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If you were a balding 30-year-old with no gf from a grim shithole like England, you'd be pretty unhappy too m8.

Pavement.

its not the outside we like its the inside. whites are born to have slaves and chink women are willing to be slaves (in their heads)

i wish i was physically raped by a portuguese conquistador though

UR GAY

i wish i could snuggle those tits

make another thread then you fucking fags

give balochi waifu

first normal post in ITT
fucking weirdos

GTFO you brain damaged Bangali

so true

seriously why's everyone so upset

>7 seconds between posts
Either
>paying to shitpost
Or
>fat aussie on a proxy

So what the thread is terrible we can still talk about cricket

CWC should be fun on /cric/
instead it's just fucking boring and negative

na just a fast typer

You will never snuggle anyone's tits. If I were you, I'd stick to the homosexuality you practice with your unmarried male friends

Looking for the pic of a cute north east Indian girl in orange sari posted here couple of days ago. Sifting the archives as we speak.

>07:31:14
>07:32:17
>7 seconds
what an idiot

Cricket is boring now until the semis. We just have to hope for one of the top four teams to do a Devon Loch. My money's on England

I have it.

fake tits on Asians are hilariously bad.
she looks like Dragonball Z-Cup.

like the natty B-cups so much better.

Come to India. Fucking North-Eastern pussy is just awesome.

What can you expect when no matches are going on.

>fake tits
holy fuck what a virgin

should just remove anyone who isnt england australia and india desu

Only non-faggot ITT. Based Apu.

it's boring and negative during matches.

Pretty sure 20% of NZ is chinks why don't any of you actually try to satisfy your yellow fever

Fap and bed now lads tata

thank you kind sir

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I mean it's just childish racism, homophobia, stale memes and poor attempts at "banter" ad nauseam.

nz chinks are washed up westernised slags that have been HAKA'd

too beta to ask, sheep are easier option

u think they're natural? lol
...or am I missing an inside joke?

You mean coconutted in

any asian with tits bigger than a b cup are fake unironically

Be the change you want to see in the world

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I was secretly completely attracted to my then-would-be gf's bengali bff. She was my kind of stunning but i could risk rocking the boat. Envy you banglas having such pretty girls

have had one Asian gf with Ds and one with Es. I see Korean, Japanese and Chinese girls with big tits every day.
You're either a virgin or an actual boomer.

>anri okita

I can't delete threads.

thank you kind sir, blessings of Akatosh upon ye

post some Bengali cuties lad

delete yourself

best outcome I can see is that Trump attacks Iran, they fuck it up on Google maps and nuke India instead. boom instant better world.

Won't mind it 2bh

why? because Indians are just awful.
unhygienic, uneducated, polluting, misogynistic, vile and treacherous. 1.3 billion of the rats, holy fuck that's grim.

It's the outside and this delusion that Asian women are subservient is something I believed when I didn't have experience. They're far more materialistic and money driven than what you complain about
Yellow fever is tough, girl in the OP looks great

I need to get a job, which brings me to this question. Should I get a lower paying job close to where I am now and continue living with my parents, or take a higher paying job away from home where I would have to pay rent and cook my own food again?

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oof never mind

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He said cuties

eh, Nani?

Khasha magi

he means she's ugly

she is, stacey back from highschool
had like 1 guy to fuck everyday

Move to a highly populated city there will be a lot more tourists to rob

nvm, sry senpai

there was a pajeeta user on /soc/ but she looks more punjabi

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You just don't know you're looking at fake tits, kiddo, that's all.
If your Asian gf's were Korean, Chinese, or Japanese and weren't obese, those were fake tits.
If you'd ever been to China or Japan or Korea, you'd know.
Or Vancouver.

She's the only name that ever comes up.
I know it's "common knowledge" to believe she has natural tits, but naw, nipples don't sit up that high. It's just her PR, the thing that makes her 'different', her industry hook.

Imagine a porn star having fake tits; shakes your faith, I'm sure.

Why post Pakistan captain?

