/trans/ - weather edition

MAIN STORY: Manchester City are ready to take on rivals Manchester United for Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly as the Premier League champions make an £85million bid for him. [Daily Mail]

>Belgian left-back Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo is the latest player touted as a potential target for both Huddersfield Town and Burnley this summer. The winger is a cousin of Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku. [The Examiner]

Huddersfield Town defender Terrence Kongolo could be heading back to the Premier League with Aston Villa or Watford. Watford is said to be leading the chase. [HITC]

>Inter Milan are preparing for a shock move for Fulham fullback Ryan Sessegnon. Tuttosport says Inter Milan have identified Sessegnon as a successor to Ivan Perisic. [Tribal Football]

EUROPE: AC Milan are hot on Hoffenheim striker Andrej Kramaric, and have already negotiated with the adviser of the player and are basically in agreement. [Sky Sports DE]

>West Brom are in talks with Arsenal over a deal to bring out-of-favour defender Carl Jenkinson to the Hawthorns, as Jenkinson is keen of first-team football [Sky Sports]

Lucas Torreira could be interested in joining AC Milan, the Arsenal midfielder's agent has hinted. Torreira is reportedly of interest to Milan after a season away from Serie A and have made the player a key transfer target. [Standard]

>Manchester United are weighing up a third bid for Aaron Wan-Bissaka in the knowledge they can immediately claw back £10m from the sale of Matteo Darmian. [Standard]

Oh yeah, and there's some Portuguese twink named John Felix or something. Apparently he's a big deal or whatever, moving to Atletico Madrid. I don't know, who cares.

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WHO ARE EVERTON GETTING

lets go top 6, top 4???

Depends how far United, Chelsea and maybe Arsenal fall off

Everton from gremio

If it works for gambling websites, what would be different?

Welbeck, Gomes and some other shit cunt no one's ever heard of. 9th behind Wolves, Watford and Lester

Everton could possibly win the FA cup

>Mbombo
>Mbabu
>Ndidi
>Mbappe
>Ndombele
>Nkunku
>Nketiah
>Mvogo
Is there a complete XI with these kind of gentlemanly names?

Moukoko
Ngog

>Ngog
That’s the sound your mom made last night

porn should be banned completely, as should gambling, homosexuality and abortion

nth for fuck anime

Based

#GlazersOut

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transfers

>liverpool will be within less than 100m revenue of them when they sign their new kit deal
fucking hell they're fallen hard

West Ham top 4 this season, Fornais the goat signing.

>EUROPE: AC Milan are hot on Hoffenheim striker Andrej Kramaric, and have already negotiated with the adviser of the player and are basically in agreement. [Sky Sports DE]

So Boban is moving all the Croats to Milan now?

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

unlocked at 7 times la

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gf wants to peg me what do?

you ever had her finger up there?

I can laugh about the absolute clusterfuck that is United now. It was less funny when those two demented Texans were refusing to leave the club and tried to sue us in some yank kangaroo court and we were days from bankruptcy because of their greed and mooching.

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>Belgian left-back Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
absolutely based name

>porn block to be delayed indefinitely
Hmm yes who saw this one coming?

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Woke up and I'm still fuming. Give me mistakes over VAR any day

>Tory boomers dont understand the internet
shock

>when the Salford love-in won't stop

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Can comfirm that it's too fucking hot and that i like ops pic

Me on the left, 4th from the top

Reminder that Korra is anime

Based hudders on tv.
Nobody gives a shit about us.
Wtf is going on

Me on the right

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>leaf mentioning Felix
Thank you

Probably the first of many times this season they'll be on Sky, pity for Stevenage they're the ones who got drawn out of the hat and will get caught up in the dick sucking circus surrounding Salford. Would love to see Salford crash and burn but they won't, League 2 is terrible and they'll probably win it.

>Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
>Belgian

Jesus Christ.

My name is Boli Mbombo, I'm a Belgian from da Congo

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I'm sure they're grateful for the TV money

Now this is cultural appropriation

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This is what it feels like to be a team in the prem playing a top 6 club.
Constant cock sucking of the big team

Same with Leeds, who they sucked off to a sickening degree despite their horrendous choke last season. Leeds at least have massive support though

At least it brings attention to League Two, if it wasn't for Salford, no one would care at all

So which option is really better/worse?

>Vote for Brexit
>still get cucked by Brussels
FFS guys just get out

At least Leeds don't buy players from three leagues above them because they're backed by 5 millionaires. Salford are the most plastic of plastic clubs

doesnt everyone in those lower league hate Salford?

Cashed up circus club

They should just all agree to them jumping to the Football league and save the vanity exercise of trouncing everyine in the lower leagues

Yep
theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/20/gary-neville-and-salford-city-accused-of-trying-to-steal-football-league-place

Are they really that good though? They spent ages in the non-leagues afaik

Lets play a game of spot when the investment came in

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the ultimate boomer filter. why are you so mad that some clubs have money and others don't? I bet you support Labour too

There needs to be some proportionality.

watch Amerishart commieball then

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Premier League has seen the farce of the womens world cup and wont use VAR to make penalties be retaken

kek

>Banning gambling

If retards burn their money, that's on them

>Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

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True, but inciting people to burn their money where otherwise they wouldn't is wrong

what do you wank to then?

