Sweden - USA #2

vem fan är subban?

>From world champions to humbling defeat against Under 15s side... World Cup-winning USA women's team suffer 5-2 loss against Dallas academy boys

>Sweden's women's national football team suffered a crushing 3-0 defeat during a friendly in Stockholm on Tuesday, with the country's top female players finding themselves shutout by an undermanned local boys team.

OH NO NO NO reminder that these women want the same salary as Messi and Ronaldo

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same

PK PK PK PK PK

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bork bork

yes, I was going to ask a girl out today but she let slip that she was moving in with her boyfriend before I could say anything

USA UNDER PRESSURE

God save our gracious QueBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

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For me, it's Swedish women

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shave jacobsson and that's a man baby

also isn't that a male name?

How much did Sweden pay to get pegged in the ass by Horan?

Ärligt talat tittar jag inte ens på matchen

Yes?

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>Lionel Choki

dunn is pretty shit

Truly the finest moment of this world cup.

(s)He does it for free

USA not generating good chances desu

we don't do genders anymore

POAST THE ROAST

Not gonna lie lads I'd shoot my goo into rapidhoe if she ordered me to

En neger i usa hockey

lame

Here's a (you)

Kanadensare faktiskt

Would be hot if she ordered it

Bomb diddlarassus
Looking at your glasses
Wonder how you see
Through the smudge and the scratches

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Yeah, they're lucky they got that early corner.

>How much did Sweden pay to get pegged in the ass by the whore?

I'm sorry, but you said it.

Haha that is a funny picture of Hope Solo,
I can die happy the day her nudes get leaked.
She is a solid 9/10

Don’t you dare

that's like 5 turnovers by the lone black now

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Same, but I love her so she wouldn't have to order me

Are you sure?

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USA gonna win this wc. You have to be really good and have some luck to win against them.

They became family names in the 1800s name reform

I'd do it for free

She will be a good milf in a brazzers video

Waiting for the half to finish so i can hear (and see) more hope solo analysis

Megan Rapinoe is so cute and sweet

ran out of gas on that run

u just have to tie and force us to penalties and we’ll lose

>åhhhhhh hata usaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>HORAN
>vi sjunger samma sak hela natten lång
>hata usaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Vad menade den svenska klacken med det här?

Dunn

haha vagina

And anti trump

hey Sweden if you lose please injure as many of our players as possible
I hate these cunts more than you can imagine

Bolt-ons yuck

Finna based

probably a vegan

I think this is the most jarring thing in the picture
for a girl attempting to look sexy sending nudes to her man, why would you make this face in particular?

Can the US men's team beat them?

Hnnnnnghh body, just paper bag the face

She's a witch - needs to be thrown off a cliff to see if she flies.

VI VILL SE HORAN VINKA

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WOW anti American scum, traitor.

Ffs ta bort honom från svensk hockey

no
Women team is superior

WHAT A CHANCE FOR SWEDEN!

LA MIGRA JOSE! RUN AMIGO!

Because you're actually lame and uncool, and your entire outward persona of hard edged bitch is to cover how much of a loser you are.

Mewis is actually ridiculously good

also, why does the US have the cutest national team?

Americans cannot pronounce french words

OH VEY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Better than her confused chimp face

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Only if you break the legs of that cunt nilla fisher

>I said to her after the match "don't be upset. It's a dream of everyone's to be at the world cup, to play against the United States of America, well you've done that. You've lived that dream. You can tell your grandchildren that you did that. You were there."

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Between Rapinhoe and Schmidt, who awkwardly flirts with their teammates the most?

how is the us womens national team so good? is it because we offer high school womens soccer and other countries don't

I visited Stockholm, I liked swedish women there. How do you become Swedish ? My great-great grandpa came from Danmark to Belgium if it can help

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Redpill me on Horan.

Americans are the most attractive people on the planet, so it just follows naturally.

Yes, women, yes, just one last spin on my dick before the halftime.

youtube.com/watch?v=-cbQ4KHdglw

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why

Jakobsson is going to score soon if she continues like this.
>direkt från foppaland

Schmidt is engaged so keep your degenerate fantasies away from her, sliteye.

