/oro/ # 7

sent ~_^

HILO ROJOOOO
MUNICIPAL ES EL MAS GRANDE LA GRANDIOSISIMA PUTAAAAAAA

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I've never seen milk in a bag

someone asked for CHIcaqt's

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have sex

2 AÑO
A
Ñ
O
S

hola, como ven a el salvador

Wtf Canada

i would give anything to eat her ass

Had to go bar downski on ‘em huh

Rude

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE GOT TOO COCKY CANABROS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Cerrá el orto trolazo.

Shut up, faggot

Somebody please throw a hockey stick in the field for the canadians, maybe they will finally score

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>makita
I'd drill her

callese puto

Leaf

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fuck mexico tbqhwyl

based

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>tfw no guera gf que se enamoro de mi seleccion tambien
Feels bad man, I guess I'll just go back to fapping to my chinese cave drawings.

AHUEVO CARAJO PUTA MADRE

We're a basketball nation anyways.

Can pass the ball well enough, no one to finish chances and no one with pace up front.

Is every fucking goal going to come from a Jimenez saved shot?

AHAHAHHA

KEKNADA IS DESTROYED

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Is LA TUNA Elite?

The only decent city in Canada is Victoria

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I thought Canada keeper was supposed to be good

victoria is fucking nice (other than flushing raw sewage into the sea), I can't diagree with that

The only good Canadian basketball player right now is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. I will not listen to any rebuttals.

I feel you bro. I only hook up with gueras mostly but never had anything serious with one.

Haha
CanaFUCKED

Creo que si entrar a cuartos de final

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>8a
>good
Escogan UNO nada mas.

Meant to say cvcknada

based

Salsa my amigo

>Ochoa
Fucking retard

Kawhi Leonard and friends are honorary canadians now ;)

More like cuckada lmfao

supposed to be, yeah

>I only hook up
I'm 28 and never had sex, and probably never will.

Chiapas is our must fucked state, African tier. And yet Salvadoreans see it like a civilized place

he is. mostly because he's really decent at coming off his line and distributing, but he's usually ok at shot stopping and controlling crosses too

>Short hair

Tomboys are the best

Nunca pude encontrar salsa, lo siento

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>Ochoa
Pinche viejo ruco, ya vallase a su casa a pasar tiempo con sus hijos

Steve Nash is the GOAT

Ya sho hueco

ME VALE MADRE
TODOS AQUI ME LA PELAN

I feel your pain bro. 24 and sexless here never kissed a female either. Will probably continue to concentrate on working and retiring or something :|

Salvadorans*

reminder to vote for CHADcón in 2024

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Basado

not too bad for Canada after first half

Damn breh, just hire an escort. Get it over with, escorts are better than Chinese drawings.

>Alphonse Davies
>Bayer prospect, he must be good
>He's a less-technical pacey nigger

Had been kissed, but I never had a solid relationship...Im the Argentina of love

>/oro/ was secretly /r9k/ the whole time

>your country's defenders are midfielders because not a single person in this country can play right back properly

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This, get an asian escort if you can

*ahem*

drake sucks

Maldicion.

Dubs and Canada ties

This is our first time using ngubu strats please understand.

>cute artsy whores
kek

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who is this even possible? I don't even follow women, all the gf's I've had asked me if I wanted to be her bf, I don't do anything special

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Honestly am thinking that Jamaica will win this tournament after watching the first half of this shitty game. Yeah, I said Jamaica

>Bayer
anyway he is pretty good, just being overly ambitious with his dribbling in this game because he realises his teammates aren't creating anything

for me its 4crot

>amerincels

Is it worth it?

I've only received blowjobs and handjobs, 26 btw.

What am I missing?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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kek I saved that pic from hispachan in like 2014, no idea if that's even mexican or not

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>and no one with pace up front.

You just reminded me that one time our Spanish coach quit the job because he wanted to nationalize black players because our players where “too short and physically not there”

1. be moderately unattractive
2. grow up in an area where there are a bunch of rich kids
and that's it. you're fucked. by the time you reach 20 every chick can smell how weird you are from a mile away

Are Cucknada good? They had one or two okay moments that made Mexico look shaky but they're conceding a shit ton of shots

>tfw no Edecan AAA gf to breed and form a family

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>club social y deportivo
How can a sport club be not social?

