/cric/ket world cup: SA v NZ

>getting btfo by saffas
Yeah
No thanks

make another one then

Waiting for the benny hill montage of that wicket tbqh

Is Chris Latham the greatest Australian ever?

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>that soul patch
Based saffers

just as you think you have lived to see it all

cute

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OH NO, OH NO, OH NO

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

So the final is India vs Australia I see...

>pootham
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they found the chinaman

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAH

lmao where u kiwis

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>losing to facking prawns

OUT GET FUCKED OFF OFF OFF WALK U CUNT

India vs Englad

>poopeelanders are gone
based

Imo New Zealand need to letting SA take the wickets. While also scoring more runs

OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE STUMPS

>finally a close game
>It doesn't really matter for the tournament

Still based I guess

>people thought poo peeland were good because they beat Afghanistan, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh

Jinkies

i am still here and you are exposing yourself as casuals if you think we aren't chasing this

when does the woman speaking leave

oh nononononononono

We're catching a couple of hours sleep before we stop your pathetic immigration attempts.

>meme zealand

>close
New Zealand all out in less than 30 overs

off to bed lads

Luv Indians
Hate poopeelanders

RARE
A
R
E

have sex

who the fuck wanna go to you lil chink infested island?

truly the rainbow nation

subhuman coloured did after he couldn't get into Australia lmao

Don't get cocky south africa.
You have a history of choking.

Good point

Tell your mum to do that and I'll give her immigration numbers a +2. She won't threshold, but she'll finally feel something deep inside. Lekker uh uh uh uh uh uh uhgod yes.

>86 after 20
The real question is if they make 300

why you mad lad?

How are the semis decided? Does first place play fourth?

NZ needs 156 runs from 174 balls, thats very achievable. I'll save the shitspouting for when the match is over

I reckon NZ completely misread the pitch and they made a big mistake bowling first.

*200 ahahhaha there's no fucking way they make 300

good riddance

get the bane

see a tahir wicket coming here

This cup is Indian. Poopeeland was just our puppet used as diversion

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Yes

yeah

It's an anonymous board m8, shitpost now and disappear when things go south

so does NZ
it's the choker bowl

noob, you shit post now and if we lose just log off

just need one partnership to chase this down desu, sa made the best start they could've hoped for so it will be interesting.

incoherent seething

if i wanted to live with islanders like you in fucking wet and cold 24/7 i would have already

go do your haka with your overweight maori family and eat a cousin you unoriginal faggot

lmao

the ropage begins

Betfair book is so green on this game. Enjoyable trade. Hate having to call up though, fuck Nick Xenephon.

Based

Was genuinely considering moving to South Africa, this display has certainly made a good case. Any reason I shouldn't move there?

are you an african american?

Its kind of a shithole, and I mean it unironically.

the threat of getting sho-

oh wait nvm

reminder that our current 25 runs per wicket will see us through handily

Imagine if Williamson gets out here
mad

OH MY

The Rhodesian Colin de Grandhomme will win the match for NZ.

It would be extremely painful

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this but unironically

Guptill got out hit wicket? Fucking unluckeeeey af

I'M THE CAT WITH BASS AND DRUM
GOING 'ROUND LIKE BOM BOM BOM!

are you a punjabi?

Halfway lads

No. I'm a white man.

Yeah but if I have ~$400k, can I live pretty well M

what nationality then?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147287/amp/South-African-mother-45-raped-children.html

Canadian. Irish and Norwegian about 5 generations ago.

Depends where you live. You could buy a nice house/ car, but you would still need to work obviously

i feel cheated never got a reply from that seething nz poofter

yo cat, what's your favorite food? i got some old shoes i need to throw

You can comfortably live in the Indian countryside with that money if you want to.

Off to bed lads. Goodnight.

if you're New Zealand ere you want to avoid all these dotballs imo

g'night m8

don't let the bedbugs bite

not sure about this preserve wickets but also score 0 runs tactic, might be going over my head, I suppose its the lesser of two evils as we found out that lose wickets and also score 0 runs wasn't paying dividends

Have a good one bud

How did a canadian get into cricket?
It's as likely as an Indian watching ice-hockey.

gn dear bro

c ya tomoro lad

sweet dreams

SHOT

thx kane ily

Well, its not really that unlikely. The internet and streaming has broken down any constraints that were created by television broadcast. So how it goes is, I got curious about cricket simply because I knew nothing about it but was aware that it is a massive international sport. I watch some highlights on youtube, found it interesting, and started watching matches and learning about the game.

