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>manlet goalkeeping
Cristiano wins with hoofball tactics

>implying ronaldo would ever pass to himself

Lets see, 1 has 3 consecutive CL's and 2 international trophies.

Messi defenders would get beaten on every header. Messi keeper would get lobbed on every chip shot.

On the other hand, any Messi player could dribble past the whole Ronaldo team by himself and then every Ronaldo player would get mad at the others for not covering him when getting dribbled past.

I had say messi, they would beat them in midfield and pass them like nothing, Ronaldo.wouldn t score becouse every ronaldo would butt heads for a tap in head while the one with the ball would try to either shoot out of box or try to pass trough Messi

this is a fair and accurate assessment.

>walks on the pitch vs hoofball tactics
Tsu wins everytime

yes but when the Ronaldos have the ball, all the Messis will suddenly stop running as it is generally known that Messi is not capable of running when not in possession.

But even before the game at the group photo shoot Ronaldos would all try being the tallest by extreme tiptoeing and some could injure themselves before the game even starts

Is it possible to simulate this on football manager or something?

>match can't start because no ronaldo wants to be in the lower line for the picture

Ronaldo is a more complete player, Messi would be garbage in any defensive position

Basically whoever has the ball will score, the game will probably end 10-10

If it's happening in literally any other stadium except Camp Nou or Bernebeau - Ronaldo, if not - Messi.

FM simulation with a team filled with only Ronaldos (French): cahiersdufootball.net/article-delires-fm-s01e02-nous-sommes-tous-cristiano-ronaldo-6223

>4 wins in 7 friendlies, including a 7-2 and a 7-3
>3 draws including a spectacular 5-5 against Toulouse
>Ronaldo will be the captain for the season
>Ronaldo is pleased with this decision because he thinks Ronaldo is a great player

>since no player was trained in Spain, some have to be left from the C1 list
>Ronaldo is not pleased he isn't on the C1 list
>Ronaldo isn't pleased either

>season starts
>90% of shots on target conceded result in goals
>Real loses 7-0 to Bilbao, 9-2 to Bayern, 8-3 to Levante
>Ronaldo strikers start attempting shots further and further away from the opposing goal
>Ronaldo defenders score at least one own goal per game

>Real loses once again dramatically, 9-2 to Sevilla
>coach is fired

>however, Portugal shine on the international stage: they line up nine Ronaldos and get their best results in ages

Kek

Already been tested:
youtu.be/u_Ijow8ofsw

Ronaldo wouldn't be able to get the ball off Messi to put the ball in for crosses.

>neither can defend one on one
>messi can beat ronaldo one on one with much greater ease than ronaldo beating messi one on one
>ronaldo forced to foul more often than messi as a result
>34th minute: red card for centreback ronnie
>35th minute: striker messi completes his giga hattrick
>fulltime: messi: 110 - 70 ronaldo

pure kino

Fuck i am dying

Kek