>Pièrre N'gubu (Windsor Glory)
>Lanston Chancery (Manchester United)
>Duval Kim-Larsson (SSC Alberta)
>Justin Kevin (Whitehorse Gallop)
>Serbrinca Crôbosâlbo (CSKA Mississagua)
>Ebosso Mbissi (Dakar FC)
>Richard Chakraborty (Coquitlam Pioneers)
>Poullard Lésuaxier (Moncton Sailors)

did Canada really think a team with these scrubs could win?

>any of those
pass

What the fuck do you think? We'll be happy to make quarter finals.

no

puto chant

just be confident and shoot your shot bros
you underestimate how much girls love to get dicked

Aquí ese nombre vino de una asociación que mamaba de los impuestos repartidos por el gobierno, formaron un equipo y llegaron a esto, lo mismo está pasado con los grupos feministas, piden dinero al estado porque "muh derechos de la mujer", montan un negocio con tu dinero y viven del cuento el resto de sus dias

Lol thanks for making my night

>escort
>get an asian escort
I once almost got an escort, called her and everything just had to settle on a price and place but then just before I called back there was a police sting in my city and the fuckers put up pictures of all the guys they got on facebook and publicly shamed them to try and get them to stop, so I pussied out.
Same with the asian one, a friend told me about one of those massage places but just before I got the balls to go they were shut down by the cops.

>passing on Debby
nigga you gay or something, get a doctor

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So no one got a picture of the BEANE'd guera for the collage?

i would fuck 1 5 and 6

you guys make me want to start some kind of fucking business catering to fat weebs like you and set you up on tinder. Where do you live? I'll take some fucking pictures of you so you have some shit to use to get laid on tinder.

I'm a bit cubby in the tits tho

What city? I kinda wanna go to a massage place but desu idk about it because of cops

Canada can score a goal if they take advantage of 3 things:

1- Height
2- Speed of that negro player on their right
3- Counter-attacks

they can WIN
if they FIGHT

That's okay. I got a gf and I have man tits. Like, even when I looked like a jewish prisoner I had them. Really weird shit

did y'all see the Martinique player falling over the advertising boards?

This. Let's go Leafs!

>all those chiva bros
Fucking based

Based.

CAM ON LEAFS

Just man up, socialize and talk to women. Or hire an escort. An escort is a woman, you can practice everything (from small talk to the actual sex) with them.
Well....if it’s bare sex>>>>>>protected sex then yea you are missing out. Nothing comes close to the feeling of cumming deep inside a chick. Obviously you run the risk of getting her pregnant and getting an std, but with the right person there’s no worries.

>Nina
if she wasn't and unbearable cunt, I would take care of her daugther

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>An escort is a woman
>implying

>I kinda wanna go to a massage place but desu idk about it because of cops
Go to /gif/ they have threads about it with links and a literal guide on how to avoid getting into any legal trouble.

gib mexican waifu

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I assume it's mostly Asian places right?

YEa it happens man. There are websites where you can review and see if escorts are legit or not. It’s all about doing your research.

1) use tindr
2) hit up the not so good looking women, cougars, single moms
3) profit

or use cityxguide for escorts

Counterpoint:
1. We're too shit to even play hoofball
2. Nbubu has no one to set-up his runs
3. The first thing the defense does when it gets the ball is pass it backwards
Just end it 5-0 please

>mostly Asian places right
Naturally, of course don't expect to see any young hot girls there m8.

flip the script kid

IMPORTANT: Rosties literally suck your creation energy, stay away from them, don't give them your power.

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This

FUCK MEXICO

>Liga MxGTOW

BASED

>Rosties literally suck your creation energy, stay away from them, don't give them your power.
Is that why women have slowly started to outnumber men over the last years?

P U T O
U
T
O

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wtf I'm gay now

V A R
A
R

is a shame that davis is canadian

FUCK

>that fucking goal
HOLY SHIT

It's ogre for the Canucks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BROS?!?!??!
WHAT NOW BROS?!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Canada
Based guardado

why is guardado so based bros

Based guardado

CANADA PLS

If only davies had scored on the other side.

GOLASO

GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

enjoy it leafs

>Davies
lmao dumb mutt
>Guardado
BASADO

10/10 would watch Canada die again.

This faggot acting like he won the world cup lmao

>that goal
wtf this is not Europe Guardado

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>cucknada
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Most dangerous lead. You can still tie.

>muh dangerous lead
You've done it now memexico

>no flor

i bet they hate her because shes the best grill

Does anyone have a webm if that blooter?

