/wwc/ - OFFICIAL USA vs. Sweden Match Thread 1

Good luck Sweden

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>groin stretches

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I wish our women's team didn't make it so hard to root for them.

Mexico would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Why is Alex Morgan married to a Spic. She should be with me instead

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It’s not hard to root for MY country ever. What are you anti-American?????

More entertainment:
youtube.com/watch?v=CnkPhK7tmhw

it's really just rapinhoe. I don't have a problem with the rest of them.

i liked obamas americans but GODAMN i hate trumps americans

because she lives in california and that's what's available

I love my country but, Fox coverage of this is really just American propaganda

mmmm.....

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Haha good one fellow Black man!

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>lady liberty

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Who are they facing in the next round?

CAM ON YE SWEDES FUCK UP THESE SJW CUNTS

what do french people think of that liberty statue

Yeah, the rest of the team voted her captain - fuck them but I still must root for USA.

self loathing American
Just fuck off to Europe already

>caring about women
>caring about women's sports

It's a gift from France

Winner gets Spain
Loser gets Canada

why even post in this thread?

>not rooting for America in every single world sporting event
Self loathing

for me it's Lavelle

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I don't see a sporting event, just a big pile of memes.

Women's football is shit. The only thing women are even good for is looking at naked.
>inb4 faggots call me sexist
I am. Shocking I know, but I weighed up the facts and that's where I landed. If you don't like it? well, you better learn to deal, because I'm going to be posting a lot around here from now on.

so you’re anti-American?

Fuck the USA

That is all

So who's your favorite WNBA team faggot cunt?

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/47180541
holy shit the BBC downtime music is too funky

America

nah i actually support our president

Hope Solo seems like a massive cunt

Cheeky 1-1 incoming.
t. knower

>lets look for swedes

youtu.be/JA17EIEZZZs?t=170

even the girls smile on the left makes me want a gf.
>tfw no gf

hope solo doesn’t even play anymore

I wonder if she has a massive cunt as well...

2-2 actually

where is the BBC stream?

>hope solo was dropped and retired because she used the word "coward"
I thought the UK were the biggest poice-state

Makes her hotter desu

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!

No need to wonder, friend.

She's on the BBC coverage. Just a fake smile with a 'I want to talk to the manager' voice

go sweden desu

strim?

She has beef with Sweden. Her lips cannot be sealed.

>fake smile

every yuro thinks we are fake

BBC website or red button

Thanks, sis

bbc.uk.uk/iplayer

Oh, I see.

Europeans are allergic to smiling and being friendly

The only reason I know the Swedish anthem is because of this nearly a decade ago

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Both are white countries, who should I root for?

Cringe

>BBC commentator: "Sweden haven't had much time to adapt to the new style of play they've only had this coach for 2 years"

I was first. Btw, I think Thailand may lose.....again.

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>spending money on a tv licence
ho ho ho

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YA'LL READY FOR SOME FREEDOM?

*farts loudly*

Racist idiot still living on mom's couch or in the basement, no job, no money, no car, keep stuffing your face with potato chips you fat slob. Have another fap.

>Julie ertz is not playing
Not gonna watch it

So you watched it so much you know it by heart?

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go sveden

Watching the hymns makes me realize I'll probably stop watching this sport when Alex Morgan retires. She's a solid 8/10.

just buy the license you cunt

>caring about tv licensing laws

post soccer footpusy

That's because you all are fake as fuck. From your surgery drinks to your fat ass implants.

Come on Sweden destroy these American bellends.

>Btw, I think Thailand may lose.....again.
How would you know that? What are you, Mata Hari?

>blackstenius

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Nothing wrong, she has a right to her opinion. I would kneel too, refuse the anthem! Not responding to haters.

>resting 7 players
this will be ez for usa

PLEASE beat these cunts Sweden

if >we win, there won't be a war with iran

why are our women so attractive?

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hahahahha

Lindahl... Just give 3p to USA and start the midsummer fest instead!

>helan går intensifies

iledstetxetdd is pretty cute but Alex Morgan is cuter
prepare to catch these hands norway

>Horan

Just click 'yes' when they ask if you have one

Wrong

Enjoy getting owned Americucks

>4,5,1
what does sweden mean by this?