Possession based football

Women's football

not having Salford in the division

Thoughts about fulfilling your fantasies with your cute neighbour like our ancestors did.

Sarriball

I'm sure most clubs would agree with you but that's small club mentality

They'd rather be champions of the pond fighting with other minnows than take a chance at glory by battling it out with a salmon

Was this you coming out? Because that analogy is gay as fuck

EFL League Two will be like that season Rangers were in SPFL League 2: nobody matters but Salford.

The TV games from League Two will involve them each and every time and the opposition will be considered irrelevant.

Orient v Cheltenham would have been a better selection.

It's a good example, it's not much different to how the English football clubs refused Celtic/Rangers entry into the EPL, even at league 2

>Coutinho
>I don't know whether I'll stay.

OH NO NO NO

Where he gonna go?
He said he won’t go to united because he still has scouse disease

Can’t go Chelsea

Surely PSG will focus their money on their defence/midfield

Maybe inter??

Arse

You’re a good example of a homosexual

Marcos Llorente is leaving Real Madrid to sign a five year deal with Atletico Madrid, pending a medical

For £40m. I doubt it

>93595813
Fucking hell, you have absolutely no idea what you're going on about whatsoever. Celtic have never tried to get into the English league system. Rangers tried it with Bury and were promptly told to fuck off.

No wonder you're a Manchester Etihad bandwagoner. You are genuinely clueless about sport in general.

atleticodemadrid.com/noticias/marcos-llorente-se-convierte-en-nuevo-jugador-del-atletico-de-madrid
official source

>The Premier League will not use video assistant referees in 2019-20 to rule on goalkeepers moving off their line to save a penalty.

>Three penalties have been retaken at the Women's World Cup after VAR ruled keepers did not have at least part of one foot on the goalline. Professional Game Match Officials Limited (PGMOL) will leave such decisions to on-field officials.

>PGMOL could review the situation during the season.

>VAR will be used in the Premier League for the first time during 2019-20.

Thank fuck for that.

Pepe has almost officially left Lille tbqh lads.
Doubt he is going to Liverpool though, would be insane if he did.

Marcos Llorente to Athletico. The fuck are they doing with their money.

>£36m
I wouldn't even pay £20m for him

>cheating is so endemic in goalkeeping that it's too much hassle to use this new technology to counter it

Wow, great.....

>entry into the EPL, even at league 2
That makes fuck all sense

He's unironically great

This but ironically

He it's very good fren. Only Zidane don't rate him because he isn't french.

encroachment happens nearly every pen so its fair tb h

So much this.

>I rate Marcos Llorente

Sajid Javid to Downing Street FC is off, no confirmation yet as to whether @TheSaj is still leaving Home Office Utd

>I never watch the La Liga

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The only arguable missteps are maybe overpaying for Mendy and Rodrygo, and bringing up Zidane Jr.

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Only available here as online streaming. Fuck that

Yeah better pay mr. Shekelstein £80 a month to watch Sky Sports®

>implying that would make a difference
He hardly ever plays

As a supporter of AFC Gove I am pleasantly surprised by the good run of form lately.

Just don't like watching shit on a laptop and hooking it up to a tv is too much of a faff. Better to have footie on the tv and Yea Forums on the laptop to shitpost

slow /trans/ today

Women's football obviously

>not having a decent monitor for your desktop computer
>owning a TV at all

but that breaks the laws of the game

Based, fuck tv and FUCK the tv loicense.

I always hated how refs didn't give a shit about the 'coming of the line' rule.

But who cares about Scottish League 2 and anything other than the SPL now?

Ranger were good for the league

>Azza
Flatters to deceive

>Jovic
One good season

>Militao
From the Portuguese fisherman’s league

>Mendy
Meh

>Rodrygo
Literally who

>Zidane
Lmao

Sauce on him “almost officially” leaving

Not particularly bothered about real either way but their signings have been good considering where they were at the end of last season

If they’d have bought Koulibaly instead of militao and lewa instead of jovic etc everyone would come up with some shit excuse about them being wrong

twitter.com/eduardohagn/status/1141349049754406912?s=21
A better sauce would probably be that boufassi or whatever guy who is saying the same thing, but it seems legit and has multiple trusted reporters on it.

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>Marcos Llorente to Atletico for 36M
That exact amount would get you prime Kroos 5 years ago

>Scotland suffered from "appalling" decisions in the draw with Argentina that ended their Women's World Cup, says head coach Shelley Kerr.
How about you keep to the rules instead, yeah? How about you don't concede three times to semi-pros.

Jovic and Militao aren’t the finished article. They’ve played one or maybe two seasons at a good level. They could easily fall flat being first team at Real.

Signing Rodrygo is bizarre since only last year they signed a 18 year old pace nog from Brazil for £40m who’s flopped.

>The Premier League will not use video assistant referees in 2019-20 to rule on goalkeepers moving off their line to save a penalty.
Top kek. So, we're gonna have asterisk next to all titles without VAR and then we're gonna have double asterisk next to titles when this inevitably changes.

>Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

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I don’t even think it was a penalty in the first place. She got a touch of the ball before catching the Argie.

The referee was terrible all game though, Argie players were extremely rough.

A name like that will get a 'Fikyo' treatment. It'll be cut down to like 'Boli' or something.

