Name someone who is more of a loser than your "gimmick"
Ayden Williams
maybe the guy who posts obscene images with walls of texts every day, and I'm no gimmick I live it
Aaron Cook
pendejo
Aaron Nguyen
don't pay that tourist any attention, he just wants to write about you on his reddit account.
Angel Cox
>I live it And this is why you're the biggest loser
Brayden Garcia
Whos the 135 champ after cejudo retires two years from now?
Juan Anderson
Who are you? Seriously, who are you and why does you declaring me a loser mean anything? As long as I don't think I'm the biggest loser, that's all that matters to be honest. You're right, he probably will.
Doubtful. If he'd have fought cowboy like expected he would have finished him the 1st or 2nd. He would be just as quick to dispatch Gaetche and likely Tony as well.
Easton White
>pull gaurd >snatch leg >heel hook >crank it Theyll never forget the pussy that fell to the ground for no reason and hugged their leg
Henry Edwards
I am the greatest p4p fighter of all time in this thread. Anybody can get it
I'm unironically worried about Artem. If this was kickboxing Artem may have a shot but Paulies fast little manlet hands are going to feel like knives without gloves on
Luke Edwards
You cant convince me that hes not atleast bisexual
What's the most anodyne title fight that can be made right now?
Benjamin Morgan
Paulie doesn't have power, he is a chinlet and old as fuck. Hasn't fight under BK rules and without big gloves in his life. What's his selling point? He is boxer who was destroyed by Gooby in sparing?
second rate conor but that bit at the end made me kek
Owen Martinez
He isn't even a fifth rate Connor, boring jui jitsu faggot with the tough guy persona is an embarrasing conbo
Bentley Hernandez
One sided beating is much more exciting that a fucking decision snoozefest. You don't wanna see a 5 round jabfest. t. someone who lived through the GSP era
William Phillips
He isn't even a fifth rate Connor, boring jui jitsu faggot with the tough guy persona is an embarrasing conbo
Dylan Cooper
Cowboy wins the rematch
Aiden James
barely healed up from his last fight in april here's a pic of what artem looks like 2.5 months later only a few days until the fight that will open up his face again, he already looks pretty busted up... youtu.be/YoMMvhpcIbc
paulie was paid to come spar with conor and teach him the ropes of boxing, then conor released bullshit about how he kicked paulies ass in sparring etc and how paulie was a shit boxer
Jace Williams
Did not realise she was a dude in a drag.. Would you, heem?
Dana only cares about money. He's a scumbag that coasts on his 'likable Boston tough guy' gimmick. He's a hypocrite that throws 1,000,000 USD birthday parties for his spoiled ass kids, while expecting you to fight as low IQ as Cody Garbrandt for 8k minus training expenses.
He's scummier than any boxing promoter. Don King in his wildest dreams doesn't screw his fighters over as bad as Dana.
Hunter Taylor
Fighter pay has sky-rocketed year on year.
Wyatt Sanchez
Don't particularly like lobov or paulie but paulie always speaks the truth and has on multiple occassions called out corrupt boxing decisions while commenting so hope he wins to put the final nail in the coffin for mcgregor and his buddy.
He really hated Edwards as well it's because he knows he loses to them and didn't want to fight them. He should've realised all he's doing is building hype for the fights he doesn't want.
Nicholas Campbell
Come to the discord, speak to Elliot. He'll hook you up.
Carson Jones
I hope Ben humps Jorge for 15 minutes to make him even angrier
Chase James
I just hope Edwards gets better after he beats RDA, they better not make him fight Masvidal.
Ryan Harris
Marty either defend against Colby or vacate, we don't need another Tyrone/Kebab. Then Ben fights the winner if he gets past Jorge.
He isn't even a fifth rate Connor, boring jui jitsu faggot with the tough guy persona is an embarrasing conbo
Eli Harris
He was winning both these fights, and fought better in both. Honestly the commission should just revoke the knockouts.