>Doctor talking shit on CHADcón finishing a game
>"es un homenaje a mi padre"

pa que se caye el pinche hocico, doctorsito miado

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that's it i'm getting drunk and listening to cum town

he had like a full minute to take a shot. Get your shit together canada

That goal makes me remember the good old times

youtube.com/watch?v=AgmLPB4hfG0

>Larin off
Finally

how come only Aclas players learned to shoot from outside?

I missed the goal REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where are the webms?

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>starting 11 was stronger vs Martinique
What did Canada mean by this?

HERDMAN CALLING IN THE BREXITBALL

la bela breatura has some nice blooters as well hes ranchucan

God I hate Mexico. Can't wait until >we smash them in the final.

>Larin

A new meme has born, please add it to the compilation.

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very unlikely this year bud :(

who are ya

Finish second in the group and worry about the quarters

lavolpe

hiding theyre true powers for when we play again in the ko round

lol

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same here breh, about to open my 2nd caguama

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>Give them the most dangerous lead
>Sub in the better players

Football genius?

for me, its larin verde

get a load of this faggot

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pls be on our side var sinson

Based Jamaica

you gonna beat Curacao first breh, they will be your rival.

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>MEHECO VS JEWSA
this is what (((conCACAf))) wants

*their

harmon hall i failed u

Nah I think michoacan is African tier, Chiapas is more like Haiti tier

Did Canada just make 3 subs? What is this shit FM?

curacao pls

they think they can put it back in

Daily reminder that thousands of children in elementary school when the USA last played Mexico in the final will be graduating this year

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Where are my Motagua bros at?

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>Alphonse Davies is playing as full back now
NANI?

Mucha....
prensalibre.com/internacional/graves-protestas-y-un-paro-de-policias-sacuden-honduras/

Is Honduran user alright?

Michoachad here, it's only like that in small rural areas

Ok we are Chads

>Yalitza

the other day I saw this Head&Shoulders commercial with her, DISGUSTING

why

They're protesting

moreliafag?

Pinche yalitza esta bien culera, puro sjw tercermundista la defiende

>Davis

fuck, that was SO wrong

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Haha holy shit Canada sucks

Davies is ass my dudes

Wtf Canada

>Davies

Based retard.

>Davies

ultra instinct ON

>3 players vs defenders still fuck it up
wew lads

Yeah

ahhhhhhhhh

>mls hyped this pace baby so hard bundes dumped money to get him

beaners throwing shit, "color" me surprised

When does USA play?

3 players vs 2 defenders

>edit a normie videogames podcast
>host is a full SJW

and I do it for free, of course

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It's so sad that this is unironically one of Canada's current best teams in their history and they're being outplayed by Mexico's B team.

pls do not bully im the only one here

amos a ver culos en las rosas we

NOS PELAS LA VERGA

We don't have defenders

>mexico flag: eagle eating a snake
>martinique: four snakes

what did The Matrix mean by this?

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Rate my dinner bros. Watching the game in some Asian restaurant tonight

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time for la mota carnal
youtube.com/watch?v=jbxUffyGmI8

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>Jimenez is better than chiCHADrito

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it's ok, it's just a game

rude, you must be a cruzazuleANO

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Watch here: on June 22th against T&T

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Is that shu mai?
9/10 needs a little duck

+7 pts for bok choy bowl. -4 pts if you didn't eat it all.

Saturday 22nd

Where is Chicharito?

Hace muchos años los comentaristas en Televisa y TV Azteca se tomaban más enserio el juego y daban comentarios de valor. Ahora los cabrones se la pasan bromeando y diciendo payasadas, a la chingada con Martinoli.

otaku k veo otaku k MADREO

haven't smoke weed since like 2015, would love some

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Post yt channel

Can we just remove Jiménez already?

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Amigo, you forgot las tortillas and la salsa valentina.

Out of that 10/10

If you like the america kill yourself.

i love Atlas and Bravos, life sucks.

taking care of his wives son

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK BROS

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MEXICO LOSES 2-1

>Davies fucked up again so he had to give the goal to someone else

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LMAO
What was that fucking Davies

literally just became father this last weekend, asked permission to stay in England

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Uh oh
Se viene la cruzazuleada

Davies continues to be ass my dude, but got lucky this time

HERE
COME
THE
MEMES

diego reyes being shit as always

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>araujoto

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

NICE GA COLUMN YOU GOT THERE MEXICO

>Araujo
JUST

¡UNA PINCHII HOJA!