I went to school with this bitch, theres the rare occasion like one in a million they turn out like this

both cuties, Banglabro

looks like she's balding. wonder if she's related to zachy

not female either

looks like a face filter of me but less asian

100% punjabi. Pretty face, just a bit chubby

>not a webm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

she could use some exfoliating

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how does she have light eyes, did we bleach some indians from the colony days?

Late night conspiracry time

post you're fav /x/ tier conspiracy theories. no memes
>google amazon ad services actively spy on you and are programmed to feed you interests before you even think about them.
>this gives you the notion of being eavesdropped on
>however it's their AI that already knew what you were going to buy

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LOL oof

I only saw Mutahars vids on /x/ cant stand how boring it is, just a bunch of schizos off their meds

hey if we go after your women you make fun of us and shoot us in the mosques, can you really blame us?

Would eat dosas with.

shes punjabi, i think you mean dal paneer

Shit, that sounds good too.

I've lived in Korea and Japan though. what next.

>I had 2 gfs with fake tits for literal years and never realised
wow thank God we've got genius leafs here to let me know

the terror s2 trailer lads
streamable.com/2c123

>typing all that shit
Lad no ones going to read any of this shit. Thankfully this is an anonymous imageboard so youre saved from the embarrassment of having wasted your time.

Newfag got a day off, i forgot

Good god I hate Canadians

cringe and unbased

holy shit
streamable.com/zb2fm

comfy

cricket is not a sport
I like gooks you fucking value brand Indian

I took the singlemum pill last night. Can't believe how effortless it was to fuck her.

they're insufferable

Janny deleted my big titty piccy lads.

jannies confirmed gay

They call you singlemumbro

Based

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I like beating the aussies and saffers, but at the end of the day we're the boys so our sporting rivalry is just a bit of fun. the indians however, I really hope we get to play them in the semi final. the stadium will be full of their supporters and watching their dreams get crushed before their eyes will be kino, like watching germany beat brazil.

Repost it please

reported by our resident fat cazz American cancer lol

so you or sebbo can report me? no thanks you fucking rat

>Americans breathe
>kiwi shitposting stops on its own
Based me

check out this normie

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...

low-hanging fruit

meter reader just fended off my dog with a milk crate lads
thinking he'd do alright as first drop, kept her at a good length and didnt let her through

forward defensive game fairly solid?

no hesitation at all, played her initial charge beautifully off the front foot

top lad

Did she have that gross crepey skin below her belly button?

>stretch marks
fucking grim 2bh

just woke up lads

got the ol flu i reckon
proper shit

I just woke up but because I'm on ACC atm so can watch the cricket. I STRONGLY recommend injuring yourself so you can watch cricket and still get paid.

might get a colleague to push me down the stairs

based NEETs

had a blood test lads

Na it's worse than that, it's like a piece of paper that's been screwed up a hundred times and then flattened out again.
t.solo mum hotdog thrower

>tfw paying my ACC levies today for being a contractor
YOU'RE WELCOME.

crikey

>tfw working injured

getting a steroid injection next week and an MRI next month though, so feeling hopeful.

Fucked shoulder bro you booked in for surgery yet?

cheers for the money you poofta haha

What do you do tho

Yeah mate. C section scar as well. Fake tits scar too. The works.

Just bought a $6.09 cappuccino lads. Now we wait.

Negotiated my bill to one fifth of what they originally wanted, which makes me think they're pulling the numbers out of thin air.

Sort this fucking website out gookmoot.

Bit going on here

don't think we're winning this WC boys

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my fetish

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Good morning friends

hlw

what are some cool cities in the NE?

you a very gud boy

this is me lah

tramp stamp?

Teacher.

hlw dr bru

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gonna have a whisky or three and watch fome footy then cricky lads, who's with me

Right. So not really working at all then

crug? Might grab a bottle of The Glenlivet founders reserve, $20 off at Liquorland.

