Say something nice about her edition
Nigeria on the chopping block now that Cameroon have leapfrogged them in goal differential
Argentina out
Chile will decide Nigeria's fate
Say something nice about her edition
Nigeria on the chopping block now that Cameroon have leapfrogged them in goal differential
Argentina out
Chile will decide Nigeria's fate
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*goals scored not goal differential
Best #3 teams ranking? What does Chile need to do to advance?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Brazil
China
Cameroon
Nigeria
Only Chile can oust Nigeria
Chile MUST come out 3 atop Thailand no matter the final score
Cameroon 6 yellow cards
Chile 5 yellow cards
If Chile wins 3-0 and gets 1 yellow card we decide what team goes through as 3rd best 3rd place by drawing lots.
Argentina's ded
Chile just needs to win
Cameroon are above Nigeria, m8
They're safe
Yep, they'll play the loser of the USWNT - Sweden match (or Sweden if it ends in a tie cause, you know, >13-0.)
Winner plays Spain at the same stadium where the Canada- Netherlands game just finished lel.
CAM ON CHILE
sorry wrong thread
Goals scored is the criteria used after goal difference and Nigeria is already below Cameroon because of it, it won't change.
Chile needs to win by 3 goals or more and that's it.
my stream didn't continue, what happened to those cameroon players?
Why were the Cameroon players acting like they're in a pentecostal church?
Reposting the tiebreakers in case anyone is unclear
Cameroon is safe via goals scored over Nigeria.
They can finish no lower than 4th among 3rd place teams
Chile has a goal differential of -5, 3 below Nigeria's so if they win 3-0 or any score where they are three up on Thailand they will pass Nigeria on both differential and goals scored
Failing that, it's lots
>yellow cards to determine who advances
Are the Cameroon players okay?
Post webm
kinda rooting for swedish qts today, because the US qts need a little humility. They need to be 'umble, wery 'umble
I thought they did R16 pairings depending on the order of the third places, didn't know that it only mattered what teams were the best 4 of the 3rd places.
If Chile advances:
Norway VS Australia
England VS Chile
France VS Brazil
Spain VS (1st of Sweden-USA)
Italy VS China
Netherlands VS Japan
Germany VS Cameroon
(2nd of Sweden-USA) VS Canada
If Nigeria advances:
Norway VS Australia
England VS China
France VS Brazil
Spain VS (1st of Sweden-USA)
Italy VS Nigeria
Netherlands VS Japan
Germany VS Cameroon
(2nd of Sweden-USA) VS Canada
Imagining unzipping that kraut's top zipper. Fucking diamonds
Oh I just realized what you were originally asking
IDK about that I'm merely talking about which 4 teams are through from the groups
So will USA win again?
hope not
Anyone got a webm of Cameroons own goal?
they would have to be extremely unlucky to lose.
>England VS Chile
or
>England VS China
based
I'm drunk. Winning by any margin of 3 wouldn't allow Chile to beat Nigeria on differential but it would give them the goals scored tiebreaker
But everyone is going to watch USA v Sweden anyway, yeah?
Swedish aliums for the win
>beat chile and thailand by more
Its guaranteed.
2-1 win
definitely in the realm of possibility
It was nothing special, man on in the box, defender panicked, tried to clear it with a volley but sliced it past the GK who was focused on the closing forward.
why are wwii vets at this match???
>god placed a football at my foot
What
They're probably still in France from the DDay anniversary. And they're WWII vets, they can do whatever the fuck they want
>Playing your stars in a meaningless game
gotta put on a show
>horan
Its about sending a message.
>USA v Sweden will be the better game and have more qts
>Brazil gets a better bracket if Chile qualifies and there's a chance of a goalfest
Might just keep switching between games
2-0 isn't a show
Sweden are competent
Is Alex Morgan the Alpha Stacy?
It’s payback. Sweden is our women’s rival.
Tobin most likely
She looks most like a boy
Lesbians aren't attracted to females they just have emotional issues
Can you stream one and have the other on the TV Brazilbro? That's what I'm doing.
>Sweden is our women’s rival.