But they most likely won't be first team. Benzema and Varane/Ramos will still be ahead of them. Assuming they won't leave, they'll slowly transition into the first team over the next couple of seasons. Same with Marcelo and Mendy.

Rather irrelevant. They should never have conceded that many goals to a semi-pro team, especially after banging three in.

>Manchester City have agreed a three-year contract extension with 22-year-old defender Oleksandr Zinchenko.
Mendy or Zinchenko?

Spending £200m on guys to sit on the bench is big brain management.

Real need quality now if they want to challenge Barca for the title and compete in Europe.

Zinchenko always puts in a good shift, can play in multiple positions as well. Mendy is a perma crock.

Zinc. He's played 22 prem matches, won 22 prem matches

Hdmi to boomer when lads

Mendy was LOVED at the start of the season, I was there at those games, the fans couldn't get enough of how a defender was scoring so consistently

However, Zinchenko is more of a realiable hand as is always the case in "these" debates

>spurswede is mentioning forced memes now
respect just dropped massively.

>New Real Madrid signing Ferland Mendy says he was told he might never play football again after hip surgery as a 15-year-old left him in a wheelchair.
Did we even talk about this? Was a £48m defender deal and didn't talk about it.

convinced that Manica has been in these threads without their trip on for a long while.

Rude. Now im all sad

Anyway, did your packages come in? I wish I had the health to make and paint stuff, but I'd need to buy loads of paints, loads of stripper and loads of models for 'practice' before I ever get the good stuff. Always wanted to do Custodes and they've been out for a few years. Plus SoS. SoB are out soon too.

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Came in yesterday. Some stuff missing still. Bought a aparment too yesterday. Phone posting cause thunderstorm broke my interwebs

I've seem a Moni imitator on Yea Forums sometimes, he just does it to bait people. The actually Moni posts on reddit/feel/ on /r9k/ and that's about it

Will City do the quadruple next season? They've been so close so many times

Can we keep this thread on-topic, please?

Reminder that tripfags are not welcome

Wrong thread. We talk transfers here.

A good transfer is its own reward 2bqh. It is what we live for in the dark days when our teams are not playing.

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>Former Manchester United youngster Ravel Morrison walks out on Swedish side Ostersunds
>A club representative of Ostersunds admitted to SVT Sport: 'We have no contact with him anymore, he packed up his things when it was summer vacation and nothing speaks for him coming back.'
Who's he joining next, then?

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Wouldn’t say Vinicius has flopped. He was their best player for periods of last season. I think that’s pretty harsh

But pay debt first

Anounce Gomes already

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I post on /brit/ sometimes and /lgbt/, /soc/ recently

/trans/ and /epl/ were my first generals and I hate that I stopped posting here for a while

Will Liverpool hold onto their entire squad?
Will anyone from United survive the Summer?
How many needless purchases will City make?
How large a profit will Spurs & Newcastle make this transfer window?
Will Arsenal make a marquee signing?

Salford FC

lelouche?

I don't get this meme

Chelsea will unironically have better new squad additions than manure at the end of this window.
>Abraham
>Mount
>James
>Zouma
>Batshuayi
>Tomori
>Bakayoko
All based.
Super Frank will solve the PL. Screencap this.

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>implying you're not getting Rafa back

We're not

>3 players who have already flopped at chelsea once
>4 literal who championship cloggers
> a manager who has never managed in a top league

yeah ole is shaking in his boots m8

o no...

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>a manager who has never managed in a top league

Yeah I'm sure the unparalleled might of Monde prepared Ole for the big ticket job

This kills the man.

hes prem proven at two clubs now

Ole is failing too tb h

He'd managed in the prem before, badly granted

didn't he get immediately relegated and sacked?

Cringe. Ole is a shitbrain relegation maestro and United are signing nobodies from the championship and England's brave U21 own goal hero for 70 gorillion. Sanchez picking up his £5m training bonus every week & pogdab soon to be doing the same. I am loving every laugh watching United, so much joy watching them fail and knowing super Frank is about to beat them again and again and again

If we had left the EU

>3 players who have already flopped at chelsea once
Salah
De Bryne
Lukaku

Hello /trans/ this is Ed Woodward here

Please could you provide 3 solutions to united’s problems? Would like to get the people’s opinion.

Thanks
Woody

Continuity, look at Spurs and Liverpool.
Give Pogba, Rashford and Lingard twice their current wages.

1. Sign Messi
2. Get allegri
3. Have alexis murdered without it leading back to united

>Limburg
Yikes

Buy Bale

1. Start a fire at the training ground when the players are there. Lock all the doors.
2. ???
3. Profit

unironically yes, sell united, buy liverpool, pocket the difference

stop competing and just go full harlem globetrotters

1. Accept you are not a top team at this point.
2. Cut down expenses from season to season.
3. Save and reload multiple times on youth intake day hoping to get good prospects.

Irrelevant. It's going to happen whether we like it or not.

At that point you might as well load up an editor and make people good prospect wise.

That counts as doping.

I mean United get good prospects anyway. They just, usually, fuck it up.

wish it was hot here ;_;

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bit gay

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platonic relationship la

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Don’t be mean about faggots

that last one was a fucking unit

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what's the word on mbrappe to liverpool?

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Liverpool had to duck out as it would mean revoking their participation in the net spend cup

Not happening

Net six

Liverpool didn't qualify for the Net Spend Cup last year so have to avoid it.