Sneed

crug would be pretty sweet actually. its a pity the SR and CWC finals aren't on the same Sat

pretty rude mate

pints at the pub with the lads

Goosey and Convict?

if only mate

Joshy and Bicho?

just me and the boys mate

Matt and Ivan?

cream on blokes

i'm in m8

Was Tendulkar a fraud? I only seen him play post 2010 and got irked by how Shastri would suck his midget cock every opportunity

have real life friends

no but he played for too long because of his ego

My dear bros.

my dearest boro

what should I buy for cheat day tomorrow lads, nothing is off limit for a NEET's snack budget

hey cunt

Hlw

tell sebbo your secret

zinger stacker

fresh bread, tomato, ham or bacon, cheese lettuce for sammies, popcorn and some chicken wings for dinner

I'm not an unlikable obese cunt

don't do this.
spend your money on real food not takeaway garbage.

nah I get the KFC depression big time, even twisters used to get me down in the dumps

well done m8

based

no not based.
grim.

yep

based

Kentucky Grim Chicken

Kentucky Based Chicken

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a based zinger tower with based potato and gravy and based wicked wings

a based fat ass and based heart disease when you're based 30

might get an elite ultimate zinger burger meal

You now remember...Sanath Jayasuriya

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based

a full strength classic bucket

>women's soccer team crashes out of world cup last in their group
Who is funding this garbage

a full strength obesity epidemic

*boots up Mount & Blade Warband*

Haven’t had one in yonks

craving an OP with an image

I'll see what I can to on the next one. need to work out how to get big titty Japanese girls past janny

Censor the titties with cricket balls

they weren't exposed in the first place m8

unlike the English cricket team oh nonono

No tramp stamp, but she had a tattoo on her foot.

if you foot-fucked her it counts

Nah, but she let me fuck her on her period, so she's a bit dirty. Might try her foot next time.

holy mother of gross

Back neighbors are seething at my upcoming window

>she had a tattoo on her foot
swear to God they all do, made me realize how basic bitches are. If it's not a foot tattoo it's an ankle or wrist tattoo.

Still felt good. Or as good as it can be with a condom on. Had a towel down on the bed for any mess. Plus the ensuite was right there to shower immediately afterwards. She's still technically married, but they are separated. She was showing me all the messages from hubby begging for her to come back. Felt a bit sorry for him. Seems like a nice bloke.

vocaroo.com/i/s0x7hT9BHQKL

You wore a condom to fu k her feet?

To fuck her menstruating pussy. Don't want a UTI.

pay attention you mong cunt leaf

texted my wife like 30 times last night begging her to come back lads. no reply. reckon she's fucking another guy.

Kek

She’s just finding herself m8.

;_;

indiatoday.in/lifestyle/travel/story/standing-seats-on-ultra-basic-economy-to-fly-or-not-to-fly-that-is-the-question-1552867-2019-06-20
Age of the soi is upon us

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grim

What made her leave?

just needs a bit of space mate

might dump the gf tomorrow

Don't dump her unless you've got a new one already lined up desu

Grim

the asian tradie amateur crocketer gf

said she needed some space and just wanted to find herself.

want to just text her because I know there will be tears

United States President Donald Trump ordered an attack on Iran last night but called the operation off when it was already underway, The New York Times and the Associated Press news agency are reporting.

Key points:
US warplanes were reportedly poised to strike when the order to stand down came through
Iran has warned it is "fully ready for war"
The Iranian military posted footage showing the moment it shot down a US military drone
A senior administration official told The New York Times that Mr Trump approved attacks on Iranian targets such as radar and missile batteries.

According to the report, the operation in reprisal for the shooting down of a US drone was already in its early stages, with planes in the air and ships in position when the order to stand down came through.

No missiles were fired.

The Times report said it was not clear if Mr Trump "simply changed his mind on the strikes or whether the administration altered course because of logistics or strategy. It was also not clear whether the attacks might still go forward".

The reports surfaced as tensions continued to rise in the wake of Iran shooting down a US drone over the Strait of Hormuz, the shipping lane which has been the site of recent attacks on oil tankers.

