9 years later

1966

yes

lel

No, it looks better now than it ever has.

Cheers m8s

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I still don't know how they didn't fucking see that. I'm not mad enough to bring it up, but I am mad enough to get mad whenever I see it.

i thought brits didn't get mad about football ever because of that one song?

Why is it always countries that were completely irrelevant in WW2 that try to talk shit with WW2?

Fuck Ostdeutschland, that shit deserves to be bombed a second time

>years pass and the referees are still the weakest part of the game
Really makes you ponder.

>filename
uh oh

>look at him I'm not an identityless cultureless bastard, I'm english, look at me daddy!

Since they brought goal-line tech in, have we seen anymore of these, or is this like the one instance where technology has been used to actually improve the game?

It's Dresden, nothing of Value was lost there

Canadians actually fought though

who hasn't?

Not really at all. I'm glad of goal-line technology. I'm just pissed about VAR at the moment which has really put a spoiler on the womens world cup and could do the same to the mens.

it is the 7x1 of wars.

There was another major fuck up in the Bundesliga a few years ago where the ball went in through a ripped net.
But I'm not sure whether the system helps with that specific problem
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Well

well?

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>completely irrelevant
Not even mentioning the landings, liberation of Holland or the bombing by the RCAF there's still the fact that our navy (5th largest, behind the major powers) spent the whole war sinking your faggy little submarines.

I think he meant you guys surrendered 30 seconds into the war, therefore didnt really fight anything.
Just my take though, could be wrong.

At least we try.
And it's better to go out in a major blaze of glory than to slowly fade away as your country is taken over by the Chinese

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you say it as if you had a major impact, sit down canuck.

yes but this is what a retard would say so I expect a better answer

>People still salty about the prank called WW2
cmon it was just a joke bro

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we got it pretty quickly

>the landings, liberation of Holland or the bombing by the RCAF
wow yeah you sure did all of that on your own. Great contribution dude with your like 1k soldiers, you can really be proud of that.
Do you have no other accomplishments in your history that you have to pretend like you were big warheroes?

National football became irrelevant the day niggers were allowed to play for European teams.

Don't forget that the Cuntnadians only went for cowardly night bombings like the Bongs since they left the dangerous day stuff with occasional opposition to Murrica

no lol canada is like overall one of the most irrelevant western countries.

>ww2 posting

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England would've lost anyway

>W-we didn’t like that city anyway! You did us a favor haha

A goal like that changes the game though.

Yes, more than Iceland, at least that game had a positive impact

I'm from the West, I don't give a rat's ass about fucking Dresden.
Hell, you even did me a favor by blowing up Mainz

seething Jörn-Malte detected

T. Kevin/Mandy

Nope, just an indifferent edgelord

...

WE

>Mandy
honesty most Ossi slags called Mandy are in their late 30s by now

I'm honestly not sure. This would have been the equalizer shortly before halftime and England had the momentum.
The endresult is a bit deceptive because >we weren't that much better.

lmao its funny our only comeback is shit that happened 50+ years ago. we would have lost that game anyway. both teams are shit in 2019 so who cares about the past

unlike warfare, barely anyone plays ice hockey except canada.
win stan lee cups

is ww2 the most kino war, lads?

i dont remember this ''goal'' as much as the dogshit defending from terry where you just hoofed it over and scored. we didnt deserve shit with that useless backline

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'Nam

Nah, Napoleonic wars because the uniforms were the most /fa/.

yeh 'nam was pretty kino. i'll give you that

yeah vietnam had it all. literal kino

ww1>ww2 tbqh. The Reconquista a slight 2nd

Lol

Nah, >we were the inferior team by a fair bit. Would have lost anyway I think.

didn't we have david james in net?

Fuck you faggot saxony is the greatest state in germany

Saxony is the Poland of Germany and deserves to be gassed

whatever Justin

never met a Justin in my life

Seething

based fucking Polack
I'd still rather be part of Czechia tough, sorry

Why do you think brexit happened?
This was the catalyst.

so am i

>behind the major powers
>major powers
>Canada is not a major power
Thanks for proving his point.

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Nah it's okay m8, we know it was just a bit of bants between the lads.

I know the series didn't last very long, but Falklands was pretty tasty. Hopefully there'll be a sequel with Gibraltar once we're out of the EU and Spain finds their bollocks again.

Pay your debts before you go shitposting

It's an absolute joke of a decision, but I still detest VAR with a passion. The game is becoming even more distanced from its roots, changing rules for no reason other than appearing 'forward-thinking'. Why the fuck was the rule about the ball having to be kicked forward at kick-off changed, for example? The English, Welsh, Scots and Irish still wield a lot of power in the game through their positions in IFAB, and theoretically could thwart the passing of rules that every other nation in the world supported. If only everyone thought more like me, in my absolute perfection, the world would be a better place.