It'll happen inshallah when Shariah law becomes the law of the land, brother.
have faith and become more diligent!

>Craig Bellamy has been appointed Anderlecht Under-21 coach on a three-year deal.
I remember when he was gonna be >our manager.

Based

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>Marcos Lorente has agreed to join Atletico Madrid from city rivals Real Madrid.

>Manchester United are preparing a £70m raid for Arsenal striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, talkSPORT report.

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>United buying Obama

fucking why

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Coming on a free la

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Net 0 (zero)

he's publicly asking for a move
might not be worth the wages though

Banter?

One got away lel. As for Obama, because he got Golden Boot in his first full season?

So is Neymar.

>net spend 0
>win the CL
how did they do it, should be talked about more desu, one of the great sporting achievements

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Please provide proof for this bullshit statement

Oh sorry. Just to confirm. I was referring to the number of premier league wins by Liverpool FC. I can understand why you would miss that. You’re unfamiliar with the concept of wining the league.

>net spend 0
Since PL began it's more like -£600m.

Why do all these pics look like scenes from Dawn of The Dead

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Don't know what to cook for dinner lads

And zero PL titles.

youtu.be/G8Q3BSF9-1U

Because Liverpool fans are brain dead like zombies

Because scouse are not humans

Curry for me lad

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Will be killing and eating a scouse child for dinner. With gravy.

mackerel with 6 half spuds for me

CITY WOBBLING

imagine being this much of a faggot lmao, do you wish both teams good luck before a game?

>Liverpool fans think they're intimidating
>Inside the coach, players are zoned out, curtains drawn, and listening to music
Do they realise this?

S I X

City did lose horrifically though.

City were shook enough that they lost the match later that night.

Hi Ed

Please review the following graphic from last season. You expect this squad to compete with City and Liverpool?

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Remember when Pep came to Anfield, turned us around cos he was scared of defending the Kop is the second half, then got absolutely shagged for 45 minutes of the first.

And then he came back and did the same thing again in the CL a couple of months later.

Damn, United look like THAT!?

Poop still cried about it though. The faggot even asked for more protection, lel.

And then won the PL

kek i love when ABLs try to pretend that liverpool fans are both terrifying hooligans and soft lads they could totally beat up irl

So this is the power of british cuisine

>sing you’ll never walk along (a fucking gay show tune) once before kick off
>silence thereafter

“Oh what an amazing atmosphere at Anfield Jeff”

*never wins at Anfield*

I would happily eat seven curries a week if push came to shove

Any scouser step to me I'll knock him the fuck out

I think the common theme is that they are unintelligent forms of life

That’s why they kept pushing at Hillsborough

Chelsea literally knocked Liverpool out the League Cup at Anfield

Mate, if you tried that with me, there'd be three hits, yeah? Me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 90. Sit the FUCK down. Be humble.

I’m a Bristol City fan so not really applicable. You never win at Ashton Gate

>anfield has no atmosphere
>okay it does have an atmosphere but its a FUCKING GAY ONE
>... why does messi look terrified?

>punctuation
>liverpool fan

Pick one

Messi looked terrified because he realised he had been dragging a shitty Barcelona team all on his own and was expected to do it again.

>anfield has no atmosphere
>anfield has no atmosphere


Why does Messi look terrified?
Because he’s a weak mind bottle job faggot

What's keeping you then lad?

Based.

Why does everybody demand Messi solos entire teams and people NEVER shit on the rest of the team for not stepping up.

Lads, just mark Messi with all your players in CL games, Suarez has like 1 CL goal.

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Fear of painful poos

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>expecting world elite would let it waste a century of social engineering so easily
No, goy. You must be weak-willed atomised sex-slave.

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Because Maradona did it and everyone says Messi is better

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Maradona doing it in post modern changes with VAR would suck balls.

>Your ass hitting the sheets
>me hitting your ass on the sheets

Maybe. He was still GOAT though.
Had messi’s technical ability, R9 power and CR7 strongmind

You just described Zidane.

just need a 20 goal a season gf

The fuck are you talking, he was inconsistent as fuck.

anyone else looking forward to the club world cup lads? cant wait to put some brazilian cunts in their place - or even better, fucking argies

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That reminds me. Still gotta fap. The only question is to who?

It's a shite comp. Revamped could be fun, want to see the big Euro teams in a group with shitters from around the world

Maradona was shit and people only remember him for 1986 and him cheating and the 'wonder goal' somehow overriding the cheating.

Fuck off degen freak

0 PL trophies

>He was still GOAT though.
t. YouTube Compilation Watcher

cant be assed with a revamp myself, like it as just a weird very occasional thing

*goes down 3-0 before half-time*

abls getting nervy about the coming mbappe announcement

not happening

Napoli fans disagree.

boomers

just need a fulfilling career and a stunning house and a heavenly wife and a dog that doesn't age and i'll be set lads

Correct top 5 (undisputed, if you disagree you are wrong/incapable of reason/scouse):

1. Maradona
2. Messi
3. CR7
4. Pele
5. Cruyff

all dies in the end mate, nothing lasts forever
apart from the enteral glory of 6

Mbebop isn't leaving this season, especially if Nerman does

On the topic, what's the topic with Cavani? Feels like every summer he's on his way out

Take Heroin. Feels as good as that. Expensive tho

They’re selling Weah so I am guessing Cavani is staying

Only until next year and number seven la

96 died. Lol

This gimmick was fun for a bit but it has run its course, me thinks. Pretty sure some of you are playing both sides.

