Finns are autistic edition
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The skate was in the crease
>day dreaming about drafting a finn 2nd overall
ayy lmao
>mfw moving to gthe city laine plays in
>boston
>7*6 + 1new fortnite skin each month
go knights
how come there are so many Finns on /hoc/ at any given time, but so few Swedes?
Are Finns really THAT crazy and dedicated to hockey compared to their western neighbors, or are all the Swedes busy actually living their life and having sex?
>yfw the isles take marner next from the leafs
I hope Bulju ends up like Strome or Domi
What does that even mean
swedes can't afford to buy computers.
tippett couldnt unlock either of those players when he was the coach of the puppers tho. he was going to fail unlocking bulju too.
Unlikely the latter, everyone on /hoc/ is a bonafide chad
Swedes dont really care about hockey as much as you might think. After all they constantly make the world cup of soccer unlike us.
just blaze that shit up nigga
you lads ready for some awards?
fucking nerds
any black Finns in the Liiga?
>93582725
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>implying
hi yes i would like my award please?
How the fuck this skelly nigga even alive lmfao
>tfw kakko wins a cup for the rangers
Calder for Winnington. Norris for Giordano
general reminder that the finnish >golden generation has produced zero (0) calder trophys
have a cursed (You) my dude
tippett will lead edmonton to good success
SPOOK!
>Bruno
:-D
Good post
My Dedushka Pavlov from Russia always told me to never trust a Finn and that Finns will come for me in the night and kill me in my sleep
Just got back from huge army practice/war simulation with Norges and Brits. Had a blast again.
But Finland doesn’t have an ahl team
based history finn
Get down from there!
Is there mandatory service in finland?
Yeah, i'm not professional soldier or anything. Finns mostly use mandatory service guys in these practices with some professional soldiers.
all hockeytubers suck ass
hockey?
mandatory hockey service
what did you just say to me you little bitch?
as you wish, sir
*snipes it top cheese*
>Be Flyers
>Overwatch more important than them
>it's Finnish conscripts wins Nato episode again
You can really tell Brits and Americans are only used to fight against sand people. They are quite out of their element in big war practices in the Nordic woods.
Can you stream a movie?
Corey Perry won a Hart Trophy
based shannon passing Steve Dickhole in subscribers
Not Steve Dangle
BTFO
When will the Hockey guy's 45min vid about Pulju's situation come out?
he's gonna learn finnish just for the video. give it time
>tfw going to lose the draft
how will finns react is kappo cucko is drafted first overall?
>rags
then they get jack hughes though
I heard that famous child actor from The Mighty Ducks movie who grew up to be famous on a hit tv show is hosting the awards show tonight. I know "hockey is for everyone" but I have to question the leagues choice of Jesse Smollet.
Dont want that manlet on the rangers
Bit too black for my taste desu
It's manlets' league now.
NHL's Mic'd Up: SCF edition. I hope they have chirping
Not while 18 year old 6'1 280 pounds guys like Kakko are playing
>theyre putting E-hockey on NBC before the awards
After the leasterners go to bed
>not watching the canadian feed for anything hockey-related
>Kakko
Nigga ain’t even two hundo
Sportsnet had an nhl tournement last year, i started watching it but then like every matchup was tampa vs pittsburgh, and i think the final was tampa vs tampa. It was dumb.
>tampa vs tampa
>tampa still loses
Fins are autistic in a cute way
Their meme value is quite high
Disco finally reached finland.
youtube.com
my favorite part is counting in finnish:
1:00
>dicks cocks dicks cocks
Is this the training where that 1 leaf be kill?
>Finns
>cute
I think it is you who is autistic
But tampa vs tampere ? who would win?
(tampere is finnish tampa)
thinknig about hockey
award time
Where is strim?
>overwatch!
>Fug overwatch
*deep inhale of zyklon
>it's fortnite!
>t. Laine
Go knights
hockeydabeast413.xyz
jewtube stream
Gimme strim
>this entire fucking intro
CRIIIIINGE
>girl
LEAVE
About take a huge, stinky Leafs
fucking cringe
Who is winning the Clancy lads?
>a nig watching hockey
wow... so unrealistic
I FUCKING CANT
>epic millenial nog hosting awards
Yeah I'm out
super based intro
Who is winning the Lady Byng this year?
that guy who isn't a swede
Mfw the only way to be a kid on tv promoting hockey is to be retarded
really surprised that they are giving Jamal Khashoggi an honorary award. strange choice
watching some baseball
>all black people look the same
kek kenan is based
Some euro twink I'd gather....
