/wwc/ general - Argentina Comeback edition

Next Fixtures

Group E

>Cameroon vs New Zealand
Stade de la Mosson, Montpellier
17:00 GMT
fifa.com/womensworldcup/matches/match/300438239/#match-liveblog

>Netherlands vs Canada
Stade Auguste-Delaune, Reims
17:00 GMT
fifa.com/womensworldcup/matches/match/300438254/#match-liveblog

Standings
1. Netherlands 6
2. Canada 6
3. Cameroon 0
4. New Zealand 0


Group F

>Sweden vs USA
Stade Océane, Le Havre
20:00 GMT
fifa.com/womensworldcup/matches/match/300438245/#match-liveblog

>Thailand vs Chile
Roazhon Park, Rennes
20:00 GMT
fifa.com/womensworldcup/matches/match/300438246/#match-liveblog

Standings
1. USA 6
2. Sweden 6
3. Chile 0
4. Thailand 0


>US women’s soccer games now generate more revenue than men’s—but the players still earn less
cnbc.com/2019/06/19/us-womens-soccer-games-now-generate-more-revenue-than-mens.html

>Scotland crash out of Women’s World Cup after dramatic Argentina comeback
theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/19/scotland-argentina-womens-world-cup-match-report

>A terrible VAR decision eliminated Scotland from the Women's World Cup
ftw.usatoday.com/2019/06/scotland-argentina-var-video-replay-penalty-goalkeeping-ruling-world-cup-fifa-reaction

>The End Of Argentina-Scotland Was A Fucking Mess
deadspin.com/the-end-of-argentina-scotland-was-a-fucking-mess-1835666361

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why didn't hue menzies start sydney schneider brehs?

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So Chile are probably going above Argentina? No way they dont batter Thailand

>slowing it down only after the ball was kicked to make it look worse
This is the split second that matters.

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I can see the FA trying to var Thailand through. They want a success story from that part of the world.

As powerful as VAR is I dont think a win would be possible unless even if they send off the Chile keeper and give a penalty in the first minute

They can literally keep giving penalties until they get the score they want.

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Based Hulkster
youtube.com/watch?v=AvMUXUKWU6k

Someone should make a Bogondoff sister meme

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Why are there no cuties in the Japan team?

Maybe there arent as many cuties in Japan as we've been lead to believe. Or cute girls have husbands who dont let them play

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can't decide if this is based or cringe

This is the most based thing

I'd let her rub her grassy knees off into my asshole if you catch my drift

I feel like most of the team arent Hulkamaniacs. Also Hulk seems like he was just given a script 30 seconds earlier and has no idea about the World Cup

Swore I saw one

did Ashlyn Harris even play a single minute though?

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fuck women (i wish i could)

tribunes are so empty why sexists ignore women sports

Bring it back here I'll go to every game

...

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S O O N

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Very good OP. Have a wink.

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yes but does Roman Reigns support our gals?

He's still mad that Samoa didnt qualify

So if someone wins in Cameroon v NZ and Chile ends with a worse goal differential then one of the aforementioned two is through in the final 3rd place spot, yeah?

>we depend of thailand to go throught

is so over is not even funny

still gonna keep watching,i want to see USA getting btfo

Right back at ya' fren

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Yes.

It would be funnier if Thailand somehow won and they went through

Same

Someone needs to photoshop a fat chode into that picture

Lads NED vs CAN and USA vs SWE will be fantastic matches to watch today. Get comfy, lads and lasses.

Is she going to be ok bros?

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I'll comfort her

waiting for kenny omega's thoughts on the cup
bet he is supporting japan

Leave my wife alone.

The cameras are ready, flags are waving in the wind... it's the calm before the storm in Stade Auguste-Delaune! Reportedly, over 6,000 Dutch fans are currently making their way to the stadium, to build yet another giant orange celebration in the Oranjeleeuwinnen's final group game.

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their support is on another level. i'll even let slide the karaoke music.

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Sharing is caring

americunts will lose on purpose to get in the weaker bracket, screencap this

Brendan Fraser's little sis?