>is
Speak English fuck nugget
>REFUGEES WELCOME
>REFUGEES WELCOME
>REFUGEES WELCOME
OH WHEN THE YANKS
GO MARCHING IN
OH WHEN THE YANKS GO MARCHING IN
cheeky trip to luxembourg with the uni lads oioi
No this is wrong jeff, we play Chile if they qualify or Cameroon otherwise
China are playing Italy regardless
en.wikipedia.org
Too lazy to get my laptop and find a stream 2bh
>ding dongs
Eilidh Barbour.
>(The Swedish Women's Soccer Team) is our rival
Learn about linguistic ellipsis you scouser mong
Who here hoping the US will be >yellowstoned?
the march of the QTs
Sweden's anthem is so FUCKING based, sorry, I can't help it.
Sweden yes!
>vi sitter har vente
Rapino is such a nigger.
Oh, say can you seeee
>yank anthem
>black lass singing
>pink haired rapino not
I like the US but I hate this arrogant, emotionally unstable team. Go Sweden.
Why doesn't Rapin' Hoe sing the anthem? Something something Trump I presume?
>say cheese
There is a match thread btw
How many goals do we need lads
>Yea Forums Tre Fiori
>Dutch broadcaster airing everything either on their website or on TV
>except Chile vs Thailand, which is what I wanna watch
a lot
VAR on the ball again
she identifies as a poor black man who just committed a crime
That has been a thing for years now, it was also used in Russia 2018
Makes sense
For me, it's Jackie Groenen
Awful corner results in a goal lmao.
Well, fuck
Boss
3 goal win. I'm rooting for you
let's go boys (females)
GOOOOAAAAAAAAL
Hands off, Jari >:(
I really do hate yanks
How many goals would Thailand even need to advance into the next stage
Honestly she looks like a mean person
Physiognomy is real
2 E Z
E
Z
...
>ÅÅÅÅH NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ
Now the moment that Yea Forums starts to seethe will commence.
Thanks bro
Just give us the cup already
haha
It's really hard for me to enjoy women's soccer, not just because it's lower quality, but because it seems like a foregone conclusion that the USA will win, no drama. Even Croatia gave France a hard time in the men's World Cup final.
yOu OnLy BeAt ThAiLaND
Feels based
It's because in the rest of the world women's football hasn't catched up unlike men's. More and more.leagues are being created tho, so in about 12 years the level should increase
Y-you can have one of ours, okay
Literally 4 women blocking Thailand's goal
Yeah I hope so. They'll never match the physicality of the men's game, but hopefully the technical skill and composure increases so that it's more enjoyable whenever the women's World Cup comes around.
Spain and Japan are the model
They have incredible skills on the ball despite their size
The issue is that teams like Holland and Germany try to just throw bullies out there and win it with size which sorta works
dat weak shot.
holy fuck, both the game and thread are dead
Thread is dead because people are actually watching this match.
some dunce made a match thread for this "big game"
shit is so boring
There are separate game threads, for some reason
There's a thread for the USA game, so this thread here is basically just for Chile v Thailand, which not many people are watching anyway
Everyone is in the USA-SWE thread.
I'm watching
Some interesting Chile facts there.
>no killer snakes
>ayys
>fidelity
Is Chile based?
you'd think there'd be more countries without poisonous snakes desu
isn't ireland supposed to not have any snakes; it that what their entire culture is built on?
Should I find a chilean qt to settle down?
we don't want your disgusting hue genes
>we
I'm half Chilean, why you think I'm even watching this match
They must mean in South America, I don't think Scotland has any poisonous snakes either.
Last one is wrong, it's from November 18 2004.
Webm of Cameroon's winning goal, please
I think they are all wrong. Iceland doesn't have poisonous snakes either for instance. And "one of the few" doesn't really mean much, besides SETI is international.
just check FIFA on youtube, the highlights are up
webm of that american guy doing the fortnite dance and dabbing please
and it's ANOTHER own goal
Do we really need more webms of that kind of thing.
>logan and/or jake paul
Should be a bannable offense to post these fuckwits
for god's sake FUCK VAR
...
Nuff said when you have 22 shots and only 1 goal, an own goal no less.
LET'S GO ONE MORE
Hurtig acute!
What did that player say that made commentator start laughing?
BASED VAR
Fuck Lara
based
yay! i see #nigger trending on saturday