He's referring to the fact the Flyers owners rather invest to Overwatch than to them when it comes to money.
Hockey is for EVERYONE you problematic, bigoted racist
why is trebek here?
kucherov looks dead in the eyes
i bet you money kucherov doesnt like black people
>not rooting for the ducks
based
"Where dem Subbans at? All dem niggas look da same lmaoooo big-ass nostrils n lips n shieet"
wow keenan fucking rules
jesus stop sucking the knights dick
MUH KNIGHTIES MUH VEGAS
based knights
>crosschecking
heh
>invest to this than fixing the issues the Flyers have been suffering from over a decade.
Name a more just team owned by shitty owners.
Crosschecking!
Get it?
>cross checking
HAHA GET IT?
Big Finnish bull Aleksander Barkov
canada only has like 5 celebrities so they bring them to everything
isles before ledeky and malkin
aleks please fuck my bitch
>Gary smiling
That isn't good lads.
binnington looks/is chad and is going to drown in poosy tonight
I forgot to buy beer for tonight
:(
BLOTS BTFO
>62
TAMPON BAY BTFO
HOLY FUCK KEK
KENAN DABBING ON THE BLOTS
TAMPA BTFO BASED BLACK HOCKEY MAN
this nigga is savage
>Game of Reddit
Yikes
Vasy did NOT like that joke holy shit lol
is burns winning a camo suit :(
When will the host stop howling like a degenerate?
vasy is gonna say the n-word
STORM SURGE
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who is this semen demen
I guess the kids operate different than the old man bcuz flyers used to spend big on free agents throughout the 90's
Skele
Well deserved
Grats to the Swede
CALDER
A
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APOLOGIZE
>elise petersson
holy fug skeletors mom is a milf
Aww yes
bullshit
I am growing stronger.
he is so fucking awkward
what a nice kid
>A fucking skeleton
Almost like they gave up on the Flyers aside shekels for Gritty merch and rather focus on a game that might be dead before 2020 due to the lootbox bill that forced them to spawn a sequel.
based petderrshun
he speaks great english desu
why are all hockey players ugly weirdos?
his is fucking bullshit. puljujarvi should have won
glad binnington didn't win, he only played half a season and frankly hes a goalie, he doesn't score and the team does half the work for him.
lets also remind everyone that playoffs count for nothing in this award
petterson deserves it.
he is so adorable.
shut up you fucking homer
>eli
Is he an idiot savant?
Seems like a good kid desu.
Hopefully he doesn't turn out to be a pussy like the Sedins did.
he says elias like a retard
Who is this oiler semen demon?
how many cats does this woman have?
Oh holy shit stop
MY GIRL
this show sucks lmaoooo
This is fucking trash
Why is this bitch on?
no u
a goalie is only as good as the team in front of him, this is the same for every single team
do girls ACTUALLY like hockey or do they just pretend?
wtf is the brapqueen doing here
*tries to sniff her ass through the TV*
Just an idiot
Based shoutout to Surrey
McJesus is hating this haha
Poor lad
Thank you NHL for putting the only award that matters first so I don't have to watch this train wreck.
mcdavid wants out of this hell
This is sad.....
mcdavid is a socially awkward retard just like me!!!
Straight outta Surrey, Shannon Skanes
skeleterson only had 6 goals from january to april
Poor McDavid
this is so awkward
make it stop
gonna be watching this all night, lads
Is that a shoelace for a belt. Wtf
Most surrey shout outs are from rape victims
>le meme jeopardy man is presenting an award
only thing worse than this show is this thread
Speed
Whosever idea that is to put that on air should be fired
The edmongolia oilers are cursed for eternity..they know why. Desu
is Lemieux's daughter 18 or older? haha asking for a friend cuz he wants to suck a fart out of her asshole
why do they put up all the most awkward players?
gross haha yuck
NHL Awards are always distilled cringe
jesus christ, just hand out the fucking awards. this shit could be done in 30 minutes...
why am i watching this?
>nhl player
>not awkward
pick one
That's why I just check the wiki page afterwards and don't tune in
Reminder the Calder is the only relevant one, so you can stop watching this yikesfest
you miss hockey
Not gonna happen goy. Not without a word from our sponsers
;_;
you're right
Off season hoc is the best for meme powa uppa
>kek
does pettersson sound retarded when he speaks in swedish too?
you're just here for the shitposts
he probably got fucking exhausted basically being the only talent on the roster so thats not shocking, he still had way more points than any other rookie
Couldn't they just skip the dang skits and shitty attempts at joke and get to the point by presenting the award winner one after the other instead?