>ywn have a qt lesbian athlete gf
Why even live?

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I wonder if she'll tell her grandchildren about that time she got pummeled by 13 year old boys?

Girls soccer in high school is one of the most popular sports in high school.

usa is good at all sports that they play
girls typically only play soccer, field hockey or volleyball

she wants money for her services

The performance of women's sports is less about the sports popularity and more about the rights of women

Dunno but dude just said Le Havre like “Lay Haver”

>it 'aint gonna lick itself!
hot af

>Rapinhoe and Schmidt
Lansky needs to make them an offer they can't refuse

>Americans are the most attractive people on the planet, so it just follows naturally.

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What language does subban mean whore?

COCA COLA IS THE WORLD’s drink

youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

>you now remember how hot you thought the dancing girl was

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Below is the current playlist that team USA uses

Shut Up and Dance (Walk the Moon)
Trap Queen (Fetty Wap)
Bad Blood (Taylor Swift Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
Honey, I'm Good. (Andy Grammar)
Want To Want Me (Jason Derulo)
Worth it (Fifth Harmony Feat. Kid Ink)
Fight Song (Rachel Platten)
Watch me (Whip/ Nae Nae)
Photograph (Ed Sheeran)
Beautiful Like (Nick Fradiani)
My House (Flo Rida)
Renegades (X Ambassadors)
Dreams (Life of Dillon)
I Know There's Gonna Be (Good Times) (Jamie xx)
Try Me (Jason Derulo Feat. Jennifer Lopez & Matoma)
Hands in the air (Sire Castro)
King Kunta (Kendrick Lamar)
Got Your Money (ODB)
Too Close (Next)
Thinking Out Loud (Ed Sheeran)
FourFiveSeconds (Rihanna and Kanye West and Paul McCartney)
Conqueror (Empire Cast Feat. Estelle and Jussie Smollett)
Best of 2013 Mash-Up (Anthem Lights)
Hey Mama (David Guetta Feat. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha)
GDFR (Flo Rida Feat. Sage the Gemini & Lookas)
Don't Tell 'Em (Jeremih - Feat. YG)
See You Again (Wiz Khalifa Feat. Charlie Puth)
Love Me Like You Do (Ellie Goulding From "Fifty Shades of Grey)

Solo said she was going to Valencia for a match when she was a pundit in another BBC game.

It's time to replace the US National Anthem with a rap written by black people, the same people who built this country.

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It's a slang in Swedish

he's baiting dude

I wish Christen Press were good at soccer, so I could watch her cute ass run around out there

Subban means the bitch in Swedish

USA gonna open this game up in the 2nd half. 4 - 0 incoming.

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It was all a dream...

>time to die for israel

the first time I read this i thought you were talking about me lmao

>How do you become Swedish?

How do I become Japanese? I like anime.

go back to pol, and while you're there, PLEASE have sex

Thx 4 this

Thanks friendos

haha

absolute queen

Why do you guys get Hope and we get Alexi Lalas?

How come solo is on the bbc coverage but not America’s???? I don’t understand

Kill one (1) Korean

Source?

När spelar det riktiga landslaget?

>Burgers need lawnmower awareness advertising

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Whats traditional Swedish food?

it should unironically be this
youtube.com/watch?v=WLNzTZVvoWs

pregame carpet munch

C.R.E.A.M. fits better for the USA

>the only land russians own is tundra and radioactive grass that doesn't grow

Meatballs and herring

Tupac hit em up wil be pretty based

pickled herring

Cant stand listening to her desu.
>They start discussing Sweden’s chances and their play
>She just talks about the US, not even commenting on what happened

Alexei probably has a tighter anus

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Kul att kolla när Berg missar mål i 90 min....

you can be a swedish character in anime, how about that?

What should I have for din dins?

Fox doesn't want us to see Lalas lose a fistfight on national television

Also because Hope Solo likely has arrest warrants

ok boris. better get your shitposting in before the rolling blackouts take effect

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You could say that you... lost hope?