I used my FREEDOM to have the day off, eat whatever I want, sit on my couch and watch our hot chicks put the boots to Sweden.

To be fair, I've had letters about watching stuff on iPlayer without a licence. Those cunts will find you.

guaranteeing Sweden loss there m8

Weird kickoff

>actually paying tv loicence
lol i have a 40 inch tv and you can see it from the window never even got a letter

Is there a more vile country than the U.S.A?

>Hurtig
>is slow

40"
>ant sized

Seriously, why are american posters such assholes?

how are they supposed to play the World Cup when it's going to be 43 C in Qatar
everyone will die

HAHHAHHHAHAHHAH
UAS USA ISA

GOOOOOAAAALL

>lustig
>most serious guy you've ever met

OH NO NO NO
HHAHAHAHHAA

Hehehehehehe

Id's ogre.

>tfw you have the same hairstyle as Rapinoe

I hate these fucking mutts

IT BEGINS

hahaha
>swedone

usausausausausa

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

HAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU SWEDEN

Another day, another thailand

Saudi Arabia?

>sweden

swedecuked

>They want equal wages
Embarrassing
Changing channel

how do you not stop the ball

USA IS THE BEST

SCORAN

You've got to be fucking kidding me, sweden? What are you doing?

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Are you going to cry?

That was fast.

That low corner was sick

Sweden has to do better than Thailand, r-right?

3 MINUTES

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Geez, okay that's an early go... oh hello VAR.
ffs

VAR NO ERA GOAL

EQUAL PAY NOW

EL VAR

STOP THIS VAR BULLSHIT

>implying she just didn't mishit it and it was lucky as fuck

Swedcucks B T F O

B
T
F
O

LMAO ARE YOU CUNTS EVEN TRYING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Liverpool

so are they just gonna park the bus the rest of the way?

because fuck you thats why

FREEDOM
>FREEDOM
FREEDOM
>FREEDOM
FREEDOM
>FREEDOM
FREEDOM
>FREEDOM

What the fuck was that defending

>destroy swedekuks
>bomb and kill all iranians on earth

this week is great for america

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NNONONONONONO ONO VAR NONOBON

I guess Sweden don't want to meet Holland hehe

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>swe

of course it's not called

This is going to be a slaughter isnt it?

wow what a clear

looks like 3 minutes of women's football was enough for me

thanks women

BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD BIG MAD

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Rapinoe is so bae

>US players are trained athletes that have been playing since they were children
>Swedish players are substitute math teachers and bartenders on their days off

how is this fair

Nope.

Vad fan, Kalle?

it's over

ARE YOU READY FOR PENT UP EXCESSIVE CELEBRATIONS?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

7-1 incoming

>Var
>offside from a corner

WWC everyone.

>HORAN

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I really think it was intentional

we are resting seven players, literally giving away this game

It was shit. It was shit defending.

>The only attractive player on your team is getting plowed by a spic

>svea rike

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Very cool art!

EQUAL FuCKING PAY

>title 9 is only reason our women's soccer is good

replay killed american football now it's coming for soccer

VARRED

COMING IN ORGASMIC WAVES

DUDE JUST PAY THE MEN LESS LMAO

She got planted on her ass

USA USA USA USA USA

It was flicked

but we won japan is next for us

hope they park
women can't drive

just wait until the trannies take over that

Is dead Americans too much to ask for?

reported to your local tv licensing bureau

BASED

Aside from masturbation, is there any other reason to watch women's wogball?

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but they beat Guyana tho

lmao the USA team is full of chads

starting to hope we lose to brazil so we don't get 7-1 lads

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Basedp

Imagine being so good you rape every team you come across with your giant female penis

usa coach looks like jenna fischer in 12 years

In America, we don't even care about soccer. This is just us imposing our supiority on the rest of the world.

JFC the USWNT is so good

>it’s another USA destroys everyone episode

Yawn. Being me the final.

woah settle down there

i'm reporting you, you cunt

Do you fat fucking americunts realize that our players WANT to lose?

You had your shot, Nigel. Your """emprire""" is finished.

wtf doesn't chesting it down hurt their tits?

to laugh at how bad it is

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Why don't they wear spandex or skirts?

Gotta make an inferior product worth watching

>slip

I hope Alex plays well

National pride?

>slippy O

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

You might've invented Smellovision.