Turning something that could take 10 minutes into a 2 hours show is ridiculous
I care for vezina and coach of the year sooo
When it reaches PTSD stage it becomes a kink
>expect pumpage soon desu
the worst awards shows ive ever seen, like the jokes do come off as insults lol its great
hahaha blots
>tampon bay
still think binnington should have got it
damn kuch is good huh
>tampon gay
give it up for the jacks™ guys
I'm the only good shitposter here and I'm about to close the thread. cya faggots
>sam
Only relevant award is GM of the year user
shoulda given the art ross to crosby desu
yeah yeah yeah when is all this bullshit over with? i want to know who is winning the Willie O'ree Award
>fantasy hockey
Holy fucking grim
>A building dedicated to a dying game and will be done construction when said game is dead.
Yikes, I hate the Flyers, not sure if I feel bad for them, or to take notes on shitting on them more.
>fantasy sports
Quack
okay but who wins best hockey card award????
what are you watching
why so many posts
wait did they already to the hart?
here comes the award for biggest pucci of the year
who is that ugly bitch
>Youtubers
Fucking hell
I want to fuck this bitch desu
She's mildly annoying desu
she's why doggystyle and ball gags were invented
why are they making this so fucking zoomery
GOD I HATE THIS UNFUNNY BITCH
>lady bing
>prestigious
KITTIES WON SOMETHING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE FLORIDA PANTHERS WON SOMETHING
AND BINLAND WINS AGAIN
Dahlin should have because an 18 year old dman getting 40+ points is equivalent to a forward getting 80+
BIG FINNISH BULL
GOD I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THIS UNFUNNY BITCH
he doesnt sound very confident
>a finn
KITTIES BTFO
HAHAAH
Did he seriously just bash the Florida fans?
based sasha
FLORIDA BTFO BY BARKOV
BASED BARKOV
are there any incel NHL players?
kappo kakko desu
lie nay
Another Bombston cry baby go figure
KITTIES FANS BTFO
ALL 4 OF THEM
sweeney doesn't look amused
What did Barkov say about kitties? Just missed it.
one of us
surely he's banged some vancouver chinks since then
>no bergevin
rigged
>i cant wait to get out of that shithole
He said he is going to go home and lick his boyfriends kitty
>more finnish fans here than florida fans
there are more fans from finland in the house than from florida
He said there are more people here from Finland than Florida
>sweeny wins
why?
>Broons consolation prize
>sweeny
Don't need a gf to have sex.
The entire Philadelphia Flyers with Gritty being a mascot that portrays inceldome in muppet form.
>ruins gm
>not blues
LMFAO. rigged
gritty fucks
NIGGERS
lol did he just say selfishly
>sweeney
fuck these gay awards
he gettin sum poosy tonite
pay attention guys
Can confirm
larry kwong award when?
look at the size of that kid. looks like a shaved silverback
oh shit son watch out racisms
>a literal diversity award
jesus christ nuclear holocaust when
What the fuck is this shit?
>monkey noises
LMAO
Willie O'REEEEEEEEEEE
>maple caps
What is this shit?
Holy shit what is wrong with the Finns in that video? Is it just that they're extremely awkward and it looks autistic compared to Conan's charisma?
>Willie O'Ree award
Who fucking cares. At least make it the Larry Kwong award if you want to make a diversity award.
Did Don Sweeney seriously win an award for trading for Coyle and signing Halak?
Racism DESTROYED
I GOT SO UPSET I MADE STICKERS
F**K RACISM
just lol
P O W E R F U L
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yes. even when the canes and blues both did more moves overall
Is mcdavid wearing a suit with sweatpants?
Willie O'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Award
lmao you guys are such cynical assholes
I didn't know nigs afford to play hockey
This is so fucking gay, what am I doing with my life?
WOT IF THE BEATLES NEVA EXISTED??
NO ONE DOESNT KNOW WHO THE BEATLES ARE WHAT A RETARDED PREMISE FOR A MOVIE FUCK OFF
It's all so tiresome.
i'm sure all 27 black hockey players around the world appreciate the stickers
They steal their gear from other players
Hockey doesn't have racism problem because it's mostly just white people.
Dey made monkey noises at me das why I got suspended. I din do nuffin
Well they're paying with cotton instead of money user.
the beatles suck and I wish everyone forgot them
I can't watch this with sound on anymore. Holy fuck.
What is this, mad TV?
this program literally makes me want to kill myself but i can't stop watching it
>as you can see from my craxy hair i must be really smart!
don't worry we can see your skin colour too
holy fucking cringe
don't even disgrace madtv by comparing it to this shit
youtube.com
GET ON WITH IT HOLY SHIT
Fuck skits and fuck the NHL Awards
is this Nickelodeon or the NHL?