>it is a massive international sport
Kek but please do watch our sport

youtube.com/watch?v=Ad1BKrgaZPs

>he hasnt seen it yet

fucking cringe

bobs

Well, its alot more international then baseball. And yes, I think I will be following cricket for a long time now. I'm hooked.

>8 points have gone

well they haven't they just got distributed evenly

BASED please watch some tests, ashes after the world cup

COME ON GET THESE FUCKERS OUT

Oh yah, I'm looking forward to that.

/cric/ incarnate

based indian banter

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I think we weathered the storm boys, time to up the rr hopefully

Are the dutch Cricketers tested for weed event though it is legal there??
Also what kinda name is Max O'Dowd

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>we
Which player are you m8?

based jinx cunt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>there are people who aren't watching this

youtube.com/watch?v=gqz8idTA8ZU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

waheyyy

FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=yfWErAaz2Pw
wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=JIN7RphRieU

stop shilling this cunt

does anyone have the clip of the indian dood pissing in the crowd during ind vs aus?

Based Quoteas back in the game. Still wondering who’s big brain move it was to take Tahir off though

might start posting him too because you get mad 2bh

>NZ going to be knocked out by Pakistan
OH NONONONONO

got you bru

twitter.com/paraanhutt/status/1137406956241530880

THE BIG HOUSE

He is a Big Guy

Based, thank you

>Holland’s brave max o dowd

LMFAO ABSOLUTE MADLAD

are you fkn srs
I DID NOT have to watch that

situations like these demand a thrilling runout

solid banter imo

are there any indians itt with a larger willy than him?

If I were a sppiner I'd bowl with both silly mid of and silly mid on. Deny them cunts easy singles

Yes why'd you ask

what is it about Isa Guha's voice that makes me erect as a girl (male bodied)

>92 in 87
easily doable

...

a full strength Netherlands

lads, any nice streams?

>get kane out
Bold shout

i read the average indian willy is 3.9 inches so probably not

WHAT A SHOT

Im with you on this one. This is going to be a nail biter for sure

youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0

>get out the two best batsmen
someone get this man a job at sky fuck me

cyclingentertainment.stream/new-zealand-vs-south-africa/
don't even mention it

Are you a nigger?

i like her too
she's so comfy. i just want to sleep in her arms.

Halooo

astute analysis straussy

Why, because Lenny Kravitz?

Its ok if you are

It's the home counties accent
Well spoken but not too posh

JIGGLY

based poobro

No, Im white. Nice quads

666666666666666666666

de grandwallop

FUCK THIS GUY

yeah I'm thinking these are some nice quads

Is 49 overs the future of cricket?

Those flood light towers are making me very nervous.

could make the game more appealing to the general populace without totally disintegrating the integrity of the game

Yeah, it has the right amount of everything.

It would appear so

Why

50 overs is too many
Needs to be 49 to keep the interest of the cazzies

>Miller

pathetic fielding by Miller

he did his best

Also mentally ill, but can at least have intelligible conversations to a degree. Offers nothing in terms of sports discussion, and just resorts to cancerous Yea Forums tier anime posting when he is attacked. Has posted loli hentai before, and is more than likely a pedophile. Which is ironic, because he has the audacity to bitch about certain groups of people being bad for western society, when he is a fucking pedophile of all people. Browses /pol/, which has completely fucked up his perception of the world. Is a recluse NEET who is more than likely a complete and utter depressed wreck away from his 'shitposting persona'.

Stressful tahir over

the design..it's like they're about to tip over.

...allah save the crowd

>missed the edge
OH NONONONONONO THEY DONT WANT TO WIN

>have williamson caught behind
>don't appeal
what did they mean by this?

It wouldn't be the WC is South Africa didn't choke

i'm drunk

>unnecessary appeals when no edge
>no appeal when real edge
De cock is so fucking shit

What?