YESSSSSS

HERE WE GO KANADA HERE WE GO

>Araujo

HAHAHAHA

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No haces ni madres retrasado, mejor llegale a la verga de aquí.

>conceding to Canada
ISHYGDDT

>That goal
Mexico, explain.

>Araujo la caga

Dónde esta mi cachorro montes!

OHHHHH NONONO

hmmmmmmmmmm

no mames lmao pinche araujo

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fly to canada i'll share mine

those baozi look undrcoocked

>Araujo
OH NO NO NO NO

TATA OUT
OSORIO IN

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Chaca
>Araujo
>Dos Santos
Pinche selección Z

Que te tenemos que explicar? pendejo.

u mad?

>3-1
you tried canada

Canada really bro

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*kills myself*

OH, YOU DIDN'T THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE LEAFS, DID YOU?

NO

Based Guardado saving those shitters

>Araujo

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fucking lol
Jesus Christ Canada

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Cant wait until Briseño subs this asshole out

based guardado

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I can't stress this enough...

I dislike Mecksicko

>Canadian goalkeeper
OH NO NO NO NO NO

NOT EVEN SURPRISED

based davies

We're a meme team after all

>Guardado

>mexico acting like they didn't see what happened to scotland this afternoon

That's a suicidal reason if I ever aw one.

I am the large sad

YOU should be mad with your team.

NOT MAD AT ALL

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Te chingaron el pronóstico, 3-1

>3 +goals have been scored
Based mexico hasn't let me down so far, meanwhile fucking argentina and huezil have both made me lose money.

IS LA TUNA /OUR/ GUY

davies giveth davies taketh away

Is this lead dangerous?

looks like it's all good

we have have one yet, but here's the last audio from e3 resume
mega.nz/#!U4JXBIKJ!uf9KLyNG9dpyCHhz8qPxqiNWm05dn1AZFLX73O6uT90

(Tu)

BACK TO MY RUM AND MOTA
I AM DISAPPOINT

God damn it Canada.

You were decent and had one job

>Davies

Jesus christ man

MOST
O
S
T

Yes, I am chicano.

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>everyone is posting about the 3rd mexican goal when thanks to my 3rd world internet i'm watching the 1st canadian goal

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Mexicans do you guys eat based tostadas de chaomin?

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the 2nd most dangerous lead

>YOU should be mad with your team.
Went through that phase a year and a half ago, sadly. I barely give a shit about them and probably won't until everyone leaves and we start from scratch.

Shitcano scum

>muh lags are out winning gold cup while getting dunked on by portland

>Ochoa mad
Lmao

Davies is disgustingly bad

BASED 8a, talking shit on every language possible

ughh just look at that useless faggot.

second most dangerous

HERE COMES THE PISS BOTTLES

*Chicanito

Hehe gringo pendejo

>as i hit the bong, i wonder
>what went wrong with my
>national football team...
youtube.com/watch?v=BaKYvDuiskk

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CONCACAF TIME

wtf is that
who let this happen

Pic not related of course

don't even know what chaomin is, but gladly try :9

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Have sex.

You have to go back

CHACA BTFO

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>tostadas de chaomin
suena a algo que venderian migrantes en Tijuana

Based Ochoa shitting on the nigger

(Chow Mein)

>that qt redhead conCACAf staff
Based conCACAf mandatory diversity hires.

i mean he didn't do too hot at the WC but for a club footballer he's actually pretty good
the team i support is a local rival of west ham and they're always better when he's on the field

Que vergas es esa mamada

It took me a few seconds.

>Chivas flag
>CHIcano with blonde wife and kids

fucking chivahermanos, getting all the future

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lel he died

chow mein

why do chivas girls dont look like this outside guadalajara bros

Make me

bruh nigga sex

Go back

oh right kek, so no problem, let's do it

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tfw her handbag costs more than your car

Based piernas and that other qt in the background

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wtf is that

It's the pinnacle of sino-Guatemalan cuisine

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her handbag costs more money than i have to my name right now

>tostadas de chaomin
Xiaomi?

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Herd would fuck him up

sure looks like it

Lmao. I’d be down to try that no lie

En México y en el mundo... somos grandes los tapatíos.-

>cant afford Lic Valeriano stuff
pathetic

have this other pic of her

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>chow mein in a taco
>not korean bbq

Is that a cum stain I see? In her shorts.

