Boston Red Sox vs Minnesota Twins game thread

It’s so hot I’m wearing a guinea tee and wop whitey tightys

sorry game was canceled

last night didnt happen

i saw vazquez throw out some idiot at third base but fell asleep after that but i can confirm up to then happened

sorry i'm here now had a long day identiy was stolen

holt

just get indentifier to identify you

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11:11

wow bases

sandy haters about to apologize

I've seen this episode before. This is the one where the starting pitcher plays retarded, gets shook, and has to be pulled before the 5th inning

threadly reminder

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?????

apologize for him

strong and legitimate EARNED hit there for mookie

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>more like minnesota BINS

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idea: longer baseball games

i dont like rodriguez

racist

wtf

i didnt say i dont like ALL rodriguezes

who charge $100 at gas station on my card.....

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oh god its happening to you too i'm sorry my brother they truley fucked us this damn state this dman beaurocratcy how could it happen someone so easily gets my brith certificate and then uses such to get social card copy its' crazy the LONG scam

lol they hold $100.00 because you a peanut

hi i just bought my ticket to alex cora bobblehead day WOW

bought using your own identity or some one else

i pay for ticket with $100 gift card i buy at a gas station

Thank you for not being retarded sano

that one kid would have a much better life a someone else lmbo

ARRAEZ YES

NO i'm white and capital one girl ask me if other charge was fraud but no it was from my haircut and she said i must look very handsome now and i sound very handsome and she replace my card and refund your GUINEA charge on tee shirt

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fake story or report her for sexual harassment

IDIOTS

nono you carry around flattened out cardboard box so you can do the "headspin" with you're air jordans on

They record all calls

You carry around shame to family

i just want to say we're really lucky to have jackie on our team

Uhh

guinea tee mentioned

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post ONE single record of any girl calling you handsome

i'll wait

this god damned idiot of a world it's totally MACABRE you just minding your own business and then you start getting calls and you're standing at home over file cabinet in a COLD SWEAT shifting through piles and piles of these PAPERS -- the papers that you hate and never would look at, these digsuting receipts more like litlte piles of SHIT and PISS a bank record a pay stub this bill and that bil student loan the SHIT SHARKS they got you and it's worse now than it ever was for man in all history no more run through plains hunting deer no more hide offspring from bear now it is YOUR PAPERS that you fear and controll you

we are gonna win got a raise today and no traffic driving back from work i just feel it i can feel it

SICK of jealous poster living vicariously through me

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never knew nothin so theres nothin to forget

But no girl call you handsome

i stopped using that app because it was all people porn and drug posting

wow i just realized i had espn game on all this time

Peanut posted

i would tell snapchat gf i want to spend romantic night at manomet point on moonless night when surf is rough and a evidence will never be found

wow great free baseball again

WHAT THE FUCK NESN RETURN IN THE MIDDLE OF A HOMERUN

thanks for not showing nesn spareing us all pain

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT NESN CUT AWAY TO COMMERCIAL BEFORE THIS ONE

DOUBLE FUCK

kms just KMS

WORST birthday of my life thanks e IDIOT

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Just stopping by to remind everyone that it is common knowledge that the average New Yorker would curbstomp your average Boston douchebag in a street fight.

you drown in surf since peanut

by the way average time of new york poster 'stop over' in nesn thread six hours+

Twins

that one guy who made up the nickname devEr5 apologize

if we delete those two home runs red sox still leading this game

twins stealing red sock identity by taking lead

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Aren’t the Sux the current World Champs?

LOLOL

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Wow only oldfags will get this one

whats an athletic

Stop posting this photo, you autistic moron.

>friend asks me for somebodies number
>try to copy and paste it on phone
>it calls them instead
>end call immediately
>tfw

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have you read this thread? you can't reason with this kind of autism.
I''m pretty sure 90% of the posts are just one dude talking to himself

only posting X once so i dont get banned

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twins identity STOLEN

Of you delete sales bad starts, they’re all good

Just got home has Kacie been on?

DEVER RETARD LIST OUT FOR SEASON

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GET WELL SOON DEVERS

devers career ended just like that young boy career over in the blink of eye

Apologize

yeah forced to strip naked live on nesn apology

his poor daughter who will pay for surgeries

Devers upset at RUDE nickname a certain poster made....took himself out of game until an apology is issued...

I’m not watching, what happened to him?

they didnt even show him once not even sure he was actually on base

took himself out of game a total mental devEr5

lead identity stole again

only posting 11:11 once so i don't get banned

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Honestly though how long until erod gives up the lead again....

really really want to lay down but really really dont want to accidentally sleep again

When twins get Bryce harper

Would be pretty funny if Devers career just ended here. Not gonna lie

what if guerina ccidentally dumped blogger boyfriend and started dating blogger posting nesn poster

What happened to him?