SA have not only knocked themselves out, but they’ve knocked Pakistan out as well. Thank you, you useless cunts.

He's trying to be so vague that you relate
Basically the shitposting version of cold reading

Someone please hug Isa Guha and tell her it's OK.

>hug
fug :DDD

I am awake to watch the rest of the cricket, pretty cold.

I think you will do it m8

Fuck her she's a typical coconuta. Seema > Isa

Reckon williamson should try scoring some more runs instead of relying on the tail

>New Zealand 'won' a phase with 23 (38)

Im getting a bit tired of summer in June. Starting to think global warming might be true after all.

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>Seema
who???.... enlighten me please

classic over from kane

SWEATING

Williamson so based grabbing that single so he can tank the next over too

>baker
come from a tribe of bakers
>smith
come from a tribe of smiths
>Shepherd
come from a tribe of sheep diddlers
>de cock
comes from....er???

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ok, sa deserve to lose after not appealing and then missing an easy runout

>comes from
his cock

time for a cheeky wicket i reckon

New zealand psychologically cooked but somehow winning. State of South Africa

Wait for the seasonal /147/ threads

Can an umpire give an out even if you don't appeal?

The absolute state of South Africa.

Either he clearly sees its out, or if he didnt he can ask the tv umpire to make sure. An appeal is only for when the umpire said its not out and your captain disagrees

do world cup fielders 'walk in' during bowling or is that just a primary school tactic

You're supposed to appeal as a formality, someone got in trouble with the ump the other day for not doing it. But I guess yes, even if it's not so obvious.

>bane gets out after scoring 78(116)

CREPUSCULAR

hate the following player so much espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/540316.html

Just such a despicable shitter

no

>Swearing in public places is illegal and can get you fined up to $660 in NSW
>Summary Offenses Act 1988 states a person cannot use offensive language
>In South Australia the maximum penalty is $1250 or three months’ imprisonment
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

He has a "'knack" of picking up wickets

Shootings in public places are illegal in the US but it doesn't stop you cunts does it?

Everyone does it by instinct

BTFO

Cant even score any singles with 5 men on the fence. Grim batting this

Actually SA is more cooked than any other team there.

- Aging Amla made it for sentimental reasons more than anything else
- Inconsistent AF first team players
- Chokers tag
- lost to NZ In last five WC clashes

>dropped
>no ball

serious question: how do I become a statsgod

and the proteas fuck it up again

Poo

GONE GOT EM
FUCK OFF

we back niggas

Yes I'm thinking we're back

Yeah we're back now lads

What a game

need chris harris to see this home

Based

So fucking nervous lads

being /cric/less was stressful

Just woke up how much did we win by

THRILLING GAME

What did you do during the down-time, lads?

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Fuck Poo Peeland

Bit nervous lads

LETS GO SATNAV

HOBBIT ISLAND BTFO

retarded stream switches to women's football at the end of the NZ match.
WTF

>fakelookvaio

All this fannying around with the field. Bet it's over in the next 2 balls.

lol
>women sports

damnit i cant watch. too scary

Will Williamson?

WALLOP

BASED

BASED

BASED

VANILLA ICE ICE BABY

DLF MAXIMUM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

same here brah

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HOLY

MOTHER

OF

BASED

>maRKRam
>saNTNer
Southern hemisphere is retarded

absolute goat

Reckon that might have put the match beyond South Africa's reach

6 lol

>UNDER PRESSURE STARTS PLAYING

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BOOF

B A N E
A
N
E

good match

South Africa literally threw it away in the field

Good fucking game

South Africa wanted to savour their last moment in the WC

WAHEYYYYYYYYY

Think South Africa are going to have a bit of trouble reaching the semi final now.

That botched fielding to allow the 4 was the turning point

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KANE THE MANE

GOOD MATCH LADS

CLAP CLAP CLAP

HOLY FUCK WHAT A GAME

>save your fast bowlers until the end
>only bowl off-cutters
Deep mind.