>conceding to Canada
Just give us la copita already

i want my skull crushed by her thighs

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fuck she's so much hotter than any girl I've been with since college

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thank you so much, unironically I've missed all the goals ;_; I really need a 2nd monitor here

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i'm the rap star Afroman,
my song fell off the charts & i feel the pain

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>Leafs trying to rape

based Lenny, Carl doesn't deserves such a qt

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i'm a bit hungry rn and frankly wouldn't mind trying that shit

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everyone is kill

>3-1
We did it leaf bros. We're better than Cuba and weird Quebec.

>The virgin Conmebol
Has Vart Sinson

>Chad Copa Oro
No vart sinson

lol, look at that fag crying

>weird Quebec.
black quebec
or would that just be Haiti?

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ok this pic looks way tastier than the other

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I'm from Michoacan too, I was born in playa Azul and lived in a town called arteaga, so I guess I lived in the shitty violent part

Imagine Martinica winning

legit good game

Oh shit, I meant cuba

Wow you beat Canada.

Collage bro, you here?

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With osorio we would've won by 1 both games

Anyone got that Canadian player praying to Allah?

Even if that happened we would need to lose by like 4+ (very likely more) goals or you guys lose/tie martinque.

Here. I've been busy so I haven't updated anything from US match and today matches

>tfw no werita atlas gf

it's ok, not much happened with Cuba and Martinique anyways

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For some reason abolengo girls root for Atlas

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We need a list of whatever we think is collage worthy.
>Martinique player falling over the ad boards
>"I fell in love with a mexican and fell in love with their team"
What else?

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Atlas as opposed to popular modern belief, is the high class club in the Guadalajara metropolitan zone, that means most Atlas fans are rich people from Zapopan that had kids with beautiful women and passed on the love for their club

we must incluide those little fat brown Santander girls during the anthem with the black Canada kek

Now explain why so many gays

isn't guadalajara a bit nuts right now or is that just the shitty neighbourhoods

this desu
and after almost getting scored like a million times but don't because concashit is full of incompetent teams

Must. Stop. This. Strong. Urge.

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that explain the whiteness, in my first college year I meet this fresa de mierda saying right and left about this familly rooting for Atlas, he was the laziest faggot in the class btw

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Guadalajara has always been narco-capitalist (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadalajara_Cartel) and things get hot whenever someone new tries to break in

I think that's just overexposure, CDMX is gayer

based raj, go rape another woman for me and make me proud

Dónde puedo encontrar lugares para rentar en Guadalajara?
Cerca de colonia Americana o Monraz

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based

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No tengo idea, es difícil. Ya buscaste grupos de renta en fb?

based pajeet fertilizing our ground

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>" I fell in love with a mexican..."

What is that one about?

>All that junk food

Hot in their 20's fat in their 30's

white girl with a sign that said that then frenched a bean person

based

Wow Denver sounds based

she's sloot, so probably until 40 if she doesn't get pregnant

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So, did Trump police got any CHicanos arrested or what?

fit-sloot*

Thanks for doing the job lad

i unironically agree that dude's probably cool as fuck

I just don't want the collage to end up half empty.
If anyone knows around what time each highlight happened I can look it up myself and cap it.

anyone got the clip of the commentators bitching about the based puto chants?

The girl with sign was in the 1st half

Spanish or English broadcast?

Thanks lad

for canadian oro posters:
the clip of john herdman and the mexican national team's coach (tata? i apologize for not knowing his name) yelling at each other (no timestamp sry

here's the girl for the collage

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would be a shame is someone posted this on pol

I want to lick her tummy

I didn't know Pancho Villa's Army had an account
twitter.com/VillasArmy

a goldmine for CHIcano memes

Kind of thinking about doing a trek through the Americas.
What are some of the cities in your cunt that I could visit that wouldn't get me robbed and chopped up?

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That one is right here

fug

Hope they are based in Columbus

Seriously lad, things might be shit if you are into deep shit, but I really don't think any part of Mexico is less secure than
India

>la concha de tu madre

based TATA

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Man white girls really have cero standards for spic men. Nice.

