/hoc/ Saskatchewan edition

Shut the fuck up Sam.

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If anyone remembers pixels I was the guy that first drew the penis ejaculating on to the Finland flag

Big (dick) if true

i'm on pixels right now

Why is Barky so based lads?
twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1141502904563580929

come join us
cytu dot be/r/ offseasonhoc

/Assiniboia/ reporting

What pleb shit are u watching tonight

Hockey A peoples history ep 1

>Look at that guy

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closet homosexual

Cant find my zig zags

Kek gotta love Barky

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wait who won norris? i missed that part

Giordano

'chel still being rigged and me still winning

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>(x) would look so great in a (y) jersey!

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damn, when was the last time someone his age won that?

>dabbing on the coilers
based

people don't really say that... right?

most people who use them just pass to mcdavid and try to shoot from anywhere

Has anyone ever tried intermittent fasting? My BMI is just over 26, and I want to get it under 25 so that /cric/ cant call me fat anymore.

other people are different than you, just try it and if it works it works, only way to find out

Just got off work lads fill me one while I drink bourbon to catch up

>caring what pajeets, bruces, bongs and poo peelanders have to say

>gets contract with Netflix
>gets buried
RIP

why do we work until we are unable? why do we work until we die?

expecting anything good to come out of jewflix was a mistake

he asked for it when he joined up with jash

oh honey just bee yourself the boys in /cric/ are just insecure

why would you talk to someone like that

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I’m his mom (male)

just had a thought, lads

Xheattle Dickgirls

How hard would this board SEETHE if the Yotes or Panthers won a cup?

sunbelt teams need to get off the sinking ship and relocate north

not at all

Most of the posters here will be dead by the time that happens

not at all yotes are honorary snowbelt and kittes are /ourguys/

this, now if a leaf team wins this place would implode

imo more specifically the leafs. It would be like Charlie Brown actually kicking the football, its not supposed to happen

Lol, Regina. That sounds somewhat like vagina.

For me it’s Mark Giordano

Fuck Saskatchewan
Fuck the Vegas Golden Knights(refs)
FUCK YOU

Work sets us free

What do I have to do for my dad to be as proud as this man

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I relocated the hurricanes to Regina in NHL 19 and I called them the Regina vaginas. I used the old Vancouver giants logo where it's a lumberjack sticking his head out of a v. A small yet hardcore (LMFAO HOLYFUCK) franchise

Tight

Based

Based on what?

Rent Free

based
now do dickgirls

Remember when I babdwagoned the flames and avalanche? Well I'm a wings boi now. Who we draftin bruvs?

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have sex

who /swift current/ here

stfu sam

You can always tell when it's a foreigner faking an American accent. Nice try Tÿrœñê

supremely based

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Only two hours until tesco opens lads. Gonna get a six pack of hard liquor for a few quid

CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGED ZOOMER ONIONS SOI

drinking jim beam la

Johnny on the spot. Don't lose the plot mate. Keep calm and carry on. Yzerman in the gaffer now.

bobcat goldthwait?

Captain Morgan from a can over here my liege

got kraken and apple juice here man, pretty dope

>canned booze
for what purpose

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For me, it's drinking guinness because people in british movies always ask for "a pint of the black stuff" and i got curious

not too bad desu, although i'd prefer it a tad more carbonated

got some beers for you lads right here

*glasses you*

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Got some dope for you guys right here

*kicks your ass*

I doubt any of you have jumped off a boat.

I've jumped a few boats. No doubt

have sex, then jump off a boat
then have sex while jumping off a boat

kek

Only into man made lakes and ponds

REGINA IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
WHY IS EVERYONE SMOKING METH?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY INDIANS?
WHO BROKE INTO MY CAR?
THE QUESTIONS OF THE SHITHOLE THAT IS REGINA

>binnington is a lock for the calder

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Hell I was you

One time, when I was kayaking with my sister in high school, I decided to jump into the water for a quick swim. Does that count?

is it safe to come back yet

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what the fuck is saskatchewan their capital rhymes with vagina lmao bulju rock is in the house tonight

never left

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Is it gay to get hard over the scent of your own sweaty balls

It's a shithole mate. There is nothing here. It's just wheat, wheat and indians, indians and wheat

..looks like seth rogan.