This tourney is over until the semi-finals kek

The table topping New Zealand

Nice game

Nice job lads, I only doubted ya when you Ross got a 1

well done living on your faggety tiny misbegotten island, you won today but you will still wake up tomorrow knowing you are a poncey kiwi

Cricket is for pajeets anyway

Lad.....................

Real bigbrain thinking from Du Plessis, give the last over to the shittest bowler. Well done NZ, you deserve to beat these dumb cunts. So long as I live, Ill never support these faggots again. Honestly disappointed we beat Afghanistan, we deserve to win 0 games.

hold up
Why did we only have 49 overs?
There are supposed to be 50 overs.

This is rigged.

Feels good. Thank you for the kind words

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>struggled against sa
>still haven't played Aus, Eng

rain you dumb cunt

we're doing it!!

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Jissis bra kalmeer, hulle het verdien om ons kaffir span te wen.

yeah don't know how both of the umpires missed that blunder

That's out of our control at this point

**uplifting_80's_song.mp3**

Delayed start

How come half your country moves here?

>omg rain we don't have time for 6 balls

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if aus beat bangladesh then the top 4 is pretty much done. terrible

NZ has beaten South Africa in 2019, 2015, 2011, 2007 and 2003 World Cups.

it is ultimately a hollow victory, since williamson did not walk after edging one behind. I am sorry but that is cheating. New Zealand cheated.

no chance for paakistan, sl?

The final four will be NZ/Aus/Ind/Eng.

Only question is who will end up playing whom.

that was a fantastic game, feel bad for the saffers but at least we got another classic match out of it
god, how lucky are we to have KANE

The eternal white man keeping those black cunts in their place

Bit of an unwanted record for South Africa that. Surely they'll be looking to do something about it in 2023.

Yes good guy Kohli walk even after not edging.
bane is a cheater, spirit of cricket my ass

Want to play India in the semi and Australia in the final.

what's the point of a sport whose basic game structure can be changed willy-nilly from one match to the other and within the same competition?

Based

>crashing out in the smeis
oh nonononononono

have you seen the table

New Zealand has ELIMINATED South Africa in the last 3 including this one. Just give up boiz.

the top 4 are all guaranteed to drop points because they play each other a lot

12

their runrate is grim

whats the point of a sport where the game length is always exactly the same? bit boring isnt it?

how bout you go jump back up your mother you lil cunt plug

How are Bangladeshs chances tommorow

and sri lanka still have england and australia to play whilst being 5 points behind when india win their game in hand and pookistan are even further behind

sigh, the first time I watch a CWC from start to finish and it's going to be England of all teams winning.

learning to adapt
best life lesson for any human being
i wish all sports could be like cricket and tennis and golf

I love how everyone is assuming sri lanka won't beat england
pure arrogance

Sri Lanka is shit

Difficult to say. If they can score more runs than Australia they're in with a good chance though.

They've never won it though

but in tennis they don't decide that one match should have tiebreaks and the other one shouldn't, or that one match should be played in best of 5 and the other in best of 3 because of the rain.
adaptation is one thing, changing the actual pre-defined rules of a game is another.

>englel winning a world cup
KEK

Not very good but not totally hopeless. They're looking OK this WC but probably Australia will still take it comfortably.

Imagine the South African team without Miller, Faf, Morris, Steyn and Amla.

I know, and that was comfy.
it was like the football world cup before France won it the first time.
everything went to shit after that.

bit rude

Good. Pozztralia are overrated and will probably get caught cheating again. They've only got to this point by the skin of their teeth

how is it not a strong possibility now?

there is zero chance of another trans-tasman final

This one means a lot to them I think. Especially after the last world cup where they were utterly humiliated by Bangladesh.

their bowling is garbage

England's final 3 games are India, Aus and NZ - the 3 teams that will go through to the Semis.

England has literally played all the easy games first.
They'll most likely finish 4th.

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Think you need to check your math. This is why I never trust indian engineers

hah

>Saffer humour

well England have already won the football and rugby World Cups.
Cricket is the final world cup that anyone in England cares about.

Once they have that it will just be aiming to win it a 2nd time in all sports - which is never as hype.