Gabriel Price
You can talk about who has more power in the relationship but you can't deny that Dana is gay for Conor. Every UFC space that Dana designs is one big shrine to Conor.
Tyler Jackson
So if the walk out is at the beginning, this is the walk in or what?
Is there a single good fighter to ever come out of SBG?
Camden Clark
Gunnie.
Sebastian Russell
Schaub is a brother, no?
Carson Bell
Check his record
Dominic Diaz
Brother to Jay. Father to Tiger. Inspiration to men.
Joseph Russell
Gunnie was robbed against Maia desu.
No I mean he's black. The other stuff sounds kind of cultish, I ain't about that life.
Luis Evans
Wached DC/Gus the other day Damn close fight. People talk about Gus/JBJ but Gus/DC was just as close in my opinion. I see now why people refer to Gus as "taht guy who was pretty good".
Kevin Stewart
When did you start watching MMA?
Ryder Ward
my gal, you CAN NOT pull off Almost Famous Kate Hudson, do not try
Schaub is going to be comfortably in the 400s before 50.
Nolan Jones
Schaub was in on a single, dogshit stoppage. Look at him throwing his hands up in disbelief there.
Justin Reyes
get in my guard bro
Brandon Smith
He even fifth Connor, jui jitsu faggot the guy persona is an conbo
Wyatt Hernandez
>Hey, Paige, this is Derek from Manscaped. We were actually wondering if you could take down your sponsored tweet. No, it met all the requirements, we just want something that...looks good.
I just want gooby to heem this fucking piece of shit so bad
Luke Thompson
kek DC looks crazy unathletic here
Isaac Williams
>never fights >cheats on his wife, the mother of his only child, the woman who sacrificed everything for him since he was a fucking nobody >is out partying every night while on coke and every drugs known to man while his wife sits at home
conor deserves every beating
Isaiah Watson
What a fucking sperg. Doughboy couldn't even lift his leg up lmao.
>the mother of his only child did bloodyelbow buy 4channel?
Carson Price
DC looks like shit. He admitted it himself His wife can enjoy his riches and do whatever she wants. Moreover everyone knew what type of person he is before the marriage
Asher Turner
Just so you're all aware no one knows bellator is even putting on an event out here
Ethan Flores
Have sex
Camden Ramirez
I cant believe it guys. In just two days mma is going to be proven that it is just better than boxing in a hybrid rules match and im so excited.
Landon Richardson
are you being ironic incels hate women
Ethan Lee
Theyre streaming the last 3 fights (including main event) on the lellator app so im not even complaining.
Josiah Baker
>this insane instant seething by all the gooby fans months later
Holy shit I need to get in on this, guaranteed (You)'s
When I was in the military I could easily do 60 in a minute with no breaks. Push ups are not hard at all and even now, fat and out of shape, I could do 30 without stopping.
Hunter Lee
Lol you think that makes you cool? How about I beat the shit out of you?
Nah, because one of their notable guys has to come over to MMA for it to be comparable
/heem/ is going over to /box/ country, /box/ would never do the same.
Brandon White
Does Shev have any chance to beat Carmouche?
Nolan Lopez
is anthony johnson working security?
Josiah Hughes
Yeah my father was born during WWII and I remember he did 50 pushups about 10 years ago when I bet him he couldn't. Then he had a hernia a couple month later so in many ways I won.
Landon Lopez
oh paulie nonononononono
Mason Reyes
holm was considered one of the best female boxers ever, top 10 for sure
Dylan Taylor
Do you guys actually give Artem a chance to win or is it just shitposting? He struggled against Jason Knight ffs.