Checked and coped

fucken slipped

woopsie daisy

Lavelle is trying to play too fast but i'm okay with it because of her delicious creamy thighs

SLIP

LOL

wew

Patriotism

>slipping with cleats

lmao how

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Woah, that's a big girl

you fuckers cant kill shit
especially with butter knives

Is it the women or the field??

>all these """athletes"""" eating shit

>Their men NT are so shit they have to support their women team to feel good
Haha stay cucked mutts

Should the Women’s World Cup be renamed to Who Will The USA BTFO?

>falling over under zero pressure
Would never happen in the men's game

don't worry
I'm sure we're only a few days out from another school shooter

The Swedes are certainly a cuter bunch, on average.

I’m starting to believe this team can beat the USMNT if they played right now

>we want to get BTFO by all of North America in one week
cope

>that long ball by Mewis

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

> when a loss is a win in this game

thanks friends

America is world class, it's not fair

So this is the Manifest Destiny I heard about

No. Russia is also vile, but the US is fake and a hopeless society to boot, which adds the vileness' effect. Russians have some class about their being vile at least.

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oh nej nej nej

I was thinking the same thing

get the fuck outta here
mens is shit fuckers fall and laydown pretending to be hurt to take up time

>watching foids play the gayest sport in the world
Cringe

what happens if they get hit in the pusy lol

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why can’t our men’s team be this good

>t. have never taken a step on a pitch in my life

dam son, 10 minutes in and only 1-0

Morgan would unironically be an improvement on Zardes.
Not because Morgan is good, but Zardes is trash.

whatchu boys drinking for this fine exhibition

Swedish keepers going to make a big mistake during the game. Calling it now.

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Dunn, learn to keep it the fuck down or don't shoot at all

Please go back to commenting on Facebook.

women can drive

kill yourself
women are weak, they will be beaten by far

Man I'd love to be a hairbrush in that locker room

New phone so I only have one picture I took

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>american
>pitch
please stop

Lemon tea

VAR awards RED CARD

that Swede keeper is like albino or something wtf

Zardes scored against Guyana tho

god DAMNIT i want to slaughter alex morgans feet with my tongue until she begs me to stop with tears in her eyes and ill just lick them even fucking harder

why is usa more exciting to watch than pretty much any mens soccer team
is sweden just really bad?

Coke zero

Few cans of Strongbow, you?

Too many MLS shitters and not enough investment.

Unironically have sex you incel faggot

Ribena

>mfw i put my pasta in during the anthems and now it's ready

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Because MLS. They don’t want our best playing. They want MLS players bringing recognition to MLS.

>btfo

wish this black girl could hit the net or just stop shooting

>literally just walking into Sweden's box whenever we want
Is Sweden even trying?

lemonade with my kfc

you’ll see how classy Russia is when they silently take over your government and their tanks are rolling across your border you Mongolian fuck

>he doesn't call it a baseball diamond
>he doesn't call it a tennis court
>implying it's not a soccer pitch

get cultured

A wholesome glass of water

Can I have a stream, please?

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Fuck off and take your elitist horseshit somewhere else

Clean drinking water from the fine Pacific Northwest mountains. I'm in flavor country, and it's a big country.

daaark fruits
with a bit of vodka in there

Comedic value?

sweden tears

Sure *unzips dick*

Thats what happens when you are playing for an English club

>the usmnt does better when it send balls at Zardes's face for rebound goals than passing to his feet
Sounds right

>Her actual name is Horan

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wtf Zardes is still getting called up? Jesus Christ there is no hope.

where's mia hamm when you need her?

Mewis is a female De ligt

Don't comment like a fucking retard then - Americans have a bad enough reputaiton in these threads without 'they could beat the men' bullshit

I hate dogs

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lagunitas little sumpin

You can say the same about any team that’s played the USA so far.

SLIP

>Yea Forums
>not elitist
smells like Reddit in here, boys

Coffee since in still at work.

simple as

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sent ;)

>he's never rushed onto his home team's pitch after staying up on the last game of the season
shame, they seem to have done away with that now - they used to be way more lenient

You sound like Ted Cruz when he called it a 'basketball ring'

There's a difference between doing tryhard step-overs and falling down, and falling down while running in a straight line.

kek

anyone got a webm of the slip?