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Cracking open my first can lads.

Jackie a cute, A CUTE

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Fuck the Dutch desu senpai.

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The sex triangle

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no dutch woman compares to ellen hoog, though

Holy based

She got those JUST eyes

Will there be match threads?

Agreed

he's not wrong. FIFA needs to fix the VAR situation, and fast.

Number 7 is kinda cute
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So thats what happens when you are caught saying nigger on tape, all work available is doing Twitter ads for a womens team

Holy shit, women are evil.

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You're just realising this now?

Use this a joint match thread

/oursupporters/

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>I said to her after the match "don't be upset. It's a dream of everyone's to be at the world cup, to play against the United States of America, well you've done that. You've lived that dream. You can tell your grandchildren that you did that. You were there."

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>Cameroon - New Zealand ends in a draw
>13-0 beats Red Petrol Pucks in the late session to advance

You know y'all want this to happen.

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You're saying that like all male players are gentlemen

Anyone watching Cameroon v NZ?

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>memepiss
Glad to see him back in his old form

ORANJE

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>pink haired leaf
Dont the yanks have the exact same lass ?

>USA gets eliminated
>a woman on the winning team comforts Morgan with the words 'don't be upset. It's a dream of everyone's to be at the world cup, to play against us, well, you've done that. You've lived that dream. You can tell your grandchildren that you did that. You were there.'

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Yeah they do. Made me look twice the first time I noticed this

Stream link??

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Huitema is a cute leaf.

Nice rendition of O Canada there, eh.

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>countdown to kick off
god i just want to turn gay

She's a cuter Dutchwoman than most of our players.

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Fucking dumb bitches

WHAT

Based

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No era

Hahahahahahaaaaa

ERA

Already Blacked at just 18 tbqh

It's ogre

NO ERA

VAR SAYS NO PENALTY SURELY

Why don't they show the fucking replay during this VAR bullshit?

Jesus Christ

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How sports deprived do you have to be to actually watch this shit?

Time to get rid of VAR this is ridiculous immediately putting the game on hold for a decision they'll just get wrong.

It begins

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>female referees

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There's nothing else to watch on AFN right now.

Wew

does anyone have that webm of that cute french chick

based var

For some reason they have decided that they can only do so when the referee is doing it.

I'm starting to question my sanity with all these weird decisions. Are all the referees of this world cup simply incompetent?

GET RID OF VAR NOW

holy fuck based VAR not ruining yet another match

No era

>that free kick
ROFL

worst free kick ever

All of that for a nothing shot

Trust me it's better than it was last time around.

Holy hell these Canadian girls are cute

> Sie ist eine sehr gute Freistoßschützin

t. German TV

All the decisions not concerning VAR have been fine. The refs have been keeping the game under control but letting play happen, fouls have been at a minimum, All the weird decisions you think of, they'll all to do with VAR aren't they. Not the refs.

>Same 10 second loops being played again by the "atmosphere band"
Allah why are wh*te Dutch people so cringe?

That free kick

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fuck canuckistan

I watched the Asian Cup and the crowd was muslims chanting the same shit over and over. Could have been a pray though

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Dreadful.

It's almost as if they deliberately implemented the VAR to be a disaster.

Hot desu

>game could have been ruined by early erroneous penalty
>VAR saves the day

Why are people so buttmad?

>BBC commentator: "she'll be eying up the top corner here."
I fell for it too

I WANNA KNOOOOOOOW
IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL

What a hot lineswoman

which one of these games should I be watching?
surely it's cam nzl

>playing sexist songs during a womens football game
BASED and normies eat that shit up they really don't think do they?

Because VAR is terrible and it didn't save the day. It just replaced one wrong decision (penalty) with another wrong decision (free kick), and it wasted 5 minutes doing it.

indeed

Watch both. Ned v Can on red button/Cam v Nzl on iPlayer.

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canada netherlands will be higher quality.

Sauce please

NED-CAN is kinda irrelevant as they're both through.