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bagged milk

Hummus

KING KUNTA
WHERE WUZ YOU WHEN I WAS WANKING

spaghetti with chili and cheese on it

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUUUCKAAAAAAAAA

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bariis iskukaris and Norwegian tears

Hope has nice eyes

ummmm guys

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ive literally never heard one of these songs
cept for ODB because dirty dirty

A pack of darts and a 12 rack of Molson's

>den där sommaren för 4 år sen då Moa Svan blev helt bortblåsta av baserade Tibbling

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I heard they drink jugs in western canada
Nasty

Tror han är på väg bort snart ärligt talat. Tror inte han startar under EM i alla fall.

Will you root in the next EM we will surely be now? I will root for you if we don't get there. But they have already promised us here we will get to that tournament.

>tfw no gf

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We got the biggest bombs and the worst brew
We beat the Nazis in WW2
Whats a Russian? They helped us elect Trump?
If you shoot down our drones we'll whine on Twitter
We broke down Iraq like we broke our shitter
You'll see us eating from sea to sea, but either way you'll see degeneracy
Slaves built the white house and we made them paint it black
Then they killed the red man when we said attack
White people rule this country and cover it up
Racism is bad
(Just to survive Blacks need all sorts of free stuff - tough!)
So if you want to see us win today
Just call Rapinoe a dumb ass gay

Word

potato

damn now I want some Cincinnati chili but the only place near me is Skyline and I don't want to get cancer

Is the canned Gold Star decent lads?

>that jawline though

what label you rap on?

>Love Me Like You Do (Ellie Goulding From "Fifty Shades of Grey)
hm

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOW TO THE WAAAALL
TILL THE SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BALLS

>när Gudetti bestämde sig för att inte bli bättre och bara spela av karriären

I really hate hope solo's voice, it goes straight through me.

Honestly we're qualifying for sure. I don't think we're messing up this group. Even if we do we'll qualify from the Nations League or whatever. I'll root for you when you're not playing against us. Good luck Pekka.

>It’s not advantageous for a keeper to be off their line during a penalty
Jesus Christ. Please remove hope solo from bbc or at least teach her how angles work.

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Yeah I'll take this one

bottle of syrup

Based Hope 'Arby's on legs' Solo making the female presenter nervous by staring at her like she want to hate fuck her.

>my actual face when her actual name is unironically horan
>my actual face when the commentators are deliberately pronouncing it Ho-rän to avoid embarrassment

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Fy fan många babbar och annat pack i reklamen nu förtiden ...

RIP Sverige

does russia even have grass?
seriously during the winter lympics it was all mud and dog shit

that song makes feel a not so nice feel

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>open this up
you won't post it

>skyline
>cancer
what? and no, gold star is bad. only thing close to skyline in quality is camp washington

Post swede cuties please. Jesus i fell in love when the filmed the swedish fans. So much beauty !!!
+ is Morgan a dyke or coalburner ?

youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccck why can't I watch this

same

Is the fact that the USWNT is the most dominant women's team in history something that's worthy of respect? Or does it just make the US even more of a laughing stock (because the women are infinitely more successful than the men)?

Is that the only two possible options?

does she think this is an anime?

Robert Z'dar plays for the US?

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...

Her husband is mexican I think

it's respectable. soccer is the main sport in most of these countries and we still dominate

God i hate my life

It's a sunny afternoon and I'm watching and commenting on women's soccer

FML

Also that black girl does look like the Candyman for the record

burritoburner

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I want to turn her straight

>on the big screen in times square
>zero reaction to the goal
I love this country

The unstoppable American dead faced retard stare

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She look like one

Tabouleh

hörru
här får man inte vara rasse

I'm proud of how much we support our women here.

The men are only bad because we don't care about soccer

They should let the goalie move off the line when the kicker starts moving. It's stupid that PKs are basically guaranteed goals unless you're a complete autist, female or Clint Dempsey. Then they can also call more penalties that often go uncalled because of how severe awarding a PK is.

What are they talking about?

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I'm sure you will qualify. But just asking if you will support us when we will qualify for the first time. Good luck to you too.

Most people understand that USA cared about girls playing soccer generations before most of the rest of the world - nothing wrong with it, but it's not nearly as serious as its supporters want to think.

It's like being the best at kid's football. Nigeria always dominate at u17 football (because they fake their birth certificates). Nobody gives a flying fuck about that though.