I am not comparing tennis with cricket, you are. Rules say that the Umpires/match referees have the last say in cricket. Deal with it or keep screeching.

yeah it's tough to see england beating any of those teams. haven't beaten them in so long can't even remember the last time

because you'll be playing the semi ;)

Worthy master of South Africa here, AMA.

post yfw watching the game during the blackout

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cricket world cup is different tarquin

Why do cazzies who quite blatantly don't watch cricket outside of world cups like to give their stupid opinions?

aus are shit and we will crush them easily
NZ could go either way but we should win that too
india is the toughest because it will be a home game for them

F5 F5 F5

>be aiming to win it a 2nd time in all sports - which is never as hype.
Bit strange really

I went to the archives to see if any posts were made there lol

kek
the commentator on tv actually made the same mistake.

OOF

that'd be mark nicholas

love him

you were the one who brought up golf and tennis.
and I showed how tennis is different in that they don't change the basic structure of the game within a tournament.
questioning is not screeching.

time for a cheeky fap before bed ;)

gg 2ez

Lads are the other teams even trying

Munro and Latham can't play in any big games, they'll fucking screw us lads

Tahir finding the edge of KANE?'s bat, and the dompoes retard Faf didnt want to review this. Meanwhile in the Afghanistan game he reviewed a ball he caught that he knew hid the ground first. Real bigbrain captaining, what a fucking bhanchod poes.

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I love how that was an exciting World Cup match involving my country, and I couldn't watch a single delivery.

Reckon replace them with Nicholls and Blundell

>Blundell
It'd be a blunder hehe

I watched the whole SA innings then went to bed and woke up for the last 10 NZ overs. Now I'm going to the operating theatre to perform brain surgery on a patient. What's your excuse?

I don't see you asking a specific question. You're just making general statements. Leave me the fuck alone with your metaphysical philosophising.

yeah it was a good one

it's de cock's fault, dumb cunt didn't even hear it

is kane likely to miss any games for his disgraceful decision not to walk? I think the ICC needs to make an example of him

agreed, really wanted munners to hit some form but it just hasn't happened. nicholls and guppy would be kino. I don't think blundell would be much better but I don't think we lose anything by giving him a shot.

All those people complaining about De Kock have clearly not keeped before. I have. The chances of hearing a nick are around 5-10%

If nothing else, Blundell is a better keeper.

thats why you appeal for everything even when you don't think there was an edge

not true at all, batsman and keeper know most of the time

You appeal for everything these days with new technology. How is this hard to understand?

need to shed my beer belly and general drug-induced sickness and get fit so by this time next year, I can be playing cricket again

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Back on wifi now and would just like to say that the game was great but I really missed all the /cric/ bros. Also the KANE innings was elite and muscular

How was the atmosphere at the stadium?

>general drug-induced sickness
Z-Zachy? What's the fin been doing to you? It'll be okay lad, just hang in there.

nah just watched it at home lmao, wifi was dead but tv still working ofc
cracking game

FUCKING good post.

I have a full head of hair and can get erections

I thought you were the lad who went to game. Yea Forums was down for while too.

plot twist: the fin has given zachy cataracts in addition to softening his penis and not thickening his hair

cricinfo not loading here lads, the fuck is going on?

shame, missed some comfy ghostposting on the archives

>new Zealand won by 4 runs
Not bad

didnt happen

Australia in the semis, England in the finals

for me, kane played the best innings of the world cup so far
I like kane a lot as a player and a bloke

New zealand will forever be labelled cheats because of Kane's actions.

Fuck it, might as well dox myself. Literally crying lads

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Because Kane didn’t walk?

it was disgusting

Cheer up lad

just remember that every country will be upset by the end of this tournament except one so you will have plenty of common ground

It was

I know, but it was so close even if winning this didnt really achieve anything.