>commentator still say stuff like "now to find the free man"
Lmao womens btfo by football lingo

These guys with the trumpets make me want to go to France and fucking kick their asses

>Fucking auld lang syne.

wtf Dutchbros?

watch it for the quality of football user, not who goes through.

Hearing England last night shouting "man on" gave me a chuckle

Do Cameroon or New Zealand have a chance of advancing to the next round? Is there something about 3d place teams?

>no roord

Fukin emberassing

She's dating vieri
But she honestly looks trans

"man" in English often just means "person" of either gender. Like when Armstrong said "one small step for man" he didn't mean only men not women.

CAM ON SLETJES, SCOARE SAM FACKING GOALS

WIJ HOOOOUDEN VAN OOORAAAANJE...

...en van je heeeelaheeelaheelahooolala HEY

Haha this is great.

???????????

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For me, it's Gaëlle

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Yeah it's a good melody but we put in lyrics like "Netherlands oh Netherlands you are the champion, we love Orange for it's deeds and fame"
Thanks for the melody

Yes, win and Chile or Thailand draw against each other or end up with a worse GD than Cameroon or NZ.

If your country doesnt have a loud band that annoys the fuck out of people your fans dont really care

Based

Why would you want to watch 2 scrubs who are already out over 2 who are through?

Who's that one chick that looks like Jan Skylar

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>Watching WWC for the quality

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I know but in Dutch it's literally "the free man" as in male person during football. We don't use "man" as a whole for the Homo sapiens

This.
Argentina need a lot to go their way tonight

Imagina a un día cálido de verano e sendo abrazado por una chica con pechos fríos en tus espaldas

Can't a team still get through with 3 points?

He's bullshitting you btw

What the hell is wrong with white women?

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Vermeulen also called the keeper of Japan doelman yesterday, before correcting himself and calling he a doelvrouw.

Only countries with a Royal Family can post in this thread.

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ENG-NED when?

>another semen slurping 1-0 game incoming

NO MORE TULIPS FOR CANADA

OOOOOO CAAAANNAAADDAAA

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Dumb bitch lol

Yeah. Either winner of CAM - NZ can go through with a superior gd to Chile assuming Chile wins

WEW lad

>female goalkeepers

fucking hell shitty keeper. Lucky it was offside

oof that would of be a naughty little megs

>doesn't call offside until after the goal and everyone's celebrating
this needs to stop

>a superior gd to Chile
they're going to hammer those poor Thai girls

quite

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>girls

>these strategic free kicks to nail someone in the boob
based canada

What a blootah

>both free kicks they hit the wall

Women can't shoot, change my mind

Minimer for Netherlands is hot

it's utterly pointless and not sports related. It would be more at home on a virginity-board like /r9k/ or /pol/.

>nice comfy thread
>yanks trying to ruin it with cuck obsession
every tiem

cute spats

Does Sophie Schmidt like guys?

Need to win by 2 to have a better GD than Nigeria and they're surely through no matter if Chile batters Thailand 20-0

duurr I wonder. thick spaz lmao.

You have to go back

>2019 womens world cup average goals per game
3.1
>2018 mens world cup average goals per game
2.6

We should join houses, I propose a betrothal between your youngest prince and our youngest princess. They need to be married eventually (Alexia is mine so she not negotiable)

At this point in the game I would be satisfied by a single goal attempt from the Dutch side. Jesus.

>the keeper backing off on that
was that the right play?

Or:
>Women can't goalkeep

That's just because the female keepers are shit. It balances out.

>13-0

>Schmidt married Nic Kyle in New Zealand in December.

I dont know, the ball was closer than I thought. But on the other hand, now she get a free kick

Nigeria are currently the 3rd highest ranked 3rd place team
There's one more spot up for grabs.
What's the tie breaker after gd?

Swimsuit contest.

>the incel seething

The Canadian goalkeeper is cute

You don't? Even we do, and we are maxautistic regarding expressing everything correct and unambiguously.

For me, it's Vivianne.

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That would be based. Be easier for to survive and stay strong since the future will be increasingly anti-royal

Finally back home, saw lots of Dutch cuties with big boobies in town today. How about you assholes send them every year from now on instead of the usual camping infestation by screaming children and pasty white, easily sunburned overweight parents?