I've been in a drunken haze.. I'm still drunk but sort of coming out of the other end of it.

sounds like you just described manitoba

Which is worse, it or Winnipeg? Buddy of mine from Canada painted that place as the biggest shithole in the nation

morning lads, what did we win?

Im just thinking ahead to the preseason

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Finns weren't invited

I did. I was in B.C on one of those boat trip things were you head out into a secluded part of the lake and drink your ass off. I jumped from the tallest part which would be about 15-20 feet and narrowly missed the propellor. As it was i hit the waterso hard both my contacts popped out and bellyflopped big time

Winnipeg is a lot like Regina, but larger, so by extension bigger problems, more gang shit.
Pretty damn similar. Although Riel got strung up in Regina so I don't think they'd like that comparison

i jumped off a canoe once

watching hoc docs
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

hope they dont do that china crap again.

i doubt any of you could do a backflip into the water

What are the gangs like? Nog/spic type street gangs, bikers, full on organized mafias, etc? I'm kinda curious as to what crime in Canada is like desu.

they are doing it in another country again. dont know which one though

The Bible says God punished Adam for eating the forbidden fruit by banishing him from the garden of Eden and made it so man could only eat from the sweat of his brow, meaning we now have to work for food where before we could eat whatever we wanted and God would provide. We are all descendants of Adam and Eve and because of their sin we are all born sinners. We work until we can't because we need to work for our food.

Also hockey

I can do a handstand under water

Sometimes a little piece of poo gets stuck in my butt and I gotta shake my ass to get it to drop

more like because eve was a dumb cunt

Passed out for a moment there boys now I'm back to sippin

Yeah similar to your gangs, but they are all natives, indians, whatever slang you want to use. Bloods are pretty popular at least here in Sask, Native Syndicate is a big one. But we also have biker gangs, there was a big biker war in Quebec that killed like 200 people. Mafia is a thing in the East as well, organized old school shit. But in the west with reserves it's your basic street gang sort of shit, peddling drugs and weapons.

my poops are usually quite clean. i barely even have to wipe.

Me too

My work has really thin flimsy toilet paper and when I take a shit there my butt eats pieces of it.

Don't talk about your grandmother that way

My wife's boyfriend would look great in a Knights jersey
A shame that he likes basketball better, but I've started saving hubby points so I can maybe watch a couple games with him so he can fall in love with my team!

go knights!

here eat this apple the giant sky man told you not to. you can trust me im a snake. dumb bitch

Xheattle dickgirls

Don't foo too, since Eve fell for the initial temptation and tempted Adam, God punished women by making birth excruciatingly painful.

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Seattle Sea Cattle

Honestly, memes aside, I really need to buy my gf a jersey or something for her birthday. She watches games with me pretty regularly during the season (even though I had to explain some of the less obvious rules to her) and girls in hockey jerseys are hot

Vancouver

I don't get it

jumping out of a kayak -- that I'd like to see.

I'd like to do the same, but the wifey prefers to go have some "private time" with Jarome when the game's on.
I still bought her a Fleury jersey but she hasn't worn it yet. Maybe next season!

give her yours and buy a new one

/our/ jazz got mike conley today lads

>/our/ jazz
there is so much wrong here, go back.

its gorgeous in the summertiime, tho
giant fluffy white clouds, brilliant blue skies, and endless swathes of different shades of green'
always been a dream of mine to vacation there for like a month, in a little isolated house, no TV, no computers, no radio, ...just the sound of wind moving through the grass, like a Studio Ghibli movie
wonderful

one day...