>mfw she broke up with me

Ne me quitte pas !
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>no prince
>no stevie wonder
Gay.

Kebabpizza
Tacos
Köttbullar
Pannkakor
Potatisbullar
a variety of pickled herring and other salty foods
Lakrits

16 looks British

Its because America loves a winner. And will not tolerate a loser!

This evening's clam bake

wymens rights

Don't it even try it, buck-o.

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16 is super cute

Who’s turn is it to sit on anons face

rapporterad

What race is Carli Lloyd?

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new high tech dildo : Chadildo.

>0k fun is over, where's my hairbrush

see

been saying that too. she just has that pasty look to her.

Looks like the Scottish forward, cuthbert or something like that

Alla blattar är rassar mot svennar ändå så sluta hyckla len

(you)

Morgan is the only attractive player in the squad

>RAPIHOE

post it

>nämner inte surströmming
Omg sörlänning gtfo

guido

Chile GOOOOAAALLLLLLLLL

1-0

Fy fan vad varmt det är. Är 33 grader i mitt rum just nu. Känns som en jävla bastu.

FIRST BLOOD!

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"Det är okej att jag gör så för dom gör likadant"

If you don't find the female Candyman attractive than you are racist

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I know that feel, pallar fan knappt mer av det här alltså

Kelley Ohara is way cuter.
Christen Press is the cutest girl you've ever seen

Basically everyone on the team is at least kind of attractive

based

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>USA faces a team that gets paid more than hot-dogs and handshakes
>has a tough time
like pottery

I'm there. I've got beer.

Yes, the common dago surname "Lloyd"

Rambo was a better movie

doesn't look so bad from that angle

haha

Hur pratar du som? Är du 12?

>the absolute state of professional womens football
the quality is appalling
this is knattefotboll tier
lökar som fan

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Defo a buttaface

"""People""" in this country pronounce pic related "haver duh grace"

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What a shot lol!!!!

CLOWNED ON

You are still schooling them desu

USA USA USA USA USA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahahahahahaha

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

någon breva "norr bk" memen

OFFSIDE

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DE GROSSO

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DE GROSSO

>sweeden LITERALLY passes to an american player
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>womens soccer

>tfw she will never domestically abuse me

2SA 2SA 2SA 2SA 2SA

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

wonder what her flaps look like

The ladies just squirted FREEDOM all over Sweden

Don't feel too bad Swedes. Have a can of fermented fish you'll feel better.

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why even watch this shit lol
we are a bowling nation anyway

WHAT A SHOOT!

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NO GOL

We still havent descussed wht men are paid more, I mean it's the same game right

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KALLA BLICKAR
KALLA KÅRAR

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Jag bryr mig inte längre desu

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WHAT THE FUCK
VAR RUINING THE FUCKING SPORT EVERY GODDAMN GOAL

She was so offside. For fuck sake

T O B I N
O
B
I
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VAR again?
please shoot VAR

ITS OFFSIDE!

UH OHHH

MOAR
>MOAR
MOAR
>MOAR
MOAR
>MOAR
MOAR
>MOAR
MOAR
>MOAR
MOAR
>MOAR
MOAR
>MOAR

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Redpill me on the top bowlers

IT'S OGRE

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What goal, hot damn

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That's offside but if the own goal from the other game wasn't called offside this shouldn't be called either

Always loved VAR

This is crap.
US bros, you have a good team. We dont event deserve to win

>ctrl+f stream
>0 results

WHAT

that's not Lindsey Vonn

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I mean that was blatantly offside but apparently they want to lose anyway for an easier ro16 opponent(?)

I hope they don't VAR that

HEY HEY MONIKA

She was off-side.

TEMEO DIJO EL VARSINSO

it's free

russian ref
NO GOAL confirmed

>waaaah why can't we break the rules

VAR is ruining the sport prove me wrong

OH SNAP!
They've given offside for less.

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She wasn’t even involved in the play

is it offside if the other team touches it after the initial pass? i don't fucking understand

FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR FUCK VAR

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Yes please, its realy good. Cant wait for surströmmingspremiären

>Russian ref
It’s gonna be called back

I want var simson memes

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THAT SHIT IS GOOD
I LOVE YOU VAR

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EL VAR SINSON DABBING ON THEM BITCHES

Bullshit if that isn't offside

VAR sinson?