Brit flags are always so pathetic on sp why don’t you go back to Pakistan

Amount of goals scored, I think.

Just pointing out why the average is that high retard

Neither team wants to win, are you that scared of Sweden?

Didn't realise being a cuck was such a big deal in Canada.

>Schmidt likes men
>Van de Donk is a dyke

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almost disaster for the Kanacookoos

This is supposed to be a nice thread please stay nice

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Ok boys here's the tiebreakers

#8 is literally drawing of lots

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the canuck goalie did a casillas/karius

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Canada is going to lose this one.

Just finding reasons to justify your insecurity more like. Have sex.

TROLL POST

Dutch are styling now

Aren't you guys like top 5 in Women's soccer???

Those thighs in slomo

but Canabis is winning the chess match according to FOX announcers

Unironically a nice attempt

This is what happens when you reproduce with your cousins for generations

anyone got a webm on that slomo?

It'll be their first ever loss against the Netherlands.

I fucking know right.

Keep assuming mate, I don't care

Never have I been so disappointed with a girl being lesbian.

Both are dude weed lmao countries

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a f_cking _eaf

We just need to make it to half time even when our superior male coach will reinvigorate everyone

Probably after out luck in OS where we defeated both Brazil and USA on penalty.

You guys won the european cup though so Im expecting more from you than this

Nope, when we mean mankind we use "mens/mensheid" (man/mankind) not "man"

Based sweeper keeper

Of course its the black woman

Jan Skylar almost chimped out

We are probably gonna choke so fucking hard

"man" means hand tho

If Vivi's undies get just a bit longer, she can stuff the into her socks.

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I'd choke Groenen with my penis, if you know what I mean

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What do you think their feet smell like after the game just wondering haha

>Wymyn refs

Nearly give a pen for waaay for less but refuse to award the Dutch a free kick in prime territory for a two-footed challenge and still book the Leaf player on the pro-cess.

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sweaty

pretty sure she'd choke you

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very unexpected

like mana from the heavens desu

pretty sure that was part of the plan

Even hotter

>pretty sure she'd choke you
Hot

The same way male players feet smell like after a game.

Just go to wikifeet and imagine yourself, user. I know some of the Dutch women have a page there.

Blue cheese

So it's Brazil, China, Chile and Nigeria through then, yeah?

Also who /Wahabi/ here?

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High IQ

What would be the benalty for not throwing the ball in?

fap time
make it a good one

based.

for me it's morroco

\o/
CAMEROON

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a throw in? yellow card for stalling, if there's a girl standing there with the ball but not doing anything.
then another yellow if she keeps on, which is a red card and she's sent off.

if no one goes over to take the throw i expect the captain might get in trouble somehow, i honestly don't know.

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I hate women.

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Nice

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Far left looks like someone I know

Post the best Dutch team's arses

exactly the type of people I would expect to see supporting the Dutch at the Women's world cup

What are you implying?

Why are you guys so horny? don't you have girlfriends?

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____ ___

They look like leftist losers

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they look like normal, regular people though

>BBC repeating last nights Scotland highlights

Pls no

>h-have sex
>and watch women play football

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Based Dutch band playing Snollebollekes

Will the anti-women rage die down soon? Want a comfy knockout stage at least

Not all right wing rich people look like Hitler Youth

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The incels must have something else to do than shit up threads forever.

Right wing people are cringe. There paranoia and general attitude of sucking the life out of everything is miserable to be around.

wait, he cheated?

Never!

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What’s worse? Calling someone an incel, or being an incel?

Not much really, they just look like a very specific type of Dutch person of which you can simply predict their lifestyle and character. Generally just boring people really, as average as they get.

What is this song the BBC play during downtime? It's funky as hell.

That's the gossip.
Who knows for certain. I probably would given that if I was the fucking heir to the throne of England I'd have women lining up to steal me away from my wife with a blowjob

Nah m8, If you live here you will be able to spot those people.

These people hate everything about the Netherlands, except when they can be perceived as tolerant.