>They’re selling Weah
Not to Celtic, I'd imagine? Didn't he leave early?

>come to see transfers
>instead get brainlets baited by livershit fans
fucking hell every time you mongs

Nah, they’re in talks with Lille. They’re cashing in on Pepe so most likely he’ll be his direct replacement.

I don’t partake in these hurrr durrr battles between the two of them but clearly it’s the Liverpool fans being baited

>gimmick
i dont think you understand how big 6 times is, the 'gimmick' wont die until its replaced by 7 times
fundamentally this is a liverpool board and it is only right most of the posts are about liverpool

You’ve revealed yourself. This bait is too obvious.

Good move for both parties. Weah gets CL experience, Lille stands to make even more money if he does well

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Have only seen a handful of Weah’s game. Do you think he’ll make it?

Kek are you kidding me, I'm not even a Liverpool fan but a bit of cheeky Liverpool posting is a (you) factory. And sorry but they do deserve it after the shit they got last year.

Because the one on the left is under Spurs. The one on the right is under Barcelona. In the eyes of Barcelona fans (who will be looking at the Barcelona page) he is a flop. So, I don't get this. If I wasn't a lazy cunt I'd go and tell this mong page.

usually but not this summer. theres no comeback that beats we just won the CL. i mean hillsboro but none of us were alive for that

Who can tell with 19 year olds, honestly.
Personally, I think he'll do okay at first, not a flop but won't set the the world on fire either. Lots of potential though, for sure.

It's almost like Everton are a mediocre club....

Spurs in talks with Bruno Fernandes, putting the pressure on frontrunners Man United to act quickly (The Telegraph)

yeah but what if some redshite in his mid 40s is posting here and we give him a flashback never give up hope mate we can still win this thing

The difference being that Liverpool fans genuinely tell themselves their sixth CL means more to them than the eternal missing PL. ABLs just present facts.

So the ABLs just prey on that

Bruno would unironically be a fantastic replacement for Eriksen. They probably can’t afford him though.

Can NOT handle this heat

That doesn't explain the obvious media bias

>Yea Forums didnt even exist the last time liverpool were the best team in the world.
>theyve been shit for the near decade ive been here
>i never thought id live to see these dark days on Yea Forums

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if you go everton obviously you're a flop, at that point like 30 teams have passed on you

Again the problem is that they don’t believe this is the best thing that could happen. They would rather have won the league. They openly admit this everywhere except here.

but winning their 2nd most wanted trophy is still something to gloat and shitpost about

>Spend years shitposting about Liverpool never winning anything.
>End up finally winning the biggest trophy in football BUT stop Spurs doing it at the same time.
Top kek fair enough, Spurs winning it was a literal doomsday scenario.

Yeah for sure I completely agree with you on that. It’s just that they can’t handle the banter about them never winning the league.

Your logic is retarded

Typical Spurs' issues; they're either shit or they cost too much

i guess its both sides. i just wish theyd both shut up and post about transfers

Spurs winning it would have been an all around win.

Banter against Arsenal fans and Liverpool fans. The two worst fanbases for handling banter

Me too

Neymar has apparently put an offer in on a house outside Barcelona. If this transfer goes through everything will start moving very fast.

>Spurs officially becoming a bigger club than Arsenal.
Not for me Clive.

Not on Yea Forums. Arsenal general has maybe one or two actual Arsenal fans. Rest are fake fans or trolls. Most Arsenal fans have died inside when they realised that Wonga wasn't the problem, it was the owner and their scapegoat is gone.

>1CL, 2 League Cups since PL began
>vs
>3 Titles, 9 FA Cups
I dunno there. But they will eventually win something.

Nah. You need to win the league to be a big club

>Muh 15 year old titles.
Yeah no, use that banter for Liverpool if you like, but Spurs would have had us dead to rights if they won, this was a lucky fucking escape and a timely reminder of the importance of top 4.

Is Blackburn a big club?

Mate, I included both sides trophy wins since PL began. That's as fair as you can make it. Spurs have 2 League Cup wins in that time, the CL was the theoretical one.

They won the prem in the modern era so they're bigger than many HOWEVER, the city they currently live in is only 50% white so all their support is dying

Bigger than clubs who have not won the league. That doesn’t necessitate that they are a big club though

You now remember the false CDM meme

Please enlighten me

Looks like Birmingham have confirmed relegation:

>Pep Clotet will be Blues caretaker Head Coach, and the Club is not actively seeking another Head Coach or Manager at this time.

>James Beattie (First Team Coach), Darryl Flahavan (Goalkeeper Coach), Sean Rush (Head of Physical Performance) and Ryan Needs (Head of Analysis) also remain at Blues.

>And experienced midfielder Craig Gardner joins the staff in a Player-Coach capacity.

>The roles were formally agreed and ratified today after a meeting with CEO Xuandong Ren and Club Director Edward Zheng at the Trillion Trophy Training Centre, Wast Hills.

>Pep Clotet as your manager who flopped at Oxford
wew wew and wew

Barcelona doesn't understand that Neymar is a permacrooked has been

26ºC?