Great goal, but definitely off side

carli lloyd is 36? what the hell

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>RUSSIAN REF

I don't know, sorry
I just read a headline that we won the European championsship

IT STANDS SUCK A DICK VAR

based

>the state of this referee
how can you not see that being offside

It definitely ruins the celebrations

it's on FOX? Free if you have a TV

She caused the defender to kick the ball to heath

it's clearly offside

>woman ref

>el suiANO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

I think I know which one you're referring to, and you're 100% correct

not even watching the game but
>EL VAR SINSOOOOOOO

Skumt men vem bryr sig ärligt talat

lmfao what, how on EARTH is that not off-sides?

are we now entering NFL-tier PI rules?

Use your parents' cable login to watch on foxsports.com

FUCK that! I'm sick of these inconsistent VAR calls...

That was offside.

But you need some fucking luck and a good defence to do that.

how the fuck is that not interfering with the play?

if you're offside how involved in the play do you have to be for it to matter if you're offside?

dude, read the wikipage on offside, it makes zero sense. I understand leg before wicket more than offside rule

wait i thought that blonde guy with the ponytail they were showing was swedish

This VAR doesn't make sense. She is offside and it's the reason the defender has to clear it that way. That should make it an offside call even if the player doesn't touch it.

How can they award that?
Disgusting. Absolute fucking state of VAR

Two separate plays

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After messi’s refball the other day, nothing surprises me

All these comments of usa offside

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lol how did they let that one count?

EL VAR SINSO

That's what I thought too.

>scotbros get btfo for a minor penal infractions
>obvious offside is missed
still seething lads

> shit call
> don't care though since ez r16 tree

let some of the reserves have their game

will I never get an American imperialist gf? Why live?

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USA IS JAMES HOLZHAUER BEFORE HIS LOSS.

If this had happened to our men's team in an important game I would've been seething desu

lol even American commentators are saying that was offsides

Me right now

much less involved than she actually was

that's always offside

The concept of plays in soccer is extremely loose at best

I'm amazed at how the VAR SINSO meme got so successful so quickly

where's norbro? I need a goal webbum so I can arbitrate
t. knower of offside rule

that was fucking offside too

even if it is offside, what the fuck is that goalie doing? she dodged that ball like it was the matrix.

The Norwegian commentators on TV said that they got the message on their screen that the goal was valid BEFORE the ref had signaled so. Odd thing that

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everyone with a usa flag calling offsides should leave the country

If your presence draws in both the center backs to have to defend you by definition you are involved and influencing play

why do they keep trying to take our goals away?

>start using VAR to make the right calls
>miss the calls anyway

This.
Fuck off anti American scum.

Womens Football Rule Change:

Each team can bring on a male player at anytime for 20 minutes

I'm a genius

the offside flag should have raised way before the swede def kick it to heath thus disallow the goal
ref made the wrong call

The butthurt in this thread against USA

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She was overplaying the cross and already moving laterally. She couldn't get back up for the chip.

Sweden gonna make a comeback

We're gonna win anyway. We don't have to cheat

Also, we already have the cutest team. That's the real trophy

suck my balls

That was an offside. If we go by the rules. Like we all do.

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Women's footballl rule change:
>The women have to play in mini-skirts

Somebody post qt Rolfo pics

Summer down chicano

>filling in the big shoes of Hope Solo

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It's like in the olympics where they can have a couple over-age players

What the fuck is the point of VAR if the ref is still fucking blind? It was a great goal, but come on

>Americans don't understand fair play
Why am I not surprised

The assistants are told not to raise their flag for marginal calls now because VAR can catch it.

you must really hate freedom bro

This Australian girl was offside and the Brazilian had to attempt to clear it and caused an own goal

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REF IS BLIND LOL

The ref makes the final decision right? She tells the HQ over the mike system before she does thew whole pantomime thing

>half of them are American flags too
Fucking traitorous scum what ever happened to blind allegiance to your country

Which Swede is cutest?