These people think like: The way im perceived is reality, while in normal life they are ascocial assholes

I want the N*therlands to suffer a crushing and humiliating defeat.

Bring. Back. Tessel!

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>nobody knows how to do the macarena
fucks sake

Memeing aside. You’re seriously watching this without any irony?

SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS!

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Why do Canadians look like our team’s retarded doppelgänger?

but how do you spot them, they just like regular people?

Please let my gf play

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>Memeing aside. You’re seriously watching this without any irony?

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t.roastie

I'm watching it for the small tits and cute butts.

I've watched the Asian Cup this year and am currently watching this and the Gold Cup and Copa America. I'll watch the Africa Cup too. Just enjoy international football m8

>it does look pick though
Ha I like this commentator

They look like they go to the same camping spot in France every year in their shitty carvavan

It seems to come in waves, but it's drowned out in bigger games. swe usa might be good.

cringe

I bet you go to gossip parties.

I like sticc (inb4 Ethiopia joke) but not specifically small tits

The hottest body at this Copa is overall is Giuliani (Italian GK) imo

It's pretty much perfectly representative of Canada

yes. It's fun to watch sport.

Oh your autistic

>first Tessel
>now this thot
wew lads! I feel like I need to start bandwagoning West Ham

Give me some good Ethiopian food, Ethobro? What is that pancake dish called?

COME ON BREEZERSLETJES SCORE SOME FUCKIN GOALS

Imagine all of these people seething at how bad their kids would play compared to Messi and Ronaldo.

My girlfriends are playing right now

t. brainlet

Possibly. I have unironically had sex though so I cant be that bad

>I bet you go to gossip parties.
Of course Im a girl after all

They look normal, but if you live here you develop the ability to see small details that make it probable that they are not so nice people

I don't think people complaining about women on Yea Forums are going to be having kids any time soon.

Cringing at some of my fellow Dutchposters

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quints for truth

Also goal

fucking finally

finally a goal

Get fucked Canada.

Injera?
That is the bread people use to eat food with here. I'm sure there's good Ethiopian food restaurants in Amsterdam and Rotterdam. I eat an almost exclusively meat diet though

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GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

GET FUCKED

Can't argue with that

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Thumping header

La ramatada y el gaaaaal!

Canada BTFO Hahahaha

>a fucking pancake

NED - CAN
MORE LIKE
NED - CAN'T

MY CLEAN SHEETS

GET FUCKED LEAFS

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yes, I've had some nice stuff. quite a few ethiopian restaurants here actually [amsterdam]

Cam on Cameron, beat New Zeland so we get Germany at the knockouts

Fuck this

I want to hatefuck Lieke Martens though

BOOOOOOOM.

>Canadian trying to put maple syrup on pancakes
>Nothing but hagelslag coming out of the bottle
looks like you got dutchcucked.

>Clapping when the other team scores.

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Ha. Nice.

>Be Willem Alexander, the great King of the Swamplands
>Be watching your nations best women play football, the best game in the world and for such a small country be pretty good at it
>People in the stadium scream NEDERLAND NEDERLAND NEDERLAND like their life is dependent on it
>Pop a stiffy
>See Maxima bending over because she dropped a real Van Dobben™ bitterbal
>Smile and think to yourself "life is good" before getting up and giving that ass a good squeeze

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Gib Anouk gf!

RAKED

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>Cacucks

Why would you want that?

>Cucknada

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>your

Absolute state.

Why is it that nearly every time I change the channel a team scores, loll

QUICK FROM WHICH PART OF THE NETHERLANDS ARE YOU GUYS FROM

There's a pretty good one in Eindhoven too, a tiny family run one.

I was kinda weirded out the first time with the pancaky things being a bit tart.

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She's a lesbian, user.

God I wish I were him

I've noticed other fans doing this. Some must think because it's the women's world cup they should all just support everyone.

Better than getting France at home.

Windmill by the canal

My FUT team has 82 rating and I didn't get any good players in packs today. Should have taken coins.

BREHS

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The free part.

Lol do it again!