Thanks man

just got back, entertaining game despite not being too high scoring
de grandhomme a particular highlight. saffers and kiwis had good support and I liked the atmosphere
phehlukwayo had a poor game desu, surely sith efrika have better all rounders than him in reserve

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Based

Feel so bad for saffers. FUCK nz, always shattering their dreams

Looking good mate

Glad you enjoyed it. If I wasn't such an idiot i'd have tried to get tickets for a few games and a day or two of the aussie test.

think there are still some tickets for the sunday of the edgbaston test available, although they're pretty pricey

Obviously great action with the cricket this morning but this round robin has been so stupid. The obvious best four sides are cruising and while Windies, Pakistan and Bangladesh have been plucky the rain has conspired with just the design of the tournament to totally rob them of any chance at the semi's. Barring an unfathomable choke it's gonna be these four and this whole exercise will go down as nothing more than a warm up for NZ, India, Australia and England. Bangladesh will probably feel good about themselves but idk, I feel like they never had a chance at this thing. Kinda sucks.

Yeah needed more minnows just for involvement and a top 8 knockout.

Missed a trick here. Could be retired right now.

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I thought they'd all be gone for the test. I don't think I can afford it desu.

it's so India has one less opportunity to blow it in the knockout.

I wasn't really a fan of the format either but I think without the rain interventions it might have been a little more interesting
the end of the group stage has much better fixtures than the start but sadly it is likely that they won't really mean much besides shuffling around the 1-4 positions

it's not just that, I'd say this would have been a workable format if they had been more considerate about the scheduling. if the top teams played most of their games with each other at the beginning, it could have made the contest a lot more open and allowed at least one minnow team to be up at the top of the table and a lot of uncertainty for the top teams needing to beat all the underdogs to qualify. although at the same time, you do want to find out who the best team in the world is and this is a good way to do it I guess

What did he mean by this

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Bangladesh definitely has deserved better than "If you pull off a miracle upset of Australia you may stand a 5% chance of catching them or India as long as you don't get rained out a bunch".

BASED

/cric/ seething again. All these cazzies live for is to see new Zealand loss but it will Literally NEVER happen

I like new zealand, in fact if england can't win I would want nz to win it

but that's more because I hate australia and india so much

This place talks shit non stop before and during a kiwi game and then after we win.... Tumbleweeds

Posted ths in /brit/ earlier. Thoughts?

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>navy seal pasta
B A S E D
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kek what the fuck?

rent free

Based Bane

unironically listened to the whole thing, enjoyed the hell out of it, and linked it to friends

Reminder that appealing, reviewing and walking are all signs of extreme disrespect.

Cricket is a gentleman's game and all players shall respect the decisions of the umpires whether wrong or right, whether you have benefitted or suffered. This, both De cock and Kane acted appropriately in not intervening in the will of the umpires.

new jim cant swim kino lads

*snap*
yep, that one's going in my "the post" collection

so true

NZ Bros, if you lads win world cup, how many mosques are you going to target?

Good post displaying actual cricketing knowledge. rare for cric.

steady on mate.

so what happened? Kane didn't walk when he should've?

a full strength Rwanda Women

>suggest Kane is dishonest
>peewees go into hiding
kek every time

You boys watching the NHL Awards? Hart trophy coming up.

based

Based Trotz

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state of sebbo
based antipodes

no mate I won't be on account of being at toil and not watching ice hockey generally

not at all, it was a tiny edge and not even de Kock bothered appealing. completely believe Kane when he said that he had no clue that he hit it

reddit the player
cannot stand him

completely agree

it just makes everything so much more shit. nothing but blowouts because instead of facing one top team and one good team in their group, teams like Afghanistan have to play every single one of them
should have had three groups of four I reckon

do you know what score he was on when he hit it? want to see the replay

FUCK OFF THE NORTH SHORE IS FULL

I think the problem with this world cup format is they've prioritised the interests of the eventual semifinalists by giving them more chances to advance by flogging everyone and less chance that a bad individual result keeps them in the groups
Genuinely believe they did it because of England getting stuck in the group stages with that unexpected Bangladesh loss last time
It's alright if you really see imagine the world cup's primary aim is to determine the world champion but for me the real fun is the minnows playing each other and seeing who advances expectations. Not to mention teams like Zimbabwe, Ireland, Nepal and the Netherlands aren't given a chance to perform on the big stage and earn reputation/ revenue, so it just entrenches the dominance of the established sides. I don't see how any more Afghans will follow the sport after their team is decimated by everyone else, even though they deserve more for actually reaching the World Cup in the first place

imagine trying to shit-talk someone when you live in LITERAL and UNIRONIC Africa

Also just makes the results meaningless from now on, as that kiwi says the top four are already set. We don't even have quarter finals to look forward to, just semis and the final. Very little going on

So is the cricinfo a seething darkie or did Bane really actually get out 15 times in his innings? It reads like fan fiction KEK

>cricinfo match reporter**
Goddamnit

really wish sebbo wasn't so fat desu

at least there's some action in South Africa. I imagine living in New Zealand is like living in purgatory

how do I get into cricket?