That would normally be a good idea, but she's over a foot shorter than me (5'1 vs 6'2)

I've always pictured Saskatchewan as a more empty and boring Minnesota

buy her a kids jersey its way cheaper

It's no fair, we have to work every day because we have to eat every day while women only get their punishment every 9 months maximum. Even at the dawn of time women got it easier than us

Basicallytheyre gay

Actually a very good idea, thanks user

If you're going to do it, that's the way. Go way the fuck up north, away from all the shit. If you've got balls get a plane ride up to old Uranium City, do some exploring

What team

glad to help, I was in the same boat. I also jumped out of that boat into the ocean.

I've never been to mini soda but now I want to visit to compare

Brock Lesnar moved to Saskatchewan, so there's that.

wild

this is what /hoc/ is all about bros, helping your fellow man

d*vils desu

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It's fun to jump out of the boat, swim to a cliff, climb up some rocks, jump off, then swim back to the boat

/hoc/ is for frens

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the amount off the plate triggers me and it has for years

Honestly, even as a devils fan, I agree. They should've made the logo smaller or gotten a wider-rimmed plate or something.

Bulju to Jokerit is habbening

but the top and the bottom literally stick out of the circle on the devils logo

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>stone robbed again
what the fuck, why isn't the league kissing our ass still. we gave them 500 milly ffs

If anything there should be MORE off the plate if they wanted it to be accurate.

Fuck Vegas.

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wingers rarely ever win the cell key

stone wasn't going to win that shit you retard

So I was trying to watch a Taylor Swift video on Youtube and before it started it played a Raptors ad that said "Start with a dream, end with a ring. It's only crazy until you do it." It must be a sign.

was hilarious watching him just sit there absolutely seething

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thought you lads might want these

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Oh, it's accurate to the logo, I just find it a little irksome to see a shitload of sauce on the table lol

not gonna lie lads, carey price and that orphan got me pretty choked up

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Yah, that's what (((they))) wanted

was the orphan bruce wayne

it was Albert Einstein and every body clapped

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Be honest /hoc/, how much would you pay for a hard cover collection of all of my finest /hoc/ shit posts from over the years?

Bulju for your collection?

$4.20

I don't need any of those.

That seems like it's on the low side.

I already printed out all of your best shitposts, it took less then 1 page.

Anyway, I'll have to discuss it with the faggots who run this site and Taylor too, obviously.

>and you call me up again just to break me like a promise
>so casually cruel in the name of being honest
:(

Cool. Did you frame it too?

*sips*

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test

you're back

bit plastered right now fellas, had some pints with the boys and then a couple more cans when I got home

just wanted to say that my entertainment will be very boring in the absence of hokkei, and ask what KHL team i should bandwagon when the time comes

Used it as tp
It was very uncomfortable

huomenta

Well I guess you shouldn't have done that then.

HC Sibir Novosibirsk

Who else /borat/ here?

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kunlun red star

shut up Vancouver

just stay out of cric and it won't happen you fat fuck

the /hoc/ pixel mural is still up

What was hoc like when they were serving burgers? I feel asleep before it started.

Lovely Sex In A Quiet Late Afternoon Between 6 Tatami Mats With Uniforms Girls And Moisture … In A Narrow Room Where Tatami Mats, Sweat And Love Smell Drifts, I Am Relaxed By Anxiety, Lust And Shame, And I Am Deeply Concerned About The Thrilling Dangerous Relationship Let’s Go

Love this lad

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cringe cringe cringey cringe based cringe based reddit cringe

stop watching our sport

Live, Love, Masturbate

bit gay

Still, it's a shame to see

come watch hockeys history on cytube lads. apparently the frenchies had dickgirls playing in 1910s

DUUUH CRIIINGE!
DUUUH BRIIINGE, CRINGE!
IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY???
DUUUH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE! CRINGE BASED BASED ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS L O L ONIONS CRINGE

BOOMER, THE ZOOOOMER I AM BOOOOMER NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIEEEES, ZOOMER GOING ZOOOMIEES... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH, FUCK SHITPOSTING! HONEST TO GOD, FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL, YOU COCKSUCKER!!!