>>>r*ddit

Because football (not handegg) isn't your national sport. The talent pool isn't wide enough for you because the vast majority of boys who show athletic talent will try out other sports first.

>They seriously named her Horan

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are Swedish commentators even allowed to say the name "Horan"?

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>murricans thinking they are good at this sport

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>The whore

it's on free TV

>lagunitas

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Arizona green tea

fucking based

>uses reddit spacing
>think's he's the Yea Forums comment police

shitty touch Morgan, that was a gimme

>calling it the wrong thing is the same thing

embarrassing

We prefer Baseball and Football.

did you leave your Yea Forums trip on or something?

alex morgan looks like a pornstar

lads I'm at a random bar in Fresno waiting for my flight. The game is on so I guess I'm watching it

Except there is a girl and guy next to me and they seem like they're on a first date. Kind of depressing me

Idk why I posted this; I'm drunk

>Horan

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I hate this dyke rapinoe so much

>national sport

That doesn't mean shit
Football is your national sport but Neverland never won shit

>implying we're not going to upset Tripadvisor and Trivago 2-1 on Saturday
USA is going to win FIFA and there's nothing you can do about it

What if they were to have kids?

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and that's a good thing

What's wrong with her name?

pound for pound the US women's soccer team is the greatest soccer team in the world

explain pls

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American defense is sloppy and could bite them in the ass

Fresno has an airport?

kind of cheap, digits-san

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everyone does

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It literally means whore in Swedish

But she's the best

Horan translates to "whore" in swedish

Fucking hell lad, this post had me deceased

>bite them in the ass

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Yeah, I flew here for the US open and then went to Yosemite

lrn to guggle faget

this is becoming a thing now isn't it

how much do you losers bench in kg?

This FOX announcer needs to calm down a bit on every American touch

Horan is "the whore" in Swedish

Oh I see, but no one knows their savage barbarian language so it doesn't matter

Horan = The whore

if the US is all niggers and spics, why is their soccer team all cis whites?

But when the US plays France she can wear it and support both teams

I think it's Swedish for whore.

I just saw a "woman" on the team that was so ugly she looks like the black dude from Platoon

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go back

If USA won the World Cup, American people will celebrate in the street or they don't care?

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Water because it's a weekday afternoon and I'm not a degenerate

150 x 8 x 3

2pl8

>in Fresno
I'm Sorry

No way, I just hiked half dome on friday

Be honest, can you kick a ball harder than the women?

Subbie will win the Noris and the cup for Nashville because of the massive testosterone boost he'll get knowing he just saved the future of American hockey or soccer

"the whore" to be precise

gonna assume there's a class element to it

Sveskfotball ya blew it

I thought that was "hora"

Women's soccer is a rich kid sport

To where are you flying?

Nice save!

All the spics is on the men’s team, all the niggers are in basketball

These shots are pathetic, it's like passing to the keeper

With it happening right around Independence Day, there would be celebrations in the streets, but most people won't pay attention until the semis.

Hora is whore, horan is the definite article

The Hispanic women are too small and squat to play. The blacks all play bakkaball.

No, you'll get your usual bandwagon fags but nobody cares

I mean, it's women so...

I haven't kicked a ball in over a decade, lad

Asllani ffs!!!!!!!!

Don't care, some pinkhaired women will post some shit on Twitter

how many years until the "womens" world cup is all trannies?

The "n" at the end makes it "the"

I want your life

there is a black chick in the squad

kek. calling her name with the Swedish pronunciation too

They won the last World Cup and I don’t remember any parades, or maybe I didn’t care to look

>HORAN KOMMER FRI DÄR FRAMFÖR MÅL KAN DET BLI NÅT JADÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ HORAN GÖR MÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL

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Lot's of beer. And some coffee rn.

you been browsing /pol/ too much user

Don't they win every time?

Probably nobody cares

Hora = whore
Horan = the whore

what are the swedish commentators saying? åh nej horan gjorde ett mål?

The gangsters at FIFA wouldnt allow it

so is men’s soccer in the USA that’s why our team is shit we can’t compete in poverty ball world cups

20 minutes and still 1-0

"hourään"

hi thread is the best place to find nudes of rapinoe

does Swedish have any strange words which don't properly translate to English and refer to something really specific?

