RAYS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Why is Fat Fat Fatbathifat still starting?

this is his farewell season. unfortunately, out of respect, we trot his fat ass out to the mound every 5 days to throw 4 innings and give up 5ERs

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This bitch looks like Aaron Judge

Who else would? Besides does it matter since we'll easily light up Blake Smell?

she's our next power hitter

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christ she looks like she could rake
didnt she play softball?

she did volleyball at la salle university. not sure about the softball part. would do anything to get her photos during those days

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lotta hard contact to CC today. usually his strength is that people make contact, but its weak. this isn't looking great.

meredith in white, playing basketball in HS in 2000

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how many times do I have to say it? you simply cannot stop the machine

DAVID JOHN
MAKES...soft contact

same year, her volleyball team
blogs.mcall.com/groller/2010/03/marakovits-headed-for-the-big-apple-and-the-pinstripes.html

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aw, a white female mini lebron. carrying the team on her back. ty ty

lol her big ass teeth, unmistakable

this was her twitter profile pic in 2012

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now that I remember from googling the hell out of her. time can be cruel

GARY IS SCARY

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yup, the rays are overrated. gotta tack on some more runs for me to feel comfortable, though

>win cy young award
>give up 3 runs on no outs to division rival
lmao woops

snell needs to cut that atrocious serial rapist type facial hair

>26 pitches for 1 out
is this efficiency?

must be a new rays meme tactic

is Snell the opener?

probably, he's certainly no starter in the bronx

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>hey DJ it says here that this guy won the Cy Young award last year
>what the heck? he freakin stinks!

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lmaoo opener confirmed

he didnt even do his JOB! SAD!

>cy young award winner
>pulled after 1 out in the first
LOL not even CC is that bad

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oh my god rays

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>Blake Snell has a 108.01 ERA for the day.

See?

lol don't do it to em DJ, they're already dead

YOU CANNOT
STOP
THE MACHINE

YEAH HE OWNS YA

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BTFO

update: very comfortable

>d'arnaud playing dead so he can leave this shit show

>rats

>manfred seething at an almost hour first inning

holy shit

>lightning
>rays
>bucs
is there a worse place to be a sports fan than tampa bay

Sad about Snell but it's a great chance for Poche to prove himeslf after the call up. Some days your ace just doesn't have it, like when Paxton got dabbed on by the fucking mets last week

bucs won a championship almost as recently as the yanks, and lightning just had the best regular season of all-time.

Jew York is basically irelevant besides the bankees

tanaka is our ace

>lightning just had the best regular season of all-time
SIX
DAYS
IN
APRIL

>0-4 in the first round
>lightning

>le luckbox playoffs

blues were like the 6th best team and won. it happens

>first time in history that a reigning cy young winner gave up 6 or more runs and only recorded 1 out
lol

hah, how young and naive I was

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was scared Yea Forums died for good there, wew

I love dj's dorky hair

oh fuck Tampa Gay

OH NO NO NO

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come on ump

come on cc
one more

there ya go big guy

gary just got robbed holy shit. has DJ been giving the rays fielding tips?

tommy john waiting to happen for castillo

didnt see that one coming

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Literally who

another inning.. for holder

Isn't that in bad taste?

veteran pitcher we've had for about a year. he had a brain aneurysm in 2018 and finally started a rehab assignment in AAA recently.

still mad they didn't do this london series at stamford bridge. it's small and the fans are right on top of the field. london stadium is made fun of in the premier league. terrible

Eric Holder should be blasted into the sun.

>comes into face 7-8-9 batters
really?

fuck you holder for making me worry a bit. get lost

holder is lucky he got out of that

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GARY
IS
SCARY

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We'll be back better and stronger. Glasnow making his first rehab start.

Nate Lowe hitting .400 in triple-A.

This isn't the last of us

>116mph double
wow

put the trip back on steve

big fan of drakes stance and delivery

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>i dont have any edwin memes

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No need, yankees have enough trips don't wanna pollute the thread with more.

Also, i think we've only played the Orioles one series, so you can imagine that's why our win % isn't as robust as yours

nothing really salvageable from the broadcast last night

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GLEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

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RASY

there's only been one trip this season I believe and that's on the weekends usually. old thread maker yankeebeisbol. and beating shit teams is how you get to where you wanna be. ask last year's red sox. that was the difference. and oh yeah...
GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

>yup i did my yob, mhmm

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FIRST
PLACE
YANKEES

dont respond to the tripfag, he's just repeating all the old tired excuses. "uhh you only play the orilels".

mate if your team was good then they wouldn't be getting swept today and your ace wouldn't have been pulled after 1 out.

>the guy that only homers against the orioles just took you deep for a grand slam
it seems the rays are worse than the orioles

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none of those cucks has even posted in this thread on a side note why does every meme team with no fans have multiple annoying tripfags

FINALLY, gritner's slide works lol like a few times a season it happens

BRETT HAS GOT GRIT

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>Gardy sliding into 1st with an 11 run lead
I fucking love this guy

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Snell's numbers are better than anyone on the yankees lol. Dude come on one bad start against a throoughly roided out lineup means nothing

massive levels of cope
>uh my pitcher is way better than urs
>just uh he had a bad day against u guys
>and uh you CHEAT! yeah..you do roids!

>tanaka pitches for 27 outs and does not allow a run
>snell pitches for 1 out and allows 6 ERs
yeah snell is clearly better than anything we have

>snells era is now 4.40
OH NO NO NO

sounds like a team coping with having no ace and selling half the farm for stroman and thinking you'll be anything more than a one-and-done at best lol

isn't tanaka supposed to have tommy john surgery? guy can barely throw over 92 mph and still dominated the rays
>muh steroids
fuck year is this? 2005 or something? come up with some new material, loser. first it's the stadium and now this

I'd rather have no ace and a guy that can throw a CGSO than an ace that implodes int he first and gives up 6 ERs T B H

>why does every meme team with no fans have multiple annoying tripfags
Because they like to be viewed as the starry-eyed, scrappy special snowflake fan of an underdog team who can take on the world. But instead of being humbled, taking it like a man, and moving on when they inevitably get smacked back down to reality, their innate inferiority complex kicks in and they make excuses while lashing out irrationally at the "injustices" of society and the natural order

I'd rather have a pitcher who won the fucking Cy Young last year and struck out 11 batters agianst your last start. Fucking kill yourself you idiot, sample size means nothing there's 162 games

>that seething
lmao little itty bitty rays boy cant stand that his pedophile mustached "ace" is a fake ace
did you enjoy the sweep? how does 2nd place feel?

>last start
>team still fucking lost
>b-but 12 K's tho!
CAN'T WRITE IT

>imagine being 2-7 versus a team and somehow believing you're superior
lmao

if you're an ace in the AL you consistently beat the yankees in their building. a certain zoomer doesn't do that.

YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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the yankees win
THEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
>250 wins for cc
>22 games in a row with a HR
>LEAD THE AL EAST

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No vocaroo this time?

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NON SI PUO B A A A A S A D O