>bárbara mori starred in bollywood
What the actual fuck?

this is the dude and his white gf
twitter.com/ACCANO25
roots for Pachuca & Minnesota U kek

thank you
fren look at this american id's post

WTF he went to Russia with her

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honestly good for him

>A shit zoomer has a qt leaf gf
It's not fair bros

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>"Aqui esta la prueba! Vamos Mexico! @LauraAPeterson7 . Ya le lleve al mundial 2018 y a la copa centenario 2016"

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perfecto
based argentiANOn

Can't seem to find Martinique-Cuba reuploaded anywhere, and didn't see any twitter posts picturing the board-hitting nigga.
If anyone finds it you'll get a cookie.

she goes by taniazambrano12, private sadly

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>dat cheeky CHIcano with sombrero

kek

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she a thicc mamacita

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>twitter.com/CH14_/status/1141393277746384897

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Keeping up with the Chicharitos when?

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los ogros

fucking do it now, post results

both if possible

Just a student with modest means. Don't plan on traveling with a flashy entourage. Just experience the culture and heritage sites.
Happens when you're in the 99th percentile of the planet's good looking people. They fly pretty women from all over the world for you to romance.

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i have the video but i don't remember where it happened in the game.

So, apparently the full match should be here
tsn.ca/soccer/video/concacaf-gold-cup-cuba-vs-martinique~1707319
but it's blocked in my region because Canada is so progressive that white countries are not allowed the right to watch it.
I'm going to sleep soon, see y'all tomorrow.

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it's ok bro, you did enough for tonight, see you tomorrow

anyone?

id appreciate if you can find/post it

sorry bro, I watched the game on tv

Hi, is this where I can buy a fertile latina gf?

Yeah just give me Emma in exchange

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Yes, in this moment we only accept fb stocks and crypto-coins as payment.

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kek, she was probably having her daughter by the time

I love how the defender loses the ball and then pretends he's injured

if you can remember around where it happened in the game i can look

lol. he does it for about a second then realizes how dumb it is and gives it up.

Holyshit Does Hermione listens to black metal?

I wish! It’s just a cheeky photoshop

Emma Watson is a male, but don't feel bad, Jonnhy Depp is a woman.

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yes

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kek

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you trippin bro, you trippin!

no

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP EH

I did it because fuck it

based

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susu

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What are Costa Rican girls like?

A S M R ~

I stopped watching after Mexico's first goal, did Canada get any better in the second half?

Who?

>4 cheersleaders
>0 belly button piercings
Based and redpilled.

Sexually liberated slüts desu
There’s an old Guatemalan joke that goes like this:
What do Central American women say after sex?
>Guatemalan: What will they think of me?!?!?
>Salvadoran: That’ll be 20$
>Costa Rican: Aight, cool. What’s your name dude?

CUB vs MTQ highlights

youtube.com/watch?v=d4R2fuwZA0U

MEX vs CAN Highlights

based

el bumpo

>just woke up
>can finally watch some Gold Cup
>the matches tonight as shit
damn it

Niggerwater vs Earthquake Dystopia is for second place in the group tho

Married already to a carribean woman but never have been with a Mexican woman despite being Mexican myself. You assholes are making me regret my choice.

once she's not a red girl, Caribbean women are the best

French --> 3 g, 6 pts (2 ppg), 0
Spanish --> 9 g, 15 pts (1.67 ppg), +1
English --> 7 g, 9 pts (1.29 ppg), 0
Dutch --> 0 pts (0 ppg), -1

Spanish - French and Spanish - English play today

for me, it's costa rica

Based

I FUCKING FOUND IT HOLY SHIT

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Lol

Me on the right

They're not cheerleaders, they're there to promote their company's product just by being there. This would cause an uproar in Western countries.

Como te va en Guate, Mae?

1.-keep her as my gf, 2.- marry, 3.-pump&dump 4.-keep her my 2nd gf

Does Bermuda get any points today?

1 point, I don't trust Costa Rica

no

bump this shit out

what's on the cards today /oro/?
this time I won't run out of alcohol

>this time I won't run out of alcohol
same here, not gonna drink until sunday for Mexico vs Martinique

The mighty Bermuda face Costa Rica today

Collagebro, you there?
Post progress

Tonight, Nicaragua vs Haiti, Costa Rica vs Bermuda

I found this online lmao

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kek

he'll be in a couple hours I think, never saw him posting this early

just a few more

Haiti 2-1 Nicaragua
Costa Rica 5-0 Bermuda

BASED

NUEVO NUEVO NUEVO

Haiti 0-2 Nicaragua
Costa Rica 6-1 Bermuda

Swimsuit succubus pendejo