Think they have to go with the American pronunciation, favä. Would be too embarrassing otherwise

Let Asllani win you fat American pigs!

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I wonder what the frequency of lesbianism is among these players. A lot of them look like they would eat pussy.

nice shot rapinhoe

Really enjoying the lack of diving and playacting

rapinoe needs to pay attention, she was looking inward, just pay attention

She has a pic on a see through one piece, that’s the closest we’re gonna get

Women's soccer is much more chaotic. Like the ball is controlling them instead of the other way around.

Don't you have a lot of black guys and mexicans?

What about that guy from the goal films?

Are these supposed to be two of the best teams women's "football" has to offer? What a joke.

With luck we can be against Cameroun

jej

For me it's Aslani

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I wish there was an option to turn off the announcer audio. Sometimes I don't want to listen to what they have to say.

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Kek maybe I should switch to Swedish commentary just for this

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Same. Was hoping her knee exploded when she >slipped

It's high. There's at least 3 in the Dutch squad.

Orka
Palla
Harkla

Checked and coping

If a mexican player gets good enough they’ll just play for Mexico national team instead
Blacks don’t play soccer they play basketball or football

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Higher than the national average. I remember calculating one year for the US national team, and it was almost 30%

getting REAL tired of this tall swedish chic with the blond hair

Swedish coach said it was good if we lost cuz easier opponent next round wtf!?

I think it would go Basketball, MMA, Softball=Soccer.

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Why are we laughing at Horan but not at Morgan, its a male name lmao.

it's always a bong in any english channel, no matter us or canada

>this
theres a lack of that in wymens games i noticed

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I forgot reddit cucks watch this shit unironically hahaha then I remembered there’s r/soccerstreams haha FUCK YOU ANGLO SCUM HAHA

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>rapinoe bitching at people for being out of position
>not on the back post on the cross

soccer
streams.
net/

orka
skadeglädje
dygn
farmor, mormor, farfar, morfar

Somewhat true. #2 gets Canada and Germany but dodges France.

I'm starting to think Sweden is losing on purpose

CAM ON CHILLI SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

this is gay

she doesnt have killer instinct

Morgan is her last name

There's a reason why we're benching starters. Easier the next round. Shame, but it's part of the game I guess.

lesbos LARP as men anyway

Our black guys are people like Gyasi Zardes who, besides being bad, came from a middle class family. Our poor black athletes all play basketball, which is why we shit on the entire world during FIBA worlds and Olympics

lol based

Why is the USWNT so cute bros

>calls others "reddit cucks"
>slurps up reddit for a stream

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Alex Morgan is a male

undressed qt

Heartbreaker

>having a male last name
>ISHYGDDT

Two of the american players are engaged

And Horan isnt?

>it's not at least 7-0 yet
What a fucking snoozefest

Seriously is the Swede keeper genetically albino??? She looks alien

Brehs

>morgan is a male name
no, just like ashley and shannon aren't male names either

that pooch kick tho

She's married to a Mexican, boyo

livestream link pls

Jozy altidore for example

>Americans playing again
>Commentators spend the whole time sucking arse and saying how great they are again

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the most impressive part of soccer is people not bumping each other's head when they go up for it

yeah, she should have control over who are her parents as well

Her name is Alexandra, and Morgan is a unisex name anyway (female version comes from Morgana/Morgan in English legend)

she doesn't spray tan like the rest

interesting

to grills i assume
plenty of states where that shit is legal

Seriously look at the black chick Dunno

Tell me that isn't the actor Tony Todd from Platoon

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Anyone have a good stream to watch this on?

Because we are

Swedish keeper is SHOOK

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She needs some of that tanning spray

To each other

a lot of carpet munching tonight

Oh my God they suck so hard at shooting

Lavelle's goal thirst is gonna cost this team

nibba put it on goal this keeper is shaky af

Imagine spending an entire evening licking Nando's sauce off your fingers and praying Sweden wins because if the Yanks actually beat Sweden for once, there's nobody left to stop them

i swear i saw 1 chick in the us team is balding

uppvuxen
vårkanten
sugen
ölsinne
maska
skraj
skymta
ombudsman
blunda
mysa
förrigår
knarka
lagom
jobbig
farmor/farfar/farbror/faster…
mormor/morfar/morbror/moster…
gubbe/gumma

She could just take her spic husbands name?