Ryder Diaz
Artem is revved
Carson Thompson
anything can happen b
Caleb Ward
He has more of a chance than Gooby did. With Paulie being retired and having more fragile hands, I think people have a hope
But really, nah, it's shitposting, just that with bareknuckles we might at least get some memes as opposed to pillowtap
no. i post in /box/ too and its just serious boxing discussion no schaub or spammy or coral springs etc just boxing discussion. /trans/ can be 50 50
i think its because /heem/ has a lot of people from Yea Forums and that place makes us look like a mensa meeting
Cooper Butler
Gobston
Colton Brown
Roxanne beat Antonina. Valentina should never talk to her sister again. How is someone who lost a fight to Roxanne allowed to become a licensed pilot?
Hudson Lewis
Valentina was dumb the second fight. Instead of pushing Nunes and making her work like she did the first fight to make her gas, she stayed on the outside the entire time and got outpointed. Easier said than done pushing someone like Nunes, but it would have been a way better chance for her.
Looking forward to Duke Cockhold fighting in 2 weeks.
Connor Rivera
Seriously I should just filter every post that mentions coral or twitchy. This is an anonymous forum. Go play friend simulator on reddit
Jayden Gray
Paulie could break both of his hands and still win just with head movement and waiting for Artem to gas
Sebastian Lopez
Imagine getting revved by Coral of all people lmao
Eli Bailey
Paulie goes down in the third. He dies in the hospital from AIDs months later.
Gavin James
nah /heem/ basically used to be similar to /box/, the problem is it was around a while and MMA had a very recent surge in popularity, causing a bunch of people to flock here
Michael Jenkins
Asskren was out
Owen Morgan
Askren said Jorge is a weak manlet etc. Nothing special but Masvidal didn't like it.
Hunter Allen
I think Askren mentioned they grappled once when training and he tossed around Masvidal a bit
This could be the 30 something Rockhold/Bisping rivalry for the 20 something crowd
>M-M-MA-MY-MY-MYYYYY TUUUUMMMMMYYYYYY HUWWWWWTIIIIIEEEZZZZZZZ >OOOOOOOH ME NO FIGHTY FIGHTY ON FIGHT DAY CUZ MY TUMMY WUMMY HAS HUWTIE REAWWYY BAAADDDDDD
I just want to passive-aggressively let you know that I regularly used to post PVZ here but have been so disgusted by her recent trend of posting slutty pictures (very slutty pictures!) on instagram that I have decided to stop posting her pictures here. I am DONE with posting PVZ pictures. That slut can rot in hell. Lets see how popular she remains when I'm not posting her pictures on /heem/. Stupid slut. I bet half the people here already forgot she exists. Dumb whore needs to get out of the fightgame. She doesn't belong. She is a LOSER.
I only post pure girls now. Pure girls like mygirl jj who gets who tits done but doesn't go around posting images like she's a pornstar on her instagram.
>Diet Coke. i didn't watch it but i hope you're trolling. what kind of athlete or person who takes care of their body drinks soda
Grayson Watson
masvidals ground game should be decent considering he trains with colby right? we'll see if asskren really is a meme or not. I still think if herb didnt stop the fight, lawler would have finished him.
Jeremiah Gomez
this is the schmo
Isaac Ramirez
not trolling
Austin Collins
/fs/ exists
Anthony Davis
Literally nothing wrong with diet soda you bum
Carter Roberts
what's in "diet" soda?
Dominic Young
due to like 3 people
Nolan Thompson
>masvidals ground game should be decent He went 15 with Maia, he has a good ground game, but that's also a fight he lost
Gavin Sanchez
>mad that you’re not interesting enough to be a /heem/ personality aye aye aye
masvidal's defensive bjj is pretty damn legit considering maia couldnät sub him
Jaxson Reyes
Literally the only good fighter there is RDA
Bentley Harris
LETS GO EVIL EYE
Mason Hernandez
Why the fuck all UFC fighter became disabled when they get the belt or champions can't defend their belts: Cejudo will be out after the surgery (stalling), Only one fucking human being in the circus (stalling), Khabib is banned, Usman is out because of surgery (stalling), Whittaker is out because of actual hernia still hasn't fought for ages, JJ was banned for picograms, DC is waiting for his money fight (stalling)
Logan Diaz
Why do auslanders call white people potatoe heads?
