus Christ just end this match already

kwab

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Does that gif of Morgan's pancake ass in a bikini count?

Theh are qt's and infinitely more attractive than your mutts

congrats on your goal Sweden : )

>imagine being swedish and having an ǿ in your last name

Imagine all the angry lesbian sex in the showers after the game

Whycome they didn't just kick it right at the goal mouth?

Why didn't it work and how the fuck does it affect the spectators? If it works in basketball it should work in soccer

the state of that corner

How come Sweden is so bad at soccer?

>your mutts
like 90% of our players are white

no rules really, just pick. I've seen _dotter like twice.

>cant handle banter
Pussy.
youtu.be/lYrA30qcvK4

>American Dominance.

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must have been an honour to play against you guys :)

>CONCACAF only gets 3 teams in the WWC
>still get 100% of the teams playing in the final.
Why even bother

>women's football
how come women's cross country skiing is so much better than women's football?

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US vs SpainMonkeys

Why they all wearing coats? How cold is it in Le Havre?

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javla hora

Have sex

How come there are no black players on Sweden’s women’s team but there are plenty on the men’s?

This was not implied at all you fucktard

gg swede bros

Verily shant be baited. Good day

i wasted my time for 2 measly goals? i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

Their players are actual aryan qt's

Now that USA have firmly solidified themselves as the bad guys, how do we want them to go out?

> plenty

Pretty sure you have plenty more than us.

oh hey there, Spain.

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pls no bully

that's what you get for not helping us in both world wars you sneaky swedes

GG swedefrens

>skiing
good sport

>football
pic related

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I miss it so much

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It fucks the game up. There are only a couple set plays each half, the rest of the game if fluid. It's not like niggerball where everything is a setplay, and TV timeouts have no effect on the outcome.

swedish bros you're welcome for playing us. i know it was a dream to be on the same field as us and you did it. you can tell your grandchildren about it.

Based

yeah but to expand we don't actually use the -son and -daughter naming convention anymore. if someone is named Eriksson it's not because their father's name is Erik

sweaty, naked, and entangled with their opponent

They only have 50 million niggers kek

SOON MY BROTHERS

I imagine that's what the Trinidad and Tobagan players said to the USA players as well

>this is what Greenland's flag looks like
Why is it red?

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Someone please post thicc swedish Olympian...you know the one.

Not at her best tonight.

because of all the volcanos there

Denmark

I only have to say potatoes to summarize your country.

Thats a strange kitchen

I got a BBC I can give her

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why are blondes so good at soccer?

I know this is probably not worth arguing, but hear me out. If stoppage time is accurately calculated then that means someone is counting how long the clock would be stopped. So why not just actually stop the clock? If stoppage time isn't being calculated that accurately then it's actually fucking the game up as well

I wish.

cool maymay but I shan't be tolerating it from a little Drogheda knacker shit such as yourself, Euan

holy shit this desk looks so awful
i watch the canadian stream and they all look better

can't stand this cunt

When was the last time Ireland qualified for a World Cup? 1962?

You'd have to stop the clock everytime the ball is dead. You don't realize how long the ball is dead.
Stoppage time is primarly to account for injuries and goals, not dead balls.

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all those dudes in the qt circle celebration

JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER
JAG ÄR NÄSTAN DÄR
JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER NU
DU, HÅLL UT, DU VET ATT
JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER, JAG KOMMER
BABY, JAG TROR JAG ÄR KÄR
I TAXIN, I TRAPPEN, I HISSEN, I HALLEN, JAG FALLER, FALLER

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Heard that dublin is filled with Nigerians

new _son isn't very common either, parents decide on
one of their surname.

Usually male wants his passed on (unless it's really common or boring) and female gets more power on given name pick.

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If you want to micromanage the time you may as well add a shot clock.

>First time two African nations made it to the group of 16.
Pretty sure Germany and Sweden have made it this far before.

Horan is an actual name in your country

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how can anyone take a broadcaster called "BBC" seriously kek

>Stoppage time is primarly to account for injuries and goals
Right, so I say only stop the clock for those moments.