BUT OOOOOOOH I KNOW MY POST IS CRIIIINGE, ISN'T IT??? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED, BASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

bruh shannon's seethe toward the award show is retarded

Based

i'm watching this movie called the head hunter lads. it's bretty good.

>Mark Messier Leadership Award - Wayne Simmonds (NSH)
okay
What exactly did he do to deserve that award?

Please donate (you)s to my go fund me to heem the entire nation of Finland

It's so he seems more impressive when he participates in the "Negro Hunger Games" at the 2028 Olympics.

RPH

Real Finnish Hours

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watching this youtube.com/watch?v=yYWsABEP4wY

How can we end shannon? he literally just says numbers in front of a billboard

have you tried not watching his videos?

hopefully sharks and knights fans can get along

t. knights falseflagger.

rph

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samefag

I feel like being a fan of a Pacific team is kind of like being a homosexual. They have to stick together.

seething

knights fans don't rage during rph, it's just one sharkslad.
rph is a time for peace

there are no knights fans on /hoc/

Sooth seething maybe.

i've never once raged at anyone during rph

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

is this ree poo hour

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Who is this handsome lad?

cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

>waits for things that are evil to just go away
>leaf
yuuup

lets draw a giant bulju penis in pixels

Rasheev from Reno

Here's a completely unrelated song you should listen to.
youtube.com/watch?v=MQhcU_LudZ4

the offspring are trash

The absolute state

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You're trash.

And while we're at it:
youtube.com/watch?v=qhYgeGT_vcU

why doesn’t he look like a human bean what’s wrong with his face

how could someone as smart as dexter holland write such shitty music?

sure lad i'll meet you there

for me it's propagandhi

I like his hot sauce.

now this guy knows what he's talking about

Based Shannon shitting on the NHL Awards show

So apparently Canada is currently engaged in a genocide.

>shannon's unironic favorite part is jillian fischer's fat stupid retarded segments
the show wasn't great, but i hope you both kill yourselves desu

I retract my previous statement

why did it take you guys so long to kill the injuns?

youtube.com/watch?v=7nYvmm0Ofmc

The First Nations Indigenous Aboriginal are our friends and should be treated with respect.

Fuck chugs.

well uhhhh, why are you killing them all m8?

Ask Trudeau? As hard as it may be to believe I'm not currently in charge of Canadian domestic policies.

t. trudeau

is wamens hockey coming back?

Hockey Karlsson

I miss hockey lads

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Netminder?

Could you not?

not skinny enough

/feet/?

Taylor Swift wishes you'd stick to hockey discussion.

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Please stop posting my future ex wife

Love Vasy

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Taylor Swift

Thinking about leaf genocide and Manifest Destiny lads

too bad they didn't sooner. now they will surely be cucked by trudeau once again

>bunch of drunk sams kill each other
>genocide
>social climate means you can't tell them they're wrong and retarded

My dad and my grandma on my mom's side are actually both from Saskatchewan.

>social climate means you can't tell them they're wrong and retarded
kek this is sad but true

at the same time nobody takes them seriously. more male injuns die because they're always getting drunk but nobody cares, somehow it's only genocide if it's women

just give em a call. tell them how you feel

propaghandi is gay

Lead singer is a Leafs fan.

is that you, chambers?

I don't know who that is.

is that you womens hockey poster?

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I don't post about women's hockey.

hockey fights cancer

hockey HEEMS cancer

Finland fucks minors

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K.K.D.

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Watching Jillian Fischer try to skate helps you to realize why her hockey videos are so fucking shitty

The chick doesn't know anything

BUT THOSE MILKERS GOOD LAWD

based incel

shorks will miss the ploffs without pavelski

kek probably
only a matter of time before kane spreads the locker room cancer too
wasn't there a couple of their players that fought during the playoffs?

that was dell and radil. a 4th literal who vs a backup that won't be with the team next season.

radil is based af

hockey is ded

>post yfw when Hughes will get manhandled at AHL because he is literally a small boy on the ice and cant handle playing against adults as evidenced by the WC and it will be at least 3 seasons until he is NHL ready while Kakko will play in a glorious original six team immediately where it's fans have already named a church after him and we can all agree that the only reason Hughes is ranked first is because he is an american but the only thing he will be known is a bust because he cant handle the expectations

>based rags

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will avs pick byram or dach?