>fair play
Yawn

Only thing better is when they eventually choke

Because they're women, it's in their nature

what's the ruling on transgender players? the shitters on our men's team could maybe compete if they became transsexuals

Well this is the next step of course

Swede Vared

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>people thought VAR would improve soccer
I laugh every time. Shoulda just added 2nd ref, and lived with it.

it's not about being fair. if this was an nfl game, people wouldn't be arguing for the right call against their team

We already had a trans player, and Abby Wambach wound up scoring all the goals

Sweden getting some decent possession now...

Yeah, this. Same thing happens in the NBA, the ref talks to the scorers table first, and then makes the hand signals.

Since everyone is in a bash america mood, I'll take questions about what being in the american military is really like.

t. active duty American

the blonde one

Björn

wow, that is a stupid fucking thing to do

Carola and calle halfvarsson.

fuck off

Amanda ilestedt

can you pull the goalie for an extra attacker like in hockey?

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you can dance
you can jive
having the time of your life

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are you ready to die for israel and saudi arabia?

>declare all the stars on the USWNT as men
>replace all the shitters on the USMNT
>??????
>win a world cup
Simple as

BBC waifuometer active lads.

Why? It's actually good.

what happens if they kick the ball and it goes up there vagina lol

yeah but that’s a desperation move

nobody give a fuck, go die for israel

cry more liberal faggot

>getting shot at for jews

what's up welfare queen

who do you call if you need IT support?

Who is more crooked and corrupt?

NBA or FIFA

>BBC qt rater is now live
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48708954

Give Asllani a 10 edition.

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I've barely watched a second of this game. Have just been shitposting in this thread instead t b h

So, basically it was about being involved in the play even though she did not touch the ball. The VAR deemed her presence there enough to be marked offside, and the referee disagreed. Is that about right?

Ewwww don’t take out lavelle for that witch

Bae is coming in!

What should I do to prepare for being conscripted to join the Iran War?

>best girl coming in
Ultimate kickfu is finally here

fuck off

No because that will never happen. Our technology is so far beyond what iran/china/russia has that I am in virtually zero risk of ever dying.

turn tranny and draft dodge

DAMN SHE CUTE

gimme gimme gimme a goal after midnight

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>conscripted
good joke

How many years before China decides to find 20 men to go through a trans-gender project and win all female sports?

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What's it like being hated by literally everyone except for the stupidest hicks in the entire world?

Also, how do you deal with your wife fucking other dudes while you go overseas?

TE ME DIJO EL VAR SINSON

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QT ALERT
QT ALERT
QT ALERT
I won't be posting for a bit, i have some, uh business to perform

how much did your Dodge charger cost and how fast did your stripper ex-wife leave you for a 2nd LT?

This won't age well

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YAY
THE CUTEST BITCH ON EARTH

What is going to happen in Syria and Iran?

that's what they said about iraq

>meanwhile burgers get btfo by turbanheads setting primitive bombs on a road

>what's it like being better than literally everyone else on the planet
Feels pretty good actually. Knowing that on a daily basis I have the ability to defeat any adversary I'd face is pretty neat.

Only reasonable solution is to check every athlete for bussy. I volunteer.

ran where?

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heh

*snap* can't wait to print this out and hand it out at your funeral

Press is such a qt

I'm an officer, I'm not married to trailer trash from my hometown.

Based Russian ref thot btfos Western dykes

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yes, the penalty is from initial contact from the passer and the position of the receiver. it's not off side if the defending team is the one who passes it that way though.

it's also not off side if you aren't part of the play, e.g. you are injured sitting near the end line on the far side of the field but out of position.

if that pass was directed at Heath, it would've been legal

I want to undress Press!

lmao there's no offside in women's football?

referee is fucking shocking, absolutely blind

press in Press

That was Afghanistan

Are you unironically proud of what you're doing for a living?

We don't take autists, no need to worry

Have you killed anyone, if so, how many? Are you going to be a 20 year retiree?

they're too slow to run offside

sweden right now

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Sad to think I'll never give press some nice snugs

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She don't take no shit from those Capitalist whores

>I have the ability to defeat any adversary
lmao you're not a black belt you fat cunt, it's not hard to kill arab kids when you have a missile launcher

Doesn't matter, assistant should have done her job and flagged for offside in the first place. But who cares about technicals, a loss here is favorable in our case.