Truly a god amongst kings

frietjes shack

For me it's Manuela

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the part that is going to evaporate next week

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Does ANYBODY like Canada on here nowadays?

Easier than France plus we want revanche

>c*nadians

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It's not about winning, it's about having fun

Did you not realize this after the uproar when USA BTFO lady boi land?

That's didn't last long

Nice goal!

fugg :DD

>that marking
>that Sinclair shank

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GOOOOOOAAAAAAALL

hahaha

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>Imagine you dating one of his daughters and meeting him as your future dad in law.

Would have some great bants with him.

The part with the whores and weed.

>Netherlands
>Netherlands
>Netherlands
>Netherlands
>Netherlands
>Netherlands

la ramatada y el gaaaal

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
>a fucking pancake

It's a sourdough bread
Idk if you guys eat sourdough breads in Holland but they're common in the US
Raw meat is the food of choice here though

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>being shit

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Also he might not even be a Canadian.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED DUTCHIES

OOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KANKER

tilburg

No. Fuck you guys.

oh no

Juicy ass

QUICK FROM WHICH PART OF CANADA ARE YOU GUYS FROM

HOLY
FUCKING
BASED

I wanna FUCK huitema

I have nothing against you, normally, only now

You fuckers jinxed it

>this is Sinclair's fifth WC
>she has been playing a World Cup when some of the people in this thread weren't even born yet

Based Canada, motherland of my first and original waifu

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CANADA NO!

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She's the only good looking one on Canada's team.

ireland approved

nice cross

If only they werent so constantly butthurt in /hoc/...

Back the fuck off!?? Alexia is mine!

The really north part with the eskimos and rape

Manitoba.

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Did he pull out a yellow card?

One of the shittier neighborhoods in NYC.

Sweetie, she's going to ride the corporale pikkencarrousel and marry one of us too

Don't say it
Don't say the year

I like Canada but I despise Canadian posters

>proudly displaying that you spent money on FUT for a good team
>proudly displaying that you grinded all year for a good team
whichever of these it is in your case, it's both pathetic considering those cards are worthless in a few months

built for bbc

199?

An abandoned mine in Alberta

Zijn buik lijkt wel een luchtballon, ik wou dat ik er in prikken kon. Zijn buik lijkt wel een luchtballon, ik wou dat ik er in prikken kon!

2011?

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There's a player in the brazilian team who is playing her 7th WC.
The only WWC she didn't go to was the first one.

Or I enjoyed the game since it came out and managed to get a better team along the way while enjoying myself?

first nation rez. really drunk right now tbqhwy.

Whos the number 9 on Canada with the nice booty

Regina :^)

He sure is
>Pacificniggers
Yikes!

Women’s FIFA is pretty much a tournament to see who can get BTFO the most by USA. Lady boy land is winning so far.

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>any FIFA after FIFA 15
>enjoyable

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>netherlands have never beaten canada in 12 games, losing 9

Surprised.

How come all these players are all at least somewhat good looking? When I was in school every single girl that played football was this monstrous entity who'd growl at the slightest noise

All these yous I’m getting for just prodding this thread. Can smell the So.y from here

>come last in the She Believes cup
>think you're good because you beat Thailand

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His jaw is longer than my dick

CAMON NEW ZEELAND SCORE SUM FUCKING GOAL!!!

Amalia sure but Alexia is a pure girl! She will remain so until I meet her I saw it in a dream

>RRREEEEEE, STOP ENJOYING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
Bedrijf de liefde

>sinclair
>somewhat good looking

Cameroon scored 1-0 ten minutes ago, by the way. Argentina is now fucked, unless NZ scores.

Still better than PES, and I say that as a long time PES fan.

The hot girls and dykes bullied out all the ugly girls in the changeroom

R O O R D

R O O R D

>watches a tournament called Shebelieves.

>Messi can't even save Argentina women
Pathetic

...

This roord bitch just gave me a boner

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wtf i love canada now

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kek based lad we going on the pull at Vodka Revolutions this weekend?

She's fucking hot

I believe.