The US, which is ratcheting up sanctions pressure on Iran, has blamed the Iranians for the attacks, a claim rejected by the Government in Tehran.

An Iranian general warned the country was "fully ready for war" after its military posted dramatic video footage showing what it said was the moment the drone was shot out of the sky.

Okay now tell me the actual reason she left

Looking forward to some HD war webm's the amerimutts will take for us with their gopros

she heard I post on /cric/, not /rug/

Tofu burgers in lettuce buns with green bean fries for dinner lads

>based helmet cam while muscular white soldiers blow away goatfuckers
seems familiar...

for me it's not welcoming a war with a nation that is literally doing nothing wrong other than going against Saudi Arabia

>john bolton is the national security advisor
didnt know that. grim. hate yanks

Those in favor of a military response are said to have included Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, national security adviser John R. Bolton and CIA director Gina Haspel.

>Saudi Arabia
Kek, i hope you’re kidding. Saudi’s have nothing to do with this, it’s all about Israel lad, always has been

Fuck off nazi

yeah why don't we just gas them all, right Fritz?

Redpill me

Poo peeland is next after Israel

neocon bush shill boomer who was pro syria, pro libya, pro iraq and now pushing for iran

you'd never find it retard

turbo war monger. gives madshit TV interviews and was involved in government during the Iraq war. crazy he's in a job of such high power

he also dodged the vietnam draft lmao

We would destroy you fat cuckolds

>crazy he's in a job of such high power
Trump is literally their president kek

Why does every Staffa have a hard on for slotting floppies.

NZ is un-invadable

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no idea what the fuck you just said mate

might drive over and tell her it's over lads

Only because it sucks so bad it’s not worth the trouble

Dunno, probably ancestral memories

He asked why we like shooting people

>facebook '''''''''''humour'''''''''''

the incel pedo richo

>implying you could find NZ on a map

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...

what was the OP image

asian girl

Vanilla Warband is the most comfy game in existence
Something about the graphics and the setting

It's in the archives

Hillary's missing emails

based tiddies

would like to see them reposted thanks

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Big titted chinaman. Jannie confirmed for gay.

(Sent from my BlackBerry using Tapatalk)

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and let you report me Josh you little snake?

Hope they really do that with Canada.

Horns Are Growing On Young People's Skulls Due To Phones, Says Study
archive.is/h7x8p
Smartphones truly were satanic

so true

Nice facebook meme m8, you should post some more on r/cricket

I swear I wont mate

well someone reported it, cric is an absolute snakepit

doing continuing education lads
got a girl talking about NDAs
kind of a qt

Shut the fuck up fatty

missus just modeled some new lingerie, horn is growing in my pants m8

share la

4 hours and 9 minutes left on my ban, lads. I'll be back soon.

BASED

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Hmmmmm

so you can report me again you fat fuck? unlikely. I'll post it in the nzcric WhatsApp

Today’s ICC Cricket World Cup 2019 fixture is sponsored by TWICE. Thanks for listening

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>I'll post it in the nzcric WhatsApp
based, i'll be waiting for it

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1 > 2 > 5 > 9 > 8 > 4 > 3 > 7 > 6

You're not in our group, fuckface.

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you sound pretty sure of yourself m8

woman fucking dogs again like how the sun rises every day

based

For me it's
2>3>8>1>9>4>5>6>7

fuck up josh

how are we numbering them lad

From 1-9

for me it was top row, bottom row

I don't care about how you number them fat cunt

neither are you shithead

BTFO
T
F
O

Cholesterol cunts days are numbered

yeah m8, today is 21, tomorrow is 22

is cricinfo fucking down still?

5 matches and I've seen about 2hrs total of NZ cricket. fucking winter. middle of the night, grimmest WC ever

For me it's 4

will have to get up at 6 on Sunday to catch the end of the tendies game

For me it's Chillasana

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left to right, not taking row into account

Is this the game where we drop spaghetti again?

