Space Jam Players Revelead

Chiney Ogwumikes hotter sister and basically Stephen Curry if he were more masculine

Wait, they actually put women in there? HahahahahahahahahahahToon squad by double digits.

Does LeBron stop taping to complain about his teammates?

>CP3 doesn't even warrant a mention but 2 women do
How the overrated have fallen

for me, it's wile E coyote

This movie is going to be complete dogshit, and when it comes out anyone who was ever enthusiastic about it will be extremely embarrassed.

Instead of watching this garbage reboot watch the other reboot instead, the best animation in a long ass time

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They shouldnt make this movie
It only worked in the 90s with Jordan

Diana Taurasi is white.

Also, Chris Paul is in too.
Here's the plot based on a casting call for the lead role

>Dom - Open Call
>11-14 years old, to play African American, male or female, athletic and bright, Dom is LeBron’s 2nd child. Like LeBron, Dom is a young Basketball star in the making but is more interested in just being a kid and playing ball for fun. Dom has a special knack for video games and is desperate to connect with Dad on other things besides Basketball but struggling to find any common ground. Dom has a defiant streak that s/he mostly suppresses, still it’s there in the subtext of all their interactions with their father. With the help of the Looney Tunes, Dom and LeBron learn to foster a deeper personal relationship outside of and through their mutual love of the game. MUST HAVE EXCEPTIONAL BASKETBALL SKILLS.

why doesn't he just get his son to play him

I was thinking that too, but it does say 2nd child so maybe his actual son is in it. There's also the problem that his actual son probably can't act, so it probably would be a cameo.

Do Zoomers even know who Bugs Bunny is?

kuzma should plays lebrons son

Fires the coach at half time

sooo...there's no alien invaders that will challenge them to a game?

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>People still think LeBron went to the Lakers to win instead of to make movies

lol

>dom
Just make it easy and cast Vin Diesel

So you're telling me Klay and Dame will be Lakers by 2020.

Don't be dense user.

>Nneka Ogwumike
Wow they're letting French soccer players compete too?

LelBron reminds me of those Space Jam villains.

wow thats a solid 500k to a million dollar money-making goldmine idea should be a classic

So Lola is going back to her pre-animation reboot persona?

This is going to be so fucking cringe

How about romper room zoomer? DID SHE SAY YOUR NAME?

>Literal who jam

Elmer Fudd is white.

That's the state of modern society, we've fallen so far as a people that even the most obvious villains are presented and accepted as heroes.

Shant

Is babs coming back with those big tiddies or not

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There better be a Jordan cameo or I'm burning the memory of this from my mind

>implying I won't anyway

Anthony Davis is a great basketball player, but off the court he was as interesting as an Excel spreadsheet and as charismatic as my Keurig.

Where's my nigga Dwayne Wade?

>female WNBA players
But why though?

>implying it hasn't always been that way
In 50 years LeBitch will go down in history as a vagina.

>Diana Taurasi
best player in the movie lmao

who tf is nneka ogbugub

>Italian
>white
Um, no, sweetie.

>muh equality

women are being forced into every remake in >current year