>rags

*sips cold beer because I'm on vacation and it's hot outside*

it's also midsommar aka juhannus

Yep.
For me it will be going to an island with some m8s, sippin beer, eating good food, sauna and all that stuff

Wow, just watched the award show and that was quite embarrassing, how do we make them not shit?

>hughes is 5'10"
oh no
oh no no
oh no no no
oh no no no no

Based trips of truth, I am doing that same thing. Benefits of being a good åbo-boy. Let us drink in spirit, my nordic brother!

>we have more fans from finland than florida
TOP FUCKING KEK. Bet he gets traded for saying that

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Cant wait for the kitties to get good and watch all the tampa "fans" change teams

Maybe that's the plan all along.

he's no simek

who is no hertl

what's the problem

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Nice, it really is the proper way of spending midsommar/juhannus.
I will remember to have a sip or two in your honor my brother!

Imagine not living close to an archipelago...

who is no jayden halbgewachs

While I love our lakes and rivers, I cant imagine not living close to archipelago. Also helps with the snus raids because of ferries to sweden kek

I agree. They all give of different feelings. Which are great for different things.
Lakes for calmness and serenity, being alone, archipelago for a sense of freedom, vastness, space, but can also be calmness etc.

I wish you the best of snus!

>sense of freedom, vastness, space
in your tiny ass country?

They were back in 2016 but still barely anyone even showed up to the playoffs where they choked against the fucking islanders

beautiful words

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /hoc/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Matt Duchene (yes, THE Matt Duchene from Columbus) getting signed by the Arizona Coyotes! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming headlines when Matt Duchene skates into the desert!

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who and who?

>mfw

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Im going to buy weed and stay in my suicide cubical for the midsummer

At least it's larger than your basement, twig

Thanks friend

I hope you still have a good time friend

>At least it's larger than your basement, twig
Thats a lot of projecting sven

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4u

>tfw Hughes does take a few years to develop but eventually becomes an NHL star while kakapoopoo busts harder than bulju

So Im flying planes lads and look at this waypoint I got.

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Krapo will bust

All over Hughes career

Who cares about hughes/kakko? Its all about Zion Williamson this weekend

going to look into that - thanks for the tip!

>girls in hockey jerseys are hot
YES.

Land there and explore the region

I did and it was a shithole

>"FUCK the Panthers and FUCK Florida"

Aleksander Barkov Jr.'s last public appearance as a Florida Panther, 2019 (colorized). A mere two days later, Dale Tallon (GM until his death in 2026, succeeded by his clone) would trade Barkov and Jonathan Huberdeau to the Las Vegas Golden Knights in exchange for Ryan Reaves, Griffin Reinhart and a 2019 2nd round draft pick. Tallon reportedly included Huberdeau "as a necessary sweetener to get locker room trash out", remarked that he was pleased with the trade as it added truculence and character to the team, and sobbed that he should never have given the captaincy to an autistic memer who skated in the Ice Follies.
The troubled franchise would never make the playoffs again in South Florida. After forty years of being used mainly as a money laundering operation for various cartels and the unused 80% of its arena having been turned into a wildlife refuge for sexually abused crack-addicted alligators, the franchise would relocate south of the border, eventually becoming the Monterrey Aztecas. While controversy over robo-Bettman's decision from his golden throne to relocate the franchise to Monterrey over Quebec was a controversial one, especially as the Canadian province's economy was still suffering from the repercussions of a mandatory $200B fee for an earlier failed expansion bid, the Aztecas dynasty that won seven Stanley Cups in a row right after all referees were replaced by machine gun armed drones remotely controlled from the NHL headquarters certainly proved any naysayers wrong; they and their arguments were shown to be full of holes.