Some absolute gold in the criccy whatsapp tonight lads, grim stuff if you didn’t get the invite.

For me, it's fuckasana

the missus undie shots are gold

Hopefully this is the game where one of yours get 170+ runs to dethrone Warner

all in all, a terrible thread

getting kind of tired of the continuing education slag's voice lads
fuck me who could drone on about NDAs for this long?

Very nice weren’t they.

her penis is just the perfect size

>her

Love a good feminine penis.

help please

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That cunt isn’t 4’8” let alone 5’8” KEK

>single mum
yuck

whats zachy b's last name?

hate that pic so much

bradman

bulgaria

bee

what's sebbo's last name?

Bogdanovic

just broke up with her lads

she didn't care much for the "it's not you it's me routine"

don't forget the make-up sex later on lad

Efron.

Bimpotent.

Bowen

>"WOOF"
>"YOU PROMISED ME SOME PEANUT BUTTER"

dunno, looks about 5'8 to me

Bent

sebbo trying to work out which he wants to rape more

Bumbandit

Boring.

Im serious, I want to track him down on facebook

good morning everyone cept cheating kiwis

yikes
cringe

steady on mate

dont cringe at me you fat autistic fuck

seething and kiwis - name a more iconic duo

it's bowen you complete fucking freshie

australians and sandpaper

Aussie and asterisks

Mentioning sandpaper and you getting out of your chair and pacing around for ten minutes.

/cric/ and /rug/

G - GOTTEM

sadness and south africa

/crug/ and being based

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Bellend

kekd

/croc/

BeNoncé

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joshy and being a cazz

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not seeing the relevance to cricket in these posts

grim stuff

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>googly
>Dibbly-Dobbly
>Silly mid off
>Duckworth-Lewis

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sebbo and taco bell

Based Zach Bowen

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unconventionally attractive

>wool necktie
yep, that's based

>Over using grim
Grim

hey Mt Maunganui

BASED Zachy

getting second hand embarrassment from this lads

based

looking good m8
zachy, missus just upgraded you to a 6.5

Sad seeing Sri Lanka sucking so bad

You now remember when Sri Lanka lost two finals in a row

zachy just shave the bits that stick out on the side of your forehead like a triangle and your hairline wont look so fucked

yikes

Stop sucking your cheeks in you enormous faggot.

why in the fuck would you have people from /cric/ on the facey?

So true

they used to be pretty fucking handy in the ODIs

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zachy was good looking when he was skinnier and had better hair

this is the post

>''world'' cup
>only 3 teams have a legit chance to win

kek this is worse than the rugby world cup

They are not fat

>Sri Lankan anthem starts
>15 min walk to the shops for snacks
>anthem still going

he used to be a 8 now hes a 4
hope he got a cute wife while he was hot

Kids trying not the laugh at this anthem lel

weird anthem man

theyre called sri wanka because you can fit a wank in by the time their anthems over

wanted to watch england hammer sl all over the ground baka

Sounds like music from a Banjo-Kazooe

Now do a joke for your funeral dirge of an anthem.

redpill me on the development of cricket as a viable sport within nepal

Did they rip off a wiggles melody?

imagine actually eating at in-n-out

/cric/ puzzle for my dear boros

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England's was 30sec. how long do you reckon SL's anthem would be

its called god save the queen because youre a virgin

GOTTEM
(I don't get it)

Sri Lanka v Bangladesh called off because the anthems took up all the playing time

I find ads on cricket grounds particularly obnoxious.

Batsman runs two and gets run out attempting a third, then non striker is now batsman and hits a boundary on the final ball

First ball: Hit for 3 but the second run was short, so it's not awarded. The strike rotates. First batsman is on 100, second batsman on 97 and now on strike.
Second ball: Hit for 3. Both batsmen are on 100, game over.