Protect her smile

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R P P R D

what do girl vaginas smell like

Based ref

She came in hot doing karate moves and shiet

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Overgare stroopwafels

bags of sand

Kut

Beerensteyn needs longer and less tight pants.

Nasty but in a good way

i like amsterdam it’s nice

If Sweden beat USA I will post my massive uncut Anglo cock

looks like a downie

Damn, someone screenshot that chimpout? Her lips retracted to show her teethe like an apes.

The fuck was that short goal kick with the dutch striker right there??

She'll be at Arsenal next season.

I'll go DOWNie on her.

>Anglo
>massive
Lol...

we all will, user, we all will.

Depends, right after a shower, a mixture of body wash and piss. After a long day, straight up piss.

Wouldn't it be so funny if she made fun of your small to averaged size penis before making out with her lesbiand girlfriend hahaha

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Black dick

you'll drool on her while you hold her down with your retard strength?

You know when something objectively stinks but you kinda like the stink.

>not believing

GOAL

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU CANAKEKS

Nice goal.

GOALFEST

TULP'D

OH NO NO NO NO CANADA

>Can't nada

YES LAD

GET FUCKED

Get fucked leafs

GOOOOOAAAALLL

ALS JE VAN
BEREN
LEREN KAN

VAN SLIMME BEREN LEREN KAN

>canadian goalkeeping

haha that would be kinda humiliating haha i wouldn't like this to happen to me LOL

That'd be extremely funny and depressing at the same time

Dutch women make most men look like girls

Working me into a shoot brother

Based femanon gk, making fun this sport

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B L A C K E D

TERMINATED

The POWER of bread and cheese for every meal

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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK CANADA!

So.y

>the player who got brought on for Martens scored
The absolute state of Lieke.

Yo why my DirecTV delayed so much long than your streams?

is Lieke a fraud?

Based Black women

have sex

Wow what an effort from Beerensteyn!

Because we are closer to France

Delete this thread right now

feels like i'm watching the canadian men's team in a hockey tournament not called the olympics.

I'm watching via the BBC and it's behind.

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Why are you "intentionally evading spam/post filters"? Be a man, Nigel. Be a man.

What was that?

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DAT ZIJN ONZE SLETJES

Netherlands coach looks scary desu

Is this the new sp meme ?

IK ZAG 2 BEREN BROODJES SMEREN

we need a new thread boygirls

Phwor what a tackle

Well she became popular as the 'female Messi' so it only fits that she doesn't show up for NT.

I want a gf

wtf was the canadian goaler doing?

>netherlands is white

iPlayer? That's usually a minute or so behind. On the television obviously not.

based dutch nursery rhymes involving bears

same by like a whole minute

Allee, wilde gij een befske doen en dan uwe piemelke in een vrouwke stoppen ja?

>Quinn

Does he have a penis?

(((Debeers)))(((stein)))

Canada literally cannot stop getting styled on by a powerful and physically intimidating Dutch side.

Zijt gij een snelle trees?

Quinn looks like a teenage boy.

>even Dutch women are balding

>it's a Miedema tries to dribble through a defender episode

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LMAO! pls someone post Quinn and Schmidt

ouch

Based

*sniff*

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I watched a game on stream the other day, it was kinda fun when people went "ERA PENAL" in the thread literally two minutes before anything happened in my stream.

>plays for 5 seconds
>gets a yellow card
Hahaha Quinn BTFO

That'll set up the most epic of epic second round matchup though, Nige.

ENVISION THE WAFT OF AROMATIC AIR

>Niggers being niggers and letting everyone back in

Color me surprised.

>lay on the ground, 'injured'
>as soon as the ball goes out of play, stands up
Thanks god, women don't dive. Only men do it

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This is an enjoyable game.

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cringe

Allee gij droomt vast vaak over een madam met een lekkere poep

im so lonely

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Beckie with the bad head

Cameroon scored an own goal and they are now 1-1 against NZ.
Argentina is back in the qualifying zone

I swear, they didn’t do this before. I don’t remember it being this bad in 2015.

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Based and same

Nieuw threda?