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What did Barkov mean by this

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winnipeg is the asshole of canada
nothing is worse

based

god i wish he was holding my dick with a smile like that

lmao that's a fine slag for an autistic boy if you ask me

can't wait for midsommar lads

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NY cares more for kakko/Hughes than the shit that is zion. NBA sucks lmaoooooo

>rags south

New york is a baseball city

Look at that slut

New york is a sportstown so every sport works. Baseball is a painful sport here for us non yankee fans

does it make your pepe hard?

No I have a slut of my own

>They shouldn't be playing in our game. It shouldn't happen anymore
Crazy how they didn't cut to commercial

>watching all these players from my team win individual awards
>remember we got fucking SWEPT BY A WILDCARD AFTER A RECORD BREAKING REGULAR SEASON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will continue to post like this the entire offseason when I am reminded, lads.

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unironically grew up in regina

>R
>_A
>__G
>___S
>____S
>_____O
>______U
>_______T
>_______H

>my team
Shouldn't you be doing something more productive during the summer months, Mr. Vinik?

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Take my (you) and fuck off

Kaapo Kakko

is

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diabetic

Finnish

World Champion

Not!

americans

Rate your teams mock draft from McKenzie
tsn.ca/americans-set-to-dominate-first-round-of-the-nhl-draft-1.1323878

>Honka 65.
I don't think he'll drop that far, some team will definitely take the gamble with him in the 2nd round.

>Devils, Jacko
>Rags, Kakko
>Hawks, Turcotte
>Avs, Dach

This guy gets it.

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>devils-Hughes
>rags-kakko
>hawks-cozens
>avs-byram
>Kings-dach
>wings-turcotte
>sabres-caufield
>oilers-podzolkin
>ducks-Zegras
>canucks-boldy
Your top ten bro

>This is not a mock draft. There’s no effort made here to match up prospects with specific NHL clubs based on the order of draft selection. TSN’s ranking has no connection to any individual club or the order of selection.
Lies. Bob's well connected, knows pretty much where everyone is going, and spoils the picks on the live broadcast which makes it boring to watch.

Does anyone else wish they lived in the comfy community of Ohio?

Remember last year? Did anyone expect arizona to take hayton 5th at all? Or a shit ton of people to pass up on dobson like that?

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>”this draft is sooooooo good”
>everyone busts
This will be the second time everyone has busted, the first time is 2 years ago

Busty McBustface

Born and raise in Ohio I learned how to grow and shuck corn at a young age
By 10 I knew how to drive a combine and till the fields, by June we’d have tomato’s ready to pick, by December we had toasted barley bread, I moved to Cleveland at age 18 and decided to become an engineer, I went to the university of Akron to be a chemical engineer and at age 21 I got my first job as a technical advisor to the waste treatment plant
Now at age 32 I have my own consulting firm

The last terrible first round was 2012 and even the deeper picks were great in guys like parayko, gryzelyk, pelech, lindell, gostisbehere, sundqvist, and anthaniseu. This year has some really talented players also but /hoc/ just goes “oh they’ll bust because he’s short”

>he doesn’t remember 2015

For me, it's 2015 draft

Cam Atkinson was a 6th round pick
He’s one of the most prolific goal scorers Columbus history

2015 was great because of the bruins fucking up THREE straight picks. They could have gotten chabot, boeser and barzal instead of two busts and debrusk who is actually a great player. Meme all you want about mcdavid and eichel but they’re great players. Rantanen, marner, provorov, werenski, beauvilliar, and Connor all are excellent players also. The last “worst” first round still is 2012, and even that produced good players in hertl and wilson (wilson is just the new raffi torres fight me)

I remember 2014 being shit

Imagine drafting F*nns in top 5 and unironically think they won't bust

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That is true. Jesus fuck 2014. You know it’s shit when the best player is the 25th pick. Sure the draft had d-bo$$ and some other names, but the amount of busts is insane

t. Muhammed Hassan Rahmerahme-Hanrejsson

2012 at least had some good guys

For me, it's drafting a Finn in the later rounds and letting him develop without too much pressure.