Poo Lanka

violates the sacred nature of the pitch lad

>batsman gets run out
there's only 1 wicket left m8

Sri Lankans have a weird jersey

what if the ad is for cricket?

fuck it’s too early for this when I’m supposed to be doing my actual job

This seems correct

even in tests, I have never been interested in how many minutes someone has been batting for

There not actually on the pitch. It’s a hologram

1 wicket left = 1 batsman to come
9 down = no wickets left
STY

why are all the umpires fat cunts

just stand still all day dont they

That would have happen mate

Honestly not sure how to feel about this one. Thanks, I guess?

KEK

1(5)
woooooww get a move on cunt, hit out or get out thats my motto
innings literally costing them the match at this point. 20 sr. pathetic

multiple cups of tea with 2 sugars and biscuits all day every day

D:

what's the pay like for umps lads? think it could be a very rewarding career

Agreed

How many cups of tea a day do people in the colonies drink? I drink between 5-10 depending on how busy I am

>3-1

gone, got him, remove yourself from the field of play etc

oh no no no

Yaaaaaaaaa :)

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i once drank 24 cups of black coffee in an evening
i felt like shit the next day

Grim

>(((Americans)))
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Satyajit Ray should have sued Hollywood too

I hardly ever drink tea. I drink about 8-10 cups of black instant coffee every day

Jofra Archer you absolute boat mate

Absolute sauce from him

this is a blessing in the skies for sri lanka. he wasted 8 precious balls to only score 1 run. if you exrtrapolate that across the whole innings he probably makes 19 from 150. england have shown their naivety to get this player out

What part of England is Jofra Archer from lads?

so true

3-3 on the cards lads

Is cricket popular in England?

ITS COMING HOME

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Worked

being young is drinking coffee
becoming an adult is realising tea is much better

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Hove in East Sussex mate. Nice place, near Brighton, good seaside town

yeah totally

oh cool another match that basically means nothing

Nah I’ve always liked tea more.

>we'll have a bat, thanks

What streams do fellow poorfags use? Cricfree is pissing me off

2 cups a day everyday

OH NO NO NO NO

game over already
seriously can we just cut half of these teams out or make it so the good teams dont have to play until the knockout rounds this is a joke

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Have there been any good games this worldc up?

stream?

na m8
being young is eating bacon
becoming an adult is eating more bacon

lack of knockout matches in this worldcup is concerning

Got a ban notice from July 18 about a thread I made during divegrass world cup

its a bleedin football score

Kayo (free trial) :D

coffee is rotting your mind and destroying your nervous system. long term irreversible damage

Only really among middle aged and old men.

South Africa v Ban

2 real teas and a herbal or 2 on the evenings.

last night's game was actually good. most windies games have been too but in general this world cup has been fucking grim. literally only the finals have a chance of being competitive

cyclingentertainment.stream/england-vs-sri-lanka/

BAN v NZ
RSA v NZ

NZ v SA was good, and only happened a couple of days ago
how have you forgotten so soon

Get a Jio prime sim card

seething kiwi had better reply to this as well
i'm not about to have a dead milf in my bed

Yeah, but it tastes pretty good

yesterday wasn't bad desu

warnie 160, khawaja sabotaging him, maxwell cameo, aussie collapse at 350, then a pretty based bangladesh attempted chase

Prefer this mate. Towards the end of the round robin every game will be vital.

Used to be mostly seen as just an upper/middle class sport, like tennis. Got really popular about the time of the 2005 Ashes - not quite on the same level as football, but not too far off either. Since then it's been declining in popularity again, partly because no games are shown on terrestrial TV. Barely a buzz around the home World Cup at all, sadly.

Not even T20 for the younger folk?

once before leaving for toil during breakfast
once at toil
once post toil during evening

Being young is hating m*slims
being old is hating others too

we still have eng v aus, eng v ind, aus v nz and eng v nz to come in the groups
yes, they are likely to be little than warmups for the semis and final but they should be at the very least competitive

>Sri Lankan anthem unironically lasted longer than their openers’ innings

Midge

howling

stop linking this stream plz, ty

the rest of the NZ games will be bangers I reckon

Hopefully they jump back on the bandwagon if England win.