THE FACT
>black people jokes
oof
i had to turn it off
why does the nhl love making fun of how little people actually cares about them
If only they could focus on handing out awards
So much filler
has science gone too far??
How long does this shit last?
Holy kek
until like 10:30 EST
kek
finns arent white
>Ekman-Larsson for the Clancy
But why?
>(E=MC^2)/SLAPSHOT
there are many things wrong with this
Jesus fuck
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
this is cringe af
I stay up until fucking 3.a.m.to watch a nigger dressed up as Einstein making fun of the greatest hockey players' names and rambling about hockey shit he knows nothing about
>he raised millions
>to save billions
what the fuck did you expect you stupid czech fuck, it's like this every year
how many miles of dick has this guy sucked?
80 minutes to go lad
>rags
You knew what you were getting into
this is the most irrelevant award ever
bout tree fiddy
a full $5000 guys
>hank
Fuck this, I'm getting smashed
>names charity after himself
That's not the Willie O'Ree award
Jews win again!
sweden btfo
>someone from the wild wins something
>we all start talking about "them"
I want to know who wins Hart and Vezina tho
>lundpads loses again
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is fucking bullshit. puljujarvi should have won
Lundqvist is honorary Finn
oy! what do they $4000 for? they should be happy with the $3000 they get
>Rags
>Sweden
Does this increase Zuckers trade value?
>rags
no because he stays in the wild now :^)
Kaapo Kakko coming to Wild.
F
Oh yah I forgot ted died
how does a sport like hockey produce such a fagfest?
worst
samefag
ever
if the NFL did this also you'd get the shitflinging
they've been desperately trying to "grow the game" which includes appealing to gigantic faggots. I don't post on reddit but I imagine they're loving this shit.
>yfw ted lindsay was ted from akron
Hate those scripted introductions
God dammit
they took tips from your dad
Kucherov will win it
>blots
what fagfest? what are y'all watching?
why does this award excist? there already is the hart trophy
yikes
get a clue m8
players vote on it
Hart is by members of the press. Lindsey is by members of the PA (players). The Lindsey is honestly more relevant than the Hart.
>Kucherov
Oh well, at least he made the ploffs unlike Kane and McMeme
Embarrassing
Who really wins in the end?
>vegASS
i am going to say it
Not again
who is this tony fatcock moron
turning it off
how did i fucking know this was coming?
look at those milkers mcmeme gets every night
nevada btfo
finally some vegas content
is that the fucking guy from silicon valley?
>Silence
Wew
MY KNIGHTIES
how the fuck did gary think this was a good idea?
Odds on the Vegass mascot dude being a negro?
NHL20 should have barzal on the cover
>4in4
More likely a spic or a chink tbqh
The cover is going to be McKinnon
begas /hoc/ meetup when?
It's gonna be Glasshews
It's gonna be Mackinnon and you're gonna like it
How can you wear the wrong pad size? You don't figure that shit out immediately?
yeah think i'm done with shit gonna watch soccer instead
>movie about a black man profiting off the white man
Oh boy
how would I know?
I have the knights with all my heart but the League should just have their game presentation staff put on the awards show.
watching usoc desu lads
Do you expect women to be smart?
you were never truly one of us.
>Shit on the NHL Award for being faggy
>Goes to watch a faggier sports
they should host the NHL awards in a bar or something, let the players get wasted so that maybe something interesting will happen for once
I already switched to master chef
why does vegas insist on ruining our good sport? canadian replies only
WHO is that semen queen on the left???????????
god damnit fuck off and announce the award
GUYS NOT SURE ABOUT THAT ETHNOSTATE ANYMORE
BLACK QT ALERT
you never had a leaky anus, bub?
They're not that hot for being Miss USA and Miss Universe
CRINGE that steve harvey shit happened like 5 years ago
I don't know
There is a good chance she has a STD or two.
thankfully not
jiri hudler was way ahead of you
they're hot desu
Would welcome this
Every hockey player looks so uncomfortable and out of their zone
Put them in a bar in their everyday clothes; let them get hammered and cut all the filler announcements that is not exclusively about hockey
Luckily it was two Staceys who know how to fake laugh
>implying that """competition""" is still about looks and not virtue signalling
since when were wingers nominated for the norris?