>Just stop the clock when play stops each time
It makes perfect sense. And that is why soccerfags defend "stoppage time". They would rather have someone, somewhere in the stadium randomly decide how much time to add on.

They only complain about it when it hurts their team.

Why can't they do both?

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>LIterally give attention to this lesboshit second rate wymyn soccer
Are you all perverts?

greenland is like a sad and depressing finland:
fillled with alcoholist mongols who just kill themselves and used to belong to a scandinavian country

borde täppt igen truten efter 17 år
can confirm
t. spent a Christmas Eve with a Christian Nigerian flat Earther

Didn't even watch the game lol. Was just shitposting in the threads.

Why bother? They just add it at the end of the half.

>having to play Spain instead of Canada is a "win"
American education

cameroon vs cameroon who wins?

what do the women's locker rooms smell like after a game?

>t. spent a Christmas Eve with a Christian Nigerian flat Earther

greentext or you are lying on the internet

>They would rather have someone, somewhere in the stadium randomly decide how much time to add on.
And this is why I think stoppage time fucks up the game more than just stopping the clock at the appropriate times

Heaven

BLANDA UPP

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Do you know what a 'dead ball' is?

Your flag looks like an african flag

>Pretty sure Germany and Sweden have made it this far before.

There's things I can say bant about Denmark's alcoholic injun colony but then I realise that you probably have friends that have killed themselves.

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lesbianism

Because it's more accurate than guestimating at the end and it's downright lazy not to

You'd know.

youtube.com/watch?v=9_amLaBWlJ8

>'ate sudacas
>'ate dikes
>luv me mate
>simple as

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I watched the Thailand vs Chile game because fuck the U.S. women team.

I don't greentext because FUCK Miljöpartiet and FUCK Greta Thunberg

USA Canada in same day, China Japan same day what did they mean by this?

u mad?

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>t. Mohammed al bin Salaam

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Is there anything more lonely than being the token straight in the locker room after your teams WWC victory?

Anyone with a basic knowledge of flags would

They tend to like circles and weird shapes you probably like to play drums to.

>Can’t see an acronym without fantasising about cock

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>Why bother?
Because it isn't consistent. You could make it completely fair, free from human interpretation.

But if that is what the world loves then you can have it. Stoppage time doesn't make any sense when you have the technology to stop the clock. But it doesn't have to make sense to me. If soccer players are ok with individuals deciding how much stoppage time to add, then so be it.

t. Brayan Gay Horan

You sound culturally enriched.

i bet the lesbians play around with the straights all the time, whipping them with towels etc.

GODDAMNIT

>so close to NIG-GER

Please. Spare me the praise. I could only dream of being as culturally enriched as the average American!

You'd know

>this fucking bracket
it's over lads

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>SEETHING

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can brazil beat france? france were quite weak against norway.

what is it like to eat pussy?

spegel

maybe with some diving

Almost 3 full threads and no roast, for shame Yea Forums

>mutt posts a mutt-gif

See, we lost for a reason.

>brazil beating Le Fronce
>spain beating USA
Imagine the bad guys getting literally BTFO already

Just imagine it

Ask Nilla Fisher

fun except when the chick takes too long to cum

im in love

it causes cancer

these researchers need to have sex

>Team USA will not tank
>somehow tanks into best bracket result possible for Team USA against a Swedish team legitimately trying to tank

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Grow up

why is banter so weak against us? it's always the same thing, calling us by an islamic name

you think it's original after the millionth time?

>imagining fridolina's sweaty panties after a long game

brahs ...

DET HANDLAR OM DIG
DET HANDLAR OM MIG
DET HANDLAR OM DIG
DET HANDLAR OM MIG
DET HANDLAR OM DIG
DET HANDLAR OM MIG
DET HANDLAR OM DIG
DET HANDLAR OM MIG

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They did an analysis of home game advantage across sports and found that the only significant advantage any home team has in any sport is stoppage time in soccer. Refs are far more likely to award favorable minutes to home teams if they are down or give less added time if they are struggling to maintain a lead.
It’s the biggest most corrupt aspect of any modern sport.

this, sweden was tanking to get into the easy bracket, where the "strongest" team is a german team that can't get their shit together