Actress Samantha Prabhu Ruth says there was a time when getting trolled on social media started hurting her mental stability and making her rush to wrong decisions.Now she knows what to expect from trolls and does not take it to her heart. In a live interview by Rajeev Masand on Twitter, Samantha, who is married to actor Naga Chaitanya, opened up about her decision to shut down media speculation on her pregnancy recently.
"It surely did affect me initially, to the extent that I was questioning my sanity. I would wake up and the first thing I would do was check for trolls," Samantha said.

"It was really hurting my mental stability and making me rush to wrong decisions

Fucking curve on that

yeah they should be good games in and of themselves but in the context of the competition theyre basically friendlies

every game vital for position too

Many indians are addicts

Can someone redpill me on why sri lankans have Iberian sounding names like Perera or Fernando

Wicket looms

>I-a-a love little girls they make me feel so good

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How do Indians troll on social media?

don't drink tea or coffee
idk never got into it

To a minority. Football is overwhelmingly the most popular sport.

we need a prideful English thread I think

catholic influence from the jesuits

i'd say england will be the happier of the two sides here

Because there was something in the air that night

low caste abo adivasis --> converted by English and Portuguese missionaries with the grand lure of a BAG OF RICE

>POO lanka
what went wrong

tuned in, saw 4-2 and thought it was a 4.2 run rate then realised it was the score

Depends on the community. If it's right leaning people, them talking logic gets branded troll. If it's Muslims, them telling Islamic celebs to cover their faces is called trolling. Basically any dissenting voice is called trolling

please watch our sport

Football’s the most popular sport amongst my group of friends but we all follow cricket as our second sport. The seasons don’t clash so works quite nicely

don't think it makes much of a difference
you'll have to beat 2 of the other 3 no matter what

oooooo Fernandooooo

ah yes, the right is full of logical people

ok its fucking meaningless who cares

That gilf

Hngggg

>double figures
it's over for englel

>If it's Muslims, them telling Islamic celebs to cover their faces

based

make a pommy ascension thread

redpill me on bangalore

Being young is wanting the ball to hit the middle stump
Being old is wanting it to hit the top of off

so true

being a master is wanting it to hit your mate's neck

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fernando

BASED

being casual is needing labels for leg side and off side
being based is knowing the handedness of the batsman

Not sure what are you trying to say. Are you implying right leaning people are logical or illogical?

*be's a midwit*

is this the partnership

don't start this curry politics shit again, its fucking awful and boring

Oh my

he's implying that right-wingers own libTARDS by pure logic and reason

Shartcher BTFO

This

Sanga and Mahela retired

oh yes
Joffrey Arsecher

being young is wanting to see the batsman bowled
being old is enjoying a kino nick to 2nd slip

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why the FUCK aren't 9now cunts streaming this match lads

>not a plumb lbw

Think we should declare this thread lads

page 2, you've got like a half hour +

For me, it's off the gloves near the face towards slip

GAMON FER-NANDOS

the virgin ghandi
the chad modi

I think we should get onto the next thread now and try and chase a 3rd thread early... but happy to post for another few overs and try and push up this total

Does nobody have a problem with him wearing white face?

You now remember Dilhara Fernando

hmmm

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both the right wing and the left wing in India are two different sides of the same coin, run by the same upperclass people who make policies in their interest.
Anybody who thinks otherwise is either a shill or has taken the bluest of the pills.

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is Jofra Archer related to Jeffrey Archer?

based multicultral kid

unironically based

declare then m8

kek imagine thinking that wealthy=bad or that upper-class=bad
that is the true bluepill

probably plays fortnite little poof

would love to forcefully shove an ice cream into that little twerp's face

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ywn know the sheer rush of getting this bad boy to 1000

oi fuck up
warnie plays fortnite

just need a cheeky 150 from Fernando and they're golden.

warne is fucking cancer

gonna need a full-strength thread lads

WALLOP

...

Shartcher EXPOSED

Blacked ;)