He was good for Barca. He will be fine once he’s back. I don’t particularly like him and wouldn’t want him at my club but he does the job for Barca.

Celtic have a DoF/Head of recruitment starting in a week.

Signings incoming!! this is not a drill

...

Nobody cares about Scotland.

based

Hahaha!

nobody will ever figure out why he tipped the fedora, needs a study by the worlds top psychologist

Has her identity ever been found? Arab cuties are the best.

twitter.com/fullback03/status/1141583543551909888

our boy jlingz back at it again with the gay shit

embarrassing

Never knew Lingard was scouse

>Under Ferguson you wouldn’t have even seen a player on Soccer Am, let alone behave like Lingard & Rashford. They are embarrassing the club time and time again by off the field antics. Lunatics running the asylum, I’m afraid. Place needs gutted from the top.
>Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand had their own TV shows, Ryan Giggs went on Soccer AM, Andy Cole released a music single, Beckham did all manner of advertising campaigns. You've allowed the past to become warped by what you want it to be.

Love it when Twittertards get b t f o.

>Barcelona hires De Jong's agent son, Mike van Bejinen, for Barça B
lmao

He's the new Pep, la.

But having to deal with the agent's son... This is as same as when they hired Neymar's father for some shit or Bojan's father too. Maybe worse because they aren't even blood related.

Is Football Daily the ultimate boomer football Youtube Channel?

Lads, just wanted to let you know that Craig Gardner is going to be a player/coach at Birmingham city

I think they're going down

>20 June
>English Football League
Jack Bridge [Northampton - Carlisle] Free
Reece Brown [Forest Green - Huddersfield] Undisclosed
Gervane Kastaneer [NAC Breda - Coventry] Undisclosed
Adam Roscrow [Cardiff Metropolitan University - AFC Wimbledon] Undisclosed

Jerry Yates [Rotherham - Swindon] Loan

>Scottish Premiership
Wallace Duffy [Celtic - St Johnstone] Free
Elliott Parish [Dundee - St Johnstone] Free

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BASED

St Johnstone on a signing spree. Also
>signing someone from a university

Now I'm no lawyer

But I'm pretty sure I could get her an innocent result at court on the basis that you don't drive a horse

based

Cardiff Metropolitan University are in the Europa League lad

Huh. Based.

Prelim round. They're facing the 4th best team in Luxembourg's top division.

>4th best team in Luxembourg

Truly this is a tournament of huge significance

It's quite funny
>they're only 4th best team
>but it is in the top division
>but it's in Luxembourgh
>but they're in Europe

I want a European "Champions of 2nd Division" league.

Isn't that kind of what the Intertoto cup was

England would walk it

This is true. But every team that got promoted and therefore played in the tournament would get relegated back because of the number of games

>Intertoto cup

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shit idea

Just make it between the 6 biggest league.
Championship already play 200 games a year.

>implying
I was gonna say Deportivo de La Coruna would beat your arse because I went unbeaten with 100% win record in my first season with them (including 30 games without conceding and beating Barcelona 1-0 and 1-0 in Cups or 1-0 and 0-0 I forget) then realised they only came 5th. They had fucking Juanfran (granted, out on loan and not THE Juanfran, the RB or RW one) plus Rolán (also out on loan). Not quite sure why they've not used them in recent seasons.

I think a second-tier World Cup would be very cool

>Salford v Leeds in the League Cup first round
MAXIMUM SHITHOUSE

I love /trans/ lads

>want boomers to be btfo
>want Leleds to go out
I want Leeds in the PL just for the banter (plus one of my good mates as a Leleds fan and he was always awesome so felt bad bantering him). But I also dislike that Leeds stole Roofe from >us. So, difficult.

Media rubbing themselves as we speak

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Sky are going to show it on all channels simultaneously

They did something like this a few years ago. I forget the name of it.

Of course it is.
But I want to see it.

>barry town united
surely AFC Barry Town would have been better?

winner of FC Prishtina vs St Joesphs get's Slippy G's Rangers

>SP La Fiorita
>SP Tre Fiori
Which is our guys?

For me it is Europa FC and St Joseph's FC.

>when Leeds lose and Bielsa quits immediately

Based and Rockpilled

Nah, you want at least GT numbered series only

I meant like, all the countries that came close to qualifying for 2018 (i.e. USA, Chile, Netherlands, Italy) but didn't actually make it

Would be fun to watch but no club managers would let their players play.

Failing to qualify for the World Cup is supposed to be a wake-up call. Netherlands and Italy have started to get their shit together

They’ve actually done it well too.

Italy look great aside from missing a CF.
Similar could be said for Holland.

>Belgian left-back Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

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Problem?

damn, btfo

?

?

>Ooga Oogabooga - Mamumba

?

Hate Piers. Gonna have a party when he dies

Why does no one sign Ziyech? Is his release clause just bullshit ? A fuckton of clubs currently lack such an AM.

?

If Africa could put together a team of players who all could play for “team Africa” (as in their family would give them the ability to)how good would that team be? Just a quick team off the top of my head

Mandanda
Mendy
Koulibaly
Rudiger
Ghoulam

Kante
Pogba
Matuidi

Mbappe
Aubameyang
Mane

>no dembélé

twitter.com/Carabao_Cup/status/1141703686210641925

jesus christ, john

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desu theyre both knobs.