>Poep eten betekent bijna hetzelfde in het Vlaams en Nederlands

Wow

Am I the only one who thinks Martens is hot?

Canadian coach looks like a young Qyburn.

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>bought by maradona Corp.

what is it like to live in the netherlands?

Sexbierum

He looks french

Beckie you are so fucking bad holy shit!

France but with less black people, flatter and better overall

Shitty neighbours but otherwise pretty good

Frikandel

Don't you know Kiki Bertens?

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van de donk more like van de BONK.

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My assessment of how their assholes currently smell.

>Canada
Light and slightly sweet, a subtle scent with gentle floral notes covering the underlying, nutty smell. It is hypnotising and invites you in, needing more.

>Netherlands
A slightly more defined scent, but only slightly. The sweat matches perfectly with a woody undertone. The overall experience is rich and satisfying, but not particularly sophisticated.

salty milk and coins

:)

>assholes

FOY.

its pretty based ngl

I imagine all the 'imagine the smell' posters would feel sick if they actually smelled sweaty feet or farts.

why isn't it called dutchland?

No

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Zeg, belhamel, ga eens vlug integreren jij!

These are the high quality posts I look for here

It's alright

Huitema's sexy bun's

HNNNGGG I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX LADS

How was that a foul exactly? Someone explain please

why isn’t it called holland????

It's like living in France with no mountains and instead of going ape at every austerity policy we take the big pulsing schlong of the increasingly corrupt and incapable government right in the ass and then beg for more.

Also we only use french words in every tenth sentence or so.

have sex

NZ scored, it's 1-1 now

she looks like a total slut, that’s probably why she’s playing bad, too much partying in Barcelona

Isn't Holland just a province in Netherlands?

Are prostitutes legal in Dutchland?

because it's flat not hollow

There is something about Lawrence that I like.

like this

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roord out there tryin to break ankles

Yes

DDAAAAAAAR MOOOOOEEEEEEET EEEEEN PIEMEL IN, DAAR MOET EEN PIEMEL IN, DAAR MOET EEN PIEMEL IN

>DAAR MOET EEN PIEMEL IN
LMAO BASED ATMOSPHERE BAND BANTER

what a stupid bitch

Nigeria seems to be safe now.

Historically yes. In modern times, it is split in two provinces, north and south.

guy dislocated the shoulder of second girl he tries to pull up

HEEE LA HE LA HE LA HOOO LA LA
HEE!

He spilled his fucking drink just so that bitch could jump back in.

what is this hair style called again?

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how necessary is it to speak dutch to live and work in the netherlands?

Well done Holland.

GEKOLONISEERD

HOLY FUCK CAMEROON

Holy shit that Cameroon goal was legit

Based Cameroonos!

Holy qt Canadians

CAMEROON

Leopard

>New Slipland

Kamerun!

dyke

>there was probably a guy singing that
>lady in front of him turns around
>she looks mad
>he quickly apologizes and tries to laugh it away
>feels sorry and embarrassed for at least the next 5 hours

It's ogre
We're out of the world cup

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Wtf did those Cameroon girls just die after the goal

wtf is happening to those two cameroon players?
are they dying?

Meanwhile someone from Cameroon fucking died

La pantera naranja

Oh shit players ded

canada will still go through to next round, right?

As always

Wtf is going on with Cameroon hahah

W-what?

yup

2 stretchers out.

Argies go home

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Think the cameroonian players literally fainted from exhaustion or something

NEW

>illegal to buy sex
imagine telling these posters to have sex LOL

Cameroon 6 yellow cards
Chile 5 yellow cards

If Chile wins 2-0 and gets 1 yellow card we decide what team goes through by drawing lots.

Yep, they'll play the loser of the USWNT - Sweden match (or Sweden if it ends in a tie cause, you know, >13-0.)

Winner plays Spain at the same stadium where the Canada- Netherlands game just finished lel.

And people will cry racism if Cameroon aren't drawn

>Nevada
Based

trying to imagine a german prostitute. i assume she tells you exactly how to fuck her and will let you know if you're doing it inefficiently.

most of them aren't from germany