Noah Richardson
>Tony h8ers actually believe this Fer sure lose my number, b
whats with female ufc fighters and the urge to pose naked?
Xavier Morales
>Never fights
valid
>Cheats on his wife, etc.
Idk, probably. Are you basing this off of a picture he took with a girl or something? Half of Yea Forums thinks taking a picture with a woman means you fucked her
>Partying every night
source?
Anthony James
you can see the uncertainty in bonnys eyes
Matthew Garcia
>Hey, Donald >... >Donald. Hey, Donald >Eh. Uh waa is it >Its Dacson >Wo...um, i-i-is it Tuesday >... >T-t...tuesday? >Yeah, Dad. >Wo-wan...Uhh, my son, my son is still a behby >... >He-he watched me...wartch when I... >Dad, please, don't... >whe-when I...aah, aah >No, Dad, please >TOOOOONYYYY!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! >Dad, calm down, please >EEEEELLLLL CUUUUUCUUUUUUUUY!!!! GET HIM AWAY GET HIM AWAY!!!!
>taken down by canboy cerrone please heem remind me again how he is going to beat khabib on the ground with those epin tenth planet skills
Ethan Edwards
were u looking for these?
Jace Cox
I’m really pulling for artem here in ways I never would have imagined. Paulie has birdhands and he is going to quit on the stool
Grayson Kelly
No i was looking for these
Jacob Gray
If Artem wins this weekend, he will have a better record against previous boxing champions than Gooby.
Blake Taylor
He looks like he’s starting to regret coming out of retirement for this hillbilly bare knuckle shit Paulie must be really strapped for cash or owes someone money lmao
He didnt even try fighting it and effortlessly got back to his feet
Grayson Foster
she is literally rich just for letting him fuck her every now and then
Connor Walker
he's sicilian he can always go into the pizza business if he doesn't get mcgregor to fight him
Ayden Phillips
UNDERRATED AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Ryder Sullivan
big oof
Landon Martin
guy in the middle looks like dana white's soul
Sebastian Howard
your wife is a towel mate
Parker Moore
Underrated post
Lucas Clark
Ray piss yuar ray piss
Andrew Hall
In the new thread I'm looking for /heem/ in the proper field, a funny edition name, a relevant image, upcoming events, news and a link to the previous thread. Dan't disappoint me bros.
Hunter Ramirez
good post
good post
Luis Gutierrez
The Bong's got the next one, I think we're in good hands.
Parker Lopez
that shit was funny, wondering why he deleted that tweet
Paulie got heemed by goobs. Eaten will dust this cazzie
Aaron Ortiz
Let’s fr*ggen go!!!! Gtg
Ryder Collins
Sorry buddy but you’re a little early
I know this means a lot to you though so I will allow it this time
Nolan Allen
...
Alexander Perry
this is the real one
Sebastian Parker
Conor McGregor, Irish fighter from a few years back. Was once hyped to be on the road to becoming the GOAT, but only ever defeated a handful of manlets, had a few novelty fights, losing 2/3 including making himself and MMA look really, really bad in a fight against 40-something retired boxer Floyd Mayweather (who weighed 126 lbs when he fought in the Olympics). He was dominated by Khabib, a slightly-above-average wrestler, and he has never successfully defended a belt, making him a belt-holder but not a champion. In contrast, peple like Jon Jones and GSP have defended their belts 11 or so times.
Conor also spends money on junk, just like a typical rapper. Lots of rumours about booze and drug abuse as well as marital cheating. No idea about that shit.
Mason Reyes
fake tits are always a mistake
Ayden Parker
"Name three likeable but washed-up fighters"
Evan Torres
yeah I'm thinking I would heem you in about...30 seconds?