Which one?

good lad, still making that money where he can get it

!

>Salford v Leeds and MK Dons v Wimbledon in the same draw
>Sky's reaction

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>Mandanda
He's beyond shit now.

Also you forgot Salah since you included players who already play for their African country.

Yeah Piers is right sometimes but still hate him

could a team of players who currently play for african national teams win the wc? mane/salah/auba is a strong front 3 but i dunno who the rest would be

>kill me, John

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Salah wouldn’t get in that front 3 though

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but mane would?

>Colonel, I've been spotted!

I walked past John Barnes on the street while he was out getting bread and milk, AMA

>sing
They play a recording of fans singing

Salah is much better than Mbappe right now.
And much better than Auba.

>saying something positive about a liverpool player
boi you dun did it now, do you know where we are?

What were you out doing?

>Liverpool player
Not for long

dogging

Buying bread and milk, he happened to be doing the same

How about you pick a team based on players who actually represent African nations and not the ones who represent others? Drop Mbappe for Salah. There. Good front three.

Should Barca and PSG do a Neymar-Dembele swap? I like both teams better after this and think PSG's new dood just run fass policy will push them to the next level

>Salah
>plays with stacked team with world record signings behind him

>Auba
>plays with 10 men every time Ozil plays and the likes of Mustafi behind him

>both score the same amount of goals
'no'. Auba is better than Salah for this reason alone.

Is Drogba the greatest African player ever? Someone who actually played for an African country before anyone gets daft

Weah.

Auba is way too limited as a player imo. He's very good, but he's far from what Salah is.

striker vs winger though. i know emery played him some on the wing but he soon realised that was retarded

That kid they found who scored more goals than Messi in a year

For me, it's Jay-Jay Okocha.

Emery also refused to play him in a two striker partnership despite both FW's saying they'd do better if they did it and every other player in the team agreeing. I purposefully ignored mentioning that Emery is an autistic retard and Klopp has had 4 years and £600m to build a team.

I dunno man, Auba does a job and does it well and has done it well. If he can score goals for Dortmund and Arselel then in a good team he'd score even more. Put him up front with Aguero in City's team and lel all the way to another treble.

Unironically Aboutrika, based on national success.

Zidan.

>le epic meme about porn addiction
>pornhub
I wish the normalfag niggers who make this garbage would be burned alive

Auba imo is typically the kind of player who does an amazing job in mid to high level clubs but that would fail at a very top club because of how limited he can be sometimes.

u r 1 cheeky cunt m8

It's G, not Jay!

Emma Roberts RULES /trans/

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Oh I see the confusion, you were thinking I was talking about the Alger... I mean French Zidane. Oh no. I was talking about Mohamed Zidan of Egypt.

I've been slapping another Austrian in Yea Forums, so much so that he got really upset that I was bullying him. I thought it was you. Lmao.

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>Jay Jay Okacha
>Spent the majority of his playing career at Bolton Wanderers
At least Drogba won a CL

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Why are you all forgetting about my nigga Eto'o

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Bruno Fernandes announcement tomorrow

>Barcelona have signed the son of De Jong's agent
Fucking kek

This is actually the true answer.

Zoomer detected

>he doesn't remember Big Sam's Bolton

>Drogba
>can't even win AfCon
lmao, Egypt have won it twice. Therefore Zidan is the better player. But better than both is Weah. The ONLY African to win the Balloon Door.

Poor man's Weah, desu.

Er, pretty sure the people that give him the most assists cost about 8 mill.

>I thought it was you.
Upsetting! I have unfortunately not been really posting much on Yea Forums (and /trans/, whomst I love, lads) lately.

'i would rather pick peanuts in my home villiage than sign for chelsea'

>signs for chelsea
how can i respect him

Liverpool's team is more expensive than Arsenals. Arsenal's first choice LB was free for fuck sake. Not to mention, Liverpool are 2nd(SECOND) in wage expenditure. Arsenal are 5th.

I do, and they're no different to what Everton or Watford are now

fun fact: in finnish etova (pronounced etoo) is an adjective and means something that is smelly, or disgusting

Yeah. He's been getting mad lmao. Spamming 'Gott Straffe England' and variants of. Then saying I do it to him 'every thread'. I said it was just banter, assuming it was you. Then it wasn't. Tempted to continue just to annoy him. Or you can kek.

Zidan wasn't half as important as Aboutrika.

screeching @ this arsemong claiming aubameyang is better than salah
literally choking on my pilau rice at the thought

Liverpool's first choice rb was free tbqh, the other was 8 mill, Liverpool have put all their important players on hueg wages though.

if either of you austrians is the arsenal fan you can fuck off. the other one can stay

pools first choice right back was free desu. i think youre right that its cheaper but i cant be arsed to work it out

>watching divegrass when there's vastly superior sports
>mfw

>Spamming 'Gott Straffe England' and variants of.
To be fair, that is pretty based :^)

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Arsenals left winger is a shit academy player, so is their RB, their midfield duo is like £40m combined, their GK was £10m, their two CB's £45m combined. Only Lacazette, Auba and Ozil cost over £40m. If academy counts as free, that is, Arsenal is on a string budget. Arse would kill for a £70m CB of quality. Allisson was £60m, right? Leno, who isn't even first choice last season (he swapped around) was, what, £20m?