Are you the loaded alcoholic guy living in Ethiopia?

o rlly
makes sense

More like

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Man, Chile and Thailand games is boring!

Hnnnng

You have players named andersson and jakobsson

literally "son"

bruh c'mon

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In Sweden Morgan is a male name. And Horan means whore.

Megan Rapinoe is the female Michael Bradley change my mind

Could our goalie please CATCH the ball? Please and thank you

>female footballer
>called "horan"
Can't stop laughing

*game

andersson means son of anders

Add some hoop earrings and she would be perfect ghetto trash

Yes it is - both teams are parking the bus in a move I've not seen.

That's ok. In the US Alex is also a male name.

Which Ingmar Bergman film should I watch after this match?

Yup
I'm balding too woops

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CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN

Is she bald?

In sweden, Morgan is a name you give to a dude my good sir/lady

Holy bimbo

Haha yes but I prefer pic related, I hope for a USA - FRA match and I bet on a win for USA against Sweden with a humble 3 - 1

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>there's nobody left to stop them
>literally lost your own tournament to England a couple months ago

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>*phone rings*

Does not mean whore fool

A lady Bog?

Do they have a sister

Summer Interlude.

Smultronstället

Oh shit bro what a hot take better keep that under wraps man

SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

Fanny and Alexander

she did with her full name :Alexandra Patricia Morgan Carrasco
but she was known professionally as alex morgan and famous with that long before the marriage so she stick with it. idk how it is in sweden but in america people can choose to shorten their name however they want to be known professionally

>ombudsman
lmao we use that word in English too
it's weird how that's one of the words we took

>shannon aren't male names either

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It really is as though this never happened.

Water is wet.

they're so flat like surfboards

anyone screenshot morgan lifting her shirt up a lil bit there
hnngg

Fäbojäntan

That's not that bad. I've had that hairline for like 8 years and it hasn't receded any more

youtube.com/watch?v=qYV-SiRsSco

Horan is not as bad as having a player called Boquete tbqhwylads
The commentators had to call her by her first time everytime
Are you still drinking those nasty spirits? Post living room

I thought traditional male Swedish names were more like Mustafa of Fuhaad?

summer interlude

>Olivia Schough
>Schough

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score 13 again this is boring

Nattvardsgästerna

I see she uses snus.

>you now remember there is someting called the She Believe's Cup

its what makes sportswomen hot user

Cameroon played well today

okay, but you have players with literally boys names

it's not just a last name, but an identification of gender

Rekt

Based Asllani 1-1 incoming pls

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could be way worse, could be a dutch bald

Audible kek

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nigga she literally have pics on a swimsuit, chill down

ny/uutiset

Good man.

Just a retarded version of Skog.

like literally ON a swimsuit
i hope shes naked while ON the swimsuit

yeah but i like to leave things up to the imagination
swimsuit gives it all away

There's a quality to that subtle reveal to just being out and about in a swimsuit

Have they ascended past gender?

Why aren't there any Swedish diversity players?

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Built that wall yet? Or are you hoping for 4 more years with a president who doesnt hold his promises?

Persona is his opus for sure

It really is, though. They haven't been pressed to defend their side and it shows.

Wooow I wanna fuck number 7 USA!

Inshallah does not allow this brother

The gang rape babies wont be ready to play for another 10 years.

>god willing does not allow this
learn to speak are language la

...

>t. Tyrone Pedro el salvador

lmao great comeback

Female rapefugees are traped in secret swedish sex-donjon, it's a well known fact

I could ask you the same thing. It's like you picked the last white women in America.

fuck off

>women

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There is. Asllani and that substitute who scored against chile.

based

back your safespace at /pol/

goddamn lavelle has a better touch and skill than anyone on the mens team

Gotta be hard looking like the Candyman on a team of lezchow and models

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This has turned into a damn pol thread

>sick dribbles that open up so many opportunities
>doesn't move the ball to take advantage of it

Rapinoe is to blame

Post swede cuties please. Jesus i fell in love when the filmed the swedish fans. So much beauty !!!

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Made it look easy

NO ERA NO ERA NO ERA

Changing Heath's goal to an own goal? wtf

#9 is where it's at