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>IFK Göteborg have already sold Benjamin Nygren to Genk
Watch them not play him at all now. Belgians hate Swedish footballer for whatever reason.

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Dude I fly fast jets for a living. Every day I get in a plane and break the sound barrier. It's the greatest job in the world.

Press is hot!

Literally who can stop us? France was already exposed after a great first game. England looks alright. Japan is shit. Netherlands and Germany are the only ones that look like a hard match up. Maybe a major upset by Cameroon.

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that Russian bitch calling fouls on our QT

how do these shoots even work? does the photographer see her naked?

can we start the new thread early?
Captain Fuckface is ruining this one

I’ll be right back lads

Americans are the worst fucking fans fucking hell

the finna score a horizontal basket soon

what a gay """sport"""

Press is one of those girls that's so hot in person but ugly as sin in photos

oh god who has shots of ASSlani on the ground
hnnngg

Germany in the final is literally the only game we might lose.

Ok, keep telling yourself that goyim

and that's a big nope

VI SITTER HÄR I VÄRMEN OCH BAJSBREVAR I TRÅDEN

I have not. Probably won't stay 20. I have a 10 year commitment then I'll bail and go fly for the airlines.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

cute

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even the TV director knows it's offside fucking kek

Thank you for your service and keeping us shitty Europeans protected because we are too stupid to do it ourselves.

>fans

Wew

omg i know rite soooooooooooooooo bad just ugh
just a complete ugh from me if I'm being honest

VAI TOMAR NO CU SWEDEN
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AQUI É WISCONSIN PORRA

>american masculinity is so fragile an army brat needs to do a reddit AMA during a women's world cup thread

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>does gynecologist see vaginas?
Photographers are trained professionals

New:

>You will never come home to that ass presenting itself for you
why even live

Yes. For a lot of the women they just have female photography staff to keep them comfortable.

ny/uutiset

Yes, it's usually a small team of 1-4 who all see her nude. Usually the teams are women

he must wear a blindfold

Fouling cuties should be a straight red desu

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Enjoy your 300sqft apartment and 60% taxes so you can subsidize achmed and his 14 children

>that goal is now an own-goal
tip top lel

>bekväma 20 grader
*sörplar*

Imagine having such a sense of self aggrandizement and overinflated ego that your annoying hero worship of yourself bleeds onto a Mongolian throat singing competition forum

>thank you so much for allowing us to use our money for infrastructure, free healthcare, education while you spend millions per day bombing sand huts and everyone in your country is slowly dying an uneducated and diseased death

>those quads
Oooof I do love to get squished in between them

this honestly
fucking embarrassing

You don't want to be able to retire after just 20 years? Then you could get a side job doing whatever just to supplement your income. Sometimes I wish I had joined and just worked my way up the ranks.

OWN GOAL WTF?

they're total professionals. The models are just a part of the shot

>300sqft apartment
Comfy.
Anything more is just wasteful

Heat got some work ethics. Girl is a force of nature.

Clearly they must

Go look up the difference between 0-4/0-5 pay and airline captain pay. The Air Force cant keep any pilots in because the airlines pay so much better.

correct

>FIFA cucking Tobin Heath out of a brilliant goal
FIFA is the worst thing to happen to this semen slurping sport

t. poorfag in brooklyn

I dont pay taxes and I am fucking an amerilard chick, might be your wife. Have fun fighting for israel and saudi arabia

Wasn't some Swedish player talking shit the other day?

>0-4/0-5
y*kes

tobin

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Fifa for sure. NBA isn't corrupt as much as it's scripted for "entertainment".

Enjoy catching a grenade!

Thank you for protecting us and fighting for our freedom Larry. Bomb those terrorists

anyone else want to fuck some of these girls?

i'd fuck most of them....aside from rapinoe, she's aged like shit

Some?

We're just saving you money so you can pay more of your taxes to support your unproductive immigrants

Guess were your tax-money are going mutt

Yeah, it mainly goes to military spending. Or did you forget your first bantz?
I guess you wanted to score an own goal just like your team.
Bye bye Roxette!