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>Rantanen #10
>Aho #35
>Hintz #49

>Laine #2
>Bulju #4
>Juolevi #5

yikes

True. But I’m judging by first round

except BULLS like barky and heiskanen

For me it’s drafting a power two way Canadian center with a French last name

Barkov and heiskanen are actual good finns taken early in drafts.

Dont forget how Carolina stole Aho at 35th

his netflix talk show was pretty disappointing

I mean Morgan Rielly and Ryan Murray both have been non busts and of course you had galchenyuk vasilevski forsberg

Again, first round, but 2015 was pretty good overall. You have to wait and see with these later round picks regardless since your basically throwing at a dartboard in like the 4th-7th round hoping this guy is great

For me it’s Pierre luc Dubois a qmjhl product

Pastrnak and Draisaitl tho

>Matthew finn
>not even finnish

tfw no qmjgf

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When the first overall was fucking yakupov then yeah. Oilers what the fuck did you smoke and what the fuck did the people who saw yakupov smoked to rate him that high

>draisaitl wasn’t first
Yikes

Ekblad is a pretty good defenseman so I guess it makes up for it. However buffalo fucked up by not taking draisaitl

>panarin posting videos of him practicing in bluejackets gear
>panarin posting pictures of him in Columbus
HOLY BASED HES STAY

How the hell did Larkin drop all the way to 15th?

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How did someone like x fall to y ?

jillian fischer, the notorious chili-dog brap whore, was part of the awards show?
for what purpose?

I think he just wants to smash her badly

youtube.com/watch?v=FnMLL9Z43hc

This is actually pretty interesting video. I think more people know Crosby and Ovechkin as they have been around longer and have won cups

Interesting clip of the frustrated nigger. He doesn’t know the answer so he chimps out and runs off. Sounds like a familiar story

Based pulju stickin it to edmongolia

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Career ending injury time

Did she ever recover?

No, she is still finnish

PULJU NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>jim rutherford said it was between maata and johnson to free up cap
>trade the defenseman who was INTEGRAL to your two cups
The state of the fucking penguins

His agent is a total dumbasshole

His agent has seen what happened to Yakupov,Pääjärvi,Gangner,Schultz,eberle,hall etc etc

better jump ship before it's too late

bulj is THE based retard

just woke up, lads. my coffee maker is broken :(

something that you would not wish even for your worst enemy

His agent is forcing the issue. Bulju isn't being handled properly by idiots running the Oilels. He isn't good enough for NHL at this point, Europe might offer better environment to develop than AHL.

don't forget about hockey while it's gone lads

>Offering a contract to locker room cancer that is Johnson
At least the Teds were ignorant of it, doesn't excuse how long they kept him.

No one's ever really gone.

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Teds also sacrificed their guy in johnson for more youth, and with youth you at least help the team. The jackets NEED all the youth in the world once they lose panarin and duchene and dzingel and bobrovsky

>3,90€ for 5 piece onion rings WITH DIP
Good deal?

that's a man, baby

Beautiful words friend

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i found old instant coffee packets that I used in my teapot but its not as good as the machine, lad :(

t. homosexual

alfa move

rich coming from the person attracted to manish looking """""""""women"""""""""""

>mfw bulju to car parts

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The Canadian Genocide needs to stop.

lets kill beavers instead like our ancestors
the rodent menace MUST be stopped

I don't appreciate you making light of this.

based pleb taste poster

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eating two pizzas by myself

she has a stronger jaw line than you do
no wonder you are attracted to "her"

Literally BILLIONS of Indigenous women are dying every hour.

Of course you are.