>went to sleep and missed nz almost shitting the bed
Put up with that grim SA innings to miss the end.

True. Don't see why they couldn't have a 16 team, 4 group format with 8 teams advancing. Add the Dutch, Irish, Scots, and some niggers.

fuckin freezing

bottom half is under my quilt and i'm still mildly shaking. i hate winters

biochem soon lads wish me luck

good luck lad

can’t wait to get out of the exam and watch some kinos

Shikhar dhawan out of the world cup, replaced by pant

know that feel. it's really hard to give a shit about the last exam because you're already thinking about what you're gonna do after you walk out of the exam hall

hello? 24 hours ago?

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browse /cric/ when games are on, ask for streams, open your mouth

Just read newspaper sorry x

no pant

hardik bumrah

wrong version m8

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got a new one for you lads

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it's so they maximise games where the Asian teams play each other since they bring huge ratings and also so India and potentially Pakistan get a clear path to the semis I reckon. more motivated by 2007 than 2015

>I slept your mother's cousin next door
who talks like this to their kids

Oh god my dad does.

>white people

>white
really m8?

lebos aren't white mate

i mean, they are caucasian

they're white presenting

not if you talked to my mom's aunt. she used to refer to my dad as "the darkie" in polish.

>half pole half lebo living in Tucson

struggling to imagine an existence more grim

reminder New Zealand would have /batdeep/ed out of the game anyway if Kane was out

might need a haircut lads

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literally my hair m8. where the fuck did you find this photo?

can't think of anything more vile than a ginger boof

>rangas

not a ranga but w/e

very clearly a ranga mate

>[drake noises]
yep, that's a ranga

first time I've ever been called a ranga

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Good guy kane Williamson didn't walk after nicking the ball then we have bad guy kohli who walked without nicking .

To be honest, Kane Williamson should’ve walked when he edged that ball from Tahir. He’s no hero.

Should Kane have walked? All top players walk when out. Amla always walks. Gilchrist. Kallis. Sanga even Kohli the other day walked and he wasnt even out.

You win the match but lost all respect for you here #KaneWilliamson

Twitter is seething lol never knew NZ were such massive cheats bastards pretend to be nice but are just like aussie cunts

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Honestly hope the entire city of chennai dies of thirst. Fewer poo in loos in the best thing that could ever happen for the world.

reckon indians sould walk

to the toilet

yikes lads

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Just walked to the tap and got myself a glass of water.

*breaths in*

I now remember Paul Adams, KEK.

Finished my biochem exam /cric/chads, pretty sure I scraped by.
Aiming to watch 30 kinos over the break, give me some Netflix and Stan recommendations

love how sebbo is acting like this isn't the first time he's seen the word ranga

few truthies in here lads

what happened to your fluids exam

currently watching the certified classic War and Peace starring Paul Dano on Stan mate and can recommend it

Who?

classic paul dano?

six panels on the cards

yes mate

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don't have one for someone who's actually oblivious m8
reckon i could just copy and paste the australian flag six times though.

New ?

fear not, i am baking

yes mate off you go

Chernobyl, Barry, This Time with Alan Partridge, Space Force, The OA, War and Peace, Veep, Our Planet.

good picks these

>Chernobyl
based
>Barry
cringe
>This Time with Alan Partridge
cringe
>Space Force
cringe
>The OA
cringe
>War and Peace
cringe
>Veep
grim
>Our Planet
dire

might watch everything listed but Chernobyl lads

add The Terror too

Yep that's great too.

Good idea.

sensing some imminent ropage

>The OA
yikes

new

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the Terror 3 times through