If Reddit beard gets this I am going to heem the entire city of Vegas
why would i want to be, leaf?
if giordiano doesn't get this I'm going to nuke the entire city of san jose
oh good they gave it to the best defenseman for once
>50 wins
>swept by the Avs in 5
>Flim Flams
Lames won something.
cant even say his name correctly ffs
>we are living in a hockey era where Giordano is the best defenseman in the league
>Giordano
Based
Thank god they didn't give it to the glorified foward in Burns
good thing stay at home canaCHAD defenseman still get the nod
>not even watching this shit rn
Can someone post screencaps or something
to be fair, he WAS the best d-man on that list
>Pooban
MY RAPTOR
how did these three become the nominees?
Hockey is no 2 sport in Sweden, their no 1 sport is football. It is other way around in Finland, with motorsports possibly being second biggest thing prior to football.
Autistic imageboards are much bigger thing in Finland.
"no"
>pernell karl
HIS RAPTORS
WE DEM BOYZ
Anybody play the NHL games? I don't want to support EA's bullshit but they seem fun.
>subbans lips are unironically ashy.
That's peak nig lads
>sudan
>nignog celebrates apehoop champs
whew
I buy them and then don't play them
this is fucking bullshit. puljujarvi should have won
R A P T I E S
Not worth getting more than once but it can be fun, HUT is fucking shit though
anyone have that image of subban and stamkos as kids?
Put my man Matthews on the cover, please
Zoomers out
>E-Sports
Fuck off
swedes are the biggest nation on /int/. Biggest population per posters.
>esports
holy shit they've done it they've somehow made it even gayer
>esports
god fucking dammit gary
>the virgin cup
wow user pooban acknowledge you
They're seriously embarrassing. The amount of congestion and attempts to limit how much fun you can have at any time is ridiculous. Maybe fun if you have a buddy to play with
>matthews
G L A S S H E W S
>GLASSTHEWS
YEEEEEEES!!!
MY MAN MATTHEWS!!!
TwinkHL '20
>MATTHEWS
MATTHEWS
>MATTHEWS
MATTHEWS
>MATTHEWS
MATTHEWS
>MATTHEWS
MATTHEWS
>MATTHEWS
MATTHEWS
>MATTHEWS
MATTHEWS
this is fucking bullshit. puljujarvi should have been on the cover
>ea curse
laffs confirmed for another 1st round exit
world of chel is fun
>Memethews
Of fucking course they would pander to the Leafs
all due of respect matthews is a great player but so injury prone
disgusting spic pedo mustache
>matthews
why dont they let the fans vote the cover athlete anymore?
Quintessential beaner
Someone please screenshot bustthews pit stains
This shit could have been over by now
They havent been fun since NHL 06. After that they implemented >physics and started to be a sim rather than a fun arcade game. Absolute bs that only one devrloper gets a license
>that hairline
F
>that hgh forehead
>thirteen t-uh, t-thirteenth
Because fun isn't allowed anymore
Because you could never imagine yourself lifting the cup lmao
Laffs eternally btfo
It's been 25 years and they finally put a player from the largest fanbase on the cover because Arizona finally shit out a superstar.
No bully
this
Have they already forgotten humboldt?
EHHHHHH PUTO
Because fuck fun
The only reason Matthews is on the cover is because the raptors just won a title and they dont want to lose sales from toronto fans buying nba2k20 instead
They last did that with 17, right?
Pretty sure there was a vote on social media, Tarasenko winning
Wait wtf were those pit stains on matthews or just weird suit?
>Spic hockey community followed the Glassthews cover reveal
TOP KEK
Seth Jones next? He is from Dallas and he's a minority
why is this kid here? did he just talk to fucking gary?
>huh!?
>Kids
Where is Harold Ballard when you need him?
yeah but he is actually good
Who wrings their mop out like that?
Seth Jones would be pretty based desu
Probably gonna be Draisaitl or Marner tho
Do they have their own autistic imageboards? Definitely not, at least when it comes scale of Ylilauta that became almost non-chan.
wait what the fuck
toy story 4?
americans apparently
You live under a rock or something?
yes they(we) have.
yea it looks like shit
Does gary have some sort of illness? Why does he keep shaking his head?
is the nhl trying to improve the kikes image?
>More Charles Barkley shilling
Why does Gary do it?
Parkinsons
They couldn't get the real charles barkley?
I dont watch cartoons for children no
Probably tweaked out
Lehner deserved it. Good for him.
hope Joe gets it
imagine getting grasped by gary
christ you're retarded
Yeah cant believe this time last year he was addicted to smack and sucking cock for a fix
...
imagine being so ass blasted by text on a board
I have no idea what it's like being you
Sunbelter mutts will never know the burden of being a snow knee grow