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obsessed

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Seething because you didn't contribute anything important?

>get completely btfo by my comment
>can't formulate a response
>resort to low-brow shitposting and spamming
Ah yes, so this is the famed canadian combat prowess.

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>underage "banter"

>canadian flag
>irrelevant
well china was assraped by japan

China still technically on the winning side so I guess the Canadian wins too?

Technically speaking even Italy and France won but we both know that that's ridiculous

France and Italy switched sides. China was fighting Japan the entire time

well technically you can say russia won but we know who actually won it for them

Not if you count de Gaulle and his faction as France, Pétain has to be considered a traitor

Considering they literally marched into Berlin....yes?

Don't forget that they had to take on the brunt of the force while the US basically just mopped up the remains of Wehrmacht and Volkssturm

Wtf is going on in this thread hahaha

Just Spee

KEK

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lol no

thanks for your efforts canada

Our farmers saved your whole army's ass in Dunkirk tho

And then they BTFO your navy. Sad!

A retarded Austrian hesitating to use his full forces was what saved their asses

He didnt expect them to continue fighting after France surrendered.

Donde estava el var sinso?

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No matter why, only sending a small detachment to a strong foe while keeping huge reserves is plenty stupid

I'm not defending his decision just explaining why. Though it's kind of true neither Britain or Germany could invade each other (until USA came to help Britain)

just a bit o' banter

t. ivan

Worked pretty well considering you were never beating the soviets. America helped the inevitable of course but were more important for the afterparty

That was another major fuck up of his, going via Turkey would have meant a much shorter way to the oil keeping Russia running.
And the army would have dodged at least one Russian winter

I’m a Britbong but I’m not salty because I’m not an engpaki, you dumb brain let. If you want us to secede and join your shitty union then you better start treating us with respect

I know you're being made fun of but Canada is always honoured at memorials here and my grandparents still talk about how grateful they were for the Canadian liberators.

>arguing about a war no one ITT even was alive for
No one gives a fuck what your grandparents did

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>another major fuck up of his
Once you declare war on the three powers capable of fucking you up, all subsequent fucks ups are irrelvent. The war was a lost cause in 1939, literally unwinnable after that

Rising stages of anger:
Slightly put out
Miffed
Disgruntled
Cross
Exasperated
Fuming
Seething
Bloody livid
Going "ballistic"
Tut
Silence
Losing against the master race

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>master race
>loses the biggest war in history to retarded drunken slavs

hmmmm....

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If it wasn’t broadcast in 1080p it didn’t happen

>pre VAR titles/matches
>relevant

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>France wins because of an easy to see dive and a preposterous handball, both times VAR didn't perform his duty thus fucking up the very reason he exists
Eat a potato Paddy

Japan lost Germany the war

>2010 WC was 9(nine) years ago

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Holy fuck are people still seething about the final? The reddit team lost get over it

I really couldn't care less when Slavs and frogs are duking it out, it's just that the full idiocy of the VAR was shown there

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>Still seething a year later

No it wasnt lmao. Unless you want to campaign for even more VAR. And ps the handball was obviously a handball. Cry more discord tranny.

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have sex

serious question is the Holocaust real?

>master race
>too stupid to realise they can't win fighting all of Europe alone
If motherfucking NAPOLEON couldn't do it, what chance did a bunch of autistic Prussiaboos have?
Versailles wasn't harsh enough. G*rmany should've been dissected after WWI to buy Europe at least another hundred years before Germans would ruin everything AGAIN.

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No

top kek

She's a big girl. Breeding material

To avoid /pol/tarding please define "Holocaust" in specific terms.

the term referring to the Hitler's National Socialist Party trying to genocide Jews and killing six million of them

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What are the different definitions?

yes

Yes, it's real. It's no coincidence that the Venn Diagram of people who deny the Holocaust and people that think it should've been more extreme is a circle.
As for the exact number, it's still not certain, but the lowest number I've ever seen taken seriously by academics and considered plausible is 4.5 million.

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It would have made for a more interesting game. That German team was so young, they might have cracked.
Not salty though, we've been fucked worse.

>doubting the mine cart rollercoasters, human lampshades and masturbation machines
reported

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Not sure. You railroaded us in the second half. Ozil and Muller pretty much had our pants down and I seem to remember our defenders (plus Barry) running like they had to do so through treacle.