Would be funny if ur career end but you never had one to end lol

she would quit nesn and run away to the countryside with me where we spend rest of life shitposting in nesn and having thousands of children

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My career is running trains on your mom and so far I’m the MVP

Ur too fat to run probably watch trains from window

Serious she fire yet

LOL owned totally and completely

I’m your dad

i really liked this post

She doesn’t really have baby bearing body now that women Ortiz was fucking could bear a baseball team

*yawn* that’s all you got?

don't think you could convince a team of bears to play baseball

Foolish post

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youtu.be/Q8lNNNo2WOc

there are two types of people in this world:

What kind

wonder if that twins kkk poster will have anything to say about this at bat

gamesloon.com/free-sports-12/baseball-games-16/winnie-the-pooh-home-run-derby-54790.html

Gamesloon made me think of Kowloon game room...wonder if that poster ever ate hotdog...

disgusting part of the state that place you can't even breathe the air and the pure dilapidation on all sides puts your mind in depression

yankees won again!

l0oool what if this pitcher just walks everyone he ever faces in his career wow he'd need some quick thinking to stay on the team

wow nunez want dever job

dever job installing bushes

>be Yankees fan
>get AIDS
lol

Judge
Hicks
Maybin
Voit
Sanchino

LOOOOOOOL XANDER DANCE LESSON

Stanton
Judge
Hicks
Voit
Romine
Cooper
Texeira
Ellsbury

NANI???!?!??!

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oh actually cron smart base tag wow funny play really love the baseball see new funny things each night just pray and hope it didn't go 20 innings or whatever

beebo gf has let herself go

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Fucking reviews ruining a classic basebol moment

replay qt mom giving glance into future for the replay qt

way jackie change direction full speed remind me of bad 2011 or something mlb baseball video games physics

ok e rod settling in he knows i want to play fable 2 tonight before bed and no free baseball

e rod is kinda thick isnt he

wait i have just the pic for this

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kys vidya cuck

T R U N K Y

no identity theaves in virtual world...

DFA CHAVIS

fuck this meathead prick. Pedoria needs to come back and save this godawful team

pedroia is literally retiredment home chavis except doubles instead of home run

Why am I seeing this photo here every single day

It's impossible for this one team to be playing matches every single day, no? How the fuck does baseball work?
And is it always the same dude posting these?

camera man shook for about .6 seconds

i think two posters will start gamethreads with this one, yes they play pretty much every day, very easy to hide threads

wow erod PERFECT GAME

how many dinners to achieve this body

WOW MOOKIE RUN

They only play 162 times during the regular season so no, you don't see it everyday. IDIOT.

2 a day

second dinner every night and do more back than any chest or shoulder

OMFG

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

nice catch

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ok lets be nice in some parts of the world they can only afford 162 days in year

loooooool

hi yes very late i bbq hot dogs and cook some beans

A Red Sox runner at 3rd actually scored?

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that mugsy gf from a perfect storms

LOL

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wow jd

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laugh out out out out out out out loud

Literally loling out loud at this "fielding"

devers seen crying in emergency room

do somethig holt go for rbi cycle

poppen lock

Chara is really taking the loss hard huh

snapchat gf want a furby

Fucking ump squeezing poppen

just post her ass already

my dog die two years ago lonely ever since....

me squeezing and poppen pimpels

walk

loool free run

more fucking umpball. fuck you red sox fucks

is brock holt the best player in baseball

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WOW

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DFAVIS

dubs and i poop

Mass exodus from cheese stadium

i am sorry for a dead dog and truly sorry for your lots

>barnes

congrats on your comeback win twins

mozerella exodus

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE

TFW the twins get eliminated by aaron judge again this year

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if you told me we'd score 4 runs against your ace , and our worst pitcher in gibson would only give up a few runs, i'd say we'd win. weird game!

what if i wouldnt do any of that or cared what you said

I don't understand why both teams fans are still watching baseball when the yankees have the world series in the bag

movement of jah people

>erod
>ace
???????????????

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five aces

if you delete all of erods starts hes asn ace

FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK

snapchat gf is a hentai she just msg me ask if i want hj while she wearing a batting glove

wish don stopped drug posting.........

ok whatever keep trying to make jealous posters

looooooooooooool

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Jerry mixing his meds again

anyone else noticed only ugly men callled handsome

>walden

congrats on your walk off comeback win minnesota

sick of you jealous posters trying to ruin my birthday

is brock holt the best player in baseball

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BROOOOOOCK HOLT

i post it early kiss my ass so what

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ok great game goodnight everyone hey any posters know how to cure ankle/calf pain from constant alcohol abuse let me know

remember everyone handosme in own way

hi how you cure a pain is no fall down when a drunk ok

no think it's blood their's weird big veins on that foot and even in gym this morning i could squat fine on heels but single step on front near ball of foot or anything and was nearling falling over in pain think of eduardo nunez any game that's me

gout

Just a reminder that despite winning the series against the Twins, you retards still fell another game back to the Yankees.

ok but how many games back to twins

who do we play tomorrow .

urgent care paperwork despite identity stolen

hi my uncle find the identityfixpatgarret llc