not an arsemong, saying that auba managed to score the same amount of goals for a shit arsenal side whilst salah is backed up by several £50m+ players. if you don't get the difference, then fuck off paki.

pretty sure that austrian isn't an arsenal fan, if he's the one in the general, then he isn't, there isn't any fans left there. it's now fitizen, sosa, tripfag city fan and some other liverpool fans there, plus a swede who may or may not be a spurs fan

Not him but Salah probably also has more assists, chances created and contributes more to the defense, I'm sure Arse would rather have Salah.

sauce?

fuck it ill try and do liverpools but im not a fan so its an estimate

alison 50
van dike 75
robertson 10
matip free
arnold free
henderson 15
winaldum 20
fabinho 40
salah 30
mane 30
firmino 30

these might be wrong but it seems much mroe than arsenals

yes but salah is 26 and auba is 30, and laca fills the role auba does so id swap.

Salah
Apps: 51
Goals: 27
Assists: 13

Auba
Apps: 51
Goals: 31
Assists: 8

In terms of just PL

Apps: 38
Goals: 22
Assists: 11

Apps: 36
Goals: 22
Assists: 5

kek based sosa,
the TURKening

you're way undercooking those prices
we're rich as fuck lad

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i remember he got bullied into dropping his trip after that Chelsea implosion when they finished 10th.

salah gets double teamed every game after he scored 40 last season, the reason mane had such a good year

Defenders on suicidewatch when >we sign Pepe and Mbapper.

Salah is the Tom Bombadil is forwards, stop moaning

I remember everyone called me Sosa for two years

As a black man I'm wondering, has there ever been a majority black club team that have won a major trophy? Consdering our athletic dominance, I assume there has been.

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As a sort of Arsenal fan, I'd love to destroy that general. Cringest fucking shit. Full of ex-tripfags, tripfags and shitposters. Christ. Imagine being so sad to shitpost about a midtable club.

haha

>our
N

>tfw you miss old Yea Forums trips

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Argentina has won a few World Cups.

based

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wtf I want my wife to have a black baby now

Fitizen was so unique after the toilet fucking and the piss drinking. Surprised he can come on here without being shitposted at.

Skrtelpower was a top troll

wtf lads now I feel even more racist

Tripfagotry is a mental illness.

>>skrtelpower
lmaooooo

Truly one of the GOAT moments

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>tfw arsenal fan
>tfw even i go to shitpost in the arse general sometimes
it's fun because i basically just pick on the tripfag in there who is a confirmed city fan, imagine shitposting for so long you get stockholm syndrome also he's black.

>you now remember him shitting himself after that anti-Evra video went viral and he apologised to some guy who ran a United Facebook group

Christ, piss shouldn't be that colour. I always think that. Also, how did all this even come to Yea Forumss attention?

The players on the right look so normal. I sometimes forget they're just normal people.

>Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
Reality is collapsing in on itself

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England (women) will play China (women) assuming Chile doesn't beat Thailand 7-0.

it's pronounced mbo-mbo not mbom-bo

Cringe

Yes, we saw the thread you made with your trip on and we're ignoring it like all the other times you've made them.

Shut up Sosa!

I didnt make it

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I'm onto you, Celts.

These bitches love Sosa
O end or no end
Fucking with them O boys,
You gon' get fucked over
Rari's and Rovers
These hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that cobra,
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa

Oh I've missed you, Austria. Post :)

Lads, how do we fix VAR

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Watched Wandering Earth lads. Based chinks made some scifi kino. No wonder Trump is afraid of them.

:)

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How do we fix anime watching men?

Have Bibi Steinhaus officiate all matches as VAR

>Anime has been watching us the whole time
Wait, what?

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Thanks babe. You lied to me saying you'd be around every day for /trans/ ;____;

>Crystal Palace's Aaron Wan-Bissaka is "bound" to be affected by talk of a transfer to Manchester United, says England Under-21s boss Aidy Boothroyd.
So he's a choke artist? How difficult is it to think about playing well in that game and where you need to be and shit?

we replace it with VR - video referee

X-theory states there is a universe of all things, thus there is a universe where anime girls are watching our dimensions Earth. /trans/ is literally their version of sports anime. We're all characters being discussed on their version of Yea Forums.

...damn, you just wrinkled my brain.

I'm so sorray, it's weird with work and all. Never thought I'd turn out this way. Maybe one day I'll get a cute gf!!!!

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>Limit usage to 4 times per match for either team team
>It's up to the managers to decide if they wish for a decision to be viewed with VAR
>Can only be employed in 'game changing decisions' e.g. goal scoring opportunities, potential red cards
>Calling for VAR usage will guarantee an additional 2 minutes of added time

Where's she going boys?

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On my benis haha

Having sex with someone that isn't you, Mohammed.

Is charging your phone when it's dead or pressing the TV on button too much of a faff as well? You literally just insert a plug

>getting a gf
i wuldnt do dat arry porter.

rude

As humans we are meant to dream, innit

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We can be pretty certain who she's having sex with

Gain weight.

Main issue with streams is the delay. CL stream was 1 min delayed in places. Not that guy, by the way. But he has a laptop so its less of an excuse, people with desktops need extra long wires.

name 1 (one) moroccan player with a professional mentality

I literally can't

Abdelhak Nouri :(

Mate he hasn't got a mentality anymore

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