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Finland is the last place he will come due to taxes.

he doesnt care about money

what does he care about?

no talkey till my coffee haha, man we have fun around here

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playing hokkei and being appreciated

/hoc/ is one of the most diverse places on the internet. I expect better from you guys.

send that fun piss loving boy >our way, we'll give him a good home

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Oh edler just got resigned

>2 year bridge deal with exposure at the expansion draft
benning has done it again

/hoc/ is a safe space.

only for straight white males living above the arctic circle

What if Pulju couldn't find a European team to take him and had to play in China?

How come only tommy salami won calder? How come no finns won it after or before him?

And that's also when you'll need to sign Skelettersson

Which main kit sponsor would your team have?

thinking about ground hockey

SAAB

SSAB

ESAB

B(ig)ASS

RIP pulju, king of autism

Why does the /mlb/ suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

>Why does the /mlb/ suck ass?
luxury tax instead of hard cap
>It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year.
this is a result of 5 markets being able to spend as much as they want

the mlb will never change this, they are more worried about speeding up the game than about parity

Why does /hoc/ suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

jockey

Why does /pol/ suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

Why does /nba/ suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

Why does /lgbt/ suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

Why does Taylor Swift suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

Why does Taco Bell suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

Why does Winnipeg suck ass? It’s literally like 5 teams that just compete the entire year. Fucking boomers

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Canada the most reddit country on /hoc/

meow :3

summer sucks

>/gimme_the_loot/

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Chris Tanev has 98 career points

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he excels at doing what his position is called
defense

Does he though?

Imagine falling for Finnish memes

I'm putting the team back together for one more heist. Are you in or are you out?

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:DD

yeah sure, why would you want some meme 4th forward on your team anyways

Huawei

>>>/reddit/

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Tencent

SpaceX

no salary cap
no salary floor
no 50/50 revenue sharing

50/50 revenue sharing encourages teams to ignore profit margins and continue poor business practices

that socialist shit should be 100% removed from the nhl

>a league with no canadian teams
sounds wonderful

going to sau na

every canadian team is profitable you ignoramus
however six (6) american teams are sucking the life blood outta the league
ill give you one guess where most of those are located :)

Maybe they could make their own league and finally win something

S E E T H I N G

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Yah but who would watch that?

the same audience that watches the nhl
(ie buffalo and canada)

I guess when this is all you have you have to take pride in that at least.

No they would be watching the american league, try and keep up please.

brah, large market teams already spend with no concern about financial risks or dead contracts in the future
it would have the opposite effect to what you think it does

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wheres the thread at, lads?

>it would have the opposite effect to what you think it does
lmao
no
cause the current effect is team like arizona which havent generated profit in over a decade being allowed to continue operation at the expense of the 25 other teams in the league

Must suck seeing hard working canadian boys win cup after cup for big chad american teams

Goddamn our team was stacked

not really, cause our canaBULLS always come home to win when their nation calls
sorry you dont know what they feels like

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>who cares about the stanley, we have our consolation prizes
>the absolute state of canadian cuplets

>nigger doesn't even play
>makes sure to get front and centre for the photo

business idea: stop supporting canadian franchises with american dollars and laugh as they all fold

are you talking about the diamondbacks or coyotes?
because the diamondbacks would benefit greatly from a revenue sharing system in mlb
most hockey teams aren't profitable because the city shouldn't even have an nhl team, that's on gary
baseball has proven markets

>the stanley cup is a competition of nations
ameridumb logic

The stanley cup is actually a competition of the best american teams

>o-olympics doesn't m-matter!

t. still seething over 2010

Someone make a new thread

Only seethe I see in this thread is from salty leafs mad that sunbelt socialism is the only thing keeping their laughable franchises afloat

Go to the catalog there’s already one made dumbass

>huurrr durrr im retarded the post
you didnt have to be so obvious

Yes because we all know how many people attend florida panthers games and the PRESTIGIOUS history that they hold

tsn.ca/mlb-reportedly-okays-the-tampa-bay-rays-to-explore-into-playing-some-of-season-in-montreal-1.1325846
What a time to be alive.

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